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Happily Single is holding out for the best and letting go of the rest. It’s saying “I will and I can” to YOURSELF before you say “I do” to someone else.
Mandy Hale, The Single Woman: Life, Love, and a Dash of Sass
#Mandy Hale#The Single Woman: Life#Love#and a Dash of Sass#quotelr#quotes#literature#lit#being-single#finding-yourself#happily-single#happiness#happy#holding-out-for-the-best#letting-go#loving-yourself#not-settling#positive-attitude#positive-thinking#self-worth#settling#single#single-life#single-woman#singleness#the-single-woman
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there is something absolutely hilarious about a Bruce who is somewhat new to Batman but entirely new to parenting being told he needs to "lead by example" by Alfred when it comes to Dick, and that somehow includes modeling eating vegetables at every dinner. except Bruce has been drinking fuck-ass protein-maxed smoothies for every meal for the last 1-2 years so he has to (awkwardly) eat his first piece of truly solid food in several months at the fancy dinner table, with Alfred serving everything, and with Dick sitting off to the side with wide eyes.
Bruce, delicately chewing on a single piece of broccoli he's speared to his fork: "Mhhhhm. See? Tasty, chum! Have some."
Dick: "You’re being weird."
Bruce, still chewing and trying desperately not to make a face: "What? Of course not. Alfred—"
Alfred, who knows Bruce will be paying for this later in the bathroom: "Perfectly normal, sir."
#yes yes i know with his cover identity he probably ate something else#but wouldn't it be hilarious if that single piece of broccoli truly was the first solid thing in a while#he can't even ask alfred to blend it up#there's no protein in it#but he is a Good Dad#he is Learning#and if he has to sit there and eat to model this then He Will#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#dick grayson#robin#bats and birds#bruce will puke up that singular butter-covered broccoli later#and happily go back for more the next day#because he is Trying#and if he isn't careful Dick will emulate him in all the wrong ways
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as promised, the spy x fam parody AU
I had some fun thinking about this like 2 years ago and only made a couple of sketches at the time.. but then I started cleaning them up last month and before I knew it, it spiraled out of control to become this monstrosity. I can't help it, as you can all tell by now, I love coming up with scenarios to get all my little guys interacting with each other
some details i didn't put in:
the Kudou parents are absent like in the show
whatever is happening on Haibara's end is probably super messed up but I haven't thought of any of the details
Akai gets fancy tech stuff, like the voice changer, from Agasa. Agasa comes to help babysit Conan sometimes and he gives him all his little gadgets. Akai hasn't said anything about it but figures he could use it considering the amount of crime he comes across
the facility shinichi was in is like in the original story, it exists to research esp to create super soldiers which is why he knows everything he knows
Conan regularly eavesdrops on Akai and Rei's top secret phone calls which is how he learns their real names. He can't help it, he has really good hearing
Conan and Subaru have different last names because Conan thinks "Okiya" is lame and wants to keep the one he made up on the spot. Their story is that when Subaru and Conan's mother (Edogawa Fumiyo) married, they both kept their own last names and Conan was given Edogawa when he was born. They've kept it this way to "remember Conan's dead mother"
#detective conan#edogawa conan#akai shuichi#furuya rei#okiya subaru#dcmk#my art#i guess this technically could be akam but i envision their daily life to be more bad mind games which conan happily ruins#you know how in that movie with curacao in and akai+rei starts throwing hands and conan makes them stop pissing about to do their job?#that's how i think their household would work#spyxfam au where being gay is ok but being single however...#anyway this is all i plan to do with this au#scratchienails over on ao3 started a fic similar to this if you want more#there's only 1chapter so far but i really like their other dcmk fics so i recommend reading them!#sorry there's so much text but you probably expect that from me by now
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me on my way to a date realising i’m going to have to actually spend time with a real life man who isn’t one of my friends or one of the comfort men that live in my phone
#i am not ready#i have been happily (and extremely deliberately) single for several years and i just.#i don’t know if i’m ready to set foot back into the burning hellfire that is the dating scene once again#but i want to be#so uh… wish me luck? 😅#i also just tripped on my own leather trench coat getting onto the bus which did not feel like a good omen#anyway#i am consoling myself with the promise of fic reading and scrolling on tumblr later#see you all on the other side 😭#alex turner#lulu posts
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Imagine being the most powerful person in the world, but every time you draw your weapon and use it to fight, your life force diminishes.
