#haha yeah well I'm right here if you want to /JK BUT IS IT REALLY

[sonofwhales]

Gentlemen

This arospec lass is NOT having a good pride month

I have my first real serious big boy crush and it's for someone who would not reciprocate and also it's a hs friend who i likely won't see again after graduation

Experienced gays please send help for a fellow comrade

[ahgasegotarmy116]

OMG I HAVE ANOTHER DRABBLE REQ 😭😭✋🏻.

Can you do a drabble in which jti!jk lifts oc's baby bump

To giver her some relief?😭

(Love the teaser cantt waitttttt)

Haha this is so cute 🥰

Sure I think I can do that 🤭

(Are you talking about the Jimin teaser? I'm sad because it doesn't look like many people are interested in it but I'm glad you're excited about it 🥺💜)

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"Jungkook" I call out for him and I hear footsteps rushing upstairs moments later.

"What's wrong? Are you okay? Is it the baby?" he asks, concern clearly written all over his face and I can't help but giggle at the sight.

"Everything is fine I just can't get up" I relay, embarrassed that it's come to the point where I need his help for something as simple as this but he lets out a huge sigh of relief and helps me up with no hesitation.

"You scared me for a second there" he says and places a kiss on my forehead once I'm steady on my feet. "Sorry, I just didn't know how far away you were and you left your phone in here so I couldn't call you" I say, motioning over to where his phone is lying on his side of the bed.

"That's okay, I'm just glad I was here to help this time" he says, chuckling at the memory of the time I told him it took me almost five minutes of wiggling around to finally get myself out of bed one morning.

He wasn't around since he had to go into the office that day but he made sure that there weren't opportunities for something like that to happen again.

"Why did you have to put such a big baby in me?" I huff, walking over to the bathroom to go pee for what feels like the twelfth time today.

"They're not that big, the doctor says that they're growing at a healthy rate. It's our first baby so your body is still trying to figure out how to cope with it all" he says, leaning against the door frame and making sure that I'll be okay to get up on my own.

"Yeah I know but it sucks feeling this helpless. Plus I feel like I'm about to topple over half the time when they start moving around" I say, the hormones making me a bit more irritable today.

Well you are thirty five weeks at this point so they're running out of room in there" he says, smiling at he watches me struggle to wash my hands with my big belly in the way.

It's not that he likes seeing how difficult it is for me to perform simple tasks like this, he just finds it endearing and loves to help me more than anything.

"Very funny" I grumble once I catch his smile in the mirror and walk past him and back into the bedroom but I don't get too far before he's holding onto me like he always does.

I swear it's some sort of primal instinct or something because for some reason he always feels the need to keep his hands on me at all times.

"Can I try something really quick?" he asks, both his hands snaking around my waist or lack there of because of our ginormous spawn. "Like what?" I ask, sighing in contentment when he places a kiss on my neck, laying my head back on his shoulder and relishing the feeling of it.

"It might feel a little weird for a second but tell me if it hurts right away" he warns and now I'm scared. "What's that supposed to mean?" I ask, trying to turn around and face him but he holds me in place before I can.

"Just trust me" he mumbles against my skin and after thinking about it for another second or two I nod my head and wait for whatever it is he has planned.

He runs his hands all along my stomach and then rests them right underneath it and when I think he's about to go lower he wraps his arms under it and lifts it up, granting me instant relief and I couldn't control the moan I let out even if I wanted to.

"That good huh?" he chuckles, placing a kiss on my temple and lifting it up a little higher making me melt into him. "You have no idea" I sigh, not remembering what it felt like not having a baby in me until now.

"I've gotta let go soon though" he warns and although I know he would do this for me all day if he could all good things must come to an end.

"One more minute?" I ask and he chuckles and adjusts his hold so he can keep it going for a little bit longer and even when a minute is up he just stays there, holding me as long as he can...

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Hope that was fluffy enough for ya 🥰

I miss this couple sm but I've kinda come to a writer's block for the main storyline but dw I haven't forgotten about them 💜

[beloved-brynn]

*pokes you*

Brynryn, hi hello, how are youuu?

Anyway, since you asked me abt who i ship my mutuals with, i wanna ask you something as well! >:D

What (two or more) characteristics do you personally like about yourself and your mutuals? You can either just say it, explain it, or anything really lol

About myself: I have a love-hate relationship with my grit. Mostly because I know I was born talentless in all aspects (no exaggeration), so every creative endeavor I have is 99% hardwork. And no, my parents don't have writing or drawing skills. I don't need to explain how my mom only knows how to draw "v" birds or how my dad isn't great at English. Absolute shame on them. (jk I love my family, I wish I could just pass my lifespan to hem HAHAHA). So when all hardwork fails, I feel like absolute shit. Second thing probably is my faith. I think I wouldn't be here if I didn't have some level of trust with the universe overall. The rest of me is garbage tho lmao. If I'm an otome game character, I'm 100% the beloved and beloathed trash husbando /srs.

About @leftdestiny-posts: I'm not sure I'd ever encounter an internet mutual like them ever again, and I think their appreciation for life and bluntness/straightforwardness is something to be admired. They're traits I don't have. Shiro and I are very very different people, and I'm not sure why there was a miracle that made us meet lol.

About @a-dose-of-phitre and @estellxli: longest friends I have. I really admire their creativity and skill, and if you want me to be honest, I know full well I'm left behind in those departments. If you know me irl, I'm not exactly the most affectionate person so I'd rather keep this part brief haha. Though, a small addition, I admire estella's communication skills and assertiveness a ton and I wish I had a bit more of Phitre's endearing charm and mannerisms (and height-). I'm super stiff lol.

About @navxry: Probably communication skills as well? When we met, they talked continuously. As much as I know I'm an extrovert and thrive off social energy, I think something in me is holding me back to being as vocal as they are. They also seem to have an abundance of energy. Ahh. Youth. /j

About @mixed-kester: i wish i am surviving engineering as much as she has i wanna quit can i quit also how does she pick colors sht is unfair i always have to open up google chrome to— //hjjjj

About @jessamine-rose: she already knows about my fashion sense or lack thereof, so let's talk about something else. I greatly enjoy her writing style because I know it's not something I'd pull off. Her sentence structures doesn't become verbose, they're incredibly succinct— enough to lead you along. Other than that, probably the way she bounces ideas spontaneously. I wish she sleeps right tho HAHAHA /silly

About @vennnnn-diagram: I probably pestered them too much about how normal people work honestly. I lack social skills so learning about stuff from them makes me feel a bit more knowledgeable without any visible judgement from them. So yeah, add that as one out of two. The second one? Their music skills. I hate learning instruments. I don't know why. I tried plenty. I suck plenty. Everyone in my family are great at playing except me. They're the Bruno Mars to my gambling addiction. WAIT WHY DOES SOUND LIKE THE WORST PICKUP LINE KN EXISTENCE HAHAHAHAHA

About @stardust-for-your-soul: i wish i can write fluff i wish i can write romantic things why can't i think of romantic genshin men headcanons why'd it always have to end in murder— oh and also, I love her prose. Chryseis can turn the mundane to something that oozes with beauty, and I think that romanticism is wonderful.

