#hahahaha get fucked you fucking traitors

[wilwheaton]

[lexsssu]

NGL, you mentioning Leon Kennedy is now making me think he's clingy af to everyone who loves him, 'cause I've been getting the urge to replay RE2R/RE4 recently just because of him.

To, uh, gaze at him respectfully. Very respectfully. 👀👀👀

Bro yesssssssssssss

I swear that bby boi is so affection-starved after everything that happened to him that the moment he finds real love, there's no way he's holding back <3

And with that, here's what I came up for Leon so far because he decided to invade my dreams-- HAHAHAHA

TAGS: Older!Leon (late 30s-early 40s)/F!reader(early-mid 20s), age gap, pervy thoughts, affection-starved!Leon, headcanons Ko-fi | Commissions (OPEN)

Older!Leon who'd all but given up any semblance of a normal relationship after everything he's gone through. He lazes about in the coach of the cheap apartment he sentenced himself into living in (despite the swanky and secure government housing freely provided as one of the top agents) with a cold beer while some random series was playing on low volume on the TV

Older!Leon who hears knocking on his door and begrudgingly answers it only to be met with the prettiestcutestmostgorgeousmouthwatering person he'd ever seen in his life

Older!Leon gets a full whiff of your strawberries & cream scent even before you opened your mouth and has him thinking of everything that is innocent, good, and worth protecting in this world. He then realizes that you'd already introduced yourself and that he'd been staring at you like a creep this whole time

“Kennedy…Uhhh…Leon S. Kennedy,” he half mumbles and states as he tries not to look too deeply into your eyes lest he finds himself lost in their depths. He doesn’t need to look more of a creep than you might have already thought he was

 And when you don’t immediately run for the hills, he internally sighs in relief. It’s a foreign feeling to him, because after all the horrors he’d witnessed and experienced, the last thing he ever worried about was how other people perceived him

That he was actually worried about what you thought about him despite having only met is both alarming and yet somehow…comforting? It tells him that despite how broken he thinks he is, he’s not so broken as to no longer care at all about anything

…It also helps that you’re such a cutie that it’s impossible for him not to care about you. Especially when you keep bringing him your homemade food all the time

The animal part of his brain rumbles with pleasure at how you were already being such a good mate by making sure he’s well-fed when he’d yet to properly bond you to him. It reinforces the idea that some part of you unconsciously knew that he was the one for you

“It’s the first time I’ve lived on my own, and I guess I’m just not used to making only food for one. I don’t like letting food go to waste either, so I thought maybe one of the neighbors might appreciate it. Safe to say that I never get to any of the other neighbors since you’re always gratefully accepting my cooking, Mr. Kennedy”

Had he been a lesser man, your playful teasing would have resulted in you pinned to the floor as he loomed over you, covering your naughty little mouth with his. He could already imagine the tiny squeak you’d let out in surprise or the delicious whimpers he’d coax from your plush lips that he’d only swallow up

“I think we’re more than acquainted enough to get past our surnames, don’t you think? Just Leon is fine with me, doll.” 

The first time he hears his given name spoken from your lips, his traitorous brain conjures up an image of you with your eyes practically rolling to the back of your head as he fucks your pretty pussy open with his cock 

Was he getting too attached because you were the first person outside of the dangerous world he lived in who showed genuine care without expecting anything in return?

…Perhaps

But did he really care? 

Honestly, no

If anything, it’s only a matter of time until he no longer had to imagine waking up next to you in the morning or getting back home from a mission or the office and having you wrapped in a pretty little apron without anything underneath waiting patiently for him

[finnickyy]

I went on a rant on my IG story a few weeks ago and just wanted to share it here cuz i went in depth and got a bit too passionate

transcript after cut

i fucking love mha

like its honestly my favorite show right now

is it perfect? fuck no

you have to be dumb as shit to think this show is perfect

there are so many things wrong with it omfg

but thats not what i wanna get into

what i wanna get into is the fandom and it portrayal of erasermic

EraserMic is probably one of the best things to come out of the show

Its literally the story of the two characters grieving the loss of a close friend and never really healing from it. BUT FUCKING NO

THATS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING FANDOM WANT TO FOCUS ON

THEY WANNA FOCUS ON FUCKINH "dadzawa and mamamic"

FUCKING SHUT UP

THEY REDUCE THESE COMPLEX AND INTERESTING CHARACTERS INTO CARICATURES AND OVER EXAGGERATIONS OF ONE ASPECT OF THEYRE PERSONALITY

AIZAWA

bros legit a dude that would sacrifice everything for the sake of other people

his self destructive behaviors are stated multiple time in the show and in vigilantes

he does not view himself as something that is important

he views himself as simply a tool for the betterment of other people

thats why hes a teacher

he literally doesnt own any personal items

all he has in his fucking apartment is his sleeping bag

he doesn't allow himself to get sentimental

after oboros death he became closed off and didn't allow himself to work though what happened

the only thing he focused was training

even to the point of ignoring his physical needs

he doesn't let himself get attached

he doesn't even open when mic tries to reach out to him

BUT FUCKING NOO ALL THE FANDOM WANTS TO FOCUS IN IS FUCKING DADZAWA

LIKE LET IT GO

YES DUDES A GOOD TEACHER

BUT HES NOT JUST THERE TO BE TIRED BITCH

WHY DO THEY FIXATE SO MUCH THE FUCKING TIREDNESS???

LIKE I GET "hahahaha funny trait" GET NEW MATERIAL OMFG

MIC

mic is so interesting to me cuz if the fact that "Present Mic" is simply just a persona

Mic is this outgoing loud person

Hes bombastic and enthusiastic

hes the fun guy

hes the guy that people go to when they want to chill and have a laugh

Yamada Hizashi is quiet and observant

He was the first person to suggest that there was a traitor in UA

He is the one that takes care of aizawa when hes drunk (i love the fact thats literally canon omfg)

Hes the one people see but dont notice

Present Mic is literally a Caricature of what he wants to be for people - easy and outgoing

THEY ALWAYS MAKE HIM THE PAPAMIC SHIT THAT I SEE OVER AND FUCKING OVER AGAIN

IT PISSES ME OFF SO FUCKIG. MUCH OMFG

One thing i saw someone point out is how you can tell when he is hizashi and when he is mic

When hes Hizashi - his eyes are visible

When hes Mic - all you can see are his glasses

Hizashi doesn't cope with the death of Oboro either. He never focuses on himself

He is always focused on what Aizawa feels. Which is why this shit is favorite

Its the fucking dysfunctionality of it

Hizashi never deal with his shit he just states whats happened.(ex. when midnight died - he just simply stated the obvious without actually confronting the subject at hand)

He is always focused on the others

(Hence, why he never told aizawa that they were actually going for his quirk instead of Oboro)

This is why they both work so well and dont at the same time.

They both use the same ideaology (putting other infront of you no matter what)

but using different methods

for aizawa its focusing on bettering himself to use himself as a tool to improve others

for mic its not focusing on yourself at all and putting all his attention onto others

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

I just read a really really really really depressing adamsapple fanfic, it’s from the same writer who wrote a taste of schadenfreude, different fanfic but still no less fucking heart wrenching. Anyway I could use some fluff maybe Adam and Lucifer spending time with their kids, please

I read that one too, ripped my fucking heart out.

I got you!

"Luci, hey Luci wake up." Adam gently shook his husband awake.

Lucifer peek his eyes open, if he did this to Adam his husband would be bitching at him until late afternoon. "What is it?" He groaned.

"Does Hell have a beach?"

That was random. Lucifer rubbed the sleep from his eyes. "Yeah, why?"

Adam smiled widely, his perfectly sharp white teeth on display. "Let's take the kids to the beach today, we haven't gone as a whole family since Lily was a baby." And that had been a few years and two more kids ago. "Please Luci?"

Lucifer smiled, how could he tell him no? And he was right, when was the last time they had a family outing? "Sure, love."

Adam resisted the urge to squeal. "Thank you!" He smooched Lucifer and pulled back. "Get dressed, I'll get the kids breakfast and we can go." Adam raced off to get ready for the day and Lucifer just shook his head amused.

Apple, Lily, Lucas, and Thomas were all excited to go to the beach. Charlie and Vaggie even tagged along.

Adam and Lucifer were under an umbrella on a beach towel, Lily ran up to them. "Can you help me make a sand castle, papa?"

"Sure hun." Adam moved to a kneeling position and started to help Lily and Thomas make a sand castle.

Charlie, Vaggie and Lucas were splashing in the water, Apple was on the next towel over sun bathing. "Apple sweetie, you're as pale as I am you won't tan."

"I can try father, I can try." Apple was their first teenager at the age of sixteen, so far totally fun. Calling Lucifer 'father' and Adam 'Pa'.

At least she didn't have an emo phase like Charlie, Lucifer shivered at the memory. Their little family was growing so fast, Thomas was already five where did the time go?

Lucifer crawled over to Adam, who was making a moat around their little castle. "Need some help, love?"

"You can reinforce the rear." Adam squealed when he felt a hand grab his ass. "The rear of the castle you pervert!"

Lucifer chuckled mischievously. "You weren't specific." He kissed Adam's cheek and moved to the back of the castle. He helped make it stronger and added a door. "There, how's that?"

Adam looked. "Why is there a back door, we don't need one."

"But I like your back door." Lucifer laughed when he was shoved into the sand. Lily and Thomas laughed at their dad who had sand in his hair now.

"Lucifer Morningstar! I will throw your ass in horny gremlin jail." Adam gave a hollow threat.

"If I'm going I'm taking you with me!" Lucifer tackled Adam into the sand and started to tickle him.

Adam barked a laugh as he playfully tried to fend off his husband's tickle attack. "Luci! Hahahaha!"

"Get him!"

"Tickle papa!"

"No! You little traitors hahahaha!!" Adam laughed even harder as Lily and Thomas joined in on tickling him. "Apple help!"

Apple looked up from her spot and smirked, she went over to her dads. "Alright!" She started to tickle Adam also.

"No! You were supposed to help! Hahaha!!"

"I didn't say I'd help!" Apple giggled, sometimes family fun was nice.

Adam was laughing so hard he was crying. "I'll remember this you little shits! Hahaha!"

Lucifer finally let up on his tickling. "Okay guys that's enough, let's catch his breath." The kids backed off, Apple went back to her towel and Lily and Thomas back to their little sand castle.

"I'll get you for this." Adam said, though he melted when his husband kissed him.

Lucifer looked at him lovingly. "What if we had another baby?"

Adam snorted, "Why so you can have a baseball team to gang up on me?"

"No I mean it."

Adam blinked. "Seriously? Four is not enough?"

Lucifer rubbed the back of his neck. "Well, I love our family and I kinda miss having a baby around."

He watched as Adam bit his lip in thought. "I'll think about it."

"That's all I ask, love." Lucifer leaned in and kissed Adam again.

This time their younger kids sounded with a course of 'ewww' which only made him kiss his husband longer.

[fiendishfyre]

I want to hear your thoughts on Regulus👀

Oh my gosh, I m literally so hyped for this ask!!

Hehehehehhee. Okay, I am not eloquent nor articulate so forgive me.

