#or breaking danville

[leathr-blr]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa did you see the new pnf short?

this is news to me. i’ve been focusing on my mental health (playing red dead redemption 2 and nothing else) for the past week so i’ve been offline but i gotta check this out…

what

i am so hype for this. i love it so much. it is amazing and i want more right now. please don’t read under the cut there’s definitely not a multi paragraph conspiracy theory underneath

I AM NOT ACCUSING ANYONE OF ANYTHING… i am just SAYING MY PEACE

us shippers are rejoicing, as we rightfully should, at this amazing w. but i just gotta be that one guy, i gotta poop on the party. could this be bordering into… and forgive me for uttering these words… queerbaiting?

i know the idea of being queerbaited by an evil scientist man and a secret agent playtpus is ridiculous and hilarious, but r we getting johnlocked just a little bit? maybe just a little…. because i’ve always been of the opinion that perryshmirtz will most likely never be a canon storyline for a bunch of reasons, and as much as i’d like that to happen, i can see how some oblivious straight people (so… probably a lot of the writers let’s be real) could reasonably watch all of phineas and ferb and think there’s absolutely nothing homoromantic going on between the two of them. like of course there’s jokes about them being like couple in the same way we get it for buford and bajeet, but, at least when it was airing at the time that it was, that was neverrr going to be acknowledged as anything but funny funny haha joke. like i love dwampy but this show is not crowned for its thoughtful and progressive takes there is SOOOOO much racial stereotyping and ignorant shit in pnf. relationships between two men were not going to hold the same narrative weight as a hetero relationship

so yes i think it’s a bit of a stretch to say pnf in itself is queerbaiting with perryshmirtz, but THESE SHORTS… this is like……. a lot man it’s a lot man it’s a blessing and a curse. i hope it’s just a couple folks who like perryshmirtz putting those bits for funsies but i’m getting suspicious. i’m raising my eyebrows up and down, feeling as if i’m seeing flags of a.. pinkish hue… reddish, perhaps.

and this is disneyyyy cmmmonnn all these hip new queer kid shows? they’re doing pretty good. of course, we aren’t going to ruin our precious precious phineas and ferb IP for the foreign market by putting a gay relationship in the actual show, but it couldn’t hurt to draw in a few tumblr and tiktok queers from our homoromantic little shorts, eh? ehh? it’s a big market, kids aren’t just tuning in on cable tvs anymore to watch phineas and ferb, we need a little more outreach. it’s all about streaming babbbyy it’s all about that disney plus! get those queers watching the new seasons of phineas and ferb when they’re finished binging the owl house!

are you understanding my friends? i am no messiah of perryshmirtz. that’s liz. but maybe, i shall be a mere messenger spreading my annoying takes amongst the land. or maybe it’s not that deep because 8 year olds watching phineas and ferb don’t care. but it’s a free website baybe

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

my pitch for a phineas and ferb-themed ride at the disney parks (hire me disney you cowards)

the queue is an interior building with pnf-themed decorations. kinda like the figment ride in epcot, a lot of it is winding through a "museum" of pnf and/or doof inventions. most of those inventions disappeared of course, so they're models, parts in glass cases, etc. overhead are tv monitors that play a shuffled loop of phineas and ferb songs, but bc there are so many good songs they can use it hopefully won't get repetitive unless you're there for nine hours. the exception to this is one small part of the queue (small to avoid people being stuck there too long) where it exclusively plays the quirky worky song and you see the pnf gang building the ride you're about to go on, either as statues/figures or through a "screen" that shows looping animation

you get onto the coaster car from the first episode as phineas, baljeet or isabella reads the safety spiel over the loudspeaker. actually as i'm typing this it might be fun to loop each of the backyard gang doing their own version that'd be cute

the ride takes off and you hear the vamp from the "rollercoaster" song as you're loading in.

once inside, the ride is styled like epcot's guardians of the galaxy ride, where you're on a track looping through a mix of screens and sets. the first part plays more of the "rollercoaster" song as you run through the "coolest coaster ever" scenes.

