#hallarial/sklonda is good

[thewoodstock-stock]

I think Hallarial Seacaster needs to hang out with Sklonda and Lydia Barkrok more so they can beat some good mom senses into her

[dullgecko]

Good parents group chat!

Jawbone: Hey guys! Do yall want to do this something fun this weekend? Maybe hang and chat?

Wilma&Digby: That sounds fun! When’s everybody free

Gorthalax: Sorry everybody, gotta check in on the pit this weekend

Hallerial: I recently bought some vintage elvish wines. Would anyone like to go wine tasting?

Sklonda: I could use a drink

Gilear: Stuck

Sandralynn: What?

Gilear: stuck in cupboard

Gilear: Phone will die soon

Sklonda: @HallerialSeacast

Hallerial: I can’t help him, he has to learn.

Gilear: Help.

Oh gods lol.

Also NO hallarial. Bad. No wine for you you're a recovering alcoholic.

[thefandomcassandra]

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And then Hallarial became enamored with Sklonda.

If you asked Fabian of his thoughts on the matter, he would reply with something along the lines of, "It isn't my first choice for Mama, but she is a grown woman and at least it isn't Gilear."

If you asked Riz the same thing, he would answer with a shrug and, "My mom can date whoever. I don't care."

To whit Fabian would shoot back that he seemed to care very much when Fig was trying to set Sklonda up with Gilear. Riz then would turn a muddled turquoise around his ears and become increasingly engrossed in the triple-encoded message he was supposed to be breaking for rogue class.

This is, of course, a purely hypothetical conversation. Definitely not one they had many times during one of the Bad Kid's many sleepovers. And certainly not one that involved gross insinuations about Hallarial and Sklonda accompanied by heavy make out noises and one instance of Fig misusing Disguise Self and getting beat upside the head by a pillow by a very flustered Riz.

Nope. Just an imagined situation. Nothing more, nothing less.