#happy birthday haz

[greeneyesfriedrice]

happy birthday haz (T, 1.1k)

by me_her_themoon / @dreamersdivin-headfirst

He looks at the time, just after ten in the morning. “We’ll eat, and then gifts, and then blowjob. Then some cuddles.” Louis smiles at Harry, who’s watching Louis softly and leaning against the counter. “Sound good?”

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[pureposer]

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It's his BirthDay so that means be nice to him

[ao3feed-larry]

happy birthday haz

by me_her_themoon

He looks at the time, just after ten in the morning. “We’ll eat, and then gifts, and then blowjob. Then some cuddles.” Louis smiles at Harry, who’s watching Louis softly and leaning against the counter. “Sound good?”

Words: 1157, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: allllriiighty, Established Relationship, Fluff, No Smut, no for real its like, Tooth rotting sweet, Husbands, Birthday, Birthday Fluff, Birthday Presents, Making Out, mention of blowjob, ummm - Freeform, yeah ok bye, Oh wait, Domestic Fluff, Canon Compliant

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/oYjyrCz

[wri0thesley]

also if u are a fellow uk person i will be at hyper japan con next weekend!! if u are there and u see me pls feel free to say hello, i will probably be in j-fashion spending too much in artist alley accompanied by my wife in their obnoxious pink wheelchair!!

[ellecdc]

i need more chef!sirius and mixologist!reader

I BEG

i love them so much i wanna cry they are so precious

I love them so much too!!

chef!sirius x mixologist!reader who meets Harry [792 words]

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5

CW: Sirius' reputation does precede him, but it apparently doesn't work

“Please, Uncle Pads!” You hear someone beg as you let the door to the restaurant fall closed behind you. “Yeah! Please?” Another voice echoed. 

“Absolutely not.” The unmistakably gruff voice of your favourite chef responded. 

“Dad said you used to be cool, Padfoot, whatever happened to that?” The first voice - one that apparently belonged to a messy haired kid with round glasses as he smirked up at Sirius - accused, and you couldn’t help the snort of laughter that escaped you at the threatening glare Sirius levelled the kid with effectively alerting your presence to the three individuals leaning against your bar. 

“Whoever said he was cool is a liar, we all know he’s actually a giant swat.” You taunted as you breezed past the trio, gently allowing your elbow to brush against Sirius’ arm as you dumped your belongings onto the shelf below the bar. 

“I’ve not heard that one before…” The lanky red-headed kid mused as he narrowed his eyes in thought. “I have heard rumours of him being a giant arseho-”

“That’s quite enough out of you, Weasley.” Sirius barked. 

“Weasley? Like-”

“Yes, like Charlie. Christ, there’s so many of them.” Sirius muttered as he rubbed harshly at his eyes. 

“What exactly are the two of you begging for?” You asked with a chuckle, forcing Sirius to lift his elbow off the bar so you could wipe it down. “Because in my experience, referring to someone as an arsehole doesn’t usually get me what I want.” 

The red-head - a Weasley - seemed to blanche at the realisation before turning his petrified face back to Sirius. “I- I didn’t call you an arsehole! I, well, you see, I was only saying-”

“Relax, mate; you’re turning green.” The messy haired kid laughed as he pat his friend roughly on the back. “We’ve only heard on good authority that you are a giant arsehole.”

“And yet you’re still here asking me for a job?” Sirius deadpanned. 

“Right.” The messy haired kid agreed with a goofy smile on his face. “The names Harry,” he continued, moving his attention to you and offering you his hand, “this is my best mate, Ron; who also happens to be Charlie’s brother.” 

You laughed as you let Harry’s hand drop, accepting a nervous smile and wave from Ron. “How old are you kids?”

“Fifteen!” They chorused proudly, causing Sirius to grumble. 

“It hardly counts, Haz; you only turned fifteen like 72 hours ago.”

“Oh! Happy belated birthday!” You offered, causing Sirius to groan again. 

“Well I had asked for a job 71 hours ago as my birthday present, but my godfather left me rather disappointed.” Harry lamented, offering you what you were certain was his best kicked puppy expression. 

You scoffed in disbelief as you levelled Sirius with a good natured glare. “Have you no heart, Padfoot?” 

“Yeah, Padfoot?” The boys chorused comically. 

“That’s chef.” Sirius barked, turning back to you in exasperation when you corrected yourself.

“Not you.” He corrected.

“What am I supposed to call you then?” You asked with faux innocence. 

