#hakoda x ursa

[warcurystoupee]

Some crack art lol (og from class of 09)

[problamticsideanna]

Order of Fire x Water ATLA ships in order for favorite to least favorite (this is my personal opinion and I hate none of these)

1. Sokkla (Sokka x Azula)

2. Azutara (Azula x Katara)

3. Zukka (Zuko x Sokka)

4. Hakursa (Hakoda x Ursa)

5. Zutara (Zuko x Katara)

Ursa and Hakoda are real in my heart but also I love Sokkla and Azutara too much :(

[stardust948]

Frenemies AU

Platinum Music Awards part 3

Poppy, over a video call: Hi!

Hakoda: Hey Poppy.

Kya: Where are you?

Poppy, looks at the stage behind her: Oh uh... my bathroom...

Hakoda: Poppy it's okay if you're helping Ozai get ready. You don't have to hide it from me.

Poppy: Ok. Because Ozai said you guys can come watch him rehearse.

Hakoda: Oh... no thanks...

Bato and Kya: *looks at each other*

Hakoda: You guys can go if you want.

Bato and Kya: YES! *both kiss Hakoda on the cheeks then run out*

Hakoda: *sighs then flops onto the floor*

Ursa, walking in: Why are Kya and Bato screaming and running down the street?

Hakoda: Mmmm.

Ursa: Get up. *helps him up*

Hakoda: Don't you want to watch Ozai rehearse? All the big time signing contact people are there.

Ursa: No I feel guilty. I should have kept my mouth shut.

Ozai: Poppy you left your laptop. *Notices the video call is still on*

Hakoda: No, you were right. If I'm going to be successful, I want it to be because of my talent, not because of throwing tantrums and wearing meat hats.

Ursa: Well can't you be successful for your talent and wearing meat hats?

Hakoda: The thought of having meat whenever I want is tempting.

Ursa: See. You won't even have to get up. Just pluck it right out of your hat.

Hakoda, laughing: Right out of my hat?

Ursa: So... *leans closer to kiss him*

Ozai: !!!

Hakoda, nudges her away: Oh you...

Ozai:

Ursa: I'm sorry.

Hakoda: No I'm sorry.

Ursa: I didn't mean to-

Hakoda: No you didn't. You...

Ursa: Then why can't we kiss?

Hakoda: Cause of Ozai.

Ozai: ???

Ursa: Ozai and I broke up.

Hakoda: Yeah but kissing your friend's ex-girlfriend-

Ursa: Wait since when are you and Ozai friends? Last week he rubbed your hamburger on the seat.

Hakoda: Aww I ate seat meat?

Ursa: And he took your spot in the Platinum Music awards.

Hakoda: Look, Ozai and I aren't really the best of friends. We're kind of friends, I think. More like frenemies really. But still, kissing his ex-girlfriend...I can't do that to a friend.

Ozai: *closes laptop*

___

Ozai: *putting on finishing touches for costume*

Hakoda: Wow. Incredible outfit.

Ozai: Didn't expect to see you here.

Hakoda: Well, everyone else was coming to cheer you on. Figured I would too. And you look way better in that costume than I would have!

Ozai:

Ozai: This isn't right...

Hakoda: It is a little tight around your-

Ozai: Not the stupid costume! This. Me.

Hakoda: I don't...

Ozai: This was supposed to be your night. This is your big chance so for me to go out there and...

Hakoda: And?

Ozai: I can't do that to a friend.

Hakoda: *smiles*

Ozai: Or even to you.

Hakoda: *laughs* Now what?

Ozai: Just go get ready and leave the rest to me.

___

Assistant: Live in 60 seconds! Ready Bao?

Announcer: Just waiting for my cue.

Ozai: Hey Bao, did you get the script change?

Announcer: What script change?

Ozai: Ugh those guys. Give me that! *Snatches pen and scribbles on the paper* Have a good show!

Announcer: Uh, you too?

