#⤷ love; shady

[sh4dys]

Love, love, love » Hansumfella

summary: just some sweet and sappy headcanons

warnings: fluffy fluff , established relationship ofc , fem!reader at some parts (being called a mother to squash)

A/N: someone had asked for black!reader headcanons but as someone who looks like casper the friendly ghost, i highly doubt i’m at place for that </3 so here are some regular generic headcanons for you guys! - and i plan to make an SFW alphabet

-> in my eyes i don’t think he’s huge on pda, but the second he’s alone with you you’re gonna struggle getting away from him. he’ll hold you so tightly and so close to him, it nearly hurts to move

-> he’ll probably use nicknames like “bubba” or “babycakes” as jokes to get you to cringe (unless you think they’re cute), but when he’s serious he’ll use names like “baby”, “babe”, maybe even “princess” or “angel”

-> loves showing you off on stream. he’ll facetime you just so you can say hi to the chat, then proceed to brag amour how amazing of a partner you are

-> if chat ever says anything weird towards you he immediately shuts it down. he’ll let than call him sexy or joke abt him getting back shots, but the second your name gets involved he won’t tolerate it. even if you’re okay with it, he’s not

-> binge watching shows with him is like trying to have a toddler sit still for a movie. you’ll have to bribe him with so many things, eventually just having to put all your body weight atop of him for him to stay somewhat still

-> nearly all his online friends are also your friends. especially jake and johnnie. if he’s ever hanging out with them, you’re most likely there too

-> he swears squash loves you more than him, making him a bit petty when you’re holding him in your arms.

“you do know that’s my son, right?”

“yes? i’m his mother, y’know..”

-> at the end of the day after his streams he’ll make sure you ate, took care of yourself, all that stuff. if you’ve had a rough day he’ll go the extra mile to tuck you into bed and let you get a good nights sleep

-> overall i think he’s just like the most chill boyfriend to have, you don’t have to worry about much since he’ll barely acknowledge another person as long as he’s with you

[bold-embrace]

I need to draw Natori more often

[babyb1ues]

xavier’s dynamic with mc is the most goated to me because first and foremost they chill with each other like friends do. Like that’s the foundation of everything, like sure it’s the nature of the game for it to be romantic but take that away and they would still get along so well—they’re friends and they meet each other in the middle as equals and at the end of the day it’s still love. sometimes no one else will know you the way a friend does

[nevertem]

[oddthesungod]

Shadowhand 💜

[s0lidblack]

[nekrosmos]

Nikolai and Price going to an evening game of poker with some of Nik's "friends", John sitting with his guard up as he's surrounded by a group of dangerous international criminals, all of them carrying guns, all of them glancing at him with a curious look. Price is uncomfortable but doesn't show it, while Nikolai is awfully relaxed considering the situation.

The evening goes on, drinks, cigars and hearty laughs are shared around the table, the bets reaching numbers Price doesn't even make in half a year. It would be a problem, if he wasn't winning most of the rounds, piles of cash gathering around him as he feels the tension build in the room. One of the younger guys, another russian speaker, starts getting an attitude about it around two hours in, and Nikolai immediately puts him in his place with a single sentence Price doesn't understand, his voice booming, as intimidating as he could be, a heavy silence falling inside the room as the lad with an attitude sits back down, eyes not even daring to look at Nik. The silence is only broken by Nik again, a warm laugh leaving his lips and the other men joining him, their nervousness barely hidden.

It had been so easy for Nik to command the room, and even after the tension had diminished, Price could see how much respect these men had for him, while also clearly being scared shitless of the man. Price had rarely felt more attracted to him as he did at that moment, and the wink and smirk Nikolai gave him when he noticed him looking in his direction absolutely did not help.

John eventually left the table, excusing himself for a moment but squeezing Nik's hand briefly as he got up, moving deeper in the building they were using for their game.

A minute later and it's Nik's turn to excuse himself, quickly finding Price who immediately grabs him by the collar of his open shirt and presses his lips against his, Nik hungrily returning the kiss and pushing John against a nearby wall.

When they return to the table, hair tousled, face flustered, all it takes is one glance from Nikolai to shut the others up. This is his territory, this is where he's comfortable, surrounded by dangerous men who show him respect and never dare to cross him.

It's easy for John to forget how natural this all is for his partner, and if Nikolai brought him here tonight to assert his dominance and show off a little, just so he could impress John, well, that mission sure was a success.

