#handsumfella

[itsdeathofabachelor]

Happy birthday to my favourite microwaved creature

[screamm1996]

Are you fucking kidding me.

THE ULTIMATE CHOICE WTF

[llegato]

no jubby no bear all we got is jshit. fuck this gay earth

[mcytblrconfessions]

is handsumfella good at minecraft like every clip of him i see is like ☝ life is a sandwich. theres mayo in it. and he has like 5 god apples in his hotbar

[tiredofthehumanlife]

I think Regulus' voices sounds like how Elita sounds when she sings like it's so freeky and creepy that it's almost seductive or he sounds like handsumfella and I haven't decided which yet

[sh4dys]

i NEED more handsumfella content PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

i have stuff in the works i’m excited about 😋

i could totally tag you in future posts about him!! i’m thinking of starting a tag list anyways, sooo if anyone wants to be tagged in specific people feel free to lemme know!

but yes, hansumfella content is a must. everyone is desperate 😔

[mvkyis]

what do you write about? Are there specific shows and movies or is it just whatever

Omg Tysm for asking btw I’m in love with ur writing!!

I write for a few different things and also whatever.

Percy Jackson

Criminal Minds

Sturniolo Triplets

Albert Aretz/Flamingo

9-1-1

Harry Potter

Tyler/Handsumfella

The Hunger Games

Encanto

Feel free to suggest!! 💗

[kiwicam]

Both schlatt and handsumfella left less than an hour in

[highdefinitions]

handsumfella is basically gamer rain

[gladiolidiaries]

Why y’all victimizing Hannah LMAO. The same girl who left Sylvee waiting for hours cause she insisted on staying on stream with dnf when they told her to leave. The same one who said that shady shit about Gia in the back seat of the car when snf were making that one joke about someone being left behind. The same one who is bffs with handsumfella who is a Dream anti. Like don’t make me laugh. Esp with her white woman crocodile tears.

i'm just saying in this situation i feel bad for her its not that deep

[moonpascal]

i’m glad you got it! (his name is handsumfella;) )

thank you that means a lot 🥲

not again

summary: spiderman ends up on your fire escape…again

any peter parker x f!reader l wc: 780 (thought it was longer)

warnings: mentions of blood, 18+ reader and peter parker, language, possibly ooc, lots of dialogue, idk what else

a/n: rewrote this at least 20 times and this version i’m at least ok with more than the others. considering it’s been in my drafts forever. still new at writing and suck ass at being descriptive as i want to be. hopefully it’s enjoyable, if so leave a like, comment or reblog <3

“I really am sorry for showing up two nights in a row” Spiderman sighed.  

“Ya sure I bet you are, especially after I told you I don’t have a first aid kit or know jack shit about what I'm doing,” you grumbled. It was too late or too early—who the hell knows. All you knew was that you had work in the morning, and poorly assessing the Spiderman was not on your to-do list. 

Lightly dabbing the washcloth against the exposed areas of the suit, careful not to apply too much pressure, but no matter how delicate you were it didn't take the pain away. 

How he managed to land on your fire escape yesterday and to purposely come again tonight was beyond you. Why couldn’t he land somewhere who was a nurse or owned a damn first aid kit! Even though tonight’s assets are not as roughed up as yesterdays. From what you could see, it seems like he healed a bit.

“Just a tip, but you should learn to dodge when someone is coming at you,” you smirked trying to lighten the mood. Being up this early made you delirious when it’s this late at night; anything and everything is funny when it’s two in the morning. He must think you’re pretty funny when he huffs and his shoulders shake a bit before groaning at the movement.

“I got a tip for you and it’s pink.” Heat instantly rushes to your face, the shock evident when you pause. You quirk an eyebrow at him, “That mask confidence really gettin to you, or did you get hit in the head too many times today?”

“Bit of both, I watched this streamer guy and he said it. I’ve been itching to say it.” If he had the mask off you might think he’s smirking at you. But all you get to see is the white lens’s from the suit adjusting looking at you. 

“I’m not surprised, you seem like someone who watches streamers.” He scoffs as you start wringing out the last of the blood from what was a white cloth. There's no point in keeping it now. Sliding out of the dining chair, grabbing the bowl and littered trash accumulated around you guys.