Okay, first off, I *abhor* the notion he was forced to become a DE, I am sorry but neither Walburga or Orion would force Regulus to clip out anything related to his Lord and Saviour, Voldemort. Look, they allowed Sirius to have his posters and yes he put a sticky charm on it but you're telling me that they couldn't actually get it down??? Like literally could hire someone.

What I am trying to say is, they had free will and chose what they wanted to have be up. (Fook it, Walburga could have added an illusion charm to make it appear differently. I could go. Walburga left Sirius' room as is for a reason. They were not dictator parents.)

So I am a Regulus was a willing and proud (for the most part) Death Eater. He was a blood supremacist. We don't need to have seen him say mudblood to know he'd likely have tossed that word around like it was nothing. He is a ***minor*** character so of course we shouldn't be getting that much info. And no I am not saying what we had was plenty in the sense that, he is Sirius' brother and it would have been interesting to see more on him. But unnecessary, in my opinion.

Now for his betrayal/'Redemption'.

To be frank, I don't think he had a change of heart. He could have easily turned because his house elf was almost killed and you can take it as he is doing it for the fact someone he cared for was used or that his *property* was used, I see both. He's a pureblood and a Black and you don't fuck with whats theirs kinda thing.

Also the horcrux, knowing Voldemort created one. Tore his soul apart for it. Which is the taboo even amongst Dark wixen. You can take out muggles, burn down blood traitor families but to tear ones soul could have been the limit for Regulus, fearful of what Voldemort was willing to actually do. And that it tears the mind too. Who wants to follow a crazy leader?

All of the above doesn't mean he had a change of heart, that he was betraying Voldy for a truly altruistic reason. He kinda traumatized Kreacher all over again. He let the poor elf stay in the cave.

And you'll find me hard pressed to make Regulus this 'woke', progressive, Slythertin. That such screams OC (Original Character) to me. I see him very much as a misogynistic, sexist, blood supermacist. He had his family crest over his bed! Agh! He was a proud Black!

He is a pathetic white boi. I love him for it. I don't wanna change him. XD

I love Regulus Black, but I love villains/dark/flawed/etc characters and I don't agree with the notion that you must change these characters to justify liking them. That speaks to the person on how they have a morality complex. (Or perhaps not morality complex but a lack of understanding what you like in fiction doesn't mean you support it in real life. This topic deserves its own post.)

There is more on Regulus that I could talk about but this is long enough already. Hahahaha.

[tonowarislut]

RHEA RIPLEY X READER

! Soft Content, a bit of cussing, use of her real name !

English is not my first language, sorry for eventual errors

Orlando, Florida means one thing... TRAFFIC JAM.

"Hey babe i'm stuck in the traffic...shit this bastard!" said an upset Demi.

"What happened?" You asked worried shifting your phone to the other ear.

"Oh nothing babe just a fucker cutting my way with his scooter" answered the wrestler

"I always wondered how this type of people have a license, they are a living danger jeez" you said

"Yeah i should've run over him and his stupid scooter" replied the girl

"Demi! Hahahaha you can't!" My god. She was so funny. You were so lucky to have her as a girlfriend.

Demi thought the same thing. When you first met she was so fascinated, you were so respectful, kind and funny. That's why she decided to get to know you.

Where you met? On backstage 2 year ago, during a short interview. You were the interviewer.

You asked something like her favorite holiday, biggest pet peeve, fan crush, biggest fear...

Since the atmosphere during the interview was to her liking, light, she decided to exchange numbers.

The rest happened fast.

Becoming friends, be there for just a (favorite cafè beverage) or a serious topic like her brake up with his ex boyfriend or her matches.

You had so much fun with her and then, some months later you fell in love. You adored her.

She was always there for you and you for her.

At first you didn't say anything, you just wanted to be near the wrestler as a friend i mean.. she was heterosexual you hadn't a chance but then you decided to tell her because she was becoming a really important and special person in your life.

You just couldn't give up your romantic feelings so you needed Rhea to reject you to move on or the opposite.

Flashback

You were at the wrestler house, on the couch, for a movie night.

Yeah movie night. You become so close that every Saturday possible you would come to her house to watch a movie. From horror to comedy movies.

"Demi i need to tell you something" you said nervously worried

Rhea looked in your eyes and asked you, worried as well "Yeah, tell me... Is everything okay Y/n?"

You nodded "Yes! Everything is fine but i'm a little nervous. I know how to say this but i don't know how you will take it, i want to tell you without you excluding me from your life. I care too much now, i'd be sad if you left me "

Demi took your hands and played with your fingers to relax you "Don't worry darling i won't leave you..." Then you saw her gasp and say "No! No Y/n you traitor. I know what you did, where this is going"

You died in the spot. Fuck. You were fucked.

"You, you watched the new Dragonball film without me, like we promised" she continued saying.

"What? Ahahahah No! Demi! You almost gave me a heart attack" you said slapping her tattooed toned arm.

"Agh it's all so easy and hard at the same time! Okay i'll tell you" she squeezed your hands in reassurance and after looking at her beautiful eyes you find the courage "I-I simply love you Demi, not only as a friend"

Her expression calmed for a second and then she gave you a big smile.

"I do too" she answered you, her thick Australian accent showing.

At this point you didn't know what made you go more crazy, if her answer or the accent you loved.

You blinked and screamed low "WHAT?! REALLY?! But i thought you.."

She laughed and said "Yeah. It was a surprise for me too. I realized it last month when you were being cute to the barista, when i saw her gay panic i though 'I can relate' "

Whispering you repeated her words not believing it "Gay panic?"

You went red. You were excitedly and positively embarrassed.

Demi "yeah"

You "Are you Bi?"

Demi "Yeah i'm"

You "I thought...i thought"

Demi "Me too but here i'm. Not a big thing. Love is love. I only know that i love talking and spending time with you and to tell you the truth i'm dying to kiss you. Can i kiss you? "

You "Yeah! Of cour-"

She hugged and kissed you sweetly. You then sit on her lap, grabbed gently her hair and deepened the kiss.

Finally you were kissing your beloved Demi Bennett and your stomach was feeling it all. Spinning and twisting.

After the kiss you rested your forehead on hers and smiled, she did the same.

You were so happy.

You hugged her neck and told her "I love you, i love youu" she laughed, rubbing your back and answered "me too babe"

That's how the answers to that song you often listened and related were answered.

What song? More than a friend by Girli

[ask-the-t-sanders-sides]

ERC ENDING: Remus' POV

[TW: this part features violence and swearing, if this triggers you, please skip this part, its not more important than your health.]

enjoy :] <3 (you can find all the other parts on #arcend on this blog)

"love the new outfit, bro" i try to be friendly

He is trying to copy me, right? Next thing he'll try to grow a mustache! I wont let it happen

"yeah.. i didn't really pick it myself, you know?" Wait what??

Okay maybe i wont have to kill him, GREAT!!

"why did it even happen? You're the prince guy" maybe he'll have an answer

"i dont know.. i hate it... Like- im supposed to be the good guy, the hero, THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. But... But im not.." oh shit is he crying?? Shit fuck damnit

Okay who do i have to kill?

Oop- loud footsteps!! Is it the snake boi? Can i finally stab? HeheheheheheheheHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!

oh no its just Virgil... And Patton? What in the name of the rat boiz is this fuck doing here???

"what is HE doing here?!" Roman stop shouting you stupid bitch, this will make things worse

"Hes with us now" Virgil... Why are you protecting him? He literally helped Janus kill me and Logan! Are you out of your fucking mind?

"Yeah right!! He probably used his snake friend to poison your mind too. Re, get them OUT OF HERE." Roman's eyes are glowing green, didn't know he could do that. Nice.

Wait yes!! I can stab!

HAHAHAHA TIME FOR REVENGE YOU FUCKING TRAITORS.

where's my- there we go. Morningstar in hand, lets stab these fuckers the way Janus stabbed me.

Im going to spill their guts all over Logan's floor. Sorry not sorry, Lo.

Im going to watch as the blood runs down their-

"cookies! And we can watch some movies, i-if you'd like" Patton you stupid fu- ARE THESE CHOCOLATE COOKIES?! OMG OMFG YES!! IDC WHO YOU ARE I WANT THESE FUCKING COOKIES

Im taking them, im reaching my hand over and im grabbing them.

Nomnomnom oh fuck yeah! I love chocolate cookies so fucking much

"can we please calm down and just Hang out angst free for once? And its me saying this, you know its too much when the embodiment of angst tells you it's too angsty" Virgil is breaking my peace >:( I'd stab him if it didn't mean blood on my cookies

Roman sighs and oh shhhhiiiiittttt... Im supposed to kill Patton- back to th-

"fine" Roman what- you know what who am i to complain? I get free cookies!!!!!!!

I wonder how many of these i cant shove in my mouth at the same time...

Oh oh wait we're leaving right the tv is in the living room

What movie should we watch? I think we should watch a horror movie, fits the vibes

Lets sit here, i hate sitting on that thing- couch- that-

Oh wait i cant reach the cookies D:

Oh nvm lmao i have creativity magic :3

I wonder where Logan and Cronus are...

[cheemken]

Knight I had a small angsty vision of the newest AU, while listening to Gods Mercy of all songs lmao

Actually it’s full on angst™️

Just,,,when all the Champions are captured, they get tortured to death instead of, idk, shooting them or something quick and relatively painless

Cause like Team RR is using them both as a show of power, but also what will happen to rebels and traitors if they don’t agree with Team RR

Imagine it being worse that they give E4 and gym leaders a change to join their side, cause they’re all strong trainer, before they label them as traitors, but not the Champions just to rub salt in the wound. Truly letting them know they have 0% chance of finding a way out of dying

Anyways yeah, Giovanni ordering them to stab Lance all over his body in non lethal parts, letting him slowly bleed out and watch the rest, Maxie ordering for Steven to be slowly burnt alive, Archie ordering the grunts to water board Wallace before finally drowning him, Iris being mauled to death by Dragon Types, just horrid deaths they all got

But wait ‼️‼️

What about SilkWing angst, like Giovanni ordering the grunts to kill Iris in front of Diantha and Lance, and both of them have to watch their practically get eaten alive. Them just screaming at the Leaders to let Iris live, saying “she’s only a teenager she doesn’t deserve this” “we don’t care what happens to us just let her go please”

But of course, Diantha’s gonna be next

Just Giovanni being an evil leader and killing Lances family in front of him before he dies himself

Also sorry if this is to much. Feel free to delete if you don’t want to answer this and just let me know so I don’t send something like this again

YOUR HONOUR THATS SO GOOD WHAT CBMDBCMDND

Oh love myself some torture fr fr if you have more concepts like this send em my way, man you don't understand I had like the whumpiest au back then in my old fandom and it low-key broke some people hahahaha the torture and abuse in that au was too much too ig but hey

Ough that's so good tho what the fuck😭😭😭 just bcmxbxmx yo idk this got me excited holy shit hahahah

Like, you know what would be so so fucked up SHIT FUCKING IMAGINE CHMDBXNDND if Lysandre knows just what would really fuck Diantha up, for not joining him, for wasting her beauty, for trying to stop him, is that instead of Dragon types being the ones to kill Iris, it's a pack of Houndoom. Like. She's literally being fed to the Houndoom and Diantha could only watch as she screams and writhes in her confines, screaming at Lysandre, cursing him, and Lysandre could only smirk as she watches her daughter get killed, and soon she'll follow suit

Like cjxncbmxbxsk OUGHHHHH IMAGINE TOO THO LIKE CNDNCBDN once all of the other Champions are dead and Lance is still around, Giovanni's there smirking at him, telling him that he must be missing a few people, he really wants to see just how Lance breaks. As if his daughter and wife wasn't enough fucking imagine Gio calls in the grunts and the other leaders to take Clair and Silver right where Lance is, and got them killed in front of him too cbmxnx like Gio's too deep within that rabbit hole that he had no problems having Silver killed, so Lance had to also watch his cousin and his son die before him man like csxjdmdjdkd

Ough bonus points if Lance is there just basically begging Giovanni to kill him, but for Gio that would be mercy, and why would he ever show him mercy y'know? Imagine if Gio and the other leaders kept him alive, making him watch as they destroy his home, his region, and the next will soon follow, he was forced to watch innocent people die, and Gio's there leaning close to him, forcing him to watch, "see how powerless you are? Are you truly still worthy of being called a Champion?" And he could only laugh as he watches the last bit of hope in Lance's eyes get extinguished, his defences crumbling, he was nothing more than a shell of his former self, and god did Giovanni revel in it.

