#hahahhh......help me!

[stereotypical-jew]

i have had such bad tummy issues these past few days. and also head aches. i feel like i'm gonna shit my pants but i just went to the bathroom! i feel like my brain is broken and also my body and i don't know how i'm supposed to go back to work on monday and make it through eight more weeks of school. four weeks until the concert! i am burned out! this break did not reenergize me!

[osarina]

I LOOOOVE SELFSHIP AUs!!! will you tell me about some (or all!) of yours? 👉🏾👈🏾

HAHAHHH OKAY NOT ME TAKING A WEEK TO ANSWER JUFHUIDFHSUDF i sat here for hours trying to figure out which one i wanted to talk about cuz i have like 6 main ones that i float between HAHAH but three of them i've written/am writing - pm, waterloo, & my incoming fyozai series - but i have ONE that i dont think im ever gonna write so im gonna tell you about that one

so in this one, me and dazai met at the ada. i joined like 2 months before he joined and we just ... did not get along at first. like we weren't necessarily HOSTILE to each other, but we weren't all buddy buddy yk. i just gave him the cold shoulder for the most part and he pretty much treated me the same way he treated kunikida with the teasing but LOL it was much less ... teasing i guess, there was always an edge to it that was like "oh! he meant that! that wasn't a joke!"

^^ that all stemmed from the fact that neither of us trusted the other. like obviously dazai came to the ADA after his 2 years underground after defecting from the port mafia and i had my own shady background with the underworld. and we could both like ... sense that about each other so we kept each other at arm's length because 1) we didn't want the other to actually figure it out and 2) we both felt threatened that the other would expose us

despite all of that, we worked well together. i was usually partnered with tanizaki and dazai obviously with kunikida, but we did frequently go on missions with each other courtesy of fukuawa trying to get us to stop being dicks to each other. it did work to some extent; we were still stand-offish with each other but to a much lesser degree.

eventually the turning point of our relationship comes when my past ends up catching up to me like 8 months after he joined the ada. we'd been on a mission together and he made sure that my past didn't up getting exposed to the rest of the agency which is something id been scared about happening, so it was really like the first foundations of trust between us.

and after that mission LOLLL the entire agency is like ?? what on earth .. because we go from barely tolerating each other's presences to pretty actively hanging around each other. we still don't like .. talk frequently, but dazai will wait for me to get done with work to walk back to the apartments with me and i usually will go down with him to the cafe for lunch. and its honestly kind of nice because now that he pretty much knows, i dont really need to keep up that front around him and it's the same for him - he doesn't have to put on that whole facade of a clown around me - so it's kind of a decompress time for us both.

and i think the next big turning point from (almost) friends to (almost) lovers is when dazai has his first major depressive episode at the agency. he disappears for like days and i stay up waiting for him to come back and eventually he does. he's a wreck when he comes back, covered in grime, freezing, hungry, and still hasn't fully pulled out of the episode so i just lead him into my dorm and help him get cleaned up. we don't really talk or anything but we don't really need to.

so after that, our relationship goes from hanging around each other pretty frequently to pretty much all the time. and this is like a whole soap opera to the rest of the office LOL they just watch us get closer and closer and yosano and naomi are placing bets on when we'll finally get together. it's been about a year since he joined the agency atp and it takes another SIX months for us to get together (it's a slowburn truly) and it happens one night when the two of us are drinking and we both finally start talking about our pasts. like we'd KNOWN about each other's past but we didn't know any of the details until now.

by the time atsushi joins, we've been together for like 6 months and yosano thinks its so funny because she's like "did u know these two hated each other for like almost a year and atsushi is like ??? i dont believe you LOL

[kirimoochi]

learn about me.

based on my previous mutual tag game (i originally reblogged it but my answer is sort of long hahahhh)

✦ what is your blog's goal/intent? (what made you start one?)

from the beginning, my blog has always been a safe space for me to vent or express my feelings. despite being a writer since i was twelve, i’m not very good at communicating or talking about my emotions. it’s sort of ironic that someone like me, who’s a big chatterbox, can’t say the truth or be honest. 

when i first started writing it was for selfish reasons. i didn’t have anyone writing for my favorite characters so i decided to do it for myself. it would eventually develop into writing for others because of the massive support i got on tumblr and quotev. but now, after a few years, what i want to do with my writing is to express how i feel, and let others hear my voice, in the hopes that they could connect with me.