“I do appreciate your help and that I landed on your fire escape.” 

“My sleep says otherwise. How did you end up on mine of all places in the first place?” It’s been running marathons in your head since yesterday's incident. The apartment balcony looked like everyone else’s -plain- and in between levels, not even the top floor. 

“Web snapped, ran out of web fluid last minute,” he shrugged, as if that’s the most normal thing in the world. Web fluid? Like it comes out of him- eww gross—not even gonna think about it. 

Glancing at the stove, the green glow of the clock saying it was indeed time to go back to bed. Having to be up in a few hours for a stupid meeting, that you didn’t have to be there for only to be the office bitch- which isn’t even your job- but it paid wellish. At least enough to afford this place.  

“I’m glad I could be of assistance spidey, you're welcome to my couch, but I’m going to head to bed. I have a long day tomorrow.”

He shifts in the chair before slowly standing up gripping his side. He starts limping towards the window, and groans as he opens the stubborn thing. “See you tomorrow night, my guardian angel.”

“No sir, I won’t be here tomorrow night,”you laughed. Turning all the lights off till you got close to him. You could feel his shock just staring at you even if the mask hid his expression. It’s almost too easy to read him like this. 

“And why not?” He questioned with a hint of too much sass. Popping his hip out and placing his hand there. 

“I’m started to suspect you’re getting hurt on purpose to see me,” you copy his pose with just enough dramatics. “Anyways I have a date,” you shrugged. First one in a while at that and a girl has needs that’ll hopefully be fulfilled, but it’s best not to get your hopes up too high. 

“A date? At 2 in the morning?” 

“Yeah if it ends well,” you smirk. He drops his pose before not so gracefully trying to get out the window. 

“Oh yeah makes sense, right well enjoy your date,” he stutters before slamming the window shut, enough to shake the pictures you have hanging on the wall. 

You sigh, latching the lock and trudging back to the comfort of your bed. 

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Repost @picassothewonkyandwacku 😋So proud of his stick!☺️👍🏽👏🌲 🌲Two Wonky Dogs in the Woods…!🥰 #BabyBru #PicassoTheWonkyFacedDog #PerfectlyImperfect #TrailDog #PNW #OregonWoods #DifferentlyAbled #PerfectlyImperfect #BabyBru #CraigsGuyForLife #HandsumFella #nybcfam4life #specialneedsdog #WhyWeRescue #DogsofInstagram #TheDodo #adoptdontshop #WeRateDogs #RescueLife #wonkyfacedog #BoopMyNose #BarkBox #BuzzFeed #boopMyNoNose https://www.instagram.com/p/CRUaNHaJFvn/?utm_medium=tumblr

[irisavivi]

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Repost @picassothewonkyandwacku 🥳Throwback Thursday!🥳 💗For anyone who might not yet know it, here is the amazing story of🌟Brute/BabyBru/Newt!🌟 🥰He was rescued by @newyorkbullycrew and brought to NYC from Texas after his mother bit his face, badly injuring him😥 💗BabyBru/Newt went immediately into foster care with Craig @c.legit5 💗and his wife💗Virginie💗Craig founded NYBC!😁👍🏽🐶 😍Like so many of you, I fell in love with this remarkable puppy🐶on April 6, when Craig posted the first video of him going to his vet!💗 😍You all probably know about🌟Wacku🌟who I adopted from @pawsphilippines 🌟 💗Wacku💗lost his upper snout in a vicious machete attack by a drunk😪So I knew a lot about living with a noseless dog and felt an immediate connection to🌟BabyBru/Newt🌟🙏🏽🥰His facial injury healed, closing over his nasal cavity💗He breathes through his mouth only at this point💗We are investigating the possibility of creating an opening for him to breathe but this isn’t known yet!💗 💗Another concern is his vomiting and regurgitation if he eats more than a few bites of food at a time😑The tests so far have at least ruled out Megaesophagus, thank goodness!🥳 💗I adopted🌟BabyBru🌟and his nickname is🌟Newt!🌟We live on 55 acres🌲in Eugene🌲Oregon🌲😘I have a big family of adopted dogs and Pax the pig!🐷I also founded @luvabledogrescue 💜which operates on the same property☺️We have rescued dogs, cats and pigs here at our animal refuge!😍Some are up for adoption and some will live here at💜Luvable💜their whole lives😍I promise to update you all on🌟Newt🌟as we learn more about him and what can be done to help him…!🙂 Thank you, @c.legit5 for choosing me to be his mom!!!💗🙏🏽💗I love him so much, it hurts!💗#BabyBruNewt #DifferentlyAbled #motleycrue #adoptdontshop #ThrowBackThursday #PNW • • • #PerfectlyImperfect #BabyBru #Newt #NewtTheNoseless #CraigsGuyForLife #HandsumFella #nybcfam4life #specialneedsdog #WhyWeRescue #DogsofInstagram #TheDodo #adoptdontshop #WeRateDogs #RescueLife #wonkyfacedog #BoopMyNose #BarkBox #BuzzFeed #boopMyNoNose https://www.instagram.com/p/CTXkCFojZF2/?utm_medium=tumblr

