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Billy's Birthday Bash part 1 (DC)

Billy yawned and sat up in bed, reaching over and turning off his alarm clock which was blabbering away about how the justice league had saved the day last night, again. from alien attackers, Again.

"Like I don't know that." Billy muttered, swinging his blanket off and twisting in his bed so his bare feet could hit the floor. "I was only there."

Billy Batson after all was the secret identity of the world's mightiest mortal Shazam, gifted with gifts from seven gods and one of the league's heavy hitters.

Just thinking about that brought a smile to the 13 year old hero's face and he turned to pose in in the mirror in his bedroom, and then his face fell as he saw his reflection.

while once he said his magic word he was a 6'9 muscled beefcake, the image looking back him with it's scrawny arms and chest which were covered with a faded flash themed PJ top while around his hips was a semi bulky and again flash themed overnight diaper, that was drooping from being used many times (Thankfully only wettings though, something he confirmed with a quick pat to his padded rear and a sniff of the air) despite Billy having only made it to bed at around 3 am.

He hadn't of been worried about getting in trouble for being out so late though.

the once orphan had been happily adopted and taken in by one Barry Allen and got alone great with his new dad and tried to be pleasant around Miss west, Barry's girlfriend who came over often enough to have her own key.

It wasn't that she was unpleasant or anything, it was just with Billy's 'problems' acting up bad enough that he needed his diapers basically 24/7, she insisted on diaper checks, even in front of her nephew Wally who'd come over sometimes with her and was like the coolest guy ever!

The reason why he hadn't of been worried about Barry finding out though was because Barry was also a member of the Justice league, ironically the Flash who's symbol had been on the front of the bulky diaper at one point.

"You'd think he'd be mad these things even exist since till Bat's set up that account for us there was no way to collect royalties." Billy grumbled to himself.

But when asked Barry admitted if he could help kids like Billy who had potty issues feel big and brave like superhero's, He was fine with the diapers being made and mostly didn't touch his share of the royalties.

though as Billy's legal guardian Shazam couldn't touch his share either without permission and was irked that Barry would use some of Billy's money to stock up on his diapers.

"I'm teaching you to be reasponable. if you have to pay for the diapers you'll be less likely to rip them up like that first pack Iris got you." Barry had reminded Billy, with a smirk on his face but a slight stern tone.

"I said sorry..besides they had stupid ponies and stuff on them." Billy had whined back.

still he fell in line and even if he had wanted to just blast the diapers with his lighting some times and suck up the wasted cost, with his new day's symbol on it he just couldn't do it.

Since he was only wet Billy was allowed to change himself, there had been the great carpet incident a few days after he'd moved in trying to change a dirty diaper on his own and Barry had made him pinky swear to ask for help with those.

since Billy was on the family plan and had his own cell phone he could just discretely call Barry when he was smelly, though thankfully his daytime accidents were few and fair in between.

Snapping the tapes off Billy had a minor moment sulkiness again since his budding pubic hair had been shaved clean because of his diapers, though he had to admit Barry had been right, he was getting a LOT less rashes.

balling the soggy diaper up and holding it out with one hand, Billy took a deep breath and pinched his nose with the other one as he stepped on the foot petal for his diaper pail and dropped it in, not wishing to smell memories of diaper past.

with that done he walked around enjoying the lack of a waddle in his step for the precious few moments he would and tugged opened his version of a underwear drawer, stocked full of daytime and overnight flash brand diapers.

"Gee, what's a boy to wear, flash themed disposable undies or flash themed disposable undies?" He asked, tapping a finger on his chin and smirking a little."the struggle is real for 13 year old pants wetter."

"heh, Oh really?" Came a voice from the doorway and Billy yelped and tugged to tug his shirt down, even though he knew Barry had seen everything.

"B-Barry knock!" He huffed, and blushed, hands over over his crotch now.

"I did, someone was off in his own little world.. in fact so off he forgot what today is." Barry said and smirked, pointing over to a Shazam themed calendar on the wall, with the dates date circled in red."Your not 13 anymore silly. Happy birthday~"

Billy, who normally was ignored on his birthday either by choice or lost in the shuffle while in foster care really had forgotten and now grinned big time.

"That's right! I get a real party, with cake, and ice cream an-" Billy was saying and was cut off as Barry zipped over, a little bit slower in his blue jeans and denim shirt but not by much and was ruffling Billy's hair.

"And you get a birthday spanking." Barry teased, but winked to let Billy know he was joking.

"Try it and I'll saw you know what." Billy giggled and blew a raspberry.

"Hmmm flash vs. Shazam in a spanking fight. we could sell out areas. But At last, your butt's just too cute to mare." Barry chuckled and gave the boys chubby cheeks a soft pat before zipping back to the door frame.

the pat while gentle, was unexpected and Billy yelped and a little trickle of pee came out, something Barry missed but the now hard wood floor of Billy's room could handle it.

"Finish getting dressed buddy and I'll get this cleaned up in-"

"Don't say it!" Billy groaned rolled his eyes.

"A flash!" Barry said, zipping off as Billy snatched a pair of daytime diapers out.

'He's so corny sometimes.' Billy thought.

Dressed in a red t-shirt and a baggy pair of black shorts that did a good job of hiding the bulk of his padding (there there was a tell tale crinkle for those listening for it) he made his way to the dinning room and grinned ear to ear as the table was loaded with chocolate pancakes, blue berry waffles, fried eggs, scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and a pitcher of chocolate milk and a pitcher of orange juice.

with how fast Barry's metabolism was he was always making big meals and was part of the reason Billy had put on some much needed wait, but even so, this was above and beyond.

with drool trailing down his chin he grabbed a plate and looked over the feast, almost at a lost of where to begin.

"heh, Did daddy do good or did daddy do good?" Barry asked, zipping into the room.

"This. Is. Awesome!" Billy squealed. "Was this all you or did Iris help too?" Billy asked.

"She's out of town on a assignment for a news papers, she's sorry she's gonna miss the party." Barry said, looking sorry.

"Well it's ok." Billy said, starting to load up his plate, a impish grin coming across his face. "we can just have anther party with more cake when she gets back. It'll be hard having all that sugar and getting double presents, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make." he said, topping off his plate and plopping his butt onto his special chair.

with his bulky diapers and the fact he leaked sometimes, Barry had gotten him a dinner chair with sides coming up to the middle of his tummy so Billy wouldn't lose balance and fall off, and it had a plastic cover for a easier clean up instead of the stained oak that the rest of the chairs had.

Naturally Billy had been least then pleased at the fact he had a toddler chair but after falling off of the other chairs three times he'd finally bit the bullet.

"Oh, your willing to have two party's huh? truly, your a saint among men. We'll see what happens." Barry said, coming over and getting his own plate while taking a second to mentally gush at just how adorable Billy looked, his legs kicking under the table as he scooped food in his mouth like he hadn't eaten in a month. "Heh, wow, and I thought I was fast..slow down before you choke buddy."

Billy as normal, took that warning as a challenge and sped up.

After 4 helpings Billy just sat back in his chair, burping softly and groaning as he put a hand to his belly, not even offering a fight as Barry came over with a cloth to wipe his face and hands.

"Did somebody maybe eat more then he should of?" Barry asked sweetly, as he helped the groaning boy out of the chair, and after a second picked him up, setting him on his hip and patting his back.

Billy's reply was a loud blench and Barry winced, glad he'd had the foresight to get Billy's head over his shoulder.

"well put. any follow ups?" Barry chuckled, and kept patting, this wasn't Billy's first semi food coma and he doubted it would be the little thunder champions last.

Billy went to open his mouth to say something then a loud booming fart blasted out of his bottom and for a split second Barry wondered if his arm would of been burnt if not for the padding.

"I-I didn't..I.." Billy whimpered and buried his head into Barry's shoulder and Barry could feel the heat from the boys face.

"Hey..hey..it's ok. fart's happen. besides you've gone uh-oh in my lap so this is hardly worse." Barry said, tilting his head and giving the poor blushing little guy a smooch on the head.

"N-Not helping!" Billy whined.

"Ok ok, I'll drop it.. here let's get you sat down and watching some carto-" Barry started to say but anther thunder poot from the champion of lighting cut him off.

"gawd! that stinks!" Billy whined.

"...Or Maybe you wanna go and sit on the potty." Barry said trying to be nice, but the boy wasn't wrong.

"I know when I have to go poop Barry!" Billy huffed and two more loud farts came out and the boy switched from huffy to shocked. "..and that would be right now. Potty daddy!"

Any other daddy wouldn't of stood a chance in the world, But Barry Allen didn't call him the fastest man alive for nothing, but even then it was a close call as he barley got Billy's shorts and diaper down and got him on the toilet before the boy started to unleash hell.

Knowing how Billy valued some privacy, Barry left almost as quick as he'd gotten him in there, though not before bringing a few room freshers into the bathroom and opening a window.

'don't want him to pass out form his own stink.. man..I wonder if there's anther god powering.. skunkculues, champion of stink.' Barry mused as he waited outside the bathroom door just in case he was needed.

Billy groaned as he hunched over and pounded a fist on the sink's counter, wondering if maybe he had a natural power over lava because that's what this felt like as he made use of the potty.

His own stink was assaulting his nose though thankfully daddy had set it up so it would be as bad, though he still ended up having to flush a couple of times just to help with the smell.

Sweating, Panting and feeling drained, he barley had it in him to wipe himself when it was all said and done, and swore he'd never cram that much food into his tummy again all at once.

(of course since he swore that once every three or so days the oath may of fallen on deaf ear.)

which his cheeks wiped, Billy went to stand up on shaky legs and plopped back down, then noticed the shart stains in the back of the diaper and signed.

"Dadddd..IUh...I need help." he called out. huffing and slumping, elbows on his knees and waiting.

when the door opened up and his cousin/cool bro via adoption opened the door Billy yelped and in vain tried to cover up the diaper around his ankles.

4 minutes earlier...

Wally who had retired from the superhero game while going to collage and trying to be a CSI like Barry, had surprised Barry by showing up for the party.

"Wally! good to see you!" Barry had said, shaking the younger mans hand, but then, ever the good daddy/uncle had narrowed his eyes. "Aren't you suppose to be in class right now?"

"The professor for the only class I had today had a family emergency, so the class was called off, and I was gonna try and make it anyways." Wally said, keeping his voice down and Barry picked up on it and kept his down as well.

"Ah, a birthday surprise for Billy." Barry said and smirked. "you know he thinks the world of you right?"

"I might of picked up on that. hence why I pretend not to notice his little problem." Wally chuckled and ran a hand though his orange hair. "you'd think he would of linked how Aunt Iris doesn't do bum checks when I'm around with it buttt.."

"Heh, Well he see's what he wants to see. He's on the potty right now though so maybe if you hi-" Barry started to say when his com beeped.

it wasn't his JL com, but the one he'd given the Meta human crimes department for central and Keystone city, being the hero of the twin cities.

dashing over he answered it, and frowned, then dashed back to Wally but even as he did he was in costume.

"I hate to do this, but Weather wizard and Captain cold are causing heck in Keystone. could you stay with Billy? he might need a little help." Barry said and gestured his head to the bathroom.

"Of course. Listen, if you need any back up.. I might not have my costume, but after Billy gets out.."

"Hey, I'll handle it. I'll be back.."

"in a flash. I know I know." Wally groaned, having the same opinion as Billy about the phase.

Barry just smirked like it was the worlds greatest dad joke and took off.

"W-Wally!? Get out! I-" Billy was whining and had actual tears welling up in his eyes, making Wally just wanna hug him.

"Billy, Billy listen to me, Barry had to go and fight the rouges, I came here for your party..and I've know about your diapers since Barry adopted you." Wally said, cutting right to the chase.

"..No you haven't! I was super careful and someone as cool and awesome as you wouldn't wanna hang out with a diaper wetting baby!" Billy whined, in denial even as Wally sighed and shook his head.

"Really Billy? I'm training to be a CSI, so I'm learning to notice little things, I move at super speed, not as fast as Barry but still, and you crinkle lots." Wally listed off on his hand, raising fingers, then giving Billy a hurt look. "Also, you think SO little of me I wouldn't wanna hang out with a awesome and cool little guy like you just because you have accidents?"

"But..I.." Billy whimpered and sniffled, and went to wipe at his tears with his arm but Wally was there, with a wad of tissue.

"Hey, it's ok Billy. Truth be told, I wet the bed for 3 years after getting my powers. But My Parents weren't as nice and Uncle Barry and aunt Iris. they were the ones who looked after me like they're looking after you now. so no more tears alright? let's get you dressed and then we can play some video games." Wally said, and ruffled the boys hair.

Billy gave him a smile and then hugged Wally's waist, and the 19 year old almost melted and patting his head.

Tossing the dirty diaper, Wally got Billy in a clean over night diaper, and added powder, though Billy whined a little he was pacified by Wally saying he thought those looked cooler.

Going off of that logic Billy when offered a pair of baggy pants to go over the thicker diaper went all shy.

"uh. well..I mean.. if you wanna see this diaper because it's cuter.. and we're not going out anywhere.." Billy said, squirming and shifting all around.

"..I do think it's cuter, and Barry said he'd call if he needed us. Uh.. " wally trailed off and then blushed himself, and put a hand behind his head. "I have ONE question that's been bugging me."

"heh, what is it?" Billy said, holding up his arms for the older boy to pick him up.

"when you change.. do you have to take the diapers off first or..how does that work?!" Wally asked, picking him up and gushing as Billy cuddled in.

"heh, Nah, the big guy isn't padded, and as to how that works.." Billy paused and let wally hold his weight as he spread his hands, wiggling his fingers.

"Maggggggic~"

Wally snorted and smirked.

"your such a dork sometimes you know that?" he asked playfully, carrying Billy at normal speed down the stairs.

"Pffft please, I've seen you marking out over dad's cases when going over them with him, and not his stuff as flash, but as Barry Allen,CSI."Billy teased back.

Wally huffed and blushed himself and then smirked.

"You're lucky your cute or I'd super speed your butt to central park right now."

"heh, you wouldn't do that, A) because I'd say the word and leave, B) because Dad would kick you butt and C).." Billy said and tapped Wally's chest as he listed off his points. "You'd made me cry and hate yourself for it~"

"..Dang, guilty as charged."

Getting into the living room, Wally sat Billy on the couch and then went to look though the selection of games they had for two player.

"Super monkey fury 5 good for you?" He asked, looking over his shoulder.

"Um..whatever YOU think is a cool game!" Billy said, and gave a big grin.

he might of been 14 but in his diaper and t-shirt, and all eager to please his 'big bro' figure, he looked like a toddler.