miscellaneous room/scene ideas: fireside girl action segment, carpe diem room, obviously a space segment w/ meap and queen candace and the catu aliens, obligatory scary bit through the haunted house, rock concert w/ love handel, backyard beach/atlantis, owca headquarters, 2nd dimension bit (might be too confusing for new fans?), relatively normal area where candace is gesturing wildly to a linda animatronic that won't turn around and see the rollercoaster car, idk a hamster & gretel segment or smth

a little bit in, you hear a beep and a call for agent p. a small animatronic of perry rises from the front of the car as you enter a tunnel, where a screen of major monogram tells perry to get his ass to doofenshmirtz evil incorporated to fight doof. perry salutes and slides back down into the car, and the ride then takes a "wrong track" (kinda like when you run into a "broken track" on everest) to DEI.

we go inside and see animatronics of perry fighting doof as an inator sparks. it goes off, sending us down yet another "wrong track," which shoots through wilder parts of danville. at the climax, we start looping and the climax of the "rollercoaster" song starts playing ("we're rightside-up and upside-down...")

at the end of the ride, we see an animatronic/animation of doof hanging upside-down from rope as perry glares at him cross-armed, and doof intermittently yells "curse you, perry the platypus!" on a screen, monogram congratulates the riders for saving the tri-state area with agent p. perry makes platypus noise.

you go to another room, right before the exit. you see candace pointing to an empty backyard, saying stuff like "but it was right here! and it was huge!" as phineas and ferb sit under the tree and address the guests. if you're far enough away from the last room, perry can be sitting under them being cute.

the exit queue has posters for dwampyverse stuff, like "love handel reunion", "doctor zone: the movie", the og rollercoaster poster, etc.

you exit in a gift shop where you can buy perry the platypus inaction figure (he doesn't do anything!) and big sticks

lastly,

you know when rides break down or stop for a sec and you get in-character voiceovers telling you to stay seated or w/e? i think we should have three that loop: one of doof giving a basic spiel, one of milo murphy being like "yeah i went on the ride. sorry about that. it should start working soon lol" and one where literally the whole thing is candace yelling "NO MOM I SWEAR IT'S A WORKING ROLLERCOASTER AND PHINEAS AND FERB BUILT IT! MOM LISTEN–"

[mammalsofaction]

since you've compiled moments where heinz is the possessive one... could we possibly get ones of perry being the jealous/possessive one? 👀

OH NONNIE I GIGGLED

Let's start with the basics 🙏🏼🙏🏼:

Their entire B-Plot in About Time:

Including their legendary first break up song where Perry started staring into puddles like a disney princess with a falshback montage:

(Here's an extended Alt):

Which led to Perry getting pissed off whenever Heinz is in Seattle without telling him (Meapless in Seattle):

And eventually Perry getting pissed off when Heinz got kidnapped by Peter's situationship and rushing to go save him in Seattle again. (Lost in Danville) (Yes, Perry is not the hugest fan of Seattle)

Heinz ended giving Mystery relationship advice and Peter got to meet Mystery's parents :)

Im running out of the picture limit. I can't find the one where Perry got upset when Heinz brought up the babe Inator, but here is Perry getting upset when Mono's speculating about Heinz's new date:

Perry being an overprotective asshole who won't let Heinz do missions during OWCA files:

Some fucking merch content of all things:

Perry being really sad and reaching for Heinz during their SECOND break up arc in Milo Murphy's Law:

Sending a card that was probably his equivalent to falling on knees grovelling:

Damn did I forget to tell you Perry takes pictures, edits, and keeps a whole stash of his photos with Doof in his wallet? Must've slipped my mind:

Anyway. The misunderstanding in MML was because Perry ends up being Time Industries' (Heinz future business endeavor as the Founder of Time Travelling) first and largest shareholder. He cashes in every penny made in overtime for Heinz to build his company back up.

Dan Povenmire stitched this chibi shorts episode as one SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR A "Specific subset of the Phineas and Ferb fandom" spoiler alert: apparently Perry's less upset about Heinz going around kissing people when it's Perry he's kissing.

Here's a short where Perry is apparently less cool about Heinz getting beat up when its someone else beating him up:

And here's a lil bonus Perry getting upset by a fake platypus Baljeet made when he went missing:

This is a very, VERY limited list, including moments of Perry being Fucking Whipped. I have carefully redacted moments of:

-Perry being sweet

-Perry being supportive

-Them being domestic

-Perry being so, so, so incredibly fond of Heinz

-Perry trusting Heinz with his life.

-Perry being sure Heinz doesn't have a life outside of him, anyway.

