#hag plan!

[not-rab]

so now that you confessed to being anon. what. what was the hag plan even supposed to be?

*i* didn’t start the hag plan

hag wrote it in her tags and i thought it would be fun 🤭💫

[wormpit]

this might be a corn plate post but i just noticed ahab's harpoon is backwards clock and im normal

stubb, pip, starbuck, queequeg....and ishmael would have been the fifth high level employee to sacrifice....

[not-rab]

:000

DOES THAT MEAN THAT VIVIAN FORGOT TO TAG THEMSELF?!

WHAT DOES THE HAG PLAN END WITH @ringaroundtherosier @canyouhearmyfear @not-rab @bellathethirstybitch

what does this even mean

also you forgot @where-is-vivian :(

[elle-thereafter]

Some day hundreds of years from now when Laudna is still an undead, undying witch living in a cottage somewhere, animating objects for funsies to keep her company, an adventuring party rocks up on a quest, sent by the current living de Rolo descendant to kill a hag and retrieve a gem that contains the soul of the de Rolos’ greatest nemesis, the one the family was never quite able to completely defeat.

Maybe it’s just me and my Forever DM brain, but seriously look me in the eye and tell me Laudna’s current situation doesn’t sound exactly like a mid-level adventure hook setup for a future Exandrian D&D source book.

[papastarion]

Listen, listen, listen, as a Dadstarion/dhampir enthusiast, I’m all for all these fics where there’s some sort of attack or scare, whether Durge/Tav and Astarion are aware of the baby yet or not. Love it. That’s the best kind of angst. It’s my bread and butter. It’s absolutely planned out in my own fic.

But you know who I haven’t seen mentioned or used yet?

Auntie Ethel.

[lonesomedotmp3]

Shawn and Topanga 7x19 - "Brotherly Shove"

[swordmaid]

found a website where u can get custom acrylic keychains done 🙏🙏

[misfits-den]

Delight of the day

My 60yo dad walking around, perfectly happy, in a shirt my brother got him.

At a furry con.

[not-rab]

yuh huh

IT'S NOT ME!

[not-rab]

i’ve posted over 500 posts and literally 350 of them are about ice cream/divorcing/and the hag plan??

[hag-lad]

My best friend is marrying a drag queen and they’re having a sci-fi themed wedding and I’m the best man, and when I tell you, I have never collected so much jewelry for a single occassion in my entire LIFE, sweet jesus there’s gonna be like ten pounds of silver hanging off my head that night.

[wildfairies]

oh yeah did i ever tell you guys that delthyn fucking died

[not-rab]

u do u darling

DARLING ARENT WE ARCH NEMESIS TO LOVERS

WERE LIKE REGULUS AND JAMES BUT HOTTER

IM LYING THEYRE THE HOTTEST ):

ok but am i regulus or james

it's true they are hotter <3333

[leahthedreamer]

Here’s how Gabi and Guillaume returning for a final olympic season will save ice dance from destitute-

[cowardlycowboys]

my parents die I'm blowing my brains out I don't see what's so hard to comprehend with that

[swordmaid]

my hag romance murder mystery au turning to magistrate astarion working with executor shri’iia we kind of like that development