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Every komahina artist is obligated to draw something about this scene at least once i think
#hajime is as dense as a rock sometimes#my man did u forget why nagito is in the hospital to begin with. did u forget wat his crappy disease is. hajime.#nagitos here begging his crush to stay but unfortunately said crush has stupid disease everyday#hajimes doesnt even need despair disease#nagito komaeda#hajime hinata#komahina#hinakoma#danganronpa#super danganronpa 2#sdr2#art#my art#xanders art#xanders haunting art#digital art#fan art
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this blog is the definition of āØbest boys zoneāØ can i request for Hajime and Izuru with a s/o who loves attention and physical affection but is too afraid to ask for it?
You get it, anon!! These three are my top favorites of all! Even though 2/3 of these boys are literally the same person, I still love them as an individual (Twin au gang rise up) also I may or may not have a little too much fun on Izuru's part hehe.
Wonderful sprite edit by u/MidDinos by Reddit
CW: Hajime Hinata, Izuru Kamukura, mentions of Ch/aki N/nami, F/yuhiko K/zuryu, a little bit of swearing (classic baby gangsta), very ambigious spoiler(?) for Hajimeās talent, mentions of non-despair!au J/nko En/shima being Izuruās bestie
Hajime and Izuru with a affection starved S/O that's afraid to ask them for love
Oh no, this is bad. Like, really really bad.
This guy is as dense- scratch that, even more denser than a rock, no matter how much you try your best to not be as subtle, he wonāt get it.
That one time you actually got courage to tug at his shirt and hold his forearm, heāll give you a confused look and used his other hand to hold you back. It was a very awkward few hours and the uncomfortable position is not helping either.
Sometimes, in the most rarest occurrences, Hajime, will begin to think that you often brushing your words off and you never initiate any type of affection unless he does it first is quite odd.
When he asks for cuddle (in his own tsundere way), you put so much effort and dedication to it like itās your job or something but you never ask for it yourself? very weird.
He decided that it is weird for you to act like that, yāknow? So he decided to talk to his friend, Chiaki. Maybe sheāll agree with him too? well, he did got his answer but not in a way he expected.
āYou only realize now?āĀ Ā āHuh?ā
Was it that obvious? was his other peers talking about him being oblivious actually true..? or.. could Chiaki could be lying about you being a shy cutiepie to cheer him up because of your talent/because you not having a talent will just embarrass you both? probably.
*Insert Chiaki facepalming here*
Maybe if he goes to his other best friend, Fuyuhiko will say something different? they know each other like the back of their hand so maybe he will spit the real deal?
āHajime, are you fucking stupid or something? Of course theyāre too shy to ask you. Theyāre not even good at hiding it.ā ok fine, heāll admit defeat.
Hajime gulped a little in nervousness before telling that he doesnāt mind at all if you want to be affectionate and even (subtly) tells you that heās looking forward to holding hands with you too and etc. Though, I recommend you please do show your affection to him so he would not regret this.
He fortunately got to realize your change your behavior. Youāre still a little shy but at least you finally got to finally say what you wanted to say for so long.
Lucky for you, he already knew. He has the ultimate mind reader, ultimate facial expression reader and whatever the hell he has to help him recognize your little struggle.
Izuru wanted to tell you immediately because not only is this a hassle for you but also a hassle for him. He rarely initiates any sort of affection other than mediocre comfort because he's not really knowledgeable on what to do and he's never ever seen couple related activities going on here so... He's clueless despite having vast knowledge.
Also, he's also a very affection starved person as well. Either he doesn't know about it or he's in denial is all up for you to find out, good luck on that.
As soon as he was about to get up from his seat, his quote on quoteĀ āfriendā, Junko Enoshima objected to such ideas, how did she knew his idea? Not sure as well.
She's most definitely was or still is a gyaru, and to be a stereotypical gyaru, she writes corny love stories on her cell phone. She would definitely want to experience or at least view one of her garbage love stories come to life so she commence.. "operation tease a pretend you didn't do anything so s/o will be desperate!!"
"...No."
Welp, there goes Junko's plan gone into useless ashes. He just decided to say the word by calling you to get into his dorm and have a cuddle session while talking about cuddling or general affection.
Man's fully prepared with the blankets, pillows, plushies he got from the gacha machine due to pure luck and the television on just for you, he will never focused for such thing.
