#haeh

[valentino-moth-man]

I hate you go suck a dick or something

I mean gladly I will. Probably. Who's dick is it though?

[fizzypipz]

i really like your art

youre really epic can i be your biggest fan /pos /silly

(my 1st ask didnt send but if it did sorry for 2 of them!!!!!)

this is a really nice surprise to have in my inbox :'D thank you so much!

[mindself]

Being stressed in withdrawal the day before trump visits my town... maybe not a good combination

[ghostmadewithlove]

really big fan of pandora guitarhero i will now imprint myself on to her thank you

[o-i-w-u]

hhhhhmmm i think id rather watch it myself but thank youuu :>

based on a headcanon where due to the double dose of Agony he received, Eclipse feels some pain that hinders his ability to walk. Some days are fine, some days he needs to use it. But he adamantly refuses to use it around the others to avoid "looking weak".

[melodyquackers]

HAEH 🤑

[nomsfaultau]

Philza Malewife Competition Round 9

Previous rounds: Cleaning. Cooking. Decorating. Karens. Sick Day. Eggs. Hugs. Venting. Current points: The Lambs Wolves Wear (2), Lighting Lanterns (1), Weight in Gold (2), Fault (2), everyone else (0). And an honorary point to qsmp for a guest appearance.

For a quick synopsis for the fics I’m referencing- those are here

Next round: Handy man! Broke a Samsung Smart Fridge? Giant magical explosion? No problem! These Phils are on the job, dedicating their experience and skills to crafting, repairing, and home improvement!

GOLDEN APPLES (Gilded Atrophy): Well this Philza did repair all of L'Manburg after withers, tnt, and however many wars occurred. If he could patch up a crater, he can fix just about anything. This includes lovely walkways and infrastructure, beautiful residencies for the refugees of the nation, stunning air balloon lanterns, and overall just the prettiest town ever seen on the server. It's all developed from his centuries of knowledge, though might be a little slow since he's building it all by hand while his wings are recovering from the blast damage. If he can fix a country, he can fix anything. Also patches up creeper holes <3

The LAMBS Wolves Wear: He lives in an old house (built by his great great grandparents) and is used to fixing things up by hand. Doesn't have much in the way of materials, but can chop down trees or make rudimentary replacements. And given "Tommy" keeps destroying the house, he's putting those skills to use....or would, if "Wilbur" isn't refusing to let him, insisting on plastering illusions to 'fix' everything. So, now it's broken, and you can't tell it is until it's too late.

MANDATORY FAMILY REUNION: Hahahahhah......he has a check for 200k to make this go away..?

Where do BABIES come from?: "Heyyyy Dad? Could you swing by, I think my fridge is broken. And the shower, and backdoor, and- DID YOU START A FIRE IN THE WASTE BASKET?! Sorry, I- oh yeah, I have news about new...roommates?" Essentially, this dude just got out of college, does not have money for a repair person, and is replying on his own dad to dad for him. Also forgot to tell his family he now has...four kids? And counting?? So that'll be fun....

LIGHTING LANTERNS to Bring You Home: "Mmm I'm reading. Technoblade I humbly fall in supplication in need of your godly power blah blah fix it for me. "HAEH?! Your words fall upon closed ears for I am a god of Work, not of lazying about!" "Fascinating. I did not realize you were incapable." "NAY! VERILY I AM THE MOST CAPABLE!" "uh huh prove it. Do I win the tournament now?"

Worth far more than you WEIGHT IN GOLD: He has made a very fluffy nest! (this is all he is capable of building). Like technically he can use rudimentary tools...but that's kinda it.

LORD what fools these mortals be!: Poof. He conjures up the finest of new rooms. The ceiling is infinitely high and sparkles with constellations. There are floating steps and magic candles and waterfalls for bed curtains and jewel trees and just about any magic you can imagine. Doesn't show much hard work, though.

FAULT: Philza reveals a lot of craftiness and resourcefulness within Fault. He is shown carving a reed based woodwind instrument for Wilbur, tanning rabbit hide and creating sinew thread for a dagger sheath, contributing metallurgy abilities to the crafting of Tubbos' prosthetic legs, and constructing fairly serviceable tarp tens for everyone while on the run. Has lots of experience from building houses, crazy knowledge for all sorts of time period based skills, trades, architecture trends, etc. However doesn't currently particularly have a house to do home repair in.

