#happy inn meme

[kandy-sticks-zaza-blogs]

Charlene when she is shot

[wonderofasunrise]

Our favourite health professionals would like to wish you a very happy Valentine’s Day! 💝🍫

+ bonus

2022

[pooks]

back on my straw hat!Ichiji bullshit and i am cooking

here's some headcanons i've got;

headcanon number 1 imagine Classy Trio (Ichiji, Robin and Brook) just casually having tea and watching the usual Zoro and Sanji bickering/sparring session

Ichiji: I can't believe that my brother in law will be a ball of sentient moss. But as long as he makes my little brother happy.

and the kicker is that Robin and Brook just agrees (especially Brook, who probably the biggest ZoSan shipper XD). the classy trio is a very sophisticated group, they have teatime with biscuits and discuss various topics

no one understands how it works and no one bothers to. post-timeskip, they're the second strongest fighting group after the Monster Trio. in fact, during Wano Arc, Ichiji joins Robin and Brook to save Sanji from Black Maria (Ichiji is bi and demiromantic, so he's kinda immune to female enemies trying to seduce him. he's already given away his heart for Robin and Franky.)

second headcanon Ichiji reminding certain pirates of Red-Haired Shanks is a running gag. even better when poor Ichiji doesn't even know who the guy is.

the first time Luffy put his hat on Ichiji's head to comfort him (he had a bad mental health day and nearly resorted to self-harm), Luffy went still for a moment or two because he instantly got reminded of Shanks. Ichiji isn't complaining about the hug he got from his captain, but it was nice and a little confusing.

(then later at Loguetown, Buggy nearly flipped his shit because he thought Shanks came back to haunt his ass XD)

it went so far that Ichiji got called "Shanks" by some pirates who has met the guy and poor Ichiji is like "who?"

(once Ichiji gets to meet the actual guy, it's gonna such a spiderman meme)

headcanon 3 Ichiji canonically likes whiskey, but i decided to add rum to his favorite drinks. he drinks sometimes with Zoro, but is unable to outdrink him (he comes third in alcohol tolerance, behind Zoro and Nami). Ichiji likes rum because he believes "a real pirate should like rum"

post-WCI and he turns to alcohol to deal with it. he doesn't gave good trauma responses and it goes far enough to make Chopper worry for his health. enough that Nami threats to throw the rum overboard if he doesn't square up.

this prompts him to nearly fight Nami for the sake of rum

Ichiji: you would dare to challenge me?! Nami: bring it on, bitch boy!

Sanji puts an end to it by locking all alcohol behind five locks in the galley. he's the cook, after all, and the galley is his dominion. Zoro and Ichiji has to wait until dinner to get their sake resp. rum

headcanon four Ichiji is tall and very muscular in canon, but in this au, he's slightly different

he's still taller than Sanji and while he has a little more distinct muscular structure, he's also a little more slender. this is a side effect from starving on the rock with Sanji and Zeff, so it has affected him in his later years. he's not a buff hunk, but he's not a slender twink either (google the english diver Tom Daley, that's sorta his body physique).

Ichiji also have a more androgynous face and dresses himself in a non-binary way. this is the reason why Brook mistook him for a woman at their first meeting, but Ichiji set him straight (lmao) after that. he's aware that gender is fluid and isn't always strictly male or female.

post timeskip and he's more comfortable in who he is. he did a lot of soul-searching for the two years he trained on an unknown canyon island and officially comes out as bisexual, demiromantic and genderqueer. he still uses he/him pronouns since he feels most comfortable with them.

headcanon 5 Ichiji keeps Zeff on the loop of most things and he does it whenever he gets a chance. he has the dial number to the Baratie memorized in his head and he gets his chance whenever he comes across a den-den mushi (for public use, often found in most inns at the islands they dock)

he informs Zeff where they are, what kind of adventures they've had so far, how he and Sanji are doing and asks how things are at the Baratie. he's sorta like a "dutiful son" (he canonically are, but it's very debated if it's because of his modifications)

the relationship between Zeff and Ichiji is portraited in a more mature-ish way. Ichiji is the older son, so he knows and understands more while Sanji is a little more bratty.

the minute there's total radio silence from Ichiji during WCI and there's shady people around the Baratie, that's when Zeff knows something is wrong

headcanon 6 Ichiji has the worst potty mouth. we all know that Sanji is foul-mouthed, but Ichiji is worse.

believe me, when they grew up on the Baratie, Ichiji listened to the cooks around him swearing and cursing up to a storm in the kitchens. everyone thought that he didn't care, compared to Sanji who mimicked them constantly (and got a pegleg on his head). but now, Ichiji was quiet because he was learning and memorizing from his surroundings until he got old enough to swear casually.

Ichiji isn't allowed around Chopper when he's in a bad mood, because his curses are so crude that neither Zoro or Sanji wants the little doctor to learn that.

no, he doesn't care if he's a bad influence. Ichiji has always done whatever he wanted. XD

[gabessquishytum]

Imagine this:

Dream gets out of the cage, and, once he has his tools, goes to see Hob like in canon. They end up agreeing to see each other more often, and Dream (rather quickly) realizes he has feelings for Hob.