That's why Chinese torture remains unmatched, their imagination is out of this world. Ain't no one does suffering like them. I do be gagged when I read their novels.
And yes I'm thinking of Yue Qingyuan! And how he became a pacifist and always fought for diplomatic solutions. Then threw it all away when Luo Bingge basically announced he was going to execute Shen Jiu. How he literally gave up his entire life. 😭😭 All his achievements, his title, his wealth, his power.
And how Shen Jiu only realised this....when Bingge scattered before him the broken shards of Yue Qingyuan's sword. And Shen Jiu realised he'd lost the one person that he sacrificed all his happiness for.
All that time wasted because these mfkers couldn't bring themselves to fking TALK!!!
#Foiled again by the miscommunication trope#except these two idiots could not communicate to save their life or anyone else's#imagine dooming the entire narrative because of your one bad breakup#I can't with these two#they drive me insane!#qijiu#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#original shen qingqiu#Losing my mind over 79 once again#mxtx#they are happy in not a single universe#Shen Jiu is dead in canon#in the original they both die after suffering loads of fates worse than death#they can't even reunite in the afterlife cause Shen Jiu from the first world went to kill himself in the second world so that Yue Qingyuan#could live happily in their next life (my own headcanon for how Shen Yuan got there)#Crying over these jerks#svsss#mxtx svsss#scum villian self saving system
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last night i smoked a bowl and it was too big and i coughed so hard, one of my friends went to the kitchen to get me a glass of water and she decided to give it to me in a sippy cup
#and the night continued without a single second thought and i was happily small while wverybody was hanging out#i love being communally babied#and having friends that are true and chill with it
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genuinely don't understand people who gripe about someone getting into dunmesh for m/m pairings as opposed to f/f when none of them are even close to being the main point of the series
#dungeon meshi#fandom wank#cringe! cringe! none of us are free of cringe!#yall i ... i dont know how to say this but#falin and marcille aren't a canonically romantic pairing#like there's good shit there and i happily invite you to spam my inbox on why it fucks so great as a ship#but it's not canon#and it's not even the focus of the series as a whole#gosh i feel like im saying santa isn't real#the absolute psychic damage ive been taking from these takes i stg#calling laios an “irrelevant male character”#the main character ...#insisting that every single interaction between the men in the series is underbaked and boring#do they think the concept of narrative foils was made up by fujoshis to peddle yaoi propaganda#do they think ryoko kui can't write#allow us a moment to appreciate the irony of accusing m/m shippers of tunnel visioning on one pairing and discarding the rest#that's how you know dunmesh is progressive media because the yuri shippers get to be just as obnoxious as the yaoi shippers lmao#if there's any One Relationship i would consider The Relationship it's laios and marcille since they experience the most growth#and it could not be a more obviously platonic one#yall had better not be saying you ship farcille just for clout!!#you ship it because you want to see marcille choke on falin's monster cock like a normal person
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“I know you wanted this win. One day you’ll get it … Imagine how sweet that will taste. Redemption. Proving all the doubters that you can actually drive the streets you grew up on.”
— Monaco Malaise (2022)
#there aren’t words to describe what this means#writing an entire fic around healing Charles after Monaco 2021 might give a bit of an insight#I could happily never watch a single race ever again#this moment is even with Abu Dhabi 2021#and I DO NOT say that lightly#all the manifesting#the begging#the pleading#the tears#it all came down to this moment#there aren’t enough business days for me to recover#shameless plug#Monaco Malaise#lestappen fic#charles leclerc
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So we know that within the green lantern corps it’s very common for partners to form romantic relationships with each other. Now imagine how, through hearing secondhand gossip from various lanterns over the years, some of the heroes on earth find it kind of unclear if the term partner for a GL refers to work partners at all.