About @lucienbarkbark: i absolutely do not agree with your love for dazai /silly but I do admire estorea's unapologetic nature. Hell yeah bestie fricking read thag 300000+ chaptered story 😭😭😭 /gen. I find it a challenge to sit down and read nowadays huhu. Also, I like how warm she is to talk to, we haven't DMed much but it feels so hospitable (?) whenever she send fic links. Wish I was more like that. Also, thank you for the oda fics, soldier.

About @meimeimeirin: when mei put the kamisato siblings in a kin tier once (unless memory fails me), i remember silently agreeing so much. She has that "I got most my life together" vibe and I do wish I have that. She's also very open to talking about what she loves, she doesn't hide her affections and it's something I very much look up to if you've seen the things I've written so far lol. I love how vocal she is with appreciating what she has, including some new drinks she tasted, her parents' loving relationship, it's just sweet. The teashop aesthetic definitely suites her vibe. She just seems so... Elegant? Can't be me, I need to cause a mess /silly

About y o u: well first off if I get to have your hands for a day, you'd find weird ass drawings of blonde men on your drawing software. Second, I like your vibes a ton. It hits different. It fluctuates from absolutely chill to saying lowkey out of pocket things and I might be getting gaslit to thinking you're not at all the latter /j

[straykats]

I did a whole album review again may I… pass it across the table to you 👀👏🏼 (aka can we exchange thoughts)

hehe hi izzy here is my lil review (that isnt much of a review and more a reaction/commentary thingy, as all my stuff always is HAHA) BUT !! imma read ur review now and kinda make comments in relation to yours? like a really bad one way email discussion hm AHAHA i avoided reading ur review until i did mine so i don't go into the album with other thoughts (although??? i've listened to all the songs on the album at least once before doing the 'review' so?? idk man HAHA) anyways relistening to the album as i read through yours/reply below HAHA sorry to make this kind of a two-part thing heh (with the review post and then this as well) (dont feel pressured to read both 😭😭)

hall of fame // i agree, it's such a good intro to the album with it's message // yeah the bass is so COOL AND OMGOMG YOUR SCI-FI COMMENT RIGHTTTTTTT RIGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT i thought i was a weirdo for comenting on the alien-esque sounds (thats what i called that recurring riff in the background AHHA)

s-class// your comment about it showing a bit of everything? so true.

item // yes @ having changbin and lix do the 'item' lines // omg i didnt mention this in my post but i love the vocal pre-chorus thing // oh!! you mentioned the mix of happy and aggressive and it reminds me of one of my first thoughts on the song: okay hear me out idk how to explain this but i feel like if anyone can get me its you HAHAHA so this song gives me like. hacker vibes. BUT LIKE but like the happy go-lucky hacker that acts kinda childish and takes risks and is really. tricksy. like they hack in a way that annoys people and they leave little messages on their targets screen or smth idk man HAHA but like on this relisten of the song and ur mention of the aggressiveness, i'm seeing less of an individual and more of a group? like, a.. rebel kinda group but not rebel. i forgot the word. but like you have ur happy go lucky hacker, you have ur aggressive gunsmen or weaponsmaster and your sniper and the cool leader that always smirks (like think kuroo tetsurou but the Cool part of him not the annoying or dorky part HAHAHAHAH i miss him <//3) and like this song gives me a SUPER specific vibe that i want to write as a fic ARGH

super bowl // yeah i love the chanting/group lines !! it kind of really fits the vibe of this song? cant explain it properly. but haha i applaud u for loving the whispers w headphones; im gently cringeing JNVDJSKNVJDSK HAAHAHA

topline // this song would be so funny at concerts bc everyone will say fuck and then chan will have another meltdown // YES the transition to jisung's verse from tiger jk's is so uGH AND THEN TO HYUNJIN THAT WAS SO SMOOOOOTH // yes this is such a concert song i just hope its one of the songs where they can run around the stage freely bc for the final chorus i can see them hyping up the crowd w them and it would be so fun

get lit // YES THE LIL TRILL THING AFTER 'dance like crazy' right theyre so fun theyre so nice they're so--- wait i though i was typing in caps this whole time (i was reading ur comments while typing and just looked over LMAO) im having so much fun w that part on the piano. its stressing me a little but in a really good way like its so fun // really interesting (that sounds really rude/like online forced politeness and i dont mean it that way okay ily i mean genuinely interesting) how ur seeing this as such a happy cute song and in my thing i was like 'god this song is so bittersweet and sad' HAHAHAHA like YES it does have a lot of happy fun vibes to it (i called it a 'tropical' vibe LOL) but smth is also like. hm. // by little vocals at the end, did you mean the lalalalas? bc yeah same hehe

get lit // ur comment about the bass FJDKD UR RIGHT but im sorry idk why im laughing ur comment just made me laugh // yeah that verse really is harsh, i didn;t notice before // YEAHH THE CHORUS SYNTHHHHHH it kinda gives me like. i can see a girl group going nuts to this but in a really good way idk how to explain it haha // WAIT THATS HYUNJIN W THE SLURRED LINES????? // yes the little sound at the end hehehe

collision // RIGHT RIGHT THE TRUMPETSSSSSS // dont mind quickly editting my post to include collision as one of my favs. i forgot 💀 // i see you are having a lot of verse 2 > 1 moments hehe // yeah the phone ringing !!!!! its so cool i HBVJDSBVHJSVHSJ

fnf // yeah felix vocals :(((((((( love sm and then followed by hyunjin too i ahhbvdsjbvhsjbvhs // oh i only just paid attention to the lyrics bc of ur comment and now im feelin a lil sad HAHA // oh omg hyes it does give tmt vibes // ohoho??? gotta find out what chan said about 'catching up'

youtiful // smth about channo opening it feels so comforting, right? like, the whole song is comforting and feels like sitting on a rooftop swaddled in blankets with them (all of them, one of them, some of them) but opening it w chan specifically was the cherry on top. // omg yeah the disney vibes >>> // (re: one of ur comments) that was the saddest 'woohoo love that for me' ive read in my life

and i'll stop here. sorry again if this was such a long response ahhh heehfhshjs but it was really fun to make my own comments and then listen to the album again and read ur comments.