And in fact i am sure i have missed a lot more out of canon content. Perry being codependent, possessive, protective and jealous is common knowledge at this point. I've made a post before where Perry the Second Dimension proves that Perry has control Issues and an insecurity of being easily replaced by his loved ones, excaberted by Francis' frequent threats of relocating him at the drop of a hat.

Tldr: Perry suffers from down bad-ism and if you look at Heinz too long he is liable to commit violence ♥️♥️♥️

[lorkonsghost]

More Phineas and Ferb x Batman au stuff

Jason was the last person to meet Phineas and Ferb an is the most sacred of them he saw them build shit and he's like humans don't build that fast and is like kids don't build shit like railgun for fun they build with linken logs and legos

Tim after he no longer suspicious of them is their number one supplier of material

Meep ask Phineas and Ferb to help him fight Darkside Batman wonders why he fighting darkside

Bruce is the last to learn how good they at building but after he does he ask them to help with contingency plans

Dick like them but he always misses whatever they did and has hard time believing Phineas and Ferb did said things until he ask for help and then he's biggest believer

The titans ,young justice, and teen titans love them and they are first call after there base is destroyed by a villain

The justice league don't believe they exist it doesn't help Phineas and Ferb don't care about meeting them

Milo visited on Gotham once after that Bruce begged him and his family never visit again. During his visit it was worst week in Gotham history three separate complete Arkham break outs an alien invasion and a mind controlled super man what they both don't know is Gotham cures and Murphy's law compounded

The Kent's love them and their help on the farm

The super pets join/create owca a Gotham division with Alfred being their major monogram

Bruce or Tim learn about the super pets and decide to keep it secret no matter how much Damian ask about perry becomes who fuck going to believe them

Damian when he eventually finds Perry, him and Goliath joins the super pets he doesn't care he not animal his dream of fighting crime with animals came true

Barbara is an ex fire side girl her mom stayed in Danville for a summer after the divorce

Isabela visited Gotham once and became an honorary siren

Cass and Steph love help Phineas and Ferb because they know their will be chaos

Steph gets along with Phineas great and they go on rants almost nobody can follow and if they try their start having a migraine

Cass and Ferb never say word to each other and will look each other in the eye and everyone knows that talking about something and only them and Phineas understand

[zorrocafe]

Another thing about rewatching like all of Phineas and Ferb in order is that Season 1 Phineas is way more of a jerk than I remembered, and Candace actually seems reasonable.

Like, Phineas is way snarkier and aloof in the earlier episodes, and is also kind of an actual menace to the rest of Danville.

They break into the off-limits parts of a museum out of sheer boredom, have a drag race in the city streets with lawnmower motor-powered carts just because they can, have a treehouse mecha battle that causes property damage downtown (though Candace is complicit in this one)

[blatant-disrespect-for-birds]

Okay, headcannon time

Block actually knew about dakota going back and saving Cavendish, and put him in Danville with milo because he was the only agent brave enough to break the rules like that, and he was actually there to not only protect milo, but also he was there for the pistachions. This can be viewed through block reading Orton Mahlson's memoirs. And then, when a new threat presents itself, block lets them go, so that they can go save that world.

(Bonus headcannon)

Cavendish is a decedent of the Murphy's (possibly of nate Murphy who would most likely want to move out of Danville and adopt a spouse's last name so that people would not associate him with Murphy's law.)

[agentlizardofowca]

^ "did you sleep well?" "mhm.." [tracing the mark with their hand] "i can tell." // GO GO GO!!!

[I sometimes have trouble sleeping, and something that helps me fall asleep is to imagine my favourite characters falling asleep after an exhausting day. I've imagined the following scenario maybe 500 times.]

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zzzzz

Perry knew with certainty that it was wednesday when he left. He was about to take his coffee break when he was rushed to the airship bay and shipped off for an emergancy. As he was flown off to [counrty] he was informed of the world's newest thread, a nuclear physicist with some interesting ideas about justice. 

Sleep isnt really an option if all life on earth is in mortal peril, so the agent stayed awake for as long as it took to nuetralize the threat. It worked out okay, perry thought to himself as he sat through debriefing with his head cradled in his arms. The world still had its biodiversity, and he still had all 10 fingers. 

When he returned to Danville it was dark, past midnight. The streets were deserted except for a few stragglers who were finding their way home after a long night of partying. Perry assumed he looked at bad as they did.

He showered at headquarters because he could smell himself, and he was self-conscious about that, before letting himself be dropped off at his- their place. They shared it nowadays. And despite the fatigue, Perry couldn't help but smile giddily at that thought.

