#ham plays subnautica

[trappedham]

I'm playing subnautica again and I did NOT get emotional when my Stalker babies followed me while I was gathering materials-

[wythmoonie]

Ok ok I just wanna say I absolutely LOVE your Subnautica au fic! 2 of my obsessions in one fic!? Perfect! it's just so cute and Y/N is definitely the perfect interpretation of me playing the game for the first time! And I was also wondering if you have designs for Sun and Moon? I kinda wanna draw them during my free time... if you're ok with fanart that is (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) (sorry, this my first time using the ask option)

thank you so much for the love!! i’m absolutely thrilled to hear you’ve been enjoying the story and thanks for the feedback on y/n.

as for your question, mm, sorta? i have a vision of them in my head, but it’s hard to put it to paper so honestly i just let the readers go ham with their interpretations. they’re just huge beasts! besides that, fanart is always awesome to receive! i’ve gotten some in the past and it always makes my little heart incredibly elated to know my silly story inspired someone to draw! ( especially knowing how difficult it is to find inspiration sometimes. )

sorry for the long answer ;; but lots of love and thanks for reading! <3

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

So Purpled played Subnautica so now we’re making a Subnautica au.

The Gremlins are basically just all in one lifepod trying to survive after their ship, The SMP has crash landed down on the planet and now are all just scrambling to survive. Also, they may have went and collected too many acid mushrooms.

They’re all just cramped into one Lifepod and screaming at each other and trying to go and survive, fix the SMP before it becomes a nuclear site, try to find their friends and family, try to figure out what happened to Tommy’s brother Wilbur.

Don’t worry everyone lives because I will cry if there is no found family. Everyone is on different levels of stability though because being alone in the ocean is actually quite fucking terrifying and if you’re unlucky like Quackity, Dream, and Sam was you immediately just go right into the place where the Crab Squids reside. Arachnaphobia warning on that one.

Featuring, but not limited to:

-Tommy just being remorseful over killing the fish (Times have changed ever since I saw the Jack Manifold Fishing video)

-Tubbo knifing everything

-Purpled running from the Creeper fish things

-Ranboo most likely eating a fish raw without realizing that the Pod has enough power to go and cook the food

-An abundance of Acid Mushrooms

-Crabs

-No I will not give context for that

-Screaming and driving away from Reaper Leviathans after trying to get Salt

-Screaming and driving away from Ghost Leviathans after trying to get Nickel

-Screaming and fighting Sea Dragon Leviathans after trying to get to the Adobe Labs base

-Wilbur not doing great and trying to form friendship with a fish he named Sally only to get more lonely and infected

-Tubbo going ham with the stasis gun he made

-Dream, Quackity, and Sam all screaming as they try to find a way out of the Crab Squid Territory

-Phil, Niki, and Techno managing to find land and just chilling up on land and Techno just farming the potatoes

-Ranboo almost getting killed by a Mesmer

-Ranboo, Tubbo, Tommy, and Purpled all cooing over a Cuddlefish :]

-The base the Gremlins made just filling up with more and more people and soon having its own personal touch from everyone in there

-The Gremlins arguing on who gets to drive the vehicle

-And a shit ton of fear throughout the ocean

[fandom-sheep]

Fundy 10 MAY 21

Chille Peppers Part 1/1

Our streamer is suffering.

I got here like 45 minutes late, and he’s already had 4 and is on his 5th.

Oh this poor fox man. He sounds like he’s in so much pain.

Man’s smiling through the pain.

Build those legos you funky man.

Piano smack.

Oh bless his heart.

Oh yeah that’s right. Chat was trying to bully him into playing subnautica weren’t they.

Imagine if someone redeemed a hydro check right after a pepper. Water just makes it burn worse.

...I have points that I’ve saved for a hydrocheck... I could be that jerk.

But I don’t think I will.

I have almost enough points for TWO hydrochecks.

Oh your eyes do itch with stuff like that. I remember how bad my friend’s burned when they were doing Carolina reapers.

Phil isn’t there. He’s doing hardcore.

Oh Lovejoy gave us a new video. I’ll have to watch that after.

The glasses are going on things are getting serious.

Fire... awooga. Yeah he can read chat. That sounds like us.

All the fire emotes.

Oh no. The instructions have failed him.

This is why I don’t follow the steps with legos. I just build from my heart.

Man. People finding love through chat. Look at em go.

“I don’t give a give” -Fundy

Oh he started it every 50. Oh honey how many peppers has this poor mans eaten?

Wow. Chat is so mean.

Ah we hit 600. This poor man. He sounds so defeated.

Oh look a hype train.

All Fundy’s chat does is cry and bully streamer.

Oh he’s in so much pain.

Speed run building that little car honey.

