#haha neverrr

[sprinklethetangerine]

I watched the One Piece live action, and now I can't stop saying

"I am Monkey D. Luffy, and I will be King of the Pirates!"

JUST AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[absolutelyzoned]

they should invent a desire to fuck automatons that doesn't come with being considered a "traitor to super earth" or a "bot sympathiser". what if im just curious. huh. what then

[gayspock]

btw sorry to be that prick. bc its okay if you dont like maths but i cant stand the girlies who, the second you bring up your interest in it, they cut you off immediately dumping all their trauma on you like fucking sorry man jesus ...

[slimylittlemaggot]

I WILL DUMP THAT BUCKET OF FRANCIUM DOWN YOUR GULLET I SWEAR TO GOD

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

[cyberkitty1]

Twin au /e!42 Miles and e!1610 Miles

Warnings: reader is female & mentions of like fighting

inspo from: @moodysunflowerbaby

GO READ WHAT THEY MAKE BC WOOOWEEE I CANT STOP GIGGLING!

I AM SOOOO EASILY INFLUENCED I CANTTT

How did you meet?

middle school you have classes with the both of them but 42 neverrr shows up. So when he does and 1610 doesnt, youre going crasy!

“ hey miles! you got the braids you have been talking about done? I like em’ on you; suit your face well.”

he just looks at you sideways ”nah im not miles im Mylo, Miles is my identical twin”

you sit there mouth open “ but you look exactly the same its crazy!” he gives you a look like youre dumb ” yea… identical twins.”

after that you would bother them about twin stuff like crazyyy

“ ok miles whats he thinking?” “ getting new shoes” you look at Mylo “REALLY?” “No” they say in unison.

“ wait if you are the same then do you share everything?” you say out of pure curiosity. Mylo looks at you with the most annoyed fave he could muster” no i don’t let his musty self touch my stuff” miles looks at him “ we doin this here?” “ ill do it wherever hermano”

dating one while being friends with the other (42)

you spend a lot of times in your room bc if you try to leave rio makes you take Mikes with you HAHAHA

“ooo that sounds fun! take your brother” shes says walking away “ on second thought we just gonna stay here” Mylo says walking you back to his room.

MILES NEVER KNOCKS!!

You guys dont do anything you wouldnt do in front of his mom but when Miles walks in asking for shoes or jewelry Mylo still gets annoyed.

“ tomorrow night we should go to the mall and then get dinner at-“

“Hey can i borrow some dunks?”

“ hey can you take yourself out of MY room before I remove YOU myself? What I tell you bout nocking?”

“ my bad” he says walking out

(1610)

Mylo pays like 0 mind but it still shocks him that he can pull yk? Not that Mylo likes you but how can his little brother that 0 shocking things about him get a girl?? just shocking.

“ you know what I think bout?”

“hm”

“ that you got a girl acting and looking like that”

“ nigga what? WE LOOK THE SAME”

Miles is so annoying about having a gf i cant

“ Mylo, yk what i got that you don’t have?”

“what”

“ A GIRLFRIEND” ( insert crazy ugly laugh)

GAURD. DOGS.

I AM SCREAMING

Imagine like guys dont like you and its a dumb reason like you rejected them and people dont know yall are frinds so they talk MAD SMACK about you and Miles and Mylo they egg egg them on to beat you up at a said location but they show up instead and get put on a hospital bed HAHA

^ do as you wish with that but if u use it LMK I GOTTA READ IT

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[leathr-blr]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa did you see the new pnf short?

this is news to me. i’ve been focusing on my mental health (playing red dead redemption 2 and nothing else) for the past week so i’ve been offline but i gotta check this out…

what

i am so hype for this. i love it so much. it is amazing and i want more right now. please don’t read under the cut there’s definitely not a multi paragraph conspiracy theory underneath

I AM NOT ACCUSING ANYONE OF ANYTHING… i am just SAYING MY PEACE

us shippers are rejoicing, as we rightfully should, at this amazing w. but i just gotta be that one guy, i gotta poop on the party. could this be bordering into… and forgive me for uttering these words… queerbaiting?

