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heroes of azeroth

my tummy hurts

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Most-used word in each US state.

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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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I absolutely think adults, especially parents, ascribe manipulative intent to children when they shouldn't and it's absolutely a problem but it's always kind of funny to me when people go online and proclaim that children are incapable of manipulation. When I was three I asked my mom to get my older sibling their favorite candy bar at the grocery story because I knew she'd get me mine too as a reward for being thoughtful and that was way more likely to succeed than if I just asked for a candy bar for me. And it worked. Children scheme at a developmentally appropriate level the trick is not assuming children scheme at an adult level.

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octopuses are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately takoyaki are good as fuck soooo :/

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humans are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately human meatballs are good as fuck soooo :/

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ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

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I’ve been enjoying Dragonflight a lot :)

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every window should have a little cat in it for me to look at when I'm walking by.

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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

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why did they make this world so hard for autistic weirdos

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from this post^ tried to reblog but it didnt work :/

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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today i layed an egg. woke up around 10am. layed an egg

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the oppressive silence of a sunny cloudless sunday just after lunch is a close relative of the snowfall night silence except opposite i think