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★《SoA Drabble Event》★
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⚠️!! Event closed scroll down to read completed requests!!⚠️
Rules:
★ Send me one mood, a prompt & a character from the lists below.
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★ MUST like, comment, and reblog or submission for future requests will be denied and drabble may be deleted.
☆ Only submissions sent as an ask will be accepted.
★ One request at a time, please.
♥︎ As soon as it's done & you reblog, you can send in another one ♥︎
Moods:
□ fluff
□ angst
□ suggestive
□ goofy
□ Random
Characters to choose from:
● Happy Lowman
○ Juice Ortiz
● Tig Trager
○ Jax Teller
● Chibs Telford
○ Opie Winston
● David Hale
○ Nero Padilla
● Marcus Alvarez
○ Half-Sack
● Bobby Munson
○ Clay Morrow
Prompt list:
♡ 1. "Did you enjoy yourself last night?"
♥︎ 2. "Darling, it's beautiful, thank you!"
♡ 3. "Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no!"
♥︎ 4. "Try focussing more on your life and less on mine!"
♡ 5. "I want that woman out of my house!"
♥︎ 6. "Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?"
♡ 7. "Am I supposed to be scared now?"
♥︎ 8. "For some reason, I'm attracted to you."
♡ 9. "You make me feel like I'm not good enough."
♥︎ 10. "I miss moments like this more than anything."
♡ 11. "What's in that bag and why are you hiding it here?"
♥︎ 12. "Well? What happened? I want all the details!"
♡ 13. "I'm ready to try again, if you are?"
♥︎ 14. "Quick, hide behind the sofa!"
♡ 15. "I did a pregnancy test."
♥︎ 16. "The way you flirt is shameful."
♡ 17. "Why would you want to put yourself through something like that?"
♥︎ 18. "Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?"
♡ 19. "My toaster was definitely talking to me this morning."
♥︎ 20. "We could get arrested for this."
Completed requests:
◇ fluffy, Happy Lowman, prompt 7
◇ goofy, Juice Ortiz, prompt 18
◇ fluffy, Happy Lowman, prompt 8
◇ random, Chibs Telford, Prompt 3
◇ fluffy, Juice Ortiz, prompt 14
◇ random, Opie Winston, prompt 8
◇ goofy, Chibs Telford, prompt 8
◇ random, Half-Sack, prompt 16
◇ angst, Opie Winston, prompt 9
◇ random, Tig Trager, prompt 19
◇ fluffy, Opie Winston, prompt 17
◇ random, Jax Teller, prompt 17
◇ suggestive, Tig Trager, prompt 13
◇ fluffy, David Hale, prompt 3
#sons of anarchy#samcro#soa#happy lowman#clay morrow#bobby munson#jax teller#opie winston#tig trager#drabble requests#Mystical Mallard drabble event#david hale#half-sack#nero padilla#chibs telford#juice ortiz#soa drabble
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feeling funny after eating the big anchovy ⚠️⚠️
#art tag#hlvrai#melt together au#frenrey#oh boy get ready#hlvrai gordon#benrey hlvrai#hlvrai bubby#hlvrai tommy#tommy coolatta#hlvrai dr coomer#belley calhoun#<-my fem benry design#half live vr but the ai is self aware#cw blood#gordon feetman#comic plot explanation post soon…#i have to work out infographics and configure a website#shit is taking a while scratches sack
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Your Boyfriend is a Bitch headcanon SOA version
Summary: How the guys would react if they overheard some guy hitting on you and telling that your boyfriend is a bitch. Inspiration came from the song below.
Tag List: @keyweegirlie @hatersaremymotivators @meera10 @youngadult9016 @littlefrogbrain
Our sweet Juice is amused at first that goofy grin plastered on his face as he sips his beer. He figures it was obvious that you are with him since the guy literally stepped in between you two as you guys were sitting and talking at the clubhouses bar. Guy must just be to caught up in how beautiful his Old Lady is. Then he hears the guy tell you that your boyfriend is a bitch and he could take him. "Alright buddy" laughs Juice that goofy grin slipping into a tight smile as he grabs his shoulder. Slipping off the stool he steers the guy out the door. "Be back in a bit babe" he calls over his shoulder to you.
"Surprise surprise he couldn't take me. Guess you are stuck with me" states Juice smugly as he rejoins you giving you a kiss on the forehead.
Chibs has grown used to the "youngins" hitting on you and such. He used to be quick to swing but your calming nature had him using patience and words a little more often now than his fist. This time though he puts the young man through one of the tables. It's hard to say whose more shocked between the three of you. "Think you can do her better Laddie?" Chibs chuckles darkly as he shakes his head at the trembling man under him. "Why don't you join me and my Ole Lady here in the bedroom. One of us can learn some pointers".
