#hal afton

[hals-homo-blog]

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY FNAF!!!

[ask-fnaf-staff]

Friends and I were talkin' about what our characters' halloween costumes would be, and I KNOW Vincent wouldn't settle for less than a perfect performance, and the costumes would have to be perfect as well. I don't think he'd ever be satisfied with someone else's work, and would just end up sewing everything himself. Since he's already good at general handicrafts, I think it fits pretty well for him to be able to sew, lol. This is him making the dress for his and Hal's couples costume of The Phantom of the Opera and Christine.

[hals-homo-blog]

Yeah, my husband has been working there for like, most of his life at this point. We don’t even have to pay attention anymore, it’s easy.

[halstar-the-clown]

TW: STARING (EYE CONTACT) AND HORROR

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Hey look, it’s Evan! He’s still alive! He sounds a bit weird but it should be fine… right?

[iekeejkeek]

idk what to even say

[yall-hate-kids-tourney]

"Y'all Hate Kids - Screwed by the Writers" bracket

Here it is, the bracket for the season! We apologize in advance for any unfavorable matchups.

Holiday season is quite taxing on the free time, but we'll try to get the preliminaries started within the week. We'll make an announcement.

Matchups under the cut. If you would like to correct any display names, please let us know.

So we're calling the first six matches the preliminaries instead of Round 1.

Preliminaries:

Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) vs. Courtney (Total Drama Island)

Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Henry Mills (Once Upon A Time)

Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales) vs. Kyle (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Patty (Fire Emblem) vs. Braith (The Elder Scrolls)

Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run: Kingdom) vs. Tomie Kawakami (Tomie (Junji Ito))

Tomoko Nozama (Kamen Rider Fourze) vs. Yukiteru Amano (Mirai Nikki)

Round 1:

Alya Cesaire (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Prelim 1

Hiyoko Saionji (Danganronpa) vs. Carl Grimes (The Walking Dead)

HAL 9000 (2001 A Space Odyssey) vs. April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Mikhail/Misha (Vanitas no Carte) vs. Rory Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

Jane Crocker (Homestuck) vs. Prelim 2

Robert MacCready (Fallout) vs. Gamzee Makara (Homestuck)

Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) vs. Athena Cykes (Ace Attorney)

Cozy Glow vs. Prelim 3

Cyril (Fire Emblem) vs. Prelim 4

Chris Thorndyke (Sonic X) vs. Charlie Emily/The Puppet (Five Nights at Freddys)

Taran (The Black Cauldron/The Chronicles Of Prydain) vs. Tim Drake (DC Comics)

Scrappy Doo (Scooby Doo) vs. Nico Yazawa (Love Live)

Elizabeth Afton vs. Prelim 5

Pannacotta Fugo (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) vs. Shigekiyo "Shigechi" Yangu (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Bernadetta Von Varley (Fire Emblem Three Houses) vs. Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Chloé Bourgeois (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Prelim 6

[underwaterdemise2]

YES.

ME AND MY BROTHER WERE LITERSLLY TALKING ABT FIVE NIGHTS AT HOMESTUCKS

uh oh

[eclipian]

Afton Family Subsystem

pt: afton family subsys

reminder beings will almost definitely not turn out exactly as described, and these can be edited and changed as needed.

number of members: 5

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“ Tomorrows Another Day … “

System Name: The Aftons , The Afton Family , The Afton Diner , The Afton Collective* , The Diner Collective* , The Family Collective* , Fredbears Family Collective* (*system/plrual)

Collec. Names: Afton , Willam , Carla , Micheal , Elizabeth , Chris

Collec. Pronouns: He/Him , She/Her , They/Them , Ro/Bot , Robot/Robots , FNAF/FNAFs , Jump/Jumpscare , ⚙️/⚙️s , 👻/👻s

Collec. Gender: Boygirl , Fnafmesta , FNAFcreation , FNAFloric , Fnafminigamic , Fnafnostalgic , Aftonfamilic

Collec. Attraction: Pan , Demiaroace , Fictofamilial , Domical Attraction , Soulgroup Attraction , Fovosic attraction

Collec. Other IDs: FNAFVesil , Fnafxper , Animatrovior , Dissoogoodchildhood , Dissodeathloop , Dissoburnedeath , Dissomurdered

Origins/Modifiers: FNAFplex , FNAFbased

Aesthetics: 50s Suburbia , Suburban Gothic , Diner , Vintage Americana , Nostalgiacore

Name: William , Cain , Fredrick , Winston , Wilhelm , Alexander , Edgar , Sebastian