Imagine if Boots got onto the table. Lego pieces everywhere.

Yeah your stomach will make funky noises after spice like that when you aren’t used to it.

This man doesn’t eat normal food and we’re giving him chili peppers.

Poor Dutch White Boy.

Asian peppers? They are just straight up sketchy peppers.

Meow? Why are we bullying him into meow?

That vacuum was spooky. Maybe that explains why I hate vacuums now.

He’s almost made it. He’s almost survived.

But chat still has time. If Wolf shows up they can change all of this.

I’m reblogging things on my iPad while typing this on my phone. What a time to be alive.

Someone needs to bully this boy into eating real food. And not you know chili peppers.

You go IKEA. Two cardboard boxes instead of a table. Yeah it happens.

E

Fundy’s chat spamming E feels like falling into the twilight zone where every chat is Technos.

We are bullying this man over his box table.

Wait? We’re done? What’s are the other pieces for?

Oh right it’s lego. They throw in a few extras. Or it at least feels like it.

Chat and Fundy so confused over the extra pieces.

Why do the donos sound kinda wholesome for a moment? Stop it.

Car go vroom.

He’s so proud of his car. And he deserves to be.

Now chat go ham and get those last few subs in.

A fox has fallen in the river in Lego city. I love that donation so much.

Second Lego?

Oh good. Glad you are done. No unaliving from chili peppers.

Showing us the work table/box

Stickers on PC? What?

Ooo sticker car. Noice.

Oh I don’t think that how it’s done. But that works.

It really is a box with like a piece of wood on it or something.

The car attacked.

Did it break?

Nope doesn’t look like it.

Our poor streamer. He seems so done.

Chat just clapping when he asks why we are here.

Our streamer at chili peppers and had a Lego car fall on his foot. What a day.

Oh off to Phil. Time to annoy the crows.

Well that was fun. Glad the streamer survived.

[notaplushtoy]

While march wasn’t as bad as last year...total productivity was sub par.  This month we go ham fam!!!

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Starting Monday!  Okay gonna go play subnautica byeeeeeeeeeeee~!

[thefleshmustgrow]

idk much about subnautica but... go ham!!

i assing you the glow whale!

Glow Whales are communal leviathans approximately 30m long, often found swimming in the open ocean and occasionally breaching the surface.

Photophores: Glow Whales contain several types of bioluminescence. Perhaps the most noteworthy are their photophores, which are incandescent glandular organs found at the corners of their eyes and the pods at the tip of their sail-like pectoral fins.

Glow horns: The Glow Whales’ blue horns behave similarly to tuning forks. The horns receive waves of sound in the water and help Glow Whales identify members of their pod from a distance. This ability is also used in hunting shoals to determine positioning of potential food sources.

When pods of whales are at play, they emit a harmonious series of notes that resonate in their horns and release a series of chemicals that appears to create a joyful response in nearby whales. This note’s frequency is too high to be heard by human ears.

Assessment: Passive, harbors barnacles and algae.

The player can interact with Glow Whales by riding on its back or petting it near the eye.

[suolainensilakka]

Spent the whole day playing subnautica after I got a sudden burst of Inspiration™️ and accomplished the following:

- found two new biomes and explored one of them (sparse reef/deep sparse reef and blood kelp zone)

- checked out another abandoned lifepod

- discovered ps4 console commands and went HAM upgrading my underwater base

- upgraded and named my seamoth (predictably, Mothra)

[kirstielol]

🍽 calorie intake - 24/06/18 - total 1,176 calories 🍽

breakfast - 596 calories: oven roasted pirogies, ham, and turkey sausage tossed in a mixture of thai green curry paste, light coconut milk, and scorpion pepper sauce (this had 50g of protein!!)

snack #1 - 33 calories: iced coffee with 0 cal toffee syrup

dinner - 502 calories: 2 pan-fried chicken drumsticks, and 2 cups of couscous salad (couscous, chickpeas, cucumber, red pepper, red onion, fresh lemon juice, avocado oil, cracked pepper, thyme, and cumin)

snack #2 - 45 calories: sorbet popsicle

exercise: lazy sunday.. i got like 6k steps? then spent all day playing subnautica :)

[trappedham]

Hhhhh I forgot how much work went into "lightly renovating" a seabase...

[trappedham]

I think Aurora and Borealis need separate tanks...

[trappedham]

God, so much has happened. Usually I post tidbits as I'm playing but I just got. Immersed. So let me tell you what's happened so far djdjdf

I nearly drowned, starved, and dehydrated to death scrounging around for resources. Barely worth it, I got like two or three things of silver and a couple other stuff before deciding to head back and unload all my crap. I did learn a valuable lesson though, and that is the difference between outcroppings, there's limestone, sandstone, and I think shale. I also read that sometimes you can get stuff from the barnacles on the Reefback- who is friendly, by the way! Sea fren! :D Although he only gave me copper, I made sure to say thanks.

