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at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

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not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight

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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS

Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.

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big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

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Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.

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The Best Places to Jerk Off in Skyrim

We have the worst list, now what about the best? Here they are in no particular order:

Lakeview Manor

This is my favourite player home by far. It's got a the lake there, the beautiful greenery, the gorgeous home you built. And I don't have no housecarl or kids to worry about, just peace and quiet

2. Bard's Leap Summit

Okay, hagravens aside (or not, depending on your persuasion) it's got a great view, the relaxing sound of the waterfall, the ancient and wild vibe. Idk about y'all but cranking it crazy style I love nature

3. Esburn's Hideout in the Ratway (once he is gone)

If you've ever been afraid of someone walking in on you, have no fear! With all those locks on the door nobody will be interrupting you :P And yes yes I know we are all "sexualize that old man" but not this one, nope

4. The Ancestor Glade

Is it a bit disrespectful? Perhaps but it's one of the most beautiful locations in the game so if y'all need me, well don't but i'll be under that tree there

5. The Understone Keep

If you me and what I'm about then you know, and that's all I'm gonna say on that <3

6. The Bard's College

To be a bard is to be horny, this is just purely for the vibes

7. The Mind of Pelagius

It would be a mad thing to do but when in Rome...

8. The Arch Mage's Quarters

Whether you are the Arch Mage or Savos is still kicking (in which case it'd be trickier), it would definitely be a vibe

9. Sovengarde

I am the Dragonborn and have just defeated the World-Eater I will do as I please, also when would you ever get the chance again?

10. The Back of the Cart

Hey, in the moment you think you're gonna die and sure your hands are bound but with a bit of creativity you can make sure you go to the block first

*According to skyrim-forever.tumblr.gov this is all my personal opinion and I implore you to think long and hard 😏 about where you would and make your own list

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Genyun did some awesome renders of my OC Tala for my new art book, so here's a drawing of his character Faust in return!

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main blog: *reblogs a picture of burgers* #soooo yummy

private blog: honestly i can't even remember the last time i enjoyed a yummy buttery hot delicious burger i just can't feel anything anymore. i just feel numb.