[human-monokuma]

Exorcists

*Monokuma continues to lay there on the ground, awaiting the day of his death at the hands of the Exorcists. Just one more day until Extermination day. He sighs and closes his eyes, thinking about going to sleep while he waits for the release of a permanent death. And then he felt a poke. He opens one of his eyes and looks up.*

*Three scary looking women with wings, black halos, and were holding spears to Monokuma's face. Monokuma....doesn't even respond to their presence.*

Exorcist 1: "What's wrong, squirt? Not afraid of seeing death in the flesh?"

Cub Monokuma: ".......Eh. Not the first time........"

Exorcist 2: "Oh, a comedian we seem to have found! Say, Doesn't this guy look familiar?" *One of the exorcists picks up Monokuma and inspects him more closely.*

Exorcist 3: "Yeah....Black and white fur, red left eye mark.....Don't tell me that this is the Monokuma guy they were talking about! Not this tiny loser!"

Cub Monokuma: "....Hardy har........"

Exorcist 1: "Man! What a pathetic sight! This tiny ass ankle bitter? The oh-so-feared mascot of despair that got those killing game victims all despised? What a joke!"

Exorcist 2: "He's not even scary enough to even serve as a first kill! What a fucking joke!"

Exorcist 3: "Totally girls! Let's look elsewhere for a better starting target."

Cub Monokuma: "....Isn't it a bit early for you whores to be here.....?"

Exorcist 1: "For your information, yes it is. But where's the harm in getting in some early kills? Who's going to stop us anyway?"

Exorcist 2: "Not you or anyone in hell, loser!....Well, maybe except whoever killed one of our sisters."

Exorcist 1: "Jamie!"

Exorcist Jamie: "What? What's he going to do? We can always kill him anytime should he try to squeal."

Cub Monokuma: "......I don't really give a shit......"

Exorcist Jamie: "See? it's fine."

Cub Monokuma: "....Are either of you going to kill me.....?......."

Exorcist 3: "We'll get to that, don't you worry. I'm sure that the guys in heaven would be pleased to hear about this!"

Exorcist 1: "Sixie, you know we're not supposed to tell anyone about the exterminations."

Exorcist Sixie: "I haven't forgotten! I'm just messing around. relax. Lyne."

Exorcist Lyne: "I would if you two weren't such big mouths."

Exorcist Jamie: "Hey! we aren't big mouths!"

Exorcist Sixie: "I mean.....your mouth is kinda big."

Exorcist Jamie: "Not as big as that ass of yours, fatty!"

Exorcist Sixie: "I am not fat!"

Exorcist Lyne: "Ok, enough girls!" *the three Exorcists go off rambling to and at each other while Monokuma remains silent and motionless.....save for the occasional eye twitch of slight annoyance. Monokuma tries to move to a different area, but the exorcists notices him and picks him up.*

Exorcist Sixie: "And where do you think you're going!? You're not going to rat us out, are you?"

Cub Monokuma: "....Just moving el-"

Exorcist Jamie: "Let's take the brat with us. Maybe we can use him as bait to lure out an overlord. Those guys are worth a tone of points."

Exorcist Sixie: "And don't forget that traitor bitch, Vaggie! That'll be bragging rights and a promotion for us!"

Exorcist Jamie: "Fuck yeah! Let's get moving!" *The exorcist heads into town, looking for sinners to kill, dragging a depressed, suicidal, and slowly increasingly annoyed Monokuma with them. The exorcists fly around the city, noticing the damages left behind by the Ilirhian demon's attack.*

Exorcist Lyne: "Sheesh. Didn't know that sinners could cause this much damage to themselves before!"

Exorcist Sixie: "It's not that big a deal. The less sinners in hiding, the more we get to kill! And I'm looking to increase my score by a huge margin!"

Exorcist Jamie: "I wonder what the prize this time around is going to be?"

Exorcist Sixie: "Who knows? Honestly, I could care less for the prizes. I'm in it for the thrill of watching my prey die a slow and agonizing death!"

Exorcist Lyne: "Hahahaha! That's the right mindset, sis!" *The two exorcists high five each other.* *Death to all sinners!" *The exorcists all laughed together, annoying Monokuma further. he hardly does anything about it though. He's just waiting for when they finally decide to kill him.*

Exorcist Jamie: "Phew. I'm parched."

Exorcist Sixie: "We told you to bring a bottle of water with you before we left, Jamie."

Exorcist Jamie: "Sorry! I forgot it ok!"

Exorcist Lyne: "Whatever. Let's just grab a drink from the bar."

Exorcist Sixie: "I doubt any of these scumbags have any drinks that are close to the drinks they have in Heaven."

Exorcist Lyne: "Eh. It's better than nothing." *The exorcists, still dragging poor depressingly annoyed Monokuma along with them, barging into the bar full of biker sinners. One of them Monokuma recognizes. He had hands that looked buttery smooth, a biker jacket that had holes in it, his skull was flaming, with the flame itself formed to look like a pompadour. it was Mondo Owada, who backed away from the exorcists.*

Mondo: "What the fuck are you doing here!? it's not extermination day yet!"

Exorcist Lyne: "And what are you going to do about it, hot-head?" *He looks at Mondo with a sadistic glare. Mondo and his biker gang stay as far back from exorcists as possible.* "Hahahaha! That's right! Know your place, vermin!" *Lyne kicks the table at Mondo, hitting him head on. The exorcists laugh at his pain.*

Exorcist Jamie: "Hey, bartender! Give us something good to drink! Do that and we might spare your life during extermination day!"

Sinner bartender: "Y-Y-Yes ma'am!" *The bartender starts looking through the shelf of wine bottles, trying to find something good for the exorcists to drink. And then one of them nearly stabs the poor bartender with their spear, causing the bartender to cower in fear.*

Exorcist Sixie: "Hurry up, dumbass! We ain't got all day!"

Cub Monokuma: "......God, you whores are annoying....Can't even wait for a damn drink......."

Exorcist Lyne: "Shut up, bear!" *She throws Monokuma at the counter. He groans a little.* "Know your place here, dumbass! We're the killers and you're just a bug underneath our feet!"

Exorcist Sixie: "Yeah! You may be the top dog with your killing games! But down here, you ain't nothing! You ain't got a family! You ain't got a home! And you ain't got any friends!"

Exorcist Jamie: "Honestly, I'm amazed that anyone could love a piece of shit like you in the first place!"

Exorcist Lyne: "Yeah! Like that dumbass bitch, Sayaka!" *Monokuma's eye twitches.* "All that good will and kindness, wasted on the worst of the worst! No wonder she ended up as a punching bag for all the sickos of the world!"

Exorcist Jamie: "Yeah! What was she called again? 'Cock sucking talents loser' or something?! Hahahaha! Pathetic! It's a miracle that she didn't end up as a whore to begin with considering how much dick she had to suck!"

Exorcist Sixie: "Totally! And don't get me started on that lame-o, Mikado! I mean, what's the point of the split mask thing?"

Exorcist Lyne: "Yeah! Talk about a creepy fucking loser! Hahaha! What a damn joke!" *Monokuma's eye twitches even more.* "All that magic, you think he'd be able to magic himself a girlfriend of something that'll last longer!"

Exorcist Jamie: "So true! And what about that messed up duo of trauma and agony, Tora and Damien?"

Exorcist Sixie: "Or that pathetic workaholic Rin an that weirdo anime moron Gintoki?"

Exorcist Lyne: "Or those brain-dead hypocritical brats that calls themselves the warriors of hope!?" *Bit by bit, every single person Monokuma known and cared about, brought up and blantantly insulted by this trio of sadistic murderers. Bit by bit, Monokuma's annoyance towards the Exorcists slowly starts to turn to seething rage. And then they said something that took it over the edge.*

Exorcist Jamie: "And then there's that brat, Jenny, and his gender non binary crotch-spawn, Nanokuma! Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if either of them ended up down here for being associated with this spineless sinner!"

Exorcist Sixie: "Hey! How's about we look for them and cut off their heads?!"

Exorcist Jamie: "Fuck yeah! Hear that, little shit?! We're going to kill your child and your child's friend! Want us to bring you their heads!? Maybe we can bring you the heads of those losers who might've been looking after you!"

Exorcist Lyne: "Hahahahaha! I bet you would love to see that, wouldn't ya!? To see your precious caretakers down here die right in front of you!? It's like our own special execution! Serve them right for trying to bother with you, am I right!? Hahahahahahaha!" *Unseen by the exorcists was Monokuma's left eye glowing faintly red.*

Cub Monokuma: "(Ok, i've had enough of this....)" *Monokuma points to a random wine bottle on the shelf. A bottle of martini.* "...Can someone grab me that bottle......?" *One of the exorcists jumps over the counter and grabs the bottle.*

Exorcist Lyne: "Oh, this? This is what you want, you waste of flesh? Hahahah! Too bad! it's all mine now!" *The exorcist opens the bottle while Monookuma slowly and carefully grips a nearby tray under the counter.*

Cub Monokuma: "Hey....Lyne, was it?......Can you deep throat.......?"

