#hard to compete with the guy that works on looney tunes logic when your designed for serious grunge logic
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Ngl I’ve been rotating this idea in my head for like, a solid day, before I got around to doing some art for it. So here’s a sketch page for u :)!
funny idea where Shen Yuan transmigrates into a cute colorful lil world and his system tells him to collect data on bunnies, and not just any bunnies- beast bunnies
He thinks its cool, like omg theres this one bunny w dark fur and lil horns!! Omg its so cute, and this one has wings..!! And this one- its glowing! Its literally so cute!!
So he's in beast heaven where his goal is literally just Gotta Find Them All and optionally record their behavior for extra d-points! (D standing for data <3)
Eh, downside is he cant really use his left arm cuz he hasn't unlocked dual maining yet... but he'll get to it soon! For his bunnies!!
but! Theres evil creatures trying to eat his precious bunnies while he's researching them...!! His system tasks him with getting rid of these corrupted devourers to protect his defenseless bunnies-
well they're not all defenseless but the ones who CAN protect themselves are rare and most of what he has are just precious babies hiding behind him!! So, he takes up the missions and fight the evildoers!
Hey, but wait a minute- system, why are the devourers just.. pirate carrots?!
Oh, hey atleast he got a weapon!
Crack crack, boom!! He defeats the corrupted devourers- er, carrots- but wait, something sparkles in the corner of his eyes... he trims through the bushes and finds- another bunny?
[You have discovered Haze-Coated Dreams!]
His eyes were wide and shining because WOAH omg this bunny was majestic! It had a light shade of green and like, cute wind patterns! Theres even a little star pattern on its head!
But... aww, poor thing is trembling, it was so small too, probably just a baby. His heart clenched at the thought that those devourers were gonna eat something so cute... he looked around, though he cant seem to find its mother. They were probably eaten by the devourers...
He sighed and decided to just take the bunny in! More d-points for him!
He gently picks it up and cradles it in his arms.
[You have acquired Haze-Coated Dream!]
[Adding to database....]
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Xiao Jiu ran as fast as he could, trying to get away from monsters that sought for his flesh and blood.
But it was futile, wasn't it? They were faster, stronger, and he was just prey.
It wasn't any better that his clumsy self tripped and sprained his ankles. Fuck.
His heart thumped wildly in his chest, he didn't want to die yet. Please.
If he could not run, he crawled. He crawled and hid in a large bush, hoping those demons had not seen him. Hoping that whatever god was up there was merciful and let him live. But then what?
He trembled in the cold, his body aching and hurting all over.
Why did it have to be him?
His breath hitched as he held the sounds of cracking bones and tearing flesh. He trembled and hugged himself tighter, trying to get himself together.
Crawl, crawl damnit. Move. Anything.
Why did it have to be him?
He couldn't hide his fear when he so clearly felt a shadow loom over him. His instincts burned and screamed and made him look up, to see if the monsters had spotted him.
The bush was cut, and he was exposed.
No. No.. nonononono NO NO-
Please.
Xiao Jiu froze as he saw a bloodied man, arm ripped off and dry blood staining the ripped clothing.
The man- more demon-like than the actual demons he saw - approached him- no get away from me- and picked him up. And cradled him.
He couldn't do anything. He was scared, confused, angry- and.. helpless, in a lot of senses.
He wasn't willing to backdown without a fight however.
(It took sy 3 hours to put his disoriented bunny that was trying to fight him thinking he was probably one of the carrots to sleep. Poor baby.)
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Anyways so yeah shen yuan thinks he got transported into a beast bunny heaven
Literally everyone around him says otherwise, but oh no shen yuan doesnt speak bunny and carrot language unfortunately :(
Sy thinks he's a beast tamer and also he chops up all the carrots to feed to his bunnies (remember what carrots are?... yeah... his house is a bit... messy...)
Sy: omg new rare bunny type?!?!?!!! This is the best day ever.
Sj, traumatized asf: who are you..?!. (sy baba-beams him and he immediately (4 weeks) becomes his boy)
Sy serving his bunnies the chopped up carrots: eat up and grow big and strong!
Sj: (avoiding the "carrots" bc he is NOT eating raw flesh)
Sy, noticing sj avoiding the carrots: oh no, my baby still has trauma from that experience :( its ok, SYSTEM!!!! gimme recipes. Now.
Sy looking at the (dead) carrots: i wonder if i can eat this...
System: no!!! It is heavily advised against!!
Sy: huh? Why?
System, sweating and trying to find an explanation that doesnt reveal the carrots are literally just demon abomanations: .....theyre digestible only to the rabbits! Theyre toxic to humans like how chocolate is toxic to dogs!
Sy: (believing it) huh... that makes total sense.
if you're wondering what sy looks like in this au, in literally everyone else's POV he:
Has one arm, the other looks like it was ripped off
Has clothes that are bloody and dirty asf like he just got out of a bloodbath
Has dead eyes and a clawed out eye (referencing to the fact he sees the world like a cutesy place even tho it isnt LMAO system pulling so many strings)
Has a butcher knife
His okay-arm has spikes coming out of his flesh
So basically he looks like he got out of a slaughter/cruel lab but he loves his bunnies (monstrous pets with 1 lil very hateful kid) very dearly and no when he sees himself in reflection he just looks like a Normal Guy
This is just my excuse to make monsteryuan but slightly more insane
#not super happy with Shen yuans look just yet#but that’s what rough draft pages are forrrr#my art#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#svsss#ngl it’s Really fun imaging how Shen Jiu would Absolutely capitalize on having the Xianxia equivalent of a Big Daddy (bioshock monster)#can’t bully him he’ll just start screaming and Shen Yuan will catapult himself out of the nearby brush to start chopping carrots#his little baby boys hungry :(#also#Absolutely Adore how there’s an almost insidious dynamic between System and Shen Yuan#why does System Need to have a free roaming Shen Yuan to chop up ‘carrots’ for it?#why did it make sure he only has 1 eye and 1 arm?#How would it give Shen Yuan his second arm? (if the mention of ‘dual maining’ like Yugio is anything to go off of)#but current idea is that this particular PIDW was Already going off the rails before any transmigrators#but instead of becoming a rom-com like SVSSS#instead it got More brutal#and the big problem arises in that Many primary characters (in this case Shen Jiu)#are getting Way Too Close to Actually dying before they’re supposed to. like Far too early#so. system makes a compromise :)#place a pawn into the playing field with the mission to chop up all enemy carrots (anything that acts as a Problem for System)#ofc I’m 80% certain that once Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan start working together any and All plans of Systems goes out the window#hard to compete with the guy that works on looney tunes logic when your designed for serious grunge logic
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