#happy gilmore

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Striker and Moxxie are about to face off in the Wrath Pain Games)

Striker (Glares intimidatingly at Moxxie and says): You're in big trouble little pal. I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!

Moxxie (Sassily replies with a laugh a moment later): You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?

Striker (Looks flustered now and pauses before adamantly stating): No! (Awkwardly dashes off)

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(Asmodeus and Fizzarolli relaxing at home with the latter working on the newspaper crossword)

Fizzarolli (Gives a thoughtful hum and eventually asks): Hey Oz, what's a four letter word that starts with a "F" and ends with a "K," meaning to fornicate.

Asmodeus (Blinks in bewilderment before he gently tells him): Well, considering this is in the Lust newspaper, I think-

Fizzarolli (Suddenly appears to have a eureka moment and interrupts with): Of course! It's so obviously "Fork!" (Starts writing his answer in)

Asmodeus (Looks on in confusion, not knowing how to respond)

Fizzarolli (Looks up at his boyfriend with a sh*t-eating grin a few seconds later and says): I'm just kidding. I know it's "F*ck."

Asmodeus (Shakes his head fondly and kisses the other)

[imaslutforwritingshit]

Okay so I’m team Jess but I’m forever in my heart in love with Tristan. Because what the fuck

[usergreens]

HAPPY GILMORE (1996) dir. Dennis Dugan

[sincerethoughtsblog]

Currently here

[ageingslacker]

Paige Spiranac abides.

[beardedmrbean]

Cautiously excited

[texaschainsawmascara]

Adam Sandler, ‘93

[lowkeloki]

[dudja]

Classic Adam Sandler moment #HappyGilmore #Happy #Comedy #AdamSandler #Memes #Funny #ShooterMcGavin

[gilmoregirlsworld]

[90smovies]

[imaslutforwritingshit]

This man.

I AM FERAL FOR HIM 😭

[coolthingsguyslike]

[fly-the-pattern]

[prongsieeee]

remus “i thought we were gonna be just friends” lupin and sirius “what? friends listen to endless love in the dark!” black