Age: 42 yo

Pronouns: He/Him , Ro/Bot , Robot/Robots , Purple/Purples , Tink/Tinker , Kill/Killer , Spring/Locked , Rot/Rots , Soul/Souls , Rem/Nant , Rust/Rusts , 👻/👻s , 🩸/🩸s , 🩹/🩹s , 🧟/🧟s , ⚙️/⚙️s , 🔧/🔧s , 🔨/🔨s , 🛠️/🛠️s , 🔩/🔩s ,🔪/🔪s

Titles: The Killer , The Builder , The Purple Guy , [prns] who Kills, [prns] who builds , [prn] who is Undead , [Prn] who is revived , The Revived

Gender: Bairec (Bigender Male+Genderless) , Techrobai , Hypnoanimagild , Springlockedgender , Robroken , Roilaric , Mechbeing , Roboidarkic , Robonin ,

Attraction: Romeric , Roboallion , Lupithestic Attraction

Species: Human , Undead , Possible Haft Animictonic

Role: Urge Holder , Apathy Holder

Aesthetics: 50s Suburbia , Suburban Gothic

Interests/likes: Robotics , Animatronics , Engineering , Cooking Dislikes: Things not going his way , Failing , Summer

Name: Clara , Lali , Lora , Kathryn , Molly, Faith , Holy , Holly , Mary , Maria , Catherine , Florence , Flora

Age: 35 yo

Pronouns: She/Her , Sh♡/H♡r , Sh❣/H❣r , Sh◻/H◻r , Fae/Faer , Holy/Holys , Lo/Lov , Lu/Luv , Ang/Angel , Hal/Halo , ❣️/❣️s , ❤️/❤️s , 🤍/🤍s , 🪽/🪽s , 🏡/🏡s

Titles: The Mother , [Prn] who Cares , Mother who Morns , [prn] who is An Angel , [Prn] who is An Guardian

Gender: Female , SAHMest , Decafloric , Madreadora , Hearthgender , FlowerCoversGender , Ghostwife , Wifelexic , Mompresentic

Attraction: Julietian , Domestic Attraction , Adoric Attraction

Species: Human + Guardian Angelkin

Role: Mother figure , Caretaker

Aesthetics: 50s Suburbia , Vintage Americana

Interests/likes: Reading , Knitting , Baking , Art , Winter Dislikes: Horror Movies , Summer , Crowds

Name: Michael , Mike , Jeremy , Fritz , Cole , Jake , Matthew

Age: 20 yo

Pronouns: He/Him , Er/Errs , Rust/Rusts , Rot/Rots , Dis/Distort , Gli/Glitch , Fox/Fox , Fox/Foxy , Torn/Torns , Broken/Brokens , Dread/Dreads , Dead/Deads , 👻/👻s , 🩸/🩸s , 🩹/🩹s , 🧟/🧟s , 👁️‍🗨️/👁️‍🗨️s , 🦊/🦊s , ⚙️/⚙️s

Titles: The Scooped , [prns] who still Walks , The Lost one , [prn] who is Undead , [Prn] who is revived , The Revived

Gender: Masc , Nightmaredreamlessic , Foxic , Foxycharic , Ennardbodygender , Foxatronic , Corpsegender , Undeadsaint , Reszonic

Attraction: Bi Demiaroace , Undeadaffectis , Thermal Attraction

Species: Human , Undead , Foxystelic

Role: Anger Holder

Aesthetics: Traumacore , Bastardcore

Interests/likes: Drawing/Art , Arts & Crafts , Foxy , Animatronics , Pranks , Card Games , Cars Dislikes: Winter , Being cold , PDA , The ocean/sand

Name: Elizabeth , Liz , Liza , Loran , Sara , Shara , Sera , Emily , Molly , Mollie

Age: 14 yo

Pronouns: She/Her , Hee/Hees , Hoo/Hoos , Ha/Has , Beep/Beeps , Boop/Boops , Clown/Clowns , Ball/Balloon , Soul/Souls , Rem/Nant , 🎀/🎀s , 🤡/🤡s , 🍦/🍦s , 🎈/🎈s , 🎊/🎊s , 🎉/🎉s , 👻/👻s , 🌈/🌈s

Titles: The Clown , [prns] of the Circus , [prn] who gives Icecream

Gender: Clowngender Fem , Circusbabic , Clownthing , Clownsoftware , Clownlikic , Clowndollic , Clowndollgender , Clowndollthing , Malaclowncircic , Balloongender

Attraction: Ficto , Lupithestic Attraction , Gelatineux

Species: Human , Undead(Ghost) , Possible Haft Animictonic

Role: Middle , Socializer

Aesthetics: Nostalgiacore , Kidcore , Clowncore

Interests/likes: Arts & Crafts , Animals , Snow , Baking , Photography , Making jewelry Dislikes: Things not going her way , Math , Crowds , Rain , Storms

