#happy motherfucking birthday

[o0o-gh0ulio0o-0o0]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHRIS MOTIONLESS

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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[frnkiebby]

i just love him so fucking much~🎃

[sepetajmikolikomehoces]

Happ birth etc

I am not ready for whatever Jere will come out swinging with today.

Yes, I know what that sounds like

Yes, you may quote me on that

(for obvious reasons this is not real, it's made for entertainment purposes only, do not for any reason think this is real)

[sinkingteethinwhitenoise]

Come Play - Noah Sebastian

Pairing: sub!Noah Sebastian x dom!fem!reader

Warnings: SMUT/NSFW 18+ ONLY, Pain Kink, Knife Kink/Knife Play, Blood Kink, Slight Blood Consumption, Ghostface Mask, Riding, P in V, unprotected sex, dirty talk, crying if you squint, not proof read bc i hate myself

Word Count: 1k

You sat perched on the end of your bed with your legs delicately crossed as you waited for Noah. The LED lights attached to the wall casted an ominous, red glow across the room. Soft, black lace barely covered your most intimate areas, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination, and covering your face and head, a Ghostface mask. You played with the bejeweled handle of a freshly sharpened knife as you kept your eyes on the doorway. He would be here soon; you had told him to give you 15 minutes and that time was almost up. 

You were alerted by heavy footsteps making their way down the hallway towards your bedroom that he was approaching. You waited patiently until finally he stood in the doorway. You heard Noah’s breath hitch and watched his eyes go wide as he laid his eyes on you; as he processed the scene in front of him. With your free hand you patted the spot next to you, “Come play.”

Without a word, he rushed over to sit down. You slowly pushed yourself off of the bed and stood in front of him, placing the tip of the knife ever so gently under his chin so that he would look up at you. Noah’s breathing picked up and he visibly gulped as he looked up at you, eyes glassy and full of need. “Don’t worry,” you murmured from behind the mask. “I won’t hurt you.”

A whimper of protest left his slightly parted lips, “Please.” 

With a featherlight touch, you began to trail the tip of your knife down his neck. “Or would you like that?” You questioned lowly, “Are you my little pain slut?” 

Noah let out a trembling moan in response to your words and the sensation of the knife trailing down his throat. “Mhm,” he whined. 

“You can do better than that, puppy,” you tilted your head to the side and the knife slowly came to a stop just above the collar of his shirt. “Use your words. What do you want?”

Another whine. His eyes squeezed shut for a moment before he opened them once more, “W-Want you to hurt me, please,” he breathed out. “I’m your little painslut.”

You let out a low chuckle, “Good boy.” You grabbed the collar of his shirt and used your knife to cut it off of him, the sound of fabric ripping filled the air. 

Once his skin was exposed, you placed the tip of the knife on his collar bone, lightly tracing it over his skin. Just as he began to get comfortable, breathing slowing down, you applied the slightest amount of pressure. Noah let out a hissing noise that faded out into a moan as the blade broke his skin, creating a small, bleeding cut. Small drops of blood dribbled down his chest and you couldn’t help yourself. You lifted the mask and leaned towards his chest. You pressed your tongue to his skin just below the droplets and licked up until your tongue made contact with his fresh wound. You gently began to suck at it. 

Heavy puffs of hair left Noah’s lips as he threw his head back, whining and moaning at the pleasant stinging sensation. You pulled off with a soft popping noise and moved your mask back into place before repeating the action on the other side. The metallic tang of Noah’s blood took over your tastebuds as you finished with the other side. With the mask still lifted, you gently kissed up his chest and neck until you met his lips. You slowly worked your tongue into his mouth and once you did, he moaned into your mouth at the taste of his own blood. Taking his bottom lip between your teeth, you began to pull away, lip slipping through your teeth as you did. 

Placing the mask back on your face, you gently pushed Noah back on the bed so that he was laying down and began to straddle him. You could feel his hardness against your ass and recognized that he was trying everything in his power to not rut up into you. Putting your weight on your knees, you lifted yourself up and reached down into his pants, wrapping a hand around his cock and pulling it out. 