I went on a big ravenous hunt for fish so poor Ryley wouldn't die. Already ate through his rations :( and then I left Avery on read when he called back- again, hunting. He always calls at the worst times, I swear 🙄

Oh! And I crafted the radiation suit! And the habitat builder! We're going up in life, baby! Still can't do anything with them tho 😔 but we're getting there! I was at least able to slap down a foundation near the radiation field around the ship, which is maybe not the best place for it so. I might move it around later.

The Sunbeam was an ordeal. Starting with, Avery gave me some coordinates to meet at, said not to keep him waiting. Motherfu- On top of that, I'm hauling ass across the ocean on my seaglide, battery at 70%. There is an island IN VIEW, there is a TIMER set at 20 MINUTES, it is now at 18 minutes. The radio icon pops up. MOTHERFU- THE AUDACITY.

I turn around, haul ass back to my pod 1000 meters away. The message is. Weird. Distorted? Something about nine subjects, and some agents... nothing to worry about, right? It's not Avery like I'd thought, and it's not another survivor-but they're already dead... so, something else?

Whatever, I'll sort it out later. The timers still ticking down. So, I make the trek across the ocean AGAIN- and now my seaglide is at ~50% and I finally set foot on this island. To get bitten by a crab. At this point I am VERY upset, and once I have a dead cyclops spider crab at my feet, I notice the just. BIGASS fucking building on the island. The crippling fear of being alone, and not. Well, I certainly have time to spare. I figure out the dohickey and go inside, scanning this and that- it's all very impressive. It's so cool. I thoroughly enjoyed the place, except for the part where it STABBED ME >:[ NOT COOL. Oh, yeah, and we're Down with the Sickness✨ whatever that means lol and the planet is under quarantine... haha. 😬

There wasn't much to do after that, and the timer was starting to get low so I made my way back out and started going through all of the new stuff and info I got. Apparently this thing was built to forcefully quarantine the place because of whatever outbreak... which I've now got. Which means that this thing was maybe the reason the Aurora crashed... if it could do THAT to the Aurora, I wonder what it'd do to an itty bitty tradeship. I'm sure that this is a fixed outcome-they wouldn't let me off of a water planet in a game all about surviving on a water planet, that'd be the end of the game. And so, I watch the Sunbeam come down from orbit, and I watch, exactly as it had with the Aurora, rain fire on the ship. Being smaller, it explodes in flame.

RIP Avery Quinn of Sunbeam & crew

I root around on the island for a bit longer for resources and head home. My storage system is... not favorable. I haven't picked up the blueprint for a room yet, so I can't slap down some lockers and it won't let me in the escape pod. I fear for my mortal life if I deconstruct something in there to fit one it STILL won't let me, because it's a special structure. I don’t dare.

Currently, I've resorted to the "water locker" system which. Isn't favorable, but it works. It's a fate I've been trying to avoid, but alas. I named them Sunbeam and Aurora. IM NOT SENTIMENTAL SHUT UPPP

Aurora holds all the extra gear I'm not using, and Sunbeam holds my extra materials :P the storage container in the lifepod holds some minerals and my medkits and stuff, with some free space and I'm currently only carrying my essential tools, and prepping to head out to the radzone. Hoping to find more blueprints for stuff and not get eaten. You don't wanna eat me, I'm diseased, promise 🤞😔

Oh yeah, and while checking out my storage situation um. I about SHIT myself when a fish face started. I don't know. Floating ominously in my lifepod's walls?? I thought my game was glitching, and impossibly one of the big game fish found me and was trying to eat me?? But um. It didn't. It spoke instead which um. Hi. It asked what I was and then fucking dipped which is. Great.

Ryley sure is having a time out here

[trappedham]

AAAAAAAA I FIXED THE RADIO

OZZY FROM THE CAFETERIA DJDBDJBF IM COMING IM COMING PLS STILL BE OKAY OH MY GOD

[trappedham]

I'm going to Cry if I put the last of my marblemelon in the bioreactor bc I wasn't paying attention cuz I was Aggressively redecorating my base hgtv style

[trappedham]

Urge to make. Creachre. 👁👁

[trappedham]

AAAAAAAAJFJRJDBSJDB I WAS TRYING TO FIND AN ENTRANCE TO THE SHIP AND AND THE REAPER LEVIATHAN YELLED AT MEEEEE 😭😭😭

I'm fine tho, not a scratch he just came and yelled in my face really loud. Still sad tho 🥲

[trappedham]

ALIEN CONTAINMENT INSTALLED PROUD FISH-DAD TO TWO STALKER PUPS :DD