However, when he finally resolves to just... tell Hob how he feels, he arrives at the New Inn to discover... his younger brother Destruction is there??? And he's apparently Hob's boyfriend?????

It's the Spider-Man pointing meme.

Hob eventually explains that he met Olethros shortly after WW1 ended and that it didn't take them long to get together. Olethros knew immediately that Hob was immortal (he'll always be able to sense the power of his sister) and told Hob that he was as well. They've been together ever since, though Olethros often travels.

Dream is... happy to see his brother and know he is alright but utterly devastated that Hob is unavailable. He vows that he won't get in the way of their happiness and that he will be content just to remain Hob's best friend (he's lying to himself about that second part).

What he doesn't know is that Hob has been in love with him since they first met. Or that Hob and Olethros already spoke about him (though Ollie didn't know they were talking about his older brother) and decided that Hob could still pursue Dream if he was open to it.

Dream has no idea what he's in for, especially because Ollie can absolutely tell that he's head over heels for Hob and he's not about to let his precious immortal lose his chance with his Stranger, even if said Stranger is his older brother.

- 🐺

I am so invested in idea of a Hob sandwich between Destruction and Dream. Just the idea of Dream showing up and trying to smother his jealousy as his little brother gets to be with Hob? Incredible.

Basically Destruction's plan is to make Dream so jealous that he'll finally boil over and admit that he's completely in love with Hob. Destruction isn't going to be mean about it - really he's just indulging in a little extra PDA with his boyfriend. There's nothing wrong with that.

Except it becomes abundantly clear that Hob is incredibly horny whenever Ollie touches him in front of Dream. It just seems trigger something that leaves Hob red faced, sweating, and biting his lip. When he sits on Ollie's lap during a meet-up with Dream he almost moans as Ollie touches his thigh. Its like the fact that Dream is watching him being owned and manhandled turns him on.

Even Dream can't help but notice and wonder why Hob seems so completely out of control. And then one night, Ollie smirks and just tips Hob off his lap, right into Dream’s arms. As he stands up, he says: "Here, you look after him for a minute. I'm going to help out behind the bar. Try playing with his chest, he really likes that. You might even be able to make him cum."

Dream is left gaping and astonished. And then Hob whines softly and presses his blushing red face into Dream’s neck. Well. Good brothers do share nicely, right? If Hob wants them both then that's exactly what he'll get - thank goodness he's greedy enough to take the love of two Endless beings. Maybe he'll actually finally be sated!

[vintagelacerosette]

Tag Game 🌟🩷

Sorry I'm late again! I was tagged by these darling sweetpeas Deanna @deedala Face @burninface Pie @gallapiech

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Name: Myn

Location: Physically in bed but mentally at the beach I was at today

Fanfic Tropes:

Canon Compliant OR Canon Divergent

Only One Bed OR Fake Dating

Coffee Shop AU OR Historical AU

Omegaverse OR Soulmates

Fluff OR Angst (Although same with Sam enjoy an angst with happy ending)

Fix-It OR Post-Canon

Slow Burn OR Established Relationship (my fave slow burn tho is getting into a sexual relations first then emotionally connecting & falling in love <3)

High School AU OR Fake Relationship

College AU OR Dystopian Future

Shameless Characters:

Date Night with Ian OR Netflix and Chill with Mickey (Start the night early with Ian, then ending it with Mick 😆

Clubbing with Fiona OR Bike Racing with Lip

Pub Night with Debbie OR Video Games with Carl and Liam

Wandering the streets with Frank OR The Alibi w/ Tommy & Kermit

Training at KevFit OR Girl's Night with Veronica

General:

Reading Fics OR Watching Video Edits

GIFS OR Memes

Headcanons OR Meta

Incorrect Quotes OR Text Post ( Y'all pick the best & most hilarious text posts for them 🤣)

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[thefoolau]

🎪The Fool — a Welcome Home AU!🎭

ㅤㅤPeople are cruel, everyone knows that; and sometimes, a "Home" can be where others like you are.

ㅤㅤBut nice things never last, do they...?

ㅤㅤAfter being discriminated & ostracized by society for as long as they can remember thanks to Kastor's influence, Wally alongside Barnaby go out to find other puppets like them in order to create a circus, where they all started performing together. ㅤㅤHowever, this all came to an abrupt end when Kastor cursed the whole city, making all of them forget everything about the circus out of spite and jealousy; all except Wally, who now has to carry with the burden of remembering, while all of her friends don't.

. . . AU info below !

！﹘Index ,

Boundaries

Characters

Story

Misc

1. ﹕ Boundaries ,

💧 What is ok?

Fan art, edits, cosplays, fanfics, anything creative!

Platonic OC x Canon, Zeze is aroace!

Character interactions of any kind!  In any medium!  I’d love to see them!