Noah mewled at your touch, no longer able to hold back as he started to desperately fuck up into your hand. With your free hand you pushed his hips down into the bed, “Behave, puppy,” you warned. 

When his hips stopped moving, you took your hand off of them and pushed your panties to the side. You teased the leaking head of his cock by running it through your slick folds, relishing in the desperate whimpers coming from your boy. Finally, you began to slowly sink down, not stopping until he was fully inside of you. You watched Noah’s eyes roll into the back of his head as you began to bounce up and down on his cock. 

He reached out and gripped your hips, holding you flush against him as he rolled his hips up into. You let out a deep moan and he moved his thumb over to rub quick circles on your clit. You clenched around him, resulting in a whine from Noah. You reached your high quick, your cunt spasming around his cock. Once you came down from your high, you started bouncing again, determined to get him to finish.

“I-I’m cl-close,” he whined out, tears spilling from his eyes. 

You grabbed the knife that you had abandoned earlier and pressed the dull part of the blade to his neck, not wanting to actually cause a great deal of harm to him. “Cum for me, puppy.”

Noah released a loud, guttural moan as his hips bucked up, painting your walls with milky white ribbons, his entire body began to shake as he unloaded into you. You swore he came more than he ever had before. Once he finally came down, you lifted yourself off of him, took the mask off, and laid down next to him.

“Happy Birthday, Noah.”

[carlyraejepsans]

i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

[badgrlebie]

WOE BE UPON THEE WHO HAST BORE WITNESS UPON THIS MYTHICAL EBIE BLAST

[doppiopinkman]

I FORGOT TO POST THIS YESTERDAY

[sunday-good-enough]

"Y'know, I think Sunny's still here with us."

"What do you mean, Basil?"

"Whenever we come and visit him, it always seems like the sun comes out a little more. And today it's not raining! It's like he's saying hi to us."

"...I think I'd like that."

Happy (late) birthday, Sunny!

[pamithebunterfly2007]

ITS MY 17TH BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎊🎂🎉🎉🎊🎂🎊🎂🎊🎂🎉🎉🎉

Your Queen Bee Pami has just turned 17 and she’s bringing the sweet stuff so come on my fellow colony, Keep on making me more of that motherfucking honey.

@adam-frankenweenie

@nicky-toony

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@sunaclone

@programlara

@julianobungus

here we have loads of fucking food:

🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍓🍇🍉🍌🍋‍🟩🫐🍈🍒🍑🥭🍆🍅🥝🥥🍍🥑🫛🥦🥬🥒🫒🥕🌽🫑🌶️🧄🧅🥔🍠🫚🥨🥖🍞🥯🥐🧀🥚🍳🧈🥞🍖🍗🥩🥓🧇🌭🍔🍟🍕🌮🧆🥙🥪🌯🫔🥗🥘🫕🍲🍜🍝🍛🍣🍱🥟🍥🍘🍚🍙🍤🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍭🍮🍬🍫🍪🍩🍿🍯🧃🍵☕️🧋🍺🍻🥂🥃🍷🍸🍹🧉🍾

And also here are some songs to sing along and dance to so enjoy the fun also forgot to mention, see how many characters I added and invited to my party?:

[kageyama-ritsu]

john homestuck neil banging out tunes teru mobpsycho ARENT WE FORGETTING ABOUT SOMEONE????

[o0o-gh0ulio0o-0o0]

Make sure y’all wish Vinny a happy birthday

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[astteriskk]

happy birthday to the stupid motherfucker that ive spent hours psychoanalyzing

[frnkiebby]

HAPPY RAY TORO BIRTHDAY

i have Raybies pls i am not okay i love him so fucking much 😭😭😭

happy birthday ray fucking toro~🎃

[whatanybodygets]

Dark Water

For @alltheworldsinmyhead - Happy Birthday!

Fear lays thick as sea fog over the city of Ketterdam. While a nightmare stalks the streets, stories begin to spread, people begin to whisper to each other in dark corners…  There’s something in the harbour.

Read on AO3

[haredjarris]

just one year until 41, motherfuckers

[misfit-among-the-angels]

Happy birthday to the one and only Tobias Sammet! 💜💜💜

Look at this dork, he's the best!