#halfshell

[liaswritesrobots]

You get stuck in Beast Wars II and somehow manage to catch the attention of a few destrons...

[lineffability]

hey wanna read a fic where Aziraphale eats an inordinate amount of oysters in Petronius' restaurant and then uses that as a badly disguised excuse to tempt Crowley to sth even better than oysters ... ? well good news I made u Sunday dinner

[wickerfemme]

I'm pretty sure seeing you struggling to get up from the floor in that dress is the closest thing we have to seeing Aphrodite emerge from the waves

I emerge from my big shell, only to fail immediately at the task of getting up from my dreamy recumbent position; I continue to lie down among the waves and nereids, etc, rather than fight against my difficult new centre of gravity.

[garlicandzest]

Oysters on the half shell is a simple, but delicious seafood appetizer served with a tangy fresh mignonette, horseradish or cocktail sauce. I'll show you how to shuck raw oysters and serve them.

[androidships007]

Theme music

Not the fluffiest piece, but sometimes the most romantic thing someone can do is just be there for you when you have nothing left.

Alternatively

"No matter where you go, know you're not alone. I'm only one call away."

[misiahasahardname]

RIGHT BACK ATCHA <3333

[easterartist]

Anyone order a tmnt resident evil au?

Essentially this is a crossover au of Tmnt and Resident evil! It's basically my own iteration of them!

Here they were created abouttt 14 years before the first resident evil game. Mikey (who is a spotted turtle) is the oldest brother at 17 years old by the time the first game happens. Raph (who is a common snapping turtle) is next at 16. Then Leo and Donnie (box turtles) , who are the youngest and twins at 15. April is the twins age, with her sister Karai being 19. Casey, April and Karai's cousin, is the same age as Karai.

There's way more I have for the au (like a certain hockey adrenaline junkie being Shredder's son-) butttt I don't want to over load this post! :D

[maratjuana]

Making my own TMNT media, it’s called “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hope in a Half-Shell

[liaswritesrobots]

[thecinematicbandicoot]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem - TURTLE POWER!

CINEMATIC BANDICOOT REVIEWS - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM #TMNT #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #Paramount #Nickelodeon #MutantMayhem #Animation #NinjaTurtles #TMNTMovie #TMNTMutantMayhem #TMNTMikey #TMNTLeo #TMNTDonnie #TMNTRaph #SethRogen

By Jose Anguiano Aug. 7th, 2023 2012 2016 2018 Since acquiring the property in 2009, Paramount and Nickelodeon wasted no time in adapting the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” for new audiences. Some were successful like the 2012 tv series while others were shellshocked like the Michael Bay produced live action duology. Then there was the short lived “Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”…

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

so I took a bite out of a fruit today thinking it was an apple, and I almost spat it out because it was a terrible apple, but then I realized “oh! It’s a pear!” and I ate the entire thing because it was a pretty good pear.

There’s a metaphor in that, but it’s too early in the morning for me to parse it

[androidships007]

OTP meme TMNTVDAY

In which universe does your pairing exist?

They aren't based on any particular universe, but I did come up with this AU in direct protest to The Last Ronin. I just wanted one future where all the turtles get to grow up and be happy for once. They live in Mutant City under the protection of the government with other mutants and non humans, but life isn't completely peaceful yet.

Introduce us to your OTP.

Raph and Snytheoid. He's a giant mutant ninja turtle, she's a resurrected cyborg assassin. Together they're two idiots trying to figure out how to raise a family and balance their duties.

How did they meet?

On patrol when they were teens. Syntheoid was built by the Earth Protection Force and works under agent Bishop. They teamed up to fight against the Krang and later worked to stop the Tricepratons and other alien threats created the power vacuum left behind after the Krang were gone. There was some friction between the two since agent Bishop couldn't always be trusted.

How is the relationship now?

The two came together after Syntheoid saved three mutant fox kits from the foot clan. Having no one else to ask for help she showed up on Raph's door step one night. They've been living together since.

What is each other's love language?

Raph is super protective of his family, he shows his love by trying to shield anything bad. He can take it too far sometimes, but it comes from a good place. He also likes to make things for them and just hang out around them. Syntheoid is equally protective and is quick to stop problems before they happen. She's attentive and always willing to lend a sympathetic ear, or offer solutions. Between Raph and Snytheoid they accept each other unconditionally and respect each other's need for independence.

Do they get married or have any kids?

No they're not married, they aren't technically dating either. They never really talked about their relationship, they just started living together and relying on each other. Everyone refers to them as if they're married though, and they enjoy being together. And if you haven't noticed by now, yes they have kids. They adopted three mutant fox kits, Mezcal, Ninjara, and Apolex. Raph and Syntheoid adore them and try their best to make them always feel safe and loved.

What is your favorite thing about this pairing?

That they get to be happy. Seriously I just want one happy canon future for the turtles. They deserve that much. Also I'm a sucker for domestic shenanigans.

[ezshellshocked]

⚡︎ ┊ TMNT : Oc pfps

⚡︎ ┊ Matching pfps for me and my friends over on discord of our tmnt sonas. LEFT : Silkie - @stelledorethedoor MIDDLE : Halfshell - @m1l08 RIGHT : Shellshock - Mine

[galaxyrose13]

This is a good book read it

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

Does anyone know the owner of this boat “Amazing Grace” out of Eastpoint?

I snapped a picture while me and my family were dining at the Halfshell because I just loved the boats nostalgic beauty against this background! I thought the owner might like to have the photo as well.

(St. George Island Florida)

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“This evening, which I have tried to spirit away, is a strange burden to me. While time moves on, while the day will soon end and I already wish it gone, there are men who have entrusted all their hopes to it, all their love and their last efforts. There are dying men or others who are waiting for a debt to come due, who wish that tomorrow would never come. There are others for whom the day will break like a pang of remorse; and others who are tired, for whom the night will never be long enough to give them the rest that they need. And I - who have lost my day - what right do I have to wish that tomorrow comes?” ― Henri Alain-Fournier, Le Grand Meaulnes

[peachyykira]

No one:

Me, alone in my apartment scrolling my apps: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HEROS IN A HALFSHELL TURTLE POWER!