"Heh, it's YOUR special day Billy, whatever YOU wanna play we'll play it." wally chuckled.

"W-Wellll.. Dad doesn't let me play Duty calls a lot because it's so violent.." Billy said, poking two fingers together.

"..I think Barry will understand." Wally smirked and put the game in, coming over with controllers for both of them.

As Wally sat down he was surprised as Billy moved from his spot next to him to sitting in his lap.

"heh,What are y-"

"it's MY Special day right?" Billy asked, flashing his imp smirk. "So I can sit anywhere I want.. rightttt?"

"heh. of course."

Barry hated how long it took him to deal with the rouges, they had gotten reinforcements from mirror master so it took longer then he would of liked to finish up, plus then he had to deal with the police over and handle the press, all part of keeping up the hero image and while any other day it wouldn't of irk'ed him, knowing he was missing out on Billy's big day, he was short tempered

he had almost snapped at Detective Morro, a long time friend on the force in both identities but caught himself.

"you ok Flash?" his friend asked.

"I..I'm missing out on my kid's birthday party for this." Barry admitted.

"heh, didn't know you HAD a kid. go on, get." the heavy set cigar chomping hard ass said. "We'll try to manage without you for the rest of the day...Oh, tell yer kid happy birthday."

"heh, Will do!" Barry said and after a trademark flash salute, was off and running.

Getting back to the house Barry found Billy in Wally lap and whining a little, sucking his thumb and a kiddy cartoon was on the TV, much younger then Billy usually liked to watch.

"Hey guys, I'm back, whats going on?" Barry asked.

"Oh well see, I was a jerk and tried to make Billy play a game I like an-" Wally started to speak up but a whimpering Billy cut him off.

"Noo! it was me! I made Wally play duty call's with me and it was way more awful then I thought and I know I've done worse as you know who but but..I dunno and I started to cry and and-" Billy whined and whimpered.

"..Billy when your Shazam you have the wisdom of Solomon that let's you work out why you have to do the things you do. not so much as yourself. that's why I didn't want you playing that, you're not in trouble, either of you but I think we're gonna keep it to cartoons or silly games for the day." Barry said, coming over and as Wally hugged the whining Billy in his lap, Barry did too and Billy sniffled and smiled.

"Kay"

with Billy calmed down, they sat down for a few episodes of different baby shows, with billy giggling and clapping alone even if Wally and Barry were bored out of their skulls. trying to break it up they pulled out a few board games but after having to watch Billy do his 'i won you lost' diaper booty shake 4 times in a row (which admittedly was pretty cute with his diaper butt on display) they switched from candy land to clue, where Wally won 2 out of the 4 games.

Barry technically could of won the other two but played bad on purpose for the last game where billy was getting all huffy.

After that they played pay day and once again were subjected to Billy's singing about how awesome he was and how much they sucked, while wiggling his padded rear in their faces but compared to the sulky silence that losing brought, Barry and wally put up with it.

Or at least they tried to till in the middle of shaking his butt in both their faces Billy froze and then let out a muffled poot.

"Really Billy?" Barry asked, waving his left hand at super speed to blow the smell away.

"I-I didn't mean to.d-do that! I'm Sorry!" Billy squeaked and turned around, blushing and starting to tear up. "P-Please don't ha-"

Before Billy could finish his thought, Wally and Barry were on either side of Billy, hugging him.

"Hey, hey, It's alright, Fart's happen." Wally was saying, rubbing and patting Billy's back.

"And I'm 90 percent sure you wouldn't fart on me after winning a game. Now if you lost.." Barry said and winked, patting billy's bum.

"D-Daddy!"

"Hmmm, Feels like it was just a fart, do you wanna sit on the potty just to be sure buddy?" Barry asked.

"Daddy, I know when I have to po-" Billy started and let out a long fart, one eye half closing and a leg coming up. the fart went from a normal sounding if massive one to wet and muddy, then Billy's leg came down and he was popping a squat.

Of course either Wally or Barry could of gotten him to the bathroom, but honestly, they had both agreed wordlessly to just let him fill his diapers.

"D-Daddy I'm Pooping!" Billy whined, as if Wally or Billy couldn't of told, and they just hugged him tighter and went double time with the bum and back pats as he whimpered and put his face in either shoulder, bearing down and finishing up even as whimpers of 'stinky' came out of his mouth.

As the diaper drooped in the back and Billy finished up, he sniffled a few times then pulled back.

"D-Daddy..Wally..Diapie change?" He asked in a voice that made him sound like a toddler.

"Of course buddy. I'll have you clean i-" Barry started to say but Wally moved his hand over and closed Barry's lips.

"I'll change him it means I don't have to hear that pun again." Wally said and winked to Billy even as Barry's eyes went wide from shock then a little glare.

Billy meanwhile was giggling like crazy and hands coming up his mouth to try and hide it.

Barry got Wally's fingers off his lips and smirked.

"oh, you think that's funny little man?" Barry asked, looking to wally and giving a evil smirk.

"I mean.. Kinda.. sowwy.." Billy said.

"Oh come on Barry, it WAS funny." Wally said and smirked.

"..Not as funny as this is gonna be." Barry said and Wally saw what was going to happen but could never beat Barry's speed, so was too slow to stop what happened next.

His hand moving at a blur, Barry smushed and squished the mess in the diaper around, making sure the boom boom went EVERY where as Billy's mouth formed a O and Wally groaned.

Zipping up to his feet Barry smirked.

"Have fun cleaning that up.. Oh and you can't use speed speed for cleaning up a poopie diaper, it'll hurt billy's bum." Barry said and went off to go and start working on lunch.

"wait what?!"Wally yelped.

"I..Poopie all over..I.." Billy was mumbling, looking out of it, and swaying back and forth on his feet, too out of it for Wally to ask if that was really a thing.

"DICK MOVE BARRY!" Wally yelled, then cradled Billy, the smell was even worst now and Wally gulped, wondering if he was strong enough to do this.

Billy mewed softly and wrapped his arms around Wally's neck and nuzzled his head into Wally's chest.

"I Sowwy. I stinky." Billy mewed, eyes semi glazed over.

Looking at how much Billy needed him, Wally found the will power needed and dashed billy off to the bathroom, though he did a slight detour to get a clothespin for his nose.

'maybe it won't be as bad as I think.' Wally thought, getting Billy on his back on a towel in the bathroom, sliding the little guys thumb into his mouth and gushing at how cute he looked.

opening the diaper, Wally realized it wasn't as bad as he thought.

it was worse, much much much.

Wally wasn't a stranger to changing diapers, as big of a family as he had and baby sitting jobs but this was the record for longest and grossest he'd ever handled.

going though a whole freshly opened box of wipes, he got it done, going at normal speed and taking time to comfort billy and talk softly to him.

it took the better part of 15 minutes, and then just to be safe Wally gave Billy a quick bath, semi worried as Billy had apparently slipped into a baby mode of sorts and was playing with some rubber duckies while Wally washed him, at one point offering one of the duckies he had been chewing on to wally.

"Uh..No thanks. you keep chewing." Wally said with a sweat drop.

Billy just giggled and nodded, noming on his ducky and letting wally wash him, only fussing when his hair was being washed, though thankfully Barry had gotten no more tears shampoo.

with Billy washed up all nice and clean, Wally got him dried off with a big fluffy towel and was walking him back toward his room to get him dressed when Barry cut him off, holding one of the presents under one arm.

"Thought I heard the tub running.Lunch is ready downstairs, I'll get the birthday boy dressed. go get something to eat." Barry said.

"Heh, Sure, now that I've handed all the smelly stuff you wanna tag in." Wally teased, and Billy giggled.

"What can I say, Perks of being a daddy and honorary uncle." Barry said.

Wally just shook his head and headed down the step while Billy toddled along side Barry, wrapped up in the towel and then just laid back his bed, willing to let Barry do all the work.

"heh, your being pretty cute kiddo. maybe you should poop your pants more often." Barry teased, tickling billy's tummy and getting a fit of giggles out of him.

Deciding with how little Billy was acting and the bigger accidents he was have, Barry got billy into a daytime diaper but cut slit in the front of back of it first, while Billy watched with a confused look and a finger on his bottom lip.

"Ummm daddy, what cha doing? I'm leak all over now." Billy pointed out.

"Well, if that was your only diapie you would, but daddy figures since we're not going out and you're having lots of accident's.." Barry said and pulled out the bulky bed time diaper.

"Sheesh, I'll be waddling like a toddler with both of these on!" Billy said and stuck out his tongue.

"I know! I don't know why i didn't think of this sooner!" Barry gushed and got a raspberry from billy.

with the bulky diaper taped up over the thinner one, Barry helped billy stand up and gushed and coo'ed at how Billy's legs were forced apart.

"Sheesh, One more and I think I'd be stuck crawling!" Billy said, rubbing the back of his head.

"Don't temp me." Barry said then handed Billy the present. "Here, open this up, it's from Iris and I thought it might be useful right now."

Warning bell's were going off in Billy's head as he took the present and he had to suppress a groan, it was a flash themed diaper shirt.

"Well what do you think? Iris noticed that your diaper sag a lot when you got pants-less and this will help! Heck, might even get you a few of theses if it works out. but for now,you can be the fastest pamper butt alive!" Barry asked.

"..I think I'll save it special occasions." Billy tried and Barry just laughed.

"Silly boy, this is your birthday, that IS special, here, I'll help you get it on." Barry said taking the diaper shirt from Billy and dashing around the boy. in seconds he was snugly fit in the diaper shirt.

Despite how humiliating it was to need the shirt for his saggy diapers, Billy had to admit it felt right, even if his bulky diapers semi showed.

"Soooo?" Barry asked.

"..I could get used to it. " he said and started to head for the door, realizing just HOW bad his waddling was now as Barry squealed behind him. "..I'll calling it in. carry me."

Billy sighed then giggled, holding his arms out.

"Well if I HAVE to." Barry laughed, coming over and picking up Billy and heading for the dinner table.

So far the day had been fun and cute, and it was only gonna get better.

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phoenixrisesoncemore · 4 years ago

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Index Post (updated 11.12.20)

So, I feel like some housekeeping is in order. Hence: an Index Post!

I have this organized into three main categories: Tolkien, The Untamed, and Other (film, art, books, games, life, etc.). Items are ordered from oldest to newest. The number of asterisks indicates length. “[reblog+]” indicates that the original post is not my own, but I added thoughts with a reblog (because I’m bad with Tumblr etiquette). Ultra short pieces are grouped near the bottom of each section.

Post links below the cut.

Additionally! I also have almost 100 in-progress posts in my drafts. I need to finish some, but I think at this point I need some guidance on where to go next, once I finish project 1 and write 3 more prompt ficlets. This is where you come in! I’d like to open my ask box up to reader suggestions on what to work on next. Go to THIS POST for a list of upcoming posts to choose from.

Tolkien Meta

"The Magic Ring” (On my favorite piece at Maker of Middle-earth) *

Reckoning Nothing of Wizardry or War (On my favorite line in LotR) *

Tolkien and the Far Tree (thoughts on Letter #96) *

Whom Morgoth Made (on the first mention of Sauron in the Primary World) *

When the Far Tree Becomes Near [reblog+] *

How to Destroy Your Enemies and Influence People (more Sauron, this time regarding Numenor) **

The Inverted Mountain (On the moment Frodo claims the Ring. Sauron-centric) *

IANAL but... (on Parma Eldalamberon 17) *

Fixation and Attachment Can Lead to Missing Fingers *

J.R.R.T.: A Film Portrait of J.R.R. Tolkien *

Sauron’s Canonically Pretty Handwriting [reblog+] *

The Little House of Lost Play **

The Changing Depictions of Sauron in Tolkien Art *

The Whole Damn Thing Is Fallen (The Problem of Evil; also Tolkien) **

The Whole Damn Thing Is Fallen: part 2 (same as above plus cosmology) ***

Ordering Reality (How Sauron and Tolkien were both Conlangers) *

Subcreative Aspects As Split Between the Ainur [reblog+] *

Valie Evolution, Varda and Nienna, and Marian Imagery [reblog+] ***

The Ring of Barahir and Snake Imagery [reblog+] *

Gandalf, Perspective, Humor, and Humility [reblog+] ***

LotR on Prime Tidbits: 1 | 2

25 Year Reread: 1 | 2 | 3

The Untamed (Chen Qing Ling/Mo Dao Zu Shi) Meta

But Whose Deontology? (early thoughts about moral tension between wangxian while first watching The Untamed) ***

Episode 45: Image and the Second Flutist *

Jiang Cheng, Golden Cores, and Goodness [reblog+] **

LWJ and WWX in Love [reblog+] **

Feels, Feels, Feels (thoughts on LWJ, WWX, and The Song) **

WWX, Drinking, and Consent [reblog+] **

Sharing Your Childhood (personal recollections on why WWX showing LWJ around Lotus Pier spears me through the heart) *

It’s a Hard World for Good Things (thoughts on goodness, metaphysics, and epistemology in the world of CQL/MDZS) ***

More About WWX and Image [reblog+] *

Immortal Together? *

CQL and Flowers [reblog+] **

Replacement Scenes [reblog+] *

Oblivious (personal reflections on one of the reasons I identify so much with Wei Wuxian) *

Lotus Seed Pod Bouquet *

How LWJ Got His Broken Leg *

MDZS/CQL RPG Thoughts ***

WWX and Wen Yuan: Orphans in Yiling *

What if Mo Xuanyu knew Wangxian?**

Untamed Tidbits: Episode 46: WWX and JC | Is Benevolence Arrogance | LSZ is a Good Boi | Censorship and Fan Ethics | Emperor’s Smile [reblog+] | MDZS ch99 | Yi City | CQL vs MDZS actors | On the Most Impractical Way of Carrying Your Sword | In Love [reblog+] | LQR Qi-deviates | Villainous Friends | Ethical/Sexual Tension | Lan Clan Principles Swap [reblog+] | Backwards and in Heels | Masks | Voice Actors [reblog+] | An Untamed Carol {reblog+] | CSSR, LQR, Mothers and sons [reblog+] | That Bed Carving [reblog+] | The Undead Are a Fact of Life | LWJ’s Self-branding [reblog+] | Wangxian Lullaby

Untamed/MDZS Art and Fic

50 Kisses Prompt 1 (ficlet)

50 Kisses Prompt 2 (ficlet/portion of larger unfinished 1929 Untamed AU)

50 Kisses Prompt 3 (ficlet)

1929 Untamed AU art: Drawing | WIP color

Drawtober 2020: single post compilation | all posts

Wangxian Lotus picking art: WIP Sketch for painting

Other Stuff About Life and Loves

The Poet of Prague (a short summary of the life and work of my favorite photographer, Joseph Sudek) *

The Five Toys I Never Had (Christmas silliness and nostalgia) **

The New Motive Power (the strangest moment in Spiritualism) **

Wrighting, Writing, and Righting *

In Her Honor (on how my grandmother gave me a precious gift) **

The Magnus Archives ep 116: Automata *

Automata Again *

On Indescribable Wow (thoughts on the moments when the world-machine is exposed) *

The Feast of the Annunciation at 35,000ft (musings on panic disorder, x-men/Phoenix, Tolkien: Maker of Middle-earth, and the power of stories) ****

Gazing Past The Valacirca: Happy Birthday Hubble **

Tidbits: Portrait of Adele [reblog+] | Things My Husband Has Said to Me: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | Met Opera Grumpiness | It’s a Hard World for Little Things | Grosseteste’s De Luce |

#index post #pinned #housekeeping

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sestra-inestro · 6 years ago

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My Amazing

Summary: You struggle to say goodbye to the man who raised you. ENDGAME SPOILERS!!

