#haha i love funky murder robots

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Quote book

(These will be updated as more come, & these will be out of context soooo enjoy :)"

"Humans went from worshiping the moon to walking on it"

"The 80's was full of sapphics"

"Ok Mom let's go watch traumatized children"

"The group of kids that are called...they don't have a name...& the science project"

"Because yoouu my dear bitch boy, are TRIPPING BAAAALLLLSS"

"Did you just slap me with that arm?"

"Haha, yeah, I'm not doing ok"

"If in doubt, use your mouth"

"Hands are for LOSERS, I like to use my mouth"

"Even if I slightly touch it, it'll pop up again"

"If in doubt, tits out"

"Get slurped IDIOT"

"You're the master sucker"

"Just swallow it"

"It's hard to swallow"

"6 is even longer than 10!"

"I'm a proud bottom!.... Set"

"Don't put it in your mouth!"

"It smelt good so it must taste good right?"

"I sucked all the cream out of it"

"I just shoved the whole thing in my mouth & started choking"

"If I had to choose between having sex or raping you-"

"I'M NOT DOWN BAD FOR THE ROBOT-"

"ROBOT KISSER-"

"I really wanna put it back in, but I'm afraid it won't come back out"

"Just shove your hand in there & pull out a calf/lamb"

"Fuck me with a fork & then shove it down my throat over making me do the math exam"

"You're down bad for the demogorgan, this is not ok"

"Go fuck yourself with a whisk & then choke on it"

"You! You with a finger up your arse-"

"I have balls in my mouth"

"I slurp de bawlls"

"Bigger isn't always better"

"Be careful, the big ones squirt"

"The bigger the better"

"Mine is short & fat, mine is long & thin... mine is just fat"

"Oral sex is more gay?"

"I choke... In a bad way! In a bad way"

"I wanna suck all of them"

"Why is it so small"

"Don't worry, you'll like cum when you're older"

"Eat your cum kids!"

"It's pretty small so I should be able to handle it"

"It's not that big so I should be able to get on top of it"

"There's only 2 things that are worth doing in this life... Making money & murdering ugly people~"

"I'M SO WET!!!"

"Money! Money & cum!~"

"I already gave you a squeeze!"

"You're with me babygirl~"

"I'm tonguen at the tip!"

"In, out, in, out, it's the best way to get all the tasty cream out!"

"I wanna see that long, hard length~"

"I love to suck~"

"I can't suck it well!"

"It's ok, I'm a masochist"

"I've got to stop putting the whole thing in my mouth, or I'll choke"

"A GIRL? WHAT'S A GIRL?"

"Maybe an inch is bigger than we thought?"

"I have no anger, only sadness"

"A knife you American wanker"

"Nothing is too funky"

"MY UTERUS IS COSPLAYING SANS & GIVING ME A BAD TIME"

"CRISPY, JUICY, NICE & TENDER, I JUST PUT MY NEWBORN SON INTO A BLENDER"

"OH BOY, I LOVE COCK"

"Wanna see my poo?"

"You gotta be careful with your wood"

"He did choke the chicken more than the average boy-"

"I'm like deliveroo except I'm GAY-"

"I can't- FUCK-"

"You ever just get smacked in the face by some wood & you just lose all sense of direction?"

"I need to- FUCK-"

"If you could call self-abuse absolutely smanging that thang as hard as he did, then yeah Father, I'd say he abused himself pretty frequently, in public & often-"

"Oh! yeah, he's hard-"

"I think.. I'm ready to come on the page-"

"You taught me I could be horny with my art-"

"I am selling dick pics online Miss. Baffy"

"Just pull it out"

"You know that his jaw hurt after that"

"I'm gonna fill you-"

"I'm gonna fill you with my British juices"

"This is the first time I've felt this way with a man!"

"C'MON, PUT YOUR FINGERS IN HER- I MEAN PUT YOUR FINGERS IN THEM"

"I didn't want them boiled alive, I wanted them raw!"

"Don't put it in your mouth, I've already put it in mine!"

"If I can't be a Siamang ape, then what's the point in anything?"

"I'm a feeble boy, there's only so much meat I can handle"

"Sorry about sending you the hot dragon from Shrek. Are you a communist btw?"

