#happy wife Happy life
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Hua Cheng really said luck may not be on his side but I AM, so if he loses that's against the rules because in MY city law is Xie Lian always wins at everything and the prize is anything he asks for. Argue with the wall or my scimitar and I respect that.
#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#s2 ep2#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#happy wife happy life#*fucks up a game of dice telekinetically*#“oh no I seem to have lost!! please give me your half eaten cold bun. for reasons. please im beg-”
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
me when she kills an entire city bc she's just a patootie 🎀
#shes just a silly baby#i'm her pillow princess#i wanna her so bad#elliewilliams#thelastofus#ellie williams smut#ellie williams x fem reader#ellie tlou#ellie x reader#happy wife happy life#i wanna sit on her face#ellie the last of us#abby anderson#abby tlou#ellie
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
"if he's happy, i'm happy." okay Carlos, we get it // (x)
#look at Charles' smile at the end when carlos says that.... insane. babygirl have some couth#happy wife happy life#'SHARLLLL' he's obsessed with saying his name like that#carlos sainz jr#charles leclerc#charlos#scuderia ferrari
876 notes
·
View notes
Text
Love how Jude makes quite literally no effort to get the ball, and simply just hugs Trent.
#trent alexander arnold#jude bellingham#england nt#everybody else is fighting for their life#happy wife happy life
242 notes
·
View notes
Text
190 notes
·
View notes
Text
Superman trying to defend Robin until Batman gave him The Look.
#yes dear you’re right#magic words#to a long and happy marriage#happy wife happy life#coparenting#all the robins#with bruce#since dick grayson#superbat#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc animation#official#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#robin#damian wayne
941 notes
·
View notes
Text
married for 1 year: Lando still wheedles to get his way, Oscar still makes feeble yet ultimately failed attempts to hold his ground
married for 3 years: Charles doesn't listen when Carlos tries to have a different opinion to him, Carlos just wants to point out that he at one point had his own opinions
#landoscar#charlos#happy wife happy life#mine#also want to point out that carlos staring at charles only got more unhinged throughout the years#so oscar is set to have no mind of his own left by lando's contract renewal period#my vids
250 notes
·
View notes
Text
Court and Shayne will be on Happy Wife Happy Life podcast. You can send your question for them here 🎊
#shourtney updates#shourtney#shartney#shayne topp#courtney miller#smoshblr#happy wife happy life#jordan myrick#kendalh landreth
50 notes
·
View notes
Text
Lord! Mizu who cracks a joke among men about women tasting so sweet. And the men are like-
X: Taste?
Mizu: Come on, you know what I mean
X: So... you... eat your wife down there?
Mizu: EVERYDAY! MY WOMAN GETS ME MORE DRUNK THAN SAke... (nervous laugh)... wait... yall don't...?
#YOU KNOW MIZU WOULD OUTDYKE THEM ALL AND MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE BAD HUSBANDS#wife guy mizu#lord mizu knows his priorities#happy wife happy life#blue eye samurai#mizu blue eye samurai#akemi blue eye samurai#blue eye samurai mizu#mizu#mizemi#bes akemi#akemizu#mizu x akemi#netflix blue eye samurai#mizusexual#akemi x mizu#akemi itoh#akemi ito#akezu#mizu akemi#akemi#bes mizu#bes headcanons#bes incorrect quotes#netflix bes#bes memes#bes#akemi bes
73 notes
·
View notes
Note
@lara-legomonkiekid
There was already the Monkey King post with the love potion,What if Y/N drank the love potion? (I imagine Y/N flirting nonstop with the Monkey King)
Part 2 of Love potion some of it might get suggestive but I don't know yet🫢🫣
(Lmk Wukong) Let me tell you ever since you took that love position and it was the best mistake you ever made. You had him Wrapped our your figures because you smothered him with nothing but affection. Like seriously he was in a chokehold and Blushing. All that Love position did was Amplify your love for him and he seriously hopes he gets out of it alive🥰💛