It starts off pretty simple: when Hal mentions John is his partner, you think ‘well they’re space cops. Cops have partners.’ But then one day you hear from Barry who hears from Hal that Guy and Kyle are partners now. “Poor Kyle,” Fire sighs. Turns out they moved to OA together to open a bar and that’s. well. You ask Ice how she feels about it, “we’re on a break right now,” she says.
Kyle mentions helping two gl partners give birth to their beautiful child. John mentions officiating a wedding. “Are there many weddings in the corps?” “Yes and no. They tried to ban intra-corps dating at one point but Kyle and Guy handled that.”
At some point Hal and Kyle become partners and you ask what happened to John. “John’s with Guy now.” You should have guessed.
You overhear that Guy left the greens to join the reds. “Tough break for John,” Kyle is saying, “And he didn’t even give him a heads up!” Hal looks guilty.
The two newer lanterns, Jess and Simon, seem nice. Simon introduces Jess as his partner but both look awkward about it. “It’s new,” Jess confides to you and Kori later, “we’re still getting used to each other. But I think he’s good for me.” This clears up nothing.
You ask Guy one day, because you’re drunk and curious and you could have sworn Kyle was wearing an army tshirt and the only person you know that he knows who was in the army is John. “Have you ever been partners with Hal?”
He makes a face, it’s very expressive but you can’t quite tell what the expression is. “No. Or at least not officially. It can be hard to keep track with all of us humans.” He’s smirking like it’s a joke, it probably is. “Maybe if things had gone differently when we were younger.”
“Right,” you nod like you understand. You don’t.
You walk outside for some air and Hal is telling Ollie he doesn’t need to start a family because he already has one. “They’re probably just all dating each other,” some new sidekick (why are there so many, who is finding these kids) says thoughtfully. You think about the $50 you put down on it being work partners and sigh.
Maybe you should ask Batman
#shitpost#continuity what continuity?#Arisia and her partner Sodam keep looking at each other and blushing. you hate everyone#people hear at one point that Carol is maybe dating Kyle but this is when Kyle and Hal are partners and honestly no one ever knows when Hal#and Carol are on or off and quite frankly adding a third person into that seems messy regardless#you never hear how it ends but with Hal and Kyle’s terrible relationship track records you think it’s best not to get involved#Jo declares herself to be happily single and partnerless but she winks at you after so#not to mention John and katma#and whatever Hal and sinestro have going on#green lantern#Justice league#green lantern corps#guy gardner#hal jordan#john stewart#kyle rayner
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#shout out to a friend of mine who came out of binging arcane s1 and didn't know a single damn character's name#but knew that this was his wife and referred to ambessa strictly as such#he was so fucking real for that#my wife#you are unable to reconcile yourself with her past and present unatoned war crimes. i am happily marrying my strict pacifistic moral code#with her iron-fisted and manipulative dictator regime. we are not the same.#my mantra every second she's on the screen “but she did it for her family”#so it's all cool and we're chilling#arcane#arcane s2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane fanart#arcane s2 fanart#ambessa medarda#arcane ambessa
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if the nie bros' age were switched, i don't think we would have mdzs lol wen ruohan would at minimum be MIA not long after nie dad's death, our older nie huaisang does not joke on duty! and people would never know what truly happened, but nie mingjue has some suspicions he does not say out loud
#bamf nie huaisang#pair this with wen!wei wuxian if you please#mdzs would be about this abused child who ends up as a clan leader#and arranges his own marriage with that guy from school#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#nie brothers#qinghe nie#this could either be nhs marrying a woman to produce heirs and his baby bro happily living as single forever#or#nielan#but make it nie huaisang#idk about you guys but i LOVE xisang#mdzs#mdzs headcanons#mdzs imagine#also pls bottom lxc pls
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I want to lick him
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#dr#f1#formula1#formula one#no seriously#every single drop#happily#Joey rambles
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GOJO SATORU WAS A TEEN FATHER. A F A T H E R. a DAD to megumi and NOTHING you can say will change my mind!!!!