✦ what is your story? (what made you get to this point? any memorable experiences you want to share?)

as for my story. i’ve had a lot of friends in the past that have abandoned or used me, so it’s in my nature to put distance between anyone. i became a very self-conscious person, and that would affect my relationship with others greatly. when my ex-girlfriend broke up with me, history started to repeat itself once more. friends i went to for comfort and help had abandoned me. and i would eventually come to learn that one of them had been using me to get closer to my ex, and he would confess to her when we broke up. i couldn’t express to her how i truly felt at the moment when we talked again, but if i were to tell her now, it’d be that i was heartbroken and betrayed.

however, i’ve met many amazing people on this site. and i have many supportive friends outside of it. i understand that while i may not have had the best experiences, and it caused me to form thorns around my heart, it shouldn’t hold me back from the people who do care about me. 

i’m still learning to put down my walls, so i’m not entirely perfect. i’m still struggling to talk to my friends about how i feel. i’m still struggling with being mindful and listening to others. i’m still struggling at managing my emotions. i’m still struggling to lower my pride. but most importantly: i’m trying not to hurt others just because i was hurt. 

 i’m just hoping that you could have patience and wait for me on the other side.

✦ what is your biggest dream?

my biggest dream is being happy. i know that sounds extremely vague because happiness is not sustainable, and its not something you can actively keep in your life forever. you're bound to feel other emotions. however, what it entails is doing things that will make me happy, or at the very least, as happy as i could be.

i'd like to write for video games or tv shows. i'd like a nice, comfortable home. i'd like a nice car to drive around in. i'd like to see my friends more often. i'd like to take my family out to eat.

though besides all of that, i would like to get married to someone i really love. i am a hopeless romantic and i still have eyes for a special someone.

✦ if you had to use one song to describe yourself, what would it be?

try again by JAEHYUN.

✦ what mythical creature would you be and why?

hmm...although i made this question myself i think my answer is going to have to be really abstract and not mythical at all.

i'd like to be a star. i've always envisioned myself as one, and its very clear in all my writings that i have a strong fascination with the concept. it was something i had brought up to my ex-girlfriend and i've kept it in my heart to this day. starlight was what she called me, and i still find it to be one of the prettiest nicknames i've been given (her calling me dumpling was a pretty close second).

the origins of why i feel a close relationship with a star is sort of tragic. i always felt a hard time connecting with anyone because of my niches and hobbies. and even though i would be praised for my work, it all seemed meaningless when i had no one by my side. a distant star remains alone, even if they are the brightest to shine.

it has changed overtime though. and i've come to appreciate the beauty of them, and i don't see myself as the same person i was a year ago. i have wonderful friends who are also stars. and stars don't have to be lonely when they're surrounded by equally beautiful people.

✦ share with me your favorite fic on tumblr!

my favorite one is going to be afraid to lose you by awlumii (truthfully i like all of their works, however this one is still stuck in my head). the ending is slightly suggestive but nothing nsfw.

[meancatboy]

wtf happened i am literally thinking about cock all the time 🥴

[lwieserce]

why do all my friends feel the need to mother me lol just let me do dumb shit in peace do you put mom friend as your only trait on personality quizzes dumbass???? 'why r u so depressed' thats a question u ask with a dumb emote right next to it oh shut the fuck up tell me how i am not manifesting my best life rn by my attiude 😖

[nonbinaryresource]

Hi I've tried binding but my chest is really large and I have a small waist (I wear about a 32J) so I'd reached out to gc2b about sizing and I ordered a 3x tank on their suggestion and it feels pretty tight, but it still looks like I have breasts, just smaller and flatter. I worry that if I order a size down it'll just be uncomfortably tight. Now I'm just freaked out because I've always sort of wanted top surgery but I'm worried that I'm conflating residual body issues surrounding weight

with perceived dysphoria and that if I get top surgery it'll turn out I was wrong and this wasn't what I wanted and I still won't be happy. And I thought binding would be a good way to figure it out (because I could see if I liked how I felt with a flat chest) but now it seems like binding just isn't an option for me and I'm very freaked out. Any advice is appreciated hahahhh

Hey, anon! I’m sorry you’re struggling and upset!