Happy turned away from the pool table when he heard the new prospects response to your decline of a date. Your wide eyed expression, tight smile and nervous chuckle when his eyes met yours told him he had in fact heard the idiot correctly. It was nothing to the prospects expression as he turned to see who you were looking at. Happy simply rolled his toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other for a moment before speaking. "I'm her bitch boyfriend.
Jax is swinging fists before the guy knows what is happening. He demands the guy to answer him between every hard blow. "Think I'm still a bitch?" Are you blind? Couldn't see her crow? The ring?" "Did you miss my arm around her waist?". Jax only relents when Chibs and Opie pull him off the guy. Without another word he pulls you to the dorm hallway to relieve some more of his anger in a more enjoyable way.
Half-Sack is quick to be in the guys face. Newly patched he feels he has a lot to prove still. He makes it clear he doesn't need a gun to win a fight. Which does not last long and leaves the guy hitting on you knocked out and being dragged out of the clubhouse by Happy.
At first Tig thinks you and Kozik are playing a joke on him when you two tell him what happened inside while you were getting a drink. The two of you loved to rile him up and play jokes on him. He also can't wrap his mind around who in their right mind would tell his gorgeous, pregnant wife that she could do better and they could do her better. Especially not after you two had been together for ten years. The tears that start to well up though have him up on his feet and inside, dragging the man out by his kutte. Once he gets your nod of confirmation he pulls him toward the ring.
Opie while usually level headed and one to think things through before reacting. Can't help but to punch the guy in his face before he can even get his sentence out. While he agrees with the guy that you can in fact do better than an outlaw biker, no one else gets to say it.
Kozik would have let it slide. Being called a bitch and stuff did not bother him. What bothered him was how uncomfortable you got and how the guy would not back off. The quiet whisper of his government name from your lips had him grabbing the offending guy into a chokehold and yanking him out of the clubhouse to teach him a lesson on respect.
Rat had his teeth gritted as he served drinks from behind the bar. Still being a prospect he was limited on what he could do to a patched member, let alone the VP of another visiting charter. "You have my permission to handle that" stated Jax as he came around the bar, having heard what was happening. Rat nodded his head in appreciation before yanking the guy over the bar top. There were perks to dating the sister of the mother charters President.
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handful of reverse gondolin doodles, this time featuring lomion, tyelpe, and baby gil!
#silm#silmarillion#reverse gondolin au#lomion#celebrimbor#gil galad#left: lomion & tyelpe chatting about random stuff such as baby gil's schooling and their fun little ringmaking project :)#top center: baby gil#top right: white council celebrimbor after lomion's death#bottom right: various celebrimbor hairstyles#he is the Lord of Eregion and Unique Hairstyles#the first one (usually w the bun) is a combo of his regular eregion one and regular himlad one#the one with the braid is from the battles#so fall of gondolin; (non bannered) sack of eregion; battle of dagorlad#basically it's a variant of his halls of mandos Sadness Braid#hm is that a thing now#the white council hairstyle is kind of weird from the side#bc the long hair is actually the side bit that he grew out and not related to the top half#his white council mantle is actually lomion's#haven't figured out a design for adult gil yet#other than silver hair and either a mixed blue/red or full purple color scheme
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being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building
#for one the whole abo dynamic thing in wolves is false#for another the animal kingdom is SO wild#like. female hyenas have pseudopenises and dominate males#seahorses and male birth#eating your children to avoid them being eaten by predators#males killing children to free females to mate#community child rearing!#females doing the hunting!#CLOWNFISH#omegaverse#abo#imagine if your secondary gender is determined by the social dynamics of where you grew into it#mostly female/child bearing? guess you get a penis now#do you think all alphas have piss kinks cuz of territory marking shit#anglerfish...octopodes that hand off their sperm sacks to females...#i know a strange amount of stuff about animal sexuality i just realized this#did you know some species dont have periods? they just reabsorb the uterine lining which is fucking amazing and im very mad humans dont#do that too#on the other hand. ive seen abo aus where male omegas give birth by LOSING ALL THEIR TEETH and VOMITING AN EGG#my main complaint is that abo doesnt get weird enough (plz not losing teeth and egg vomiting weird tho)#also can we PLEASE think a little more on the 'birthing from the ass' thing? please?#listen you have a right to mpreg (and trans men exist) but like. PLEASE. that baby should NOT be born thru the poop chute#ik some animals feed their babies poop (and human anatomy is like half an inch away from the birth canal being the poo canal) but COME ON#also why are all the scents like. very specific objects/concepts#flowers and idk blood?#frankly i think they would just be. animal smells but with enhanced human noses they'd be easily distinguishable#my headcanon is that they act like peacock tails do. meant to show off how cool you are#the biting thing happens in sharks (tho i think its cuz theyre kinda silly like that) but it just reminds me of people tattooing bite marks#and not cleaning the wound or yknow actually biting their partner in the tattoo parlor?#i get it. i'd love to be consumed by the void and a non recommendable amount of teeth. but can you be more sensible about it
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Jefferem peanut butter baby
FINE WHATEVER
thank fucking god they didnt know each other when they were kids
#dont even get me started on what shit theyd get up to during recess#OR FIELD DAY?#dude#melody mentioned it but benry would totally trip jeffer if they had to do a potato sack run or something#even if they were on the same team they’d go against each other#(you didnt hear it from me. but if they actually tried. they would work really well together)#hlvrai#benrey#benry#half life vr but the ai is self aware#my art#jefferem#jefferem hlvrai#hlvrai jefferem#jefferem and benry#this is in reference to a past post/info btw#about how jefferem REALLY fucking likes peanut butter#and benry calls him jif sometimes bc of it
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Why did they even bother with his measurements??? He looks like a sausage
#Chilchuck#it’s made with scraps#my man has no arms#HE HAS NO ARMS#it’s tied on the top with fucking string#ngl j was half expecting him to hop#like a fucking potato sack race
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I have a kid who was stomped unconscious in march and has been out of school since. the district has refused to discuss alternative placement with me all summer, saying we need to determine eligibility for special education first. school starts next week. had to assure the mom that there is no way I am making her send her traumatized kid to the same school as the people who assaulted her no matter what the district says.