Memes or things alike!

Hurt/comfort, angst

Fanon AUs of the AU

Edits! All of this, as long as you tag/ credit me of course!

💧 What is not ok?

Selling mass produced merchandise.

Sexual interactions, both explicit and not explicit.

Romantic OC x Canon, again, aroace!  Not open to relationships!

Anything related to crushes/ atraction to masc/ male characters, not even as a joke. Zeze's a lesbian!

Redesigns, recolors, tracing, etc. without my permission.

Gore, body horror Please respect these boundaries, if not you will be blocked and blacklisted.

2. ﹕ Characters ,

🎭 ; Wally Darling, the trapeze artist!

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🌺 ; Julie Joyful, the acrobat!

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⭐ ; Sally Starlet, the acrobat!

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🃏 ; Kastor (K.W.), the wizard! (antagonist)

the others don't have a reference yet, I'll add them once I make them!

3. ﹕ Story ,

ㅤㅤNo one ever liked them. None of them. They were considered weird, ugly; Dangerous. So they sticked together, supported each other, and thus formed a small family.

ㅤㅤAll of them had Something, were something others didn't like. Wally was too flexible; Barnaby was too big; Eddie was too strong, and all of them were monsters made out of felt to their eyes. They were easy to judge, so people took advantage of that.

ㅤㅤIt all started when Wally found Barnaby in an alley, abandoned and beaten up. They talked, and soon became friends; that's when they had the idea to find others like them, others who were ostracized by society. It didn't take long until they did; through sings, word of mouth and rumors, or by finding them in hidden places like dark streets or abandoned buildings. And so, they formed "Home", a circus of the city's "weirdos". ㅤㅤThey performed for others, with time gained their sympathy and admiration; their shows were fun, unique, mesmerizing. Everyone liked them. But most importantly, They liked doing them. They supported, took care of, Loved each other; they were finally happy, together.

ㅤㅤBut nice things never last, do they?

ㅤㅤIt started just like any other day; Wally woke up in the small room he rented with his share of the money made from the shows, got ready for the day and went out, heading to the tent they performed in to rehearse with the others. It was like a home, only there he felt like he belonged, only there he felt safe.

ㅤㅤBut it wasn't there. Home was completely gone.

ㅤㅤWally felt his heart sank. Did something happen? What could've possibly caused the whole tent to disappear overnight? She quickly approached someone she'd seen in the audience multiple times and asked them about it, but to his surprise, they looked at them with disgust and pushed him away, telling her to never approach them again before walking away, insulting him under their breath.

ㅤㅤShe quickly got up, running to the inn he knew Barnaby was staying at; they'd never seen him there, and added that they'd never let a freak like him stay there in the first place. When he got out, a man dressed in black stared at him from the shadows, mockingly smiling before turning away and disappearing without leaving a trace. Tears were already running down her face, ruining their make up and making other people stare at him with disapproval. "Why?" she thought, dropping to her knees, defeated. Why was this happening to him? What did they do to deserve this? Why was everyone so cruel? ㅤㅤAfter a few hours of walking around, he couldn't deny it any longer. To her horror...

ㅤㅤNo one remembered. Not even those who she thought of as family. ㅤㅤIt was like nothing ever happened. Like Home never happened.

ㅤㅤThis is a story not lost to time, ㅤㅤbut to a man's hatred and jealousy.

4. ﹕ Misc ,

The AU's Spotify playlist!

more coming soon . . .

Farewell, neighbor! Thank you for reading. @:)

[exoticalmonde]

-Lamento: Beyond The Void- but Eve and Leaffeu are playing it so you have to PART I

Leaff: *Scandalised* "What type of swordplay are you doing that requires you to share a room???" Me: "One with much softer swords." Leaff: "OH!" ---

I genuinely feel happiness every time I see this screen because that means that: 1. Leaff is on Discord streaming for me. 2. It means I am finally going to read the entirety of this game for myself, something I have been wanting for years now or at least ever since most of the YT channels I watched this gameplay from died.

There's something so comforting about these little 3D-generated trees and the light and the soft patch of dirt and grass. I love this game so much, you do not understand.

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Leaff: "Me when there's leftover pizza in the fridge." Me: *Actually dies from laughter*

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Leaffeu seems to be getting along very well with Asato and is absolutely hating Rai. Personally, that means there's more white angry fruit cat for me, but I'm also afraid they won't like doing his route. But that also means I get to hear screaming, squealing and crying on the other end of the conversation any time there's even the remote chance of Asato showing up on the screen.

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We had a strawberry break instead of kuims.

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I don't remember the context to this, but I'm pretty sure this is how Leaff suggested Rai take care of Konoe if he was ever to go insane. Which, personally, I suppose he can. Look at the ears. Look at the tails. I'd let Rai hold me like that and carry me around all day.

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Yeah, it's official, Leaff is Asatosexual. They've been sending me memes and headcannons of what life would be like with Asato and genuinely...? I'm crying.