This piece on binding as a plus size person is a great and honest read. You may not be plus size, but you do have a large chest, so the advice is applicable. I bring it up to quote this:

Consider The Prospect Of Never Being Completely Flat

as well as:

Take Time To Adjust To Your New Shape

It’s hard imagining that you want to look a certain way and finding out that binding just isn’t going to achieve that. It’s hard trying out a drastic presentation change and it not meeting your expectations. Change is hard for humans, period. I agree you don’t need to go a size smaller, especially given the timeline here.

Give it time, anon! Binding indeed can be a great way for you to help figure out what you want to pursue in the future! You just need to give yourself a little time to adjust and get used to it before making any big decisions.

I also want to suggest that, after you give it a little time, you spend some time imagining. Not imagining what you look like or what you would look like with top surgery. No, close your eyes and do a thought experiment. Think about not getting top surgery. What does this mean to you? What feelings does it invoke? Then think about getting top surgery. Going through recovery, healing afterwords. What does this mean to you? What feelings does it invoke? Now think about having had top surgery done a couple years ago. What does this mean to you? What feelings does it invoke? After each scenario, open your eyes and write. Document what you imagined and how it felt and how intense the feelings are. Set it aside and compare your reactions to the scenarios after a little time has passed. What idea brings you the most comfort and joy? Listen to yourself.

Finally, know that it’s not out of line to get a chest reduction and later get full top surgery. Maybe you want to consider pursuing a mid-way step to help you explore and get used to a smaller chest. Add this option to the list of scenarios you imagine.

You got this! Be patient with yourself. <3

~Pluto

[spiritusrex]

wip roundup!

was tagged by @warpinator​ to list all my wips! im gonna stick to bnha and mp100 for my posted ones and then just bnha for my unposted ones, because otherwise theres a ton of mp100 wips ive had set aside for awhile and i really dont wanna get deep into that hfgkhfh

Published:

the last wounds we’re ever gonna get - chapters: 5/6 - 5 times bakugou tries to apologize to izuku for his past treatment of him, with izuku not believing/accepting it, and then 1 time izuku does accept it. the google doc for this fic is called “bakugou tries to apologize and its a mess” hfhkjfhg and the only reason its not complete is because bnha chapters 284-285 came along and handed me some good bakugou development and i got stuck reevaluating my plans for the +1 

Leftovers - chapters: 9/? - an mp100 fic that’s a sequel/continuation of my AU where ritsu has time manipulating abilities. has been on hiatus for awhile just like all my other mp100 fics. oof.

A Senseless Strike of Lightning - chapters: 4/? - an mp100 fic, also on hiatus for the foreseeable future. Mob is taken by Claw at a young age, and encounters Shou Suzuki while Claw is attempting to train him. Shou helps him escape, and they don’t see each other again until Claw threatens the world and Shou needs some help.... 

Reach Until You Can’t Anymore - chapters: 5/? - another hiatused mp100 fic hahahhh. cheesy romcom setup of adult Teru finding his childhood friend Shigeo working at a bakery in a small town, but ends up struggling when Shigeo doesn’t seem to remember him and also is refusing to acknowledge his own psychic powers. 

Unpublished:

most of these dont actually have titles yet! but these are my currently most worked on WIPs

eri and izuku roleswap - rn this is the longest fic ive got planned! Eri is the 9th holder of One for All, and Izuku is just a little boy entangled in Overhaul’s dangerous plot. tentatively have been considering “an overturned hourglass still tells time” or “together on the dark side of the moon” for titles

suspected traitor oneshot - my take on the whole “aizawa sees something suspicious in izuku and suspects he’s the traitor” au, for a bad things happen bingo prompt fill. i thought i’d have it done by now, but im not super satisfied with the direction its been going. ive been trying to avoid the usual sus traitor tropes. have been considering “a pawn cannot move backwards” as a title

