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saltymongoose · 2 years ago

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Hi, are your requests still open?? Or I'll even pay you to write something too.

If they are, can I request fic with Deimos, Hank, 2B, and Sanford protecting and comforting a FTM(not transitioned yet) reader that is their partner. They protect him from an abusive family member? If that's not okay then maybe just comforting them on a really really bad dysphoria day?

I'm dealing with major family issues rn on top of my HEDS/POTS flair ups and I'm just breaking down and need some comfort from my boys that would def hug me and kiss me and tell me im okay and tell my family members to "Fuck off cuz I am a real man." I'm trying to draw some art too... but I have major art block art.. but your writing Is amazing and inspirational. I always look forward to everything you do. You are my hero and I wish I could write like you. Thank you for everything you do and please take care of yourself! Drink and eat pls!!❤️❤️❤️

Also this is the first time I'm asking something and I'm to nervous to come of anon so I guess you could call me...Kai? Thanks and sorry if this is too much yiu can ignore it

I'm sorry to hear about everything you've been going through Kai, it's beyond awful to have family members who're so unsupportive and damaging. :( I'd be more than happy to provide some comfort and protection from the boys for you, and as always, free of charge. <3 (Thank you so so much for your kind words as well, they're awfully sweet of you to say and reading them made me pretty emotional haha. I'm glad you like my work so much, it's readers like yourself that make writing so fulfilling for me, so thank you for that as well. And please take care of yourself too, of course. :)) 💕

[Part 1] They Protect a Transmasc!Reader from their Abusive Family ft. Hank & Sanford

(TW: Transphobia, Verbal Abuse, Violence (they're not yandere but still, it's Madcom), ft. Transmasc!Reader) //- {PART 2 HERE <3} -//

- [HANK J. WIMBLETON] -

Anyone who knows of your significance to Hank would realize that it’s not exactly a good idea to try anything against you, whether it be trying to make you uncomfortable or attacking you physically.

Your partner is the most wanted man in Nevada, and he has absolutely no patience when it comes to anyone or anything threatening you, period. It doesn’t matter if it’s some random grunt on the street, or some agent Doc insists he works with, or even if they’re an Employer. If they hurt you in any way, shape, or form, he’s paying them back for it tenfold.

It’s only right since you’re likely a target simply for your relationship with him and he considers it his “job” to protect the people he loves. And by that, just you, really. He can’t even remember the names of the other SQ members he works with 90% of the time, so you’re it for him. Although this just means all of his protective instincts are centered on a single person, which if anything would be more of a deterrent. (For mildly intelligent people, at least.)

However, while he never expected your family of all groups to be added to his “blacklist”, he isn’t averse to going after them the same way he does all your other persecutors. Hank genuinely couldn’t care less about their blood relation with you or any history you have with them; he solves nearly all his problems with violence anyway, so another set of bodies means very little to him in the long run. (Bear in mind, he won’t outright kill them in front of you, you don’t need to see that.)

Though because you’d generally prefer not to have to deal with organizing a funeral or explaining why your significant other gunned down your family (to your other family members who you'd prefer not to speak to), you made him swear not to kill them. A shame since they more than deserved it to him, but you're one of the few people Hank actually listens to, so he'll go along with it.

However, you never told him that he couldn't be violent with his protectiveness, even if they didn't end up dead.

So when he happens to be accompanying you to your family’s place to fetch some of your things and someone decides to make a little unwelcome comment about you (something about how you’re “never gonna be a real man”, whatever that means), he bristles when he hears the words. The look of discomfort and sadness on your face immediately drives him to physically threaten them; he's quick to invade the offending family member's space, anger coursing through his veins as a hand reaches for one of his knives.

It doesn’t take long for whoever made the comment to be thrown to their knees, a blade at their throat before you’re able to stop him. He's always been impulsive, and what they've just done to you would be enough to warrant murder if it were from anyone else. (They should consider themselves lucky you were more merciful than he was.)

He can only think of the look of your frowning visage as he grabs their jaw harshly, almost driving the knife into them as they jolt in his grasp. He usually doesn't care about insults, but if they're against you and targeting something so intrinsic to who you are, it's enough to piss him off immensely on your behalf, to say the least.

"Newsflash, asshole. Nobody asked for your dogshit opinion," he hisses, jostling your terrified family member before forcefully turning them to look in your direction. "See him? He's a real man. If you're too stupid to understand that, that's on you. But if you say anything like that to my boyfriend again, I'll fucking kill you, understand, dipshit?"

You know it's more of a bluff than a genuine promise, given the fact that you've been over this with him before. (Or at least you think so.) You ignore your family member's pleading for Hank to let them go, as well as the other people in the house who've come to watch, still feeling hurt at their comment. Having your partner there made it better, but it still didn't lessen the sting of the words themselves.

Hank notices this of course and will drop the offending individual to the floor (paying no mind to how their skull painfully hits the concrete below them, whoops) so he can pick you up protectively and remove you from the situation entirely. You let him, of course, silently eyeing your family from over his bicep as you snuggle into his arms, relaxing a little for once that evening.

The complete juxtaposition in Hank's behavior the moment you two exit through the front door is honestly amusing to you in retrospect, but in your sickened feelings at what just happened you don't notice it. He holds you tighter to himself as he walks, leaning down to press his forehead to yours and nuzzle into your temple. You told him once that his purring was comforting for you, so he'll do it here, and loudly too. He's relieved when he feels you sink into his grasp more at all his affection, but he can tell what just happened is still weighing on you.