Assistant: We're live in five!

Announcer: Welcome to the 34th Platinum Music Awards! For his first world wide live performance, please welcome Hakoda Kuruk!

Hakoda: *walks on stage as the crowd cheers*

Head Producer: What the flameo?! What's he's doing out there?! *yells at producer*

Poppy: Is that Hakoda?!

Kya: Yay Koda!

Bato: That's my cousin!!!

Ozai: *sits beside Ursa*

Ursa: *smiles at him and he smiles back*

[Hakoda performs original song as the crowd goes wild. The gang runs onto stage after, and he hugs each of them including Ozai]

[fluffygreenkoala]

Coming out as an Hakoda x Ursa shipper

(Also, READ THIS FANFICTION PLEASE)

[atla4art]

personally,

#1 is bato #2 is piandao #3 is ursa #4 is poppy (new ship incoming here :))

also add june in there she would totally annoy zuko bc she’s dating his girlfriends dad 😹

I think he gets a love interest in the comics? Not sure.

[marymary-diva17]

Avatar the last airbender

wholesome - 😊 sad - 😔 anger/angst- 😠 comedy- 🎭 romance - 🥰 fluff - ☁️ request - 📨

Hello everyone and welcome to my avatar the last Airbender master list, please enjoy my stories. I will also take request if anyone has any for avatar the last airbender, I will added legends of Korra later on. The two other nation of earth and air will come later on as well.

Avatar the last airbender

Water tribe 💧 🧊 ❄️

hakoda, sokka, and katra

A marriage for peace and political (2)(3)😊 ☁️ 😔 😠 🥰

my own density 😊 😔 ☁️

my snow princess

my little soldier

my little water bender

fair nation 🔥☄️⚡️

My treasures

kindhearted princess

A princess duty to her home and nation

you will be amazing one day

your are not a monster

[waterfire1848]

AU - In a world with no war there is a yearly meeting with world leaders. Hakoda, Bato, Kya, Ursa and Ozai always get together and have a blast every time.

[scamper333]

Azula finally is able to leave the Asylum with hopes to reconcile with her mother only to find out that she recently passed away, Azula loses her ability to fire bend after hearing the news and becomes inconsolable from the loss of her mother (and eventually for her bending). Worried that Azula will relapse, Zuko sends Azula to the South Pole as an Ambassador of the Firenation and to be with Katara (who recently amicably broke up with Aang) hoping they can bond over the loss of their mothers and to have a father figure in Chief Hakoda.

Other events that take place:

Aang helps Azula go to the spirit world to commune with her mother

Azula learns from the Masters

Azula reconciles with Mai and Ty Lee

[atla-confessions]

zutara shippers will defend ANYONE as long as they ship zutara. like why are several anons fighting for lfr’s right as a white woman to write rape fanfics about katara throwing sokka and hakoda under the bus so that the colonizer can liberate katara or w/ever. imo, lfr’s fanfic represents very well all the issues with the zutara community:

important people in katara’s life (sokka and hakoda) who canonically CARE for katara and love her will be demonized

zuko becomes katara’s savior, the only person who apparently can take her issues seriously. he’s treated as Katara’s liberator.

zuko allowed iroh to say whatever the fuck he wanted about his own sister and didn’t say a damn thing when iroh sexually harassed june. if iroh (whom zuko ideolizes) were to ever sexually assault anyone (again) zuko isn’t DOING SHIT. he’d react in the exact type of way that sokka and hakoda are portrayed in the fanfic. and if we’re talking about book 1 zuko he literally ties katara up to a tree and uses her for extortion and he knocks her out so hard that she’s unconscious the whole night, while chanting a pro-imperialist line (“i rise with the sun,” which is a reference to japan’s rising sun flag. the fn’s military is directly based on imperial japan). not to mention that zuko circulates katara in a predatory way, likely something that he subconsciously picked up when ozai would do the same thing to ursa. meanwhile sokka canonically tackles and berates aang (as he should) for accidentally burning katara. like zuko is not katara’s liberator in the way that the shippers insist he is, ESPECIALLY not book 1 zuko.