just imagine teen satoru and tiny megumi holding hands, the sun setting behind them, and they're walking HOME. to THEIR home. cause they LIVE together and EAT together and COMFORT each other and i-
AND TSUMIKI!!!! TSUMIKI IS CANON YALL GOJO IS A #GIRLDAD FRFR
and-and i bet he like lets her braid his HAIR and try on his GLASSES and put lil pink STICKERS on his FACE AND UGYCRHBNDPIUJ
#i can't do this#tears#gojo satoru#jjk#megumi fushiguro#dad gojo#parental gojo#teen father gojo#cause thats what he was#a teen DAD#jujutsu gojo#jujutsu kaisen#lets just pretend that every single tragedy in jjk didn't happen it was all a bad bad dream#gojo and geto have peacfully adopted their respective children and are living happily together in one big happy family#and toji is like. a second dad idfk#The song that was playing in my head while writing this was Night shift FYI#~you've got a 9-5 so i'll take THE NIGHT SHIFT#Gojo the dad who stepped up#Gojo the dad who actually dad-ed#Gojo who was only a teenager but had the weight of the world on his shoulders and yet willingly took on 2 toddlers and became their parent#Gojo who loved his children so much he let them into his heart after geto suguru happened#Gojo who loved them so much he LET THEM INTO HIS HEART AFTER HE SAID LOVE WAS THE MOST TWISTED CURSE OF THEM ALL
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AU: Where Sukuna Wins
Part 2
Part 1 here
This au makes me go crazy I had to make a part 2
Especially after reading your tags @fortunatelyenchantingtaco
I couldn't write this post until now cuz I was kinda busy but OH MY GOD
Yessssss you get it
I'm having trouble imagining what would Sukuna be thinking after all those centuries though...
Would he realize that he's in love and that he got it bad?
Or would he deny it and make excuses?
(both options are sooo good but I prefer the latter, since he's a curse and all that... he's constantly cursing himself; this man is doomed, he can't have nice things. his worst enemy is himself)
I also wonder what would the people make of this. Like, why is Sukuna protecting babies with blue eyes when doing so would surely lead to his demise??? They must find that strange. They must believe he is suicidal or that he is looking for a worthy opponent (they are not that far off), or that he is incredibly arrogant and believes he can defy fate and crush their hopes by killing their symbol of hope.
And yes, imagine Satoru hearing all of that... his perception of Sukuna will undoubtedly be influenced by hearing all of that while growing up.
And I wonder what Uraume has to say about this... They must think that Sukuna lost his mind due to boredom, they gotta be a little worried...
God, oh god Imagine the day of Satoru's rebirth. (Make it nighttime for a more dramatic effect.)
As Sukuna gets ready for bed, he senses the shift in the universe, and then Uraume sees Sukuna bolt out of the window and sprint frantically in the direction of the closest village. He burns it to the ground while laughing maniacally. (end of ep 1 style)
(Bonus points if he shouts some dramatic, unintentionally romantic shit with the fire burning all around him, as we hear the screams of the villagers)
He was feeling ECSTATIC.
It's like he's the one being reborn
He hasn't felt this way in centuries...
His last memory of experiencing anything remotely similar was from a few centuries ago when he was ravishing a village and he heard a villager shout at him about a powerful person with blue eyes that shall be born soon to free humanity from his curse.
That had surprised him...
After all, Gojo Satoru had been forgotten for hundreds of years. All those who knew him were already dead. It was only he who was preserving Satoru's memory.
You can only imagine his astonishment upon hearing a random peasant bring up gojo Satoru after hundreds of years.
He abruptly stopped what he was doing, approached the man, and inquired as to how exactly he had learned about this. The man, who was obviously terrified, informed him that he wasn't meant to tell. Sukuna answered that if he tells him, he will spare his life and the lives of his family; if not, he will kill him and the rest of the villagers.