Despite excelling at dealing with matters physically, Hank is very inept at anything concerning emotions (and to his credit, he knows it very well). He'll still try though since you need the encouragement and he hates seeing that despondent look on you. (He also just loves you and wants you to be alright, but that's hardly anything new.)

"You okay?" He rasps lowly, almost whispering to you, and you give a strained half smile in response. He tilts his head in concern and you sigh, reaching up to cup his cheek and watching as he leans into your hand absentmindedly.

"Not really, no, that was…a lot. I will be though, eventually…Thanks for that, by the way," you say, voice small as you rest your head on his chest. It’s funny, you were only there for forty-five minutes and you’re exhausted. This only makes you doubly grateful for your partner being willing to carry you and comfort you physically, even when you don’t feel like talking.

You could feel him nod resolutely against your hand, the only reply you’ll get from him on this matter. His silence is fine with you; you were so close that you didn’t need words to understand his view anyway. Especially not with how he makes sure to hold you as close to him as possible on the way back, wrapping you up tightly in his arms as if to protect you from the rest of the world as he takes you back home, where you’ll be safe from everything else.

Hank’s type of care is a strange one. Filled with gentle touches and harsh protectiveness, Nevada’s most infamous mass murderer is nothing if not soft around you. You were a point of vulnerability for him, but one that he welcomed with open arms. He’d rather die than let something happen to you (and he’d be very willing to if it came down t it). Even if the threat isn’t incredibly violent, his main priority is your well-being, whether that be your physical or mental health. Perhaps this is why you feel comfortable enough to fall asleep in his arms, content that he’d keep you safe as you went home. He wouldn’t let anything happen to you and you knew it. After all, he loves you beyond belief, just as you do him.

- [SANFORD] -

As one of the few people in Nevada who actually has a semi-intact family in his life, Sanford knows the true value of having close relationships with your parents and/or siblings. However, he realizes that your family is also the people who can cause you the most suffering. They know every little button to press to get a reaction, and it's only elevated to a more painful level if they don’t accept you for who you truly are.

In all likelihood, you’ve confided to him before about your familial situation, and what he heard both depressed and angered him. How anyone could be so awful to you is just beyond him; you’re one of the nicest people he’s had the pleasure of coming across and he wouldn’t trade you for everything, why would your family do you so much harm purposefully?

The feeling of disgust only festers with each time you tell him about another one of your family's abusive actions towards you, and he honestly considers just suggesting you cut them off. They don't deserve to have someone like you around them, just as you don't deserve to be mistreated for something as simple as your gender identity. You don't need to justify who you are to them, and the fact that they badger you about it and degrade you is enough to make his blood boil.

You probably don't see your family that often anyway, cause once you two got together he was fully willing to just get a place with you away from anywhere having to do with them. The further the better. (The last thing he wanted to happen was for them to encounter you when you went out for groceries or ran errands. More distance meant more safety from them, after all.)

It's not that he wants to isolate you or anything like that, and really you're free to do what you want, he just doesn't want to run the risk of them hurting you more than they have already. As such, he’s hesitant to even drive you to visit them, to be completely honest. You don’t deserve to be put in a potentially abusive situation, but if you have to be around your family for whatever reason, he insists on accompanying you.

He holds your hand the entire way there, throwing you soft looks to gauge your mood and running a thumb over your knuckles when he sees your nervous posturing. He hopes that his reassurance will help in some way, even if he's also dreading encountering your family.

He's tense at your side the moment you both walk through the door to your family's home, putting himself between you and any family members as he oversees your interactions. Most would feel threatened by his posturing; it’d be quite obvious that he’s acting as sort of a sentinel for you, and having someone like him as a protector should be a deterrent to any awful behavior. Lest they end up suffering some harsh consequences for their actions.

But of course, this doesn’t stop some people. Perhaps they just walked in and saw you, thinking you were on your own and taking it as an opportunity to slew some abuse at you, completely oblivious to the fact that your partner was just across the room. Or maybe they were just ignorant enough to believe your partner wouldn’t protect you from them.

However, they’ll notice and realize the reality of the situation soon enough. It’s impossible not to when they open their mouth to make a disparaging comment about you and are met with a painfully tight grip on their shoulder and the broad form of your boyfriend looming over them.

You'll notice that their abusive remark is cut off by a sharp squeak, and turn to see them looking almost sickly with fear at your boyfriend. The same whose glare seems to darken when they have the nerve to send a pleading glance towards you to make him stop, as if they're not the one who tried to verbally attack you in the first place.

No matter, he'll helpfully twist them around so he's all they see instead. (Quickly too, since he hated the way you seemed to freeze when they tried to make eye contact with you.) The perpetrator is terrified to their core since they know very well about who he is, but the short apologies they try to stammer out don't quell any of Sanford's anger at them. It's not him they should be apologizing to.

He'd even consider forcing them to right that moment if he couldn't read you as well as he does. He knows from your shaky motions and quick glances back at him that having any prolonged contact with them would probably just risk upsetting you more, and besides, what kind of a partner would he be if he brought his boyfriend's abuser closer to him?