#this case is so frustrating#mostly because of opposing counsel#who has ignored my last three emails#and approximately half of my emails before that#had to call her assistant directly to get an answer about evaluation reports#which we still don't have#we are legally entitled to those a certain number of days in advance of an IEP meeting#not that they care#human crap sack tire fire
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Skipping back into your inbox to request another lovely drabble from you for your SOA Event
This time could we go with random, half-sack and the prompt
♥︎ 16. "The way you flirt is shameful."
Please and thank you!
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Half-sack was hanging out in the clubhouse with his girlfriend, sitting against the wall near the bar. He had his arm slung over her shoulder and he was flirting outrageously, making suggestive comments and innuendos left and right. His girlfriend seemed to love it, giggling and blushing at his boldness.
Tig, who was sitting nearby, couldn't help but roll his eyes at the display. "Jesus, Sack," he said loudly enough for the couple to hear. "The way you flirt is shameful."
Sack just grinned, unperturbed by Tig's comment. "Hey, it works, don't it?" He pulled his girlfriend closer to him, nuzzling her neck with his nose and making her giggle again.
"Yeah, but it's also kind of nauseating," Tig teased. "Can't you two get a room or something?"
Sack winked. "Oh, don't worry, we will." He pulled his girlfriend up and off the barstool, his hand resting on the small of her back. "Come on, babe. Let's go... find a more private spot."
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Im struggling heavily these days, which is why i haven’t been here, not that im sure it’s been noticed or of consequence.
But i don’t know. I hate asking for things. But maybe go on ao3 and leave a thoughtful review might help me feel better? And not just one that says ‘kudos’ or emojis. But like…where you say what you’re favorite line was, or how it made you feel. Shit like that.
It would be hella appreciated 💜
#tbd#when i wake up in the morning and get embarrassed for asking#half asleep me is the only time i really let my sad sack self out tbh#shit might even motivate me to write again#because I’ll tell ya folks - I’m about 98% there on giving up on writing as a whole
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Text convos- Asking guys about a threesome-Sons of Anarchy Version
#sons of anarchy#ravennasmasterlist#sons of anarchy imagine#juice ortiz#chibs telford#happy lowman#jax teller#herman kozik#half sack epps#ratboy sedgtraw#tig trager#opie winston
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i wasn't that sick but I took a couple days off and I am so frustrated with myself for doing absolutely nothing productive whenever I'm home. does that frustration lead me to change those behaviours, however? no!
#like ugh even after just two days back in the routine of lying in bed like a useless potato sack i feel awful#ashamed and frustrated and gross and unrested#still better than before bc i did spend two and a half years doing that 😄 which is awful#but man i picked out my subjects for my senior years and i know i need to make some serious improvements 😭#yet i have not studied at all. i definitely could have however the Rot#when im at home im absolutely useless just lying in bed#anyway its fine im omw to an evening shuft now so its not fully unproductive#but man yeah i get a bit overwhelmed when i have heaps of stuff on after school. but feek worse when i have nothing#the more things i do the more energy i have#i think having one free afternoon is nice. one later in the week too#but otherwise i feel like i waste those free afternoons so it's better to have work or friend plans#or yeah the library i should start going there after school#ugh. whatever it's fine just yeag
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#Kip Epps#Half Sack Epps#sons of anarchy#SOA#SAMCRO#redwood originals#soa fx#sons of anarchy Fx#hug kiss marry kill
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kind of day where you just have to hold your hands up and say “at least it wasn’t the 2019 cl final”
#that match had me actively ignoring football for at least half a year#i just didn’t watch anything. i didn’t watch any football including us#when poch got sacked i didnt even feel anything
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