Izuku Gets Kidnapped(tm) - another planned multichapter. izuku attends the meeting of a “quirkless support group” and ends up getting kidnapped by a Quirk Supremacist cult that had been using the group as a front to abduct quirkless people. there’s a lot of dadmight and izuku still being his feral self even while quirkless planned here. no title ideas yet.

haunted OfA - unsure if I want this to be a multichapter or very long oneshot. a fic about One for All being SUPER haunted, moreso than in canon, and it beginning to affect Izuku’s behavior and memories. have been considering “Icarus” as a title but am unsure because I have another idea for a fic Icarus could also fit...

on the run au - a long oneshot that ive just been reworking and reworking ahhhhhghhg. information abt OfA and Izuku is somehow leaked to the media. Izuku has to go on the run as villains and heroes alike start trying to make a grab for the power. feat. class 1A being a chaotic family and helping protect izuku, and izuku realizing that his life and safety is just as important as anyone else’s. no title ideas yet.

failed rescue au - a long oneshot. nighteye’s vision of the future where overhaul kills izuku and takes eri back becomes real. overhaul escapes from the raid with eri and eraserhead, and every day eri learns more and more about what hatred feels like. no title ideas yet

and here’s a quick list of a few ideas that I haven’t really worked on yet but really like and probably will get to soon: 

hollow knight-esque au (still in planning stages)

AfO gets his head replaced and chooses the best/worst person to steal the head of (planned to be a horror fic)

OfA begins to tear Izuku apart (ive had this idea since i first started reading bnha years ago but havent gotten to it yet... but i will one day.... i Will) 

clairvoyant quirk idea (another “oh OfA kinda sucks actually” idea)

brainwashed villain izuku (feat. bakugou actually trying to be a good friend and help izuku recover from being intensely brainwashed but izuku just wants Murder) 

atla au (what it says on the tin. pretty much just for fun) 

my take on an “izuku stays quirkless” au - except he lies and says he has a quirk (this one’s been fighting me bc i’d like to avoid doing a canon rewrite but i havnt been able to figure out how to get the plot to diverge. so in my idea bank it sits)

AND MANY MANY MORE but i dont want to list them all oh gosh 

no idea who specifically to tag so I’ll just say it’s open to anyone who wants to show off their WIPs! have fun be free go wild 

[luciferllove]

Hi sweety , someone ever did you wrong?

yes ofcourse, but it helped me to be who I am now so i don’t care hahahhh :)

[ginnnys]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

i was tagged by @jordietveld thanks so much !

1. Are you named after anyone? No not really, Aoife is just a character in a lot of irish folklore 2. When was the last time you cried?  oh jesus i’ve cired a few times this week cause I’ve been so stressed and I literally hadn’t got a good nights sleep in like 3 weeks. I think i cried Thursday after i came home from my lab and nearly collapsed from exhaustion lol 3. Do you have/want kids? I ! don’t ! know ! I always say i don’t want kinds but god i want a little family so much some days idk i’ll see where life takes me 4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? constantly  5. What’s the first thing you notice about others? um usually their clothes or hair i think I’m a but judgy  6. What’s your eye color? browny green 7. Scary movie or happy ending? always a happy ending 8. Any special talents? not really no hahahhh i wish i did though  9. Where were you born? dublin, ireland  10. What are your hobbies? reading, painting, watching bad tv and youtube lol and just chilling with friends  11. Do you have any pets? I have a dog called stephanie 12. What sports do you play/have played? I used to play basketball and was actually co-captain of my team haaha i also used to swim and horse ride aswell and now all i do is ballet and trampoline 13. How tall are you? about 5 foot 4 14. Favorite subject in school? when i was in school i adored history and maths (and irish when i was in my last year) and i college i just love chemistry but specifically organic chemistry and environmental chemistry  15. Dream job? ummm idk honestly i just want to use my degree for good maybe to help the planet and climate change but i haven’t a notion to be honest

tagging @mattiboyd @louisweaslys @hornedsrpents and anyone else cause all my mutuals have changed their urls while i was gone lol

[relatable-pictures-of-ko]