“Oh you’ll be calling me something when I get my hands on you later tonight.” He grumbled under his breath, only loud enough for you to hear as Harry considered the two of you.  

“You know, Pads, I’ve heard romantic interests find it very attractive when you’re nice to your godson.”

Sirius simply raised an unimpressed eyebrow at his godson in response.

“What? It’s true!” Harry insisted.

“Is it?” Sirius drawled. “You know a lot about getting your romantic interests attention, do you? ‘Cause I’m quite sure Malfoy’s not spared you a glance all year.”

You watched as Harry scowled at Sirius and Ron let out a bark of laughter at his friends expense. 

“What’s the harm? I thought you were looking for more busboys?” You asked Sirius quietly then, feeling your stomach flip as his face softened as he turned to consider you.

“But they’re so annoying.” He whimpered, almost pathetic enough to believe that he didn’t actually love that about them.

“Perfect; that’s two more people to help you send Jeffery into an early retirement.” You whispered back, nudging him with your shoulder as he let out a desperate sound from the back of his throat.

“Fine.” Sirius said, though you could hardly hear it on account of the celebratory cheer from Harry and Ron.

“But,” Sirius continued severely, “you’ll both be reporting to Charlie.”

“What!?” Ron whined as Harry’s eyebrows disappeared into his hairline. “But he’s such a wanker!”

“Tough.” Sirius gruffed, standing from the stool he’d been leaning against and disappearing into the kitchen, though not before he gave your wrist an affectionate squeeze. 

“Blimey, he really is a giant arsehole.” Ron muttered.

That time you couldn’t hold in your laughter.

[w2soneshots]

Brother’s best mate -W2S

words: 0.8k+

warnings: smut, swearing, alcohol consumption.

summary: you and harry meet through your brother ethan. After a night spent with the side girls you crawl into bed with your favourite guernsey boy.

notes: I haven’t written anything like this in ages!🤭 hope you enjoy🔥🫶🏼

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y/username: spending time with my favourite people💞 (even if it's on a golf course😒😂)

Tagged: @faithloisak @behzingagram @wroetoshaw

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faithloisak: aw I love you

-> y/username: ❤️🫶

y/nfanpage21: she's so 🌼🧺☕️🧘‍♀️🥐 coded

user19470245: omg they went to golf together😭

user83271430: the pic of ethan and faith is adorable

Last year I moved to London to be closer to Ethan when Faith fell pregnant, to help her and to spend more time with the both of them. I also bought an apartment so I'm just a 20 minute drive from them. I finally met the sidemen at the gender reveal. I'd never actually been introduced to them before, which was weird because they are basically the reason Ethan has a career and they helped him so much a few years ago when he was in a really dark place. Me and Harry didn't immediately hit it off, don't get me wrong I thought he was attractive but he's also very awkward and was wary that I'm his best mates sister.

After almost five months of being friends with the group, going to little parties or just hanging out with them me and Harry kissed. I knew it was bound to happen since we had both quickly developed a large crush on each other but after it had happened we'd decided not to tell anyone (especially Ethan) before we knew we were actually good together. It took just one month before we were officially dating and decided it was the time to tell everyone. Of course we told Ethan first, he was shocked but (to our surprise) happy that his best mate and sister were dating. Everyone else was so excited.

We've now been together for 6 months and only told the fans recently. Today I'm going to dinner with: Talia, Faith and Freya for Talia's birthday. Harry had a more sidemen shoot today so wouldn't get home until six. I had a shower, dried and styled my hair, applied some makeup then chose an outfit. I was on my way out just as Harry arrived back. "Wow," He glanced down at my outfit before returning his attention to my face "you look beautiful." I smiled "thank you Haz, I'll be home by ten." "You better be, I can't wait to rip those clothes off."

I arrived outside of the restaurant, thanked the uber driver then spotted Talia getting out of another car. I quickly walked towards her "happy birthday!" We excitedly hugged each other. "Thank you! Freya's already inside." She beamed. "Ok. I think Faith's running a little bit late, let's just go inside." I replied. We headed into the fancy restaurant and were taken to our table where Freya already sat. When she spotted us she immediately leapt from her seat. She said happy birthday to Talia then we all sat down. Faith arrived a few minutes later and we ordered our drinks.

After eating our starters, mains and desserts me Freya and Faith split the bill (not before trying to convince Talia to let us treat her for her birthday). Thankfully I had only had two drinks so I was just a little tipsy. We left then ordered a taxi. Freya was dropped off first then Talia and I was third. I said goodbye to Faith then hopped out.