[struggle-but-its-all-ocean-floor]

"...while Jungkook has been peeling back the layers to expose himself in a way that has us reeling tbh. It's very weird with Jungkook because it feels like I'm "losing" him yet also like I've never felt so close to him, because we're connecting as people, and less as fan/artist?"

THIS! I love your brain!

I was just feeling the same thing today (if I got you right) trying to sort out my thoughts/emotions living through this overwhelming time. Phew!

When I look at him as an artist now (performances, MV's, dance practices) I'm like "do I even know you?" and I feel like I'm 'losing' him. But when it comes to him as a person (todays StationHead, his stories about mom and her cooking skills, comments, speech habits, BTS of photoshoots when he is goofing around, interviews) I'm like "here you are!" feeling instantly connected again 😂 He is driving me insane.

Not to close my eyes on everything that's bothering me still I'm truly happy he is showing new sides of him and I'm endlessly enjoying watching him being a lot more confident and courageous. So attractive!

Now I need to figure out how to abstract myself from all this fuss not to swing on emotional swings all the freaking time 😂

impatient anon ✌🏻

THIS! I love your brain!

Thanks!! <3

When I look at him as an artist now (performances, MV's, dance practices) I'm like "do I even know you?" and I feel like I'm 'losing' him. But when it comes to him as a person (todays StationHead, his stories about mom and her cooking skills, comments, speech habits, BTS of photoshoots when he is goofing around, interviews) I'm like "here you are!" feeling instantly connected again 😂 He is driving me insane.

I relate to this so much, though there's still a sense of unfamiliarity in "normal" present day Jungkook. I became Army late 2019, and up until 2021 Jungkook was more or less the same, but he changed a lot in 2022. Watch his 2021 lives and his first live at his house after Festa - that's when he really started to change. It's crazy how different he seems now. He expresses himself differently. He's still baby faced, but also less cute and more eccentric? He's still cute of course, but it's just a different vibe?? Less innocent and more chaotic? I keep coming back to JK's lives when he had blue hair. Compare those with any 2023 live, the difference is crazy! I'm still trying to make sense of who he is now and reconcile this Jungkook with the old Jungkook, who I loved first. I don't think anyone's changed as much as him, but I also don't know any other member as well...

Yeah, it's definitely been a roller coaster ride with Jungkook, lmao. I too want to not lose my shit every time he does something I don't like or unexpected. I had a crisis after Seven and it took me an actual month to come to terms with the song. It's hard to stay indifferent to Jungkook when there are literally only a handful of people I love more than him, and I mean irl lmao.

Thanks for the ask, impatient anon! I like the nickname!! I do love repeat customers haha!

[minibunbon]

Hi Mint, will you be returning to tumblr or are you still semi active? Hope that 2023 is treating you well so far!

Hello!

It may not be known to you but I still doom scroll on here occasionally (aka all the time, aka I literally was doing that right now and I was shocked to see an ask!). Uh so I guess I'm semi active. But I never really reblog things anymore do I? (or post anything for that matter... woops). I've literally reblogged/posted only 10 times in the last year. I'd love to be more active haha, especially in those moments that get to me and the nostalgia gets to me and I'm like, wow remember tumblr. I want to go back to tumblr, In fact I started my tumblr around 10 years ago... We are getting so old folks time to wrap it up. JK! But yeah maybe I will reblog and post more on here but I don't know if I will 'return'. But I am always lurking around that's for sure at least. Now a days I tend to mostly blabber random shit and reblog bunnies and bl on my twitter (https://twitter.com/mintbunb) and in like a select few discord servers.

Anyways what a long winded non answer! 2023 is treating me interesting so far (I got covid again...). Hopfully yours is off to a better start!

[castlebyersafterdark]

Ok, on sideburn chat... so why does your man have sideburns? Personal preference obviously, but is it part of his vintage 70s professor aesthetic? It seems like a rare choice for men these days. I'm picturing ones that extend almost down to his jaw.

If they're just the length of the ear i would say that's not really a feature but more just hair that's naturally growing? omg! unless youre comparing it to a short back and sides hairstyle, or a fade, which yeah, theyre popular for men so maybe you are! maybe sideburns seem dated in comparison to the Meet Me At McDonald's haircut that so many guys have lol

but i would say that a fade is a specific trendy preference whereas having actual hair on the sides of your head and sideburns is the normal preference lol.

Haha it's just such a funny question to be phrased that way? WHY does he have sideburns?! 😨 Haha jk I know, I know. But it's like why do I have longer hair? ~Aesthetic~

Really, he's just very much leaned into a specific look like people do sometimes! Pictures I've seen of him younger, even up to just a few years before we met - he didn't have the cool style I love about him. I think the thing with coming out - and not to dive too much into it right now, but especially when you wait a little longer - it's freedom. Who and what do you really want to be? He's an old soul. There's a lot he's done for me as we've been together (calmness and kindness for one) and I know I've helped him find even more confidence. And so, he pulls it off so well! Not cartoonish. It's purposeful. I love his look. Think he's so cool...

Yeah, to each their own and nothing wrong about it in regards to trends and common choices (godddd the haircut you mentioned - everywhere. And its fine but everywhere. As is the fade!) but I am always drawn to those doing something a little outside the box. So many have the same haircut and clothing and of course I was drawn to the cute guy with a different look sitting alone at the party. Here we are now!!

[aajjks]

BC!JK

you feel shy when everyone's focus is on you.

jungkook is too stunned to even speak properly, jihye is shocked that you look good for once, and jaehan is simply admiring your beauty. you've got the whole jeon family speechless and the first person to speak is jungkook who nearly choked on his spit when trying to speak to you.

"hi jungkook" you smile. you then turn to mr. and mrs. jeon and bow to them and it only has jaehan admiring you even more. you're such a respectful girl and who would have thought you'd have a dress like this sitting in your closet? or better yet, who would have thought you'd have such a frame under those paint-stained coveralls?

