#handlebar stache

[fatstache]

Young guy, sweet stache

[one-pump-chump]

ok i have to ask WHERE and HOW are people getting that one trevor haircut you know the one. the trailer trash flat top undercut. i love it but it’s not available for me is it on deluxe edition or something

[eddiestightywhities]

when your imbd app sends you a notification recommending 9-1-1 to you while your busy losing your fucking mind over eddie diaz's new fruity af stache to the degree that your fingers are literally dislocating from typing out all the buddie going canon scenarios faster than buck can shave off his sideburns

[maliciousalice]

brrrt

[unproduciblesmackdown]

because there's 5 million iconis vids i haven't seen but How is this only now gracing my sidebar. shedding a tear not a minute & a half in, a dramaturgical twist you'll never see coming, "stop the planet of the apes: i want to get off!" type [musical conventions framed humorously but from the dissonance with source material the audience already knows of rather than "jokes about musicals are about being above them"] fun & antics & thus not truly In Earnest adaptation efforts but without disdain / rather Fully In Earnest Playfulness as ever

[murdockbilaws]

idc what anyone says. literally the hottest johnny has ever looked, with that damn handlebar mustache of his.

[altocat]

Imagine if Rufus grew out a mustache... y'know like his dad?

It's okay, kids. Handlebar 'stache Rufus isn't real. He can't hurt you.

[anti-homophobia-cheese]

GUYS. my gym crush with the most perfect handlebar stache is baaaaack 😭 i missed him so much, he was gone for months!!

[anna-hawk]

We all know how much Jon doesn't care about what he wears in his everyday life. And I gotta say that I really admire him for his "rolls into a pill of clothes and goes out with what sticks" attitude. No one does the trashman (affectionate) look quite like he does and it's always fun to see what new pair of socks he'll be wearing 😂. So here's a collection of some of his most epic looks over the past years.

[draconxs]

Much as Kaido wanted to push further on the last leg of his voyage, he had to consider a lot of his crew weren't nearly as high on endurance as himself and the top echelon of the crew. Demands to pull in to shore at the closest island so that they could get their bearings were finally heard and so the beast pirates docked on Aka-Nashi with the intent to relax.

It was Kaido's own intention to simply drink the night away seeing as the babes and prostitutes his much smaller men went for were nowhere near his ever-increasing size. The ache was bone deep and so only enough booze to kill a sea king would be all he needed to fade into a pleasant buzz.

Hard to do that when a little gnat was flitting around his waist needling him for business he hardly ever took part in himself.

"Why don't you go bother someone more your size punk? I don't care if you think you can handle me, you are not the last to think that and end up biting off more than they can chew." His size was a problem all over his body, girthy and thick physique defined his entire being and there wasn't anyone he didn't damage when he felt an urge too strong to ignore.

The stranger having the audacity to think he could make him cum was laughable at best, causing him to chortle deeply around the rim of his mug, some alcohol spilling out and onto his exposed chest carelessly.

"Worororo! You think so? You are quite the brazen little brat I'll give you that. Maybe after a few more drinks I'll consider it."

@draconxs

Aka-Nashi island is good for two things, sometimes one depending on the patron. Story goes the island had little in the way of natural resources despite its  location on the last leg of the Grand Line. Those that made it that far were weary, exhausted from the strange weather and sea beast, it was the ideal place for an Inn and then one brothel and then another. Ships full of pirates and Marines alike needing to blow off steam with pockets full of treasure. Within a few short years the island's population exploded with vendors, restaurants and all colors of kink for cash.

Luffy's only been on Nashi for two years and it's easy living but his plan has always been to save up enough for his own ship. A few more months and it's back to the sea and the wind in his sails. Paying for passage is an option but trusting folks isn't as easy as it used to be.

It's past midnight and the city's just starting to come back to life. The rubberman usually prefers the day shift; patrons not as picky if they prefer women, easy marks. Today however a big ship had docked, business spilling into the streets, formal houses overrun which equaled wait times and impatient pirates wandering the streets or drinking their fill which is where he finds himself chatting up some big guy in leather pants.