"I'm gonna flash you-"

"Mr.[name] didn't want it because it was too small"

"Everyone needs holes!"

"It feels like grating foot cheese-"

"I wish I could read-"

"Mmm yummy feet"

"Hi Alexander, I'm Carl-"

"CUMCUMCUM-"

"I'm a lesbian *in the tune of Jurassic Park*"

"Suck my Richard-"

"WHERE'S CUM?-"

"There's only 3 ingredients; chocolate, nuts & the virus-"

"This is my hole, this hole is mine, this hole was made for me-"

"I'm bricked up motherfucker-"

"*Holding a concrete block* this'll be a tool for later-"

"I'm crafting your cock-"

"That's right [name] I turned your dick into gun-"

I'm going to go masturbate-"

"UH, UH, CUMZINGA?"

"Tell me Gerald, do you prefer the four iron, or the foreskin?"

"We need to feed this meaty boy to the gooby gooby goobers"

"They call me the brick because I'm so hard"

"What are you doing stepbro?~"

"Yeah, just stick something in there."

"Sorry mate, I kidnapped her."

"I DONT HATE GAYS YOU BULGARIAN ASS WIPE, I DO IN FACT LOVE AND ACCEPT MEMBERS OF THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY, YOU COCKSUCKING DICKWAD!!!!!!"

"You just put your fingers in it."

"I'm a lamp post :D."

"I'll meet your mother later!"

"Bye, I'm kidnapping her-"

"*While wagging ☝* don't hump little girls!"

"Have you sex?"

"No I have not sex, that's a little bit illegal :D"

"You have lost you penis"

"Don't fuck moms at school!"

"This server was made for me- *dies immediately*"

"Be gay, do drugs, hail Satan"

"Hail gay, be drugs, do Satan-"

"P1: It's so long, P2: that's what she said-"

"P1: What's something you have that I want?, P2: divorced parents-"

"I'm in a cat"

"Oh by the way, do you want lead poisoning?-"

"I could drink your mom"

"I'm thirsty for your mom"

"I could drink 80% of your mom"

"I'm going to CHOKE you in a way you WON'T like"

"Oh I'm just milking you-"

"I'm throwing balls"

"Milk them tiddies~"

"I don't look at a 10 year old boy & go "heyyyy baby boyyyyy~" *while lip-biting*"

"You really showed me every inch, didn't you?"

"Last week you beat my meat, this week we're putting these nuts in your mouth."

"Go on my tongue, goddamit!"

"I woke up to banging"

"I woke up to my step-dad banging"

"I would never come"

"P1: WELL, I CAN EAT YOUR BALLS, P2: She doesn't have any, P1: THAT'S BECAUSE I ATE THEM, P3: give them back :("

"Last week I forced you to eat my balls, this week we're beating the meat."

"Don't talk, just suck"

"Get me some tissues, some paper towels & some lube-"

"I was pretty good I got a lot of head....... Shots."

"God, I'm gay for a femboy."

"You get a video of someone being inside you like you've never had before"

"I've lost the moon."

"I've got 3 fists & 3 feet."

"I've eaten all the silicone."

"[NAME] STOP EATING SILICONE!"

"That's another place where I lost my virtual virginity."

"I'm scissoring you."

"You guys are going to moan like crazy."

"Hide your balls."

"Damn fluttershy, looking THICK, smash"

"Ok guys, let’s take off our clothes so we’re ready for the next round."

[birdie-ghost]

Poor Man's Poison is so underrated, that shits so good

HOLLY FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM???? HELL YEA THEY'RE GREAT!! ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS.

funny thing Is im not normally a big fan of bluegrass/country music cus it's just not my cup of tea. I grew up on it so it does have a place for it in my heart but its not what I'd choose to listen to.

Anyway aside from that I have to make sure I don't show my father, who is a country fan, this band. Cus I showed him Devils Price and that was the only thing he'd litsen too for a month. He doesn't know the band though cus It was a song I saved on my mp3 player lol

im considering making an fnaf animatic to the song Black Sheep cus like, listen to it dude. It fits so freaking well like al;skjfsgldgasgdflj;k

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DUCKTALES (2017) ‘LET’S GET DANGEROUS’ LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It’s here! It’s here and it couldn’t have come at a better (and worse, but I’m not worrying about that rn) time! This morning(I stayed up till...7? I don’t remember just how long I stayed up earlier, BUT this morning, I found out some shitty stuff about some youtubers I thought I could trust and I felt really betrayed. I won’t lie, I cried, or as much as I can cry cause I apparently can’t even do that right-AND this is a lot for an intro that isn’t needed! Onto my source of escapism today!