"well you look...nice" jihye shrugs as she takes a seat until she conjures up the perfect insult to embarrass you with. "what brand is that dress? versace? louis vuitton?" and before either you or jungkook can clap back at her question, jaehan happily comes to your defense by saying "who cares what brand it is, jihye. the dress is beautiful"

his response has yours, jungkook's, and even jihye's jaws on the floors because since when did jaehan not care for name brands? jihye remembers when he would scold her for getting anything off-brand for jungkook growing up and even as jungkook is an adult he scolds her for it. yet here he is having no issues with your dress and even says it's beautiful.

"please, have a seat dear" jaehan says pointing to your seat at the table which is next to jungkook's, and already you feel the thick tension in the air.

"so, tell us about yourself y/n?" jaehan says as the servants provide you with a glass of water and a menu with four different meals for them to cook for you.

"well, i'm an art teacher at a school. i teach kindergarten through sixth grade and i've done it for over a year now"

"jungkook used to paint all the time when he was younger" jaehan says and you're taken back by the unknown fact because you never knew he could paint.

"did he?"

"yeah, they were horrible but i appreciated his effort in trying"

it's true. jungkook used to paint and draw a lot growing up but jaehan didn't see his talent in art going anywhere, so he demanded jungkook give it up as well. yet here you are living your best life and having no shame in being an artist. that's what jaehan likes the most about you, you seem to be well put together and your aura alone brightens his mood.

his son is lucky to have you and he hopes he does win you over so he can see your pretty face every day for the rest of his life.

"haha, i remember when jungkook drew this ugly picture of our old pet dog gureum. what do you say to kids that draw horribly?"

"no drawing is ugly even if it is ugly. like mr. jeon said, it's the effort they put into it and not the outcome"

wow, you can't believe you just agreed with jungkook's dad on something. you're starting to believe that it's jihye who's the problem and not jaehan because, during most of the dinner, he is calm, collected, and shows interest in you.

"um, excuse me but do you mind if i steal jungkook away for a millisecond?" you say while pinching your fingers together before pulling him while he's taking a bite of his food. "go ahead" jaehan says before finishing his food, and watching you whisk jungkook away to somewhere a bit secluded so his parents won't hear the two of you.

when you finally find a room (this house is a maze) you shut the door behind jungkook and before he can say anything, you land a smack to the right side of his face and to say he's shocked is an understatement.

"that is for all the bullshit you've ever said to me" you say as you look at a shocked jungkook who is holding his cheek and listening to you at the same time. he really can't believe you just slapped him and neither can you but it's like your hand moved on it's own and gave him a different kind of kiss on the cheek.

"you, jeon jungkook, are so inconsiderate towards me. when things don't go the way you want them to, you yell at me and say mean things to me and i take it, and take it, and take it. you said eunwoo would never love me and that i'd never move on from him but guess what? I DID MOVE ON and i love myself now. oh, and i'm not alone. i have danielle by my side AAAAND i have a pomeranian named stormy. yeah, i got a dog. she's not big b-but she's a dog and she's my best friend too. so HA, i proved you wrong!"

Alrighty, you got him.

He deserved the slap. And as you Go on and on about you’re achievements, he probably say that he is really happy for you and yes, he feels proud of you.

You proved to him that you don’t need anyone in your life your ex-boyfriend means nothing to you now. He can see it on your face because it’s glowing.

Your eyes are sparkly and you look gorgeous, so he doesn’t really mind being slapped by you, he just wishes that it was in a kinky way.

“Kinky,” OK he cannot control his tongue, but… “ I deserved to be slept by you. And yes, I shouldn’t have kissed you without your consent. It was a weak moment, and I would like to apologize to you for that… if you want I’ll never kiss you again.” he almost bites, his tongue in fear that you might agree with him on that.

Please don’t do that to him.

“And second of all thank you so much for coming to the dinner you have no idea how happy I am to see you.” he takes a moment to thank you after he removes his hand from his cheek. The vibration is still there from the force that he slapped him with, but it’s OK.

You have really proved that you are not the little girl that you once was. “ but I do wish that you came by my apartment so you could’ve met my pets- actually sage.” He pouts. 

Honestly speaking, he’s not even mad at his dad for inviting you to dinner, because he honestly did him a favor and he thankful to him for that.

“So yn… please forgive me?” It’s hard for him to ask you about forgiveness because he knows damn well he doesn’t deserve it.

“and honestly you’re magical because you literally have impressed my dad which is so weird because in my 26 years of life I have never achieved that.”

“how did you do that?”

[adreamwithin]

I posted 149 times in 2022

That's 147 more posts than 2021!

8 posts created (5%)

141 posts reblogged (95%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fsbc-librarian

@musette22

@maddiewritesstucky

@thedamageofherdays

@hanitrash

I tagged 5 of my posts in 2022

#stucky - 5 posts

#bucky barnes - 3 posts

#steve rogers - 2 posts

#marvel - 1 post

#interview - 1 post

#podcast - 1 post

#oh-i-swear-writes - 1 post

#the librarian - 1 post

#fic recs - 1 post

Longest Tag: 17 characters

#oh-i-swear-writes

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

My Pinterest really out here spying on me. 👀

Steve Rogers. ✅ Football. ✅ Balls. ✅

This serves as your official reminder to check out the JockVerse by the unparalleled @maddiewritesstucky

Good hustle 🏈

This is my first ever Tumblr post, folks.

I feel ✨ accomplished✨

#stucky #stevebucky #steverogers #buckybarnes #fanfic #ao3

8 notes - Posted April 22, 2022

#4

There's literally only *one* acceptable response to this question ✅

Link to this neat quiz 👇

#hell yeah 🔥 #once and for all 👩‍⚖️ #iconic stucky moments #facts

13 notes - Posted October 1, 2022

#3

*rubs hands together deviously*

The FSBC wants to thank y'all for this new material. 🙏

We're excited to read these fresh™️ fics from @oh-i-swear-writes @humapuma and @this-wayward-life.

You can find them (and more upcoming 👀) here:

#ao3 #silver-fox-steve-bang #stucky #thank you for my porn #discord be poppin 🍾 #the FSBC reads

13 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

#2

Hey y'all 👋

The FSBC is celebrating our ONE YEAR anniversary this month! 🥳🎈🎉🎊

Back in the beginning, we used to read things in a very structured way but now, as we've grown to know each other, we are more go with the flow. Most often, @fsbc-librarian will toss out links to fics that are suited to our tastes. She knows us all so well that it's like having our own personal fic finder. We love her dearly for this. 🌹💋 We still have a semi-structured format for multi-chaptered, multi installment fics. But sometimes, when we're busy, nothing pleases like a good ol' oneshot. Am I right⁉️ I thought I'd give y'all a glimpse of what we've been reading lately in honor of our anniversary. Heed the tags and enjoy!