As soon as you step foot into his dorm, he immediately pushed you into his bed very softly before plopping himself onto your chest, his hair being an extra blanket for both of you.
"S/O, if you want to touch or want my attention, just ask. There's no one else in the world other than you that I would be giving all my love to as you never bore me. And.. Likewise, I crave for your love." He confessed, not possessing his own words the more he spoke.
Izuru would still prefer it if you asked permission first. Sure, he fully expects your presence and needs but still, he would appreciate it if you asked first.
Hope your luck is high, because even if it's everytime, he would blush a little and sometimes even smile when you talk or touch him, as he loves you dearly.
#danganronpa#danganronpa 2#danganronpa sdr2#danganronpa x reader#hajime hinata#hajime hinata x reader#izuru kamukura#izuru kamukura x reader#chiaki nanami#tw chiaki#fuyuhiko kuzuryu#tw fuyuhiko#junko enoshima#non despair junko#tw junko
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can i have a male haikyuu matchup pls! iām a 5ā8 chubby girl, taurus/intp. Iām self conscious about how i look. i can be negative at times and iām an ambivert. Iām funny, smart and a tad blunt sometimes. I enjoy volleyball (even though iām trash), debating and watching anime. Iām quite talkative to my friends/people i like but if i donāt like someone itās very obvious (i can be mean) and i find it hard to open up to people. Iām definitely the mom friend of the group. thx!
Hey mami, Iām sorry I took forever to answer thisš Iām lacking big brain juice. I think Iām getting some back tho so I decided to get yours done while I still have some productivity brewing, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT MY LOVE <33
I ship you with........ IWAIZUMI HAJIME
Okay but like..... people think Iwaās this entitled jerk but if you pay attention you can tell that he actually cares deeply for people
Youāre no exception
Your his rock, the light of his life, and the person that holds him back from fully murdering Oinkawa with a baseball bat
He is super patient with your insecurity
If youāre cuddling heāll kiss the places/areas he knows youāre most insecure about and will mumble āI love youā and talk like that body part is a person
Then when heās done, heāll kiss your lips and then your forehead
Iwaizumi does it most times you cuddle so you should be used to by now, the body parts come randomly though
He tries to switch it up but will sometimes get repitive if youāre insecure about specific physical features
Iwa loves your bluntness, thatās what i brought the two of you together in the first place
You had accidentally bumped into Oikawa one day during lunch and he just assumed you were some thotful fan trying to talk to him and he was being a little entitled bum (still love him a little tho) and you put him in his place
The whole time it was like fireworks lit up in Iwaās eyes
He was so amused and impressed at the fact you didnāt just fall down to his feet like peop usually do
And your intelligence drew him in even more
Even though he has some pretty dense friends, but boy do they piss him off
So heās glad he can have an intellectual conversation with somebody for once....... or even just have a conversation with somebody that has common sense
He likes how he can have unbiased and mature debates with you instead of it just being āyour opinion isnāt the same as mine so youāre wrongā
But Iwaizumi I feel like is a lot like you personality wise so you instantly just click
Itās just the thought process between the two of you that gets you guys to bump heads, but Iwa is always quick to resolve problems with you
He loves anime, I take him to be a Slice of Life or Doomsday type anime watcher but heās always up for whatever type of anime you want to watch
Unless itās one of those harem animes where the main character is a bland personality, lazy, no life, perverted type of guy
So yes...... anime binge watching nights will be a thing
And he will definitely play volleyball with you, even if you feel like youāre terrible heāll be completely understanding and will help you improve if you want to
But youāll have to put in the effort to better yourself
#haikyuu!!#hq!!#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu fanfiction#haikyuu iwaizumi#hq iwaizumi#iwaizumi hajime#iwa x reader#iwaizumi x reader#haikyuu x reader#hq headcanons#haikyuu matchups#hq matchup#haikyuu matchup
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Haikyuu!! - Pride and Prejudice AU
Okay, so I was just doing my thing, washing the dishes, when randomly this idea just came out of nowhere and I just needed to write it out! I donāt know if Iām gonna divide this into two parts (you know, characters AND plot, probably yes) but Iām just gonna start writing it out. Letās get started!