Or trying to.

“Come on old man, what you got to lose?” Luffy’s grinning head craning uncomfortably far back to meet the strangers gaze. Had to be what four; five foot height difference; even more with the horns.  He doesn’t mind, hardly notices that the man he’s propositioning arm’s are about the width of his shoulders, it was just another night and berri to be made. 

“Don’t gotta worry about hurting me or anything.” Most were off put by the confidence he radiated but customers outside of human portions were his specialty even if it didn’t look like it. “My rates are real fair given ‘m the only one on the island that can fuck ya.” 

Doesn’t want to say he’s fucked bigger… but. He steps further into the man's bubble, little more than groin high this close. Found out pretty quickly that big guys have this thing for smaller partners even if it's not possible normally. Escorts their size were rare off Elbaf. “Ok, ok, final offer, if I can’t make you cum it’s free. That’s a steal.” Toothy grin folds into a knowing smirk.

[animatedjen]

the only canon hair for Cal are the Choppy Forward, Survivor, and Scrapper ones. Anything else is just disrespect to Cal

I could definitely make a tier list of Cal’s customization options: Scrapper, Survivor, and Windswept would be my A tier hairstyles and the “sillier” options like Mullet and Headband would be towards the bottom. But I’m very photomode focused and that drives a lot of my preferences - how it looks in motion, does it distract from the photo’s story, etc. Choppy Forward is a good one too!

Originally I wanted all of the cosmetics to look “cool” and didn’t appreciate the less-serious options, but this thread from Game Director Jason de Heras was really helpful: he gives insight into Respawn’s design philosophy to “Find the Fun” whether you’re fighting murder chickens or Rick the Door Technician. Or finding silly beards in chests!

So while I’ll still prefer cosmetics that fit the narrative, and hope Jedi 3 gives us more story connected outfit options (Anchorite, High Republic, Haxion Brood, etc) I know some people really enjoy becoming Redneck Cal Cletus and yeehawing their way across Koboh. There’s room for all of us 🙌

(But do I die a little inside when someone’s first playthrough has the Handlebar Stache equipped during the final cutscenes?? Yesssssss.)

[stardewvalleybut-i-draw]

Who is your favorite stardew Bachelor?

Harvey!

and for the dumbest reasons...

Harvey ended up being my favorite bachelor for 2 main reasons

he has a cool mustache! I always like characters with handlebar mustaches. It's why I like Gus's character design and although it's not really a stache, he's the only bachelor with one. Which is why it always slightly saddens me when they shave it off in mods

He likes coffee. I like coffee... A LOT!

AND THAT WAS IT :D

That's all it took!

[latveriansnailmail]

One fact and one opinion on Discworld--

FACT: Angua MUST be depicted with tremendous hair that is so untamed that it gives Magrat a run for her money. This is spelled out in Angua's early appearances and is canon. Angua=BIG HAIR

OPINION: This is less supported by text and not supported by Kidby's art, but I imagine Vimes to be fairly large and built but permanently hunched from all that time dodging the rain. Just think about all the brawling and feats of strength he has performed! Also, Vimes has a HUGE handlebar cop 'stache. Says I.

[syckcos]

a valentine's themed & lovecore, drag-informed makeup look. circa 2023. i remember feeling hella cute with that faux handlebar stache teehee

[sandboxer]

Edgeworth is definitely an all or nothing man when it comes to facial hair. He spends the first 15 years of his career shaving meticulously every morning until one day he gets called “kid” by a defendant who doesn’t realize he’s the Chief Prosecutor so he disappears from the face of the earth for a solid month before returning to work with the most well-groomed handlebar mustache you’ve ever seen and an uncannily even beard. If you mention pre-stache Edgeworth your pay is docked 20% for a first offense and 100% for a second. He keeps his facial hair clippings in a small velvet sack and one of his office tea shelves is replaced with an entire barber shop’s worth of products. He doesn’t eat breakfast most days but he does spend 30 minutes in both the morning and the afternoon grooming his mustache such that not a single hair could ever dream of falling astray of its proper position