The man informed him that it is a prophecy that the elder shamans at Jujutsu High had predicted. He said that it was meant to be kept a secret because they were worried about what Sukuna would do if he found out, but somehow this information got leaked (probably because people are desperate and needed some solace), and now this villager blew everything out of frustration and anger.
Sukuna was in a VERY pleasant mood after that so he just left him alive and left the village alone.
He may or may not have gone to Shinjuku after that
The prophecy became even more widespread, he began to hear about it more frequently, and it lifted his mood every. single. time.
He gets even more excited as the decades pass by, Now that there are mentions of Gojo Satoru around him (even if he isn't mentioned by name), he feels as if Gojo Satoru is actually alive.
Gojo Satoru isn't just a memory anymore.
He's a prophecy
He's a threat
He poses a danger
He's a promise
He's an assurance.
From the cosmos itself.
A universe-given gift to him.
This promise is what makes his days worthwhile. He now has something to anticipate.
So yeah back to present time..
Sukuna just felt the shift in the universe and just finished destroying some village, including blue-eyed babies, he doesn't need to spare them anymore..lol
And now...
he's at a loss about what to do.
Should he go and find the whereabouts of Gojo Satoru to train him? (calm down, Sukuna, he's still a baby omg) Or Should he leave it to fate and wait for Gojo Satoru to come for his head?
And How long would that take?
He begins to wonder if the prophecy got influenced by the people's desire for salvation. Perhaps the original prophecy was about someone who would be comparable to him and cause him problems in battle, and people simply took it and ran with it, believing it to mean he would be overthrown...
Surely, it is quite a rare enough occurrence for someone to match his strength, so much so that it warrants a prophecy.
After all, Gojo Satoru lost to him last time, Why should this time be any different?
(He will not get his hopes up)
In the end, Sukuna is and always will be the strongest. Satoru would need to receive training directly from Sukuna in order to have any chance of surpassing him.
So yes... he will train Gojo Satoru to make sure he becomes the strongest version of himself...
(yeah that's the only reason... And definitely not because he missed him and wanted to see him right now even if he was still a freaking baby)
(Sukuna bringing Satoru to his house is also very Pharoah-ish)
But there would be a little problem...
If Satoru lived with Sukuna he wouldn't experience loneliness nor would he know the depth of people's suffering.
Sooo yeah... I kind of want them to not meet that often, because I want Satoru to live amongst regular people, and feel the depth of their suffering (and witness the precise harm that Sukuna is causing to everyone), while also feeling lonely and different from regular people.
So maybe the night that Sukuna goes to snatch baby Satoru, he ends up making some kind of deal with the Gojo clan regarding Satoru...
he agrees to let Satoru live with them and and in return they will name him Satoru (omg) and teach him the clan's secret techniques to make him stronger, and send him to Sukuna from time to time after he becomes an adult to train with him and see if he's ready for the fated battle...
Imagine Uraume's reaction upon learning that "Sukuna-sama" is actually instructing the strongest human sorcerer how to murder him 😔
Now What if Sukuna handles Satoru a little more cautiously during training? And attempts to teach him ways to avoid the world cutting slash...
He vows to himself that he will not use the world cutting slash against Gojo Satoru, he has to find another way to defeat him.
If he killed him in the same manner, it would be boring (yeah, that's definitely the reason; it has nothing to do with the trauma of missing Satoru for centuries and being so bored that it could drive a man insane. Yup, nothing to do with it AT ALL... even if It has gotten so bad to the point of making him completely unable to kill Satoru again. He suspects his brain will NOT allow his body to move and do it. But all will be more clear during the real battle so he just doesn't give it much thought)
And Satoru...
oh dear..
Imagine living your life with everyone expecting you to defeat the king of curses that has been looming over Japan for centuries, and he's also expecting you to defeat him and is training you himself????? Like??? Helloooo???
