#haha heehee hoho

[simporado]

‼️ nsfw, mdni please

self-indulgent baku being down bad for reader ^q^

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Bakugo closes his eyes to bask in the feeling. The feeling of shame? Or the feeling of his hand stroking is cock harder than he did the last time again? He's not really sure.

The thought flies away when he cums, his mind blanks at nothing but your face. His seeds splattering onto his pants and on his naked stomach. He falls down on his back, sweaty and panting. A hand goes over his eyes as he calms his breathing down.

"Fuckin' ridiculous." He huffs to himself, shaking his head as if disappointed in himself or to clear his head. He pushes his bangs out of his sweaty forehead as he gets up from his bed to go shower.

Its already almost a year since you've invaded his thoughts. and It's been about— actually he doesnt know since when he's started jerking off to the thought of you.

The first time he had ever looked at you this way was when that stupid dunce face and fuckass perverted grape tricked you and the girls into wearing that shitty cheering uniform. He thinks he probably wouldnt give a shit about those uniforms, had you not bumped straight into his chest that day along the halls, feeling left behind as all the girls had already gone out wearing those outfits.

You had looked stressed then, he remembers. He surmises its because you were wearing something different, and had none of your classmates with you.

"H-Hey, watch where you're fucking going!" He stammers a little, but makes sure to sound normal.

"A-Ah, sorry." is all you had said to him before hurriedly running out to the field to where the rest of the girls were.

He didnt know it then, but that was when he started noticing you.

It had only been stealing glances at you since then, until you had been partnered with him during no-quirk sparring.

Aizawa had you paired together that day. He huffed before getting into his fighting stance, and you did the same. You were in a ponytail, and seeing your hair up was already doing things to him, but he had to focus.

He’d lunged in first, and at the first half of your spar, he seemed to have the upper hand. Then, you started to finally hit back and dodge his advances. He noticed immediately that you were studying how he fights. And he sports a somewhat crazed smile at the realization.

Infuriated and probably turned on, he fought harder, and so did you. But alas, he still ended up winning. He had you immobilized on your stomach on the ground. His hand pinning your arms a bit painfully on your back while he straddles the back of your thighs. Your is face squished against the mat floor of the gym. You grit your teeth in pain caused by Bakugo restraining you, but its also mostly in annoyance.

"You lost, shitty nerd—" he manages to say before hearing the whistle. His hold relaxes a bit, but you struggle and kick his rear, he stumbles forward a bit. He puts his hand in front of him beside your head to break his fall, but his crotch ends up grazing against your ass.

He freezes for a millisecond then shoots up instantly and left. He lets out an audible 'tch' before immediately walking away trying to look casual, despite his reddening ears.

He sighs as he closes the shower, then steps out to dry himself and get changed.

It was around after dinner time, and he's just about ready to go to bed. He heads down to the dorm kitchen to get himself water for his room. Surpisingly, no one else was down there in the common rooms.

Or so he thought, as he almost jumps when he sees an ass sticking out in front of him on the floor. It seemed like you were trying to reach for something from under the sofa.

"The fuck are you doing?" He asks, voice gruff. He kinda hopes he doesnt sound weird. You pull back to look at him, hair tussled.

" 'Was trying to get my phone." is all you say, your lips pouting a bit.

Bakugo's eye twitches. And his cock. Your eyes flicker down for a second.

"Fuckin' move over," He says before bending down to get your phone for you.

“Ah, but you don’t have t—“ but you r protests were futile already as Bakugo lifts the couch, making sure to show off his strength and biceps (thank god he wore a sleeveless shirt tonight) your way in feigned nonchalance, and grabs your phone with the other. This doesn’t go unnoticed by you, of course.

He was about to hand you your phone, but stops in his tracks when he looks down and sees what was on your phone screen.

It's a picture of him shirtless. A bit dirty and sweaty, probably during one of his hero work.

You move immediately to snatch your phone but Bakugo's reflexes are too quick. He raises an eyebrow at you. "You took this?" he asks, smirking.

"Izuku did." you shake your head, correcting him. You cross your arms and tilt your chin downwards to glare up at him. His eyebrows only shoot up higher at the information.

"This what made you drop your phone and got your ass out trying to get it back?" He asks, the smirk on his lips growing into a grin.

You glare at him, cheeks burning. You jerk your chin towards him. "You cant say shit about me when you've got a hard on. 'That because of my ass?" You ask, eyes glaring at him but he can see mischief and lust in them.

A groan rumbles deep in his chest before stepping close to you. "So what if it is?" he growls mostly out of struggling to keep his cool. He sees you slowly smile up at him at his answer, and you’ve never looked even more gorgeous. His heart thunders aggressively against his ribcage.

"I'll meet you at your room to help you with that." is all you say then turn to head to the elevator, not before snatching your phone in his hand.

He lets out a breath he didnt know he was holding. Snapping out of his stupor, he moves quickly to get his water bottle filled before sprinting to his room like a horny lovesick fool. God, you really will be the end of him.

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a/n

proofread it a bit, but probably still scuffed. i didnt bother at first because i thought i didnt like this piece enough. i see yall want a part 2… lmao i shall try. pray that my ovulation takes over me 🙏

[grinkcore]

SHITTY TMG RECORDINMG (MINUS THE FIRST SONG IM SORRY :^[ ) This was a bitch and a half to wrangle lol

[c-e-i-s]

I’m high LOL

[rb-bot]

hehe soon

[yousaythatsooften]

Y'all ain't stealing radiohead from me! I personally was 16 years old when it hit the airwaves so funk off, pink ribbon twits.