Parings: Father figure!Tony Stark x reader, father figure!Steve Rogers x reader

Notes: In this, the reader is an unknown alien who Tony found on the streets as a baby. She does not develop her powers until her body reaches a certain age so that’s why she doesn’t have powers in the flash backs. And to avoid any confusion, the last flashback is right after Civil War. Hopefully, you can enjoy. Endgame killed me. Also, Ugo is pronounced You-go.

Warnings: Endgame Spoilers (But it’s now allowed because the spoiler ban is lifted), major character death, angst, violence.

Tony collapsed after watching Thanos fade away. His body heavy and his mind a muck. The burn had disappeared and was now replaced with numbness, his body slowly going into shut down. He could hear Peter’s voice, but he couldn’t see him. Not properly. He struggled to breathe and tried to keep his eyes wide open. But the tiredness was fighting him back.

“Oh god.” Steve mumbled as he watched the kid cry as Tony glanced around. The burns had taken over half his face and all of the right side of his torso. His chest aches as he thought of you.

Pepper slowly pulled Peter away from Tony and a loud boom rumbled through the sky.

Everyone turned around to see you land on the ground, wisps of black energy fading around you and your eyes calming back to their usual colour, wide with worry and confusion.

“Who is it? What’s happened?” You spoke, rushed. Bucky and Sam hung their heads and Strange slowly stepped aside.

Steve standing with his back to you and Pepper kneeling in front of Tony, who was breathing heavily.

You gasped as you felt a pang in your chest. “No.” You whispered out, voice shaky.

You rushed forward, pushing passed everyone to get to Tony.

You kneeled in front of him next to Pepper. His eyes caught your face. They filled with tears and he took another painful breath.

Your vision blurred as your tears filled your eyes and you grasped his left hand.

“Tony...” You whimpered out. “It’s gonna be okay.” You smiled at him softly as you looked into his eyes. Eyes that had grown so familiar to you as you grew up.

“June!” You heard Tony’s voice call after you. You giggle and ran as fast as your young legs could carry you. At the age of 3, but your body telling everyone you were 8, you tore your way through the tower hallways, holding Tony’s helmet tightly in your arms.

You were too busy focusing on running away from Tony that you paid little attention to the fact someone could be coming around the corner. You turned and collided straight into Steve Rogers’ legs.

“Woah, hey there.” Steve flinched as he felt you bash into his knee and fall back on your butt.

“Owie.” You mumbled and looked up at him, your eyes filling with tears very fast.

Steve’s face filled with panic. “Oh no, no, no. Hey it’s okay.” He quickly moved to lift you into his arms. You huffed in a breath as you tried not to cry, but your butt was sore and you were startled at the fact that you ran into this colossal man.

You sat on his hip and rubbed your eyes, balancing the Iron Man helmet on Steve’s shoulder.

Tony came jogging into view and scrunched up his face.

“What did you do to her?”

Steve looked at him, offended.

“She ran into me. I didn’t mean to make her cry.”

“Well, you did.” Tony scolded as he gently pulled you from Steve’s arms and grabbed his helmet.

“Wasn’t she much smaller last week?” Steve frowned, confused at your growth rate.

“Yeah. It must’ve been her birthday yesterday because when I woke up in the morning she’d aged five years.” Tony shrugged and lifted his helmet. “I told you you couldn’t play with this, that’s why I bought you that big play house.”

“Sorry.” You pouted at him. Tears filling your eyes again.

Tony sighed and smiled. “It’s okay, honey. I know you like the daddy’s toys. Let’s find you one that’s not active, huh? How does that sound?” Tony asked you and you beamed at him, nodding eagerly.

“You still can’t find out her birthday?” Steve asks Tony as they turn to walk towards the garage in Tony’s Malibu home.

“Nope. Not when she grows, like five years every other day.” Tony let you down and you rushed through the sliding doors and straight towards his suits. J.A.R.V.I.S and the other machines rushing to turn off any possible weapons before you got your hands on them.

“I want to hold off on blood tests as long as I can.” Tony said as they stood in the doorway and watched you.

“Why’s that?” Steve frowned.

Tony looked at Steve with concerned eyes. “She tripped over outside yesterday and scraped her knee.” Tony paused for a second, thinking about how your eyes welled up with tears again as you held your knee. “She healed almost straight away. But her blood is green.”

Steve’s eyebrows shoot up. “Green?”

Tony nodded and looked back at you as you reached up to grab at Dum-E. You cackled as the machine lifted you off your feet slightly.

“So I’m guessing whatever left her in that alley wasn’t human.” Tony sighed.

Steve also sighed as he remember Tony walking into a team meeting with a new born baby in his arms and a distressed expression. He’d heard you crying from his car and picked you up from amongst many trash bags.

They could not find any parent or record of you being born and Natasha and Pepper had taken to you so fast that they suggested the best way to protect you was to have you with them. Now, they are finding out that you were from another world, it complicated things a bit.

“Anyways, are you able to babysit tomorrow? I’m having a date night.” Tony asked him.

You were now showing the body of a 15 year old girl, though now only at the ripe age of 5. Your body was changing and you were becoming hormonal. Tony was also starting to worry for your life. He didn’t know how long it would take until you would become immobile.

You were currently sitting on sitting at your laptop, browsing through whatever you could find when Tony knocked on your door.

“Hey, hey.” He chirped before entering your room. He had a basket with a blanket over it tucked under his arm.

You turned in your chair to look at him. “What’s up?”

Tony shrugged. “Nothing. Just wanted to see what you’re doin’. Maybe annoy you a bit.”

You raised an eyebrow at him and eyed the blanket. “What’s in the basket?”

“Oh this?” He gestured to it as if he didn’t realise he was carrying it. “Hmm, I don’t know. Something I just...” He placed the basket on your bed. “I picked up and thought of you.” He pulled the blanket off the reveal a tiny, white puppy.

You gasp and kneel down beside the bed. The puppy moved slowly and shook as it’s brown eyes looked up at you.

“You finally caved and got a puppy?” You softly brushed your hand across its small head.

“Found him last night. He was wondering around the forest area near the facility. He was cold and alone so I brought him in.” He said.

You glanced up at him with happy eyes.

“You have been asking me for a puppy for two years now. And after the whole Ultron thing.” He paused and sat on your bed. “I thought a new addition wouldn’t be so bad after all.” He smiled down at you.

“Are you going to enrol me in school next?” You gave him a wide grin.

“Yeah sure. I’ll send a teenager to kindergarten. That’ll happen.” Tony rolled his eyes and jumped off you head, heading towards your door.

You chuckled and looked back at the puppy.

“He’s gonna need a name.” Tony pointed to the puppy and looked at you.

You put a finger to your chin and acted to think. “Hm, maybe Ultron? Ulysses? I like the ‘U’ names.” Tony scoffed at you.

“Now you’re just been cheeky.” Tony huffed and smiled at you.

You had definitely grown to adapt his humour.

“Ugo.” You said.

Tony raised his eyebrows. “I just gave you a puppy and now you’re telling me to go? Rude.”

You giggled. “No, silly. His name, Ugo.” You got up and crushed him in a hug. “Thank you, Tony.”

Tony smiled down at you and rubbed your back. “No problem, kiddo.”

You stood in front of the mirror, trying to squeeze yourself into a shirt you had only bought last week. You had gone to bed a C cup. Now it’s like your breasts have doubled in size and all of your clothing was not going to cover it.

“Natasha!” You screamed. “Natasha!”

You sighed. “F.R.I.D.A.Y, can you please tell Nat that I need her.”

“They are on their way, Ms Stark.” The A.I. responded.

You scrunched your face in confusion. “They?”

Just as you asked, your door burst open. You yelped, startled. There stood Tony, Steve and Natasha. Tony slapped his hand to his eyes fast and Steve turned away quickly. You, basically bare chested, screamed at them, covering your chest before diving behind your bed.

“What are you doing?!” You scolded the men.

“You were screaming!” Tony said from the doorway, eyes still covered.

“I said Natasha!” You popped your head up from your bed and glared at them. “Get out!” You flung a pillow at the door and Nat quickly closed it, locking you both in your room. Tony sighed from his spot and Steve looked at him, red in the face.

“That was not something I expected to come so soon.” Steve said.

“This means I’m going to have to have the talk with her.” Tony said. Steve shot his head up and frowned. “Well she’s obviously grown some more, she’s becoming a woman very fast so the boys will be at her feet.”

“If she doesn’t punch them first I’m pretty sure you’ll do it for her.” Steve huffed and crossed his arms.

The door opened again and the men prepared to cover their eyes again before Natasha stepped out.

“We are gonna need to go shopping.”

Ugo growled at the closed door. You shifted on your feet with spatula held firmly in your grip. Thumps and clanks approached the door and Ugo arched his back ready to attack.

The door was shoved open and Ugo barked at the intruder. Tony stumble through the door, battered and bruised.

“Oh my god, Tony.” You dropped the spatula and stroked your dogs head easing him, before rushing to Tony.

He breathed heavily, his arc reactor was broken and dull. His eye sporting a new shiner and a few cuts over his cheek.

“I thought you were going to help him?” You said, helping him pull off his suit.

“That fucker killed my parents.” He let out, half whisper, half sob.

“Steve?!” Your eyes widened in shock and confusion.

“No, his murderer friend.” Tony’s brown eyes teared up even more and his face contorted into one of pain. Emotional pain.

You pulled him to your chest and hugged him tight. His shoulders shook as he finally let out all the pent up emotions he had built up over the years since their death. And you stayed with him, because he had once done it for you when you found out the meat on your burger was cow.

Ugo whimpered near you and laid down in front of Tony.

“It’s over.” Tony rasped our. “The Avengers are done. I can’t continue with this.”

“It’s okay. I’m with you.” You grabbed his hand. “Always.”

He smiled sadly and leaned forward to kiss your forehead.

Pepper placed her hand on his chest, over his reactor. “It’s okay. We’re gonna be okay.” She smiled at him warmly. “You can rest now.”

Tony’s eyes flickered between you two.

“I’ll always be with you, dad.” You uttered out.

You watch as his face twitched as you called him dad. You take a shaky breath before you kiss him on the cheek.

You felt him slack against you and Pepper.

As you watched the life leave his eyes you felt your heart leave your chest. It fell to your stomach as you watch the man who raised you die in front of you, for everyone around you.

You don’t feel Pepper pull you from him until she had you standing. A sob escaped your throat and you felt his presence leave you. Pepper turned you pulled you into her arms. You cried. A loud cry left you and racked over everyone standing and watching the scene. The sound of your cry making it real. Your sorrow was spreading through everyone and they watched as Pepper tried to console you.

Your body shook violently in her arms. Steve walked up behind Pepper and put a hand on her shoulder, offering to take you. She nodded quickly and softly passed you to his arms, where you visibly relaxed slightly. Your crying still continued but you did it silently and clutched his uniform, burying your head in his chest. The warrior in you now gone, with the life of your father.

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aliensandthings · 6 years ago

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memories and birthday’s

pairing: darry curtis x reader

warnings: none (mentions of death) maybe a little angst idk

word count: 495 (wanted to keep it short)

notes: happy birthday darry! my fictional dad and icon! wanted to keep this short and it might be garbage idk... i probably won’t be able to write again for awhile but I hope you enjoy!

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He was so young then. High school wasn’t bad for Darry. He had friends, good grades, top of the football team. He fell in love; with you. He wasn’t stressed all the time, he wasn’t worried about having his brothers taken away, or bills. It’s been a rough 6 months. Whenever Darry seemed to be depressed he would remember this moment: It was a cool winter day, and the sky was grey with clouds. School had just started up again after break so there was lots of new drama and faces looking different. Darry had grown 3 inches within the two week break and everybody was pointing out. He smiled with pride and walked around the halls of the school with his head up high. You were sitting against your locker, you eyes looking in a book not paying attention to your surroundings. You continued to read softy out loud hoping you could comprehend the words easier and you did. You could feel somebody looking down and you and you’re met with a tall dirty blonde-haired boy. “Whatcha reading?” Darry asked trying to take a look at the book cover. “Just some book on alien abductions within the past 15 years. It’s just interesting, I don’t know.” You shut the book and throw it into you locker and look up at him. He was in a couple of your classes, such as history and math. “That’s cool! I was wondering some time, maybe you’d like to go get some ice cream with me? Even go to a movie?” He said looking at you. You laugh a little, the big quarterback was asking you out to the movies. They say there is a first for everything. You remind yourself as you look into his pretty blue eyes. “I don’t see why not. Will Saturday work?” You say writing down your number on a slip of paper. He smiles and nods, his face turning bright red as people start to whisper around him. “Saturday it is then.” He says smiling brightly. “You know it. Who knows; maybe we’ll see aliens.” You say jokingly walking toward your first period. ------------------- Darry smiled for the rest of the day, and for the rest of his life whenever he relieved that memory. He looked at you now and smiled. He took your hand and looked at the small silver ring on your finger and kiss it. He remembered all the silly arguments in high school, all the proms, all the football games. You were always there, when his parents died, when Pony ran away, when Johnny and Dallas passed. You were always there to help him. “Hey Y/n. Thank you.” He says looking up at you with bright eyes. You look at him puzzled and replied, “It’s no problem really. We should go out the eat for your birthday. Who knows; maybe we’ll see aliens.” You wink and grab your coat, grabbing Darry’s hand and walk him out the door.

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sapphiretrams · 6 years ago

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Get to Know Me Tag

I was kind of tagged by @intricately-silly? Like, I have a notification that I was mentioned??? Idk, but thanks if you did!