Name: Chris , Evan , Crying Child , C.C , Casper , Fred , Plush , Garret , Phil , Phillip

Age: 9 yo

Pronouns: He/Him , Sniff/Sniffs , Sob/Sobs , Tear/Tears , Bit/Bitten , Bite/Bites , Soul/Souls , Rem/Nant , Boo/Boos , Dread/Dreads , Spirit/Spirits , Spook/Spooks , Remain/Remains , 👻/👻s , 🧠/🧠s , 💧/💧s , 🚪/🚪s , 🛏️/🛏️s , 🤕/🤕s , 🧸/🧸s , 🩸/🩸s , 🩹/🩹s

Titles: The Bitten , [prns] who was Bitten , [prns] who Haunts , [prns] the Sadden , The Child who Cries

Gender: Masc, Nightmaredreamlessic , FNAFplushyic , Weirrorfnafic , Lostboy , Sensiboy , Assoftmemoric , Traumaghostix

Attraction: Aroace Repulsed , Solaic , Fovosplatonic

Species: Human , Undead(Ghost) , Possible Haft Animictonic

Role: Little/Syskid , Fear Holder

Aesthetics: Nostalgiacore , Weirdcore , Traumacore

Interests/likes: Blanket forts , Arts & Crafts , Books/Reading Dislikes: Crowds , Nightime , Being alone , Animictonics

pt: name, age, pronouns, titles, gender, attraction, species, role, aesthetics , likes and interests , dislikes

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[insufferableprotagonistpoll]

Round 2

Propaganda why Gregory is insufferable:

This boy is so poorly written, it hurts. In the gameplay, he just acts annoyed and pissed off the whole time. Then, in the endings, he becomes a whole other character who acts scared and sad, which does not match the previous hours of gameplay AT ALL

But that just annoyed me

What really made me hate him was the GGY and Robot Gregory stuff, because OH NO, Gregory could not just be a normal kid who got into this situation, he has to be a robotic recreation of the Crying Child, despite not acting one bit like CC, or, according to the GGY story in the books, he's responsible for multiple murders and is Afton's/the Mimic's apprentice.

Just let this kid be fucking normal!

(Also, unlike a lot of people, I really enjoy what the Ruin DLC did to his character. And don't try to say that's still the mimic, the mimic recycles dialog from the main game. This Gregory uses completely unique dialog, and unless the mimic was able to form new words in his voice all of a sudden, that's still him. He had to make a tough decision, one life or over hundreds and I can respect that)

Suffers from being made into another one of Matpat's ""is actually a robot theory"". It is annoying as hell. We do not need robot children theories in a game about possession, child murder and serial killers. Especially not dumb theories about him being a 'recreation' of someone with a completely different personality. It has completely ruined any enjoyment I had in that character because we're just going back to the Afton family again

Someone made a good point about how his personality seems to be reminiscent of a certain trend where a video game protagonist has to be snarky even though it would’ve worked better for the horror atmosphere if he was more scared because it would’ve made the player feel his fear. I recall people being surprised about his personality and expecting him to be more scared, and I assume the developers were just afraid of ppl calling Gregory “whiny”, but it still feels like a missed opportunity

Propaganda why Heywood Floyd is insufferable:

He pulled strings to be put on the crew and is kind of an ass to everybody

In the second book/movie, he's a huge jerk to Hal 9000, a character who technically didn't do anything wrong (he killed his crew in the first book/movie because of conflicting orders) Orders that Floyd claims to not know about....despite his signature being on them.

Also, he just sucks as a husband and father (in the 2010 movie, his kid actually sounds disappointed when Floyd says he won't die on his space mission) There's literally no reason I should root for this guy, (Hal ends up being the hero of the story in 2010 book/movie).

In 2061, he drinks water from a comet and.....let's just say it screws with his insides......and he's so insufferable, I laughed about it (as did people on two Discord servers, and it's now kind of a meme there)

Kind of smug and doesn't address his own flaws or the consequences of his own actions

He's smug and kind of an ass and says nothing was his fault when his signature was on the mission plan. An important plot is he put a cutoff switch in the ship's computer without asking anybody in a setting where a computer shutdown is Really Bad. He hides it from the crew and we are told this is heroic.

