#happened to me twice tonight

[and-her-saints]

don’t you hate it when you have something in your hand and you’re repeatedly muttering to yourself “don’t lose it, don’t lose it, don’t lose it.” and then you space out for what feels like 0.5 seconds and the thing you were literally HOLDING simply vanishes and you have no idea where you could have placed it

[elizabeth-mitchells]

one more sudoku will fix me im so sure

[sun-marie]

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[tophatandboots]

Hypermobile feeling of awwww yeah when you pop your shoulder back in on the first try

Followed by carefully holding your arm in the exact same position for as long as you can because you can just Feel that it wants to escape again

[the-stars-are-warring]

I simply must stop finding good fic on Tumblr cause then I open it from mobile and start the fic and get really into it and then. I close tumblr. And lose the fic. And my place....

[radioactvunicorn]

i feel as if i'm a sitcom side character who is getting thrown their own arc and getting put in increasingly comical situations because the main guy couldn't make it in for scheduling reasons

[queenofbaws]

is there a name for the emotion that washes over you when you find a long-lost piece of media from your childhood and realize with a jolt that no, no you didn't make that up, and yes, yes it does actually exist, and then, still reeling from this discovery, you go into the comments section and see roughly 500 other people having the exact same reaction as you???

cuz like there really should be.

[ioannemos]

the new hire: somehow, inexplicably, does not turn this whole thing around within the first month

boss:

me:

[cultivating-wildflowers]

I try to convince myself I’m not THAT clumsy, and then I watch from some dark recess of my brain as I dump an entire mop bucket of soapy water onto the carpet and just…let it happen and have to admit I may be a little clumsy.

[destruxxon]

♥ replacing my old cringe tags with better ones dump ♥

side note: all are taken from poems by tracy k. smith, hanif abdurraqib and jericho brown (read their works NOW)

[arionaleilani]

1. it’s my 24th birthday today, so my goal of being published by the time i’m 25 is now a one year looming monster, but i never specified what kind of published and am currently looking in various literary magazines that are recommended for writers who have yet to be published, so i’m surprisingly confident that i can make it work? and tbh even if whatever i write isn’t officially published before my 25th birthday, if i have someone in the process of being published then i’ll be happy!! no matter what though, i’m gonna try to be proud of myself for at least giving it my best shot!!

2. i honestly love that my birthday is on the ides of march because the ides of march meme shitposting is only a thing on tumblr but it also being my birthday makes it easier to like. be excited about the ides of march outside of tumblr. like even in person i can be like “it’s my birthday! i’m an ides of march babe (:” and if someone is like oh what’s that? or if they say something along the lines of oh like julius caesar? i can be like yep!! and even if it’s a small thing outside of tumblr it brings me immense enjoyment and amusement being able to bring it up off of tumblr

3. transportation situation has been very rough since june 2023 when i totalled my car, my gap insurance are being assholes and i ended up putting my foot down on the phone with them yesterday which i’m pretty proud of because i am NOT a confrontational person (something i’ve been working on this past year, so seeing some improvement with my ability to hold my ground and not be a pushover yesterday was very cool!!) i was told i’d get a response from them by friday next week no matter what, and if i don’t then friday of next week i will continue to wreak havoc upon them. but my moms car which i’ve been using since my accident broke down yesterday, hopefully it’s fixable but my parents were saying it might be done for, so trying to think of how i’m gonna get to work next week is kind of stressing me out lmao, but for now i’m just gonna focus on enjoying my birthday the best i can because i don’t want to start off being 24 with an overwhelming anxiety for something that won’t be a potential issue until monday. plus i already messaged my boss today to let her know that i’m going to do everything i can to make it work out but just so she’s in the loop and knows of the potential of me not being able to make my morning shifts (one of my coworkers said she’s more than happy to give me a ride for our afternoon shifts which does help relieve some of the stress!) and i told her i’d let her know for sure sunday so that if necessary she can have time to figure out someone to fill in for me in the mornings!

overall: life is weird and i ended being 23 yesterday with a shitty situation but a positive outlook and i am going to enjoy my first day of being 24 no matter what because honestly i fucking earned it. happy friday everyone, i hope it’s a good day for you and me both!

[switchyfox]

It's so funny to me that survivors will add me to their friends list on Steam after playing against me, sometimes because I let them go, sometimes because I mori-ed them. Ghostface girlies there is something wrong with you but ily

[fictionallyinparadise]

I'm supposed to be doing classwork but all I can think about is Micheal this is so,,,,,

[harmonizewithechoes]

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[nzoth-the-corruptor]

lookit him funky little dance moves!

however. he has the most suspicious line overlaps known to god and mankind

[hideyseek]

suddenly gripped by the need to blog about the experience i just had ok. im watching youtube, i get a phone call from an unknown number, i pick up. its some chinese uncle type calling his doctor, and im like, pulling formal phone-answering chinese out of my ASS (like i have not said "请问这是哪位?" in like, the last FIVE YEARS probably, tbh i probably only know this from listening to my mom answer the phone as a kid) and telling him he maybe has the wrong number, and then he hangs up and texts me to apologize and im like (paraphrased and translated:) genuinely nbd my dude ive been there, since im an abc its actually really nice to have a chance to speak to someone in chinese. and then he !!!! texts back asking if i wanna chat some more and i say yes omg and then we just have an extremely pleasant convo in mandarin for like 10min about where our families are from and daylight savings time!!!! he kept saying how fateful (he said and i quote "缘分") it was that the number he mis-saved in his contact happened to be a person's number and not a 空号 (meanwhile im internally like: the more fateful thing to me is that the person on the other line also spoke mandarin) but like wahhhhhhhhhh truly so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! truly so!!!!!!