Can you help me find the one ep where KO just sort of killed a butterfly and pretended like he didn't do it? He was in a forest but for the life of me I can't remember the episode. It's like a very small bit so yeah... hard to remember

OHOHOH THAT ONEIt's from "hope this flies"!!! I think it's the last episode of s1 not counting the finale?? It's my very favourite episode of the series hahahhh it's so pure

[sillisko]

ölol

i opened my commissions again to get own money to spend on my own fun things and that one fun thing is my very own pc, its gonna look super nice and good and neat and beautiful and its gonna run all my programs and all those heavy games i two years ago didnt think i would ever be playing

i bought this laptop, w the help of my mom, when my current school started, which was back in 2016. now its 2018 and im super ready to upgrade my stuff

i started playing ovw w basically 20-25fps and then i got my friends, nooras, laptop bc she got a new pc herself. she didnt want to let her laptop dust in the corners of her apartment so she let me adopt that bad boy. i got up to some 50fps i think, cant quite remember right now. that was the shit. it was like playing a new game lol i could see stuff again, details n all that. i enjoyed the game a lot more now that i could see everyones pretty faces and smaller details my laptop couldnt provide hahahhh

after some time, noora tells me shes gonna have to take her laptop back for personal reasons & i was like noooo but she was like yeaaa pls water my plants meanwhile im gone and i was like awww ok and in my mind i joked how i could just turn on her big beautiful pc and play after ive watered her plants, and for my surprise! thats! precisely! what! she! offered! lmfao!!!!

i was like god DAMN and thats what i did. watered her plants and played some days on her pc w 84958fps and highest ultimatest prettiest graphics and oh wow everything mm so smooth and so gorgeous.

and then she came back and i had to stop watering her plants. 

ive meant to get my own pc for a while now. like, years now. but we “needed a laptop” for school so a laptop i got, a laptop that Couldnt run Heavy games. bitchs screen is wonky too, too zoomed in but i cant help it bc it just is this way? idk lenovo explain.

anyway. last time i opened my commissions i got good money. hopefully this time around i could make even more and get more followers. i have some money saved for Something, and that something is now for the new pc. yay. ive had help w looking at pc parts from my friends, especially moneck, so i know for sure what i buy is gonna be Good enough for Me and my games and programs and all ugh dijdfk

after all that i gotta say ive felt super shit for some time now & the fact that it gets dark so early now doesnt help one bit. school stresses me tf out and family stuff n everything feels way bigger than anything actually is. i feel bad for playing or watching tv bc i know i have 6789 things to do for various things n im just not doing them bc i feel stupid :>

i miss my cats and i miss my dog and i miss having a car and looots of things lol im trying to git gud tho 

good job thats all

[skygemspeaks]

*cracks knuckles and opens my YOI rec list* my time has come (sorry it's gonna be long. All AO3 links). /10249196 yuri is a ghost and victor and yuuri are his assigned grim reapers (9k); /9420221 yuuri's life in St Pets is spread between four languages (7k); /8884927 Kimi no Na wa AU aka body switch au (21k); /8979217 fanboy yurio. HILARIOUS (1k); /8976517 sick yuuri fic. victor and yurio to the rescue (20k); /8770105 victor loses his cool and yuuri helps him find it. phichit is LOVE (3k);(1)

/8905834 where victor is a regular at yuuri’s bookstore and always looks like a hobo. yuuri is unimpressed(6k); /8965381 hanahaki disease au. IT HAS A GOOD END AND I CRY IN JOY(20k); /9137038 space au. just, space au(21k); /9064348 sports au in space. amaze(22k); /8756341 yuuri and victor get married. multimedia fic(8k); /8873695 corporate roommates au. slow burn(8k); /8808556 Phichit and Chris’ Great Selfie War(1k); /9925166 gossip goes wild and apparently now yuuri hates victor???(11k); (2)

(3) /8695081 social media’s reactions through the show (aka yuuri’s fans are Good) (12k); /9257756 amnesia au with aCTUAL HEALTHY COMMUNICATION bless (4k); /9238709 Yakov coaches Yuuri while Victor is away. based on That One Comic. poor Yuuri lmao (1k); /9149977 where victor is half rusalka and yuuri lives in a horror movie (but doesn’t die, thank god) (17k); /9213884 where victor and yuuri talk through flower language (8k). and okay yeah i’m stopping now oops hahahhh HAPPY READING

Oh! My! GOD!!! You are a literal doll!! I love you so much anon!! Thank you for all the beautiful fic recs! I will worship you literally forever omg

It took a while, but I made a handy dandy list with links and everything for all my beautiful followers!! Lemme know if any of the links are broken or anything!