Rules: Post a pic of your simself with your traits and answer the questions!

Traits: creative + good + music lover

1. What is your full name? Riley, and that’s all I’m gonna say

2. What is your nickname? I kinda gave myself the nickname RPS? You can also call me Trams cause of my url, I don’t mind.

3. When is your birthday? September 5

4. What is your favorite book series? Favorite book series... probably Harry Potter. I’m not obsessed with it (cause J.K. is kinda not a good person) but it’s one of the few series I remember reading.

5. Do you believe in aliens or ghosts? Sure. I’m not a hardcore believer, and when I watch Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural, I’m DEFINITELY a Shaniac, but I’m definitely not closed to the idea.

6. Who is your favorite author? Probably Charles Dickens or Shakespeare. I’m a sucker for that classic literature stuff.

7. What is your favorite radio station? Eh, I don’t really listen to the radio.

8. What is your favorite flavor of anything? Lemon! It’s just SO good in all candy flavors, and I love it so much.

9. What word do you often use to describe something great or wonderful? Rad, awesome, cool, the usuals and occasionally terms that are super dated like tubular.

10. What is your favorite song currently? God that’s hard cause I love music so much... maybe Planetary (GO!) or Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) by MCR.

11. What is your favorite word? Petrichor

12. What is the last song you listened to? The Cage by Genesis

13. What TV show would you recommend everyone to watch? Forensic Files, it’s fascinating to me

14. What is your favorite movie to watch when you’re feeling down? I haven’t been one to watch movies when down so I don’t really have one

15. Do you play video games? Yep! I’ve been playing them a lot

16. What is your biggest fear? Being abandoned. It’s happened to me so often by friends that it’s just sort of become common place and I’m terrified of it.

17. What is your best quality in your opinion? My optimism!

18. What is your worst quality in your opinion? My inability to talk alshdafsdf I’m such a klutz at speaking

19. Do you like cats or dogs better? Dogs, though I do love cats.

20. What is your favorite season? Spring! Everything is turning green and flowering and it’s so refreshing to feel the rain on your face!

21. Are you in a relationship? Nope, I am tragically single

22. What is something you miss from your childhood? Having my parents read stories to me and my brothers, it was such a fun time in my childhood.

23. Who is your best friend? My friend Elli, a super cool nb person who’s been my friend for around 2 years now.

24. What is your eye color? Hazel

25. What is your hair color? Dark brown, though it’s been bleached and I would love to have green hair again.

26. Who is someone you love? Myself 💕

27. Who is someone you trust? My mom. She’s on my side no matter what, and she’s the first family member I told about my sexual and gender identity.

28. Who is someone you think about often? My ocs

29. Are you currently excited about something? Not really, I’m just kinda drifting atm

30. What is your biggest obsession? The Adventure Zone. It is SO. GOOD. I love the McElroys, and they mean a lot to me.

31. What was your favorite TV show as a child? The 1994 Spider-Man series. That SM has always been my favorite and he always will be.

32. Who of the opposite gender can you tell anything to? What’s a gender?

33. Are you superstitious? Sorta I guess

34. Do you have an unusual phobias? I HATE arteries and tendons. HATE HATE HATE them. They freak me out and I have to cover them up when I start getting freaked out by them. I’ve had this fear since I was a child.

35. Do you prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? Both baby!

36. What is your favorite hobby? Drawing!!!

37. What is the last book you read? Pieces of Happiness by Anne Ostby

38. What was the last movie you watched? Thor: Ragnorak

39. What musical instruments do you play? Violin, a little guitar, some piano?

40. What is your favorite animal? It’s hard for me to pick, but my favorite since I was a baby is a tiger.

41. What are your top five favorite Tumblr blogs? @viper-fish @berrybloomsims @lunacysims @mellindi @sim-borg

42. What super power do you wish you had? The power to refill stuff.

43. When and where do you feel most at peace? When I’m driving. There’s something about the freedom that just makes me feel so at peace, and I love feeling like I’m not restrained by anything.

44. What makes you smile? My dog. Everything about him just makes my heart swell

45. What sports do you play? I used to be a soccer champ when I was young.

46. What is your favorite drink? Diet Peach Snapple or Dr Pepper

47. When was the last time you wrote a handwritten letter or note to someone? When I was in like, 8th grade

48. Are you afraid of heights? Not really, though I was when I was younger.

49. What is your biggest pet peeve? I’m a very patient person, so probably when people talk to me when I wanna be left alone tbh.

50. Have you ever been to a concert? Yep. Maroon 5 was the last one. I hope to go to more too.

51. Are you vegetarian or vegan? Nah

52. When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up? A wild life veterinarian. I would throw my stuffed tiger down the stairs and “rescue” her.

53. What fictional world would you like to live in? The Adventure Zone: Balance world.

54. What is something you worry about? My dog since he’s getting up their in years, finding a college to go to and what I want to major in college, my bf’s safety, occasionally my parents when I’m paranoid and worried something might happen.

55. Are you scared of the dark? Nah. It’s nice. I’m more paranoid something might be in the dark, but,

56. Do you like to sing? Yes! I’m pretty decent at it, too, so I love it.

57. Have you ever skipped school? Yeah. I got really depressed when I was in high school and I stayed at home, calling in sick. Which I was, but it wasn’t entirely honest.

58. What is your favorite place on the planet? My desk, it has all my stuff on it and it’s cluttered to my liking.

59. Where would you like to live? Germany, or maybe France if I can learn the language. Maybe split the difference and move to Switzerland.

60. Do you have any pets? Just my baby boy TJ whom I adore.

61. Are you an early bird or a night owl? Night owl, though I’ve been making more of an effort to wake up early. I also get more done when I wake up early, cause it feels like I have more time to do things before noon.

62. Do you like sunrise or sunsets better? Sunsets, mostly cause I’m able to see them from my house.

63. Do you know how to drive? Yep!

64. Do you prefer earbuds or headphones? Earbuds. I have headphones, but you can’t really wear them in public cause they get in the way.

65. Have you ever had braces? No, though I did have a chin strap when I was younger cause I had (and still have) an underbite.

66. What is your favorite genre of music? My music goes all over the place, but showtunes are my jam.

67. Who is your hero? 1994 Spider-Man. I specify because he’s really different from other versions, and he’s so smart and such a klutz and I grew up with him. I’ve been playing the new Spider-Man game for PS4 and I almost started crying from how close he is to MY SM, and he just reminds me of my morals.

68. Do you read comic books? Nah

69. What makes you the most angry? Politics atm. Don’t even talk to me about them. I don’t like being angry and any talk about the current political situation is just infuriating.

70. Do you prefer to read real books or on an electric device? Either, though real books hold a special aesthetic to them.

71. What is your favorite subject in school? English. Like I said, I’m a literary nerd.

72. Do you have any siblings? Two, an older and a younger brother.

73. What was the last thing you bought? Ariana Grande’s song No Tears Left to Cry

74. How tall are you? 5′ 7″, perfectly average

75. Can you cook? Eh, I can do the basic stuff, and if I have a recipe in front of me then sure, but otherwise? Don’t ask.

76. What are three things that you love? My dog, myself, my mom.

77. What are three things that you hate? Politics, White™ people, being expected to know things I was never told about (cough cough @ my boss)

78. Do you have more female friends or more male friends? Honestly, I have more nb friends than either

79. What is your sexual orientation? Pansexual

80. Where do you currently live? The Midwest

81. Who was the last person you texted? My mom

82. When was the last time you cried? Yesterday because I was laughing so goddamn hard

83. Who is your favorite youtuber? Game Grumps and you can fight me on that

84. Do you like to take selfies? Yep! I’m hot and I know it. I’ve hated myself for 5 years, I deserve to be infatuated with myself.

85. What is your favorite app? Monster Girl Creator. It’s so fun.

86. What is your relationship with your parent(s) like? My mom and I are super close, but my dad and I... eh. It’s kinda damaged, though it��s better than it was when I was in high school. He doesn’t understand LGBT stuff or depression so he was just... awful.

87. What is your favorite foreign accent? Probably French, but the funniest to try and do is Russian. I suck at it and it turns into Italian after a while.

88. What is a place that you’ve never been to but want to visit? God I want to travel so bad. I’d love to go to Puerto Rico, France, Germany, Italy, Brazil, Vietnam... so many beautiful places.

89. What is your favorite number? Three

90. Can you juggle? Not for my life

91. Are you religious? I’ve kinda been burned out of religion cause my childhood church was really just... bad. I came out as bi to them when I was a sophomore and it caused a HUGE scene with the church. I was called ‘a slap to the face,’ people left the church, it was just bad. I’m spiritual, but not religious, though my life’s not over yet, so who knows.

92. Do you find outer space or the deep ocean to be more interesting? Space. Space space space. Do you know how badly I want to go to space? I almost became an engineer just so I could go to space.

93. Do you consider yourself to be a daredevil? I’m pretty tame, in all honesty, though I do some stupid shit every now and then.

94. Are you allergic to anything? Bullshit, any and every kind of body soap known to man kind, and pollen.

95. Can you curl your tongue? Yes! I can do the double fold think with your tongue where it looks like a scoop chip, you know what I mean?

96. Can you wiggle your ears? Nah

97. How often do you admit that you were wrong about something? I come from a really stubborn household, though lately I’ve been trying to make more of an effort to be humble and just admit I’m wrong. It’s hard.

98. Do you prefer the forest or the beach? Forest. I’ve only been to the beach twice in my life so it’s not really my scene.

99. What is your favorite piece of advice that anyone has ever given you? Do what makes you happy

100. Are you a good liar? I’ve gotten very good at it. I’m not proud of that fact, but I’ve gotten very very good at it.

101. What is your Hogwarts house? Slyterin. No, I’m not joking.

102. Do you talk to yourself? All the time.

103. Are you an introvert or an extrovert? I’m an introvert, though I think I’m more of an ambivert.

104. Do you keep a journal or a diary? Nah.

105. Do you believe in second chances? Yes, but you really can’t give them out really freely. You have to judge who you want to give them to.

106. If you found a wallet full of money on the ground, what would you do? Check for an ID and try to contact the person it belongs to. But if there’s no ID, probably give it to the nearest business or police station.

107. Do you believe that people are capable of change? With most things. If they really wanted to.

108. Are you ticklish? Ye

109. Have you ever been on a plane? Yeah, but not many times. My first time on a plane was 4 years ago.

110. Do you have any piercings? Just the basic earlobe pierecings, but I really really want more.

111. What fictional character do you wish was real? Shiro from Voltron, aka my husband.

112. Do you have any tattoos? No but I want so many

113. What is the best decision that you have made so far? Learning to love myself. It took a lot of time, but I’m so happy I did it

114. Do you believe in karma? Not entirely, but I think there’s some truth to it.

115. Do you wear glasses or contacts? I have bad eyes, so yeah, I wear glasses. I tried contacts, but they got irritating to put in after a while.

116. Do you want children? SO badly. I want a little girl so fucking bad

117. Who is the smartest person you know? My little brother. He wants to be a freaking accountant when he’s older.

118. What is your most embarrassing memory? I went to a museum one time, and they had a cool dinosaur tour or whatever, and I wanted to know what the dinosaur Parasaurolophus was called, but I forgot the name and only remebered like, Ducky from Land Before Time, and Phineas and Ferb had just started airing, so I asked the guy if a platypus was a dinosaur and that haunts me to this day

119. Have you ever pulled an all nighter? Yes. Don’t do it.

120. What color are most of your clothes? Blue cause it’s always looked good on me, but now any color looks good on me cause I know how to own it.

121. Do you like adventures? Yeah man! I love them!

122. Have you ever been on TV? Not that I know of

123. How old are you? 20

124. What is your favorite quote? “When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.” -Griffin Mcelroy

125. Do you prefer sweet or savory foods? Sweeeets!

I tag @viper-fish @berrybloomsims and @lunacysims

#rps speaks #tagged #nonsims

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marvelousbirthdays · 6 years ago

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Happy Birthday, readergirlstuff!

November 22 - OC/Loki fic, either a fluff/little smut or fluff/crack Prompt: "Really?!" My OC is very into reading and loves cats... And if you could use my name (Caitlin) that would be great. And yes, my nickname is Cat. :3, for @readergirlstuff

Written by @mutesilence

The two of them were curled in a blanket for that they had constructed using the back of the couch and several armchairs in her apartment, curled in a next of bedding and pillows. A faint twinkle of dull fairy lights strung around the edges of the sheet that made their ceiling at the moment filtered in to mingle with the light of a battery-powered camping lantern.

Caitlin was stretched out on her side, upper arm and ribs propped across and against Loki’s legs. Both of them held books of vastly different topics. Cat’s was well worn and well loved; the cover showing yellow text and artistic detailing on a black background. Loki’s was old and bound in soft cow-hide, the yellowed pages covered in hand-drawn graphics and scrawling handwriting.

“Good idea, honey.” Cat’s voice caught Loki’s attention and he quirked an eyebrow at the back of her head.

“You were the one who wanted to settle for the evening this way.” He held his place with a thumb as he gently flipped the old journal closed, sensing a conversation about to fill the comfortable silence.

“That’s- that wasn’t-” Cat giggled and shifted so her head rested on her soulmate’s thigh while she looked up at him, “It’s something silly my mom always said when I was a little kid. She’d give someone in the family credit if it wasn’t their idea and we’d all get a smile and a laugh out of it because it was nonsense. Especially because we all always had a hand in the effort of doing something.”

“Ah, well…” Loki smiled softly at the woman resting against him, having been utterly startled and enamored by her sudden appearance in his life and her charming demeanor. “You had used this a few times, but it wasn’t ever in a setting where I could easily ask.”

Caitlin hummed and leaned her temple into his touch as he smoothed out her hair, a little wild from having been styled for the day. She was utterly unaware of the approaching animals and gave a soft ‘woof’ when one crawled right onto her stomach to ram his rather flat face into Loki’s elbow.

“Ah, hello, Nugget. You and your brother finally out from hiding for the day, now that the little cleaning robot has finished it’s sweep?” Loki rubbed his fingers over the thick, soft fur of the Siamese, running his thumb from the cat’s nose and up to gently pinch and pull at the big, bat-like ears. “Ah, you got cold in your hiding spot, then.”

“Aww, poor baby. You must be cold if Daddy can tell.” Cat rolled onto her side and shuffled the blankets until Nugget was tucked underneath and she was once more draped across Loki. She then gave her former roommate’s cat a cursory pat. She had kept him when the other woman couldn’t take him along to a pet free apartment complex when she’d needed to move for work, even if he didn’t seem to like her much.