Despite this, he won't let go of them. He's almost like a guard dog that's latched onto someone, unwilling to let them move a mere inch away as you go about your business. While you're distracted, he'll even lean down to get uncomfortably close to your family member to give them a bit of a warning, silently delighting in how they jump at his sudden movements.

"You aren't gonna say another fucking word to him, understand?" He hisses, "None of this shit about you not understanding that he's a man - cause that's what he is, dumbass. You can fuck off if you think I'll just let you insult him like that, or I'll make you wish you knew better."

They nod frantically, and he gives them a sardonic, if not outright threatening grin. Just in time too, as you turn back to them with some personal belongings gathered in your arms. You don't look at your family member when you approach, but Sanford's quick to disregard them as well once you're a meter or two from them. (He doesn't want you to have to be too close to them, anyway).

He gives their shoulder one last squeeze, threatening to pierce their skin with his claws before he lets go and returns to your side. You find it slightly amusing that he insists on wiping his hand off on his pants before he holds yours again, and as you exit the building he makes a joke about not wanting any "filth" to touch you. It makes you smile a bit, which relieves him.

He has a thoughtful look on his face as he helps you into his truck, one he always seems to get whenever the topic of your family comes up. You give him a few questioning glances, silently prodding at what's eating away at him as he seems to mull over something for a moment. He then turns to you, giving you a warm smile.

“I’m really proud of you, you know? I don't know how I'd be if my family pulled something like that with me," he remarks, giving you a playful glare when you shrug and avert your eyes, already beginning to formulate some sort of retort to his praise.

"I mean, I didn't do very much-"

"Not this time, I guess, at least not physically. But you've dealt with their shit for years, so I'd say you're stronger than you think you are." He states simply, a tone of finality in his words. Under no circumstance would he let you downplay or disregard your own feelings and role in this; so what if you didn't want to get in their face as he would? Physical confrontations aren't everything, especially when he's half sure those pigheaded people in your family wouldn't change with or without them. The point was that you're perfect just as you are, and you don't need some dumbasses who don't know anything to make you doubt that.

You understand as much when he leans over to give you a quick kiss on your temple, whispering so before leaving another peck on your cheek and pulling back. For that simple moment, your anxiety is quelled. Funny, how something as common as Sanford giving you affection could calm you down so much. The love he has for you is pure and nearly overwhelming sometimes; it fills you with a warmth so comforting, and a feeling of gentle reassurance you don't know how you went without before. And you knew it was the same for him.

For now, though, Sanford thinks he's got a bit of a solution to this issue (if you could call it one). He's been thinking about it for a while, but now that he's seen firsthand the quality (or lack thereof) of people in your family, he doesn't think it's going too fast. At least, he hopes you won't think so either.

Your attention is caught again when he mutters your name, and you look over to see him staring down at the dashboard, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel as he nervously clears his throat. It's weird to see him so nervous, but it's cute; it reminds you of when you first started dating and he was so anxious about being with someone seriously, least of all someone he admired so much.

"I know this might be too fast, but..you could, well, "join" my family, if you want. My mom's been asking about you, and they just really want to meet you, to be honest. Probably because of how I don't shut up about you," he laughs a little awkwardly, and you smile at how bashful he looks, brow quirking at the question. "They're not...like yours, and I know they won't screw with you like that. So..would you want to?" He looks hopeful as he eyes you, and you can see the slightest bit of apprehension in the way he shifts his hands against the wheel as he waits for your answer.

You hum in thought, genuinely considering the offer. Sanford's without a doubt the nicest guy you've ever met, and you don't think his family would be spoken about so highly by him if they weren't the same. Besides, there's no harm in meeting your boyfriend's family. However, there's a little something about the way he worded it that made you curious.

"Yeah, I'm down for that. All this talk about me joining your family is pre-tty interesting though, babe," you begin, a teasing lilt to your voice as you lean over the console to perch your chin on his shoulder. "You thinking about proposing?"

He sputters, face going red as you chuckle at him. He's quick to make a recovery though, nudging his elbow at you as he shakes his head to himself (he can't hide his own grin, despite this). You feel relaxed as you lean back into your seat, grateful for the distraction in light of everything else that happened that day.

Although, you don't make it entirely back to your seat before Sanford reaches out for your hand again. His larger hand returns to hold yours just as it was on the way to your family's place, and you can see a slight blush tinge his cheeks when you turn yours over to interlace your fingers. He only has a single real response to your teasing, but it's enough to make you double-take.

"That depends, would you say yes?"

#tw: violence #tw: transphobia #tw: verbal abuse #you're so sweet omg I cannot take it #I've never written anything like this so I hope these are alright #BUT if not please lmk so I can try putting together something else or altering them for ya.#I don't mind at all given the seriousness of this scenario <3 :)#transmasc reader #male reader #sanford x reader #hank j. wimbleton x reader #sanford #hank j. wimbleton #madness combat x reader #madcom x reader #my writing

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mersei47 · 3 years ago

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practice painting suit with the famous designer of AAHW

#I use his design from my old techwear drawing and alter a bit #uuuuhhhhhhhh hank wearing suit supremacy #madness combat #hank j. wimbleton #mc auditor #myart

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sad-boy-hank · 3 years ago

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the things that happen in this system i stg

#crunchy art #shank #sheriff x hank #headspace happenings #my alters #sheriff #hank #hank j. wimbleton #tommy sheriff #madcom hank #madcom sheriff #madness combat

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talesofsonicasura · 2 years ago

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Out of Mind, Madness In Spades

Some more info on the Out of Mind AU involving Wild and Hank J. Wimbleton! I purposely cut out some important information just for this.