When he unlocked the front door he was met with a dark and still apartment, which was both a blessing and a curse. Heinz had the habit of working long into the early hours, so for the lab to be deserted now meant that it must be early. Really early.

He yawned and trudged towards the bedroom taking off items of clothing as he went so that when he softly opened the door, all he had to do was plop down his clothes on an empty chair.

Dead-center in the middle of the bed was his (former) nemesis, sleeping soundly. Both his arms and legs were spread luxuriously as if he was attempting to claim the whole bed for himself; Heinz never was very good at sharing. Luckily for Perry, he had no need of the comforter tonight, it was the middle of summer, and sleeping in just his boxer would do.

He resisted the urge to fall face down into the bed- that would surely jostle the other man awake, and though Perry was so, SO happy to see him, he was far too tired to be interrogated about his mission. So instead he slid onto the mattress soundlessly.

This close, he could hear the other man's rhythmic breathing. Even without touching, he could tell the other man was warm and relaxed. 

Perry's eyelids were as heavy as Heinz's titanium arms, but still, he had to take a moment to admire the careful stillness of his usually energetic partner. 

He hadn't taken the time to turn on any of the lights, just because he didn't want to bother having to turn them off again. But even in the low light, Perry knew where Heinz's features were, after this many years he could conjure his face in an instant. He would kiss him, right now. But he could not. Instead, Perry adjusted one lanky arm carefully to the side to make space for himself and laid himself down. His forehead settled nicely against Heinz's shoulder and closed his eyes.

He carefully breathed in, and when Heinz exhaled, so did he. Within a moment their breathing was synchronised. The wooly fog that Perry'd been carrying around in his head faded with each breath. With his last vestiges of consciousness, he reached out one arm and placed it over Heinz's heart. The steady drum lulled him to sleep quickly.

***

The sun was up. Through the insufficient barrier of his eyelids, Perry was aware that the sun was bright and waking him from maybe the deepest sleep he'd experienced all year. With tremendous effort, he shifted his head on the pillow. A sleepy squeak escaped him.

For a while, he just existed. A man sleeping on his tummy with one leg pulled up and one leg dangling just barely off the edge of the bed. 

The sounds of birdsong didn't reach this high up, and even the noises of cars and trucks passing below were like a distant hum. 

The door creaked a little as it opened. Something was put down, and then the mattress dipped beside him.

"I know you're awake, Perry the Platypus," Heinz said kindly.

Perry exhaled in reply.

"I can tell because you stopped snoring." The little smile that stretched his lips was audible in his voice.

Perry rolled over again, his side now pressed up against the other man. He opened his eyes slowly and blinked as he adjusted to the brightness of the room. He wasn't going to apologize to Heinz for snoring, he'd known about that particular flaw long before their nemesis-ship ended.

"I think you slept for thirteen hours," Heinz calculated, and he smiled down at Perry. His slowly graying hair was attempting to block Perry's view of those midsummer sky eyes. "Did you sleep at all since I last saw you?"

The horizontal man shook his head.

Heinz whistled. "Did you sleep well?" And one finger carefully trailed a line across Perry's cheek that was left by the bedding.

Perry stretched until his back popped and nodded lazily. Heinz's hand was still on his cheek.

"I can tell," He said as if it was a secret they shared.

Long fingers slid away, and the mattress wobbled as Heinz left it. "I made lunch Perry the Platypus. Come and eat with us before Vanessa has to leave for her mother's house. She's missed you too." Gone was the softness in Heinz's voice as he forced Perry back into the reality of the conscious world. The man left the room, not bothering to stop speaking to him, even as he got too far away to be heard clearly. 

A T-shirt landed on Perry's face. He debated rolling over and sleeping another 13 hours, but the siren call of lunch and his husband's enthused conversation won.

[accidentallystraight]

"Ah, Perry the Platypus, your entrance was immaculate. And by immaculate I mean completely maculate!

What do you think of my new rainbow ribbon trap, Perry the Platypus? I got all the ribbon at the Danville Pride Parade, which is also where I got the idea for my latest scheme! Here, let me tell you about it.

You see Perry the Platypus, I was walking home from the annual L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. potluck yesterday when I got caught up in this big pride parade. At first I was annoyed because who throws a parade in the middle of a street? But then I realized just how many people there were. Anyone who could control their opinion could easily be elected as the new Mayor. And that's when I came up with the idea for this:

THE TRANS-YOUR-GENDER-INATOR!