IT’S HERE!~

Bradford, more like Bitchford!

BULBA WORKS FOR MCDUCK ENTERPRISE!! HOW MANY MOLES DOES SCROODGE HAVE!?

That awkward moment when you insult the person that does your finances to his face when you can’t hang up

Oh my god, they’re so bad at secrets. That and Louie and Huey are smart, well, Huey’s smart, Louie’s clever

OH HE HAS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GLIDE! THAT’S GONNY BE A PLOT POINT! I BET GOSALYN WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT!

NO INTRO! WOO, IT’S GOING TO BE A LONG ONE!

OH, I’VE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT THIS BITCH TO KNOW I SHALL HATE HIM WITH EVERYTHING IN ME!

As a great snake once said, ‘Sssssssssssuuck up!’ Taurus Bulba, more like Taurus Bitcha!

Man, no one likes Bradford. Like, no one...Nice

I hate this bull bitch

OOH! TOWER!!! YES! AND MORE MONOLOGE CATCHFRASES!

Oh, LP, never change

Careful Dewey, he has a limited supply of those

HE DOESN’T KNOW! HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW? FENTON IS SHIT AT KEEPING HIS IDENITY!

WHAT!? CANARD HAS NO CRIME!? HOW THE HELL-WHO’S THE MAYOR!? HOW!? (I hope it’s Owlson)

Ooh, the computer has some sass!

THE RAMROD!!!(I really need to watch the OG series)

Haggis. I’ve heard of that. I don’t hear much else about that. Scrooge, you have bad taste. Does all of the UK have bad taste?! It seems like it.

HEY! I’M WITH HUEY, HOW DOES IT WORK! If I was presented with this kind of technology, I would be asking the head scientist everything I could rap my head around!

WHAT!!?!?!??!!!! SHEEP’S WHAT!?!?!!!! NOOO!!!!! NO, I REFUSE

They’re movers. I’m calling it, they’re movers.

Called it.

He face planted! where was his pillow!

GOSALYN! IT’S HER! SHE’S HERE!

She’s So Cool!

Really Scrooge?

BITCH! CARASMATIC BITCH!

OWLSON! YES! SHE’S SO GOOD!

HOW does Huey fit all that under his hat!?

Also, Huey’s right

SHE’S BACK!

KEEN GEAR!!!

HE IS NOT UPSTANDING! HE’S A MURDERER BITCH!

AWW, DEWEY! Looking for someone you love duo!

LP talking sense! THAT’S YOUR FUTURE DAUTER, DRAKE!

Huey knows somethings up

Jesus Christ, Drake just can’t get a break with getting absolutely crushed by everything and everyone

HE KNOWS!

...Good acting, murderer

Two faced bull.

wat

HEY! That’s how I imagine a lot of fiction. It’s cool to think that those worlds exits out there as far away universes

YEAH! GET STABBED, BULB!

DRAKE COMING TO THE RESCUE!

The action in this show is actually Really good

YES! GOSALYN ID THE REASON FOR THE GLIDING! You hear that? It’s symbolism

That shot with LP holding both of them is going to be A Lot of people’s BGs now

YOU DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT!!!

OH! That’s such a smart way to have the OG villains without it being more people living out their childhood dreams from watching the show

C’mon DW, you can do this.

FENTON-oh bye Fenton

Gosalyn has two idiot dads

Drake acting like a dad already, so good

I’m not sure what to make of Launchpad’s family assignments

‘Let’s get dangerous, it the safest way possible’ because he cares. And Launchpad putting the helmet on Gosalyn? *chief kiss* Funny stuff

BRADFUCK!

He’s on board with killing because he already has it in him and has no capacity to care.

Oh my god Launchpad. Never Change!

C’mon Huey, you can do better. Figure ‘im OUT!

Oh boy, Louie knows how to pick locks...