X

[locknessquik-icetea-monster]

Finally got around to making one of these lol. I hade way too much fun with this.

Gotta love being a multi shipper ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

Some of my favourite ships weren’t on here so I made a second one with some other ships I love and some I hate just to keep it even.

Ships I added:

- zue: Zuko x Yue (also known as yuko)

- hakursa: Hakoda x Ursa

- bakoda: Hakoda x Bato

- zhaoko: Zhao x Zuko

- katoph: Katara x Toph

- zutaraang: Zuko x Katara X Aang

- rozin: Roku x Sozin

- tysuki: Ty Lee x Suki

- zucest: Zuko x Azula

- tyzuki: Ty Lee x Zuko x Suki

- aangji: Aang x On Ji

- jinjetko: Jin x Zuko x Jet

- bahakya: Bato x Hakoda x Kya

- yuzukki: Yue x Zuko x Sokka x Suki

[awkward-txrtle]

fun. x ATLA

Idk if anyone else in the fandom listens to fun., but I'm a big fan of pretty much the whole Some Nights album. I was listening to it last week (yes, even the Some Nights - Intro, which I don't vibe with) because it was speaking to me in terms of ATLA characters (certain songs reminded me of certain characters).

"But Turtle, Nate Reuss wasn't focused on ATLA when he was writing this album"

Ok, and? I'm gonna have some fun with this!

So here's each song and the character I think it fits (not all are exact fits & not every song is included, but most are)

1. Some Nights - Sokka

"This is it, boys, this is war/what are we waiting for?" feels very Sokka to me, especially since he considers himself a warrior and is the protector of Wolf Cove after Hakoda and the other men leave to fight the fire nation. Also "I still see your ghost" could reference Kya, but more likely Yue, since Sokka says that he sees Katara's face when he tries to remember his mother. The line about the martyr reminded me of Suki. Ok also the "miss my mom and dad for this" line?? Come on. Ok BUT "my heart is breaking for my sister and the con she called love/and then I look into my nephew's eyes" is just SCREAMING a Zutara or Kataang fic of some sort. Come on, right?? It's just begging to be written. Overall, this is very existential crisis-Sokka to me.

2. We Are Young - Katara

Ok so I wasn't fully sure what song to give Katara and it just didn't feel right to leave her out so I deadass just gave her this one like 5 minutes ago, but it still works. It would also be AU-based, but hear me out. I'm assuming y'all are most likely to know this song out of all of them. So Katara's at a bar after breaking up with her boyfriend (Aang) and the Gaang's all here. "My seat's been taken by some sunglasses askin' bout a scar" would be Zuko asking about the scars on Katara's hands that she couldn't fully heal after Aang's firebending accident. "But between the drinks and subtle things/the holes in my apologies/you know I'm trying hard to take it back" feels very Aang to me, especially since he's immature. Then right after, I feel like it switches to a more Zutara vibe for most of the song. Also "the moon is on my side/I have no reason to run" with Katara is such a sick combo omg.

3. Carry On - Zuko

The lyrics are very angsty. "You swore and said we are not/we are not shining stars/this I know, I never said we are" feels like a very Zuko & Iroh interaction to me. And also "though I've never been through hell like that/I've closed enough windows to know you can never look back" !!!! Like that feels very Season 3 Zuko to me. Also, no matter what, Zuko is forced to carry on, whether it's with Ozai, Azula, the Gaang... Although don't get me wrong, Zuko does take back his destiny, but I'm referring more to how he can't give up. Also Ursa tells Zuko and he later says how he struggles and fights, even though it's hard. "And we talked and talked about how our parents will die/all our neighbors and wives" Zuko is very familiar with the concept of mortality, he nearly died and he loses his mother at a young age. I'm sure he worries about when Iroh will die, as well as his friends. I feel like Zuko has a line about people leaving him, but I can't find it. Ok next point "and it's nice to know when I was left for dead/I was found and now I don't roam these streets/I am not the ghost you are to me" is very reminiscent of Zuko's relationship (or lack thereof) with Ozai. Also "may your past be the sound of your feet upon the ground" feels like a very Iroh line. Last point, "on our darkest day, when we're miles away/so we'll come and we'll find our way home" is very reminiscent of Zuko's redemption arc and how he returns home and retakes his place in the line of succession and becomes Fire Lord.