I thiiiiink next round will be the Maid Outfit round but that will take a bit because I’m planning full drawings for each one.

[ourlittleuluru]

Pardon me! Long-ish post ahead <( _ _ )>

ahhhhhh 😭 his singing voice is so good????! My ears are blessed on this day 🥺👉👈 (even if he was totally singing off the original tune)

HALP T^T I can't even with him and his cute little... stumbling over the words singing. It's too cute. My kokoro...

BUT okay... gimme a sec. Hear me out... The fact he said that "It's been a while since I last sang this."

LIKE

SO

Is the Happy Birthday song still passed down even after Earth's demise and Philos was formed... that this song has lived for SO LONG... that even Philosians still remember and keep by it???

Or, is it like... after the Backtrackers landed on Earth and before they split. The team learnt about this custom of singing the Happy Birthday song, that at the start, they tried to follow said custom. As a way to blend in. Or mayhaps just to keep themselves sane and somewhat... grounded to reality.

ALL THE QUESTIONS 😩

Ahem, continuing on though... Today's text from Xavier is just... 🥺 I CAN'TTTTTT

PARTNER IN LIFE?! PARTNERS. LIFE LONG PARTNERS ToT!!! Through time and space and what nots. Forever still partners ahhhhh

The fact that MC's text is flat out stating that she keeps stuff in Xavier's home like it's hers... they're so living the old married couple life that just happened to have 2 apartments and some how still sleeps apart :v

(just move in together already or something!)

^ this is just them 🥺 they share everything together. from objects to experiences...

The two of them impulse buying food/snacks... 🤣🤦‍♀️ and what do you mean it's hard to believe MC made it up, haeh?! D:<

Next... Thankfully... this man decided to dress himself well enough today 😭

Ngl as much fun as it is to have them be plastered with all sorts of weird and hilarious combinations of the accessories... 🤣 Maybe just not today. He decided to be a good bunny today by killing me...

This outfit combination is deadly... (○´ ་།｀)ﾉ

His moment post about his gift ... இ௰இ he's just happy we/MC gets to be happy. URGH THIS MAN... it's just so inline with how he's just so selfless in the sense that, as long as MC is happy with whatever path she takes, he will stand by it. Even if that path doesn't invovle him. Even better if it does. That sort of deal! (╥﹏╥)

Welp one final photo of the day as I turn in for the night! Chu, signing out! o7

[jacenotjason]

MONEYGUN PROPAGANDA ~!

honestly I am really shocked that both AmberAlert and MoneyGun got through the first round of the ship tournament.

If you only choose to vote for one of my oc x canon ships, please make it MoneyGun. They mean so much to me.

Frankly I think I would prefer it if AmberAlert lost, that way it's not AmberAlert vs MoneyGun at the end.. that. would suck. LMAO

When Round Two rolls around, please remember to vote MoneyGun! it would mean so much to me haeh <3

@smshiptournament propaganda hehahe

[hecatia666]

she's not fuwawa, she's mococoe!

what a funny dog she is, haeh?

[sicklydiseased]

HL2VRAI IS REALLLLL!!!!!

LETS GOOOOOOO I am so very excited haehe!!!

[lesbosaur1]

haeh

D-did some people actually think this?

[eclairelic]

yo.... Whoever wanna commission me a full rentry template and pay in nitro... Hmu... I'll do my best heheh...... haeh... I'm thinking about making a discord layout but I forgot I had no nitro...

[askdrunkbillcipher]

HAEH

*just downed her bottle of vodka in one go*

HEHEHEHHE

HELL HEAH LIL CUZ KNOWS HIW TO PARTY!!

[feathersinning]

Haeh

[nomsfaultau]

The Wretched Blood God: alas I cannot go outside in the rays of the holy sun… Tommy: wut. I thought you’d just sparkle? The Unholy Stain Upon The Earth: haeh what told you that Tommy, ears burning: well now I don’t want to say-