HAHA! She’s also sassy, man she’s good

He remembered the commercial, but not the giant robot? Relatable

‘You know who else banters? Family.’ Oh my god, Launchpad NEVER CHANGE

BUDDY! OH MY GOD THEY’RE FREINDS THIS IS HILARIOUS

NARUTO RUN! YEAH!

Am I the only one out of the loop as to why Bushroot is...like That? He’s so...grey...like his colors have been drained. He was apparently a lot of peoples favorite because of his backstory. Why is he a shadow of his former self??? Why Am I Always So Far From The Loop?!

WOW. The boys are really starting to ware on Bradford.

‘You guys have other clothes?’ LAUNCHPAD NO!

‘young lady’ Drake unknowingly falling into becoming a parent is just great

OOH, Lanchpad and Gosalyn interaction! Yes Please!

‘Nice night.’ 100/10 THE BEST FUCKING JOKE I HAVE EVER WITNESSED!!! HANDS DOWN!

DW NO! SLEEP IS IMPORTANT! *shoves the fact that I slept from 7am-2pm less than 3 nights ago behind me* Also, IT’S BEEN DAYS?!!? I have to admit, that was not executed clearly enough. Probably the only problem I have with the episode

‘das unexseptible, i cant excempt tat’ Drake. Drake, you’re so sweet. That line made me soft.

THAT’S THE SONG! THE SONG OF LEGENDS TOLD! SHE’S HUMMING IT TO A SLEEPING DRAKE! GUYS! GUYS! GIVE ME ALL THE REASONS WHY I SHOULD WATCH THE OG SHOW! PLEASE! I HAVE SO MANY OTHER SHOWS I NEED TO WATCH AND I SO WANT TO MOVE DWD TO THE TOP!!!

I A SOFT! I AM LAUNCHPAD! AND HOW FUCKING LONG IS THAT LIST ON HIS HAND AT THIS POINT! As someone that writes on their hand for reminders, he just has a bunch of words grouped up and extremely smudged on his hand.

I love how the tv show villains are confused about DW’s lack of showmanship

And then he died. Damn.

Gosalyn’s immediate concern and switch to stealth is A+ storytelling. I didn’t even catch it the first time through

Launchpad’s face and rise to what i will assume was a yell of glee was precious! That look just screams ‘FINALY! SOMEONE ASKS ME ABOUT SOMETHING I KNOW AND LOVE WITH MY WHOLE HEART! AND IT’S SOMEONE OTHER THAN MY BOYFREIND DRAKE!

Oh my god, it’s lodged in his weird throat. Gross.

Well, even I can tell that’s a reference to something

Aaaaaaannd Bradford has been found out. Yes!!!

And now the kids are dead

I wonder how many times David said that line. I played a character with a catchphrase and I had to try and say is different every time. It was hard...She said it 17 times. Not Groovy.(god I hate myself.)

Oh, B plot villains. Cool.

Launchpad coming in with the pep talk, yeah!

And DW’s back in action!!! WOO!

I found out that the original voice actor for Quackerjack reprised his role. He must of had a blast recording his lines again!

Neverminded, Gosalyn has two nerd dads

ALL OF THEM SAYING THE LINE IS PURE SERITONIN!!!!!

UH. UH! DRAKE IS STRAGHT UP BEING STABBED! MULTIPLE TIMES!! IN HIS TORSO!!!

God, they really are nerds

‘Why were our heads so round’ HA AHAHAHAHAAAH!!! *WHEEZE* I LOVE THIS FUNKY DUCK SHOW!

‘unless’ Aw. Aw man. I knew how it would end, but man, it hurts.

Hugs. Soft sorrowful hugs from your future dad

Where’d Bulba go? He just kind of disappeared.

‘Bradford? F.O.W.L??’ Nice going guys

‘Our reality just got a lot more dangerous’ idk why, but I really like that line

Drake out of the suit and Gosalyn Knows Him! YES!!!

‘Look, you got knocked down, beat up, and blown up today, but what matters is that you get back up’ I

I am Soft. Just, So Soft. And it would take too long to describe everything I’m feeling

He’s so nervous and he can’t find his words and they’re so sweet! Doc, I have diabetes now. Cause: Found Family Trope

Launchpad, he hodl.