[pinkalliums]

wow rarely spotted pinkalliums intro post (a delicacy in most places):

greetings to the people of tumblr. i am hal pinkalliums. halliums if you will.

important: i dont want any nsfw blogs following me/interacting with my posts. it makes me uncomfortable. thank you!

more under the cut

Comfort Characters!!: chara and asriel dreemurr, noelle holiday, kris dreemurr, lil hal, dave strider, lucas & claus, shard the metal sonic, nicole the holo lynx, n harmonia, emmet, volo, sabitsuki, and michael afton.

Media that I also enjoy: sonic, omori, homestuck, pokemon black and white (2), legends arceus, minecraft, fnaf, pmd eos, mother 3, dont starve, and .flow.

maybe, one day youll find some art that ive created. this is an occasion you will find once every full moon (im a current chemical engineering major in college and for the life of me i cannot focus on drawing all the time). but if you do wanna see it my art tag is: #.png

other various tags are:

text posts: #.txt

gifs: #.gif

videos: #.mp4 (doubles as the tag i open up every once in awhile so i can feel the emotion of laughter)

then fandom tags will just be the standard names, and characters are always tagged with their first names.

anyway i hope you all have a karkalicious 2009

[btmi]

mutuals feel free to uh. idk. characters under read more

"bon" from the walten files. gregory house from house md. four from bfb. coyote from gunnerkrigg. doctor dumaya from razias shadow. discord from mlp. doc scratch from homestuck. michael rjinder from monster pulse. the blue meanie chief from yellow submarine. johnathan ohnn from spiderverse. taxidermy from lenore the cute little dead girl. flowey from undertale. the djinn from wwdits. hal 9000 from 2001. william afton from the fnaf movie. p03 from inscryption. cofagrigus from pokemon. animatic from animatic battle. stanford pines from gravity falls. dusknoir from pokemon. bill cipher from gravity falls. doctor facilier from princess and the frog. am from i have no mouth and i must scream. audrey ii from little shop of horrors

feel free to analyze any patterns here

[hals-homo-blog]

POOKIE IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!

MY SWEET POOKIE BOY!!!! I can't smooch him really, because paper, but!!!! I might still smooch him a little bit later. He's too pookie not to smooch tbh. Getting that Neck Joint in there was really tricky, but with enough patience and the right tools, I managed to finagle it together UwU

POOR GORDON. He's the shortest of my blorbo figurines 😭 That would kill him if he knew that. Height wise, he's only the 2nd shortest. He's technically 1 inch taller than Vinny at 6'3", while Vinny is 6'2". LuLu stands at an impressive 7ft something, I forget. It was like 7'2-3" iirc, because he's a Freak and he can do that if he wants to <3

Oooouuuggghhhghhgh Lil' Gordon is sooooo cuuuuute X3 I love him sm. Thank you again to @zigzagxen for designing him!!!

[ask-fnaf-staff]

(OOC) That's the last of the backlog, these are from an old discord Ask game. We can see how yellow Lemon is and get some lore on Vinny's hobbies. That's Hal's shirt he's wearing, and yea, it has Applejack on it, lol.

[whimsicalfaggot]

LIST of my BOYFRIENDS

Hal 9000

SCP-079

Red Guy

The Snatcher

Michael Afton

girlfriends list is too big sorry

this is maybe not all of them also

[halstar-the-clown]

Here’s my take on the Missing Children and other important FNAF kids!

Since almost none of them really have canon designs, I wanted to give my own twist on them! (Note that I mean “canon” as in “in game”. Most of the books aren’t canon). Please click for better quality cause it looks awful if you don’t.

Here’s some info about them!

Gabriel Mack, Soul of Freddy

16 years old

North American

Transmasc (FtM) and Bi

He was the oldest out of all the children

Jeremy Blakeson, Soul of Bonnie

15 years old

Irish

Gay Demiromantic

He was Gabriel’s boyfriend

Susie Cruesta Lugato, Soul of Chica

8 years old

Spanish Canadian

She was the first victim of the Missing 5

Her dog’s name was Sparky

Fritz Smith JR

6 years old

Mexican & Asian American

He was the youngest out of all the children

His father was Fritz Smith from FNAF 2

Evan Afton, First Half of Yellow Bear

9 years old

British

Son of William Afton

He suffered from Insomnia and PTSD

Cassidy Sumulong, Second Half of Yellow Bear

9 years old

Hawaiian Filipino

She was the last victim

Her death wasn’t as thought out as the others

Charlotte Emily, Soul of The Puppet

14 years old

Palestinian American

Daughter and only child of Henry Emily

Her best friend was Elizabeth

Elizabeth Afton, Soul of Circus Baby

13 years old

British

Daughter of William Afton

Her favorite ice cream flavor was vanilla bean

May all of them Rest in Peace especially Cassidy. She needs to let go of that old bastard

[iekeejkeek]

Card night >:)