Let's start off with Mad Oversoul. Hank is not the only one in Wild's mind. Truth is that there are gonna be three more additions who join as the duo tackle the Divine Beasts. Each domain having a piece of the Four Sword, these fragments containing a spirit from Hank's universe etched inside. This mean Wild has access to four different forms. Here's some notes from Purah and Symin about it.

'Mad Oversoul, a mysterious power allowing Link to merge with these maddening spirits from another world. It seems each one holds their own unique boons but with the dangerous risk of altering his mind bit by bit. Also appears that Link's wrists are fading as well.- Purah

(Wild isn't going to have any wrists at the end of his adventure. His hands are gonna be constantly floating.)

'Wild Hank, the Oversoul created by Link and his spirit Hank J. Wimbleton merging together. A ruthless combatant who prefers chopping or impaling his opponents. Special weapon is the mysterious Dragon Sword, a seemingly unbreakable blade with mysterious characters written on it. Hank said it means 'Crush, Kill, Destroy' in Thai. I wasn't surprised.' - Symin

The Shrine of Resurrection had taken these spirits before disconnecting from the Other Side and thought these fragments would serve as perfect storage. Pieces of the Four Sword act like a compass with one piece capable of detecting the others.

Now let's get to the spirits...

Rito Village

Revali's known for his prim yet arrogant demeanor alongside his elegant precise battle style. The spirit housed in the Four Sword fragment found near Rito Village is far from it. An unhinged chaotic entity but also one of Hank's worse enemies: Tricky the Clown!

Despite his low kill count of 18 (11 non-canon wise) and 14 deaths, Tricky isn't no pushover. This zombie clown possesses the Improbability Drive, a device capable of bending reality around him. Often uses it to revive himself, gain superhuman strength/speed and insane hand to hand combat skills. It however made Tricky completely insane personality wise but he does have some civility. (This civility affects his kill count as Tricky prefers to torture his targets, not anyone else.)

He actually joins Wild much easier than Hank as this clown is very curious. Something that can be peaked by exploring Link's world (and let Tricky killing as many monsters he wants.) Mad Oversoul with Tricky is triggered by mental breakdowns, insanity or wearing a mask that covers his face. Overuse causes Wild to lose some of his sanity.

Wild's skin takes a rotted green appearance whilst some of his flesh to even bone becomes exposed, hair reddens alongside gaining waves mimicking Tricky's hair, mouth becomes partially similar to a corpse, and mask morphes to match Tricky's.

'Feral Trick, the Oversoul of Link and the mad clown Tricky. A vicious undead specimen that loves to torment his opponents before tearing them apart! It seems that there's a much greater power waiting to be unleashed... His main weapon is a strange metal pole called an Emergency Sign. Didn't Hank said he impaled Tricky with it?' - Purah

A chatterbox that likes talking to Wild or annoying the hell out of the other spirits in his head. Hank absolutely hates Tricky so headaches are bound to happen as the two argue before Link tunes them out.

Death Mountain

Daruk was a gentle brotherly Goron who used his incredible strength and durability to defend others. The spirit contained inside the Four Sword fragment stuck in the back of a Molten Talus isn't so nice. A large brute that takes his job seriously and tears apart those that hinder it: MAG Agent Torture!

MAGs are augmented Grunts made bigger, stronger and very dangerous with inhuman pain tolerance. Torture is no exception as the metal stakes through his head barely affect him. Almost like he was transformed with those things already inside...

Link has to appeal to Torture's sense of purpose in order to get his consensual assistance as returning home doesn't really matter to the MAG. Torture's insane pain tolerance is at the point where he can be shot in the head and view it as an annoyance. (Man literally sent Hank flying like a golf ball after being shot a few times in the head.)

Mad Oversoul with MAG Agent Torture can be triggered through immense pain, loyalty or aggravation. Overuse runs the risk of becoming more aggressive and less empathetic. Wild's size doubles, grows metallix horns and tusks mimicking Torture's stakes, nails become sharp black claws, and eyes turn blood red from a newly formed second eyelid.

'Savage Torture, the Oversoul of Link and the relentless giant MAG Agent Torture. It seems the spirit's "Magnification" perks have transfered to this violent stern giant! Strikes from swords, arrows and even magic seems to piss him off more than cause harm. If Savage Torture isn't ripping his opponent in half, then that handheld cannon called a 'shotgun' will blow their heads off. Absolutely terrifying.' -Symin

Wild does try to expand Torture's view on things, that there is more to life than just serving some purpose. Thoughtfulness that the MAG is thankful for although he might strangle Tricky and Hank if they don't stop their bullshit.

Gerudo Town

Urbosa, a fierce yet kind Gerudo Chief whose fighting style is a graceful dance. The spirit found in the Four Sword fragment located in Gerudo Town's Royal Palace... not so much. A jokester whose carelessness got him killed and was remade by the Other Side's brutal hold: Deimos or Dedmos.