Cracks in the Ceiling by @ixalit

(bucky) needs some sugar in his bowl by @controlofwhatido

Not Easily Conquered by dropdeaddreams, WhatAreFears

Wedded Bliss by malfoys_minx

Bucky Barnes: Shower Menace by Dogsled

Day 1: Daddy Kink, Daddy Steve/Baby Bucky by @howdoyousleep3

Sandwich 'verse by @toffeecape

when you move, I'm moved by getouttaherevav

67 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The husband sent this gem to me.

Him: this sounds like one of your fics.

Me: 👀👀👀

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[personasintro]

SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 52???

i'm kidding 😆 just poking fun at those asks who always send that the day after u update haha

ahh i loved 51 a ton <3 i am glad jk got to talk to hobi, he really needed to. the whole situation is shocking for him no doubt but i think he's healing the way he needs to... now lets talk about yn 😳

the way she kept mentioning the "butterflies" and "weird feeling" in her stomach... miss ma'am are u feeling what i think u are 🧐 i never know with ur stories mimi, you always surprise us. but her comments abt it, especially the ones she made at her job...rather sus and well, i have hope that they will be endgame (little hope but it's there 🤡)

honestly, i respect her. if i were in her shoes i would fall so damn hard for jk, best friend or not 😭 i'd probably fall fast and fall HARD. like THE FLIRTING? AND THE PRINCESS, BABY, BABE NAMES?? she's such a trooper idk how she controls her feelings

now for this long ask conclusion (i am so sorry 😭), i am rlly excited for ch.52 and am really anticipating jk bringing up the yn desire thing again. whether they do eventually go raw or not, i'm dying to see where it leads after what he told her. i am also really looking forward to all u have planned! the camping trip, maya's wedding, visiting jk's parents, the overseas vacation the group wanted to go on, and everything we don't know of yet!

cheering for you!! 💖🙌 good luck with your new job and make sure to rest a lot and take care of yourself :) this anon will be here whenever you get around to updating amongst your crazy life

hahaha not like there’s to spoil anything anyway 🫣🥲

yeah, he’s in his healing process and sometimes we don’t know if it’s the right one, sometimes we feel like it’s not and you’re not 100% sure like “yeah this is it” but we can see his own journey in this 🥺

haha but maybe it’s not that deep at all, maybe she just realizes she’s attracted to him too much 🫢 like she said, he ruined her for all her future partners 🥶 but I’m not surprised, who’d be able to move on from a man like him? 🫣😮‍💨

thank you so much! there is still a bunch of fun stuff about to happen until we reach the end (don’t mind me 🥲 I hate mentioning the end but I have to because it’s gonna happen 🥹) and I can’t wait for you to read it! the chapters will be amazing (I hope!) but some of them are my most favorite!! 🫶💕

[scaramouche-writes]

Hi could you do a kokichi x fem reader where she confesses to kokichi but he declines and when he saw you with another men he got jealous only to realize he was also inlove with the reader so he confesses to her (happy ending) not in game btw

Kokichi x Crush Fem! reader AU

Okay here we go! Sorry updates have been slow

You have always admired Kokichi

He was cute and funny

Sure he was a bitch sometimes but that's beside the point

You were hardcore crushing on this man (Lovesick much jk I love this man too)

Making fantasy's about you two together

One day you got enough courage to confess to him

You two were friends

Not good ones but still friends

You had told him to meet up with you after school by the cherry tree

After school you walked there and waited

"Okay (Y/N) breathe, it's okay if he doesn't feel the same, we can play it off as a joke or aprank" You told yourself, preparing for whatever outcome this would come to

You saw him walking towards you

'Okay this is it' You thought

"Heyyyyyyy (Y/N), how are you???????"

"Oh uh...I'm okay, how about you?"

"Oh y'know the usual, bulling people and making pranks"

"Uh yeah haha, so I have a Confession to make"

"Oooooo coolio tell me!"

"So....I...I really like you and wanted to know if sometime. you're free go to the movies or to get coffee together?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Ouma?"

"(Y/N), I'm sorry but I just don't see you that way, you're just my friend and that's all we're ever gonna be" And with that Kokichi walked away from you

You were heart broken

You loved him so much and this is what happens

Well this is what you get for speaking up

You just ruined a friendship great

You were prepared for him not to return feelings right?

Then why did it hurt this bad

With tears threatening to fall out, you walked home

~3 weeks later~

Ouma and you haven't talked since....then

And you just happened to find out one of your classmates was crushing on you and he was pretty cute

You started going out with him to the movies and coffee shops

He was a nice sweet boy

But nothing like Ouma

Nothing and No one could ever be Ouma

You were still sad but much happier with (D/N) (Date's name)

One day you were out on a date with (D/N) to the mall just walking around with him shopping

It just so happens that Ouma was there that day

He saw you

He felt this weird sensation in his lungs and throat

He felt like he was being betrayed

He felt anger bubble inside him

But he didn't love you, so why did he feel this way

~The next day at school~

Ouma ran to catch up to you after school was over

"(Y/N) WAIT!!!" Ouma ran and I mean fast

He was there in a matter of seconds

"(Y/N) I..I..I'm so sorry, I thought I didn't like you and I only thought of you as a friend, but when I saw you with (D/N) I just so jealous, and I know you're going out with him but I really like you too, and I was wondering if you want to...go on that coffee date?"

You liked (D/N) but he couldn't compare to Ouma

"Okay I accept you apology, how about this Friday at 4:00 PM?"

"Okay I'll be there, I promise"

Then you invited Ouma to your house and you guys spent the rest of the day talking and playing video games

(And possibly cuddling and watching a movie, shhhhh though)

[ambrossart]



i was re-reading chapter 8 of dancing with myself, and i have *so* much to talk about, but this really got me; to think that eddie, after all those years, can list reader's different ways of smiling is just everything. reader goes deep into the things that he loves, to get closer to him even from a distance. to know that he does that too, yet in another way (in his way, noticing her and the particular things about her from afar, and at the same time not wanting to do so at all, because he's proud and stubborn, and still wants to pretend that she's dead to him, though he clearly fails at that) is a small thing that completely warmed my heart. and the way she doesn't realize just how much she's in his thoughts when he describes her smiles dragged a knife through my heart!!! but yeah, i could go on in heavy detail on dwm forever if you let me, so imma stop here haha

also, thank you for bringing the insecure!reader to the table, it's hard to find eddie fics with these topics, and the way you approached the subject is just perfect. seriously, can't thank you enough.

i'm eager for the finale, and please take your time! we'll be patiently waiting for it 🤍

Awww I love this 😊💕💕

I can't even imagine (well, actually I can—and have) how torturous those years of high school were for Eddie. Omg, that poor boy.