With this, Perry the Platypus, I will release a wave of body-altering energy that will immediately change everyone's bodies to perfectly match their gender identity and cure dysphoria! Trans women will have their ideal woman body, trans men will have their ideal man body, and nonbinary people will... I don't know, turn into dragons or something I guess. Point being, whatever they want to look like is what they will be! And once I announce this deed to the world, the Pride community will be so overwhelmingly thankful, they will unanimously elect me to be ruler of the Tri-State Area!

Now, just to wait for it to finish charging up. I had to train it with the hidden search histories of conservative politicians, so it's still scanning the computer for the last few bits of data. It should be ready to go any minute now...

Perry the Platypus, this is normally when you break free and destroy my inator, did I make the trap too tight? Here, let me cut you out so we can get rolling... wait Perry the Platypus where are you going? Perry the Platypus, that's not the self destruct button!

Perry the Platypus, you activated the Trans-Your-Gender-Inator? But you're supposed to thwart me!

What's this you just pulled out of your tiny little wallet? A Trans Lives Matter card?! Curse you Perry the Platypus!... which I have mixed feelings about saying since you actually helped my scheme!"

[duckapus]

In the Candace-as-Spiderwoman universe Baljeet is the first ever Hulk. Hulkjeet still insists on being called Hulkjeet, no matter how much all the news outlets and SHIELD want to make him more "serious" and use "The Hulk." When he first shows up Candace fights the military because they're trying to shoot A CHILD with fucking TANKS just because he's big and scary and breaking stuff. One of them tries to pull the "you're supposed to be on our side!" card and she's just like "you know vigilantism is illegal, right?"

Anyway this is the start of Candace having a team because there ain't no rule saying Spiderwoman can't have a team! Fuck the Avengers they can have a different Main Four this time Hulkjeet's a Danville hero.

[edmufics]

S5 Theory Part Two

The sequel to 'The Talisman" is called 'The Black House' and it's much easier to summarize.

A series of murders is plaguing a small Wisconsin town. Two bodies have been found, and a third is yet to be discovered, and the police can’t seem to catch the killer. The media is covering things in a way that specifically causes hysteria. Jack (from book one) has buried his memories of his time in the alternate realities and the last book's events, but they still affect his choices. He is pulled into the Wisconsin murder cases, and it triggers his memories to come back. He retires from the police force and moves away, but it follows him. People beg him to help because of his legendary reputation, but he refuses. But, after the killer takes a fourth child, he decides he can’t keep standing around doing nothing. Soon, he learns that the killer is working for “The Crimson King.” The Crimson King rules the alternate universe and is determined to bring an end to the universe through darkness. The fourth victim is the most powerful and is the key to allowing the Crimson King to break through and destroy all worlds. Jack is the only hope for all realities.

That's it.

Again, sounds AWFULLY familiar, right?

We know the Duffers take a lot of inspo from Stephen King and traditional DnD campaigns, so I think the key to S5 is in the spot where those two blend.

Bonus:

This is a link to summaries of characters in the 8-book universe of 'The Talisman.'

Characters of note are:

Eddie Dean (lots of Eddie similarities)

Jake Chambers (Eleven)

Cuthbert Allgood (Lucas)

Alain Jones (Will)

Ted Brautigan (Eleven again)

Dinky Earnshaw (Kalli)

Patrick Danville (Will again)

Cortland "Cort" Andrus (Brenner)

The Crimson King (Vecna, ofc)

Mordred Deschain (VECNA)

Tick-Tock Man (....Vecna)

[leathr-blr]

breaking danville. official crossover . yes i plan to do more of these and u should be afraid about it

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more shitposts n doodles under the cut 👇

feel free to send me asks and comments about this cursed au i have lots of thoughts

[princess-of-the-corner]

Crossover minecraft: civil war

Ladybug: okay... let's go over this, one more time. The one week we're busy with end of term exams, war breaks out...

Guy: Yup. See, the Pines kids took over the justice system...

Rena: I knew it! Twins are always trouble.

*vipereon coughs*

Rena: you hush, you and tigresse make trouble for villains all the time.

