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[mysticalmallard]

★《SoA Drabble Event》★

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★ Send me one mood, a prompt & a character from the lists below.

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Moods:

□ fluff

□ angst

□ suggestive

□ goofy

□ Random

Characters to choose from:

● Happy Lowman

○ Juice Ortiz

● Tig Trager

○ Jax Teller

● Chibs Telford

○ Opie Winston

● David Hale

○ Nero Padilla

● Marcus Alvarez

○ Half-Sack

● Bobby Munson

○ Clay Morrow

Prompt list:

♡ 1. "Did you enjoy yourself last night?"

♥︎ 2. "Darling, it's beautiful, thank you!"

♡ 3. "Whatever you're going to ask, the answer is no!"

♥︎ 4. "Try focussing more on your life and less on mine!"

♡ 5. "I want that woman out of my house!"

♥︎ 6. "Do you ever think we should just stop doing this?"

♡ 7. "Am I supposed to be scared now?"

♥︎ 8. "For some reason, I'm attracted to you."

♡ 9. "You make me feel like I'm not good enough."

♥︎ 10. "I miss moments like this more than anything."

♡ 11. "What's in that bag and why are you hiding it here?"

♥︎ 12. "Well? What happened? I want all the details!"

♡ 13. "I'm ready to try again, if you are?"

♥︎ 14. "Quick, hide behind the sofa!"

♡ 15. "I did a pregnancy test."

♥︎ 16. "The way you flirt is shameful."

♡ 17. "Why would you want to put yourself through something like that?"

♥︎ 18. "Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?"

♡ 19. "My toaster was definitely talking to me this morning."

♥︎ 20. "We could get arrested for this."

Completed requests:

◇ fluffy, Happy Lowman, prompt 7

◇ goofy, Juice Ortiz, prompt 18

◇ fluffy, Happy Lowman, prompt 8

◇ random, Chibs Telford, Prompt 3

◇ fluffy, Juice Ortiz, prompt 14

◇ random, Opie Winston, prompt 8

◇ goofy, Chibs Telford, prompt 8

◇ random, Half-Sack, prompt 16

◇ angst, Opie Winston, prompt 9

◇ random, Tig Trager, prompt 19

◇ fluffy, Opie Winston, prompt 17

◇ random, Jax Teller, prompt 17

◇ suggestive, Tig Trager, prompt 13

◇ fluffy, David Hale, prompt 3

[antiquechatterbox]

feeling funny after eating the big anchovy ⚠️⚠️

[ravennaortiz]

Your Boyfriend is a Bitch headcanon SOA version

Summary: How the guys would react if they overheard some guy hitting on you and telling that your boyfriend is a bitch. Inspiration came from the song below.

Tag List: @keyweegirlie @hatersaremymotivators @meera10 @youngadult9016 @littlefrogbrain

Our sweet Juice is amused at first that goofy grin plastered on his face as he sips his beer. He figures it was obvious that you are with him since the guy literally stepped in between you two as you guys were sitting and talking at the clubhouses bar. Guy must just be to caught up in how beautiful his Old Lady is. Then he hears the guy tell you that your boyfriend is a bitch and he could take him. "Alright buddy" laughs Juice that goofy grin slipping into a tight smile as he grabs his shoulder. Slipping off the stool he steers the guy out the door. "Be back in a bit babe" he calls over his shoulder to you.

"Surprise surprise he couldn't take me. Guess you are stuck with me" states Juice smugly as he rejoins you giving you a kiss on the forehead.

Chibs has grown used to the "youngins" hitting on you and such. He used to be quick to swing but your calming nature had him using patience and words a little more often now than his fist. This time though he puts the young man through one of the tables. It's hard to say whose more shocked between the three of you. "Think you can do her better Laddie?" Chibs chuckles darkly as he shakes his head at the trembling man under him. "Why don't you join me and my Ole Lady here in the bedroom. One of us can learn some pointers".

Happy turned away from the pool table when he heard the new prospects response to your decline of a date. Your wide eyed expression, tight smile and nervous chuckle when his eyes met yours told him he had in fact heard the idiot correctly. It was nothing to the prospects expression as he turned to see who you were looking at. Happy simply rolled his toothpick from one side of his mouth to the other for a moment before speaking. "I'm her bitch boyfriend.

Jax is swinging fists before the guy knows what is happening. He demands the guy to answer him between every hard blow. "Think I'm still a bitch?" Are you blind? Couldn't see her crow? The ring?" "Did you miss my arm around her waist?". Jax only relents when Chibs and Opie pull him off the guy. Without another word he pulls you to the dorm hallway to relieve some more of his anger in a more enjoyable way.