4. It Gets Better - Katara?

Honestly the "yes, I know it hurts at first/but it gets better" reminds me a lot of Katara. I also liked the line about fire in the sky and snow on the ground. Not too much else to say.

5. All Alone - Mai

I really encourage you guys to listen to this song, it was really interesting. The lyrics reminded me of Maiko, especially how Mai seems to not care about anything. The girl's voice reminded me a lot of Mai throughout the series, especially her interactions with Zuko. "I gave her to you/I don't need a toy/I thought you might appreciate it/I don't like the way it moves" reminds me of their interaction when Zuko tries to give Mai the shell on Ember Island. "How do you cry with inanimate eyes/you're never gonna smile/with the way that you're wired" also reminded me a lot of Mai's character throughout the series.

(I really like All Alright, but wasn't sure who it would fit well with)

6. One Foot - Toph

"I put one foot in front of the other" is very Toph, she is a fighter first and foremost. "I don't need a new love or a new life" also feels very her, Toph doesn't care as much about the more material things compared to the rest of the Gaang. I'm sure there's more that can be said about this connection, but I didn't really vibe with the song so much. Sorry Toph.

7. Out on the Town - Aang

Okay, Aang fans, I'm asking you to stick with me here. "Cause I know I'll never take the time/to unpack my missteps and call all of our friends" feels very much like season 3 Aang, where he doesn't face consequences for his actions and Bryke kinda places him on this pedestal of sorts. Also, this is a kataang breakup song to me. The chorus really feels like Aang to me, putting his feelings before those of other people, causing a scene, there being consequences (that he somehow gets out of, but that's not today's discussion). "But I'm waiting for the day you come back and say/'hey maybe I should change my mind'" reminds me of the first 2 times Aang kisses Katara and how he expects her to change her mind on how she feels about him. Also the repetition of "open up your heart".

Overall, I found the entire album to be very Zuko-coded.

If you read this far, I appreciate you!

[ly0nstea]

Houses of the world of Avatar

Inspired by the asoiaf themed avatar oneshot I wrote

House Pyre

Notable Members: Ozai, Ursa, Iroh, Lu Ten, Zuko, Azula

Coat of Arms: The red head of a rightfacing dragon with an open maw on an orange backing

Motto: Burning Honour

House Seafarer

Notable Members: Hakoda, Sokka, Katara

Coat of arms: A polar bear standing against a backing of a light blue sky with a dark ocean underneath

Motto: Free as the Sea

House Beifong

Notable Members: Lao, Poppy, Toph

Coat of Arms: A boar with white wings, against a light green background trimmed with gold

Motto: Wealth and Health

House Qel

Notable Members: Arnook, Yue

Coat of Arms: A dark blue backing with a brown sailboat and a white sail.