i know the idea of being queerbaited by an evil scientist man and a secret agent playtpus is ridiculous and hilarious, but r we getting johnlocked just a little bit? maybe just a little…. because i’ve always been of the opinion that perryshmirtz will most likely never be a canon storyline for a bunch of reasons, and as much as i’d like that to happen, i can see how some oblivious straight people (so… probably a lot of the writers let’s be real) could reasonably watch all of phineas and ferb and think there’s absolutely nothing homoromantic going on between the two of them. like of course there’s jokes about them being like couple in the same way we get it for buford and bajeet, but, at least when it was airing at the time that it was, that was neverrr going to be acknowledged as anything but funny funny haha joke. like i love dwampy but this show is not crowned for its thoughtful and progressive takes there is SOOOOO much racial stereotyping and ignorant shit in pnf. relationships between two men were not going to hold the same narrative weight as a hetero relationship

so yes i think it’s a bit of a stretch to say pnf in itself is queerbaiting with perryshmirtz, but THESE SHORTS… this is like……. a lot man it’s a lot man it’s a blessing and a curse. i hope it’s just a couple folks who like perryshmirtz putting those bits for funsies but i’m getting suspicious. i’m raising my eyebrows up and down, feeling as if i’m seeing flags of a.. pinkish hue… reddish, perhaps.

and this is disneyyyy cmmmonnn all these hip new queer kid shows? they’re doing pretty good. of course, we aren’t going to ruin our precious precious phineas and ferb IP for the foreign market by putting a gay relationship in the actual show, but it couldn’t hurt to draw in a few tumblr and tiktok queers from our homoromantic little shorts, eh? ehh? it’s a big market, kids aren’t just tuning in on cable tvs anymore to watch phineas and ferb, we need a little more outreach. it’s all about streaming babbbyy it’s all about that disney plus! get those queers watching the new seasons of phineas and ferb when they’re finished binging the owl house!

are you understanding my friends? i am no messiah of perryshmirtz. that’s liz. but maybe, i shall be a mere messenger spreading my annoying takes amongst the land. or maybe it’s not that deep because 8 year olds watching phineas and ferb don’t care. but it’s a free website baybe

[celestie0]

i've always wondered have you ever given the y/n in your fics a personality description? like everything about her just ties the whole story together yet the reader can actually, embody her in some way?? that's one of the things that makes your writing so enjoyable to read and i've always wondered if you see yourself in her when u write ;

IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT i hope u know what i mean 💔💔

love u loads btw you're like my comfort writer as we speak

GASP i have neverrr actually, i dont think i’ve formally sat down n really given any of my characters personality descriptions i just kinda have a vibe of them in my head haha but this has intrigued me 🤔 I KINDA WANNA MAKE EM NOW!!! (i hope this is what u mean by character descriptions btw hahah)

kickoff reader.

i think she is a little self conscious at times, easily affected by things going on in her life, definitely tries to bite off more than she can chew, and she’s an anxious avoidant until she can’t take it anymore and becomes overtly confrontational instead alskdjdh i think this can be seen in the way she confesses to gojo, in her interactions w kai, and then also her turning down the newsletter job before she realized it was actually a good opportunity, etc etc. when i write for her, i kinda wanna give the vibe of tired college student that has a lot going on in her head n in her heart, but she’s slowly starting to learn to live again and is looking forward to life after college (aka me all of my senior year loool) i think she has a pretty neutral personality overall :0

in holy matriphony reader.

omg i haven’t written much for ihm reader yet but i already ADORE her so so so much based on what i’ve got planned for the series, and i think i understand her the most of the oc’s i’ve made. she is someone that gets crazy tunnel vision, can only really focus on one thing at a time, often neglects her other responsibilities if it means getting The Main One done, she is hella jaded because of all the financial stress, work stress and caretaking stress which means she doesn’t have much of a filter anymore, she’s very cynical and pessimistic and easily irritated and prideful BUT…..deep down she’s a huge softie and is actually very self aware of her flaws n just really wants to get better but she just can’t find a moment to breathe…im gonna enjoy writing for her bc i think she’ll come off irrational and a bit over the top at times, but in those soft moments, she’ll be very down to earth :)

in another life reader.

aww i haven’t had too much written for ial reader yet, but in my head i picture her as a veeeery soft spoken, sweet natured woman in her older age (she’s engaged to nanami, who i imagine has mellowed her out in comparison to when she dated bad boy choso lol), idk i think she’s kind of basic 😭 not that that’s a bad thing at all, i kinda wanted that dynamic of crazy rock star lifestyle choso mixed w simple lifestyle reader (for when they meet again later in life). when she was younger, she was highly impressionable, often thought she was more mature than she actually was, n loves veeeerryy deeply, so much so to where old scars hurt even after years and years. i think she always tries to do the right thing, but bc of her conflicting emotions, she has the capacity to cause a lot of hurt