The Bennetās / The Iwaizumiās:
Mr & Mrs Bennet / Iwaizumi Hajime & Oikawa Tooru: Come on, you canāt tell me that Oikawa wouldnāt be the perfect Mrs Bennet! Oikawa Tooru itās the perfect drama queen and its very childish at times, but it has a good heart and a very unique personality, something that just the beautiful Mr Iwaizumi Hajime can deal with. And for the love of volleyball, just replace all the whining ofĀ āMr Bennetā ofĀ Mrs Bennet and replace it with the āIwa-chanā of Oikawa and tell me if IāmĀ wrong!
Jane Bennet / Sugawara Koushi:Ā So there are three things that Jane Bennet and Sugawara Koushi have in common: amazing beauty, they'reĀ good listeners and both have a heart of gold, do I have to say more?Ā
Elizabeth Bennet / Hinata Shouyou: You canāt tell me you didnāt saw that one coming, even though Iām a Kagehina shipper, I can totally see numerous traits of Elizabeth Bennet in Hinata, like for example their prejudice: being able to yell the truths of their respective SO to their faces (donāt matter if theyāre handsome and murderous at the same time) even though theyāre wrong about it. Also, Hinata almost never refrains his mouth (just like Elizabeth) and you canāt tell me that Hinata wouldnāt be the favourite of Hajime.
Mary Bennet / Michimiya Yui:Ā Sheās one of the characters that are pretty OOC in this AU, Mary is smart as her father but pedantic as her mother leading to embarrassingĀ situations without her knowing, so itās kinda difficult for her to āshineā between her sisters, sheās also described as the āIgnored Bennetā. I chose Yui as Mary not just because of the embarrassing situations she put herself into (when with Daichi), but because of the frustrating feeling of trying and not shining enough to be seen. Also, why not being theĀ āIgnored Bennetā because of the lack of girls in the family?
CatherineĀ āKittyā Bennet & Lydia Bennet / Akira Kunimi &Ā Yuutarou Kindaichi: Itās a fact that Kunimi and Kindaichi have a very good relationship, they have a very immature grudge against Kageyama and theyĀ talk behind him. I chose them to be Kitty and Lydia because honestly, Iām a little tired of them being evilize in almost every fanfiction, but leaving that, Kitty and Lydia also are pretty close and just like Kunimi and Kindaichi are pretty immature (you have to admit that Kunimi and Kindaichi were pretty immature with all of the āKing of the Courtā incidentĀ too). Also, Kitty is basically the shadow of Lydia even though sheās older; and to be honest I felt like Kunimi would be the perfect shadow because of his quiet personality opposing the competitive and stubborn of Kindaichi, the Lydia of this AU.
The Darcyās and The Bingleyās / The Kageyamaās and The Sawamuraās
Charles Bingley/ Daichi Sawamura: This ray of sunshine deserves the role of Mr Bingley, heās handsome and has this beautiful heart of gold. And come on, both of them are dense as a rock!
Caroline Bingley & Louisa Hurst / Miya Atsumu & Miya Osamu: Iāll start with this saying: both of the pairs are a pair of motherfuckers. I imagine Atsumu as Caroline because theyāre basically the head of the plan and in each case; Louisa and Osamu, just roll with it. Osamu is shown more mature that Atsumu, and I also think that itās the same case with Louisa and Caroline. Also, both pairs have handsome faces.
Fitzwilliam Darcy / Kageyama Tobio: This one is easy, I mean dark and handsome face, mysterious personality, just spit out what he thinks, cold as the pole outside but a teddy bear on the inside. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, Kageyama Tobio, one of the best candidates to be Fitzwilliam Darcy and represent him perfectly without even trying!
Georgiana Darcy / Yachi Hitoka: So, I have it hard with this one, originally I wanted to put Kiyoko, but I think Hitoka fits more in the character of a sweet selfless girl who loves his brother, even if she knows that sometimes heās a bastard. Plus, just think about Shouyou and Hitoka bonding over all the grumpy faces of Kageyama!
The other important characters:
George Wickham / Daishou Suguru: They are both snakes. I wonāt say anything else. Just that. Theyāre fucking snakes.
William Collins / Lev Haiba: I know that Lev would never be as desperate and ugly as Collins, but I needed an awkward and personal space invader, so I decided to let it like this, even though it doesnāt convince me as much as I wanted. #OCC
Charlotte Lucas / Yaku Morisuke: Okay, this is completely OOC, I just canāt let Lev die all alone being Mr Collins in this AU. But at least just let me get one point that it kind of connect the dots between the two pairs: neither of Charlotte and Yaku canāt stand very well Collins and Yaku but they try too (for different reasons, but they try). #OCCSORRY
Lady Catherine de Bourgh / Washijou Tanji: Who could fulfil the impotent Lady Catherine de Bourgh but our very scary and strict coach of Shiratorizawa, Washijou Tanji?