And I can say this now (since part nine is out and has provided a little more context): there's a reason why her "shit-eating grin" is his favorite. It's the one she wears while watching him. When he sees that smile, he knows he has her full attention, so a lot of Eddie's over-the-top antics are (at least in part) definitely for her. Even if she's dead to him, even if he's trying to move on and forget about her, there's still a part of him that wants to make her smile and laugh.

And with the insecure!reader, I'm really excited to explore that more in the side stories. Obviously, she's not gonna magically be cured just because she gets the guy (spoiler! jk, we all know that's happening). They're still gonna have some roadblocks to navigate, especially when it comes to intimacy, so I'm really excited to write about that.

I’m just rambling now.

Anyway, you go right ahead and talk about this story in as much detail as you want. I genuinely enjoy reading it. 😊

[juyeonjin]

Exquisite Encounter

Genre: Smut

Member: Taehyung, Jungkook

Warnings: smut, double penetration

Word Count: 2K

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Taehyung and Jungkook rented an apartment far near the coastal areas for the a week since they had the whole month off, with no schedule. The previous months before were well loaded, with constant performances and interviews and they just wanted to kick off and relax and just enjoy some tranquility. Initially it would have been with all the members but they thought it would be safer to not bring everyone since it can result in some unwanted scenarios. The other members also went to different places with Jin and Namjoon to a private Island and the rest to a rich friend's mansion, very far from the tumult of the city. Though separated, they all had one thing in common, doing what they can't do anymore because of how popular they were and busy they got. It was nearly eleven and they both got back from a luxurious restaurant and they would have arrived later if they were heading to a club to indulge in alcohol and have private lap dances but this time they had their own slut to use, who was waiting for them in the apartment.

You were a fan of them and mostly loved Jungkook and Taehyung and when you captivated the eyes of Taehyung during one of their concert, Taehyung asked one of the guards to bring you discreetly so he could meet you. Soon enough you were talking backstage and you couldn't keep your body from shaking from the nervosity and almost believed you were going to be banned from concerts for whatever reasons. "I swear, I didn't do anything, I didn't even bring my phone with me to take pictures or what not", you uttered in front of a smiling Taehyung who placed his still veiny hands from on your arm and replied, "Haha, you are so cute, do not worry you did nothing wrong, maybe only having my attention the whole time when I was on stage." When you heard that your heartbeat accelerated, and he then sighed, "How am I supposed to give you my number without your phone with you, pretty girl."

And that was it, the last amount of strength you had to keep you from mentally screaming, evaporating and your mind just, "What the fuck did I just hear, have I actually been knocked out by the guard that brought me here, is the man of my fucking dreams asking me out, ...!? wait does that mean I have to wipe out all information about me and start a brand new celebrity life, am I ready for this, I thought I was prepared but oh god, this is so sudden....", you stopped yourself from thinking when you heard a faint cough from the side and you wished you didn't turn your head to the direction when the Jeon Jeongguk made his way near his brother, all sweaty, veins very apparent and smirk on his face. "So I see I wasn't the only one to have been distracted by her the whole time I was performing", Jungkook said with a flirty tone and Taehyung smirked back at him then to you, and then replied with what could be the equivalent to the final blow to elimate the final boss in a game, "Her face and body just calls you and compels you to savour each moment your eyes lay on her", "My thoughts exactly hyung", Jk added.

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You were in a dream state for real cause how is this happening right now!? The two hottest man in the world and the ones behind your fantasies right there in front of you, talking to you and potentially wanting to date you? or was it just going to stop there, though you hoped it didn't since not only was your blood rushing so fast but the heat that formed in your core was clouding your thoughts and the desire to bring your fantasies to life was becoming harder to repel. "So if I understand, you both are in love with me," you said teasingly knowing well how they would react and you just wanted to hear that for some reason. "Love? Isn't it too fast princess, I don't even know your name yet and also I can only start considering after I get a taste of those lips" Taehyung said while Jungkook grinned knowing well what Taehyung was trying to do and he wouldn't want to miss that too. You would've have been taken aback if you weren't already thinking of both of them railing you against the wall of their company and without thinking too much of it, "Well if my first kiss will have to be with master Kim Taehyung, I can only comply, unless master Jeon might want to do it first" you said moving your eyes onto Jungkook who was loving everything that was going down right now.

Taehyung loved it too, he was going to fuck you but not with his eyes like he did while on stage. He loved how you teased them back, called him Master!? and he would be your first kiss!? unless Jungkook gets it first, which he wouldn't let happen since he was the one who brought you here and began all of this. Both him and Jungkook's bulge were being obviously apparent from their their pants and you noticed that and you could only internally scream, " Omg, it's actually going to happen!". The thought of both of them fucking you in all your holes, when they bring you back at the company or maybe in one of their houses? all sweaty and roughly pounding you and dumping several loads in you made you soaking wet however before that one last step of having them inside you, a staff came and urged the boys to come back. Though, it made you think and even realise that obviously they couldn't just make it happen liket that, unless they could? but now you felt you eyes starting to get wet as you thought that all of this would end. "Were they just playing? was it just some teasing and flirting and nothing more? Am I not going to have them inside of me?" Taehyung who sensed that you were starting to doubt got closer to you while Jungkook stayed behind. His hand held your wrists and he slowly came near your ears to whisper, "Do not worry, we will meet again, you just have to remember my number unless your mind would be to busy thinking of my cock." He then whispered his number slowly, the air coming from his lips tickling your ears softly and you could've have sworn you felt like he was fucking you from how intense all of this was, how close he was too you, how his breath traveled around your collarbone and his hands gripping your wrists.

He lifted his head and looked back at you with his adoring smile, which actually calmed you down and made you trust him and that you will see him and possibly Jungkook too again. "I sincerely hope I can see you again and up until then I would not stop thinking about you", he told you and Jungkook added, "Try to keep those lips for us until we see you again, baby."

Taehyung chuckled and you smiled back at them and you then you said jokingly, "Well I'm going to another concert in two days, so.... Idk what crazy thing is going to happen this time around", knowing very well you had no conceet to attend or whatsoever. They both happily smiled back at you guessing that you were teasing them again which made the anticpation to meet you even more intense and you couldn't help but let out a laugh, which they joined. They said goodbye to you and looked at you with gleaming smiles and with eyes that said, "See you soon" as you disappeared from their view.