I tried my best to find all the tumblrs for all the authors as well, but I am still missing a few. So if you guys know any of the missing tumblrs, or if you notice I tagged the wrong tumblr in any of them, please don’t hesitate to let me know!

Make sure to give them all some love, and don’t forget to leave reviews for them if you can

185/120 by RC_McLachlan (@rcmclachlan​) - Yakov isn’t paid enough for this shit.

a great desire to love by lily_winterwood (@omgkatsudonplease) - For some strange, inexplicable, fantastic reason, Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov are trading places. Kimi no Na wa AU.

Blue Petals, Silver Thorns by Grassepi (@grassepi) - When Yuuri Katsuki is eight years old, the worlds of dance and ice collide and call to him, ceaselessly echoing through his thoughts every second of the day. He can see the picture of his life so clearly in his mind- there’s the blue sky above, there’s black-winged gulls cawing in the mornings, there’s katsudon for dinner and there’s ice beneath his feet. All he can imagine in his future is a life of skating.When Yuuri Katsuki is twenty-two, he is supposed to die.

cover story by fan_nerd (@wbtrashking​) - Corporate roommates au.

fresh off the presses by fan_nerd (@wbtrashking) - Based on his book selections, Yuuri’s not sure if this regular is a horny pervert, a cop, or a nerd.Victor is weird and eccentric, and the bookkeeper is pretty sure that the man has never come in with his hair combed.

he meets me where i am by rire (@lotorlance​) - Something gold catches the light, drawing his attention. There’s a gold ring on Victor’s ring finger. “Ah,” Yuuri says, his heart giving a last squeeze, a futile reminder of the silly crush he once had. “Congratulations on your marriage,” he says, as cheerily as he can.In which Yuuri gets into an accident that wipes his memory of everything that happened after his first Grand Prix, Yurio and Victor help him retrace his journey, and Yuuri rediscovers himself along the way.

I see the universe in your eyes by fangirlandiknowit (@fangirlandiknowit101) - Space AU.

in the spaces between by sixpences (@thetwoguineabook) - Yuuri’s life in St Petersburg is spread between four languages.

Instagram is Not an Ice Rink by ladanse (@bollywood-and-phoenix-feather​) - Phichit’s phone buzzes. christophe-gc has posted a new photo, it tells him. When he thumbs the screen, it brightens to reveal a shot of Christophe Giacometti, lounging on a bench, wearing nothing but a Speedo and his skates. greetings from your local king of selfies, says the caption.Phichit doesn’t actually know Chris - not personally. He has nothing to prove. But Phichit is also, categorically, a competitive little shit, and he knows he can do better.So it begins.

katsuki_fc by tetsurashian - Just because Yuuri isn’t big on social media, doesn’t mean his fans aren’t. (aka a social media fic)

Rival Reflections by aceklaviergavin (@aceyuurikatsuki) - yurio keeps posters of yuuri to always fill him with anger

Stargazer by Fahye (@fahye) - royalty sports au in space.

Stupidly Happy With You by qwartooty (@qwartooty) - in which Yurio means well, Viktor loses his cool, and Yuuri helps him find it

The Fundamentals of Caring by braveten (@braveten) - In which Yuuri is sick, and Viktor takes care of him.

the language of flowers by liliths - FLORIOGRAPHY — (noun) The language of flowers, sometimes called floriography, is a means of cryptological communication through the use or arrangement of flowers. Origin: Latin floris (flowers). In which Victor and Yuuri inspire each other through Victorian flower language. Alternate universe.

the merry-go-round of life by fireblazie (@fireblazie) - It is 1998, and Yuri is dead.—In which Yuri is a ghost, and Yuuri and Viktor are the grim reapers assigned to help him cross over before his soul fades away into nothingness.

