#hi. I woke up from a wine dream wherein Lestat the Loser from ITWV was chasing me around a huge mansion like I was in Scooby Doo
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hater arc is in full swing, please stand by ⏱️
#text post#delete later#hi. I woke up from a wine dream wherein Lestat the Loser from ITWV was chasing me around a huge mansion like I was in Scooby Doo#he was 🤏 THIS CLOSE to biting me. uncomfortably close. and yet somehow I escaped#now I'm in full-on mean hag mode bc 1) I've never seen anything having to do with IWTV and I don't plan on changing that#and 2) I keep seeing content for my NOTP crop up here and there. Hard Pass™️#anyway. now I have imaginary beef with a blond novelty vampire on the same level as my other various celebrity beeves#and I'm also riled up and Way Too Awake. it is 3 AM (i.e. past my bedtime)#so off I go back to my comfy granny nest#radioactive sludge
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