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"Oh look at our baby, so impatient for her daddy's cock", Taehyung said with his deep voice that made your heat rise instantly. Jungkook and Taehyung got close to your naked body, kneeling on the long sofa and looked down at you with their piercing and lustful eyes. You couldn't believe it, it was really the start of a whole week of being the slut of these two hot men and the idea itself was enough inundate your veins with this erotic poison.

Taehyung: "Take off my pants and have my cock in your mouth baby, it's all yours."

You didn't hesitate to proceed and you unzipped his pants and pulled it down together with his gucci boxers. His was massive and already stained his boxers his pre-cum. You licked his whole length from the base to the tip with a slow tantalising motion, making you to keep your eyes fixed onto Taehyung's. Jungkook has already removed all of his clothes and was sitting next to your pretty figure.

Taehyung: "Come on baby, show me how you much you want this more than any candy,"

You nodded sheepishly and wrapped your lips around the head of his cock as you took all of it till it reach the back of your throat. Your gagging sound, didn't skip Taehyung as he groaned with his hips travelling back and forth into your warm entry, trammelling your breath.

Taehyung: "You love that hmmm? Pleasure your daddy's cock at the expense of your own comfort."

You removed his dick from your mouth as you nodded to him but he placed both of his hands at the back of your head as he penetrated your mouth and began bucking into your throat.

"I didn't say that you could take your mouth off now did I!?" Taehyung confronted.

Jungkook placed his hand onto your slit and began rubbing your sensitive area with a soft motion that made you wetter each second. You shifted and now you were enclosing Jungkook's dick inside your mouth. He hissed in satisfaction and began thrusting upwards into your mouth causing your eyes to water. Taehyung was behind your rounded butt and had his tongue work throughout your slit. He was so good at it, eating you like his favourite dessert. Before he could release into your mouth, Jungkook lifted you up by the hair, freeing his dick from your lips and he stared at your eyes for a few seconds. "Babe, you really love this cock of mine, hmmm, a little more and I would've you swallow my seeds. Taehyung it's time to make her go for a ride."

They were seated in opposite directions with their cocks aligning next to each other as you descended. You opened up nicely for them, welcoming their throbbing dicks inside your walls.

Jungkook: "Oh baby...., you are taking us so well."

Taehyung: "Mmmm yeah...., so wet and soft. You're gliding up and down so easily... fuck..."

The conjoined moans of the two men was the ideal music that made every motion of your hips more and more pleasurable. You couldn't hold it any longer and you came onto their dicks still inside on you. They both groaned louder when your walls tightened around them.

Jungkook: "Fuck..! That felt so good just now."

Taehyung: "Come on baby, be a good girl and make us cum inside of you."

Your bounced onto them a little faster, taking them as deep as you could until you felt their cocks shoot ropes of cum inside of you, filling you immensely that it was dripping out already.

You continued riding them for a few more seconds before sliding out and then got onto your knees on the floor. They both sat up on the couch and you went to suck Taehyung's cock slowly while jerking Jungkook's cock at the same pace.

Jungkook: "She was so good, right hyung..?"

Taehyung: "Yeahhh.... let's see if she can take us both in her other hole...", he replied lazily since you were sucking on his whole length still sensitive from the fuck you've just had.

[post-modern-prometheus]

im coming for your brand but i'm determined to expand on the friendships that live in my head jk that's not what this ask is about i just want to talk about peter's friendship dymanics

Ororo and Peter:

immediate squad bros

Bros. Broskis. dumb shit is done.

they think swearing = humor

"hey wanna go skydiving but without parachutes?" "fuck yeah peter let's get a fucking plane."

weed but in a wholesome way. i think it makes him feel more normal.

"haha peter i cant believe you hit your head on the- FUCK my head" you know?

"i want food" "me too" ... "so u wanna make food?" "no." "yeah me neither." "but i'm hungry" "dude me too." "ssscccooOOOOOTTTTTTT" "WE NEED SUSTENANCE" "SCOTT MAKE US SANDWICHES" "YEAH AND WE CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE IM A CHICK" "S C O T T"

when it comes to emotional shit:

i think that she goes to him for hugs. he really tries to be a good listener but he chimes in quite often, and he's uncomfy with giving advice. but he can always tell when she came to him for a hug and not to hang out. she has on multiple occasions walked into peter and scotts dorm and not said anything. and scott is just like "hey ororo." and she doesn't respond, and he's like wtf, as he often is. and peter just walks over and hugs her, and shes like "thanks" and waLKS AWAY. and it baffles scott. peter's always just like 🧍‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️. "what. do you want a hug?" "pppppffffttttt, NO." "jesus christ scott don't get your dick in a twist."

and he goes to her if he needs someone to listen and go "fuck yeah you're right" and nod

i don't have to elaborate any more because we have same brain

Jean and Peter:

at first they ✨hate eachother✨

ok not HATE

but jean tries to be nice to him directly after the whole "i'm your- i'm here for my family too" deal

so he was disappointed in himself

therefore very grumpy

and he was mean to her

so she stopped talking to him

and he was embarrassed that he acted out towards her

so he just pestered her

because he is 12 and doesn't know how to say "i actually want to be friends, because scott cares about you a shit ton and if you're important to my family then you're important to me, and you must be pretty fuckin' cool. i'm sorry so many of the students are spooked by you- but you can talk to me about it if you need someone to talk to. people felt the same way about my sister and she says i'm good to talk to. i'm sorry i was an asshole when we first met."

so the first time he sees an opening to make amends

is after he messed with scott

and then suddenly they were together alone in a room

and he didn't know what to do

so he was just like... "do you want some weed?"

and first she was no! in her head. BUT- this boy who has been nothing but purposefully annoying to her just offered her his version of a peace offering.

so she says yes

and he's like "really?"

"... yeah?"

and so ✨weed✨ like once

and then? friends!

emotional shit:

at first peter goes to her when he needs someone who will take him seriously

and she is always determined to

and he has a hard time articulating his feelings u know

and is about to just give up when shes like "can i?" and points to his head

peter is just "??????? OH SHIT RIGHT you read minds"

and at first she is lowkey offended he didn't remember what her powers were, but then she realized how relieving it was to have a friend who wasn't ever thinking about/ talking about her powers. someone who didn't give a shit about how powerful she was, and didn't think her capable of anything dangerous.