Anne de Bourgh / Goshiki Tsutomu: I just wanted that this cinnamon roll appeared in this AU, plus heās the smallest of the Shiratorizawa team, so it kinda fits.
Colonel Fitzwilliam / Tsukishima Kei: Knows how to rile up the grumpy man with black hair? Check, Knows how to rile up the impotent leader of Shiratorizawa? Check, even though its a little OCC because the Colonel was a very nice person I would like to see Tsukki and Tobio being cousins and change the dynamic between the original cousins (be able to be in the same room without bickering) to something more interesting (show some of the new character development in Haikyuu!!).Ā
Mr & Mrs Gardiner / Bokuto Koutarou & Akaashi Keiji : This one is pretty easy, we needed someone who had convince Shouyou to travel with them and who would be better at this than our favourite owl: Akaashi and Bokuto. Plus BokuAka is basically an old married couple and you canāt change my mind!
#haikyuu!!#pride and prejudice au#headcanon#hinata shouyou#hinata shoyo#kageyama tobio#kagehina#sawamura daichi#sugawara koushi#daisuga#oikawa tooru#iwaizumi hajime#iwaoi#yachi hitoka#michimiya yui#kunimi akira#kindaichi yuutarou#kindaichi x daishou#daishou suguru#lev haiba#yaku morisuke#levyaku#washijou tanji#goshiki tsutomu#tsukishima kei#bokuto koutarou#akaashi keiji#bokuaka
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your steady hands have pulled me through
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"How can he be so dense?" Tooru cried, throwing his hands up in frustration. "Iām not even trying to hide it."
Hanamaki shrugged. Itās Iwaizumi, he has ārockā in his name for a reason," he pointed out. "āSides, if he wasnāt so dense, you wouldnāt have been able to hide your feelings from him for so long."
Tooru pouted. "But he thought my animal blood was wine. Iāve been drinking it since we met! What did he think it was back then, tomato juice?"
"Is that why he sometimes buys you those from the vending machine?" Hanamaki smirked as Tooru glared at him (and absolutely failed to seem threatening). "You could always, you know, just tell him."
"Do you really think I haven't tried?"
Or: 5 times Hajime doesnāt realize Oikawa is a vampire and 1 time he does (and happens to realize something else along the way).
Words: 2223, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru's Parents, Iwaizumi Hajime's Parents, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei
Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Vampire Oikawa, Oblivious Iwaizumi Hajime, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Humor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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your steady hands have pulled me through
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2PLB55W
by winter_flowers
"How can he be so dense?" Tooru cried, throwing his hands up in frustration. "Iām not even trying to hide it."
Hanamaki shrugged. Itās Iwaizumi, he has ārockā in his name for a reason," he pointed out. "āSides, if he wasnāt so dense, you wouldnāt have been able to hide your feelings from him for so long."
Tooru pouted. "But he thought my animal blood was wine. Iāve been drinking it since we met! What did he think it was back then, tomato juice?"
"Is that why he sometimes buys you those from the vending machine?" Hanamaki smirked as Tooru glared at him (and absolutely failed to seem threatening). "You could always, you know, just tell him."
"Do you really think I haven't tried?"
Or: 5 times Hajime doesnāt realize Oikawa is a vampire and 1 time he does (and happens to realize something else along the way).
Words: 2223, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru's Parents, Iwaizumi Hajime's Parents, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei
Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Vampire Oikawa, Oblivious Iwaizumi Hajime, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Humor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2PLB55W
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Relationship Headcanons
Uno
Geez, he hovered around you for weeks before you finally took him seriously. He tried to approach you with cheesy flirt lines and lame jokes, till he gave up and got real with you. He was indeed serious and hisĀ ācharmingā flirt lines changed into actual normal questions and those jokes into stupid bad puns. After a while, he asked you to a date and you finally gave in. You wonāt admit, but you fell in love with him from the start, you only waned to see his humanly true side.
Heās a perfect listener and even a better adviser. He becomes your bestfriend and protective older brother when a problem keeps bothering you. He doesnāt want to see you stressing about something trivial -from his point of view- and heāll squeeze his brains out looking and eventually finding a solution.