This wisecracking former smoker holds a very high kill count just like his coworker Hank ranging around 245 kills (46 non canon). If it isn't his technical genius or advances skill in firearms, then the newfound geokinesis, ability to magnify others, and enhanced strength/durability/perception make Deimos a serious threat.

Like Tricky, it's easy to earn Deimos/Dedmos assistance in exchange for checking these Divine Beasts and Guardian tech. Carelessness, disinterest and playfulness triggers his Mad Oversoul. Overuse makes Wild lazier and more careless.

Stone encases Wild's mouth, upper chest, hands and back, skin takes on a rock like hardness, cracks cover part of his face, stone spikes come out of his skin in patches.

'Primitive Rockmos, the Oversoul of Link and wisecracking mercenary Deimos. A unique mix of organic and inorganic materials to form a hybrid golem. One punch from this fighter can turn a Talus into pure dust. Seems he can even dent Guardian armor too! Apparently some kind of chain and dagger made from some unknown material is his preferred weapon.' - Purah

Wild gets along very well with Deimos thankfully. Although he tries to give the Champion flirting tips or let him mess with the Sheikah Slate. Plus he can help drown out any arguments from the others.

Now you noticed that I mentioned the other Champions alongside placing contradictory characters in the areas associated to them. This is because Wild is gonna be interacting with Calamity and his Hyrule's version of champions. It ain't going to be pretty that's for sure.

Don't know if he'll get involved in Age of Calamity w/o the Chain (definitely toss away the whole Terrako lore), but the AOC cast will still interact with Wild and the Madcom characters in his head.

Calamity and Wild will NOT get along so easily especially if the latter's personality got altered a bit due to overusing Mad Oversoul on his journey. How bad? Well, the two definitely punch each other in the face multiple times and got into a fight at least twice.

Like I said in the last post, the Chain are gonna have a very difficult getting Wild to join especially if Calamity is present. Something made harder thanks to the inclusion of Tricky, Deimos and Torture in the Champion's head. Like Hank, they nor Wild are joining the quest unless something of interest is offered.

The Four Sword fragments Wild collected shall come together but it won't exactly be the same sword that Four once used. It becomes a blade reforged through madness and guardian energy given the name Fourth Sin.

No one can wield Fourth Sin except for Wild, it WILL burn any who dares try even Calamity. These burns are unable to heal unless purified as the madness within the injuries nullifies any kind of healing. Injuries from the Fourth Sin causes the wounded to become a target for any undead or corrupted creature. Monsters will even ignore their opponents just to kill those marked by the maddening blade.

The Fourth Sin has more to it than just that but I ain't telling. All you need to know is Wild is much more dangerous than any member of the Chain. Not even Four knows just how deadly this redition of the Four Sword is.

That's all I have for now! Until next time folks, I'll see you back in Hyrule.

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standingonnewgrounds · 2 years ago

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Considering it’s an FNF AU blog, it’s a crime that I didn’t include little Boyfriend in this, huh.

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Name: Boyfriend Hatsune

Species: Purebred human

Age: 20 (post RFM)

Pronouns: He/Him

Height: 5'0 (Ignore the 7 feet post. It’s most likely a joke by the devs.)

Sexuality: Bisexual

Birthday: October 5th

Headcanons

Has four siblings: Older Bro, Big Brother, Miku, and Ritz.

He is the second youngest child in the family.

Will definitely take you down to the point where your parents will make fun of you for that behind your back (canon).

Probably skilled as Hank J. Wimbleton himself.

He learned how to fight (and how to deal with bullet wounds) from Pico.

He doesn’t like to fight, however. He doesn’t like killing unlike Hank.

Is interested in psychology thanks to his friend Loki.

Wants to be a rapper though. Psychology isn’t his hyperfixation, music is.

His singing style is inspired by Daddy Dearest. In fact, he idolized him.

Because of his rap battle with DD, he popularized the style to the point where other decided to get into it.

His comprehension when it comes to English gets better the stronger the bond gets

Since he will go beep boop towards strangers

If that bond is severed, then his speech will degrade alongside it.

Blunt as fuck if he does say something.

Definitely dumb as bricks.

Despite this, he is a nerd when it comes to music.

Knows most of the music terms; including the obscure ones.

If he decided he should, he could probably learn Italian.

Half-Japanese half-American.

Japanese is his second language.

Literally watched the Bee Movie in Japanese just to memorize the opening speech so he can troll people without the others knowing.

Maybe even the entire Japanese script.

For the meme.

Was bullied in school for his blue hair.

Pico saved him from the bullies, and they became friends.

It’s partly the reason why they dated later in life.

Boyfriend got a fever at that fateful day when… Pico’s School happened.

He was glad that he wasn’t there, but he felt bad for Pico.

Eventually, they realize that they weren’t for each other so they broke up.

Whether or not it was good or not remains to be seen (apparently the answer is at the full-ass game, but I’m betting that it didn’t go well)

At this point, he moved on.

While yes, he did used to make clickbait videos to buy cigarettes, seeing Garcello’s final moments put a stop to it. He put out an apology, deleted all of the clickbait, and is now uploading music of his own on his YouTube channel.

Understandably, he is pretty ashamed when someone mentions his clickbait-y past.

Because Miku is very busy doing her idol shenanigans, and thus, rarely comes home, he thinks about her sometimes. He misses her.

Friend magnet. Holy shit, is he a friend magnet.