Exorcist Lyne: "Hahaha! Asking me such a vulgar question like that! I expected nothing less from you shameless sinners. Well to answer your question...." *The exorcist lifts the bottle to her mouth to drink from it, and this is what Monokuma wanted. At that moment, Monokuma leaps into the air and slams the tray on the bottle, forcing it deep to get stuck in the exorcist's mouth. Everyone who sees this looks at Monokuma with shock. Monokuma lands on the ground, with a smug satisfied smile on his face.*

Jamie and Sixie: "LYNE!" *Lyne chokes on the bottle, struggling to get it out of her mouth and throat.*

Cub Monokuma: "Huh. Will you look at that. You CAN deep throat." *Lyne continues to choke while her sisters try to remove the wine bottle. Monokuma leans closer to Lyne with his paw near his ear.* "What was that? I couldn't hear you?" *Lyne chokes still with Jamie trying to pull the wine bottle out with Sixie holding Lyne for force and leverage.* "Yeah, see This? This is why we chew our food before we swallow, folks." *After a while of struggling, Jamie is able to remove the wine bottle from Lyne's mouth. Lyne vomits on the floor, cough aggressively after choking on a glass bottle and martini.*

Exorcist Lyne: "Oh, you are fucking dead for that!" *Lyne picks up her dropped spear, ready to kill Monokuma. But when she turns to face him, he was gone. Then they heard him whistle from outside.*

Cub Monokuma: "Hey! Dick-suckers! Looking for little ole me~?" *He makes a Roadrunner meep-meep sound before running off.*

Exorcist Lyne: "After that fucking bear!" *The exorcists flew out of the bar, going after Monokuma, failing to realize that they've already lost to him.*

[noirfos]

Episode 6 wahoo, I am ready for extreme pain rivalling and exceeding the end of OFMD

Battery operated candles! He learned fire safety, good job Mr. Fell

Aziraphale knows so much about human history and books and humanity, but he still understands so little about them

Bees

Crowley what is that walk 🤣

YES MAGGIE girlboss them

Oh no she invited them oh no Maggie oh no

Poor Eric

ANGEL CROWLEY HISTORY ANGST HEHEHEHUHUE "Throne or a dominion, or above"

Let's goooo magic heaven telephone circle!

That's the opposite of the Lil Nas X Call me by your Name video

He said "Nah"

Ohhh Crowley's snake tattoo in gold, gorgeous

Surely she's down to like 10 demons now after they all got discorporated?

The fire extinguishers stock 🤣 part of me is remembering the library of Alexandria comic and also 4dango's Haikaveh angst but I will just pretend those thoughts do not exist

"Jolly well hurry up about it" where's that gun you have a license for when you need it?

What if holy water fire extinguishers

This institutional problem bit is a metaphor for something but my after work brain cells are not enough to figure it out

The Metatron... The Master... I see you BBC

They're so surprised he has a desk lol

So Gabriel's plan was actually pretty decent then, he just didn't tag in the people who were part of it. And I'm still hanging onto Beelzebub having similar sentiments of dissatisfaction with the wishing for positive words of affirmation in hell

The Metatron went "ok good luck with Gabriel, his disappearance is your problem not mine"

IS HE UNLEASHING HIS TRUE FORM

Oh my god it's a ringlight frisbee

Rip Eric again

Crowley just falls into a leadership position, natural girlboss ✨ meanwhile his husband starts a war but we can ignore that

The way his smirk turns on hehehe

So everyone's an idiot then

I like how Nina and Maggie are just chilling in the background

The fly is bigger on the inside? Or is he going to eat it like All Might's hair

Eyyy Beel face explanation! Also Gabriel x Beelzebub canon we love to see it

So Beelzebub said they liked the song and then Gabe inexplicably made it play forever then?

Ah no it was intentional ;) He miracled the jukebox to play their song

When the fly showed up in the first episode I KNEW it would have an important role. I got faked out with Beel showing up in Crowley's car though.

"Silly silly angel" bro??? Have you been hanging out with Crowley too much

So all the leadership are traitors LMAO, also Crowley and Zira in the back watching their bosses do what they forbid them from doing all this time.

"I found something that mattered more to me than choosing sides" INEFFABLE HUSBANDS DID IT FIRST

Crowley's proud little smile watching Aziraphale handle the host of heaven and hell like kindergarteners :)

Oh my god Beelzbriel are so cringe, I love it

Ohhhh so Shax took Crowley's flat, that makes sense why she has all his mail now hahahaha

LOL is that The Metatron in the coffee line?

Crowley knows where everything in the bookshop goes and is putting it all back 😌

So Nina calls Maggie "Angel" now too, eh?

Muriel my baby I will protect you with all my heart

NO THEY'RE GONNA GET OFMDed

It's even worse they're gonna get Destieled aren't they

But Aziraphale wasn't THERE when any of the heaven people showed their true colours!!! Crowley sees heaven and hell for what they are but Aziraphale still believes in inherent good 😭

NOOO CROWLEY IS GOING TO GET CASTIELED DON'T DO THIS TO ME

Can I also just say, David Tennant's acting holy shit, the super subtle facial changes, the shaking throat, my GOD

All he's wanted was to go off together with his angel all this time!!!! AHHHH

the fuck do you mean NOTHING LASTS FOREVER? YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS AZIRAPHALE COME ON

the put the glasses back on FUCK

You don't get it Aziraphale, you don't Understand 😭 He needs you too!! But it has to be on both your terms not just yours,,, meet him where he stands! It's been so long surely you know him better than this

NO NIGHTINGALES

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

yeah I saw the kiss I'm not ok

the fuck do you mean I FORGIVE YOU???!!! This hurts more than destiel and blackbonnet

LMAO Muriel in the window watching all this go down

what was he going to say before The Metatron walked out, was he going to change his mind??? What did he want to take with him, PLEASE

THE SECOND COMING? I've read the bible I'm raised religious I know what the fuck that means, Aziraphale PLEASE tell me you've read enough books to know what that means and that it's NOT GOOD for your little life and your husband and your book shop 😭

Oh ok his face fell. there is still time. change your mind, goddammit don't ignore Crowley he is looking at you disapprovingly for a reason, USE YOUR HEAD! please.

Crowley bared his heart just to get betrayed right after, this is his superhell

The Bentley with her sense of humour, girlie why are you playing Nightingale in Berkeley Square now of all times

THE SAD VIOLIN CREDITS DON'T DO THIS TO ME

Why did he smile at the end, what does it all mean,,, Amazon better pay their employees I need season 3

[always-me-meha]

Oh fuck I find this hilarious.

My bitch ex of 2 years dumped me when I was in college. So he can sleep around and party like a loser. Wait a second he was already doing that HAHA

So here we go. He kept making me meet up with him a couple times. Boy missed this ass. But mum hated him, to late can't take you back 🤣

This where it's funny TO MEEEE. CAUSE GIRLS SLEEPING WITH GUYS WHO ARE TAKEN ARE DUMB AF. Ngl my ex ain't even that cute.... another reason i was like na I don't want you back. Terrible hygiene lolol

But YESSSS

Heheh I'll never forget our last goodbye Makeout session. He may cheated, broke up, be using girls.

But what chick really still pulled the heart strings? This one right here heheh Kay so idk why if, I was there just to talk or something....

Anywho we started making out and he picked me up against the wall of this shed.

Just as this girl showed up LMAO I didn't notice fuck, she awkwardly paused I think and went Into the shed we were making out against lol.

My dumb ex had the stupidist smile on his face, me walking off like yeah bye bitch last you have this lol Fuck I lost the screenshot what my friend said 🤣😂 that it was the girl he cheated on me with or was banging right away. Like you know your a fuck girl when...... lmfao

Cause my bitch traitor friends partied with this girl. Yet not even going into that drama.

But girl what dignity you have lol

If I seen a guy I was sleeping with doing that I would've turned right the fuck around omfg hahahaha

But eh she young i'll give her benefit of the doubt. Sometimes you just wanna prove to get that man's attention anyhow lololol been there before. When a guy i slept with was hitting on me and a fucking 9th grade at a party.

Had to give my head a shake, gross he an adult for one, two I ain't competing with a child ya creep.

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers DARK FATE ー Kou Ecstasy [10]

ー The scene starts outside of Eden

Kou: I’ve made it...!

Karlheinz-sama! It’s me! It’s Kou!

Please, open the gates!!

I’m a traitor...However!! There’s something I have to tell you no matter what...!!

I’m begging you...!

ー Kou collapses

*Thud*

Kou: ( I can’t...keep standing. That Hunter...He chased us down like there’s no tomorrow... )

( For being M-neko-chan’s Father, he’s one hell of a sadist...Darn. )

( These wounds I got from where his bullets grazed me...They won’t close at all...At this rate... )

ー He looks up at the sky

Kou: ( ...The sky isn’t blue at all. I guess that’s to be expected...The Lunar Eclipse is ongoing right now. When was the last time I saw the blue skies...? )

...Yui. 

*Creaaak*

Kou: The gates...!

Karlheinz-sama...Thank you very much...!

With this...Everything will come to an end. 

It’ll finally be over...

ー The scene shifts back to the storage room at Banmaden

Shin: Fuck...This is bad news! Come here!!

*Thud*

Yui: Kyah...I-It hurts!

ー The scene shifts to the outside of Banmaden

Yui: Where are you going? Bad news, you said? ...What exactly is going on...?

Shin: Nii-san found out that I kept you locked up inside the basement! 

Yui: Found out? ...You kept it a secret from him? 

Shin: Exactly. I was lucky enough to get my hands on you. I thought that if everything went well, I could surpass him!

Things were going so well too...! But the cat is out of the bag. I have no other choice but to run. 

Yui: ( I guess that’s what the Wolf informed him of earlier. )

ー The scene shifts to the forest

Shin: Shit...Fuck!

Yui: ( He seems terrified...Knowing he attempted to betray his older brother. Even though they’re siblings. )

( ...While Kou-kun seemed pained by having to break with Ruki-kun over me...He never looked scared. )

( I wonder what he’s up to right about now? Maybe he went back to the others? ...Did he manage to warn them? )

Shin: Now that it has come to this, I have no other choice...I’ll kill every single one of those pretend-to-be-Vampires!

Yui: Eh...!? 

Shin: I’ll burst my way into the Vampire’s castle. You are within my hands after all. 

If I’m at a point of no return, I might as well drag all of those shitheads down to Hell with me...!

Yui: No way...!

Shin: The Vampire’s castle is right up ahead. After taking a short break here, I’ll wait for the right moment to strike!

*Thud*

Yui: Kyah...!

*Rustle*

Shin: I have the Lunar Eclipse on my side. Wiping those guys out of existence should be an easy feat. However, I’d rather be safe than sorry. 

If I’m gonna do this, I’m going all the way. I will crush them with everything I’ve got. I’ll push them into the pits of despair reminding them of the difference in power...Hehe. 

Yui: ( I have to warn everyone and quick! )

( I’m sure Kou-kun is with the others as well...! )

ー Yui runs away

Shin: Wha...!? This chick!! Wait!!

ー Shin chases after her

*TIMESKIP*

Yui: Haah...Haah!

Shin: You really think you can run away from me!?

Yui: ( I recognize this area...The castle should be right up ahead! )

Shin: Don’t cause me extra trouble!

Yui: ...!

Shin: You’re getting way ahead of yourself for a puny little human...!! You just need to obey me and that’s all!!

*Rustle*

Yui: ( What now...? I can’t get any closer...! )

( However, if I shout from here, I’m sure somebody will hear me...! )

Selection

→ Kou-kun, save me! (♡)

Yui: Kou-kun, save me!

Shin: Idiot! What makes you think that guy would be around here!? 

Just give up already!

→ Somebody, please!