LP! NOT YOU TOO! SLEEP! SLEEP NOT WHILE DRIVING! GUYS, NO!(Shit, they’re made for each other!)

ADVENTURE FAMILY ON THE CASE! YYEEEAAAAH!!!!!

Altogether, another great ep

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WAIT! THERE’S ANOTHER ONE ALREADY! i HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN! FU

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                        And thus, the gods smiled upon her and said: Let there be bitches.                                                                                                ― The Book of Moe

WOW. HI HELLO. This blog is literally 2 months old and you lovely people have all decided to join me in my shennanigans, loving this robot who bodyslammed me back into roleplaying on Tumblr again haha. When I first made Connor’s blog, I was really shaky about it, spending over 2 months editing the theme and writing up his stuff, editing icons for countless hours and constantly thinking “maybe this isn’t a great idea.” But it was probably the best idea, honestly. I’m so glad I’m here and that I’ve been able to meet such lovely people. Anyway enough about me let’s gush about some beautiful hoomans.

@phckinglife / @deconstructlife :

Middy. ♡ You’re up first, because you were my first friend I made in this fandom and I can’t even express how happy I am to have gotten the chance to get to know you and to write with you. Gavin and Cayden are beautifully written and you’ve put so much effort into perfecting their character. I love talking with you and screaming about ConVin with you. Because of you I can be an open ratvin stan instead of a closet one XD I love hearing about your comic and I do sincerely mean it when I say I want to be first in line to buy a translated copy!!

@rk800isalive

Eme, my love. What once was an ungodly amount of geckos in my inbox is now an ungodly amount of love and affection in my heart for you ♡ You are by far one of my favorite people in the world. You deserve the only best things and I am so happy to call you my friend. I look forward to the adventures you and I will go on both in spirit and in writing. You’re a gremlin, but you’re my gremlin.

@ruthlessnessisyourdesire / @creation-is-chaos / @cybernetichearts / @detroitfortune / @deviated-detective : 

AAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! When you followed me on Sixty back when I was a wee noob to the fandom I can’t even express how excited I was! All of your muses are perfect (and I know for a fact I’ve probably missed at least one of your blogs in up there but we’re gonna pretend I didn’t) and your writing is flawless. I can’t wait to get to throw Connor at all of your muses. I would die for all of them. Including Corvus. Especially Corvus. 

@syntheticisolation / @triptocained :

DANNY I’m gonna body slam you with all my love for you and your muses. Richard is the best murder baby and I’m so happy we’ve been able to write such awesome things together. I know you’re still waiting on those discord replies pls don’t kill me fdksvskgbkgfd. Thank you for getting me into Heavy Rain, thank you for binging horror movies with me, thank you for just being so fucking cool and being my best broham. 

@filledgxld / @rxseguided / @repliicantceo / @ofthenigxt :

Catie~ I love you so much you’re such a wholesome bean with such awesome muses. Connor is so gay for Vannevar it’s not even funny and Jesse and Eli and Elliot and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Thunderpants ( @terrifiesall ) are all so unique. 

@glaiveofruin / @androidvixen / @chloemodelrt600 :

Glaive every time I see your North I’m just like “hell yeah, you funky little hellraiser.” She’s fucking awesome, and you’ve been hella rad too. I’ve had so much fun writing with you, I can’t wait to branch off and let Connor play with your other muses! 

@lethalxarsenal / @coffee-and-guns / @vexeddetective / @leaderawakened / @stayhuman-genevieve / @diiivinerose / @fearlessandchaotic / @creatorofclay  / @antiquexbeast :

THE CORVUS CULT!!! You guys have brought some of the best times for me, and honestly thank god this all happened when it did so we could have jackbox and hungergames simlulator nights lol. Literally just hanging out with all of you is so much fun and y’all deserve so many good things. Lea, Ely, Kam, Damien, Iron, Curly and Feli, you are all totally fucking sweet (and spicy ;D) beans and you deserve all the happiness in the world. 

HONORABLE MENTIONS!!!! These are all lovely people who I’ve been able to talk to a few times that I really hope to get to know better. You’re all awesome people and incredible writers. Keep on keeping on, and honestly come here and let me love you goddammit.