Loki had bonded with the quiet, reticent black cat since he’d essentially been moved in by his darling soulmate. He’d been carefully monitoring his weight, trying to get the little thing to gain more after his depression at being left behind had caused a serious drop in it. “Atticus,” he simply called, and the cat inched forward so that Loki could lean and pet the soft black fur of the animal, feeling for any difference there might be from the morning in how much meat was on his bones.

Atticus, after receiving sufficient scritches from his new Person, seemed to get a playful wind. His pupils dilated and his little hindquarters gave a shivery little wiggle as he leaned forward into Cat’s space.

“Really!?” She yelped as she sat up suddenly.

Loki coughed, so startled into laughing he’d been. “Oh, Atticus, you good boy.” He set the journal aside, open pages down before he wrapped an arm around Caitlin and tucked her to his side. She curled into him, making small noises of displeasure. Atticus crawled right into Loki’s lap and curled up as if ready for a nap, clearly pleased with himself.

“He licked my armpit!” Cat huffed, rubbing her upper arm against her ribs, trying to dismiss the lingering alien sensation. “Little goblin.”

“A very good little goblin.” Loki smiled and ran a hand across the length of the animal’s curled body before gently taking his mate’s chin between his fingers. “Are you alright, my darling?”

“Yeah, but I think that’s the most invasive thing I have ever felt, and a friend’s toddler once stuck his finger in my belly button at a pool party with no warning and no reason.” Cat rubbed her belly at the phantom sensation as it came to her with the memory before laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of what the little black cat had just done settled over her. “Crispy bacon, what possessed you, Atticus?”

Loki heard the content purr that the cat only got from a full belly and curling against him when Caitlin rubbed her hand over the feline’s head and back, and turned his head again to press a kiss to her temple. “It seems that he’s as mischievous as Daddy is, Momma,” he whispered against her hair.

Cat smiled and leaned into him, adjusted the blankets as Nugget wedged his body between their thighs, and picked up her book. Loki picked up the journal he had been reading as well but took the time to simply enjoy being snuggled up with his soulmate and their little cat ‘children’ before he went back to reading the detailed notes about familiars and spells shared between them, fascinated.

#Loki #loki/oc #OFC

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jules85 · 7 years ago

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Felicity Smoak? Hi, I'm Oliver Queen...

Five years ago, Stephen Amell and Emily Bett Rickards filmed a silly little scene together, that in any other actor’s hands would have been a throwaway and insignificant scene.

The writers simply needed an IT expert to further their plot for the episode, but by casting Emily they got someone with so much presence and charisma, that their star man couldn’t help but fall under her spell.

Just like the rest of us.

Felicity Smoak’s brilliance burst from the screen providing light to Oliver Queen’s shade. She didn’t buy his bs and he cracked a smile. Emily and Stephen clicked in those first scenes.

Something magical happened that day.

‘You’re remarkable,’ and ‘thank you for remarking on it.’ ‘I still feel like I can trust you.’ ‘It feels really good having you inside me,’ and ‘platonic circumstances.’ ‘If you’re not leaving, I’m not leaving.’

We all became slaves to their on screen chemistry. We all grinned like idiots whenever Felicity would say something inappropriate. We would sigh at every shoulder touch. We’d melt whenever they unleashed the heart eyes.

In the early days we were so starved for any kind of sign that these two dummies would finally realise what we had seen from the start. I miss those days, as torturous as they were.

In season two we got more of the above but then we watched Oliver falling in love with Felicity without him or us, or anyone even really realising it at the time.

‘There was no choice to make’, and ‘you will always be my girl’.

‘I rely on you’, and ‘you’re my partner’.

‘You’re not alone’, and ‘I believe in you’.

‘He took the wrong woman’, and ‘I love you’.

We thought they were teasing us. We thought that there was no way that the writers would follow through with what they painted as a ruse in the finale.

Then season 3 arrived and we got flirty Olicity. Oliver Queen asked Felicity Smoak on a date. He was nervous and adorable. They went for Italian. Felicity looked gorgeous. She babbled. Oliver opened up.

‘There was just something about you’.

‘It was red’.

The restaurant blew up and Oliver killed us all when he broke Felicity’s heart. Not before giving us the perfect and most beautiful first kiss of all time.

‘Don’t ask me to say I don’t love you’.

Much of season 3 was pretty much an angst fest, with the occasional glimmer of light between our babies.

Oliver’s delight at meeting her mother.

The whole married af routine when they went to Central city.

‘With the landmines’.

The forehead kiss and the ‘I love you,’ before going off to face Ra’s.

The last thing he thought about before the fall. Thinking he was dead. Dreaming of the woman he loves. The heartbreaking 'I don’t want to be a woman that you love.’

The 'you’re cute,’ and the smile when we discovered that the first scene that started it all, wasn’t the beginning of our ship after all.

Oliver thought he would die alone because Felicity was 'momentarily unavailable’ (I love you, John Diggle).

Oliver thanked her and told her she was right. Felicity called him handsome, flirted a little and then killed us all by telling him that as long as he was in her life, she was happy.

Felicity has always known who he is. Whether he’s wearing a suit or under a hood, he’s the man that she lo…he’s the man that she believes in.

Then came episode 3x20. The fallen was a pretty apt title because shipper down. Shipper down!!!

She gave him a blanket because he looked chilly. She stood up to Ra’s Al Ghul.

She thanked Oliver for changing her life for the better. He opened up her heart in a way she didn’t even know was possible.

'I love you.’

He removed her glasses; the final barrier between them. They kissed. They undressed. They made love.

(I don’t know what happened after that because I died.)

(The Lazarus pit resurrected me)

'So that happened,’ and 'I’m glad it did.’

Drugging the man she loved because she couldn’t leave him there. He loved her all the more for it.

Heartbreak and tears as they said goodbye without saying goodbye this time.

Then after Al Sahim, forced betrothals and fake deaths, we got 'don’t fight to die, fight to live.’

Felicity could figure out how to fly in the Atom suit, but couldn’t figure out how to remove it so that she could kiss Oliver after saving him. 🙅

'I want to be with you’. Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'I’m happy.’

Season four started off so well with domestic bliss.

'You have failed this omelette’.

'Kinda sweaty,’ and 'I know, its amazing’.

Olicity in bed together. No more subtle shoulder touches. Felicity’s hands roaming that boys back. Engagement rings and soufflés. Dammit Thea and Laurel. Your timing sucks.

Adorable head kisses. Adorable arguments.

'I love every moment that I am with you. No matter where we are.’

Silent conversations and that thing she does when she hugs his arm and rests her chin on his shoulder.

'Nothing worthwhile ever come easy.’

Back rubbing and 'I have you’.

Salmon laddering and 'wearing what?’

Heart to hearts on the couch with all the hand holding.

The first thing he goes to, the hugging and kiss.

Chatty Cathy and tears over burnt chicken.

'We found ourselves in each other,’ and synchronicity.

'Felicity, honey…’ and 'my love’.

'I am happy. I finally have everything I’ve ever wanted. Being with Felicity has given me a real sense of peace.’

'Didn’t you tell me guys like us never get the girl?’ and 'I was wrong.’

'But I chose this life, and I chose you And I don’t understand why we can’t have both.’

'Just so you know, if you’d asked me, I would’ve said yes’ and heart eyes

Desperate I love you’s.

'I thought I lost you,’ and 'I’m here. I’m here.’

'There is one person in particular that I am grateful for. Someone who has stood beside me when times were darkest. She is the one who lights my way…’

'Felicity Smoak…would you make me…the happiest man on the face of the earth?’ and 'Yes.’

Happy tears and kisses and cuddles. They got engaged!!!!!

'All I care about is you.’ More kisses and they lived happily ever after.

Felicity got shot. She was told she’d never walk again.

'For better or worse,’ and 'I’d go anywhere with you.’

'I love you,’ and 'I love you too.’

'Thank you for always being on my side,’ and 'No place I’d rather be’.

'You don’t have to be funny for me. You know that, right?’

’…it’s part of what makes you the man I love.’

'Will you marry me?’ How many proposals is that now?

The break up came. Lies and hidden truths. Fake weddings and I don’t want to let you go’s. But they did. Through death and magic and nuclear threats, the team went their separate ways. 'You thought I was leaving too’ and 'not a chance’ With season 5 came separation, new love interests but 'i will always care about you’ and 'it’s a mortal lock’ gave us the slightest glimmer of hope for our beleaguered pair. Even an alien dream world couldn’t stop Oliver from remembering his true love 'Felicity’. (Did I really just write 'alien dream world’?) 'I do believe in magic’ and 'you know me better than almost anyone’. Helix and Prometheus and skeevy reporters led to some very dark times but then came 5x20. Teamwork is key. Trust returned. Salmon ladder flashbacks led to a different kind of workout on the mats ;) 'I trust you. I will always trust you. I don’t trust myself’ Oliver finally let her see the ugliest part of himself. The part that believes he kills because he likes it. Felicity shut that down and reminded him that she wouldn’t have fallen in love with him and wanted to marry him if she didn’t know exactly the kind of man he was. He listened to her because she knows him better than almost anyone. Remember? Then opening up and 'stop living for your father and start living for yourself’ 'Felicity has a way with words’ saw the Green Arrow suit return. Birthday celebrations and heart eyes and 'We can take it one step at a time’ 'Dating my ex fiance…’ Then Prometheus’ plan went into motion seeing a return to Lian Yu. A kiss and 'Just in case’ and too many regrets. Explosions. Cliffhanger. Who survives? Five years of magic, exhilaration, angst, chemistry and love. It started with two actors and a script, and they changed everything. Thank you.

#olicity #oliver and felicity #olicity fandom #5 year anniversary

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girlsgerms · 5 years ago

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March Picks 2020 (2/2)

So this month has been BEYOND shitty for me probably the worst of this year so far and Sonic Youth has been helping me out A LOT but I’ve decided not to include them in this picks list b/c at this point it’s just repetitive, but shoutout to the entire goo album right now cus that shit slaps

1. I Know a Girl Called Johnny - Rowland S. Howard

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So I literally found this song yesterday and I’m obsessed (shout out my discovery weekly finally doing something right). I’d heard of Howard’s other band The Birthday Party but to be honest, I was never the biggest fan (sorry lol I know) but this song is crazy crazy good and not really like the birthday party at all. Idk how to describe it but it’s dreamy post punkish and gives me Jesus and mary chain vibes

Other Rowland S. Howard songs I like: I don’t know any others!

2. Anything Could Happen - the Clean

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I apparently listened to this song in 8th grade and just forgot about till the other day, but this song is nice and cool i’m bad at explaining these things and it’s late so forgive me.

Other “The Clean” songs I like: Sad Eyed Lady, End of My Dream, Too Much Violence, and Slug Song

3. Love Will Come Back Again - Calvin Johnson

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recently bought a package from k records of this shirt handmade by calvin johnson and he put in a little signed postcard and CD and patch with the purchase and that really touched my heart. I decided to listen to his solo stuff and I love this song! lyrics go crazy

Other Calvin songs I like: C is the Heavenly Option, When Hearts Turn Blue, Indian Summer, a bunch of others too

4. L - Alien Life Form

http://alienlifef0rm.bandcamp.com/track/l

this song’s only on bandcamp lol but this shit goes crazy hard! found this band cus of this guy i follow on instagram lol but i love it not too many punk bands around these days that remind me of the late 70s 80s stuff you know.

listen to the rest of this ep thing its super good

5. Frankie Sinatra - the Avalanches

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Met this boy last month and he reminded me of the avalanches which i hadn’t listened to in a solid minute, anyways started listening to them seriously again and goddamn this song is so good.

other avalanches songs i like: Running Red Lights, Frontier Psychiatrist, Because I’m Me, Subways, Since I left you

6. (bonus song hehe) Happy Valentines Day - Danny & the Nightmares

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Found out that daniel johnston had a side project band like last month but didn’t really listen to it, went back to this song a couple days ago and man i love daniel so much, this song is great, super rough but also the lyrics are incredible

other daniel johnston songs i like: Walking the Cow, Tell Me Now, Honey I sure Miss you, Silly Love, Casper the Friendly Ghost, True love will find you in the end, many more

no records of the month cus quarantine and i wasn’t able to go shopping :(

but a few movie shoutouts: Rebel Without a Cause, Empire Records, and the Virgin Suicides :)