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y/username: my girl @taliamar 's birthday dinner with @freyanightingale and @faithloisak 🤍💫

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taliamar: I had the best night ily😘

-> y/username: ily

freyanightingale: 💓💓

y/nfanpage21: omg you look stunning!!

user91037494: I love that the side girls are actually friends irl it's so cute

When I got up to mine and Harry's apartment I unlocked the door, opened it, kicked my shoes off and dropped my bag. "Haz?!" I shouted through the apartment. I walked through into the bedroom, Harry sat waiting patiently for me "Hey." My mouth curved into a smile "hi." I jumped onto the bed next to him. "Have fun?" He asked. "Mhm" I hummed.

I turned to him and pecked his lips. The kiss deepened, he grabbed the back of my thighs and pulled me onto his lap. I reached my hands down to the belt wrapped around my waist, I pulled it off and threw it to the floor. I moved Harry's hands from the back of my thighs to my ass. He groaned into the kiss then rushed to pull the zipper down on my dress, then he pulled it off and over my head, leaving me in just my matching black lace bra and underwear set. Harry broke the kiss to look down at me "you're so fucking beautiful." He rasped. I pulled his shirt over his head, followed by his pyjama pants. While Harry unclipped my bra, allowing the straps to fall from my shoulders.

Within just a few minutes we were both completely naked. Harry flipped me onto my back. I whimpered as I rubbed my thighs together, desperate for any sort of friction. "Harry, please." I cried out. "What do you want baby? Use your words." "I need you to fuck me."

[maremartinelli]

I WANT ONE

Sírius Black X fem!reader

Summary: Y/n and Sirius spend time playing with Harry, making them want a baby too.

Words: 1K+

Warnings: Baby Harry, Sirius and Y/n married, baby cuteness and much more cute.

Author: Always saying that English is not my first language, there may be spelling or typing errors, I apologize. Second, I also want a baby with Sirius😭❤️

MASTERLIST

James and Lily, Sirius and Y/n got married at practically the same time. With 2 months difference from one ceremony to the next.

It is clear that the four were inseparable. Since the time at Hogwarts.

Of course, there were also the other best friends. But these rooms had an inexplicable connection. Lily with Y/n and James with Sirius.

And when little Harry was born, it was obvious that James and Lily couldn't leave out the Black couple to be Harry's godparents. They were your first choice on a list of people.

The Potter couple knew that if something ever happened to them, Sirius and Y/n would take care of Harry as if he were a son. Of course, it wouldn't replace their parents, but they would do everything to make Haz happy.

But nothing bad could happen to them.

It was an autumn Saturday night in London. Lily and James had invited the Black couple to have dinner at their house and chat while missing Harry.

Obviously the couple did not refuse.

Y/n was talking to Lily in the kitchen, while she was sitting on Harry's rug playing with him. As for Sirius, well, James had pulled his brother to see the work he had done by hand.

Lily said he used magic while she wasn't looking, but James denied it saying it was all done by hand.

"James has now got it into his head to be a carpenter. There's a lot of wood, nails and hammers behind the house" Lily says indignantly as she drains Harry's pasta in the pasta colander.

Y/n lets out a sincere laugh, while she had a toy cup in her hands.

"I hope he doesn't put any idea into my husband's head. In the apartment there's no way to even think about making a space to be a carpenter" Y/n comments, still looking at Harry, but saying it with Lily.

"Lucky you" Lily sighs, and then they both hear a crash coming from behind the house. "It's not even worth seeing what it is. James is probably trying to persuade his husband to become carpenters together"

"Get out. I'll leave Sirius living here with James and take you and Harry to the apartment" Y/n says and Lily lets out a happy laugh.

"I liked the idea"

Y/n smiles, and continues to play with Harry.

The little one and a half year old boy had his new set of cutlery and cups that his grandmother Euphemia had given him last week. The baby mumbled things that sometimes Y/n understood and just agreed. Thus, enjoying the invisible 'food' that Harry had made in the toy plastic cup.

"Shall we sing happy birthday to the teddy bear?" Harry says in his baby voice, making the two women almost melt with love.

Y/n straightens up and crosses her legs.

"Lets start!!"

"Happy Birthday to you... Woww!!" Harry starts, but skips to the end, shouting with joy and throwing his hands up.

Y/n laughs at her godson's pressure.

"Eeeh!! but are the congratulations over yet?"