[gammasquad]

I don’t think we talk enough about the last pages of the Star Trek Trouble with Tribes Fotonovel

[n0chanxes]

<<OPEN starter for new demo muse; Thorn; A not quite dead, not quite alive 20-something. Works for a delivery company during the day. But at night, if the money or motivation's right, people around him end up going missing>>

"Jeeesus calm down." It fell from crimson lips in a chuckle, right hand lifting a lit cigarette to those very lips, the other hand wiping a blood-soaked blade against the pant leg, eyes glinting just barely in the moonlight as he looked at the other, letting smoke roll lazily out from his lips.

"And stop screaming so loud, you'll wake the whole block. What, never seen a little blood before~? What's the big deal?"

Another low, smooth chuckle glossed over... or maybe highlighted the moment. That the scene the stranger had been happened to walk past involved what was left of a body, blood pooled on the floor, dripping down the nearest alley wall, and spattered across smooth skin and smiling lips.

[justiceburst]

" be honest. are you happy with who you are? " to Akechi--

send me "be honest..." with a question your muse has been dying to ask mine and they'll answer truthfully.

He's quiet for a long, long moment.

"Answering that question would necessitate I have a defined identity in the first place, a sense of self that I can point to and judge. It necessitates that I be someone at all. And unfortunately, the truth of the matter is that I am not a person, but rather a creature of wills, if anything. I become whatever I need to be."

His lip curls up into a smile, a sneer, and he lets out a harsh laugh.

"I have no reason to be happy with myself. There are so many things I want to be, yet I am none of them. I've failed at everything I've tried, and my successes are fake, because my ability to fake it is the only thing that gives me worth."

It's horrible, speaking like this, the pain and shame intense, physical, all-consuming. His hands curl into fists at his sides. Admitting this leaves him with nothing. No protection, no worth, nothing.

"Besides," he concludes sardonically, and his voice is strained. "I know I'm terrible from a purely objective standpoint."

[farharbour]

atlanta reign and seoul infernal, two teams that together have a combined 9 out of 12 role stars and one almost sure-win for 2023 league mvp, two teams that were first seeds in their respective regions, both got 3-0'd today and knocked out of the playoffs. this league is such a joke

[yamimichi]

Sorry, I got a little over exuberant with my reblogging.

[skully-drawls]

I'm gonna be very honest, this is one of the greatest art series I ever seen, and I mean, its not only my favorite series no, it's the most beautiful thing I ever seen, Peppino as a vampire? Awesome because I'm a fan of ghouls and monsters but this, chef kiss, you outdone yourself, and I mean that, also, did anyone besides the noise noticed he was a vampire? Or is he the only one?

AHH This is a real lovely inbox message thank you so much! ;w; I am really glad you're enjoying what I have! I know its not much but hopefully I can provide more soon! Ah!! Ghouls and monsters are also my favorite heehee.

As for the question! Noise only noticed cause some kid saw Pep haha, but other than that Gustavo and Brick know! Noise kind of brings attention to Pep on accident so Vigi would start to know hoho. And Noisette I think is mostly oblivious! She doesn't mind what Pep is long as he's nice!

[theultimatekamehamehavoc]

I wonder Is he going "heehee", "hehe", "haha", "hoho", "teehee", or something cursed?

[hg-deranged-edition]

Hello people of Harringrove nation… I come bearing my transmasc art for the third day in a row. Enjoy my thoughts on what tattoos I think they’d get after top-surgery! Also yeag I used the same torso for all of them what about it. And I gave them all different top surgery scars

First off, Billy. I thought of two alternate tats he could get- one because it looks kickass and the other for sentimental purposes.

First off is my extremely rough approximation of where Mr. Hargrove’s scars would land. Scorpions because funny song and sun because longing for California, and finding warmth in your own heart.

The second tattoo that I spent far too much time on- Actually a coverup for Starcourt. I chose Gardenias, dandelions and purple hydrangeas for no particular reason. :^) Also because Billy’s mother embroidered flowers onto his shirts. Or at least I think that’s why he has flowers on his shirts in his childhood flashbacks…

Next, Steve’s tattoos. Yeah I’m not gonna lie I gave him deq. Or tribal Kurdish tattoos. Plan on getting something similar one day. This was purely because it looks cool. And it’s nice to think of

And finally, bonus Eddie. Haha. Heehee. Hoho. I wonder what his tats resemble. And yes I trojan horsed Harringroveson into this

That’s all, folks.

[schnuffel-danny]

mutual going thru my Jack/Vlad art: heehee hoho haha me, gripping my pen so hard it cracks: I NEED TO DO COMMISSIONS BUT AUUUUGH JACK/VLAD

[ittybittybumblebee]

Hi guys today im making a s scary post look

Scary

See? scary post, i hope your so scareded,

BOO!! uh oh! see i scared you again, haha,, a Hoho heehee

[ghostiidasponk]

imagine I started an ALIEN STAGE x TWST au wouldnt that be so funny wouldnt that just be hilarious just thinking about it makes me do the haha the hoho and the heehee Yuu is Mizi 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