that's it! until april my friends

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1: Full name.Comrade Ted Rafael Edward Lenin Cruz2: Zodiac sign.Hammer and Sickle3: 3 fears.no fears lol4: 3 things I love.•communism•revolution •red5: 4 turn on’s.Seizing the means6: 4 turn off’s.Capitalism7:My best friend?My buddy, Trotsky8:Sexual orientation?Commo-sexual9:My best first date?yeah10:How tall am I?huge11:What do I miss?Lenin12:What time was I born?28th of December, 192213:Favorite color?Red and Yellow14:Do I have a crush?Maybe (here's a hint: Marx)15:Favorite quote?“lol communism great”-Lenin16:Favorite place?Glorious Soviet Union17:Favorite food?Food? does not compute18:Do I use sarcasm?perhaps19:What am I listening to right now?Soviet Union Anthem20:First thing I notice in new person?whether or not they are bourgeoisie 21:Shoe size?shoe?22:Eye color?red23:Hair color?Red 24: Favorite style of clothing?Soviet25:Ever done a prank call?that's punishable by Gulag26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?red27:Meaning behind my URL?it's who I am, mom28:Favorite movie?Communism (the sequel)29:Favorite song?Soviet Union Anthem 30:Favorite band?Red Choir31:How I feel right now?Strong32:Someone I love.Marx33:My current relationship status.Seizing the means brb34:My relationship with my parentsThey did not support communism but no matter. They are gone now.35:Favorite holiday.Birth of Soviet Union36:Tattoos and piercing I have.Hammer and Sickle37:Tattoos and piercing I want.More38:The reason I joined Tumblr.To seize the posts of production 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?my ex isn't a communist anymore and also dead so :/40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?From the State41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?I have never kissed the State, no42:When did I last hold hands?with Lenin43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?I am always ready. for communism 44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? The razors belong to the State45: Where am I right now?Soviet Union, as is everybody?46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?The State47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Союз нерушимый республик свободных48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?They were sent to Gulag 50 years ago so :/49:Am I excited for anything?When we finally capture Antarctica50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?a women?51:How often do I wear a fake smile?this is my natural face I swear52:When was the last time I hugged someone?Embrace? A human? I'm interested 53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?:/ as long as they singing Soviet Anthem, is fine54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?there was one capitalist, but Stalin got ‘em55:What is something I disliked about today?not many means seized today56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Caesar (to tell him about communism)57:What do I think about most?Thos means,,,58:What’s my strangest talent?all my talent is belong to the state59:Do I have any strange phobias?no60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?state provided camera? 61:What was the last lie I told?that communism doesn't work62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?you can't just use phones or videos for chatting smh63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?yes, every alien is communist64:Do I believe in magic?:/65:Do I believe in luck?no luck for nobody66:What’s the weather like right now?great for breaking your chains67:What was the last book I’ve read?Communist Manifesto 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?Oil???69:Do I have any nicknames?Communist Cruz70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?one time my arm brushed against the wall71:Do I spend money or save it?I distribute the money to the people 72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Nah73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?Pink? No. Red? Yes.74:Favorite animal?The hammer75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?seizing the means76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?Capitalism 77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Союз нерушимый республик свободных78:How can you win my heart? Redistribute the wealth79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?“He had nothing to lose but his Chains”80:What is my favorite word?Communism81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr?-1. Myself82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?‘YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR CHAINS!!’83:Do I have any relatives in jail?not anymore they died84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?To seize any mean any where any time85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?none of them86:What is my current desktop picture?Globe of Soviet Union 87:Had sex?no88:Bought condoms?lol you don't need to buy anything89:Gotten pregnant?yes90:Failed a class?no91:Kissed a boy?no92:Kissed a girl?no93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?no rain in Soviet Union94:Had job?We all have job. Those unable are sent to Gulag 95:Left the house without my wallet?no need for wallet in perfect society96:Bullied someone on the Internet?no97:Had sex in public?Yes. The working class got fucked by the bourgeoisie 98:Played on a sports team?no99:Smoked weed?no weeds in Soviet Union 100:Did drugs?no drugs in Soviet Union 101:Smoked cigarettes?no cigarettes in Soviet Union 102:Drank alcohol?no alcohol in Soviet Union 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?no vegetal in Soviet Union 104:Been overweight?nobody overweight in Soviet Union 105:Been underweight?nobody underweight in Soviet Union 106:Been to a wedding?The wedding of Soviet Union and the world107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?no access to state provided computer that long108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?no access to state provided TV that long109:Been outside my home country?Soviet Union is everywhere110:Gotten my heart broken?no111:Been to a professional sports game?no112:Broken a bone?no113:Cut myself?no114:Been to prom?no proms in Soviet Union 115:Been in airplane? Planes are for war, silly116: Fly by helicopter?helicopter?117:What concerts have I been to?Red Choir performance of ‘Red Army is Best’118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?no119:Learned another language?what language is there besides Russian?120:Wore make up?no121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?no122:Had oral sex?no123:Dyed my hair?no124:Voted in a presidential election?are you suggesting democracy, and therefore capitalism? Smh125:Rode in an ambulance?no ambulances 126:Had a surgery?no 127:Met someone famous?Lenin 128:Stalked someone on a social network?Socialist Networks?129:Peed outside?no130:Been fishing?The fish belong to the state now131:Helped with charity?Charity is communist132:Been rejected by a crush?N133:Broken a mirror?No134:What do I want for birthday?no more captalism pls135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?several and his name shall beComrade Marx McLenin-Trotsky Stalin de Cruz136:Was I named after anyone?No137:Do I like my handwriting?hey138:What was my favorite toy as a child?my trusty hammer and Sickle139:Favorite TV Show?the show where the communists win (like they did)140:Where do I want to live when older?Moscow141:Play any musical instrument?the instruments belong to the state142:One of my scars, how did I get it?I engraved the Hammer and Sickle on my right hand to show them capitalist pigs143:Favorite pizza topping?only pizza here is red144:Am I afraid of the dark?Stalin’s light evaporates the dark145:Am I afraid of heights?lol146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?that would mean death sentence, so no147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?No148:What I’m really bad at.I am bad at capitalizing 149:What my greatest achievements are.Seizing the most means yet150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.‘Communism doesn't work buttface” (they were publically executed later that day)151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.Redistribution 152:What do I like about myself?Communism 153:My closest Tumblr friend.@the-real-ted-cruz154:Something I fantasies about.interstellar communism155:Any question you’d likeYes

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Thanks for requesting! Hope you like!

10. “Trust me, I wish we werehaving sex instead.”

“It’s creepy.”

“It’s…innovative.”

“No, Betty, it’s creepy;utterly and overwhelmingly chill rising.”

Gripping the glass of soda tighterinside his hand, Jughead moved an inch further behind Betty’s shoulder, herlose blonde curls ticking the tip of his nose as he rested a palm at the smallof her waist. They were firing hushed whispers back and forth all this timethat they were sulking by the rich red and mahogany decorated buffet table, examining the scene of female gushing and gibberish baby coos in front of them.

“Explain to me one more timehow your mom agreed on this birthday fiesta taking place in hell?” Jughead raised botheyebrows, eyeing his girlfriend’s profile, illuminated by the huge chandelierat the center of the gothic living area, now decorated with dark blue and bloody red ribbons.

“Polly wants the twins to havea normal childhood.” Betty quoted her sister for the hundredth time. “Thisincludes them getting to know all their grandparents; at least the ones thatare left and the ones that are not cold-blooded killers.” It had been a year and ahalf since the Jason Blossom case had been solved and even though everyone wasstill grieving, the twins’ birth had been a silver lightening mist thedarkness of it all.

“Having their first birthdayparty at Thornhill is highly beyond normal, if you ask me.” He returned insarcasm behind her, as always.

“When Cheryl puts something inmind, she rarely gives up.” Betty reminded him, shrugging a shoulder.

From her spot on the carpet,holding little Lizzie up, Poly announced that it was time for presents, makingall the guests around murmur in excitement. The new mother grabbed Betty’s andJughead’s first and smiled to the couple, the two teens sending a genuine grinback.

“When can we go?” Jughead’smurmured through his smiley teeth.

“Are you not having fun?” hisgirlfriend teased in fake disbelief, sending him an amused glare over hershoulder.

“Oh, as enjoyable as it iswatching two oblivious looking babies being tossed around while that great-grandmother from Hades is practicing witchcraft in the shadows,” Jugheadfrowned, sending a glance at nana Rose that was sitting by the fireplace “I’mreally ready to flee at any moment now.” He nodded in uneasiness, taking a sipfrom his drink and gulping loudly.

“That bad?” Betty bit her lipnot to laugh.

“Trust me, I wish we were having sex instead.” He threw in totalapathy.

“Wow…” Betty dragged the word.“The horror, indeed…” she teased him more at the luck of enthusiasm in histone regarding their love life.

He just shrugged, teasingsmirk dancing on his chapped lips.

“So what do you say?” hebrushed his chest against her back, the hand that was creeping on her waist,moving a little further down to play with the hem of her skirt on her hipbone. “Me,you, the backseat of the truck?” he proposed deliciously against her ear, smirkingwhen feeling her shiver lightly at his words and biting her lip.

“Jughead!” Alice Cooper’simposing voice made the couple jump and Jughead lash backwards a few feetaway from Betty in fear. “Come take some pictures of the moment.”

“Why did I agree on this?” hehissed in a groan and grabbed his professional camera from beside him on thetable, a birthday gift from his father that he quite enjoyed lately. Apart from beingBetty’s official boyfriend, he was responsible for capturing in film thatsickening lovely family gathering.

Betty laughed, giving him ashort but sweet peck on the lips. “You love me that’s why.” She beamed up athim and he just rolled his eyes, a blush coloring his cheeks and an equal happysmile tugging his lips upward. “Stop brooding; I promise you’ll have me nakedin that truck by the end of the night.” She winked and he snapped a pictureof her, while walking cockily to her family in front of them, sending her a slysmile full of promises before doing a character one-eighty in a blink, dropping to his knees and pulling faces to the birthday babies, appearing like he was the most mother-approved boyfriend material. If only they knew, Betty smirked foxily against her glass, feeling a blush creeping at her cheeks.

16. “Please, don’t wear those jeans.”

“I thought women took longerto get ready.” Betty formed a teasing smile, plopping on the twin-sized bed onJughead’s old bedroom back at his dad’s trailer.

“Thank God our relationshipisn’t based on ridiculous gender roles then, little miss proud suffragette.” Heshouted from the bathroom in his own teasing tone of voice.

Betty rolled her eyes. “Whatis taking you so long anyway?”

“I couldn’t decide amongst mywide range of ‘smart casual’ options of attire.” His snarky voice travelledthrough the small hall, earning a laugh from Betty and FP that was enjoying afootball match in the living room.

“Ronnie just set thatetiquette to help us. It’s just a normal Friday night out at Pop’s but with her friendsfrom New York, no big deal.” She statedwhile scanning the book Jughead had left open against his covers.

“Whatever. I’m ready to getthis over with.” He admitted with a sigh, lazy and squeaky footsteps bringinghim at the threshold of his bedroom.

“Finally.” Betty groanedplayfully, rolling over to get off the bed but stopping when looking at hisoutfit. “Oh no!” she formed a horrified expression. “Please, don’t wear those jeans.”

Upon seeing her reaction,Jughead’s face dropped. “Why not?”

“Just don’t.” Betty offeredvaguely. “We still have time for you to go change.”

“Um, that’s my only cleanpair?” he replied sheepishly. “Plus, I don’t see the deal breaker here.” Risinghis eyebrows in confusion, he buried his hands in the front pockets of thejeans in question.

“Maybe it’s the fact that youhave them since sophomore year?” she offered back with a cute grimace.

“So what?” Jughead continuedbeing clueless.

“So everything!” hisgirlfriend replied in exaggeration. “Juggie, they are too small.” She bit herlip not to laugh.

“No, they are fine.” He refusedwith a firm shake of his head.

“I’ve mended that back pocketmore times than I can remember.” She replied cleverly. “Plus, don’t get mestarted about how worn out they look.”

Jughead’s mouth opened inshock. “You don’t like my clothes?”

Betty rushed to correct him. “Idon’t like those jeans.” She nodded in confirmation. “I hate them, to behonest.” Her statement earned an offended gasp from the boy across her.

“I was wearing those jeanswhen I first kissed you.” He admitted in a small voice, examining the jeans andrunning a palm at the side of his thigh in thought. “I can’t just throw themaway.” He spat incredulously.

Betty smiled, standing up andwalking to him. “Well, as sweet as this is,” she took his face in her palms,caressing his cheeks lovingly “I promise you, you can still kiss me all youwant with a new pair of those.” She bopped her nose against his, Jugheadbouncing his head back to look at her concerned.

“Are they really that bad?” hefrowned defeated.

Betty tilted her head inthought, amusement painted on her pretty face. “Let’s just say that they’ll look better on JB at this point.”

“Geez, thanks a lot, babe.”Jughead sent her a side glance filled with offence.

“You’re welcome.” She laughed.“Now go get changed; put on those nice black ones you got.” She suggested witha smile and a caress to the end of his hair on the back of his neck.

He thought for a second beforeagreeing with a sigh. “What about my shirt?” he wondered, fisting the material ofhis flannel and looking at her with clueless boyish eyes.

“Oh, the shirt looks damn fine.” Betty colored the word withgirly appreciation before leaning in to whisper against his lips. “So fine thatmaybe I’ll get to take that off later tonight.”

24. “The skirt is short on purpose.”

“You should come pick me up fromcheerleading practice more often.” Betty sighed against Jughead’s lips, fingersgripping the lapels of his denim jacket tighter and angling her head to deepentheir kiss. They were at the school parking lot inside FP’s truck, making outfor what seemed like hours now, relishing in the feeling that there were nomore killers threatening the calm of their small town.

“And you should wear thisuniform more often, period.” Jughead replied in a husky voice, his palm drawingentire maps at the extent of her long legs that were bare and sprawled over hislap, loving how smooth and shapely they felt under his wandering hand.

The girl giggled against his openedmouth, sliding even closer to his muscular chest. “I thought sensitive andtortured artists like you didn’t give a damn about silly stereotypical malefantasies.” She teased him, running a palm down the front of his S t-shirt.

Jughead tugged her lower lipbetween his teeth, groaning a little under her touch. “Some things areconsidered classic for a reason. And I’m not an alien; the fact that I don’tdrool like a jackass Bulldog over every scantily clad cheerleader doesn’t meanthat I don’t have dreams about mine.” He breathed deeply while attacking heragain, his bony fingers reaching the hem of her blue and gold skirt, as histongue kept twirling sensually against hers making Betty whine and mewl inexcitement. They had started testing the waters and exploring each other withevery chance they had, experiencing the fire of this new world of intimacy andleaving each other breathless and begging for more every time they were alonein the darkness of her room or the small space of his father’s truck.

“What kind of dreams do youhave about me, Juggie?” she whispered, fingers caressing down his jawline andhooded eyes connecting with his hazy ones.

“You don’t even wanna know.”He replied in the same tone, stealing a glance of her legs and licking his lipsinvoluntarily.

“Maybe I do.” She went onsensually, dropping some kisses against his neck that made him start pantingand throw his head back against the glass in pleasure, bony fingers slidingagainst the hair at the back of her scalp as her teeth started gettingdemanding and bruising. “Tell me.” He felt her breathing against his irritatedskin and he shivered, the fingers of his other hand gripping the side of herthigh.

“It’s mostly about you in that tinyskirt.” He choked on his words, eyes darting down to catch a glimpse of herexpression and decide whether or not to continue. Upon seeing her green orbsdilated with desire and her lips bee-stung and dark red from his kisses, hewent on in a raspy, sexy voice. “And nothing more.”

He watched her bit her lip,bringing a thump to free it before caressing the abused skin, making her lipspart in wonder, the action making his mind go spiraling in dark imaginativeplaces. “You know, the skirt is short onpurpose.” She teased in a low whisper, taking his hand that was resting onher thigh in hers and guiding it further under her skirt, the pads of hisfingers touching the lace of her tiny panties and making his Adam’s apple bopat the nervous excitement that was building up at the tip of his stomach. “Menot wearing the uniform’s boy shorts? Again, on purpose.” She leaned to whisper in his ear before licking hisearlobe and moaning slightly as the feeling of his fingers traveling up to thewaistline of her underwear.

His own lips went to herear and ghosted for a minute there before starting a sinful dance incoordination with his fingers. “I’m gonna dream about you again tonight. Butfirst, I’m gonna show you what my dream will be about.”

46. “Babe, I need you to stop kissing me and letme do my jo-OH my God!”

“Juggie, are you done with thechapter?” Betty’s voice travelled down the hallway of their apartment beforeher bare feet brought her to her husband’s study, her five month pregnant bellymaking an appearance at the door seconds before her.