He adores when you braid his hair. He welcomes with open arms every crazy hairstyle ideas you came up with. Take note: his hair is so precious to him so letting you act up on your free will is an important step in your relationship. Also, youāll have nights when youāll do each otherās nails. Donāt be surprised if his manicure skills are better than yours.
He is a great cuddler and an indoor person, so a night spent watching movies and playing childish games like Ludo is usual for you. Although, sometimes heāll come in front of you to casually yet cheerfully say:Ā āLetās play paintball!!ā or āLetās run, lazy cat!ā so heāll be the one whoāll slow you down and the one whoāll speed you up. Also, youāll bet on so many weird things like when the toothpaste will be finished or how many corn puffs can fit in your or his mouth. So, heās a spontaneous protective games-addictive sweetheart. Give him love.
Jyugo
Everybody who came in contact with him at least once knows he is cold and detached. He may joke and smile, but he wonāt get easily involved. So it will take a long way to open him up. And he is dense so it will take an eternity to figure his feelings out. But once he does, itās worth the waiting.
Heās so loyal and such a fool for you. Heās a good listener but even if he understands you, itās hard for him to give you an actual advice. He will just go silent and rub your back while giving you tissue after tissue and heāll get ready a glass of water after youāre done crying.Ā
You need to have patience for everything that comes for the first time in your relationship, because he needs to accommodate with the new situation. Although, when you asked him if he would have wanted to adopt a pet for you both, his eyes sparkled and suggested a black cat.
He is like a baby. Late at night, he would sometimes have nightmares so heād be too scared to fall asleep again. Youād need to put his head on your belly or chest and start caressing his hair while softly humming a lullaby and swinging him slowly in your arms. When you would be sure heās sound asleep, youād plant tender kisses on his eyelids. Little do you know he never sleeps before your goodnight kisses.
Nico
Heās so amicable itās hard to not be friends with him. You would be best friends for so long you would forget the life before him. The best thing is that he never leaves your side, no matter what.
Heās so child-like youāll have to take care of him. Although, when heāll get struck by the realization heās deeply in love with you, heāll low key check if you need anything, every hour. Heās the clingy and whiny type, but heāll bring his serious facade and heāll carefully place gimpy advice where he thinks theyāre needed. He tries and thatās why you canāt help but love his cuteness.
Heās kind of afraid of touching you, body contact is scary for him at first, but once he got to taste the feeling of your skin upon his, he wonāt let go of your hand and heāll always stop you walking, embracing you.Ā
Heās an ace at entertaining you. Be it with games, jokes or silly puppet plays -puppets are just colorful socks with marker-drawn eyes. He likes when youāre trying to enter his otaku world and heās thrilled when you brag about your passion as well and you introduce him to your own world. Youāll end up like two fangirls screaming enthusiastically at each other.
He would go over his head to please you, because he is well-aware you would do the same. Thatās why heād run the errands for you when you are sick or heāll go roaming the streets searching for your favourite dessert. Also, when he has a flu, heāll keep spamming you with pitiful photos of him being all gloomy, his red nose peeking up from the blanket. And as the kiddo he is, he will be blowing your phone up with requests and things heĀ āneedsā, such as 3 warm hugs, 10 swallows of kisses,Ā infinite spoonfuls of love. Dork.
Rock
You know he is a food lover, so you always lure him to do what you want with a snack. Also, you can bait him with a shoulderā massage. And he loves trying your new recipes and he is a honest taster. When youāre out of tune for cooking, he puts on his kitty apron and he pours all his love into making something delicious for you. He may love food, but he adores spoiling you.
Heās a softie. If he sees youāre sad, especially if itās because of him, he starts pouting as well and for the rest of the day, both of you would be two grumpy fluffy balls. Furthermore, he is bad at expressing himself, so instead of talking your way out of an argument, you just stay silent and avoid each other, without even knowing what the problem is. He would sometimes make a first step towards you, leaving a post-it with three dots on it on a bar of chocolate where he knows youād see them. You would order a pizza with his favorite topping and ask him casually if he wants a slice -he ends eating 3/4 of your treat. Thatās how you end your issues. Blessed be the food!!