@serviant / @dogandroses / @negotiiator / @therightdirextion / @an-unlikely-duo / @zeitlosleben / @baddcop / @soulcoded / @soulstied / @bitterbadge / @deviatiions / @failedmission​

NEWBS!!!! And these are my newest mutuals!! Thank you so much for helping me reach this milestone and for giving me your time ;w; I look forward to getting to know you all and writing with you. Consider this a callout post for how cool you guys are and how excited I am to start doing stuff!!!

@h8anderson / @jericholeader / @hardboiledmillennial / @ambitiouslyruthless / @cyberlifemistake / @prettyniceguyforasynthetic​ / @hollow-pride / @ludditeexe / @enfrcrr / @talktoten 

Peace, Love, and Moe  ~ 

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day 46... you know how hard it is to type with a pen? shit sucks man.

)))):

YEET the cat

boing boing boing boin-

oh i think i can name quite a few gay aliens

f..fancy santa???

the best kind of robot design is just a funky lil dude

who the FUCK let this child get a TATTOO

...ah. right. when did this originally come out again?

cmon man dont be a dick, just rap with the poor robot already. look at him.

LOVE this funky lil dude

also what the FUCK is your hair doing

and- he just murdered a man. holy shit

*levitates ominously*

god one dirk was bad enough, who ever let him make another him

,,

OH NO, A LITTLE FLOATING MAN

dad best character 10/10

.......,,,,,,,,,

fanfiction of you and your friends written by an intergalactic alien... fuck yeah i’d wanna read that

holy shit i love this art

arr u suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InbijS4izck&feature=emb_title

goddammit stupid drawing pad let me embed the video PLEASE

dont mind me just saving every panel of jake i see-

oh fuck its YOU

oh my god this fucking conversation

OH BOY INDEED, rip jane :’(

:eyes:

dude please you are killing her

oh???

haha get FUCKED

[the-cooler-newton]

wow. okay.

first of all: I love how sometimes arrows just show up is hover in the right place. scratches the part of my goblin brain that loves secrets.

green goop guy. in the pipes. idk how to feel about him but i do like his painting.

all the bosses being steps to upload the game to the web?? ngl that was fucken cool. didn’t expect that. also i love Golly with my whole heart and i hope she has a great day. 

that make-a-card station on P03′s island is iconic. the names and faces you can make in that are unparalleled. Big Shoot Esquire my beloved. 

the other scrybes hiding in the basement was kinda funny. theyre just chilling down there. what r u gunna do? murder someone? haha thats cool. yall r so quirky. 

P03 was almost enough of an asshole for me not to care when it started spouting that shit at the end about liking my company. Almost. But man, the way it said it made me believe it. i dont care that you’re evil, P03, you’re my homie. Leshy ripping your head off made me :( 

but OH BOY. The ending sequence with all the other scrybes? kinda slapped. Grimora’s funky bone aesthetic was very intriguing, and Magnificus??? dude went all out! Man had full battle minis and everything. What a mad lad. 

Playing Leshy again, getting to use my old cards again, going back to the OG setting... kinda made me emotional, not gunna lie. And not just because i got to use Spicy Pigeon, my very first and most-often used death card, one final time. I also enjoyed seeing the mantis-god-blessed Mothman again. I missed that guy. And Leshy told me i made a good deck! Man. Thanks Dad. 

Anyway that ending cutscene?? Fully made me O_O. Luke just gets fucken ICED. my guy doesnt even get to finish his SENTENCE. BRUTAL. 

Inscryption! incredibly fun, honestly. The characters were endearing, and i got surprisingly attached to my cards - especially the ones that kicked ass. Also when i went into it i did not expect there to be robots, but then there totally were robots, and that’s an instant win. gg. 

and uh, Luke? you cant make youtube videos for shit, buddy. but its ok cus ur dead now so you cant get offended <3

i’ve started playing Inscryption and so far its gone like this: 

Life 1: died to the first prospector :(

Life 2: after beating the first life of the trapper boss, his eyes went all red and he filled the board with a bunch of bears?? apparently I was doing too well and the game wanted to kill me. the fact that i almost beat it even when it was cheating is probably a good sign it was right. 

Now I’m on life 3 and I’ve got a totem that returns my squirrels to my hand when they die. i have infinite squirrels. you dont even know my real name. i am the squirrel king.