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I was in a bad mood. Things in life are not going as well as I wish they were.

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Me when I sneeze while squeezing the ketchup bottle.

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"The window."

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SAME. Same, Verg.

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HERE IT IS, WE FOUND THE SCENE!!!! KONOE IS DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED. But can we also stop to appreciate this absolutely gorgeous man??? The most fascinatingly darling to me, his attitude, his sadness. I don't even know his lore, but honey I would marry him and take care of this depressed goat until time and space rupture and we end up specks of dust in the 8th dimension.

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I'm pretty sure this is the part where we spoke about men being gentle in games. Not in the physical kind, but perhaps the way they are considerate. Konoe allows Asato to do whatever he needs, even recognising that for him being outside, among a lot of people is mentally exhausting and he's giving him the space and time to recuperate without forcing him about the way Rai does kind of.

I need more gentle, considerate men. Anything in this game - from the way they nuzzle each other to grooming to smiling and touching is so so so so sweet, mesmerising. I love them so much, this game is so darling to me and in two years it's going to turn TWENTY!!!

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Leaff: "FINALLY ONE COMPLIMENT TO COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, MAYBE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE DISCIPLINED AFTER ALL." Me: *Sweats, knowing this moment is going to be ruined in the next scene.*

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Me and Leaff agree that these two are literally like a married and then divorced couple with Verg being to blame. They don't talk, don't look at each other, Verg tries to fix things and is a little whiny about the cold shoulder, meanwhile, Kaltz is just trying to live his life and move on.

This is them at the dinner table in the inn by the way.

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We got to one of the endings... And even though I fell asleep immediately after, Leaffeu was here to offer me this wonderful art.

Zooming in on the text at the back.

[18shadesofmay]

no honey for my pancakes

My pancakes are done. My brother loves Hershey’s syrup with them. I prefer honey.

it’s an uncharacteristically grey morning for May, and i have to turn the lights on at 10 am to see anything at all. I flop the entire stack of pancakes one by one into four breakfast plates. It’s a family morning today.

I look outside. Rain whispers through splatters and spurts. Thoughts go silent. I’m all alone in this kitchen, and the door to the balcony is three feet and ninety years away. The walls stretch and boil, the tiles on the floor dance and skip till they’ve filled my imagination, and in a moment the room is a space outside of my usual world.

The rain is now a roar. I take the lid off the honey jar and dive my spoon in, and the chatter comes to me again.

“She’s here.”

Freeze. I can’t turn my head. It’s been two months and some more since the phone call, and I wonder if one’s love for someone ever fizzles out completely. I know where she lives, her favourite f1 drivers and her obsession with that one meme song. Kya karu ab mai inn sab rehe gaye inside jokes ka? After having someone familiarise you in such close proximity, how much of you do you need to cut off of yourself before the amputation takes the person with it? And how much of you is then left at the end?

Pathetic. Fully knowing that she probably hates me, I still wither at the memory of her. I had my birthday last week, and I hoped for a text from her, even if just for the brief interaction of “happy bday” and “thankyou”.

It’s comedic, looking at this when you’re not in my position. I’m just this guy hung over on a girl, waiting for some kind of magical amnesia to occur to him. Like expecting the deer to invite itself into your conspicuous cage. Sure, my feelings are out of my own jurisdiction, but I can’t keep waiting forever. She has to leave. I have to leave.

My hair start to flutter; it’s a dewy breeze. The rain has gone quiet, and lighter clouds hover. I walk out of the kitchen to set the table for breakfast, and my mind comes out along with it. I probably won’t ever meet her again. For now, I’ll just add a couple chickoos to my fruit salad. And if these pancakes don’t turn out well, I still have some batter left over. And if I don’t, I’ll just make some more.

[thefandommind]

It's been a while since I had some headcanons here, but also planning posts works against my favor so heres stream of consciousness, I'll accept questions

First of all, here are random headcanons I can't fully elaborate on, but have been in my mind and making me giggle for the past five years:

Josef being a bounty hunter. He's noted by Eli that he was one of the best, but Eli is a fucken wizard, no bounty hunter has gotten close without having some Epic Wizard Skills, and Josef doesn't have that. (I can elaborate this a bit, a friend ended up emailing Rachel Aaron and asked about how they met, she said Josef just never gave up and kept tracking him down. Which was the conclusion I had come to, glad to say that's canon.) HOWEVER I have several personal ideas I've yet to fully make into content or anything and most of them involve the notion that Eli was enamored with the big blond man.

Like Josef would catch up and find him, probably figured out the "put yourself between something Eli wants and he'll come right to you like a crow to coin" strategy. But then never once figured out trying to hire a wizard or use any other trick to capture him- inspite of Eli telling him too. (Another case to this, Josef says to Eli in the third book, that the smartest strategy to get Eli's bounty is to straight kill him. He's thought about it and it's true, Eli's price tag is the same dead or alive. BUT it's the first time Eli has heard this from Josef specifically based on his reaction. So I think it's safe to say Josef, for all his skill, never planned on actually turning Eli in, and their cat and mouse was as much a game to him as it was to Eli. Which is gay as fuck.