[irisavivi]

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Repost @picassothewonkyandwacku 😳They always look like they got caught doing something naughty!🤪 💗I love these two so much!💗 😃Wilder has been sooooo happy to have🌟Newt🌟to play with!🥳Wilder is 6 years old but still acts like a puppy!💗Wacku wanted nothing to do with the wrestlemania activities☺️ 💗OMG- Newt’s legs are so long, Wilder can already stand underneath him!😂 #BestDogFriends #puppy #MakeTheMostOfWhatYouveGot #DifferentlyAbled #PerfectlyImperfect #BabyBru #Newt #NewtTheNoseless #CraigsGuyForLife #HandsumFella #nybcfam4life #specialneedsdog #WhyWeRescue #DogsofInstagram #TheDodo #adoptdontshop #WeRateDogs #RescueLife #wonkyfacedog #BoopMyNose #BarkBox #BuzzFeed #boopMyNoNose #MacheteAttackSurvivor #Wacku https://www.instagram.com/p/CS4kyu5j55-/?utm_medium=tumblr

[irisavivi]

Repost @picassothewonkyandwacku 😍Ok, is it just me, or does anybody else think🌟Newt🌟sometimes looks like an alien baby?😂(a cute alien baby!👽😍) #ExtraTerrestrial #Extra #OtherWorldly #PerfectlyImperfect #BabyBru #Newt #CraigsGuyForLife #HandsumFella #nybcfam4life #specialneedsdog #WhyWeRescue #DogsofInstagram #TheDodo #adoptdontshop #WeRateDogs #RescueLife #wonkyfacedog #BoopMyNose #BarkBox #BuzzFeed #boopMyNoNose https://www.instagram.com/p/CR8WEP6jcIi/?utm_medium=tumblr

[irisavivi]

Repost @picassothewonkyandwacku 💗BabyBru’s birth-name in Texas was “Brute.” 😳Then his momma bit his face, badly injuring him, and he was rescued by @newyorkbullycrew 💗🙏🏽💗Nobody at NYBC thought the name “Brute” fit him, so Craig and Virginie @c.legit5 called him “BabyBru!”☺️ ☺️So…Why is💗BabyBru’s nickname🌟Newt?🌟😁What is a newt?🤔A newt is basically like a salamander!🙂In Oregon, we have many varieties of Salamander and also the “Rough-skinned Newts” who have bright orange bellies and are semi-aquatic💧They live all over my property🙂I think they are adorable but I have learned it’s best not to touch them due to a toxin they can have in their skin as a defense against predators😳 (Btw, that is not my finger in the photo with the newt!😂👍🏽) 😍Thankfully my dogs completely ignore them💗They are very gentle creatures!🙂 #Newt #PNW #OregonWoods #optoutside #BabyBru #PerfectlyImperfect #BabyBru #Newt #CraigsGuyForLife #HandsumFella #nybcfam4life #specialneedsdog #WhyWeRescue #DogsofInstagram #TheDodo #adoptdontshop #WeRateDogs #RescueLife #wonkyfacedog #BoopMyNose #BarkBox #BuzzFeed #boopMyNoNose https://www.instagram.com/p/CR3sikfJ3A7/?utm_medium=tumblr