the warmest part of winter by dadvans (@dadvans​) - The wedding is in early February, right after Yuri comes home to Yuuri and Victor’s crumbling farmhouse in upstate New York from the European Championships with a gold medal around his neck. They’ve been in the process of restoring the dilapidated barn out back and turning it into a fully functional dance studio, and the fire marshall has finally approved it for occupation without fear of the whole thing coming down all at once and crushing a half dozen elite figure skaters to death at any given moment. Which is perfect, considering they’ve been planning on holding the reception in the barn, and finding a last minute venue would be a goddamn nightmare, especially since Victor has obsessively planned the entire event down to the last detail for the past six months.

Tous Les Chemins by Edgedancer (@radiantmists​) - A photo without context, a few careless words, an embellished article.Thus was born the idea, so patently false it would have fit better in a politician’s speech, that Yuuri hated Viktor. (Translation of shakeskp’s (silkmaken) fanfic in French)

Water’s Edge by Mhalachai (@mhalachai​) - For years, Yuuri had heard people say Viktor’s skating was otherworldly. He never thought they were being literal.

[dumdumdrawstumtums]

Somebody cute, mushrooms, sandwiches, hot dogs

Somebody Cute: ffffmmmmrrgghhh.. AT THE MOMENT? Cuz this depends on the day?? I guess Aomine and Bakugou THANKS TO SOMEONE... and then somehow Keaton's still been favored lately. It's the hungry dumb wolf pet thing I'm sure. Prey's even harder for me cuz I just.. don't really mind who's eaten. I guess just look back to previous ones about prey and whoever fits the bill then sure hahaha

Mushrooms: Oh yeah sometimes I do like the pred to really get as much taste outta their prey as possible, tongue lapping at every inch and crevice.. inappropriate or otherwise. Makes it better for when the prey is squirming even more fiercely all "H-HEEYY NO STAY OUTTA THERE-" But then if it's just the pred trying to get fuller, or again I really don't care for the prey, then yeah just cram them down.

Sandwiches: .. ohjeez// I mean I guess there's the classic "gets them off on the way down." This is also an advantage to there being a third party who acts as helper/feeder to the pred, so they're there to provide relief/an award to the pred for finishing up their meal. Or y'know the general romp between them with the prey in the stomach helping stimulate the pred hahahhh///

Hot Dogs: How many prey? Aaalso totally varies \o/  Between one and three is the usual preference, but with other characters in other cases that can totally escalate to "clears a small party themself," with the pred massive and stuffed stupid (if not in pain from definitely overdoing it).

[imheretopostthingsilike]

me: ARGH IM SO LATE ION MY HOMEWORKS I NEED TO DO THEM NON-STOP!

bf: chiiiillll i’ve donne this in the past and you helped me! you can take your time watch some videos! I SAAID CHILL JESS

me:BUT

bf: JESS

me: *silently works on my computer to pretend im not working* hahahhh it’s so great *BVVVVVVTTTVTTTT*

[thamiresbarbc]

Faltou uma fotinha nossa né 😅 vc sabe que te considero pakas hahha que é minha parceirona e te desejo tudo que há de melhor nesse mundo Baba. Espero que vc alcance todos seus objetivos, continue tendo essa menina linda cheia de garra e perseverança​... Continue arrasandooo na pista de dança 😏👏 hahahhh e me dando aquele help com os cutuque 😂 pq cutucar é só contigo amoree hahahah Bem, não vou me prolongar... Te love Tuti Nunii hahhaha ❤😘✌

[strawberrygiorno]

fuck, man, i'm in pretty much the same situation. ik i'm just some random stranger on the internet, and ik i know reaching out sucks hardcore when you have anxiety, but you shouldn't have to feel this way! it helps me sometimes to remind myself that with my mental illnesses, i'm already working harder than most people are, and i don't need to make things worse for myself to be worthwhile. hahahhh, anyways! i really hope you decide to talk to someone about this. best of luck

aaa yeah! i want to try so i’m. going to make some sort of effort bc my school offers free counseling and stuff so!! yeah. good luck to you too