ANYWAY she read his mind and he asks for advice and jean's advice slaps

and the first time she confides in him is when there is literally no one else around

and she wants advice

the thing about peter is that she can only read his mind purposefully because whenever it happens accidentally all she hears is bbbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzz

so he was unpredictable, because she

didn't think similar to him

couldn't subconsciously read his mind/wouldn't read someones mind without their permission

she didn't know him super well

so she confides in him about how sometimes when younger students walk by, she can hear their fear. their fear directed towards her. and other stuff like that.

and she asks him for advice

and he thinks long and hard while they sit there in silence, because he's shit of thinking at advice

and suddenly he talks very loudly and abruptly

"COOKIES." "... what."

and she's like- ok so asking him for advice was a terrible idea

but then

"no, ok that sounds silly, but listen. you could make cookies and give them out. people love cookies, and lee makes fucking fantastic ones! i would help but i'm not allowed to use the oven anymore after the firework incident."

"who's lee?"

"jubilee. i'm sorry- i drop the words 'firework incident' and 'oven' in the same sentence and you ask who lee is?"

"i've always called her jubilee, jubes, even jubilation! i've just never called her lee."

silence

"so you're not going to ask me about the fireworks."

"do you want me to ask you about the fireworks?"

"you're fucking crazy. you're an insane person."

"jeez! ok! what was the firework thing about?"

"no."

"what??"

"no! you don't get to hear about the firework incident! you're only asking because i want you to. and you're not asking because you want to because you're crazy."

"thanks for the advice. i might actually try that. i'll be sure not to put fireworks in them."

"ok, ha ha, i'll see you tomorrow."

then he just WOOSHES AWAY

and shes like "cookies, huh."

anyway

jean and peter's friendship only means so much to me is because ✨juxtaposition✨ you know and scott and peter are fannon besties and wouldn't that make her knocking him out be so angsty and not just so that the writers can about erik and peter having to interact anyway bye bestie :))))

this just means So Much to me

[yostresswritinggirl]

I did not expect for people to really agree onthe akademiya drop out turned dancer concept but here we are plus reading what you said i just realized it really is like Komorebi's reader instead this reader went "nah fuck it i dont want to do this anymore" 😭 Also cilly I'm hoping we fall under the "great minds think alike" cuz i really thought this was kinda original 💀 But i thought more of the SHE of literature but in dance, since most dances convey stories which can be considered as knowledge

(cont.) Got word counted at the last ask but SHE refers to "significant human experience" i realized this may cause confusion if i didnt elaborate further. 💀 but yeah I like how dance and literature go hand in hand both contributing to one's knowlege of another culture and tradition, which can last 4evr as it can be passed down for generations (like the dance of sabzeruz) i have more to add but this is alr in 2 parts so until i learn how to use the ask feature the struggle is REAL - LadyintheLakeanon

Oh, peculiar, are you using a computer perhaps? Because I don't seem to have character limits when it comes to the app, maybe keep that in mind in the future haha

Had to double check Komorebi too cuz I forgot how much I revealed in the first part but yes, I think you two are just kinning jk jk

Oh you know what, you really are perhaps conjoined haha seeing as Cilly's a linguistics major, this might resonate well with her. I can definitely see the SHE* thing going on, imagine it as their research focus too before leaving

*SHE: The human experience in literature contains themes about life and society that are relatable to readers. Themes related to the human experience encompass any commentary on society or human nature, such as death, relationships, human rights, or conformity.

[iamanartichoke]

In that recent thread w bardicious u mentioned this

Which felt straight out of fanfic and I am almost 90% in all seriousness convinced that Tom or someone has an AO3 and/or tumblr account but that's another topic lmfao.

I am soo curious what u have to say on this topic if u wanna talk abt it

Haha thanks for asking! lmao well it's mostly a joke but also at this point it's kinda getting to not be a joke? No, it is a joke, and I will continue to disclaim that several times bc this fandom latches onto things and runs with them and I don't even want to open that Pandora's box.

But, the seeds were planted awhile ago (maybe a month?) when this post was going around - basically, Tom had a surprisingly accurate assessment of the main categories into which Loki fans fell, regarding Loki's characteristics, and so some of us sat up like, and how would you know, Mr. Hiddleston?

So that was a fun time for all, and then after the first episode came out, I made a post about the little things that felt weirdly specific to things we've discussed at length on tumblr? With the same kind of tone/phrasing, I mean.

Then there's the professor bit, which I need to add to my list, but basically we all know "Professor Tom" is a nickname that gets tossed around fairly often in the fandom, the joke being about how he often goes on at-length about things even if no one actually asked. In episode 2, Loki spoke up at length about the difference between two powers, when no one actually asked, and gets hit with a Professor Loki.

Next, a couple of days ago, the post going around was about how Tom apparently, in addition to giving everyone on set in-depth lectures on Loki's character, showed up at Owen's house specifically to talk to him about Loki, and while this is hilarious, for me I kinda had the feeling like, okay Tom's probably not just sitting on that much meta, it's gotta come out somehow, he's probably secretly right here beside us, commenting and offering his own perspectives lol jk unless ...?

Finally, the bit you quoted - not just the metaphor or the way he delivers it feels like fanfic but I felt like there were so many, like, fanfic/fandom tropes? I mean, Loki's magic is always underutilized and needs to be fixed: Popular fandom topic check. All of the references to Loki being a magician? Fic check. Loki is way more powerful than they ever show on-film: Popular fandom topic check. (He telekinetically threw a building I'm-). Loki singing for one reason or another: Fic check. Loki complaining about physical activity: Fic check. (This happens a lot in pre-canon fics when he and Thor go on quests.) He and Sylvie on the train and there was only one bed booth: Fic check. There is literally even a Thorki fic called Vows from a Dagger (and it's very well-written, btw, if any Thorki friends are reading this and haven't read it) in which Loki gives Thor a dagger as a symbol of his love and devotion, which is the first thing I thought of but also just in general, the ~poetry~ of it all felt like fic to me. So, fandom and fic check. Hence the bit up above where I'm like, okay for real now, which one of you is secretly Tom and can I read your fics please lmao.

But anyway. It really is just a joke that I personally think is really funny bc like imagine if Tom has been lurking all this time and ended up giving himself away bc he kept slipping fandom/fic tropes into the tv series and we're all like

so yeah. But each time I post about this, I must include the disclaimer that it is a joke, I'm not really serious, I don't really believe Tom lurks around here bc I'm sure he has better things to do - but, the "evidence" I've compiled just makes me feel like, if it turned out he did, I would not be surprised at all.