Guy: and of course with Mabel as judge, she wound up giving a whole bunch of obtuse penalties for the weirdest of offenses. Now this got the mad scientist duo on her side, cause they got guinea pigs for their devious machines and -inators, and got the bad girl coven and the Fazgang against them. Not sure how the lyoko warriors and the phantom theives wound up on justice Mabels side but they did.

Ladybug: what about Ben's group? Or the Danville group? Or the Amity park guys?

Guy: okay, Danny is neutral here, he's with Doc in Koboldia, but apparently Dipper bribed sam with some cryptid info, and Tucker is just rolling with it. Ben, Gwen, and Kevin threw their lot in with rebellion, but Lilo is staying out of it. Don't know where Stitch is, he went off the radar a while ago. The entire Danville group is just selling supplies, traps and weapons to both sides, enterprising huh? Minus the fireside girl who's also in the rebellion.

Ladybug: okay... any ideas? No roi, we are not joining justice mabel solely on the argument of you wanting to fight Gregory.

Skull, Distantly: run for your life!

Gregory, distantly: Ramming Speed!

Ladybug: okay, no polymouse, we aren't going to join the rebellion just on the principal of NOT having to fight Gregory...

Pigella: Rock band solidarity?

Tigresse: and sticking it to the lawman?

Mutters of approval

Chat: okay majority rules! Rioting Paris style?

Roi Singe: Riot!

1.5 days later

Phineas, recapping for his viewers: so once the miraculous heros chose their side, they showed how quickly a government will fold to parisian discontent. Despite the government being complete malarkey. In other news, the server is expecting a new player soon-

/technically/ Luka and Juleka aren't twins in my AU but that still tracks.

Also like. If the French are known for anything, it's a fucking revolution!

[mammalsofaction]

He doesn't touch the stick.

He leaves in to stew in the sink as he sits hunched over the toilet, with the lid closed. He wants it to think about what it's done. It's dead silent in the bath, save for the rapid-rhythmic tap-tap-tap of his heels against the light green bathroom tiles. He has his lips pursed thinly and pressed against his hands steepled in thought. Thinking, spiralling, catastrophizing. He was too old for this. Why was he feeling this way? God knows this isn't even his first turn around the rodeo. He's probably mixing his metaphors.

He lets himself think about semi-phones and allegories as he brings himself to his feet again, so he can stare down the bowl of the sink, where he'd last dropped the recalcritant stick and it's damning results, staring up at him like a starving stray.

Heinz looks down, and stares, he doesn't touch it. It's damned little digital screen does not change. Simple black pixels on a backlit screen the colour of parchment.

Pregnant.

Heinz inhales deeply, and hunches further, metal fingers curling around the edges of the sink bowl. Suddenly he was all of 30 again, unmated and unwed, breaking down in the cramped bathroom of a ramshackle studio apartment in downtown Danville he rents with the money he barely earns from a failing bratwurst stand.

Pregnant with his best friend's baby. Jesus christ. He was too old to make the same mistakes, yet here he was now.

And he had no reason to believe it was going to turn out as well now as it had then.

[pftones3482]

SLOC update is being postponed until Tuesday y'all - been pulling a lot of long shifts at work and I am exhausted. While you wait, have a lil sneak peek:

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“I can reverse it for you. Change you back to normal, so that you’re not having to hide your whole life. That’s no way to live.”

He could change her back.

He could change her back.

No more being worried about the rain. No more having to wash her hair separately from her body because she couldn’t do both at the same time without growing a tail. No more risking accidentally changing in public because she got splashed by a puddle or fell in a fountain. She could go to the beach again and actually just hang out there.

Candace hesitated, glancing over her shoulder at the kids and then at Perry, who was nodding seriously at something Monogram was saying. She swallowed, an aching feeling in the pit of her stomach.

No more understanding Perry.

She wouldn’t be able to swim as fast or as easily. Couldn’t dive as deep, stay under as long. Wouldn’t be able to fidget with water when she was bored. Couldn’t lay on the bottom of Isabella’s pool when she needed a break.

Their family boat, the HMS Lindana, would have capsized without her powers, putting her whole family at risk. Ferb would have drowned. They wouldn’t have saved Danville if she wasn’t a mermaid.

And she wouldn’t be able to understand her pet platypus.

[ankh-morporkianpostalworker]

I would like to posit that Perry the Platypus is essentially the secret agent version of a guardian angel, looking out for a brilliant, albeit misguided scientist and not at all the James Bond figure the show presents him as, and I have four pieces of evidence I will use in this essay.