(MKR Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhhh he can't handle it😬, He thinks he can but he can't🫣. All your lovey dovey acts and nicknames you shower him with leaves him red face and a buffering Brain. He thought you must be messing with him or trying to get in his head. Well you kinda did that but not in the way he's use too, man I don't think he's gonna last long Especially with the newly Equipped Chin scratches 🫢🫢🫢🫢❤️🔥
(HIB Wukong) NOW I KNOWWWWW HE CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!😵💫, because his secret self esteem problems😥. But the way you come up to him with eyes of love and pure desire, he'll be at a loss. You would secret tease him by showing parts of your body for his eyes only 👀😏 and chirp and moan for him. His head would be spinning by the end of it and then finish him off with a kiss 💋. RIP⚰️🧡
(NR Wukong) MAKE OUT SESSIONS, HOURS, AND HOURS OF MAKE OUT SESSIONS. You jump his old bones any chance you get you love him so much that you couldn't stop yourself. He's confused at first, but then he gets very into it, and he loves it. He especially loves the head rubs and scratches you give him to the point where his brains melted and he drools on his shirt. Their was even a time when you purred next to his ear during a cuddle session, and he had to lock the bedroom door. If he wasn't obsessed with you,then oh boi.....🩷
(Netflix Wukong) Ummmmmmm, neither of you can control yourself at the moment. You'll have him wrapped around your fingers as well. You both would at first kiss 💋 and make out, but then their's grabbing and cuddling and pulling on fur and moaning, chirping, Biting, etc.They only way you would get him like that is if you continuously praised him for every Accomplishment and even love his flaws. Yeah your not going anywhere not until he's done with you🫢🫢🫢❤️❤️❤️
FEEL FREE TO REBLOG💋
#monkey king netflix#monkey king reborn#monkey king x reader#nezha reborn#lmk monkey king#monkey king hero is back#x female y/n#suggestive#marriage#happy wife happy life#intamacy#kiss of life#affection#obessive love
99 notes
·
View notes
Text
#yellowjackets#misty quigley#she would definitely tweet like this you can’t change my mind#She posts inspirational quotes#I love my little sociopath wifey#Happy wife happy life#I’m gonna make more of these
69 notes
·
View notes
Note
Omg you're getting married soon?! Congrats!!i hope your wedding is every bit as lovely as you wished it to be<333
(since this is a personal topic, don't feel obligated to awnser! Just sending my well wishes)
-🪷
yes in sept!!! (and on the day we met hehe) it's been a long long year and a bit (lots of planning as life chugs along) but i've been so happy and im so excited for what is really just MY wedding 😌 featuring mr augustine
#thank u for the well wishes!!!#i'm just kidding btw he's been a champ about helping plan#but he keeps telling me i'm the star of the show#happy wife happy life#[💌—inbox]
84 notes
·
View notes
Text
billy & his sunnies 😎
#hes such a dad#a malewife actually#happy wife happy life#the most bbg 50 year old man#he smells like beer but its okay#daniel loves him#johnny cooks n cleans#while daniel pays the rent#(& pays for anything johnny wants)#daniel larusso#johnny lawrence#billy zabka#ralph macchio#lawrusso#zacchio#the karate kid#cobra kai#80s lawrusso#fic idea
94 notes
·
View notes
Text
- Commissioned Art by @moonmo0n
I have peaked. I did it bestie. Wifey took the pic ♥ To us, @saengak ♥ And our baby girl / wine daddy, Plo Koon ♥
#♝#plo koon#wine daddy plo#my wife#my husband#my everything#♥#wine plo#ρℓσ∂υ¢н#happy wife happy life#xD
167 notes
·
View notes
Text
hello everyone this is my wife bada lee nice to meet u all
#bada lee#bada lee x reader#happily married#happy wife happy life#she lowkey cheats on me tho#with the floor 🤨
198 notes
·
View notes
Text
zhancheng family commission for @/mothssi on tumblr! lwj loves his precious family
76 notes
·
View notes