Motto: The Sea is my Steed

House Lowborn

Notable Members: Jet, Longshot, Smellerbee

Coat of Arms: A dark green backing with two hook swords crossed in the shape of an X

Motto: No King No Country

House Stonelain

Notable Members: Kuei

Coat of Arms: A green backing with a golden circle in the senter, a square hole cut out from it

Motto: King of Kings

[ao3feed-zukka]

Belatown x Avatar Imagines

Read now on Ao3 at https://ift.tt/EpztUH6 by ScratchdCat_solos A Belatown x Atla Au that I made because I was bored Words: 346, Chapters: 1/47, Language: English Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Iroh (Avatar), Hakoda (Avatar), Ursa (Avatar), Ozai (Avatar), Bato (Avatar), Kya (Avatar), Zhao (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Azula (Avatar), Mai (Avatar), Ty Lee (Avatar), Jin (Avatar), Jet (Avatar), Sokka (Avatar), Suki (Avatar), Yue (Avatar), Aang (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Toph Beifong, Roku (Avatar), Ta Min (Avatar), Sozin (Avatar), Kyoshi (Avatar), Rangi (Avatar), Appa (Avatar) Relationships: Ozai (Avatar)/Reader, Hakoda/Ursa (Avatar), Ozai/Ursa (Avatar), Bato/Hakoda (Avatar), Hakoda/Kya (Avatar), Ozai/Zhao (Avatar), Iroh & Zuko (Avatar), Azula & Zuko (Avatar), Azula & Iroh (Avatar), Azula/Mai (Avatar), Mai/Ty Lee (Avatar), Azula/Ty Lee (Avatar), Azula/Mai/Ty Lee, Jin/Zuko (Avatar), Jet/Zuko (Avatar), Sokka/Zuko (Avatar), Sokka/Suki (Avatar), Sokka/Yue (Avatar), Aang/Katara (Avatar), Katara/Zuko (Avatar), Roku/Sozin (Avatar), Roku/Ta Min (Avatar), Kyoshi/Rangi (Avatar), Kya/Ursa (Avatar), Aang & Toph Beifong & Katara & Sokka & Suki & Zuko Additional Tags: Iroh Adopts Zuko (Avatar), Azula (Avatar) Redemption, Lesbian Azula (Avatar), Azula Needs Therapy (Avatar), Cheating, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Iroh is a Good Uncle (Avatar), Aang Needs a Hug (Avatar), Bisexual Ty Lee (Avatar), One-Sided Relationship, Reader-Insert, Bad Parent Ozai (Avatar), ", fem! reader, Affairs Read it on Ao3 at https://ift.tt/EpztUH6

[stardust948]

Frenemies AU Beginnings

[At the showcase]

Jee: Are you Bato's mom?

Kanna: I'm his aunt. What's wrong?

Jee: Come with me!

[Go backstage and find Bato's feverish]

Kanna: What happened?!

Bato: I don't know. It just sprung up out of nowhere.

Nurse: Does anyone know how this happened?

Hakoda: The herbal tea! You must have had an allergic reaction to it.

Jee: Will he still be able to perform?

Bato: *vomits*

Nurse: Does that answer your question?

Kanna, helping him: I'm sorry sweetie. You can do the concert next year.

Jee: Does anyone here know Bato's part?

Kya pointing to Hakoda: His cousin does.

Hakoda: Me cousin? No no no I just helped them rehearse. I'm not even a student here-

Kya, dragging him away: You know this whole thing inside out. The song. The chorography. You can do this! Come on!

Hakoda: Nuh-huh!

Kya: He said he'll do it!

Hakoda: No I didn't! I am not getting on that stage!

[Hard cut to Hakoda on stage]

Hakoda: 😬

Kya: *flashes a thumbs up*

Hakoda, whispering: I hate you.

*Nervously starts singing but grows in confidence. The crowd gives a standing ovation.*

[Backstage]

Kanna, hugging Hakoda: Oh honey I'm so proud of you!

Piandao: Excuse me? Who are you?

Hakoda: I'm Hakoda Kuruk. Who are you?

Jee: This is the principal of Republic Arts!

Piandao: You don't go to school here?

Hakoda: No I was just filing in for-

Piandao: Do you want to? Full scholarship!

Hakoda: Me? Should I?

*Everyone agrees*

Hakoda: But the kids who go there are crazy talented!

Kya: Yeah so are you!

