#happy wife Happy life

[muzsmocsing]

Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.

[eatmascs]

me when she kills an entire city bc she's just a patootie 🎀

[c2-eh]

"if he's happy, i'm happy." okay Carlos, we get it // (x)

[itsfootballbih]

Love how Jude makes quite literally no effort to get the ball, and simply just hugs Trent.

[hotwife-affairs]

[winterxgardener]

The number of times I watch this podcast is quite alarming. I really enjoy how they explain their stance on relationships, and their banter with Kendalh and Jordan is on point. 💚💙

[superbat-love]

Superman trying to defend Robin until Batman gave him The Look.

[inchidentally]

married for 1 year: Lando still wheedles to get his way, Oscar still makes feeble yet ultimately failed attempts to hold his ground

married for 3 years: Charles doesn't listen when Carlos tries to have a different opinion to him, Carlos just wants to point out that he at one point had his own opinions

[hastyprovocateur]

Lord! Mizu who cracks a joke among men about women tasting so sweet. And the men are like-

X: Taste?

Mizu: Come on, you know what I mean

X: So... you... eat your wife down there?

Mizu: EVERYDAY! MY WOMAN GETS ME MORE DRUNK THAN SAke... (nervous laugh)... wait... yall don't...?

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

There was already the Monkey King post with the love potion,What if Y/N drank the love potion? (I imagine Y/N flirting nonstop with the Monkey King)

Part 2 of Love potion some of it might get suggestive but I don't know yet🫢🫣

(Lmk Wukong) Let me tell you ever since you took that love position and it was the best mistake you ever made. You had him Wrapped our your figures because you smothered him with nothing but affection. Like seriously he was in a chokehold and Blushing. All that Love position did was Amplify your love for him and he seriously hopes he gets out of it alive🥰💛

(MKR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh he can't handle it😬, He thinks he can but he can't🫣. All your lovey dovey acts and nicknames you shower him with leaves him red face and a buffering Brain. He thought you must be messing with him or trying to get in his head. Well you kinda did that but not in the way he's use too, man I don't think he's gonna last long Especially with the newly Equipped Chin scratches 🫢🫢🫢🫢❤️‍🔥

(HIB Wukong) NOW I KNOWWWWW HE CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!😵‍💫, because his secret self esteem problems😥. But the way you come up to him with eyes of love and pure desire, he'll be at a loss. You would secret tease him by showing parts of your body for his eyes only 👀�� and chirp and moan for him. His head would be spinning by the end of it and then finish him off with a kiss 💋. RIP��️🧡

(NR Wukong) MAKE OUT SESSIONS, HOURS, AND HOURS OF MAKE OUT SESSIONS. You jump his old bones any chance you get you love him so much that you couldn't stop yourself. He's confused at first, but then he gets very into it, and he loves it. He especially loves the head rubs and scratches you give him to the point where his brains melted and he drools on his shirt. Their was even a time when you purred next to his ear during a cuddle session, and he had to lock the bedroom door. If he wasn't obsessed with you,then oh boi.....🩷

(Netflix Wukong) Ummmmmmm, neither of you can control yourself at the moment. You'll have him wrapped around your fingers as well. You both would at first kiss 💋 and make out, but then their's grabbing and cuddling and pulling on fur and moaning, chirping, Biting, etc.They only way you would get him like that is if you continuously praised him for every Accomplishment and even love his flaws. Yeah your not going anywhere not until he's done with you🫢🫢🫢❤️❤️❤️

FEEL FREE TO REBLOG💋

[rougeclasslover]

[augustinewrites]

Omg you're getting married soon?! Congrats!!i hope your wedding is every bit as lovely as you wished it to be<333

(since this is a personal topic, don't feel obligated to awnser! Just sending my well wishes)

-🪷

yes in sept!!! (and on the day we met hehe) it's been a long long year and a bit (lots of planning as life chugs along) but i've been so happy and im so excited for what is really just MY wedding 😌 featuring mr augustine

[chisfics]

billy & his sunnies 😎

[dukeoftheblackstar]

- Commissioned Art by @moonmo0n

I have peaked. I did it bestie. Wifey took the pic ♥ To us, @saengak ♥ And our baby girl / wine daddy, Plo Koon ♥

[urlovebot]

hello everyone this is my wife bada lee nice to meet u all

[winterxgardener]

Court and Shayne will be on Happy Wife Happy Life podcast. You can send your question for them here 🎊