Yui: Somebody, please! Save me...!!

Shin: Pfft. Hahahaha!!

‘Somebody’? Are you calling for the people over at the castle? You idiot!!

Shin: Some random Vampire who will suddenly rush to your rescue, you see. 

They don’t exist!!

Yui: ( No...Save me!! )

Monologue

...I instinctively looked up at the sky.

The blue color (青) he loved so much is nowhere to be seen. 

The sky is all alone as well. 

Carrying the ring-shaped moon (月).

which shines down on me while drowning in the dark. 

I’m alone as well. 

Held back by the darkness, I gaze up at the sky,

while clutching onto that person’s ring. 

ーー All alone. 

I find myself unable to move. 

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

[reynie-muldoons]

'Big Day Today' liveblog!

Good morning!!

Happy finale day babes ❤ I've already heard that this episode is excellent, but I still want to say that no matter what happens, I love y'all, I love this community, and being here experiencing the season together has been such a treasure. Thank you for letting me be a part of it.

And so, without further ado... spoilers below :)

0:00 THE THUMBNAIL IS CONSTANCE IN THE WHISPERER IM ALREADY SCREAMING AND I HAVENT EVEN STARTED IT

0:08 OH HELLO THE INTRO MENTIONED HIS NARCOLEPSY????? IT HAS RELEVANCE AGAIN????

0:15 MILLIGANNNNNN

1:01 yeah, that's about the landing I thought they'd have 😂😂

1:14 oh hello, it's Dr. Garrison's turn to have lunch in his office

1:14 also, how does one make vegan prime rib?? Is beyond meat a thing in this universe???

1:19 "it's...very thoughtful." "No. Only the best." That's one way of telling us he didn't care about meeting her needs and only cared about being a fancy little shit

1:31 here we go again, Dr. Curtain is back on his bullshit

1:34 "I intend to share the stage" liar

1:52 I think he meant for that to be a polite nod, but DAMN did that come across as patronizing

2:00 "it does help. We are helping." Are you just telling yourself that so you can keep your conscience clear, or.....?

2:12 THE SUBTITLES SAID THAT WAS MARTINA

2:12 NO FUCKING WAY

2:12 PLEASE let that thudding be her in the vents, PLEASE

2:30 I was gonna say... he wouldn't know any significance in a homemade tetherball charm lol

2:32 BUMPIN INTRO TIMEEEE

2:54 just thinkin bout the blow darts in Milligan's intro card.....👀

3:37 I really hope Kate gets her moment to climb the tower

4:09 hydrochlor.... I mean I guess? that could work??? 😂😂😂

4:06 "I'll get the acid," she said smugly. HAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS LINE DOING

4:13 "We pour the acid on his feet." Why is that actually a solid plan HAHA

4:23 DAMNIT WHY ARE THEY JUST ADDING THE CURTAIN NARCOLEPSY PLOT *NOW*

4:29 ohhhh buddy there's no way laughter does it for Curtain, but you'll find that out, won't you?

4:49 *group pause* Kate: "you're not funny." AJFJDSJSONDNDH HAHAHAHAH

4:55 STICKY AVERTING HIS EYES HAHAHAHA

5:05 oh so that's why they all shoot down his plan 😂😂😂

5:27 OH HELLO MILLIGAN BACKSTORY????

5:33 "I have to dine with my family :)" why did he say that so weird lol

5:45 yeahhh I'd be pretty shocked to if I suddenly had a lost memory return like it was nothing

5:49 Isaac? Who tf is Isaac?

5:58 .......why is he doing this

7:00 "there's no such thing as coincidences. Oh my god." THE DELIVERY

7:19 I know she's being condescending but Kate leaning down to get on Constance's level is really cute 🥺🥺🥺

7:27 "I will learn....but only for you." STOP STOP STOP STOP MY FEEELINGSSSSS

7:33 "But I want my own acid. For his feet." LEAVE IT TO CONSTANCE

7:37 "okay. I trust you." GOOD JOB KATE OMFGDJDJSKSH TRUST YOUR FRIENDS

7:44 "Kate Wetherall?" "NYYOPE" LMAOO WHAT WAS THAT

8:10 "says WHO?" "a lot of people, people in the know" not gonna lie, when I first saw this exchange in the trailer I was like ".....why is Sticky wearing a pink hat, and where are his glasses?" 😂😂😂

8:20 "...and more than likely concussed" PFFFFT WHAT that's not a detail you just THROW OUT THERE

8:29 "we are a fearsome yet empathetic Cerberus" Mr. Benedict is nothing if not poetic

8:59 .......the fuck is a gorp

9:16 rollll credits but also that was creepy as shit

9:33 oh god they're BOTH in the Waiting Room?????

9:38 ....if they know she's a traitor, why let her keep her bucket....

9:45 "Judas."

And I've brought you *friend*. *TRAITOR FRIEND*!! Judas! No-

10:03 oh shit's getting REAL

10:13 this is the part from the preview, with the shit in his hand!! So if one part's the Mr. Benedict figurine, he probably has something for Martina too?

10:24 oh shit just kidding, guess we're not there yet

10:32 OH HI WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE

10:44 OHHH THERE IT IS

11:19 oh shit Kate standing up for Martina with NO hesitation?????

11:27 Martina legit looks like she's about to cry

11:39 "one mistake should not define you" bro WHAT mistake she was FRAMED

11:47 SHE LOOKS SO SAD

12:11 "prepare her for the Brainsweeper" OH SO WE'RE GETTING RIGHT INTO IT HUH

12:15 "check your bucket" WHAT RHE FUCK IS IN THERE

12:30 ......idk what I expected

12:47 okay psychopath what the fuck

12:55 OH DEAR GOD MILLIGAN

13:13 "You look very familiar to me" WHO'S GONNA TELL HIM

13:26 CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE FOR TWO WHOLE SECONDS

13:53 "Spare the girl." DOES HE KNOW??!?@*@?#^#(#?

14:05 "Spare her, and I'll tell you when and where Benedict is coming for you." I don't think he knows that information, but he's pretty dang convincing that he does lol

14:27 babygirl I know your bucket means a lot but maybe you should be worried about *yourself* for a sec

15:41 "including the man whose brain I swept years ago." AND THERE IT IS

15:48 why is this so ominous

15:48 "a chemist with a conscience" 🥺🥺

16:00 "sweep him again" the PURE FEAR HAPPENING IN HIS EYES

16:04 MILLIGAN NO

16:10 do I see a lockpick made out of fingernails?? 👀

16:19 good lord that's horrifying

16:31 LMAOO WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE HER OUT OF RESTRAINTS WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT

16:57 why is she getting back on the bed WHY IS SHE DOING THAT

17:05 "well, Wetherall... it's been a good run." STOP IT STOP SAYING GOODBYE

17:05 cue Milligan or Martina busting in to save her

17:15 "you made some good friends...good memories." WOWOWOW STOP

17:35 CONSTAAAAAANCE

17:42 "The Mysterious Constance Society" that's fucking funny as hell because she literally legally becomes Constance Benedict

17:45 "...with Kate." K + C RIGHTS

17:55 "you are a quality person." STOP MAKING ME CRY

18:36 yeaahhhhh fuck em up Number Two

19:15 egg

19:33 so much for holding off

19:36 tell me why Miss Perumal looks so cute in everything she wears

20:04 ohhhh just kidding he's doing the things

20:35 why does "fighting the process" sound really sinister coming from him

20:59 since when does the Messenger have to want it to work, the fuck is that

21:09 IT'S TIME TO CLIMB THE TOWER BITCHES

21:47 KATE WETHERALL SUPREMACY

21:50 but Constance on the ground????

21:54 OH HEY JACKSON AND JILLSON

22:10 WAIT IS SHE FLINGING CONSTANCE UP LIKE THE BOOK IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING

22:14 SHE'S SOOOOARIN, FLYYYYYIN

22:21 aaaand here comes Kate, ready to brawl

22:36 THE GANGS ALL HERE

22:39 I like how Sticky carefully set down the Whisperer helmet as if it *matters* at this point

22:48 "Acid?? Oh, you're kidding me" way to show your hand early Sticky

23:12 WAIT HE'S ACTUALLY TELLING A JOKE?? NOW????? HAHSYSJSJDU

23:19 "....what?" YEAH ME TOO BUD AGIABSKSMD

23:30 HOW MANY TIMES CAN 100 OF ONE THING WALK INTO A BAR

23:30 STICKY MADE A NOISE HE'S MAKING PROGRESS

23:51 I dont know whether to be happy or horrified that he's laughing

24:07 so we've established at this point that laughing doesn't put him to sleep, yeah?

24:20 "okay, that was a good one" HAHSHSH WHAT

24:27 "I was always told you were devoid of wit" WHO IS TELLING YOU THESE THINGS

24:39 OH HELLO NARCOLEPTIC SEIZURE

24:46 "the narcolepsy I conquered years ago through sheer force of will" ....that's not how narcolepsy works

24:52 "they had nothing to do with humor or emotion" what the fuck no I dont believe you

24:55 "nothing at all" okay so he's just trying to make himself look big, got it

25:28 they're taking care of their dad 🥺

25:37 oh so they BOTH have beat-em sticks

25:43 "it's been the honor of my life to serve with you." "mine as well." THEYRE SISTERS YOUR HONOR

26:00 the fact that no one's come yet makes me think there's another way up

26:03 "I feel seen in this moment now" ASHDJDJD HAHHAHAHA

26:25 "stay back," she said, holding one fist up in a sorta menacing way

26:31 I didn't realize how biting Jackson and Jillson could sound 😳

26:39 MILLIGAN?????

26:39 IS IT TIME?????????

26:44 WINKIES

26:52 I really like how they're showing this through Kate, her eyes darting around and slowly starting to smile.. it translates 😂

26:56 "Mr. Washington, get in the Whisperer" do you really think he's going to do that

27:00 "I won't." THAT'S OUR BOY

27:16 "I want this for you. You have no idea how gifted you are, and you deserve to be a part of this." Please stop omfg this is SO MANIPULATIVE

27:45 "I dont think you're a bad person." "I dont think I'm a bad person either. Who thinks that?" LMAOOOO THIS EXCHANGE

27:53 "okay this is embarassing" HAHHAHAHA IS DR. GARRISON STILL WATCHING

28:23 "I'm not sad," he said, probably sadly

28:37 he is literally shaking with rage wtf

28:37 ALSO I PAUSED IT AT A THE BEST TIME HIS EYES ARE POPPING OUT OF HIS HEAD AIDHSKDJJSD HOLD UP ILL TSKE A PICTURE

LOOK AT THIS SHIT LMAO

28:5O THERE IT IS

29:08 "it's anger." NOOOW HE GETS IT

29:15 "no.. it's being vulnerable." Reynie honey that makes him angry

29:22 Constance honey I love you so much

29:33 I'm sorry did he just use Kate as a battering ram 😂😂😂

29:47 WHY ARE THERE SCREAMING KIDS HAHAHAHAH

29:48 THE TETHERBALL TEAM???? MARTINA???????

