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thebeesmemes · 9 hours ago

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drama-glob · 2 months ago

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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Striker and Moxxie are about to face off in the Wrath Pain Games)

Striker (Glares intimidatingly at Moxxie and says): You're in big trouble little pal. I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!

Moxxie (Sassily replies with a laugh a moment later): You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?

Striker (Looks flustered now and pauses before adamantly stating): No! (Awkwardly dashes off)

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(Asmodeus and Fizzarolli relaxing at home with the latter working on the newspaper crossword)

Fizzarolli (Gives a thoughtful hum and eventually asks): Hey Oz, what's a four letter word that starts with a "F" and ends with a "K," meaning to fornicate.

Asmodeus (Blinks in bewilderment before he gently tells him): Well, considering this is in the Lust newspaper, I think-

Fizzarolli (Suddenly appears to have a eureka moment and interrupts with): Of course! It's so obviously "Fork!" (Starts writing his answer in)

Asmodeus (Looks on in confusion, not knowing how to respond)

Fizzarolli (Looks up at his boyfriend with a sh*t-eating grin a few seconds later and says): I'm just kidding. I know it's "F*ck."

Asmodeus (Shakes his head fondly and kisses the other)

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imaslutforwritingshit · 1 year ago

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Okay so I’m team Jess but I’m forever in my heart in love with Tristan. Because what the fuck

#tristan dugray #rory gilmore #happy gilmore #gilmore girls #lorelai gilmore #emily gilmore #jess gilmore girls #jess mariano smut #smut imagine #fanficion #fanfiction

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usergreens · 8 months ago

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HAPPY GILMORE (1996) dir. Dennis Dugan

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i-am-my-own-app · 1 year ago

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#bob barker #happy gilmore #rip

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ageingslacker · 1 month ago

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Paige Spiranac abides.

#paige spiranac #bombshell #kablammo #hot damn #too hot hot damn #call the police and the fireman #blonde bombshell #sports illustrated swimsuit #golf #blonde #movies #big lebowski #happy gilmore #golf movies #obviously you’re not a golfer #the dude #the dude abides #beer

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sincerethoughtsblog · 1 year ago

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Currently here

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jurassicpark1990 · 4 days ago

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MOVIES WATCHED IN 2025

#003: Happy Gilmore dir. Dennis Dugan

#happy gilmore #happygilmoreedit #dennis dugan #dennisduganedit #filmedit #moviesedit #the only adam sandler movie that still works for me #even then it has hella issues lmao #but this is just a classic rewatch for me #beth edit #2025watches

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beardedmrbean · 4 months ago

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Cautiously excited

#happy gilmore #happy gilmore 2 #adam sandler

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texaschainsawmascara · 2 years ago

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Adam Sandler, ‘93

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lowkeloki · 4 months ago

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dudja · 3 months ago

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Classic Adam Sandler moment #HappyGilmore #Happy #Comedy #AdamSandler #Memes #Funny #ShooterMcGavin

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gilmoregirlsworld · 5 months ago

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#gilmore girls #gilmore #books & libraries #emily gilmore #richard gilmore #happy gilmore #rory gilmore #rorygilmoreedit #gilmore girls asks #lorelai gilmore

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imaslutforwritingshit · 1 year ago

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This man.

I AM FERAL FOR HIM 😭

#jess mariano #jess gilmore girls #gilmore girls #smut #fanfiction #jess mariano smut #happy gilmore #rory gilmore

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90smovies · 4 months ago

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#Happy Gilmore #Adam Sandler #Dennis Dugan #Tim Herlihy #VHS #90s

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dadalaysis8 · 27 days ago

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Happy Gilmore 2 Trailer Reveals First Looks at Travis Kelce, Bad Bunny in Adam Sandler's Netflix Sequel