#hag plan!
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so now that you confessed to being anon. what. what was the hag plan even supposed to be?
*i* didn’t start the hag plan
hag wrote it in her tags and i thought it would be fun 🤭💫
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this might be a corn plate post but i just noticed ahab's harpoon is backwards clock and im normal
stubb, pip, starbuck, queequeg....and ishmael would have been the fifth high level employee to sacrifice....
#ik the narrative is that ahab would never kill Her Whale but it's interesting to consider that she actually....did have a plan#outside of being delusional of course#i love this hag.#ahab lcb#limbus company#lcb#lobotomy corporation#project moon#pjm#lobcorp#backwards clock#cicada buzzes
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DOES THAT MEAN THAT VIVIAN FORGOT TO TAG THEMSELF?!
WHAT DOES THE HAG PLAN END WITH @ringaroundtherosier @canyouhearmyfear @not-rab @bellathethirstybitch
what does this even mean
also you forgot @where-is-vivian :(
#0_0#also i think that the hag plan should end with u somehow falling off of a cliff?#call me crazy#vivian tag 🤭#hag plan!
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Shawn and Topanga 7x19 - "Brotherly Shove"
#switched gears on the original plan it made me too sad. another time#anywayyyy me and my hag!!!!#shawn hunter#topanga lawrence#boy meets world#bmwedit#bmw#my gifs
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Some day hundreds of years from now when Laudna is still an undead, undying witch living in a cottage somewhere, animating objects for funsies to keep her company, an adventuring party rocks up on a quest, sent by the current living de Rolo descendant to kill a hag and retrieve a gem that contains the soul of the de Rolos’ greatest nemesis, the one the family was never quite able to completely defeat.
Maybe it’s just me and my Forever DM brain, but seriously look me in the eye and tell me Laudna’s current situation doesn’t sound exactly like a mid-level adventure hook setup for a future Exandrian D&D source book.
#I am building Laudna’s Hag statblock in my mind already#the de Rolo will talk a lot of big game about their plan to destroy it#but really they want Delilah’s power for their own#probably they’re planning to kill the rest of the family for some reason#this is what Forever DM brain does to me#critical role#cr3 spoilers#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#el talks
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Listen, listen, listen, as a Dadstarion/dhampir enthusiast, I’m all for all these fics where there’s some sort of attack or scare, whether Durge/Tav and Astarion are aware of the baby yet or not. Love it. That’s the best kind of angst. It’s my bread and butter. It’s absolutely planned out in my own fic.
But you know who I haven’t seen mentioned or used yet?
Auntie Ethel.
#it makes so much sense if your gang saved Vanra#homie wants a hag baby what would be better than a DHAMPIR HAG BABY#Durgestarion#Tav x Astarion#Auntie Ethel#Durge#Astarion#Tav#bg3#no I’m not planning things what’s do you mean#Papastarian#Dadstarion
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solidly in act 3 now, farther than I had gotten with my other tav, and I'm kinda struggling tbh. the city is so huge and it seems like there's not a clearly defined like. order to things. I know the game is super open but act 1 and 2 seemed at least to generally have a logical path to follow. I'm worried that anything I do is gonna cut other paths off like, all the big major beats that I've been putting off are all I have left and I don't know what I'm supposed to do first.