And the insane elders of his clan are clearly only using him for power; everyone keeps calling him Satoru Satoru, they keep saying he's this Satoru guy, they EVEN NAMED HIM SATORU??? (he's Unaware that it was Sukuna's request).
And he would definitely deny being Satoru due to his rebellious nature T-T
But they keep telling him that when he grows older, he will unlock limitless, have purple, and so on...
So as he gets older and everything unfolds exactly as they predicted, he begins to doubt himself...
And if his "Satoru" identity is the only reason he has this much power; This elevates the question: "are you the strongest because you're Gojo Satoru, or are you Gojo Satoru because you're the strongest" to a whole new level 😭😭
(It seems that he will experience an identity crisis in every universe, huh?)
Given that Satoru would be quite young and undoubtedly beneath Sukuna in skill, it would be only natural for him to look up to Sukuna, who would essentially be his teacher, teaching him how to kill him. Which would leave Satoru bewildered as hell.
And After training with him for years Satoru starts to sympathize with Sukuna and feel like he's the only one that understands him, (his savior complex begins to take hold)
and Satoru's like: uh oh am I falling for the king of curses??? I've been training all this time to kill him, I don't want to fail everyone... (This man will never be free)
So he's torn between saving humanity or saving this curse (by reaching to him and teaching him love and oh boy here we go again history is repeating itself)
So he tries to reach Sukuna in his own way, and Sukuna clocks him right away😭😭
(And he's like you really haven't changed... Albeit he seems pretty pleased about it)
And then he starts monologing about how worthless love is, etc. etc. (He doesn't sound as convinced as before🤭)
Bonus points if we have Uraume in the back staring at the camera like in the office.
So Satoru figures out that Sukuna is too far gone and can not be fixed, but he will continue trying to reach him anyway. (There will be some cracks in Sukuna's walls but he's stubborn as hell)
Nevertheless, he's made up his mind to kill him if necessary. However, he made the decision that he will die along with him. (the prophecy would come true after all; it's fate; there's no avoiding it; Sukuna will die.)
And he doesn't want to remain alone after Sukuna dies.
Now would Satoru inform Sukuna about this plan of his?
Probably not, I want them to have communication issues because it's more fun that way🤭
I'm at a loss for what words they would say to each other before they die...
Especially when Sukuna realizes that Satoru is gonna die with him💔
My mind simply goes blank...
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo Satoru#ryomen sukuna#sukugo#gosuku#my post#They are both crazy your honor#I feel like I could talk about this au for days I have so many ideas#Hell I might even make a part 3 someday#And yet I can't write this into a fic smh#hashtag wish i could write#had to write Gojo Satoru every single time Sukuna mentions him he always calls him by his full name idc#i think it's cute as hell#it pains me not to give them a happy ending#it's ok i'll just imagine an au with the same concept except that gojo manages to reach Sukuna and they live a happily ever after 🤝🏻
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Watch me make a shrine for a character we have only seen in bubble speeches and flashbacks
Jeeves I don't know you but you seem the only stable person in this wicked household. Thank you for being in Damian's life, unlike certain man
#spy x family#sxf jeeves#give me his surname Endo I wanna know what will be my married last name#unless Melinda is first in line then good for her#we only have a somewhat profile picture years old and a front one with his eyes closed but he looks fineee#sxf chapter 93#yes I'm desperate. Look at the male market we have here#Malewife mc happily married. Siscon guy. Franky. Dominic taken. Old men. Scar SSS dude#and a girlfailure of spy who has only appeared twice. the second time in the background in one single panel#this is the Atacama and I am THIRSTY#thank god Endo compensates with many gorgeous women (out of my league)#oh I almost forgot the teacher with eye patch. that guy was nice. BUT STILL#sxf spoilers#everyday I wake up and thank God for giving Damian some good people who cares like Jeeves and his friends
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you people talk about women like they’re dogs
#also martha is not happy with someone named “Mickey”. she was going through a lot but now she’s happily single and still helping people#freema told me herself. she’s okay now 👍🏼
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