AHH idk this is just the vibe i get from them or try to encapsulate while i write them, and i also totally think readers can have diff interpretations of them than me and still be accurate about it (idk as the author i don’t feel like i even know everything ab my own stories sldkdjdh at times i feel some of my readers know more than me haha)

i think kickoff reader is the most confusing in my head, but i like it that way because i suppose she’s the youngest and she’s in college and it makes sense for her since she’s figuring herself out

i definitely do see myself in all of them!! i have certain attributes i share n some that i don’t. for example i don’t think i’m as brave as kickoff reader (to pursue passions or confess to a boy so brazenly or slap tf outta someone at a bar LOL) and i don’t think i’m as crass or no-filter as ihm reader for example, but i definitely relate to certain aspects like the tunnel vision, anxious avoidance, and stuff like that!! but i still try to make them their own characters i suppose, but it really depends on how i want their personalities to mesh w the love interest as well

GOSH THIS IS A LONG FUCKIN ANSWER MY BAD i was just so intrigued by this ask xD i’m soooo sososoossooo happy to be your comfort writer and that you enjoy my works 🥺💕you guys keep my passion alive n i’m always so grateful for you all <33 have a wonderful day/night!! 🧚‍♀️✨ilyy

[undercoverdonderwolk]

Lando doesn’t really bother me (not a threat) but I do think it’s funny how it’s almost universally considered that Oscar is better under pressure of the two, even if there’s still a skill gap. I KNOW this rattles lando. Also funny how he likes hate posts and edits of himself. I know he’s doing it in a “haha” way but he’s NEVERRR winning the idgaf war😩

Also the reporter straight up asking max “if it was Oscar you were fighting against, who’s considered to have the stronger nerves of the two, would you be more worried?” Why’d they have to diss lando like that😭

stop that was so funny lmaoooo they really said 'do you think you'd be dogwalking oscar the way you're dogwalking lando??' like stop STOPPPP he's already dead he's DEADDDD lando is compelling to me because he wants to be liked so bad and by as many people as possible that he tries to please them all and ends up pleasing none of them because he can't commit lmao he's like i'm tough i'll like this hater post about me but also i'm vulnerable so i'll tell you about how much i care about other people's opinions of me but also i have championship mindset fuck max but also i respect him a lot but also not what he did last time like pick a STRUGGLE lando and COMMIT

[rotting-creation]

Whenever I have more than like 10 notifications at once my immediate thought is “ah….carrion found my blog again…” and you need to know this/silly

Whoopsiesss haha scrolling blogs like it's my dash... me? Neverrr pfffft noooo hahaha...ha.......ha

[mad-hunts]

after staring at an email from one of his clients for a solid twenty minutes, and trying to come up with a response that didn't sound too aggressive — barton decided to take a break from trying to respond to it. while he was doing so, he had realized that edward had been in his office for an awfully long time, anyway; which meant that he also hadn't eaten. and this made barton concerned enough to want to make edward food. thus, after a total of thirty minutes spent in the kitchen, he walked to the other's office with a plate in hand along with a fork.

barton set it down near edward once he reached him before shrugging slightly. ❝ well... i don't mean to be sappy, but its no problem, really. i like making food for you. but thank you, ❞ he smiled while looking over the first monitor the other had open. ❝ mm, i see. is this just about maintenance or are you gearing up to hack something big? ❞ barton snorted at a thought that crossed his mind, ❝ good, because i might need you to keep me from typing out expletives in an email to a very aggravating client. its chicken tikka masala. i wasn't sure what your stance is on spicy food, though, so i added a little bit more cream to it than usual. ❞

[EAT] sender brings receiver food while they're focused on another task.

𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑠

Edward is sitting at his desk multitasking, using his computer with a speaker next to him playing music so he can concentrate. One monitor for working on improving his hacking tech, and his other monitor with Tetris open and paused so he could play a puzzle game when he feels like taking a break.

From the corner of his eye he sees Barton approach him with a plate. “Thanks Barton for making food for me, it smells really good! I’ve been so busy with updating my tech…I promise that later I will cuddle with you on the couch and spend some time with you. What food did ya make by the way?”

[origiinis]

so i'm rewatching the finale and finishing up making screencaps for adam and now i got his guitar on the brain so lets talk about it the one that we see him conjure up is his most important and favorite guitar he owns. mainly because 1. it's a conduit and 2. it's made of holy light. no one can whip out his guitar but him because it's HIS holy light. no one can use it. you can hold it and try to strum it but it won't make any sound because it's his.

fun the hehe's and the haha's

he owns 15+ guitars and they're all have feminine names ( think this )

a few of his all time fav guitars are warlockers, the explorer, v style, and dean ML

the very first guitar he ever bought was the one he used to teach himself how to play, he hasn't touched that guitar since the early 1500's when the four stringed guitar was invented. it's beat up, scratched, dented -- the whole 9 yards. but that guitar he never touches, never plays, just keeps it safe in a custom made glass case. he named her eve as a homage to THE eve. but he will NEVERRR disclose that information w anyone bc cringe.