Consequences

Favorite game is Smash Bros, not Newgrounds Rumble.

Mostly because that game is an equivalent of a fighting game that includes the most notorious serial killers (and a few innocent celebrities) if that was put in this universe without any alterations

Met Hank after the improbability drive had a brain fart of sorts and spit him out in Nevada one day

When Hank was wearing his Antipathy outfit

They trained to survive the hellhole until Boyfriend finally went home

Wishes to dismiss everything as a dream.

It wasn’t.

And he had proof.

Is he disturbed? Used to, but now, it doesn’t bother him that much.

Gives him a few nightmares sometimes.

Once upon a time, it got so bad that Boy and Girl had to intervene every single day to relieve him of his nightmares under orders of the Maker, in expense of other kids.

They do not regret it, as Boyfriend needed their help the most.

Boyfriend is grateful towards these two deities as a result, even to his adulthood.

#Friday night funkin #boyfriend #headcanon #character information #pico’s school #long post

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killing-machine · 4 months ago

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the way Fuckhead is talking about DID makes it sound like theres a specific line of "trauma" you have to cross before an alter of Hank J. Wimbleton specifically can be formed, and i am SO curious what they think the line is

i think ive "earned" being a hank j wimbleton introject anyways if the guy really wants to pull the "you havent had enough trauma" card

i can respond however the hell i want and do whatever i want anyways. maybe i do run a tumblr blog in my free time after killing, you never know

#@gruntmail.com #is there a leveling system in DID and trauma that i dont know about

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vinnival · 3 years ago

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hehe boie guess who's making surprise appreciation fics for my lovely friends!

this one is for @grayfilmsandstuff !!

Prompt from here ! (Altered to fit Carsyn)

"You're looking for Christmas decorations at the nearby abandoned mall, so excited to have your first Christmas in your own house. You'll need a lot more ornaments and décor than what you currently scrounged up. But, being the klutz that you are, you end up knocking over quite a bit of stands and displays, making a giant ruckus! Good thing the other person also looking for stuff in the mall seems more concerned for you than for the mess you've made."

It's miraculous how Carsyn managed to gain a break day from the disaster atmosphere at AAHW. It was rare to get a break day, and they were going to spend it...

Frantically looking for holiday decor...

Listen, you can't blame them. They've only just recently got their own house after weeks of searching for a livable abode. It's a blessing how they found one that was only recently abandoned (hopefully the old owners weren't eaten...).

So, well, with a new home, Carsyn has to decorate it for the proper holiday! And Christmas was right around the corner, so why not?

Jumping over broken pots containing overgrowing plants, they tried to figure out the layout of the store- and hoped to find a storage area where they kept their seasonal decor.

With enough time, they managed to find an "employees-only" door, excitedly entering.

Down a hallway...

Yes! This was the area! Carsyn laughed with relief, looking at the seasonal and holiday decorations that were packed away for restocking.

Thank Gods.

They immediately headed over to the winter/Christmas section, and began grabbing the lights and ornaments.

...And in all their excitement, accidentally tripped over a raised crack, making Carsyn slam into and tip over a seven-foot-tall box holding a fake Christmass tree.

They yelped in fear as the box toppled, and landed on a bunch of ornaments, making a giant crashing noise loud enough to wake the dead.

Their heart hammering in fear, they scrambled away from the newly-created mess.

Glass and plastic were now scattered everywhere, and the potential decorations... all lost...

They didn't even notice someone else had entered the room because they heard the noise.

"Heyo, you okay?" Carsyn nearly had a heart attack from the surprise of another presence.

They couldn't form words, still stunned by the mess they made.

"Yo? You good?"

Their eyes trailed over to a man holding a concerned expression, holding a cigarette. He had a visor adorning his head along with some nifty headphones, and a cocky air floated about him.

"S... sorry, I- I... uh..."

"Timid type, eh? Pshh, don't worry about it, the stuff isn't mine, so I'm not mad. Thought a bear was down here going wild, wanted to see if I could wrestle it, yanno? So I came to check." He shrugged, placing his cig back in his mouth and pulling for a good second, before taking it out again.

"'M Deimos, by the way. Nice to meetcha."

Carsyn blinked, "Carsyn... Also, you mean... the Deimos working with Hank J. Wimbleton?"

His eyebrow raised. "What's it to ya? You huntin' us?"

They stammered, "I'm j-just a scientist for AAHW! I- I'm not going to hurt you, I don't even have a weapon, I was just-"

A laugh cut their desperate explanation off, "Nah, I'm just foolin' with ya, toots! You don't look the type to hurt anyone. Not even a fly, no offense."

They shook their head, shakily standing up from off the ground, "None taken..."

"Sooo," He stepped meticulously over the shattered ornaments as he spoke, "A holiday typa person? Can't imagine how hard it is to find decor, especially with your luck- from what I can assume by looking at this hot mess."

Carsyn's eyebrows furrowed, "Rude!"

Deimos chuckled in response, winking at them with his next words; "Whatcha gonna do, shoot me?"

They ignored that comment, simply turning to the debris and their salvaged decor.

"Um, could you... Could you help me with this? I'm not much of a heavy lifter..." their hand wandered up to their hair to scratch it awkwardly.

"Don't sound so disgraced about it, man! As long as you don't suplex me, I'm fine with helping. Looks like you'd have an aneurysm by just attempting to lift all that hullabaloo up."

