#hanleia incorrect quotes

[incorrecthanleia]

han, to luke: you know what sucks about getting older? your friends have known you for way too long

han: they’ve got too much on you. i want friends who will still lie to me because they don’t want to hurt my feelings

[sally-xxx]

bought them today

[lesbidin]

[river-from-alderaan]

luke: we're a trio, of course we work best together

leia: we're a trio, of course i kissed both of them

luke: no leia that's not—

han: we're a trio, of course i also kissed both of them

leia: what

han: what

[headcanonthings]

Leia: I have high standards. Han: And I met all of them! Leia, fondly exasperated: No, you just appeared. Han: And now I’m your husband! Leia: unfortunately.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Leia: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together! Han, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

[darlin-djarin]

han: i mean i'm pretty confident that i'm straight because once i wasn't totally sure that i was, so i decided to have sex with a man and once we were done i was kind of like "yeah i don't think i'm gay after all. thanks though" and then i left. which i guess worked out for everyone in the end.

leia:

[coruscant-clickbait]

Han: I'm sorry. Please talk to me. 

Leia:

Han: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious princess that's too good for this world? 

Leia: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

[starwars-incorrect-quotes]

Han: *does something stupid*

Lando, leaning over to Leia: Are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.

Leia, sighing: I’m sure.

[tantive404]

Leia: If I had a blaster with two laser bolts and I was in a room with Governor Tarkin, Darth Vader, and Han Solo, I would shoot Han twice!

[incorrecthanleia]

leia, to han, luke & lando: how do three men in their 30s not have $800 credits between them?

han: they’re-

lando: the economy

luke: is in shambles

[sol-insidious]

Han: *strutting towards Din with wide-open arms and a shit-eating grin*

Han: “TIN-CAN-DALORIAN! How’s my bucket-headed brother-in-law?”

Din: *already reaching for his blaster* “I’m setting it to stun.”

Luke: “Din. Don’t.”

Leia: “He’s right. Set it to kill.”

But listen, Din Djarin and Han Solo were written in song to be absolute ✨besties✨ and they’d both immediately know it and give each-other TWICE as much shit for it LMAOOOOO

We’re talking about a pair of fathers with force-sensitive sons who are each married/dating one half of the Skywalker twins. They’re partners to two extremely powerful figures in the galaxy in their own domains — from the halls of the Senate on Chandrila to distant moons housing ruins of ancient Jedi Temples.

And they’re like, YUP, that’s my wife. I used to smuggle drugs for money. or YUP, that’s my beloved. I used to carbon-freeze or straight up kill people for money. Still do as a side gig.

They’d both have no idea how to reassure their son on nights when they’d confuse nightmares with visions, or feel helpless when they can’t take the literal galactic burdens off their partners’ shoulders. But the two of them knowing that they’d still fight to the teeth to keep their loved ones safe and happy MMMMM. IMAGINE THE KINSHIP.

And just as Din thinks Solo isn’t as insufferable as he thought, that maybe he’s judged the man too harshly, Han casually fact-drops that he once bent Luke over the passenger seat Din’s sitting on right now and asks if the kid’s still noisy in bed and Din is 2 seconds away from stabbing more fucking holes in Han’s face than bantha cheese.

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

hi! i love all your incorrect stuff! thank you for keeping the star wars legends alive op 😘 is it okay for me to suggest that you add ship name to your tags so more people can see your posts? for example hanleia or lukemara or maraluke?

Hey! Thanks for the love, and also it's totally okay for you to suggest this and it sounds like a good idea, but I'm probably not going to do it.

The main reason is that it'll probably be a hassle- I have 2000+ posts, so I can either ignore the older posts and just start tagging ship names going forward, or I can spend an unreasonable amount of time adding ship names to the older posts.

I don't really want to ignore the older posts! I think those are still good, and it sucks that they get buried by the amount of new posts I have coming in- that's part of why I reblog older posts every time I post something new. And since I'd have to go through all 2000+ posts individually to determine what ship I can add, I don't know that I have time to do that.

The second reason is I don't think it'll actually increase viewership? I've been on tumblr forever, so this could totally be a problem they fixed years ago, but as I understand it the algorithm only promotes the first five tags in a post. Because of character names and such, I don't know how often ship tags will be within those first five tags.

Viewership and such is a thing I think about, but it mostly comes through direct reblogs- I don't think I've had to rely on tags since my first few months running the blog. I'm sure tags help, but the thing that really increases my viewership is when people actually reblog things. Memes are a big help here- incorrect quotes tend to get significantly more likes than reblogs, but things like the textpost meme have a much better reblog ratio, and that actually increases my follow count.

Lastly, I'd get confused on ship names. I'll be real, just the fact that there's a lukemara and a maraluke in your ask already shows that these things are fickle, and I don't want to have to track these down, especially as the characters get more obscure.

Overall, thanks for the suggestion! It's probably a good idea, but I run this blog for fun and I think this sort of change would be too much effort for too little reward, at least for me.

[iamscoby]

Anakin: It was a dream. Like I used to have about my mother. It was about you and the babies

Padmé: Tell me

Anakin: You’ll die in childbirth. Our children will kiss. Our daughter will marry a smuggler. Our son will marry a bounty hunter. And my lightsaber will be buried in the sand on Tatooine

Padmé: It was only a dream

*Imperial March plays*

[lajulie24]

I love this so much, I cannot EVEN….

Incorrect Star Wars Quotes: Parks and Recreation

[bisexual-cryptid]

han: can you please pass the salt, mand’alor?

luke: you know you don’t have to call him mand’alor, han.

han: oh i know, i uhh just,,, respect him so much.

han, to leia later: please tell me his name, this is getting so awkward.