Hakoda: I'm not good enough.

*Arguments break out. Kya raises the curtains.*

Kya to the crowd: Hey! This guy doesn't know if he's good enough to go to school here! What do you people think?!

Crowd: *cheers*

Kya: Okay?

Hakoda: ...Okay! I'm in! *hugs her*

~

[First day at Republic Arts]

Hakoda: *amazed by all the performers*

Hakoda, stopping a passing girl: Hey, I'm new here. Could you help me with-

Poppy: Oh! You're Hakoda! I saw you at the big showcase! You were amazing!

Hakoda: Thanks.

Poppy: My name's Poppy.

Hakoda: Like the flower?

Poppy: What's that supposed to mean?!

Hakoda: Nothing! I love flowers.

Poppy: *gasp* Me too! They're so pretty! *leaves*

Hakoda:

Kya: There you are!

Hakoda: Hey!

Kya: Excited for your first day at Republic Arts?

Hakoda: Excited, crying, throwing up-

Kya: Oh it's not that bad! Speaking of which how's Bato? Sucks he couldn't make your first day.

Hakoda: Doctors' said he'll recover in a week or two.

Kya: Great! C'mon we have first period together.

~

Hakoda: *walks into Ursa and spills her coffee*

Hakoda: I'm so sorry! *wipes it off*

Ursa: It's fine. Don't worry about it.

Hakoda: I think it's almost off.

Ursa, laughing: You're making it worse actually.

Hakoda: *smiles*

Ozai: Hey! Why are you rubbing my girlfriend?!

Hakoda: Oh I spilled coffee-

Ozai: Get away from her!

Ursa: Relax. It was just an accident. *kisses his cheek*

Ozai: *glares at Hakoda*

Bumi, rushing in: SPIRITS, THERE'S A HUGE FIRE!

*Everyone panics*

Bumi: Kidding! Just wanted to get your blood pumping which I did! HA! Now let's get started. Rumps in chairs!

Hakoda to Kya: That's our teacher?

Bumi: Okay, first I'd like to introduce our new student Hakoda. And thank him for her generous gift of two dollars which he handed to me outside of school this morning. Not necessary but much appreciated!

Kya whispering: Why did you give our teacher two dollars?

Hakoda: I thought he was homeless!

Bumi: First up, improv lessons! Hakoda do you know what improv is?

Hakoda: Yes and no.

Bumi: Well which is it?

Hakoda: No.

Bumi: Alright, crash course! Improv is acting without a script. Understand?

Hakoda: *about to ask a question*

Bumi: Excellent! Ozai you will captain the first session. Choose your players.

Ozai: Poppy, Kya, Ursa... and Hakoda.

Hakoda: ???

Ozai: Yeah. You.

Bumi: Scene is 'At home. Big news.' Action!

Ozai to Hakoda: Why don't you go wait in the hall.

Hakoda: Okay...

Ozai to Ursa: Hi honey how was work today?

Ursa: Uh, I got fired.

Poppy: Again?

Kya: Mom's a loser!

Ursa: Thanks.

Ozai: That's okay. I got big news that will cheer everyone up! *brings in Hakoda* I went to the animal shelter and got us a dog!

Hakoda: Uh yeah... I'm the new family dog. Woof?

Ozai: Ugh. Bumi would you tell this amateur that dogs don't talk and they don't walk on two legs. BUMI!!!

Bumi: Sorry I was sucking the milk out of this coconut. But it's true Hakoda, if you're gonna play a dog, be a dog.

Hakoda: Right... *gets on hands and knees* Woof.

Poppy and Kya: *pets him* Wow! He's so cute!

Hakoda: Woof. Bark.

Ozai: Uh-oh! Looks like this dog has bugs in his hair!

Poppy and Kya: *jumps back* Gross!

Ozai: That's okay. I read online coffee is great for getting rid of fur bugs. *steals Ukano's drink*

Ursa: Maybe you shouldn't-

Kya: Ozai!