That earned him a tiny laugh from Carsyn, making him smile eagerly.

"Y'know, Carsyn, you should laugh more. Makes the world a little brighter, hearing laughter from a kind soul like yours."

They smiled at that. "Thank you, Deimos."

"Anytime, Carsyn."

#madness combat #madness combat fic #gray you matched me up with deimos and i havent stopped thinking ab it #i will forever love you for being such a cool vibe #madness combat deimos

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death-death-devil · 3 years ago

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Hank J Wimbleton

He/Him/His/Himself It/It/Its/Itself Dae/Dric/Drics/Daedricself

Adult alter, adult body

I encourage anons

#fictive #plural #fictives

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talesofsonicasura · 2 years ago

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Out of Mind AU

Another AU dedicated to messing with Wild. A mix of angst, insanity, and overall chaos. I won't lie that this boy might be a bit messed up.

The Shrine of Resurrection believes that Link needs a boost in his combat prowess. It begins reaching to any technology capable of such a feat only to find a very peculiar connection. An unknown program like realm containing the data it seeks to 'upgrade' the slumbering hero.

The machine can only implement one at the moment so it chooses the most powerful of the bunch. What the Shrine of Resurrection doesn't know is that it crossed a strange purgatory not from this dimension. A place full of fallen souls plagued by madness. And it choose the most dangerous of them all: MC(7)Hank.

For anyone who knows this, kudos you are a big Madness Combat nerd like I am. I can't get enough of using this violent yet whacky post apocalyptic series. To those in the dark, the Shrine of Resurrection just put the mind of the protagonist and most dangerous character in the MC franchise. Hank J.(which stands for Motherfucker) Wimbleton.

For anyone wondering how bad this little guy can be(I often headcanon Neveadan/Grunts reaching knee height of the average man), then here's this.

Yeah, he's killed 780 opponents which is 48% of the kills in the series itself, and died 10 times. Hank DIED then came back to life 10x. Death by Small became real and it has been unleashed onto Hyrule.

Anyway back on topic, Wild awakens only to learn that he isn't alone in his head. Hank is there and is very pissed at his predicament. His lethal combat capabilities have been intertwined with Link's so the hero can perform brutal kills. The Grunt's more pissed about being stuck in a weirdo's mind and being forced to help said weirdo save his kingdom.

Not wanting to deal with Wimbleton's constant bitching, Wild offers to help get Hank out of his head alongside helping him get home in exchange. He begrudgingly takes the offer so the duo set off.

(Doesn't know that he's about to be a father figure to this traumatized young adult. This is Link we're talking about here specifically Wild. His dorkiness will turn even the most asshole character like Hank into a protective dad.)

Now Wild isn't going to be doing all the work as Hank is helping in two unique ways. First is caused by the Shrine of Resurrection. Whenever Link's bloodlust, anger and battle craze is high or his life is in grave danger... Hank's being manifests. In short, their souls merge together and Wild's body alters to mimic Hank more. Mad Oversoul, a name coined by Purah later on.

Wrists vanish allowing his hands to float, skin gains a grey tint alongside clay-like feel, a cross appears on his face, metal forms around the lower jaw and eyes turn black with red pupils. This state, Wild Hank, combines both the Champion and mercenary's abilities into a devastating force of violence.

It'll take a long while before they can trigger this via will. However there's a drawback as their memories and personality ends up bleeding into the other. Wild becomes a bit more cold, weapon obsessed and suffers Hank's memories especially deaths in the form of dreams.

Hank becomes kinder, awkward, but also finds himself in Wild's lost memories much to his dismay. Yeah, lost memories so there's gonna be more interactions of my own crafting with the other Champions.

Now, you guys know about the Four Sword right? Well in this story the blade had been shattered leaving behind four large pieces across Hyrule. Wild comes across the hilt in the Zora Domain and is taken off guard when Hank materializes.

Now due to being in pieces, the sword's power isn't that strong so the Grunt can only manifest 30 minutes for every 2 hours. Gaining another piece of the Four Sword can double that time and half the cool down.

There are more stipulations as if Hank is killed then he goes back in Wild's head alongside being unable to come back out for an entire day. My way of making sure the Grunt doesn't decimate every enemy or kill someone that pisses him off.

Oh and the Chain are gonna face pure hell trying to recruit Wild. His new son needs a break but also Hank doesn't do charity work. You better offer up something of interest or he's most likely to stab someone.

Hank: You can take your goddess given quest and shove it up your ass. My son just got done slaying a hell pig 3 months ago. No way in hell are we gonna get dragged in another quest. *Triggers Mad Oversoul and takes off*

Time: By the Three, I'm too old for this.

Four: We aren't losing him! I saw the hilt of the Four Sword on his back!! Dastard is going to explain why my sword looks broken! 😡

Even if they manage to recruit Wild, Hank Motherfuckering Wimbleton is gonna drive everyone up the wall. Dink will look like a puppy compared to how vicious this mercenary can be. Also... Hank might not be the only one stuck in Wild's head. It is the FOUR sword after all.

Plus if I want to, I can just throw in a FNF related side chapter for funsies. Wherever Hank goes, BF and GF are bound to find him. Plus a Link getting dragged into a rap battle sounds fun.

