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littlefreya · 3 months

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Sorry guys, but Hugh Hammer is a beefy daddy

#Hugh Hammer #house of the dragon #I am still salty about Harwin Strong not getting enough screen time #but I’ll settle #because damn #I have a thing for hammers #🔨🔨🔨#hammer me #kieran bew #Google says he is 6’1

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ringosmistress · 6 months

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#this is doing numbers #follow me for more beatles bangers guys #god john was on something back then #john can't possibly hate octopus's garden more than maxwell's silver hammer #poor ringo #what was paul's take on that octopus song #i love it though #loved that scene where george was helping ringo with that song #made me believe in starrison #peace and love everyone #the beatles #john lennon #paul mccartney #george harrison #ringo starr #beatles #memes

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egophiliac · 20 days

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(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #smoking #my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys #and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT #on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team #regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good #(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire #the results may shock you #(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you

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theworldsforgottenboy · 2 years

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Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

#‘we were a hammer to the statue of David we were a painting you could never frame’ what would you trade the pain for?’ that’s primo shit #Pete wentz you gotta stop doing this to me #(please never stop)#ppl are adding there favorites in the comments and I just want to say please continue #fob #fall out boy #music

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jesse-pinko · 8 months

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“But Skyler fucked Ted!” I wish she’d fucked Walter’s mom actually. I wish she’d told Walt to kill himself every day for breakfast lunch and dinner. I wish she had taught Holly to say “dad sucks” as her first words. So no she wasn’t perfect.

#the ungodly amount of restraint she showed in not killing him w hammers #couldn’t be me but you do you queen #skyler white #anti walter white #breaking bad #brba #misogyny

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utterdrip · 8 months

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plans? nay, on a wing & no prayer (inspired by @snowberry-pie’s post)

#frankie posts #bg3 spoilers #astarion #bg3 #astarion acunin #bg3: vid #i have more that are him failing nature/history/investigation checks #but those are moreso situational #whereas these hea literally like #no plans just vibes #my favorite one is the hammer lne #id never gotten it before and it made me LOL #starry comp

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redvelvetbunny · 5 months

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me and the kid i occasionally take care of

#lee everett #lee twdg #the walking dead game #twdg #twdg fanart #clementine twdg #i miss them #old art posting #old art alert #hopefully nobody hits me with hammers like how they did with sam #jart

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hinamie · 2 months

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all i have left

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuuji #yuuji #megumi #hhhhhhhhh why angsty mood im hurting my me :((((((#go from megumi angst 2 dumb outfits then HARD pivot back 2 angst #u dont understand th clench in my heart i get drawing th sukuna scars on megumi i genuinely hate it so much #theyre such a Part of yuuji's design tht drawing them on megumi feels so viscerally wrong n it just hammers home that nothing is alright #had to listen 2 the cutesiest music possible while drawing this 2 keep myself sane #miku miku beam th pain away :)#real talk tho like. im really not one to b terribly emotionally affected by my own art. or to draw from my Own emotional state at all rly #i tend 2 keep myself pretty distant #but theres smth abt this one man this one pulls at th kokoro :(#suffering from success ig :/#created an emotionally poignant piece n it hurt. 0/10 wld not recommend. am going back to drawing boys shirtless >:c #gna draw something else so i stop feeling genuine human emotion

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zzoupz · 2 years

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I'm so obsessed with this gif I use it every chance I get. get fucked boy

#the hammer turning left and right is fucking comedy gold to me i have no idea why

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psykersomatic · 7 months

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#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #fallout shitpost #fallout: new vegas #fallout 3 #fallout 4 #fallout deathclaw #deathclaw #deathclaws #quarry junction #just fuck me with a hammer i guess

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beyondthisdarkhouse · 1 year

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After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me

#this is like the time I spraypainted a bunch of screw heads gold #because I was putting up gold spraypainted shelf brackets and wanted these black screws to not stand out #and to make it easier I took a piece of thin cardboard and cut a series of Xes in it #then pushed the screws in a little bit and positioned it over the gap between boards on the back deck #and used my hammer to just plonk those screws into place so I could spraypaint them!#i felt so clever I posted a video of it #(gold spraypaint makes me feel giddy and childlike)#and everyone was like #“GIRL NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT DON'T TRY TO *HAMMER* YOUR *SCREWS* INTO A DECK!”#it took like. so much work to try to explain to people why this was a problem I wanted to solve #much less the mechanism by which i solved it #my brain is just. HIGHLY WEIRD SOMETIMES

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aphel1on · 5 months

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AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

#he just like me fr #dungeon meshi #laios touden #actuallyautistic #aphelion.txt #dunmeshi #laios #autism things #im definitely chewing on that marcille lore/angst too but the laios nightmare sequence hit close to home!!#dont think falin had a great relationship with their parents either #i mean aside from being willing to abandon her in the dream. idk if that's 100% accurate to how they acted.#it didnt seem like her affinity for ghosts was gonna go down real good in that flashback #also i need to write that post abt how falin has girl autism (dont ask me what that means unless you want to enter an unskippable cutscene)#actually its pretty easy to hit most dunmeshi chars w the hammer of autism laios is just the most obvious #senshi hyperfixating and having meltdowns (Waterwalk Incident.) and low empathy for people until he's gotten Attached #i need to go find that post someone made about chilchuck being the token allistic it was so fucking funny #i have like 3 more dunmeshi autism metas in my mental queue apparently. please make me shut up

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dizzybizz · 1 month

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those fields really mistria huh

#kept sketching n doing nothing w them so i jsut sat down n colored some while playing around w diff coloring styles n whatnot #anyways im so normal 👍#fields of mistria #fom ryis #fom balor #fom reina #my art #also yea the hyperfixation is at that point where i hear hammering n think of ryis immediately 😭#the reina makes me think of those tinkerbell movies??

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weirdglassthing · 4 days

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Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

#yap time #Kremy also could’ve been Regina but two reasons I didn’t is cause I didn’t want to draw him and also frost as Regina is just funnier #this did NUMBERS on the discord jeez #I kind of love torbeks outfit in this actually #frosts heels are totally realistic dont fact check it just trust me would I lie to you (🐊)#me after making the most croppable watermark in the world #wtv #frost kind of ate this one I fear #morning FROST 💜#torbek doesn’t have his witchlight canisters for totally real reasons that aren’t just artist laziness I promise #my fucking legs #legends of avantris #once upon a witchlight #morning frost #torbek #gideon coal #gricko grimgrin #mean girls #don’t ask me who anyone else is I have no clue #LOOK at his fucking legs (they took me so long to figure out I hate this guy I’m hitting him with hammers.)

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egophiliac · 1 year

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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!

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itssofuckingover · 20 days

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Remember how, when 12 was dying, his entire life flashed before his eyes? Rose, Martha, Jack, Donna, Sarah Jane, Amy, Clara, River, all saying his name…and then… Missy! and Thats who he wakes up for? Yeah? Yeah…

#the psychological implications of whatever the hell those two have going on are Yowza!!#twissy #im gonna be sick #im gonna be sickkkk im gonna kill moffat for this with hammers #its deathly serious to me actually it’s actually so important #doctor who #thoschei #the master #the doctor #dr who

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