29:54 "this...is my friend" MARTINA WHAT

29:58 "my BEST friend! A person who believes in HONOR!" 1. Alright Zuko 2. HER BEST FRIEND AHAKJSHDKD

30:02 I think this is our first time seeing the tetherball team LMAO

30:10 THE TONGUE SCREAM HAHAHSHSH WHAT

30:15 HE IS SO TENDER WITH HER STOPPPP

30:20 THE LEG UP 😭😭😭😭

30:30 GO KATIE-CAT

IM CRYING

IM REALLY CRYING

30:39 OH MY GOD HIS FAAAAACE

30:45 IS SHE REALLY JUST GONNA SMILE AND GO UP HAHAHSHDHDJ JUST DONT ACKNOWLEDGE IT I GUESS?????

31:13 "where's the acid?" "There's no acid." "We need the acid!" MOVE ON FROM THE ACID GUYS 😂😭

31:33 ohhh guys get ready for Constance supremacy hours

31:50 "all that's left is to break its will." SHE'S NOT WRONG

32:05 but it needs Curtain to work...?

32:38 "what is your favorite color?" "No." HEHEKHSSKJS

33:24 they are illustrating how much effort she's putting in REALLY WELL

33:44 the organ music in the background makes this sequence like 20 times cooler

33:47 "disagreeable." "YEEEEES!" finally something she can agree to LMAO

34:12 CONSTANCE CONTRAIRE EVERYBODY

34:31 and in comes Mr. Benedict!!!

34:33 HIS LITTLE LAUGH STOPPP HE'S SO CUTE

34:37 AWWWW HIM HUGGING THE OLDER THREE

34:37 please don't forget about Constance 🥺

34:41 *looks over* *shakes her head* "oh, I know" THEY'RE SO CUTE

35:07 OH HE'S SO SMART HE'S POSING AS CURTAIN

35:30 them all shuffling away in sync 😂😂

35:59 "are you sure you're okay? We could stay." Kate my love, my little cutie, I love you SO much

36:19 oh hello he's coming to

36:48 THE FACT THAT THEY IMMEDIATELY START CHARGING EACH OTHER AND ARGUING

37:12 "that little girl is psychic, isn't she?" Nooooot quite

37:26 "attempting to kidnap me is not trying to reach me." *nods* LMAOOOO

38:11 "I'm not here to judge you, Nathaniel." "Oh. Thank you for that. That's so kind and generous of you." The PURE VENOM

38:33 "AND CONTROLLING PEOPLE IS WRONG!" damn, he's really feeling strongly about this

38:49 "it's just like Tommy Jacobs." Who the fuck is Tommy Jacobs

39:29 "I was literally terrified he would infect us with his incompetence." Jeez hello wow

40:03 "he stpped on that stage with a smile. And delivered they worst performance in recorded history." PFFFFT AHHAHAHS

40:06 LMAOOO IF HE FELL ASLEEP JUST THINKING ABOUT IT HOW BAD WAS IT 😂😂😂

40:33 byeeeeee

40:55 "do you feel that? A weight has been lifted." 🥺🥺😔

41:10 wait they already started returning the Helpers' memories??? Broooooo

41:18 LMAOO the blue berets absolutely FILLING the trash

41:22 RHONDAAAAA

41:27 he's home 🥺

41:30 "it's good to be home." AWWWWW HAJSYDHDJDKDKDK

41:34 MADGEEEEE

41:39 STARING CONTEST WITH KATE

41:47 SHE WONNNNN

41:52 "she likes you." KATE AND MADGE FOR THE WINNN

41:56 OH HI MILLIGAN YSJSHDKDHDS

42:05 OHHH MY GOSH THE LITTLE HAND!!!! "Hello, Zuko here" vibes!!!!

42:14 DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD!

42:33 "it gets kinda political" baby girl *how* 😂😂

42:45 "what does it feel like? Having no memory?" Oh I'm EMOTIONAL

42:52 "It felt like... searching" oh hello past tense

43:12 oh now I'm *really* crying

43:24 "I couldn't give up though. I knew that what I was looking for was special. Incredibly special." NO WORDS ONLY TEARS

43:32 "it was you, Kate." I PHYSICALLY SCREAMED

43:37 AWWW HE'S CRYINGGGG

44:03 OHHHH MY GOD THEYRE HUGGING STOP STPP ATOP MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH

44:22 AMMA?????

44:26 "Hi." You can *feel* the warmth in her voice 🥺🥺

44:50 "you can ask me anything" is he about to ask her to adopt him 😭😭😭😭

44:53 SPEAR IN THE HEART

45:25 wait they're just casually bringing up his aunt

45:50 wait he's actually going to the Boatwright Academy 😂😂😂

45:49 "I've heard the science lab is..." "amazing." THROWBACK TO EPISODE 1

46:09 "the idea of family is one that should be expansive, and not reductive." PLEASE LET THAT BE ADOPTION PAPERS

46:16 "I see where this is going." HELLO CONSTANCE HELLO BABY

46:17 HIS SMILLEEEEEE

46:21 AHAT DOES "RESPECTFULLY DECLINE" MEANNNN

46:26 OH OH OH OH

46:33 "I will stay here, but let's not paper this." What.....what does that mean

46:39 ARE THOSE BIRTHDAY BALLOONS

46:42 DAMNIT THEY WERE ADOPTION BALLOONS

46:47 why is she leavingggg

47:12 THEYRE 👏🏻 SISTERS 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 HONOR 👏🏻

47:22 "if you have interest-" "I DO" I love them so much

47:50 "let's just live in this moment for as long as we can, shall we?" 🥺

47:58 ohhhhh hellooooo please be safe baby boy

48:07 "life has equipped your for disappointment." AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT

48:15 "no, don't touch them," he said, waving the man off with nothing less than open disgust

48:32 "whisperer's just a souvenir" "oh, well that's consoling" ....how did they pack that giant thing

48:40 two things: 1. Don't like how openly he's glaring at SQ, cut that shit out. 2. What the fuck are these blueprints Garrison

49:02 don't you dare end it there DON'T YOU DARE

49:24 DAMN IT

49:34 part of me was hoping to see a teaser in the credits like the episode previews but I got a recommendation to watch another show 🙃🙃

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And that's that on that!! Honestly I'm really pleased with the finale. There are some things I could change, but overall.. what an experience.

I'm so glad we could experience this together. Thanks for being such a great community. I'll still be here during hiatus!! My queue is currently stocked for like a month and a half lmfao, and I'll still be in the tag all the gd time.

Love you :)

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

A WISE ADVICE

Prompt: When Finn flirts with Sasha Banks on Monday Night Raw,his return home to his girlfriend Y/N ends up with him meeting a side to her he didn’t knew existed,a broken bed and a nosy demon king!

Word count: I write most of my stuff in my phone so I don’t know,but long-ish

Pairing: Finn x Reader x Bálor

Warnings:+18 smut,cursing,wax play,bondage(limbs restriction),slight female degradation,jealousy and some broken furniture!Hahahaha

Notes: Ok,so this is my first Finn Bálor fanfic(be nice please?And give me some feedback if you’d like)as I always say,english isn’t my first language,so sorry for misspellings,you can always find my latest story as a fixed post on my page and you can find all of my stories typing “masochist writes” on the search bar on my page and last but certainly not least the only excuse I have for writing this is that I love the man and I love kinky shit,so enjoy 😏

My grandfather was a wise man.I loved the funny stories he used to tell me and my brother when we were younger.Stories about his old loverboy days,and how he would always get in trouble for flirting with the girls of his neighborhood! And one thing my grandpa always used to say to my brother was: “Son,the thing you must fear the most in your life it’s the fury of a woman!Don’t fear the thief,don’t fear death,but do fear the fury of a raging woman!Even more if you were the one who incited such rage!”And he laughed while he finished his cigar.

I never understood why he said that to my brother..until now!

I was sitting on my bed,just trying to process what my eyes had witnessed.My mind was racing,my blood boiling and I knew that if looks could kill he would be dead already (even through the damn TV).

I had not just seen MY boyfriend,just SHAMELESSLY flirt with Sasha Banks! And don’t even try to say “oh please,don’t be so dramatic! It’s scripted you know?!” ‘Cuz I ain’t buying that shit! We’ve been together for 4 years now and trust me honey,if anyone knows THAT look that someone is me.You know why?Because he gives me the SAME ONE FOR PRECISELY 4 YEARS NOW!

The fucker had the audacity! I’m so furious I could just strangle him to death with my bare hands,and yes,through the damn TV. But if he thinks I’m gonna let this slip through he has another thing coming...And when he receive his punishment for being such a naughty little boy,he’s gonna wish somebody would have warned him about the deadly fury of a woman.

As soon as I finished hiding my last item,I heard the front door open *let the games begin* I devilishly thought to myself.

“Y/N? Love are ya upstairs?” That voice,the voice of the traitor,just served to make me even more angry!But if I wanted this to work out as I planned I had to play it cool.So I just pushed the anger down my throat and put it a beautiful sheepishly smile upon my lips and answered “Yes love,I’m in the bedroom.” *this is going to be fun* I thought to myself.

A few seconds later I heard the bedroom door open “Oh there ya are! I thought ya were going to be downstairs,waiting for me like ya always do” He said. I slowly turned to face him and said as innocently as I could “Yeah I was but, I thought you would have another thing in mind so I figured it would be better if I just waited here for you instead.” As I proceeded to bat my lashes and strip my clothes off in front of him.

“Oh love”He licked his lips slowly “Ya have no idea what you’ve had just started!”

“Oh Sir,I think I do..the real question is” I closed the distance between us and slowly pushed him down onto the bed “Are YOU ready for what YOU had started?” As soon as his body collided with the mattress I quickly handcuffed both of his wrists to the headboard.

“What the fuck? Y/N,what is this?”

I silently went to the foot of the bed and begin to take off his Vans and socks.

“Babe,what are ya doing?Y/N? Talk to me damn it!”

I just looked at him chuckling while I grabbed a rope so I could tie his ankles to the bed as well.

“Love,you’re starting to scare me here...please talk to me,what’s going on?” He pleaded

I kneeled between his legs to undo his belt while I whistle a little tune.

“For fuck sake Y/N! Ya look like a fucking psycho right now,just say something please!” He begged and I stopped right when I was about to push his pants down.

“Do you think that I look like a psycho?Funny tho,how earlier you didn’t thought that...actually,you thought that you could take me for granted right?You thought that I would wait for you at the door like a good girl should,you thought that you could flirt with your female co-worker on national TV and I would just wait for you here...” I grabbed a handful of his semi-hard bulge and squeezed just enough so he could feel the slight pain. “Like a little well trained pet.” I proceeded to squeeze harder until he gasped.

“Y/N” my name was a faint whisper leaving his lips. “Please baby,you’re hurting me.”

“I’m hurting you?” I huffed as I slowly let the deadly grip on his bulge fade “What about you hurting me huh?What about my feelings Finn?What about the fact that you made me embarrassed on national TV! How can I get out on the street now with people knowing that we date and still you were deliberately flirting with another woman?” I slightly pinched his bulge just to make my point clear.