I will now present my ideas tied to this set up:

The time Eli got Joesf arrested

Eli locking Josef in a closet

Josef once threw Eli into a river, Eli got away and that's Josef side of the encounter. Eli's side he caught a cold from being wet and had to put off his next heist because of the sniffles.

Personal favorite idea rn is the trope of someone entering a dark room and someone in the room waiting for them turns on the light

Eli, entering his rented room in an inn a town over from his last job, Josef, bounty hunter, waiting in a chair in the corner, lighting a lamp

Josef: fun night?

Eli: you know I don't normally take guests this late at night, perhaps you should ring again tomorrow

Josef: why, I'm here now

Eli, annoyed: yeah, why, you're here now

And obvious one: Eli and Josef, first meeting

Eli: I didn't catch your name

Josef: I didn't throw it

Finally I don't know if I like it to be companions preNico, or still thief and hunter, but personal favorite I and I think my cowriter came up with which is just a classic fanfic premise: Night at the Opera. Fancy dress, things to steal, important fancy people. It's the first time Josef sees Eli with his wig and he hates it. Eli gets to have opera glasses.

My biggest pre Nico headcanon is Eli earned himself a huge crush on Josef when they became friends, and it was reciprocated, but with Benehime being extremely possessive and volatile, he shut it down when they became partners. And then repressed all attraction so it wouldn't interfere with his friendship and work. Josef figured hey he wasn't interested and moved on, met Nico, all was happy. Post Benehime tho when he's no longer on eggshells his crush came back and oh no know it's on two people. And that's my happy headcanon that Nico and her boys are all happy and they are dating each other.

Memes to break up the texts, I'm sure y'all can figure.

Side note, I was going through an old ass Eli Monpress themed playlist I made (complete with master doc full of notes on each song) and I got a banger that I could make one of those 'each lyric is a word on a page' music videos-except for one word. Over the course of the series there are two instances in which Miranda/Eli are trapped in a literal Oubliette (the dungeon with the only way in being a trap door in the ceiling- book two and five) and the word Oubliette isn't used. What do I do for that word in the video??? Draw the scene on a notepad with my Crayola's?? It'd be a banger ass video the song fits so beautifully I can make it presentation on it

My last stream of thought for this post since it's getting long and chaotic:

Book one Nico is described as wearing a "broad brimmed hat" instead of a hood, and it's never described as to what kind. So this is one that came to mind when I first read. But I gift you the mind's eye visual of alternatives

And I've just come to imagine Josef, Eli, and Nico in a haberdashery, trying on hats with their newest comrade.

Hope y'all enjoyed, I will now take questions 🧐

[blackjackkent]

Prompt fill for @astreamofstars from this ask meme: "Trustfall" by P!nk Sentence Starters Rasaad - "I needed you so damn much." (Once again, inspiration rather than direct quote) More flavor in the tapestry of the Jaheira/Rasaad Extended Universe. XD

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My sun,

I write this on the first night we have spent apart since Calimport. The little room I have taken at the Nashkel inn is much as I remember it from my last visit, the night before the day we first met. I am comfortable enough while I wait for your return. 

You will never read this letter, of course, as I have nowhere to send it. These words, too, are merely for my comfort as I wait - a way of speaking to you in the silence. 

Your reintroduction to the Harpers is a private matter, one on which I may not intrude. This is as it should be. I may be comforted in knowing you are safe among your brethren, and that I will see you again before a tenday has passed. 

Nevertheless… if your presence, your scent and touch and voice, can drive me to distraction, I find that your absence drives me to ten times more.

A strange thing. I have lived most of my life in solitude, to one degree or another. The streets of Calimport, the halls of Selune, the road after my brother's death… these were all merely different flavors of isolation. This should feel like a return to common form; perhaps by all rights I should happily descend into a week of meditation upon the moonlight outside the window. 

Instead I meditate on the empty space beside me in this bed. 

Do not mistake me. I am happy for you. I know the joy it brings you to call yourself a Harper once more. But I know now that in every moment we must be apart, you will carry a piece of my heart with you. 

As for the Harpers themselves… I hope they are better men than Galvarey proved to be in Athkatla. I hope they do not fail the trust you are putting in them a second time. 

I hope they do not hurt you again. If they do… well. 

They will find that my capacity for vengeance did not leave me upon Alorgoth's destruction.

My love and thoughts go with you, and my prayers for your safe return. 

Rasaad

[theworldvsyoshiko]

Two vague options I've considered for what to do next beyond simply 'start with another kid', because I'm not sure if I'd wanna do the orphanage gimmick again. For one thing, it would be pretty rough for a non-mechanitor start. On the other hand, the orphanage gimmick has turned out pretty fun, so I might just reuse that. Either way, I'll probably have some self-imposed restriction on recruitment.