#I finished helping the hag survivors the other night#and just last night I saved Figaro from being murdered.#and I thought maybe I'd try to talk to nine fingers before doing the murder tribunal#but I popped down the manhole and there's like a whole second city under the sewers#so idk if I should be investigating down there?#and then my other things are cazador. yikes. the house of hope. scary. and disabling the steel watch#which is way out of the way#my plan was to pop jaheira in the party and go talk to nine fingers#but if it's a whole underground like. dungeon basically. I'll have to get her all leveled up and kitted out#idk what to doooooo#jennie plays bg3
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found a website where u can get custom acrylic keychains done 🙏🙏
#gonna make me a jb and hag romance keychain#debating whether to do one with like the extra little charm attached on the bottom#bc I want to do like jb + oathkeeper/widow’s wail#and hag romance + rhapsody/shri’iia’s halberd#or this one where the frame is heart shaped and they’re SPINNING#the spin one is kinda fun I’m thinking of making it double sided with the same pose but diff expression#so when it spins it’s like they’re moving lol#anyway MUCH to think about. the minimum quantity is 3 tho so I’ll just have a couple extra which isn’t so bad#if they turn out good maybe I’ll give them away just pay for the shipping I guess lmfao#maybe I’ll even add in a jb doodle in there idk. anyway. plans!#anyway idk which one I wanna do 😭 the one with the attached weapons is like thematic#but the spinning one sounds more fun sobs
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i’ve posted over 500 posts and literally 350 of them are about ice cream/divorcing/and the hag plan??
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My best friend is marrying a drag queen and they’re having a sci-fi themed wedding and I’m the best man, and when I tell you, I have never collected so much jewelry for a single occassion in my entire LIFE, sweet jesus there’s gonna be like ten pounds of silver hanging off my head that night.
#I’m wearing a jumpsuit cuz I couldn’t find a suit & tie in the right color#it’s very Bob Mackie very Cher if she was fat and short#so excited to put the whole look together#there are gonna be so many drag queens at this wedding it is INTIMIDATING to plan an outfit knowing I have to stand next to so much beauty#still havent decided if i’m gonna wear makeup tho…..#i’m already nervous about getting dysphoric cuz my jumpsuit looks like a dress#we shall see#hag life
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oh yeah did i ever tell you guys that delthyn fucking died
#curse of strahd hag fight was brutal#i think there might be more with her in the future but idk what my dm is planning 👀#but if there is i see her coming back very evil and angry lmao#lush.talk#dnd#oc: delthyn zalanzath
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u do u darling
DARLING ARENT WE ARCH NEMESIS TO LOVERS
WERE LIKE REGULUS AND JAMES BUT HOTTER
IM LYING THEYRE THE HOTTEST ):
ok but am i regulus or james
it's true they are hotter <3333
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Here’s how Gabi and Guillaume returning for a final olympic season will save ice dance from destitute-
#hear me out#cause at least when they were dominating they were GOOD whatever is happening now objectively isn’t#therefore my plan:#they return in time for 2026#win because I do not think the judges are shameless enough to pretend that f/g and c/b are at their level#forces all the hag teams to retire after because who in their right mind is going another Olympic quad#all the robbed younger teams move up by default in the rankings#gabi and gui retire with their double golds vive la France#ice dance is saved!#I’m playing the long game please keep up with my delusions#figure skating#ice dance
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my parents die I'm blowing my brains out I don't see what's so hard to comprehend with that
#omg kiera no one cares#my mom 'you'll want to live blah blah' NO WRONG#spent my WHOLE LIFE WITH YOU AND NOW I JUST HAVE TO BE WITHOUT YOU?? EVEN IF A LOT OF BEING WITH SUCKED???#i don't care if i have kids or anything i will kill myself but I'm also planning on 27 because nothing good about being a disgusting hag#like i refuse to be 30 i will not be old and disgusting and hate my ugly lil body more i will die young and pretty#even 27 pushing it but my friend wants me at her wedding and 1st child🙄
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hater arc is in full swing, please stand by ⏱️
#text post#delete later#hi. I woke up from a wine dream wherein Lestat the Loser from ITWV was chasing me around a huge mansion like I was in Scooby Doo#he was 🤏 THIS CLOSE to biting me. uncomfortably close. and yet somehow I escaped#now I'm in full-on mean hag mode bc 1) I've never seen anything having to do with IWTV and I don't plan on changing that#and 2) I keep seeing content for my NOTP crop up here and there. Hard Pass™️#anyway. now I have imaginary beef with a blond novelty vampire on the same level as my other various celebrity beeves#and I'm also riled up and Way Too Awake. it is 3 AM (i.e. past my bedtime)#so off I go back to my comfy granny nest#radioactive sludge
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