You would sometimes drag him out of the bed and somehow convince him to go out for a jogging. But youād end up barely breathing after 10 minutes and youād need him to give you a piggy back ride. Thatās the part you love the most, thatās why you sometimes force him to run. But you wonāt tell him this. If you arenāt with him while he does his exercises, he would be bored and he would immediately give up and call you or text you.
Also, food fights are forbidden in your household, since he is not the one to accept such waste of food. Instead, you spill your aggressive love into intensive pillow fights. Youāll both end up crushed on the sofa, cuddling at each otherās side. Peaceful couple.
Hajime Sugoroku (IāM SO SO SORRY MOMOKO!!!)
Itās a tough battle inside him, whatās more important: job or you. No offence, but his entire life revolved around his job so this is all he knew, thus when you came around, he didnāt know how to react since you turned his world upside down. Heās so awkward at first and he usually hides himself behind mountains of workā papers. So youāll need to slowly approach him. Once youāll get there, heāll transform himself into something new, and after you made the first step, heāll start courting you.
Heās that old-fashioned gentleman that you read of in books whose action was centered in the Victorian Age. Heāll gallantly charm you with tender compliments, well-placed soft touches, smooth whispers, heāll enchant you with his knowledgeable self, bewitching you with those rare and alluring smiles. Itās impossible to resist such grace, such appeal. He won you over just by bating his eyelashes at you, but he wanted to tangle you in his delightful manners to the point you wonāt be able to escape him.
Although, after a while, he becomes much more comfortable around you, which is good, cause you are glad he has aĀ ānormalā side. He shouts, he cries of anger, he goes silent, he laughs, he talks enthusiastically about his hobbies -yeah, he does have hobbies; fascinating, right?!-, he jokes around and he suffers too. You embraced all of him and he finally felt at home somewhere else besides his workplace. Despite all of these, he maintained his gentleness and he treats you with such care, like you are his crystal rose he protects so fiercely, keeping you close to his heart so dearly.
But he never neglects his work either. He keeps a sharp eye on every inmate in his district and you are so proud of him. He always assures you with a soft kiss embed on your quivery lips, every time he is off to work, knowing you worry loads for him. He texts you now and then to make sure you are safe and well.
You have a steadily growing relationship, based on trust, love and acceptance. He tends to be overprotective sometimes, even though he is well aware it pisses you off sometimes so bad you wanna throw a pillow at him. You are that mature couple, which is everyoneās goal.
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your steady hands have pulled me through
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by winter_flowers
"How can he be so dense?" Tooru cried, throwing his hands up in frustration. "Iām not even trying to hide it."
Hanamaki shrugged. Itās Iwaizumi, he has ārockā in his name for a reason," he pointed out. "āSides, if he wasnāt so dense, you wouldnāt have been able to hide your feelings from him for so long."
Tooru pouted. "But he thought my animal blood was wine. Iāve been drinking it since we met! What did he think it was back then, tomato juice?"
"Is that why he sometimes buys you those from the vending machine?" Hanamaki smirked as Tooru glared at him (and absolutely failed to seem threatening). "You could always, you know, just tell him."
"Do you really think I haven't tried?"
Or: 5 times Hajime doesnāt realize Oikawa is a vampire and 1 time he does (and happens to realize something else along the way).
Words: 2223, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru's Parents, Iwaizumi Hajime's Parents, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei
Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru
Additional Tags: Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, Vampire Oikawa, Oblivious Iwaizumi Hajime, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Humor, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
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SERIOUSLY, I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN
HAJIME, YOU FUCKHEAD, HE'S L Y I N G
Every komahina artist is obligated to draw something about this scene at least once i think
#hajime is as dense as a rock sometimes#my man did u forget why nagito is in the hospital to begin with. did u forget wat his crappy disease is. hajime.#nagitos here begging his crush to stay but unfortunately said crush has stupid disease everyday#nagito komaeda#hajime hinata#komahina#hinakoma#hajimes doesnt even need despair disease#super danganronpa 2#danganronpa#sdr2#art#fan art#digital art
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Hajime really needed the "Sorry I was Born Stupid" sticker at this point
Every komahina artist is obligated to draw something about this scene at least once i think
#hajime is as dense as a rock sometimes#my man did u forget why nagito is in the hospital to begin with. did u forget wat his crappy disease is. hajime.#nagitos here begging his crush to stay but unfortunately said crush has stupid disease everyday#nagito komaeda#hajime hinata#komahina#hinakoma#danganronpa#super danganronpa 2#sdr2#despair disease
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