[lomlompurim]

Do yall have headcanons for heavenly demon babies/toddlers ? (as speaking of half demons like Binghe) I have a preg Bingge eventual BinggYuan AU where he has a little son, and I'd love to read what you think about the growing process and shenanigans of raising heavenly demon child

(little doodle of reference of Bingge and his son, Chuxin)

[capseycartwright]

like not to start something on this fine tuesday morning but if you’ve somehow watched all six seasons eddie diaz has been in and concluded he’s a horrible person and a bad friend and an unlikeable character i fear you’ve not watched the show at all. one of the best things about 911 is that every main character is important to the storyline and is likeable and someone the narrative gets us to invest in. and you’re telling me you watched eddie’s single fatherhood journey and watched him watch his wife die and watched him crawl out from under 40 feet of mud and get shot in the street and survive and you don’t root for him? you see the way he loves christopher and the trust and faith he has in buck when it comes to both looking after his son and looking after eddie himself and your big conclusion there is that eddie is a bad friend? genuinely don’t be silly. like actually don’t be silly. ​don’t ship buck and eddie if you don’t want to but don’t pretend their friendship isn’t a cornerstone of this show and that eddie doesn’t play his role in being part of that core heart of the show. ok rant over.

[misc-obeyme]

MC finds a large sword in Solomon's room and picks it up.

MC: What’s this?

Solomon: That would be Excalibur.

MC: How did you get Excalibur?

Solomon: People are kind of impressionable. I just did a little magic and convinced them I was Merlin.

MC: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you’ve also got the holy grail stashed away somewhere.

Solomon: Er…

MC: Is this what you’ve been doing with your long life? Pilfering significant artifacts throughout human history?

Solomon: Of course not. I’m safekeeping magical objects so they don’t fall into the wrong hands.

MC: I think it’s too late for that.

Solomon: Ouch...

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[sh4dys]

she just don’t get it 😔

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[shrub-jay]

Wes Weston: IRS.

Wes Weston is used to billionaires having sketchy finances. An offshore account here, and offshore account there-- A second home in a tax haven. He's never seen books like Wayne Enterprise's before.

"What even is BASE jumping? Why do they have a whole Applied Sciences department with only one guy working in it?" Wesley Weston had questions for Bruce Wayne. Questions he would get answered, if the billionaire was ever actually in his office. This was why he found himself rumbling up to the Wayne's well manicured, monoculture lawn in an only slightly questionable Uber.

"Wes Weston, IRS," he whispers, practicing under his breath before knocking on the door. "Wes Weston. IRS," he says more confidently, fumbling to get his badge out of his pocket. The door swung open, and he jumped. Goddamn rich people with their motion detecting doorbells.

"Dick Grayson, Blüdhaven P.D."

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Wes Weston stood back from his cork board as rain pelted his hotel room window.

"Holy ghost. Bruce Wayne is the fucking Batman."

[bruciemilf]

hiii ily tell some more abt silly little bruce wayne

Baby Bruce gets kidnapped. A lot

Luckily for all involved, it happens when he’s a little too young to comprehend what kidnapping IS. It does seem rather odd that mama and papa fire cooks, gardeners, and drivers so often.

(‘Fire’ is the childproof version of ‘we slaughtered these bastards in the basement’)

Thomas is very protective over him and has huge doubts about leaving him unattended. It’s just kind of hard being around your child when you reek of murder all the time

Alfred can handle it, but there’s a collective mourning in the fact that he HAS to.

Very shy kid; Aside from Oliver and Harvey, he never made a lot of friends, but then again, his parents don’t have that many either. He has his uncle Oz and his stuffed toys, and Alfie, and that’s alright with him

I think Thomas and Martha would love for him to have some, but you just can’t be too sure, ever

I think he’d make good friends with Alberto Falcone; Thomas knows an unwanted child when he sees one, so Carmine’s little son is always welcomed around.

“you know, you’re nothing like your dad” for Alberto, that’s a compliment.

Martha was an expert marksman and definitely thought him how to handle guns, but she always made a game out of it. Can’t be too harsh with the baby

Bruce was a mafioso baby let’s be real

Thomas was big on spoiling him, but he also made it clear Gotham didn’t have favorites; She can, thought, pick sides sometimes.

After he and Martha get killed, Bruce wonders why she didn’t pick theirs.

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Unknown sailor

Dover Street Studios, 1900s

[mahi-does-some-art]

What if, instead of the Sorcerers' Society being just a small organization with a headquarters, it was instead a hidden city or capital where not only could sorcerers go to for assistance and to get their licenses, but could safely live and learn without having to put so much effort into hiding their magic from general human public? (Something similar to Witch Hat Atelier perhaps)

A hidden away capital with houses and apartments and magical shops selling everything a sorcerer would ever need. Where they can safely converse on the street and network and apprentices can talk to each other and swap tales of their lessons and masters.

Out in the expanse of the human world, it's hard to come by each other so having a place to live like that would be great.

But also it would make Solomon getting chased out by a dragon so much funnier (or sadder) since he and the mystery apprentice would have been the ones to found the Sorcerers' Society in the first place.

He would probably own his own house there and come back there whenever there was a meeting he had to attend or some urgent matter to discuss. Solomon wouldn't stay there longer than he usually had to and his property is usually empty.

But when sorcerers usually take in an apprentice, that apprentice lives with their master in order to make the most of learning opportunities and a lot of them tend to move back to the Sorcerers' Society for convenience.

If Solomon was able to convince MC to live with him for "educational purposes" completely separate from the brothers and Devildom, who's to say he wouldn't give living amongst his peers an honest try once more?