Harry shakes his head and Lily looks at her laughing son and Y/n exchanges looks with her best friend.

"I want one of those" Y/n says pointing at Harry.

Lily laugh.

"Have it, it's really good" Lily says lovingly and Y/n looks at her godson again.

"Let's eat cake now" Harry says. "Hey, where's the cake?" He opens his fat little hands and looks at his godmother with his eyebrows raised.

"Where?"

Y/n looks around and then picks up a small book that was behind her.

"Here, I found a cake" she places it in front of Haz, pretending it is a birthday cake.

"No, godmother. This is a book" He puts his hand on his waist and carefully removes the book from the front.

"Wow godmother, this is the book" Lily jokes with Y/n while looking at the two.

"No, look!! This godmother doesn't even bring a cake" Y/n jokes, making them both laugh.

With that, Sirius and James enter the kitchen, finishing a conversation.

Seeing this, Black smiles seeing his wife sitting on the floor with her godson and approaches the two.

"Hey, guys. What's going on here?" He asks, sitting next to Y/n and crossing his legs like her.

"It's teddy bear's birthday, godfather Pads." Y/n looks at Sirius smiling and then looks at Harry again. Who pretended to cut a cake and put it on the plate. "Look, he's cutting a cake now"

The four adults look at the baby and smile at the cute gesture as he pretends to cut an imaginary cake.

"Here, Pads." Haz hands an invisible plate to Sirius and another to Y/n.

"Thank you, darling"

"You can eat" Harry says and Y/n with Sirius eat an imaginary piece.

"Wow, really good little one." Sirius says. "What does it taste like? So good that I can't identify it"

Y/n and Lily laughed.

"Ah yes, you couldn't identify it"

"Shii, I'll tell you it's chocolate and it's not" Black whispers and Y/n smiles.

"It's carrot cake with banana" Harry emphasizes the 'banana', making them hold back their laughter. "...with raisins"

Sirius pretends to spit the cake out of his mouth, making Harry laugh with joy.

"Haz dear, what are they giving you to eat here in your house? For you to say that this imaginary cake is carrot with banana AND RAISINS?!!!" Sirius says indignantly looking at Harry's parents.

James and Lily let out a laugh.

"Lily's thing..." Prongs says, hugging his wife to the side and smiling.

"I imagine" Black stands up, helping Y/n to her feet as well.

Harry continued in his little baby world saying 'carrot cake with banana and raisins', making Sirius and Y/n look at each other with love.

"I want one, Siri" Y/n says looking at her husband and pouting.

"Ah, me too" he rests his head on Y/n's shoulder. "If you want, I can give you one tonight"

"Shut up, you ruined the cute atmosphere"

Author: College is slowly killing me. But if you have any story ideas for Siri, leave them in my ask box!!!

[octuscle]

Hi, my friend got me the premium ultimate chronivac package for an early birthday present and it uhm well selected already mudclebound, bodybuilding dumb himbo hunk with reality changing and i would forever remember being that and not my old self..which it is stuck on for the change to happen on my birthday (26 oct) is there a way i can change it as cannot see how or am I going to be stuck forever like it when it happens please?

I am very I aint mean it but obviously da processing of this case haz gone down…. Well… Anyway… Happy birthday bruh! happy with da day so far? your boyfriend sucked your morning wood n swallowed every drop you shot off. Afta that he brought you uh protein shake in bed n you had uh wonderful n hard workout at da gym. You're getting congratulations all da time. Your pic of da little birthday cake you got at da gym already haz over 3k likes. You thank all your friends n followers with uh selfie. Subtext: "It's sicc 2 b a yr older agin. Ty fo' ur support and congrats".

you cud go take uh shower now… But what for? sucking your morning wood will hopefully not be da last orgasm of da day. N afta da next one you'll be sweaty again. N with uh little luck also cum-encrusted. Have fun, bruh!

Your pic found @chrisevansbf

[anticomedygarden]

magic

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“Cake!” Harry squealed from atop his high chair. 

Sirius grinned and tried to wipe a bit of the frosting Harry had flung at him off his face. “What’s the magic word?”

“Accio!” he shrieked, though it came out sounding more like a-sio. 

“Technically, he’s not wrong,” Remus said, sitting down next to them. “Accio is definitely a magic word.”

“But it’s not the magic word,” Sirius argued. “He’s got to learn-hey!” 

Remus blushed from where he was handing Harry another piece of cake. “It’s his birthday,” he said sheepishly. “He should get cake.”