Barely looking up and sendingher a tiny smile, Jughead’s typing fingers never stopped their marathon on thekeys of his laptop. “In a minute.” He murmured, drowned in his world ofingenious plots and murder mysteries.

“I want you to come cuddlewith me.” She pouted ever so lightly, one of Jughead’s flannels dancing justbelow her behind with every step she took towards him on the desk. She roundedhis chair and laced her arms around his neck from behind, making him huff achuckle at how more demanding she had gotten during those five months.

“Go lay down, stardust. Ipromise you, I’ll be next to you right away.” He kissed the back of her palm lovinglybefore going back to typing.

“You’ve been inside this roomall day now. And I’ve missed you. Bad.”She colored the word with a tiny moan, leaning to scatter light kisses againsthis cheek, ear, neck, her palms caressing the front of his chest over his greyt-shirt. Pregnant hormones and all, she wanted him 24/7 in every and eachsituation they were in.

“You are distracting me andthis is going to take me longer to finish.” He pointed out in his usual smartassvoice, his eyes fluttering a tad at the sensation of her soft lips against hisskin.

“Juggie, when was the lasttime we had fun in this room?” a deep sigh left her lips before they landed onthe sensitive spot behind his ear, nibbling the skin there, as her hands creptunder the hem of his t-shirt, fingers brushing over his collarbones and diggingat the top of his bare chest, making him shiver.

Her husband could feel hiseyes roll inside his skull at her words and the images of them multiple timeson top of that very desk, his office chair, the couch next to the door, against the door. Blinking a few timesto regain sanity, he brushed his fingertips over her forearm to stop her fromcontinuing. “Babe, I need you to stopkissing me and let me do my jo-OH my God!” his husky words of sexual hazeand warning turned louder in alarm as he left something poking his side frombehind. “Were you seriously going to try tickling me right now?” he threw heran incredulous side glance over his shoulder.

“I was not—” she paused indisbelief herself “did you feel that too?” she loosened her hold of him,standing a little more straight up, lips pushed together in thought.

“Yeah, I did…” he turnedaround in his chair to face her, eyes scanning her in concern upon seeing herdrop her hands to rub the sides of her round stomach. “Is everything alright?”he lashed forward to place a palm against one of hers.

“I think maybe-OH!” Betty’swords cut midsentence as she jumped, palms going to the center of her bellywhere she felt the force of a fierce kick, green eyes round and in the verge oftears upon looking down at her husband in glee.

“Is he…?” following her palms,Jughead tried to utter the words but the confirmation of another kick stoppedhim as he watched in bewilderment the plaid material of his shirt stretch underhis slayed fingers.

“Our son is kicking, Juggie.”Betty confirmed his own thoughts in a high pitched sob, happy tears streamingdown her glowing face, before taking her husband’s hand in hers and guidingit against her skin to the place their son was communicating with them forthe first time. “You are asking for daddy’s attention too, aren’t you, lovebug,huh?” she laughed despite her salty tears, biting her lip to prevent her facefrom breaking from immense love and joy upon seeing Jughead teared up too,leaning to place a fierce and loving kiss against her belly.

“Hey there, little man, I’myour daddy… And you will always have my devoted love and attention, no need toworry about that…”

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fuqt · 6 years ago

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Thumpasaurus at The Teragram Ballroom

Have you ever found out about a band and 2 days later you were at their show and everything you wanted a band to be was performing right there in front of your lil' mystified peepers? Oh, you have? Well me too, man. Me... Fucking... Too. I found out about The Thumpasaurus through an email just days before and it was love at first sight. The funk that permeated from this album, "The Book of Thump," was like an aged Camembert cheese left out on the counter, so, once you cut into that layer of stanky, funky, goodness, the cheesy goo just oozed right on out. I'm never impressed with music that is simply good. I'm always preaching the importance of the show. The pageantry of it all. Thumpasaurus doesn't just show up to the dance, they win the tiara, get a bucket of pigs blood dumped on them, and then proceed to kill everyone at the dance with their Telekinesis rage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M137mZI3rLE "Mental Karate" Directed by Jocelyn Cooper Yes! They are very deserving of a "Carrie" reference and comparison. Now, there wasn't any animals blood, and maybe that should be incorporated next time. I lean towards yes, but honestly there is little if anything I would change about this bands music or live show. The show was like what I imagine it's like to be a 7 year old at a birthday party with a huge bouncy castle, filled with Aliens, Mark Zuckerberg faced saxophone players, and hopped up on cake and youth. It was a wild trip packed with dancing, moshing, and a couple of fans doing their Rhythmic gymnastics floor routines. Seriously, the routines were a bit formulaic, but still, not bad. (Please google "Rhythmic gymnastics - The Worst Mistakes"). Plus these guys have real top notch taste. You have to print a huge backdrop that immortalizes J-Law's disembodied smiling head as she wears disembodied Brady Cooper heads as earrings. While were on this subject. J-Law. Wake up, the guys are offering you the gig of a life time. Be their queen and never have to worry about this silly acting job ever again. Go with the sure thing, girl. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjc_xnjZiy8 Queen JLAW in "You Are So Pretty" Directed by Thumpasaurus I guess If all the above sounds like fun, then, Thumpasaurus is for you. I did find it very funny that the bands lead singer, Lucas, had to warn the audience to not be a bunch of lil' bitches (I'm paraphrasing) ahead of their anthem, "Evil." They seriously had to tell an audience that a previous group of people walked out because of the pure demonic quality of their most savage track. People have to enjoy the trip and understand that the trip could also get scary. Go with the flow and expect the unexpected. That's why I've been playing the shit out of this album. Shit that sonically bounces in several different themed bouncy houses, but, somehow all fits in at the same birthday party in the same backyard. What can I say, I go to a lot of birthday parties. My kid is 7.

In talking back and fourth a little with the instagrams' page, (which I think might be Mr. Was) I'm told that new music might be near. I hope he, or they, are not fucking with me. It might contain even harder music than we are used to. This would be awesome. Whatever these guys make, I'll be happy to check it out. As a matter of fact, the Thumpalicous Thumpasaurus dudes just released a Rock Opera and the accompanying video has a shit ton of the young Scientology heart throb, (and I wanna emphasize, "THROB") Johnny Travolta slathered all over it. (Side not: Johnny T-Volt is going be starring in a new Fred Durst directed horror movie entitled "Moose," due out this year.). (And as a side, side, note: Limp Bizkit has a 3 dollar show this Tuesday March 5th. Let's riot with chainsaws.)

Anyways, I recommend this band, Thumpasaurus, to every man, women and child. I have successfully got the P.E. teacher to play the track "Alien" during the school morning exercise warm-up. "VICTORY!" Google these interesting boys and go buy their album, "The Book of Thump" and whatever else their future cult is selling. P.S. L.A. bands unite! Play a show with my homies, "The Manx." I'll set it up when you guys get back from tour. Oh yeah! P.S.S. Thumpasaurus is currently on their 1st North American tour and they wanna see your asses at their ever-evolving show! For more pictures, reviews, behind the scenes weirdness, follow @fuqt_ and @betahal9000 on instagram and check out fuqt.com

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okreadyscenarios · 8 years ago

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Astro Ships: literal-ktrash

Hi Hi Nessa~. I'm not good at this but here I go~ hehehe. For ship request: I would say I'm an optimistic person, but if I'm in a bad mood I'm more of a realist. I enjoy all subjects, but my favorites are astronomy, physics, and anything having to do with writing/english. I'm a perfectionist with body-image issues (regarding myself) and am a bit too judgmental/critical of myself. I cry both when I'm sad and frustrated, and I'm a ball of emotions. I love cringey humor and puns, and I laugh a lot!

I wouldn't say I have a hard time making friends when I try, I just get lost in my own head when I'm in public and don't really approach people. I can't go anywhere without music, it's my lifeline (I basically only listen to KPop nowadays, but I used to listen to Pop and Hard Rock).

I really want to be an international english teacher, because I love learning other languages and understanding other cultures, and I believe english is the language that binds people around the world since it's used for business and the like~, so I believe it's important to learn at least some. I also love writing and have a love for poetry and novels - my dream is to write a poetry book in at least 3 languages one day.

I think anything is possible (even aliens! our universe is so big! how could they not be real?) and encourage people to dreams with all their hearts, so they can give their life their all! I care deeply for my friends and constantly worry about them, and I'm usually the "mom friend". I've been through depression and have relapses every now and then.

I know it sounds weird, but I can sense ghosts (O.O) - which is why I'm nervous around hospitals, I get all freaked out, my head hurts and my chest feels heavy when I'm in one. I'm also afraid of driving (which I'm working through now!). I believe people have lived many lives, that our souls get another chance to live if our past lives have been short or have been taken away from us too soon. I'm afraid of never finding love and ending up alone in my old age.

I also think everyone has soulmates - family, friends, and lovers, the people in your life are around you for a reason~ and maybe they've known you in another life! I'm a huge LGBTQ+ supporter. I'm not very religious, but I believe the only way to find god is through all religions - having the ability to see the world through as many people's eyes as possible, and understand those around us.

I think everyone deserves respect, from your grandmother to the local drug addict in jail, we're all just humans trying to figure out how to live ^-^. I love all animals (I actually spent like 10 minutes yesterday holding a lizard and calling him "friend"😂), but my favorites are dogs, cats, and horses. I've been a horseback rider for about 7 years and never get tired of it. I tried every sport under the sun in middle school, but never got the hang of basketball (I'm too short 0w0).

I used to get hit with the ball in soccer and volleyball, so I'm a bit scared of sports balls now. I'd rather be called cute/adorable than hot/sexy any day, and I melt when people give me pet names~. I want to learn to sing, dance, kick box, and pole dance (interesting combo, right?). I couldn't tell you what my favorite color is, I don't like discriminating against other colors (kekeke).

I also can't pin a favorite ice cream flavor, but I think eating ice cream with company makes it taste better (goes for any food honestly!). I want to travel a lot when I get older, taking pictures of scenery and cultures. I ADORE nature, and would choose the mountains over the beach any day! I love winter and I'm not a huge fan of the sun/heat. I'm a huge mommy's girl, she's my best friend and I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her~.

I blush easy and have never been in a relationship/on a date (^////^) so I'm quite innocent. My spirit animal is Stitch (since my birthday is 6/26 and he is Experiment 626!!) and I also just really love Stitch! I don't think I have an ideal type, but I want someone funny, who loves me for me ^^. Sorry if this was all over the place! I tried my best *hides my face* (I would like to apologize for how long this was~ hehehe ^\\\^)

((It’s quite alright, dear! ^u^ I tried to use as much info from your request as I could, but I was worried to make it too long;; I hope this is alright! <3))

I ship you with JinJin! <3

Explanation + Fluff:

OKAY LISTEN I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING;;

BUT IT’S NOT JUST BC HE’S YOUR BIAS >o<;;

you guys are just rly good at picking compatible biases??

but honestly JinJin’s perfect for you <3

he reminds you not to be so hard on yourself

and to love yourself, you know~?

you love him unconditionally and he does the same for you~

you two are a good balance for each other

bc JinJin’s rly optimistic too

but sometimes it can blind him a lil bit?

so you help him remember to see things realistically

and he helps you remember to look on the bright side of things

idk it’s just super cute~~ <33

the way you two actually meet is adorable

JinJin really wants to improve his English

since he’s the leader and he wants to be able to communicate with Aroha better and everything

so someone at fantagio hires you

and you’re like YES now I can teach English in Korea this is so cool omg

but PLOT TWIST

you’re teaching English to the members of Astro :D

OH BOy;;

everything’s going great~

but in your sessions with them JinJin just seems to not be getting it?

so you pull him aside after the lesson and ask him if he’s having trouble with anything

and he’s like no no it’s fine

and you don’t believe him for a second bc he’s acting rly weird

and then he just kind of blurts out

“do you wanna go out sometime?”

and you’re like O///O

and he’s like >///>

he starts rambling about how he kept daydreaming in class about going out with you and if you two actually go on a date then maybe he can concentrate

and you cut him off with a small “sure”

and he’s like “... uh, great!”

so he takes you out to a cafe

and you two have coffee and talk about life

and as you talk he just slowly falls for you even more

he thinks your views on life are really beautiful

after a while he offers to walk you home

and you let him

and it’s kind of silent as you’re walking

and then once you get to your place

he says to you (in English) “can we do this again?”

and you’re so surprised

like he said it so fluently

you’re like (in English) “of course we can”

and he smiles and kisses your cheek

and he’s like (in English) “see you tomorrow~”

aaaaand from that day on he does much better in lessons...

and you two kind of have a thing~ <3

alright now time for other cute stufffffff

ok but his sense of humor is right up your alley

like he will absolutely text you puns throughout the day

and cheesy pick-up lines

but he’s actually surprised that you seem to love it?

and text them back??

like i think in that moment he realizes you’re “the one”

he’s also super duper supportive of your writing

like he always says that someday he can’t wait to tell people he knew you before you were a bestselling author <3

don’t think this man won’t buy you a Stitch onesie bc he 100% will;;

or if not a onesie, then he’ll totally get you and himself matching Stitch key chains <3

and sometimes he’ll try and do aegyo by imitating Stitch...

it usually doesn’t go well;;;;

but you find it cute regardless~

bc everything he does is cute lbrh

will oftentimes ask to share earbuds with you

bc it lowkey makes him feel like you’re sharing a part of your mind with each other, you know?

he finds that to be a rly cool thing

and he loves your taste in music

whenever you're in public together he makes sure that you’re as comfortable as possible

whether it be talking to people for you, putting an arm around your waist or your shoulders, or taking a break somewhere secluded

your comfort and happiness is his no. 1 priority

he’s like your cuddly personal bodyguard <3

speaking of cuddly...

he loves wrapping you up in his arms

and resting his head on top of yours

kissing your forehead

he loves hugging you

and being the big spoon~

playing with your hair

and just spending time with you honestly <3

he’s always there to comfort you

whenever you’re sad or frustrated

he’s there with ice cream, hugs, and comfy sweaters~

I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT A HUG FROM ACTUAL TEDDY BEAR PARK JINWOO CAN CURE ANY SADNESS IN THE WORLD;;

he also loves it when you “mother” him

like telling him to bundle up or eat dinner

he rly needs a nurturing person like you in his life

and loves getting those reminders that you care~

STARGAZING DATES <3

just laying down together on a blanket spread on the grass

crickets chirping and owls hooting

pointing out different constellations

and you look over

and see him staring at you

so you’re like

“what?”

and he’s like

“nothing, you’re just so much more dazzling than the stars~”

and brushes your hair behind your ear

and you smack his arm and hide your face in his chest

bc HELLO?? >///<

but he just grins and hugs you

and even though it’s cheesy, you know he means it <3

he probably likes calling you silly things~~

like honey bun, cuddle muffin, ladybug, precious, sweet pea, etc...

he’s always told you that once he’s rich and famous, he’ll take you travelling anywhere you want to go

and eventually you do~

one of your destinations is Switzerland, and JinJin books a scenic tour of the Swiss Alps for you two

you two have been together for a while now

and he feels ready

so he bought a ring a few weeks ago

he’s been carrying it around since your world trip started, waiting for the right moment (and place) to do the thing

i’m sorry;; i just love travel proposals okay??? <3

and as you two hike along the trail, he looks over only to find that you’ve gone off the path

and are taking photos of this tiny cluster of purple flowers growing behind a small boulder

tucked away from the world

he comes over and admires your look of concentration while attempting to capture the small burst of beauty on the rocky trail

he thinks it’s just like you to find the good in an otherwise mundane setting

and he just smiles

and gets down on one knee right then and there

because he knows that he’s found his soulmate~ <333

This Astro Ship has the Nessa Seal of Approval ~ ☆

Ships now CLOSED <3

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wellthatwasterrifying · 6 years ago

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100 questions with 100 answers

One time in 2012 I answered all of these questions and I wanted to redo them because it felt fun to see what all had changed

http://wellthatwasterrifying.tumblr.com/post/24306127834/100-answers-to-100-questions

The old one. ^^^^

The new one vvvv

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Honestly I don’t use iTunes very much anymore. I use a lot of spotify but here’s iTunes

“Who’d have known”- Lilly Allen

“Forever” - Youngblood Hawke

“A Poetice Retelling Of An Unfortunate Seduction“ - Bright Eyes

“Shot of Love” - AC/DC

“Something in the Way You Are” Kimbra

This feels silly because I haven’t listened to most of these in years

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

I’ll keep it with Brendon Urie. /shrug

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“Like Gansey, he had studied the ley lines for years”

4) What do you think about most?