Half-Sack is quick to be in the guys face. Newly patched he feels he has a lot to prove still. He makes it clear he doesn't need a gun to win a fight. Which does not last long and leaves the guy hitting on you knocked out and being dragged out of the clubhouse by Happy.

At first Tig thinks you and Kozik are playing a joke on him when you two tell him what happened inside while you were getting a drink. The two of you loved to rile him up and play jokes on him. He also can't wrap his mind around who in their right mind would tell his gorgeous, pregnant wife that she could do better and they could do her better. Especially not after you two had been together for ten years. The tears that start to well up though have him up on his feet and inside, dragging the man out by his kutte. Once he gets your nod of confirmation he pulls him toward the ring.

Opie while usually level headed and one to think things through before reacting. Can't help but to punch the guy in his face before he can even get his sentence out. While he agrees with the guy that you can in fact do better than an outlaw biker, no one else gets to say it.

Kozik would have let it slide. Being called a bitch and stuff did not bother him. What bothered him was how uncomfortable you got and how the guy would not back off. The quiet whisper of his government name from your lips had him grabbing the offending guy into a chokehold and yanking him out of the clubhouse to teach him a lesson on respect.

Rat had his teeth gritted as he served drinks from behind the bar. Still being a prospect he was limited on what he could do to a patched member, let alone the VP of another visiting charter. "You have my permission to handle that" stated Jax as he came around the bar, having heard what was happening. Rat nodded his head in appreciation before yanking the guy over the bar top. There were perks to dating the sister of the mother charters President.

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[sweetest-chick]

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Chibs please come to the front desk? Chibs, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker *pointing to Juice and Kip*: I believe they belong to you? Juice and Kip, simultaneously: We got lost :( Chibs: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

[stilinski-ortiz-dolan]

Dude, handle this for me. Where are you going? Get my top rocker.

[darkcomedies]

living with friends is like waking up and there’s a playdate and then i leave for school/work and come back and the playdate is still going on and then i go to bed after the playdate is over and get to do it again tomorrow

[sesamenom]

handful of reverse gondolin doodles, this time featuring lomion, tyelpe, and baby gil!

[qveenpoppy]

so, some little things:

sacks briefly had a situation, like our oliver's, where he crossed paths with a biker group/gang and was friendly with them, serving as a doctor for the group whenever a rider was injured. but he was never really an official member of said group or ever rode with them.

he was good friends with a black woman named carol (her last name was actually, ironically, "burnett") during his internship in san francisco; i assume that's where the brilliant minds showrunners got the idea for our carol's name (well, first name, anyway)

sacks was known as "oliver" in his work life (at least, for now, in his internship) and "wolf" in his social biker life. (he did have a group of friends he'd ride with while in san fran, but there was no crossover between them and the biker gang he'd occasionally cross paths with.)

[eh-spicy]

as is relevant

(ok to rb)

[punmster]

being ace means i don't get giggly or horny about omegaverse aka abo but instead become painfully obsessed with details in anatomy and world building

[etclouie-rambles]

i will never ever get over chibs finding sack’s body in jax’s kitchen

that man lost his son and you cannot change my mind on it

[mysticalmallard]

Skipping back into your inbox to request another lovely drabble from you for your SOA Event

This time could we go with random, half-sack and the prompt

♥︎ 16. "The way you flirt is shameful."

Please and thank you!

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Half-sack was hanging out in the clubhouse with his girlfriend, sitting against the wall near the bar. He had his arm slung over her shoulder and he was flirting outrageously, making suggestive comments and innuendos left and right. His girlfriend seemed to love it, giggling and blushing at his boldness.

Tig, who was sitting nearby, couldn't help but roll his eyes at the display. "Jesus, Sack," he said loudly enough for the couple to hear. "The way you flirt is shameful."

Sack just grinned, unperturbed by Tig's comment. "Hey, it works, don't it?" He pulled his girlfriend closer to him, nuzzling her neck with his nose and making her giggle again.

"Yeah, but it's also kind of nauseating," Tig teased. "Can't you two get a room or something?"

Sack winked. "Oh, don't worry, we will." He pulled his girlfriend up and off the barstool, his hand resting on the small of her back. "Come on, babe. Let's go... find a more private spot."

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[dinokiwii]

Jefferem peanut butter baby

FINE WHATEVER

thank fucking god they didnt know each other when they were kids

[ravennaortiz]

Text convos- Asking guys about a threesome-Sons of Anarchy Version

[sweetest-chick]

Gemma, driving Kip and Rat Boy: So how was your day? Rat Boy: We almost got surprise adopted! Gemma: What? Kip: We almost got kidnapped. Gemma: Oh, okay. Gemma *slams on the breaks*: WAIT WHAT?!

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

Why did they even bother with his measurements??? He looks like a sausage