Merlin, wasn’t that a statement. Sirius could hardly believe that Harry was already two. It seemed like just yesterday that James had called from St. Mungo’s with Lily that he had been born, and Sirius tried not to think that it should have been them here instead. 

He winced when another bit of cake hit him in the arm. “You’re supposed to eat it, Haz, not throw it,” Remus told the toddler. 

“Cake!”

“Yes, you’ve said that.”

Sirius smiled. Today was a happy day. 

-

word count: 177 @wolfstarmicrofic

[harryandmeghansussex]

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Haz, H, etc...

As the big 4-0 hits and the candles on the cake are plenty, I hope you feel nothing but contentment and pride.

Contentment in the family you've grown and life you have built, for the peace you have fought for. It may not have been easily come by and there may be wounds still healing, but it is yours and you've battled to protect, nurture and cherish it. I hope there is such contentment to be found in your home full of happiness and freedom, in your wife's relaxed smile, in your children's laughter.

And I hope there is pride. In the work you've done, in the lives you changed, in the impact your 40 years on this planet has had. Pride in the knowledge that the legacy is true, and yet the work continues. Pride in knowing that for you, the work doesn't stop, there is more to be done, the World needs to do better by not just your children, but all.

So yeah I wish nothing but contentment and pride. May this coming trip around the sun be another year of growth, of continued strength, of valuable work and of peace.

Happiest of birthday wishes to you 🎂

[photozoi]

It's that time again! The Birthday Eggs are back!

"So, mine uncles are getting old and this is a reason to celebrate with fancy looking eggs. Plus we haz to wear hats."

"Now they are going to sing songs. I just wants eggs. Why eggs for getting old? Why am I sitting so far from eggs? I am getting old just waiting so long. Why are there only two dishes for foods...?"

"Now the Uncle Brother wants to know where his Candle light is. Are you kidding me? I'm outta here."

"We thought the Bean Guy would never leave! More eggs for us! We are the Eight Years Guys! Many Happy Returns to Us!"

"Returns is right! I am returned and I want mine egg with NO fire on! I am an 8 months guy so I gets an egg too and I am also not wearing a hat. Eggs is not formal dining."

-His IMPerial Majesty, Ruler of ALL the Things, and Appreciator of Proper Party Decorum, wishes to announce that next years Festivities will be held as an adult only party and Egg Nabbers will be ... well... he'll think of something. (Guess whose egg got nabbed?)

The Imp, the Brother and Mr the Mung Bean- Silken Windhounds

[lumber]

"For da kid dat haz everythang"

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❤️🎂🎈🎁🎉🥳💕 Happy Birthday, #Superman. #AlanMoore #DaveGibbons #DCComics #WarrenKremer #RichieRich #HarveyComics #HarveyComicsClassics #HarveyClassics

[ao3feed-larry]

happy birthday haz

by me_her_themoon

He looks at the time, just after ten in the morning. “We’ll eat, and then gifts, and then blowjob. Then some cuddles.” Louis smiles at Harry, who’s watching Louis softly and leaning against the counter. “Sound good?”

Words: 1157, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: allllriiighty, Established Relationship, Fluff, No Smut, no for real its like, Tooth rotting sweet, Husbands, Birthday, Birthday Fluff, Birthday Presents, Making Out, mention of blowjob, ummm - Freeform, yeah ok bye, Oh wait, Domestic Fluff, Canon Compliant

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/FXD9Wcp

[skippyv20]

The Telegraph is reporting that Haz spoke to Charles by telephone on his birthday, and of course ILBW spoke too. But also Farchie and Lilibucks recorded a video of themselves singing Happy Birthday to their grandfather 'which must have delighted him'. Was it a puppet show?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I doubt such thing happened….as usual!

[lila-rae]

birthday from haz and tuwaine feel performative ? the same h&t who have been there for ten years ? I know many friends groups who post each other on insta stories and never been weird. What are you even chatting about ? Do you not have friends

I have a bunch of friends but we talk to each other. Me posting them or them posting me has zero correlation to our actual friendship. This isn’t fucking middle school MySpace.

The only people who get posts are my husband and children. And some others like my parents/siblings if it’s a milestone year.

All of social media is performative let’s be real. I tell my husband happy birthday at midnight each year, his birthday post, our anniversary posts, all performative because it’s done with the intent for others to view.

Your weird outrage also performative.

[frank-zhang-praetor]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK, LOVE YOU ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

- @hazel-the-jewel

Aww, Thanks Haz. I love you too. ♥️♥️