[baladric]

feeling weird and bad about sex things is weird and hard bc i feel weird and bad about talking about how weird and bad i am feeling about the sex things and it's weird and bad, and also how tf am i supposed to get into the scene when events all happen after 11 pm and i'm fucking exhausted and don't have the fucking energy to track down someone to sponsor me so i can, idk, have access to any of the supportive community resources i need so i don't just. idk, reply to this rando's message on fetlife and get myself fucking destroyed (negative) bc i've neverrr done thissss and don't know how to negotiate safely with strangerrrssssssss bc haha reading and writing kinky smut & kink dialectics =/= having actual kinky sex and there are many very loud reasons that community's a big issue heeeeeeereeeeeeee

[eepymonstrr]

trying to figure out my sexual and romantic orientations right when wake up? neverrr haha…

[ramonathinks]

RAMONAAAAA 🥰🥰🥰 Hiiii mamas! How are you? Whatcha dooooin? Eating well I hope 🥰🥰 Workin har—

MOOOOOOOOOORE I NEEEEEEEEEEEED MOOOOAAAARR OF DADDY PRICEEEE 😫😫

I’ll do ANYTHING 🥺

m-me, writing a part two to something… are you crazyyy 😣 bae i would never and could neverrr. but ramona’s doing well and just sitting here when i should be writing or studying haha 😋🙈 wbuuuu

[gayspock]

ok 1

blah blah blah all i do is blah blah blah. whatever. i feel miserable as shit. mmmhm ......... oh this too will pass and for what after it. more shit and nothing good and im tired and im sick and i want it to be over i feel everything stetching before me nd i dont want to have to do a fucking second of it, and frankly i didnt want to have to do a second of anything thats come before this and like

i keepfeeling so fucking miserable all i can find myself doing is scrolling forever and forwhat i dont know i dont care . stuck being a miserablefucking git cuz of that just beingstucktheres never anywhere to go or anything to do or any fucking resolution or anything i jsut . fucking wanna sleep and neverrr wake up again why not bro its like its not like it means anything if i dont and if i do so what at least its like gone and over and

ijsut fucking gh. i feel likeeverything i tried to do it jsut isnt right and it just shuts me out more. i feel like eveyrthing eveyrone says and every sentiment i ever fucking hear isjust so much more isolating. and i wish i could just tell people to shut up more. idont know theresalways that stupid fucking shit thatjsut makes it worse. idoes anyone think about all the fucking times youve tried toask people to stop doing the hting that makes it worse and they insist they know better and keep doing it at you and does anyone else feel like theyreso alone in it . becausei dont think i can feel anything any mroe in some aspects of like i dont fucking trust you like in theslightest and i dont think you zactually think of me at all as a person and if you do its like some completely different fuckign entity. not like the standard ways we all have some projection of another person in our fucking skulls, and i also dont mean that in the arsey boohoo nobody fucking understand me way. i dont give a shit any man. i just meani dont know . i dont think this is workingand tis working for everyone else in some fucking capacity .

likesorry my constant rantings.do you ever fcuking sit there and think of all the ways and all the thingspeople say to try and make it better whether it be sentiments passed around online or shit proffessionals say or shitpeople have said to you when youvetried toreachout and again itjust feels . worse. more isolating. and ha ha ha thisis thepoint where people say :) you havetojust accept it:) and yesss its so bad until it gets good YOU IDIOT:) rightyeah ok. ok . anywyas i dontknow. i feellike theres a constant fucking stram of itrunning through my head sometimes all the fucking little failures and things im never going to grapple with all the ways peoplekeep sayinjg fundamentals and insist ifyou dont fit into it youre wrong except haha not that youre just negative and youre being willfully slefdestructive utits like i fucking wish it worked out i dont knowwhat to do i wished any of it fucking meant anyhting ro fucking helped or was meanignful in any fucking wayand wasntjustanother fucking thing that fucking felt like a hammer to the skull and to fuckng poke at day in day out. kill me or whatever

[hyperfixationsstation]

Ya know...

I'll be honest, I've had pretty shitty month. Then, last night, CP nearly cured my depression by wearing that very short black mini-skirt, jordans and just her being herself. THEN today, I'm driving, and I get another CP insta notification and its of HER BEAUTIFUL FACE and its all over my phone screen. CP, I seriously adore you girl por mi entire vida, but if you keep doing this ... I'mma literally gonna crash/faint/trip/walk into things. So, please, never ever ever ever stop. Neverrr.

haha she really did look so good yesterday