#1: Pirates

Use mods to make it so all pirates are open to diplomacy and able to trade, and make pirates start out kinda neutral to me and everyone else start out unfriendly or hostile.

Use a custom scenario to start off as a pirate faction (this really just impacts aesthetics and starting outfits.)

Custom storyteller settings to make lots of work sites appear so there's always something to pillage.

Ideoligion with the Pirate meme from VFE - Pirates is a must, of course. Maybe something like Honorbound to be more jaunty Pirates of the Caribbean pirates than mass murderers. I mean, there would still be a lot of murder, but it's about vibes, you know? Although those two might conflict. Or something silly like that Vanilla Ideology expanded Bushido meme. Samurai pirates. Samurairates.

Optionally, remove mechs + bugs, because those would be distractions from the piracy.

Start off with just a kid, some secondhand loot, a stolen fancy gun, and a dream of being a badass pirate.

I think this is what One Piece is about.

#2: Inn/Resort/etc

I'm not even gonna make a list, Hospitality makes this easy. The true final boss of Rimworld is making tourists happy. I'd have to think about what to do goals-wise for this, although I think if I focused on running it as a business/attraction rather than a colony that happens to let people sleep over, that might come naturally.

Either way, I'll be dropping some of the mods that have caused problems and some ones that are just annoying me. (Vanilla Outposts is my #1 suspect for what's messing with the current save, and also I'm kinda uncertain about it balance-wise.) Add some mods like Way Better Romance for radical options like asexual people still being able to date somebody.

[kandy-sticks-zaza-blogs]

Satan when he becomes the King of Hell millions/trillion? years ago:

THE AGE OF PURITY HAS ENDED NO MORE BEING SHAMEFUL GAZE OF NUDITY FOLLOW ME AND YOU’LL NEVER AGAIN COVER YOUR TITS! TIDDIES OUT!!!

I WILL SHOW YOU THAT WE WILL NEVER COVER OUR TITS BY THE ANGELS!

I. AM. SATAAAAAANNNNN!!! *Rips T-shirt off being shirtless

It’s a joke this is not accurate lore

[contractory]

Ask/Starter Prompt Meme

Written by yours truly. Feel free to reblog for yourself, of course.

Feel free to add dialogue or specify/change some details. add REVERSE to switch our muses' roles.

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MONDSTADT

[Cathedral] Your muse finds mine at the Favonius Cathedral.

[Bar] My muse invites yours to Angel’s Share or the Cat’s Tail.

[Exam] Your muse watches mine pass/fail their Wind Glider certification.

[Breeze] Our muses enjoy the calm, warm breeze of the Mondstadt hills.

[Dragonspine] Your muse finds mine freezing their butt off at Dragonspine. Brrr!

[Mondstadt history] While resting under the Symbol of Mondstadt's Hero or paying a visit to Stormterror’s Lair, our muses talk about the tragic history of Mondstadt.

[Mondstadt gathering] Our muses gather items unique to Mondstadt, such as Dandelions, Small Lamp Grass or Calla Lilies.

[Mondstadt bossfight] Your muse helps mine fight a Mondstadt boss of your choice.

LIYUE

[Harbor] My muse invites yours to Liyue Harbor. Let’s walk around the city, try the local food or listen to a storyteller!

[Wangshu Inn] Our muses rest at the Wangshu Inn, enjoying some of the best food and relaxation that Liyue has to offer!

[Adepti] Our muses visit the abode of an adeptus. Or try to, anyway.

[Jade Chamber] Our muses have been invited to the Jade Chamber! We can watch the view of the entire Teyvat from up here, or try to gain access to the Geo nation’s secrets…

[Chasm] Your muse follows mine into the depths of the Chasm.

[Liyue history] Our muses rest at the Guyun Stone Forest or the stone table at Mt. Aocang, talking about the ancient history of Liyue.

[Liyue gathering] Our muses gather items unique to Liyue, such as Cor Lapis, Glaze Lilies or Violetgrass.

[Liyue bossfight] Your muse helps mine fight a Liyue boss of your choice.

INAZUMA

[Inazuma City] Let’s enjoy a stroll through the city! The architecture is amazing, the food delicious, the sakura blossoms beautiful… We just ignore those samurai glaring at us…

[Kimono] My muse tries out some traditional Inazuman fashion as yours watches (and offers critique if they so desire).

[Lightning] Your muse witnesses mine get yeeted off a cliff by a lightning bolt. Or randomly zapped by a funny-looking tree. Yowch.

[Resistance] My muse has been commissioned to help train the soldiers of the Watatsumi Army to maintain peace and resist the Fatui. Yours may simply watch, or offer a helping hand.

[Enkanomiya] Our muses descend into the ancient depths of Enkanomiya…

[Inazuma history] Our muses pay a visit to the Great Narukami Shrine or sail to Tsurumi Island, and discuss the mysterious history of Inazuma.