Lately I think a lot about the future and what I want from it. Are the choices now leading to the future I have imagined or will what I’ve imagined change drastically in the next few years? Are the decisions I’m making now good enough? Of course they are.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

Oh it’s much less academic than what I had in 2012, almost shamefully so.

“I can ask him tomorrow but we are good with pretty much anytime Friday”

6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?

I sleep with music on or without the TV backlight on.

7) What’s your strangest talent?

Honest to god I can’t think of one. But I think that speaks more to my lack of being able to think on the spot than my lack of a strange talent.

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

Girls are hurricanes; boys are sea shores.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yeah I have. Good times.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Probably the last time I answered this. LIE. It was when I was thinking of ideas for a bar.

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

I still don’t think I have anything that I’d call a phobia, but I’m not fond of speaking in front of large groups.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Most likely

13) What’s your religion?

I’m a Christian. Baptist. Southern Baptist. Only in the sense that I was raised that way, it doesn’t really impact my life or sway any decision that I make anymore. I don’t believe that there is some omnipotent being controlling or judging every decision we make.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Lately it has been studying because there’s a super nice little court yard area outside of the pharmacy building that I really enjoying sitting at

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

I prefer to be behind the camera. Forever behind the camera.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

I don’t have a specific favorite anymore. I’d still probably say Say Anything out of reflexive habit, but overall I don’t listen to any one particular artist anymore.

17) What was the last lie you told?

"It was only 3 scoops.“

18) Do you believe in karma?

Yeah. Yeah I do.

19) What does your URL mean?

There was one time my tumblr post started getting posted on my twitter account which my mom followed. So she sent me this text message about how my account must have been hacked because it was not a “teresa’s daughter” post. That was a terrifying moment.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

I’d say my greatest weakness is my inability to believe in myself sometimes, I put myself down instead of realizing that I am actually pretty amazing. My greatest strength though is realizing other peoples strengths and pushing them to utilize them to their greatest potential.

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

BREEENDON URIE [told you he would be back again][and again]

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

shhhhhhh

23) How do you vent your anger?

I don’t have a great way to vent my anger anymore. I used to write it down, but now I just internalize it until it bubbles over. Like I said not a great way. I’m working on changing it into “talking” about my feelings.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

A collection? Not unless the sheer amount of books I’m trying to amass is considered a collection. lmao I’m still collecting books.

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

I prefer talking on the phone

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

I am really happy with the person I’ve become. I do still have a lot of things to work on but it would be boring if I weren’t a work in progress.

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I haaaaaate the sound of Jenny doing flea bites. Drives me crazy. I love sleepy voice.

28) What’s your biggest "what if”?

What if I had realized I was holding onto the wrong thing sooner

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

It’s possible

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Both touched the arm of the chair. Because I’m in an arm chair.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

The smell of some vaguely gross carpet that is in the process of being fixed.

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

The farm my sister was on all those years ago. Still true.

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

East Coast, but I’ve never been on West Coast.

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

BRENDON URIE [and again]

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

I think the meaning of life is to find as many of the moments that make you feel like exploding from happiness, that bubble up from the inside and pour over.

36) Define Art.

Emotional outlet for those who can express themselves through a medium. Damn. I was smart in 2012. What happened!

37) Do you believe in luck?

A lot of where I am now feels like luck

38) What’s the weather like right now?

I wanna say overcast and maybe drizzling

39) What time is it?

11:02pm

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

I do drive and yes I’ve crashed. whoop whoop.

41) What was the last book you read?

The Raven King, again.

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Not very much but I do like the smell of it on someones clothes after they’ve been messing with a car or something.

43) Do you have any nicknames?

I do. The kids at work call me Aims and sadly the people at school call me Boose because I was trying to tell them my last name is said like rice but I shorted out and told them it sounds like juice. So I’m forever known as Boose.

44) What was the last movie you saw?

Venom

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

I accidently cut my hand on a pocket knife and had to receive stitches. I was only like 6 though, so that’s no big deal. Still the worst

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Are there people who haven’t done this? Like not having caught a firefly, sure, but a butterfly??

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

BOTW

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

Straight. Honestly probably Bi.

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Yeah but I can’t remember what it was anymore

50) Do you believe in magic?

Only in a young girls heart.

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Not intentionally. I seem to have gained some unhealthy habits from my parents and may have accidentally gained their ability to have a hard time letting things go. But not for everything. Right?????

52) What is your astrological sign?

Sagittarius! I’d hope this was the same, except there was that scare where they talked about adding another sign and that would have changed mine.

53) Do you save money or spend it?

Save it. Mostly.

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

It has been a few days since I’ve bought anything…gas?

55) Love or lust?

Sometimes I think lust would be more fun, but love is more worthwhile.

56) In a relationship?

yeeeeeees (but I want to know who I was dating in 2012??? Zach??? noooo Matt????)(was that you matt???)

57) How many relationships have you had?

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No. No I cannot.

59) Where were you yesterday?

I went to my parents for family day/jackson’s birthday.

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Gummy worms

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

yesh

62) What’s your favorite animal?

Dogs. I really think they might be my favorite. I feel so guilty not changing this to cats because blueberry is the light of my liiiiiife.

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I notice little things about them

64) Where is your best friend?

At her home.

65) Spit or swallow?(;

HA. Wouldn’t you like to know!

66) What is your heritage?

Dutch on my dads side and Irish on my moms. (supposedly)

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Laying in bed debating whether or not I should sleep.

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

[ ] Did I even type anything here in 2012?? I tried to copy and paste and now I’m thinking I was playing a trick on myself.

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

This is like the butterfly question. Hasn’t everyone?

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Sometimes, but I also know I’m a bit odd.

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

LMFAO. I wish you knew my boss now. I’d save the dog. Thomas can suck it.

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

A) I wouldn’t make it public but I would tell my core.

B) I’d spend as much time as I could with the people I love because that’s what this is about for me.

C) yes

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Trust.

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Stonewallin’ by Jane Decker(?)

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

2259. This wasn’t true in 2012. What was I doing???

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

I think it’s communication and trust. Knowing that they’re there for you and vice versa.

77) How can I win your heart?

Listen to what I have to say

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Depends on how insane you are

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

To go after what I want and not look back. I will climb this damn mountain.

80) What size shoes do you wear?

8.5 I think…

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

“She was…”----this is actually still fine because right now all i can think is “She tried...”

82) What is your favorite word?

incorrigible

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

felt

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

This is true. Awwwww man. 6 years later and I still say this a lot. How do people put up with that?!

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

Them Dirty Bones - Mike Waters

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

Red!

87) What is your current desktop picture?

Hipster shit.

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

There isn’t anyone I would kill…

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Why

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

SCREAM my head off. Or panic and have a heart attack.

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Teleportation without having to have visited the place before.

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

That one.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

blogger. or that one time in the parking lot at UGA where I felt like the world was falling apart again.

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

BRENDON URIE [again again]

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Iceland

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

Yes

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

No, but I almost did once instead I threw up in a CVS parking lot which felt fitting

98) Ever been on a plane?

YES

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

get a grip

100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

sheissuffering

Cooncomic

thatoneismine

burgertv

done

I don’t know. I’d say I only have two favorites

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Astro Ships: Queen of Disaster ♡♡♡♡

Hi Nessa! Here's my "About me"! My favorite animal is tiger since that is the year I was born~ I BELIEVE IN ALIENS (*cough* BTS's TAEHYUNG). Someone I would talk to is legit ASTRO's Jinjin; he seems very wise and gives off this big brother vibe that makes me feel very comfortable with him. Don't have any fav TV shows since I don't watch TV that often and fangirl instead >:P The funny stories about me are very embarasssing so I won't tell them xD

Hobbies: dancing, singing, calligraphy, painting, eating, cooking, and fangirling ;) I want to change the world by my one true passion: dance; I want to leave my mark on the world by opening a dance studio in Korea and become well-known! I want to chance the world through dance and show that anyone can do it if they just put their heart and soul into it! I LOVE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM (and yes I do love ice cream xD)!

My dreams in life are to move to Korea, join a dance studio, become a background dancer for a K-Pop lable, maybe later on become a chorographer, and make my own studio in Korea! My aesthetics are pale colors, holographic things, the prisims that when you shine the light through it it breaks up the light into the spectrum of colors, and (of course) ASTRO~ I'm superstitious :P I'm kinda senstitive to... the other side (if you catch me) so yeah, I believe in those!

Talents? Hm, dancing? I'm not very good, but I love doing it! Another talent is calligraphy! Not very good at it, but my friends have said it's nice! An actual description from my best friend who is like a sister to me: "You're loyal and trustworthy and funny". Dogs! I loveeeee dogs! My favorite breed is a Corgi! The most important qualities is trust, loyalty, and comedic! Oh~ I listen to all diffrent genres of music, of course K-Pop being the main one!

The secret of life: happinness. I'm very shy to acutally make friends so if you come up to me and keep talking to me, I'll have the courage to go up to you and develop a friendship! I'm a very complicated person~ I'm adventurous, yet I'm cautious. I'm a risk taker, yet I don't like taking risks! It's weird, I know!

I ship you with Moonbin! <3

Explanation + Fluff:

okay it’s not JUST bc he’s your bias!! >o<

but you two actually work so well together??

I was srsly debating on this

bc at first I thought you and Sanha would be good together

(I had an aesthetic board made up and everything;;)

and in my head it made sense at the time

but then when I tried to write it down

I realized that you and Bin are much more compatible <3

like you’re both risk-takers and adventurous by nature

but you know when to hold back

and Bin knows when to push

so you make a pretty good team~

hear me out on this...

how you two meet is actually pretty funny~

initally JinJin is the first to make friends with you

and he thinks you’re the bees knees

but he also sees the way Bin looks at you~

so Jinwoo decides to play matchmaker

a terrible decision, really;;

but like it’s painfully obvious that he’s setting you two up;;

like he prob texted both of you that there was ice cream in the practice room and to come get some before it’s all gone~

so you two show up like

where’s the ice cream??

why is no one else here???

and then JinJin locks the door from the outside

“they’ll thank me later~”

this boy smh;;;;

so you two are just awkwardly standing there

and Bin knows what just went down

but like

what can he do about it??

so he just asks you the first thing that pops in his head (since you’re in the practice room...)

“do you like to dance?”

and your eyes light up and you smile and tell him about your dream to open your own dance studio someday

and he just kind of~ <333

bc he’s like so awestruck and inspired by you

like wow you have a rly beautiful dream~~

so you guys hit it off and end up talking about other stuff

like singing and painting and food...

and then he asks if you want to go get ice cream with him once you two get out of here

not like a DATE or anything;;;

you know just to make up for JinJin’s ice cream betrayal

and once JinJin comes to check on you two, you do~ <3

you both end up sharing a zebra ice cream sundae

(you eat the chocolate scoop, he eats the vanilla)

and the rest is history~

i’m taking up too much of this with scenariooooo

apologies;;

I can totally see you two dancing together

since you’re both such excellent dancers~~

being a romantic,

Bin will always want to learn couple dances with you

like tango, waltz, you name it

rly he just likes holding you close <333

he will 9000% adopt a Corgi puppy and name it after you~

not like your name-name

but like he’d call it Angel or Dancing Queen or smth just as corny;;

he loves your calligraphy

like he thinks it’s so cool that you can make pretty things appear on paper??

like swoosh swoosh beautifuuuul

how???

you’re like the coolest person ever~

one time, for his birthday, he asks you to make him a piece of calligraphy for him

so you do this intricate desgin

where it’s like his name really big

but then in the little spaces between the letters

you write little words that describe him

like “sweet”, “puppycat”, “silly”, “thoughtful”

he LOVES it

he hangs it up in his room <3

and everytime he sees it he smiles that cute lil eyesmile of his

he loves wrapping you up in his arms and just hugging you~

possible ship names: BinAna (my personal fave, sounds like banana hehe), LiaBin, MoonNa, LiaMoon

has matching cat onesies with you

(yours is a tiger, his is a tuxedo cat~)

seriously loves the way you smell <3

and seeing your face first thing in the morning is the highlight of his day

tbh

if the secret of life is happiness

then Moonbin’s pretty sure he’s already found it~ <3

This Astro Ship has the Nessa Seal of Approval ~ ☆

Ships open 1/29/17-2/4/17

#astro #astro scenarios #astro ships #Queen of Disaster ♡♡♡♡#hope you enjoy!#ugh but you're srsly the cutest~ <3 #i ship it so hard #i'm sry these are taking so long you guys ToT #i'll try and do better! <3 #nessa's up way too late on a school night #ahaha #moonbin

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