“Ouch,fuck! I’m sorry babe! I really didn’t meant it! I just got carried away with the plot that’s it! You know I love you dearly,and the only woman who gets me heads over heels for it’s you. I even bought you some roses and chocolates as a white flag sign,since I realized I fucked up..” I looked into his beautiful blue eyes and saw nothing more than love and regret. “Where are they?”

“They?”

“Yeah,the roses and the chocolates?”

“They’re on the dinner table”

I got up from the bed and made my way towards the bedroom door. “I’ll be right back.”

I went down the stairs,entered the dining room and I saw the most beautiful bouquet of red roses I’ve ever seen,and the little heart shaped chocolates,my favorite ones! I ran to the kitchen to get a vase with water to put the roses in it.When I placed the beautiful bouquet inside of it I saw the little card attached on the outside,beautifully hand written “My lovely lass,I know I got a little carried away with my character tonight,but I tell you with all my heart it meant nothing! You’re the only woman I’ll EVER need in my life!You’re my EVERYTHING! Love ya... yours always and forever.Finn”

“Argh Y/N what did you do?! Well I can still make this pleasurable for him,somehow..” I whispered to myself and ran back upstairs.

“Oh thank God! I thought ya were gonna leave me tied up here the whole night!” He giggled “Did ya find it?”

“Yes I did..”

“I meant it what I said in the card ya know...”

“Yeah I know Finn..”

After a few minutes passed by and when I didn’t move to set him free,he asked

“So?”

“So what?”

A briefly confused look passed by his face when he said

“Aren’t ya gonna let me go?”

“Why would I?” I kinda chuckled

“Well,because ya kno-“ I cut him of by saying

“Don’t you think you still need a little reminder to not do that anymore?”

“What do ya mean?”

I slowly crawled on the bed to assume the position I was on minutes ago.

“Oh you know” I said as I lightly tapped his hips so I could remove his pants and boxer briefs “I think you need that little warning slap on the hand,so you don’t be a naughty boy and don’t do that shit ever again”

I smiled as I grabbed the pair of scissors from under my pillow and cut off his shirt so I could leave him in his naked glory,and at my mercy.

“Oh my,aren’t you a beautiful sight?!”

I straddle his hips and leaned down to kiss him,as soon as our tongues met I traveled my hands down his neck,arms,chest and abs in an agonizing slow pace.

“Y/N baby”

“Yeah?”

“I need to touch ya,please open the cuffs so I can touch ya”

“Oh Finny,don’t make me laugh love! Naughty boys don’t get to touch anything!” I chuckled lightly

“No,please” he whined “Baby please,don’t do this to me!Just let me touch ya,I need ya...I want to touch your pussy baby,please?Let me make it up to ya?Let me make ya feel good”He pleaded

“You know what?You’re talking too much! What do you say about we keep that pretty little mouth busy huh?”

Without letting him answer I let one of my breasts hover upon his lips and he eagerly

took it on his mouth,sucking and licking my nipple to the point he had me whining.

“Oh Finn,fuck baby” His gaze was glued to my face “You’re so good,so fucking good,such a good boy” as soon as those words left my mouth he smirked at me,with my nipple still on his mouth,and I could swear I had just came with that vision alone.

He moved to the other nipple to give the same attention he gave the other one,and I just needed some sort of friction!So I took advantage of his now full on hard dick pressed against his stomach and the wetness that was leaking down my thighs and I slided down his abs just slightly so I could meet his cock and when I did,I released my nipple from his mouth and started to slide his erection through my folds.

“Oh fuck woman,you’re going to be the death of me!” He moaned closing his eyes tightly.

I took the opportunity to reach for the candle that was lit on the nightstand and spilt some of the hot wax onto his chest while I was still sliding on him.

“Oh fuck you!” He angrily said through gritted teeth

“Oh I’m about to sweetheart” and with that I lift my hips so I could angle him with my entrance and asked “Who does this cock belongs to baby?”

“You,you,it belongs to ya!Now just fucking ride me would ya??!!” He said desperately

“Ah,no no no!” I said as I dripped more hot wax,but this time on his nipples “Politely please!”

His eyes were so dark with lust and his voice so deep that I could swear that I had awoken some sort of demon within him.

“This cock is yours and yours only lass. It’s yours for you to suck,fuck,ride anytime or anyplace you’d like. It belongs inside your mouth,inside your ass,inside you pussy or wherever you want. It’s yours for you to do with it whatever you please!” With that I sheepishly smiled,and sunked my hips with his at the same time I dripped a few more drops of hot wax onto his pubic bone.

“Oh my fucking God!” He rolled his eyes to the back of his head and let out a growl that sounded almost inhuman.

I was giving myself sometime to focus,just so that I wouldn’t cum. When I heard a very deep voice come out of Finn’s lips and say

“You better start to fucking ride my cock right now princess and you better make sure you ride it hard and deep,or else I’m gonna break this fucking cuffs off and you will regret this little act of yours”

“Bálor” I whispered

He just smirked and whispered back “You’ve got three seconds to start riding me. One,two...” With his lead I started to ride him like a mad woman.

“Yes...my beautiful,sweet princess.Harder!” I moved faster

“I said harder!” I moved even faster

“Are ya fucking deaf? I told ya to ride.me.HARDER!” He gritted

“Bálor, I- I can’t,this is the fastest I can go” I said with my legs already becoming sore from the pace I was trying to keep.

“Oh my sweet princess” He started to laugh uncontrollably

“What’s so funny?”

“You are!” He said through deep laughs “You try so hard to be a brat,but you’ve got zero capacity for it! Look at ya! Look how pitiful you are! Can’t even fucking ride a cock properly! He started to laugh harder “Now I know why Finn loves ya...ya are so amusingly funny!” He concludes his sentence with a laugh,and I had know idea where the anger that took control of me came from but I started to hatefully ride his cock and drip the hot wax all over his body:his neck,chest,forearm,biceps,nipples,abs,v line,close to his belly button.

“Argh” He roared “That’s what I’m talking about! Yes,just like that,so fucking good. So insanely good.”

His eyes were glued on me and I couldn’t help but drip some of the hot wax onto my own body. And the sight made him growl.

“Yes kitten!Oh fuck,you’re gonna make me cum,you’re gonna make me cum so fucking hard” his eyes grew even darker “I knew I could pull that little brat out,she just needed the right words,right love?!” He chuckled and I could feel my walls tightening and my orgasm buildup like a volcano

“Bálor, I’m gonna- I need...”

“Go on kitten,let it go” And with that I came as hard as I’ve ever had,just to feel Bálor starting to cum as well,cursing in Gaelic.

As he continued to cum, I saw his eyes slowly changing back to the beautiful ocean blue I loved, and my Finn returning to the surface with a long moan as the final spasms of his orgasm hit him.

“What the fuck just happened?” He asked,out of breath and mesmerized

“I think we just broke the bed”. I said

“What?” He chuckled

“No Finn, I’m serious!”

He stopped laughing,staring at the view of our mattress on the floor and his limbs freed from the cuffs and ropes.

“Well,that’s gotta be a good sign,don’t ya think?” He started laughing hard when the only thing I could do was bluntly stare at him.

That couldn’t be a bad sign,could it?

[hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong]

Hunted

The relationships between the Aztec and Mayan pantheons in mesoamerica can be.... complicated... mostly the two groups will not interact much. But sometimes there's conflict between the two groups, nothing major just skirmishes or disagreements. If one were to make a comparison, it's similar to the relationship between the Aesir and Vanir of Norse myth. That is, until you look below. In the underworld, only the rule of Mictlantecuhtli means anything. This horrid dread king rules over all of Xibalba, and no other mesoamerican dead deity can question his rule. But a prophecy that spoke of his death at the hands of a new death god has him.... nervous. As such, he's desperate to prevent the prophecy.

Mictlan: I cannot let Miquitzlicoatl take my place at the throne..... I must have her killed... but with her mother there.... that is much easier said then done....

The lord of the dead looked on at the world above, for some kind of opportunity. On the earth above, it seemed something was happening.

Quetz: Mija.... are you sure about this? I'm not sure it's a good idea....

Mari: mamá! I'll be fine! The river's not that far away! You'll be able to hear me yell if anything happens!

Quetz: I'd rather not risk anything happening in the first place....

Mari: mamá.... I'm not a baby.... you can't protect me forever.... some day I'll have to deal with this.... it's part of growing up

Quetz: other children don't have to worry about gods trying to kill them out of paranoia!

Mari: ur... you may have a point.... but regardless, I'll still have to deal with this eventually.... sheltering me won't help....

Quetz: aye.... you have a point I guess.... but as your mother.... I still cannot help but worry

Mari: that's fine.... but please don't stop me. I just want to go find some flowers is all....

Quetz: fine.... just.... try to make it fast.... por favor?

Mari: I'll try....

After that, Maria left the house, and headed towards a river not too far away, but out of sight of the house. Meanwhile in the underworld, the king of the dead saw this as a perfect opportunity.

Mictlan: hehehehehehe! Yes! If things go well..... I will not have to worry about her any longer.... Camazotz! I am in need of your assistance!

The lord of the dead called upon a truly terrifying god. Camazotz was another underworld god, specifically the mayan god of bats. Tho he seemed less like a proper god but more like a monster! He spoke in a creeping voice, that would drive shivers down your back

Camazotz: what do you need of me, my lord?

Mictlan: I need you to hunt down that serpent, Miquitzlicoatl! She is alone in the jungle currently, so this is the perfect opportunity!

Camazotz: of course my lord! It shall be done!

Mictlan: excellent! Do not let me down!

The bat god then left, to complete his task. Meanwhile, Mari was at the river she mentioned to Quetzalcoatl looking for a relatively rare flower that bloomed in the area.

Mari: hmmmm.... could've sworn it was around here.... did an animal eat it? That'd be annoying if true.

As she looked, noises could be heard throughout the jungle.

Mari, surprised: huh?! What was that?

She looked around for a time.... then after some time without anything.... she continued on

Mari: huh.... guess it was nothing....

But then.... a horrid screech could be heard

*SCREACH!!!!!*

Mari: what the fuck!?!

Then the giant Bat monster swooped out of the canopy! To attempt to hunt her down!

Camazotz: THERE YOU ARE!!!

Mari: oh fuck!

Immediately Mari started to run from the monstrous being, passing through the trees to avoid the ravenous beast!

Camazotz, flying after her: now, why are running?! I just want to talk!

Mari: calliete! I know damn well that's a lie, you stupid fuck!

Mari continued to on running from her pursuer, narrowly avoiding the various obstacles on the jungle floor, only to trip on a large rock and fall.

Mari: aw fuck!

Then the monstrous beast slammed onto her, ready to finish her.

Mari, in pain: FUCK!

Camazotz: hahahaha.... now you're finished little goddess.... and don't worry I'll try to make it pa-

*Growl!*

Camazotz: ....huh?!

From the nearby trees a deep growl could be heard, then a huge dog like creature came out of the trees.

Xolotl, in a deep growl: Stay! Away! From my! Niece!

Camazotz: stay out of this, Xolotl! You know Mictlantecuhtli's word is l-

But before the bat could finish, Xolotl pounced onto Camazotz attacking the other underworld god and saving Mari from death.