Ozai: *dumps coffee on Hakoda's head*

Hakoda: !!!

Ozai: What's the problem, dog?

Hakoda: *runs out of the classroom*

Kya: *runs after him* Hey what are you doing?

Hakoda: Calling my mom to tell her I want to go back to my old school!

Kya: Why?

Hakoda: Because I don't like having black coffee in my hair!

Kya: Then I'll get you some cream and sugar. Everything will be chill.

Hakoda, on the phone: Hey Mom-

Kya: *Steals his phone* Nope!

Hakoda: Give me back my Mom!

Kya: You're gonna quit this school on your first day just because of one mean guy?

Hakoda: It's not just him! I don't fit in with all this!

Kya: Okay, the school's not normal-

Hakoda, sarcastic: Really?

Kya: But neither are you. I've seen what you can do on stage. You're special. You're fantastic! You belong at this school. Normal's boring.

Hakoda:

[At home]

Hakoda: *Rewatching his performance*

Bato: You know, it doesn't even look like you're gonna pee yourself in this.

Hakoda: *rolls eyes*

Bato: You're really gonna quit Republic Arts?

Hakoda: What do you think I should do?

Bato: I think you should come back.

Hakoda: Why?

Bato: So I won't be known as the guy whose cousin quit on the first day. *Playfully shoves Hakoda*

Hakoda: *laughs some*

Bato: And I think you were really good in the big showcase. That took guts.

Hakoda: ...Thanks Bato.

[Next day]

Hakoda: *returns to class*

Kya: You're back!

Hakoda: Yeah. You're right. Normal's boring.

Bumi: Today's lesson, ABC Acting. Who wants to start?

Hakoda, raising his hand: I do.

Bumi: Alright, chose your players.

Hakoda: Kya, Poppy, Ursa, and... Ozai.

Ozai: ???

Hakoda: Yeah. You.

Bumi: Start with the letter P. Go!

Hakoda: Please go take a shower.

Ozai: Quit telling me what to do.

Ursa: Relax. Let's all try to get along.

Poppy: Totally!

Bumi: Your line had to start with the letter S.

Poppy: Aww S is the worse!

Bumi: Here's a piece of candy.

Poppy: Yay I love candy!

Bumi: Kya your go!

Kya: Something bit my toe.

Hakoda: Turtle bit her toe.

Ozai: Unbelievable that you're even here.

Ursa: Very immature of you to say that!

Kya: What if the turtle broke my toe?

Hakoda: X-rays are the only way to find out.

Ozai: U should shut up.

Ursa: Zap! I just healed your toe with my magic finger!

Kya: Thanks!

Bumi: Your line had to start with an A! Sit down!

Kya: Aww I just got my toe bone fixed.

Bumi: Hakoda, keep it rolling!

Hakoda: Aliens are the only ones who can heal by finger zapping.

Ozai: By the way! *blows raspberry at Hakoda*

Ursa: Correct. I am an alien.

Bumi: Oh plot twist!

Hakoda: Don't hurt me, please!

Ozai: Even though he's extremely annoying.

Ursa: Fainting. Can't breathe your Earth air.

Hakoda: Gah she fainted!

Ozai: Hey why don't you go jump off that cliff over there?

Hakoda: I think you should.

Ozai: Just where did you come from?!

Hakoda: Kangaroos.

Ozai: Lousy animals. They're awkward and dirty.

Hakoda: Must have learned from you.

Class and Bumi: Oooooohhhhh!!!

Ozai: No one talks to me like that.

Hakoda: Obviously someone should.

Ozai: Please get hit by a bus.

Hakoda: Quite obnoxious of you to say.

Ozai: Really?

Hakoda: Sure was!

Ozai: Thanks!

Hakoda: Up your nose I see boogers!

Ozai: Very clever.

Hakoda: Wished you thought of it?

