#happens more often than you think

[porters-fangs]

i’m not ashamed to admit that milo’s voice plays in my head whenever i have a panic attack

like yes steady my breathing with your sexy accent

[dryococelas01]

Customer: calls Dr Mother Dr. Mommy

Dr. Mother: immediately forcing the C53inator 3000 down their throat.

[spacemilkbag]

call me a pirate with the amount of times I almost tagged art as 'arr'

[weyounmoefication]

my biggest hyper specific star trek fanbase pet peeve is when i see people refer to Sisko's cooking as Cajun. im begging you. he does not use that word even once in the show. Creole and Cajun are not interchangeable. please. please.

[edwardteachswombtattoo]

*listening to a song written by a twenty-something woman with a nose ring*

This is so Ed-coded.

[hychlorions]

Just found out you have a name. I've been calling you Hy in my head this whole time I feel very silly.

that's fair i don't really list it much

[justanamesstuff]

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[wooawi]

nothing worse than trying to write romance then realising you have no idea how nonplatonic love works

[hesitationss]

you are allowed to do things on the basis of your tummy hurting. a couple of years ago pre pandemmy, anne carson canceled an event that me and my friend were going to go to bcuz her tummy hurted. it's the professional thing to do.

[thewardenisonthecase]

one fear: writing a fic and the sudden thought of 'how the fuck am i going to tag this on ao3' popping up

[nerdyflowerboy]

i love when i come home and my wife is asleep with her ipad like 3 inches from her face blaring game grumps, lights on, glasses askew.

[thechangelingsea]

Revolution by tea. Or one hot chocolate at a time.

Aziraphale was such a little bastard (/affectionate) for giving Jim hot cocoa to drink when he knew his old boss's opinion on sullying the temple of his body with "gross matter."

He did the same thing with Muriel, offered them tea knowing what they probably thought of it and then amiably watched them to see what they would do with it.

He's gone rogue, people. He's corrupting Heaven one politely offered hot beverage at a time.

[mothills]

I kneel before the gates of heaven (ao3 tag of my current hyperfixation) locked out for my sins (can't read mandarin)

[pvtchurch]

On today's episode of "is this beauty product supposed to tingle, or am I just allergic" ...

[woodsteingirl]

i fundamentally understand christine because i am genuinely quite often hysterically crying about how if i do [x] i will be going to my death…

[saintoflove]

finding the acc of an artist that hasn't posted in weeks and immediately thinking "please don't be dead"