The first piece of evidence I have to support this is that, of all the schemes Doofenshmirtz cooks up, the vast majority of them are either a) solving "problems" only he has or cares about or b) manifestations of his childhood trauma, and often both if the ridiculous amount of flashbacks about his awful childhood in an anachronistic German-esque middle European country are to be believed. He suffered untold abuses by his parents, including not showing up to his birth, making him stand outside all night as a garden gnome and showing clear preferential treatment to his brother, Roger.

This trauma brings us to our second piece of evidence, his daughter, Vanessa. Doofenshmirtz goes out of his way to make sure that she doesn't have any hardships like he had, actively working to break a cycle of abuse that's been in his family for who knows how long. He never yells at her, never loses his temper with her and goes out of his way to make sure she's as safe as he can make her at all times. If he was actually the evil cartoon genius he hypes himself up as (which she makes very clear she does not think he is) he wouldn't do everything he could to make sure she has a life better than he had.

The third piece of evidence I'd like to submit is the relationship he has with Perry the Platypus himself. Perry never tries to permanently apprehend or even really injure Doofenshmirtz (most of their encounters end with Doofenshmirtz screaming "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!" as his inventions blow up, and Perry even goes out of his way to make sure Doof is more or less okay at the end of their battles). We also see on multiple occasions (most notably during Doof's midlife crisis during the timeskip episode) that Doof considers Perry one of his closest friends and not an enemy at all, like he understands why Perry is there to stop him.

The final piece of evidence I'd like to submit is Milo Murphy's Law, a pseudo-sequel set after the events of Phineas and Ferb. This series shows us a Doofenshmirtz trying to atone for his crimes, one who eventually becomes a brilliant, world-changing scientist for good. He seems to genuinely regret all the trouble he caused the people of Danville and he wants to make amends, making it clear he has overcome the trauma he suffered and has become self-actualized.

Thus, with those pieces of evidence, I submit that Dr. Doofenshmirtz is essentially a good guy who's had a tough life and not an evil genius at all, and Perry is essentially looking out for a troubled scientist, making sure he doesn't get into too much trouble and not trying to permanently stop him.

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Heya guys! I’m back with another post! But this one is about Perry! If you guys wanna ask Perry and his siblings questions, I’m deciding to make posts about Perry and Sibs so you could get to know them before asking them questions! Let’s start of with the semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action himself, Perry the Platypus aka Agent P!

Name: Perry the Platypus

Gender: Male He/him/his

Age: 17(currently in 2023)

Physical Appearance: Perry is a greenish teal male platypus with yellow tinged tangerine webbing only on his back feet(odd traits that platypuses outside of Danville don’t have) He also has three black hairs on his head, a low long salmon orange beaver tail, deep dark brown eyes in an unnatural walleyed position making him look mindlessly stupid and derpy as a pet, and a duck bill that matches his webbing color. Under his fur, he has a locket, a siren pendant, and he mainly wears a 1940’s fedora on his head as Agent P. Around his finger he wears a greenish teal ring which is his miraculous in camouflage mode.

Height: 2 feet (60.96 cm)

Nemesis/Enemies: Dr Doofenshimirtz(formerly and best friend) Rodney, L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., Dennis the Bunny, and Professor Parenthesis

Friends/Allies: Doof, Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Major Monogram, Carl, Monty Monogram, Lyla Lolliberry, Stacey Hirano, Milo Murphy, Diogee, Balthazar Cavendish, Vinnie Dakota, Melissa Chase, Zack Underwood, Ortan Mahlson, Pinky the Chihuahua(girlfriend and love interest), the other agents, Groucho Perry, Fedora Perry, Female Perry, Bunka da Bunkaquan, Parable the Dragon-pus, Master Perry, Fez Perry, Rebel Perry the Rebel-pus, Perry the Platyborg, Sweary the Swan, Perry 2(cousin), Peggy, Ricardo, Agent Kelly, Penny/Phyllian, Whitney, Mishti, Dairry, Emily, Rose, Amy, Nelson(evil cousin), Pansy(mom), Percy(dad) and Plagg(kwami)