[Inazuma gathering] Our muses gather items unique to Inazuma, such as Sakura Bloom, Amakumo Fruit or Onikabuto.

[Inazuma bossfight] Your muse helps mine fight an Inazuma boss of your choice.

SUMERU

[Akademiya] Your muse finds mine at Sumeru’s go-to for knowledge and politics alike.

[Ajilenakh Cake] The charcoal-baked pastry famously served in Sumeru supposedly tastes better than it looks… Do our muses dare give it a go?

[Withering] Our muses have stepped into a Withering Zone. This might get nasty if we don’t clear it out while we’re here…

[Golem] Why is this thing here and whY IS IT CHARGING A LASER AT US—

[Desert] Your muse finds mine among the treacherous sands. Whew, it’s hot…

[Sumeru history] Our muses journey to the Mausoleum of King Deshret or the Wall of Samiel, and talk about the forgotten history of Sumeru.

[Sumeru gathering] Our muses gather items unique to Sumeru, such as Padisarah, Trishiraite or Scarabs.

[Sumeru bossfight] Your muse helps mine fight a Sumeru boss of your choice.

FONTAINE

[Opera] Welcome to Opera Epiclese! What would your muse like to see: a world-famous play, a breathtaking concert, or an exhilarating trial?…

[Aquabus] My muse invites yours for a chill aquabus ride on either the Navia line or the Clementine line. The Melusine guide seems to have plenty of interesting stories to tell and is happy to answer questions!

[Swim] Don’t worry, Vision wielders can breathe underwater in Fontaine! Let’s take in the amazing sights… and watch out for the aggressive mechanical fish…

[Merusea] Our muses have found the passageway leading to Merusea Village. Though some hardly ever see humans, the Melusines are welcoming to friendly visitors!

[Meropide] Whether we are on a simple visit, or for… less simple reasons, our muses find themselves at the Fortress of Meropide.

[Fontaine history] While swimming by the Tower of Ipsissimus or touring the remains of the Fontaine Research Institute, our muses discuss the intriguing history of Fontaine.

[Fontaine gathering] Our muses gather items unique to Fontaine, such as Romaritime Flowers, Lumitoile or Beryl Conches.

[Fontaine bossfight] Your muse helps mine fight a Fontaine boss of your choice.

[timothylawrence]

2, 7, 8, 24, 31 for Sunblade

Hi Aisling!!!!! ❤️🫶💛🥹🫂 I’ll put most of this under the readmore!!! Ty 🥺❤️😭!!!

2. What was the first moment where they knew they were in love with their LI?

Hahahahah. Rana. Oh Rana. She denied it until it was undeniable. Until she spends her first night in Rivington laying beside him listening to him sleeply ramble about all the things he wants to show her in Baldur’s Gate… Rana can’t even fathom saying no to him 🥺.

As for Wyll…. Oh god. It’s when he finds her trying to cheer up the kids in the last light inn. some completely random moment where she’s showing them a card trick, hiding half the deck behind her back but they’re all none the wiser. They laugh and the words sitting on Wyll’s tongue surprise him.

7. Favorite Date Activity?

Hehehehe! Exploring! Rana loves to explore and Wyll is more than happy to tag along. I also like to think they enjoy picnics 🥺🫶

8. What are their most prominent memories of each other?

Oh god… Rana won’t ever forget Wyll’s dramatic little meeting, but what stands out even more is their first personal meeting in the grove. Wyll teaching these tiefling kids with so much kindness… it’s a kindness she was never afforded when she was a child.

And Wyll… oh I know he can’t forget that act one scene on the beach. Rana going looking for him, sitting on the shore. The joke but more importantly… the soft kiss they shared 🥺. It’s the first time he’s opened up to someone in years, even just barely, and he can’t quite ever forget it.

24. Is their any moment that happens between them that you know happens and just makes you melt?

Sorry. I like to think they share a tent/bed every night once they do their first dance 🥺!! Rana and Wyll cuddling at night… it makes me melt 😭! I love the idea of wrapping her much smaller frame around Wyll and hanging on tight !!

31. Share anything you would like about the couple!

aaaaa!!! One of my fav screenshots cus it looks like that he asked for no pickles meme

[atomiqueen]

♔ — memes / accepting!

@maestrojax said: “stop it. you're having a party. it's nonnegotiable.”

        “A birthday party? Here?” Lucy gestured around at the current residents of Last Light Inn, most of whom were just happy to have escaped the Shadow-Curse for a little while. “I'm just not sure it's entirely appropriate...” And she hadn't shared that her birthday had already come and gone during their little adventure in order to fish for some kind of celebration. It was simply...on her mind.

[lazzarella]

Well, here we are! My last post of rambly notes about Wandee Goodday. It's been fun, but I don't think I'll do this for another show XD

- Here we go!

- even Great and his magnificent bosom can't make me interested in boxing, alas

- Oh. Ter actually came. Okay!

- Lol, they really don't need to pair everyone off or redeem everyone, but I'm not bothered either? That’s just peripheral to me

- Ahhh, Dee's pep talk was so cheesy! I love it!