That's all I have for now! Until next time folks, continue to thrive in the madness and I'll see you back in Hyrule.

Next part

#au #crossover #madness combat #madness project nexus #madcom #hank j. wimbleton #hank j wimbleton #loz link #loz botw #loz #legend of zelda #legend of zelda link #legend of zelda breath of the wild #lu wild #linked universe #linked universe related #out of mind au #sonicasura #tales of sonicasura

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talesofsonicasura · 3 years ago

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Taming Madness

Hey guys, this is SonicAsura here with another AU. For this one, I decided to dip into Krinkels Madness Combat series specifically his character Hank.

Canonically, Hank J. Wimbleton is an assassin whose character can be jokingly summarized as emotionally constipated with extreme pain tolerance and has a taste for the art of killing plus guns.

In the series so far, not including Project Nexus, he has been Magnified in an attempt to revive and strengthen them. A process that was cut short leaving Hank partially a Mag. This little idea revolves around his Magnification.

An entity that exists outside of the Madness Combat universe has grown significantly bored at the clashes between A.A.H.W and the Status Quo (or Anti A.A.H.W.) The blood red sky plus desolate land only irritating the being further.

This entity wants some change instead of this never ending game of bloodshed and have just the idea in mind. Plucking Mag!Hank from his reality, the altered Grunt is given a challenge of sorts.

Hank will be tossed into a different world and partnered to a single person. His task? Change their fate in whatever way he can but his 'partner' cannot be killed. If it happens, then he will be punished in a neverending death loop and his world gone like candlelight. Hank can decline but nothing in his world will change for good nor worst. An endless tiring cycle.

If he completes the task, then he would be given a key item to stopping A.A.H.W and restore Nevada to its natural un-apocalyptic state.

Hank accepts and is tossed into the realm of his 'partner'. Now our Grunt assassin won't exactly be in the same form. On arrival he's shrunken down to his original size but still has the red stinger arm. He's basically as strong as his normal unMag self. There's a reason to this.

As Hank continues helping his partner, his form will evolve by meeting certain conditions. A natural evolution to his true MAG form if the process wasn't interrupted back in his world. Unlike normal MAGs, he will still have his independence and personality.

The purpose for this AU is to experiment on Hank's character but also possible interactions and results. Hank and the chosen character are bonded down to the very core of their being. Thoughts, feelings, personality aspects and such are shared between them.

In short, Hank is getting some unique character development than just a new form. Here's an example of a MAG Hank. If people want to try their hand on this type of AU, then go ahead. I really like to see what kind of stuff people can come up with!

Now for my version, what characters Hank could potentially be partnered with? Crossovers are usually my thing. I do have a few in mind. For my chosen characters, I'm going with those facing an ouroboros cycle or death.

Shoot To Kill: Tony Stark

The man of iron with a heart of pure silver, Tony Stark aka Iron Man. His death was from using the Infinity Gauntlet to stop Thanos. A preventable fate especially when you have an extra hand that will always go for the head.

(I'm still super bitter at the injustice done to Tony in MCU)

It is here that Tony's path to becoming Iron Man changes. His emotions and thoughts are open to this strange Grunt. Hank's own is on full display to Tony as well. Both are going to overcome a lot of struggles whether it's their enemies, their viewpoints or inner demons.

Hank and Tony are bound during his escape in Iron Man. Yinsen's death allowing our hero to let loose his rage which summons our little assassin in the process.

Cage the Demon: Jak Mar

Yep! The eco channeler of the Demolition Duo, Jak. He is an example of a Ouroboros Cycle, continuously dooming his innocent past to face the horrors of his future. (Also an excuse to have Hank hang on Jak's shoulder for a bit. 😆)

Hank and Jak during the latter's entrapment in Haven City's jail. It isn't a complete summon unlike Tony as Hank can barely interact with the physical realm until Jak becomes Dark Jak TWICE. Unlike the other entries, Jak and Hank have a sort of headstart on bonding. They will however struggle especially when our elvish hero learns more on our Crossling's...less ethical side.

Jak's trust is already fragile as is, especially when some reunions go sour or south. Both are going have to settle their differences and find a unity. Or else, neither of them can truly escape this neverending cycle.

Harness the Lightning: Cole Macgrath

The bike courier turned hero and protagonist of the first two inFamous games, Cole Macgrath. He dies at the end of inFamous 2, sacrificing his life to the stop an ultimate force of destruction called The Beast. Maybe a certain assassin can be the key to changing his fate?

Cole and Hank are bound during the last half of inFamous. Once again, our assassin can't fully interact with Cole. However, he acts more like a silent manifestation only protecting our Conduit hero at certain times. Mainly to stop a dangerous enemy, avoid severe harm or when Cole's Karmic Limit is maxed.

Hank fully manifests after Cole's first encounter with the Beast. These two will clash as the assassin and our conduit hero's morals are greatly differ as trust is thin They'll have to overcome their views if both want to survive the ultimate death.

Until next time folks, continue to thrive in the madness. Here's a song that I believe suits Hank's character.

#au #tales of sonicasura #sonicasura #madness project nexus #madness combat #madness combat au #hank j wimbleton #hank j. wimbleton #madcom #madcom hank #tony stark #jak and daxter #iron man #jak #infamous #cole macgrath #madness combat hank #mag hank #SoundCloud

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