Ozai, pointing at his face: X marks the spot I want to punch!

Hakoda: Y-Your finger smells weird!

Ozai: Zero is what you are on a scale from on to ten!

Bumi: And back to the letter A!

Hakoda: As if I cared what you think!

Ozai: Better watch yourself!

Hakoda: Can't take it?

Ozai: Don't push me!

Hakoda: Eat your pants!

Ozai: YOU EAT YOUR PANTS! WAIT!

Bumi: Sorry Ozai. The next letter was-

Ozai: F! I KNOW!!! *glares at Hakoda then storms back to his seat*

Hakoda, helping Ursa up: Get up alien.

Ursa: Head still spinning.

Hakoda: I know what would make you feel better.

Ursa: Jumping jacks?

Hakoda: Kiss me.

Ursa: Let's do it. *They kiss*

Ozai: !!!

*Class applauds*

Hakoda: Man I love this school!

[leseigneurdufeu]

ok i'll expand on the second one.

It's a La Demoiselle d'Avignon x ATLA fic. Modern AU, no firebending, Zutara.

By all appearances it's the perfect crossover.

Katara and Koba both are the eldest daughter but second child of their family, both have a widowed grandparent and are royalties. If you kill Hakoda off, they even have the exact same family situation, granddaughters but not expected to reign of the current water tribe ruler. They have an excentric older brother who's supposed to inherit the throne, and both have a strong connection to healing (waterbending and studied in Uni to become a medic).

Then you take Zuko. Son of an old and respected family, upper class, completely normal person to have a job as an ambassador in a modern au. He comes for the holidays to his mother's, his father died (and the only moment his father is mentioned is when he says his father taught him how to make tea. i aint saying Past Ursa/Iroh but i am saying it) a while ago. He has two ex-girlfriends who made it in life, one in politics, one with her business, who you can cast either as Mai and Jin if you're a purist of Zuko's heart, or as Mai and Ty Lee because the one "with the business" literally manages a ballet company and Ty Le would fit the role perfectly.

EVERYTHING works perfectly.

Except. For one small fact.

Which is that an iceland-inspired country and France (in the original) don't have the same baggage as Fire Nation and Water Tribe.

And I know I'm making it happen in a world where there was no 100 years war, no air nomad genocide, no Southern Raiders.

But still, there are a few things that would sound very different in either cases.

Original: This french girl married a guy from Iceland-Inspired country, so to make her happy the land adopted french as a second official language, yay!

ATLA version: Somehow the Water Tribe has Fire Nation Speech as their second language because *checks notes* a fire nation girl married into the royal family centuries prior and they adopted her language to "make her happy". Yeah. Right. What are you trying to hide from us?

Original: the french ambassador needed something to yell as a sort of war cry before doing something very daring, he said "long live france". Sure. Makes sense.

Atla version: the fire nation ambassador yelled "long live the fire nation" in the middle of the water tribe royal palace. Hmm. That's uh... interesting. Go on.

I would def write it without changing much from the original but i'm just a bit scared of the like... subtext that could be there, and also i know the odds of someone reading it are low given how many people read my other fics from the same series but what if it becomes popular and people are being Not NormalTM about the subtext?

For reference:

Pouic-Pouic (1963) x ATLA

Pouic-Pouic (1963) x Community

Oscar (1967) x The Gilded Age

Hibernatus (1969) x ATLA

[dragynkeep]

One of my first crack/rare ships was Hakoda x Ursa. I used to love the idea of both meeting and having soft domestic love.

I remember specially liking the idea of modern aus where they started dating and the kids had to adapt to eachother feeling off but wanting their parents to be happy

i really like this ship & i think that these two coming together after all the hardship in their life to find some softness & comfort. katara, zuko, sokka & azula’s reactions to it, either in canon or the modern au, would’ve been really fun to explore especially when contrasting it to their canonical reaction to hakoda moving on in the comics.