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Me: I’m going to bed

What people think I mean:

What I actually mean:

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I’d like everyone to see this

{Credit to amalasrosa on Twitter}

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Mood

carry on stans before and after rainbow announced the sequel

before: lmao she’s DEF writing a sequel just look at all the hints she’s dropped it’s basically confirmed

after: A CARRY ON SEQUEL I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY-

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So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

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me: *trying to escape from real life problems by joining to fandoms*

fandom:

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Nico: But I didn’t kill him yet!

Will: No, you won’t kill him… EVER!

Nico: Fine I won’t kill him ever…. yet

Will:

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every time i fuck up plugging in the USB to charge my iphone and scratch it against the underside of the phone i think about that scene at the start of sherlock where sherlock assumes that john watson’s sister is an alcoholic because of the scratches around the charging port of the iphone she gave to him as a gift and i think to myself “man sherlock is a fucking idiot”

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okay but the carry on trio being obsessed with hamilton

so it would basically all start with penny who finds out about the hamilton soundtrack

she starts playing it in the flat because she loves it

one because 10/10 quality musical (duh)

two because 10/10 poc casting that makes her v happy

she worships angelica (who doesn’t) but like, penny really worships angelica.

then, because penny listens to the soundtrack so much simon hears the songs a lot and is like;

what is this

why is this so great

who what how

so simon starts to listen along

both simon and penny want to learn all the raps

penny already nails the song ‘satisfied’

and both of them do great goods when it comes to ‘my shot’

then there are also moments when penny and simon do house cleaning

(they actually clean because penny doesn’t use a lot of magic around simon)

and they have the hamilton soundtrack on in the background

and they absolutely SLAY ‘the scuyler sisters’

“WERK”

*sassy finger snap*

*baz walking*

*baz facepalimg*

then, because baz is at their flat most of the time, baz starts to listen along as well

baz at first denies his love for the music

“you’re literally obsessing over musical about the dude on the 10 dollar”

“It’s Art™ Baz, don’t you understand?!???!?”

but then, one day ‘guns and ships’ is on in the flat

both penny and simon are still struggling with lafayette’s rap in this song

baz and simon are just cuddly-wuddly on the couch when simon hears baz flawlessly mumble the rap under his breath next to him

and simon’s like :O

and baz denies everything

though after that both simon and penny catch baz singing/rapping along more and more

after a while baz finally gives in and demonstrates them a 10/10 flawless lafayette rap

simon and penny are in awe

turn out baz can rap

simon cannot

penny is ok

but then

simon can sing??

and he likes to sing ‘wait for it’

and baz just kinda swoons because his voice

simon and baz also do the rap battle from ‘cabinet battle #1′

simon’s jefferson (lmao) and baz is hamilton

“siTTING THERE USELESS AS TWO SHIT, HEY TURN AROUND, BEND OVER, I SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS”

“ok calm down baz” *blushing*

ALSO

simon singing helpless and baz being helpless

and hopeless

hopelessly in love with his boyfriend that can sing, crowley

I just have a lot of feelings about our beautiful trio being obsessed with Hamilton ok? ok. 

pls don’t let me be alone in this

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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

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Hogwarts Uniforms - House Hufflepuff

1910-1950

more to come, stay tuned!!

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When There’s A Misunderstanding In The Fanfiction And They’re Ignoring Eachother But If They Would’ve Talked There Wouldn’t Be One

Nothing frustrates me more than misunderstandings tbh

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someone: it's inevitable snape turned out to be a horrible person, when you consider his childhood...

sirius: *abused and raised by blood supremacists, is disowned, is framed for murder*

sirius: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

neville: *grew up with a controlling grandmother who always told him he wasn't good enough, lived with the knowledge that his parents were tortured to insanity, bullied and looked down on by just about everyone*

neville: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

ginny: *is literally possessed by voldemort for the better part of a year*

ginny: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

remus: *had no friends until he was 11, lives in constant fear of being outed as a werewolf, forced to become a monster every month*

remus: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

luna: *watched her mother die, picked on by everyone except ginny, treated as a freak, has only one friend until she's 14*

luna: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

hagrid: *expelled at age 13 for something he didn't do, accused of murder twice, outcasted for being half-giant*

hagrid: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

cho: *has her first love be murdered by a genocidal dictator and about half the world refuses to believe it, must struggle with her feelings towards harry and her guilt about them*

cho: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

mcgonagall: *fell in love with a muggle but had to break off their engagement, for fear of turning out like her own mother, later married a wizard who she loved but he died 3 years later*

mcgonagall: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

harry: *is degraded and abused his entire childhood, forced to sleep in a cupboard for 11 years, constantly treated as being an unwelcome outsider, told he should be grateful for his abusers taking him in, lied to constantly for the first 11 years of his life about who he is and who his parents were, consistently blamed for things that he couldn't control, picked on at school and continuously beaten up by his cousin's gang, sees multiple people die*

harry: *still manages to not be a horrible person*

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I’ve been working on this for a while, its the first time I’ve ever done one but I’m proud to have finally actually finished it. 

Song (Its a great cover)

pls dont repost<3

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Occlumency.

Who wanted another Drarry song? No one? Ok cool. Here it is. Here are all the things Harry doesn’t want Draco to know he’s thinking about. Here’s the SoundCloud link! My hair looks a mess but what can you do? Lol

Lyrics/Chords:

Keep reading

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Writer things

- were street lamps invented in ww2????

- how much does an arm cost tho

- Everyone is nodded. All the heads are nodding in this conversation

- wait no it was raining wasn’t it *looks back ten pages* yeah okay why did i do that

- It’s still night right?

- It’s been night for like 30 years at this point

- what’s that guy’s name again? I should know this these are my babies

- I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this alive so figure it out kids

- *googles* how to travel across Europe during the middle ages

- effects of the bubonic plague???

- shoot, comas don’t work like I want them to. I need a convenient coma

- Everyone has the ability to quirk one eyebrow why is this

- how smart are rats

- I think they’ve sighed like 30 times now

- how do i describe what its like to run a mile I’ve never done that in my life

- Im sure its just like super hard

- No one cares about the weather stop

- i just wrote twenty pages in two hours why cant i do this in school

- everyone smirks too much but what else do i say its not a smile its too sad for that

- and now everyone is just ‘smiling sadly’.

- chuckled sounds like santa clause but laugh is too much but snickered is evil but giggled is too bubbly…

- what is the purpose of a rubber duck

- no, don’t make references this is a serious piece of literature

- “now if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”

- okay i need tea and music and oh wow look at that someone liked my tumblr post…

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the one thing all of us writers have in common is that none of us are fucking writing