- Well, that was obvious! (That it was Yak under the Nazgûl getup. He's a living Kermit meme!)

- imagine being able to punch the manifestation of your grief and trauma in the face to be able to deal with it??? Sign me up!

- Stop boxing and start smooching already!!

- (Dee and Yak. Not Yak and Mason lmao)

- Heyyyyy! TKO!

- "When it comes to Yak, I've never felt tired" Awww! Yei! :')

- Yak saying Dee believes in him more than he believes in himself was also kinda cheesy, but like... I don't care. That was so lovely!

- "This belt is yours" ;__;

- Ahhhh!!!! Seeing them in the ring together with Yak twirling Dee around while everyone cheers made my little heart nearly pop! Two men in love in a boxing ring with everyone cheering for them???

- IDK why Ter is happy about this now lmao whatever! I'm here for ROMANCE and I'm getting oodles of it

- KAO AND HIS BOO! YEAH, BOY!

- Ahhhhhh, they're ADORABLE!

- Talking about finding someone who understands you - yes! That's what it's about! That's what the whole show is about tbh

- lol, Dee wearing the belt! That's cute :3

- awww! Birthday cake! Dee's so cute and sweet <3

- "Who said I was playing?" SCREAMING!! My flirty Dee is back <333

- omg eating the cream off him fuuuuuudggggggge

- Oh! Now they're in bed lol

- how do they always end up on the floor after sex? What are they doing? Is this a normal thing to happen? (Seriously asking lmao)

- Dee has the sweetest smile omg

- "It feels like paradise to make love to the person I love" slfjsdkfjdsklfjsdlkfjdslkfjd

- "Let's celebrate" ... with soy milk! My favourite celebration drink!

- "I'm so proud that I get to take care of you" ahhhh! That's such a lovely thing to say!

- omg, Dee looked like he was going to cry about the necklace! D:

- Yak is so cute :3

- ahhh, another necklace kiss! God, I'm weak for those

- this is very asexuality 101 PSA but, like... How many shows even use the word asexual at all?? So, I don't care!

- ooh, I love the idea of Blue figuring himself out! That's cool to see too!

- (I'm honestly not mad that we didn't get more of Kao and Blue like I know a lot of others are, but I also wouldn't be mad to see their story in a spinoff. It won't happen, but I wouldn't be mad if it did)

- LMAOOOOO @ Golf banning Kao 🤣

- the whole montage with Dee talking to Gooddy about good days was nice! It's true, we can't have perfect days, but we can have good ones

- ahhh, Blue and Kao helping Golf do online dating!!

- "Good days are different for everyone" :D

- Ahhh! I love how Yak calls Dee's grandma his idol!!! Heeeee

- Aww, Inn is wearing his own clothing brand lol

- "You're an important person in my family" Ahhhh, yes!!!!

- Yak offering to smack Ter in the head lmaoooo good boy!

- THE OLD GAY COUPLE! ;__;

- ahhh! Yak asking if he and Dee will still be together and Dee saying yes or probably or whatever it was

- lol @ them arguing about who would turn whom over in bed if they're bedridden XD

- "Can we still have sex?" haha

- these hospital parties are always so sparse

- all of Dee's friends are wearing purple with him except Yak (nm, Yei was also wearing blue)

- this feels like a weird way to announce a scholarship to me but what do I know?

- the chanting feels unprofessional lmao I love it!

- and to no one's surprise, Dee won!

- omg! The other boxers are there too!!

- Is... Is it typical to crown scholarship winners in Thailand?

- and now Dee gets to give his thanks speech!

- this is longer than an Oscars speech XD

- oh, poor Yak! That's embarrassing but I saw that coming lol

- omg Dee's singing for Yak??? IDK if it's because I was so tired when watching this, or what, but it felt like a fever dream (in the best way possible)

- "Would you be my real boyfriend?" AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

- confetti! It's a parade!

- awww! They're ring bearers!

- Yak tearing up when Yei and Cher are exchanging rings ;__;

- legally married <3333

- ON HOLD?? What?? ...oh, phew, nm! That makes perfect sense and is totally IC for Dee, the silly boy!

- SEVERAL YEARS????? Damn. Okay, I can see why he'd think that was too long to wait for him tbh (I feel like we knew this but I forgot lol)

- "I love you, too" Wahhhhhh!!! Omg!!! I cried!!! YES!!!

- god this scene is GORGEOUS! The colours and their talk and the beach!!!! I always love a beach scene so I'm glad BLs have so many of them <333

- VANILLA? How very dare you, Yak :P

- time for sex on the beach!

- HAVE A GOOD DAY! Haha, love it!

- that's the perfect ending!!! What a lovely final image!!

- ...oh, I was waiting for a credits scene XD

- seriously, though, that last crane shot of them on the beach was truly the perfect image to end on <3333

What a lovely show this has been! It really brightened up my week, and I can't wait to watch it all over again! <333