Xolotl, as she attacks Camazotz: Run Mari! I'll handle him!

Mari, getting up: don't have to tell me twice!

Mari then ran back towards her home, so she can stay safe from any more attacks from the bat god. She opened the door and entered the house, running into the arms of her family.

Quetz: mija! What happened?!

Mari: *panting* giant *huff* bat *huff* tried to kill me *huff* Tia saved me *huff*

Rex: fucking hell.... you're not hurt are you?

Mari: just a scratch....

Ed: is tia ok?

Mari: I'm not sure.... *huff* she told me to run.... *huff*

Ed then looked out the window, to see Xolotl in her human form coming towards the house, somewhat harmed from the previous fight.

Ed: tia's here!

He opens the door, to let her in.

Xolotl: hey guys! How's Mari doing?

Mari: I'm fine but... are you good?

Mari: me? I'm more then alright! You should've seen the other guy! I'm just happy you're safe!

Mari: si... gracias tia....

Xolotl: de nada....

Meanwhile, back in the underworld. Mictecacihuatl was not happy.

Mictlan: damn that Xolotl! Traitorous puta! This may have been my one opportunity to be free of this accursed prophecy.... and now it is lost! And where has Camazotz gone?!

But then, as he is speaking, a new soul enters his domain..... the soul of a god.

Mictlan: oh... she really did that? She killed Camazotz.... with enough resources I may be able to bring him back.... but to go so far? She's really intent on protecting those foolish children then.... *sigh* this may be the end for me....

Back at home, Mari was still dealing with what had happened.....

Rex: mija...? Are you ok?

Mari: ....I'm fine papá.... just.... shaken.... I really hate that guy....

Rex: that's fair.... it's always him that's sent after you.... thank goodness your tia was close to save you.

Mari: si.... papá? Is it a good idea to stay here....?

Rex: what do you mean?

Mari: .... I think I'd rather not live here anymore.... we're within the other gods' reach and.... this keeps happening....

Rex: do you want to move?

Mari: si.... if that's possible....

Rex: I can talk with tu mamá... see what she thinks....

Mari: gracias....

A/N: there's one of the bat incidents.... thankfully Xolotl has no loyalty towards the underworld and will protect her family. RIP Camazotz.

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[rhymingtree]

I was planning on reading this on my birthday so it would be like a lil 10k-ish words present but things got in the way. 🙃 never too late to open it though

Athena gives her wakeup calls, too? Damn, I need an Athena in my life, she'd make it so much easier.

Ghost's travel essentials: grenades, flashbangs, ammo, weapons of death and destruction, portable rifles (for more backpack space!), and different bullets for different occasions, because she's always ready for adventure in Paris! 😁😁😁

Ghost's Outfit of the Day: a really heavy coat for Paris rain. Practicality over fashion, even in the City of Love.

I don't know why I'm writing her travel blog, she's about to fuck shit up and I'm writing her a travel blog. Of all things. I should've done one for Wakanda and Medellin too, dang.

Athena had planned your entire trip out for you almost instantly.

And she made her an itinerary too. First stop is a shoddy safehouse that might have rats. Tomorrow, she meets up with her buddy Ollie to fuck shit up and starts giving away infrastructure damage,

No more waiting. You don’t need any more time—

“Shut up.”

“I didn’t say anything, ma’am.”

This was stupidly funny to me. I can imagine the concern in Athena's voice like, my boss is going insane already? we just got here.

You missed Bucky.

Damn, you missed him.

YEAH *gives darke a side eye* I MISS HIM TOO *starts casting an evil curse at darke* BOUT TIME SOMEONE BRINGS YOU TWO BACK TOGETHER HUH

So take him out of the equation. He’ll kill him if you don’t take care of him. He’ll kill him, them, us. All of us will be dead because of you.

Finish it.

You nodded slowly to yourself, throwing away the blanket and shoving it into the backseat before you threw open the door and stepped into the frigid air of the unit.

I love how Hyde Ghost is her main motivatior to get out of bed.

I need a Hyde Ghost to trash talk me into getting out of bed too.

Oh wait I dont need one I already have my ✨crippling fear of failure✨

“I would recommend eating something before we embark, Captain.” 

Athena said self-care comes first and I love that.

It was the city he almost lost Jack in. It was the city where his nightmares almost became reality. It was the city that led them into this downward spiral.

🎶In NEW YoOoOoRk🎵

I love Duke being so in love with Jack.

If I don't meet someone who sees me the way Duke sees Jack, then what the fuck am I even doing here

“It’s too hot all the time. And too loud. And too bright. And…” 

Me every time I wake up in Filipino summer (bonus if the neighbors decided to day drink and they decide to turn the karaoke machine on)

“Fuck me.”

“Later,” Jack said without missing a beat, “It’ll be fun.”

A laugh leaped from Duke’s throat as Jack scooped the rest of his clothes into a bag and he crossed the room to open the door. He jumped as he caught sight of the person on the other side of the door.

T’Challa.

THE LAUGH I LET OUT

WAS HE THERE THE WHOLE TIME

If he was and he heard them through the door 😭😭

HAHAHAHA

I always love it when your characters interact with T'Challa. He's so well written, and they all bounce off each other so well. Ghost especially. But I've forgotten how much T'Challa was influenced by Duke, and them interacting now after what happened in Berlin is so so good

Now they're swapping proverbs with each other, wow

“It’s always darkest before the dawn,” Duke said, continuing down the hall with the king, “We’re just a little stuck in our morning twilight.”

“When she steps foot in the sun again, tell her to bask in the light.”

tryna out-wise each other

Everyone's on a really fun roadtrip aren't they

Bucky and co + one traitorous asshole named Oliver

“Barnes?” Walsh asked, placing a hand on his shoulder with a frown.

GET YOUR SLIMY HAND OFF OF HIM BEFORE I CUT IT OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR-

BOONIE

God I miss Olympus too

I miss it so much I might start rereading TS&TS just to see it again

nooo she's gonna leave shuri

“Did you just have an idea?”

“Yes, yes I did.”

Shuri smirked, wincing as the elevator opened, letting the warm morning sun shine into the box before they stepped out onto Mount Bashenga, “Was it a good one?”

Boone paused, taking a deep breath and taking in the fresh Wakandan air as she looked over the mountains before she followed the princess toward the jet that was waiting for them, “All my ideas are good ideas.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah.”

me to you whenever you start getting ideas

your ideas scare me and boone's should scare shuri too

Your eyes swept over the people surrounding you and you winced each time you made eye contact with one as Athena chirped before giving you the person’s entire backstory.

Another reason I'd love to have an Athena: she has all the tea about literally everybody. My nosy ass would love that.

The back and forth between Hyde Ghost and Ghost is so funny

That's what my brain sounds like in class sometimes and it is exhausting but I'm letting it play out because it's also entertaining

Fuck Novak being an unkillable cockroach. the real cockroach is Armand fuckin' Russo.

No seriously how did he survive getting shot in the chest like that

WAH WHAT

THERE'S

A SECOND VOICE

WHAT

THE JUMPSCARE THAT WAS THE BOLD FONT

DARKE

A SECOND ONE

THERE'S THREE GHOSTS NOW

FATHER SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT AMEN

I love how Athena clocks that pencil like remember they've got a pencil. it's sharpened. it's one of those artsy ones that are really sharp and fine. that can stab you in the eye.

Yes. In and out. Easy peasy lemon—

Don’t get overconfident—

oh no it's like an angel and a devil sitting on her shoulder except all three of them are spawns of hell

You’re wasting bullets. One shot. One kill.

there's no such thing as wasting bullets if they're going into Nazis.

I love how terrifying she looks while killing people in front of Russo.

If you've ever seen that clip from The Last Of Us when Joel is torturing someone and smirking while doing it. That's her vibe. And I love it.

she's so pretty when she tortures people

“Oh, great Hanuman!” M’Baku exclaimed with a mischievous grin, “The great General of Wakanda is scared of a ghost story.”

M'Baku is the best character to ever exist.

In fact every character from Black Panther is the best character to exist.

yaaay they're going on a boat

cruise triiiip

I was so caught up with Ghost having two voices in her head plus her torturing russo that I forgot ollie was after her

go away ollie let her be hot and interrogate people in peace

OHHHH THEY'RE FIGHTING

It's cool to see perseus in action from the receiving end of ghost's attacks

“Damnit, (F/N),” Bucky growled, wrapping his arm around your waist as the two of you fell on your sides and you tried to cradle his head from hitting the floor, “Ow.”

“Sorry. My bad,” you said quickly, pushing away from him with a frown as you looked him over, “Are you okay? Your head? Good?”

“I’m fine,” he croaked, sucking a breath as you brushed hair out of his face, “I’m okay.”

when i said i wanted them to be reunited...

god

they're just

why the fuck am i crying

He looked like he did when you brought him home the first time. Sunken cheeks, dark circles under his eyes. You frowned, brushing away another stray strand of hair.

“You need to sleep,” you said, gently thumbing his jawline.

“You need to come home.”

how dare you

do i need to pay for a premium subscription for them to stay together permanently

You couldn’t just leave him, could you?

You said you wanted to make waves.

Nobody crosses you three times and gets away with it.

Yeah, you don’t need him anymore.

And the Rookie doesn't need any more allies. Give ‘em hell.

these three terrify me

“Move your head a little to the left.”

FUCK YEAH

OH I LOVE THAT CHAPTER

THIS IS EPIC

Why would she kill a fellow Hydra operative? And who were the people she’d massacred in the building?

babes. you are literally stepping on the puzzle pieces. just. fuckin. PUT THEM TOGETHER ALREADY

How had it all gone so awry? Was this some kind of stunt by Walsh? Or had (F/N) really just tried to blow up an entire Parisian block?

Knowing (F/N), he was leaning toward the latter.

arson is ghost's idea of a fun Parisian vacation

like I said, she was gonna cost the city of Paris a lotof taxpayer money, repairs and such

but she also got rid of Nazis in the city, so really she did the French a favor.

oh my god

new york and montana reunion

oh my god i cant fuckin wait

i dont have to. ch90 is already here. huzzah

CHAPTER 89: PREY DRIVE

To all my live reactors,

Please, please, please, hide your reactions under a Read More cut. I don’t want any spoilers floating around. 

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To all my Anonymous Avengers, 

If you want to react in my asks, feel free. However, I won’t be answering any of them until at least Wednesday if they contain spoilers. 

Thank you,

Darke

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He shook his head again before repeating, “You can’t stop him.”

“We’ll see.”

A soft smile curled to your lips before it fell to a twisted smirk and you lunged forward. You drew a ka-bar and threw the coffee table out of your way in one motion. Your knife embedded itself in his thigh before he could react.

The sound that tore through his throat would have been haunting, if it was your first time hearing it. He clawed at your hand as it held the knife in place before your other hand wrapped around his throat.

“Tell me what his plan is,” you hissed calmly, grunting as he fought against you.

“He’ll kill me if I do,” he wheezed, unable to get you off of him as he continued to try and fight back.

“And I’ll kill you if you don’t,” you said with a shrug, “So, pick your poison. Him or me.”

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