Family: Groucho Perry(brother), Fedora Perry(sister), Female Perry(sister), Agent Kelly(sister), Bunka da Bunkaquan(brother), Parable the Dragon-pus(brother), Master Perry(brother), Fez Perry(brother), Rebel Perry the Rebel-pus(brother), Perry the Platyborg(brother), Sweary the Swan(brother), Perry 2(cousin), Peggy(cousin), Ricardo(cousin), Penny/Phyllian(sister), Whitney(sister), Mishti(sister), Dairry(sister), Emily(sister), Rose(sister), Amy(sister), Nelson(evil cousin), Pansy(mom), and Percy(dad)

Nationality/Species: Australian(native to) American(domesticated in) , Male Platypus, half dream demon, and half siren

Born: January 27th 2006

Occupation: Top Secret agent of The OWCA, Household pet, Top watchdog spy of the Hater Empire, Leader of the Watchdog Spies, Lieutenant of the Hater Empire, Secret agent secretary of the Hater Empire and holder of the black cat miraculous

Affiliations: The O.W.C.A.(Organization Without A Cool Acronym), Flynn Fletcher Family, and the Hater Empire

Hometown: Danville

Boss: Major Monogram

Owners: Phineas and Ferb

First Appearance: Rollercoaster

Alinement: Good(in PaF) and Evil(In WOY)

Likes: His owners, being an agent, Phineas and Ferb, winning against Doof, love, attention, when Doof’s inator’s are gone by Phineas and Ferb, fighting evil, spending time with my brothers and sisters, hanging out with my owners Phineas and Ferb, horseback riding, long walks on the beach, soap operas, good books, calling FP “M’Lady” and doing cat puns(as PerryCatNoir), and Favorite Song: Perry the Platypus(My Theme Song)

Dislikes: Getting dressed by Candace, being replaced by a different secret agent for Doof to fight, getting my cover blown, getting relocated and leaving my owners, losing to Doof, fellow agents going crazy, seeing my owners Phineas and Ferb in danger and getting hurt, seeing Groucho Perry breaking the 4th wall, worldwide domination(in PaF), Doof’s rival Rodney, and seeing Fez Perry making his dramatic entrances.

Miraculous: Black Cat Miraculous

Kwami: Plagg

Hero Persona: PerryCatNoir

Villain Persona: PerryCatBlanc

Powers /Abilities: Destruction(as PerryCatNoir), Cataclysm(as PerryCatNoir), Baton staff(as PerryCatNoir), Apportion, Clairvoyance, Cross-Dimension Awareness, Illusion manipulation, Intangibility, Innate Capability, Nigh Omnipotence, Laser Manipulation, Levitation, Molecular Manipulation, Nightmare/Dream Manipulation, Nightmare/Dream Inducement, Possession, Pyrokinesis, Size Shifting, Telekinesis, Telepathy, and Mind Reading(as a half dream demon for good) enchanted singing voice which allows to manipulate or control others’ actions with its compelling tones. The more of the positive energy he consumes, the stronger his voices becomes and the farther he could spread his good magic for everyone to enjoy(as half siren but uses it for good)

What his speaking voice sounds like: Very cool, very calm, very collected, and he has an Australian accent which is also commanding, strong, and young cuz he’s 17

Status: Active and immortal

Voiced by/Speaking and Chattering Voice: Dee Bradley Baker

Singing Voice: Caleb Hyles

Personality: While undercover as a pet platypus, Perry can be normally be found with his owners, Phineas and Ferb. As a pet platypus, he lives up to the expectations for a platypus and “doesn’t do much”. Even though Candace would normally describe him as just a mindless smelly animal, Perry still shows signs of intelligence when he’s pretending to be a normal pet, so she may mean insane rather than dumb. He is mostly serious while on duty as a secret agent, even in front of Major Monogram when he’s doing anything silly. Perry appears to be selfless and devoid of vanity. In the episode, The Best Lazy Day Ever, it is only after he turns everything else affected by the Ugly-inator back to normal and he turns himself back to his normal state. He deeply cares about the Flynn-Fletcher Family and is scared to lose them. He will take immediate action whenever they are threatened. He is nice to not only his allies, friends, and his family, but to his nemesis Dr. Doofenshimirtz as well, thought only on some occasions. He gets along with his siblings extremely well and he always brings them on missions right by his side to fight evil. He can get a little bit irritated by his brothers, Groucho Perry and Fez Perry, are both being themselves but he gets along with them well. As a dream demon, he is always serious and ready to make his move. Whenever he’s making a deal with someone, his greenish teal hand starts burning periwinkle flames. As a siren, he’s ready to show off his singing voice and feeds on the positivity around him.