#haaland dortmund

[sportbarcelona]

Haaland GOING TO SCORE 1000 GOALS

[threelionsgirl]

my borussian heart is crying

[crushedbyatree]

Nobody move!

[swaggypsyduck]

footballers as text memes pt.5

pt. 4 , pt.6

[b1gbang]

favorite football friendships  ― Erling X Jude

[megmfsx]

i miss this era so much 😕

[bvbkjell]

if you don’t miss them you’re doing it wrong tbh

[hendolish]

I love that pic you posted tonight of Jude bare chested on a white couch in his team's track bottoms and white sports socks .

You wondered which of his boyfriends took the pic.

Are you able to write a few lines naming each of his boyfriends and what type of relationship they have?

Or whatever strikes your fancy.

Of course, you are not obligated to do anything. 🙂

certainly anon!! v important jude bf lore incoming…

erling haaland💛

they were just kids at bvb and grew up together into two of the world’s best players ♡ jude is very tactile (cheek kisses and such…) and erling is very possessive (he doesn’t like to share…). jude likes that erling is taller than him as not a lot of ppl are. erling makes him feel safe.

gio reyna🤎

again, a bvb product. jude was very young but they’re still good friends today (swapped shirts at the wc:). not even gonna mention that yt vid where they mentioned how it looked like they were filming p*rn bc of the hotel bed they were sitting on…

trent alexander-arnold🤍

“stroll in the city with bro”, they were on a DATE your honour ♡ absolutely inseparable whenever they’re at england and always gossiping between them. height difference is mwah x

jordan henderson❤️

they love each other a lot. no denying that. jude holds immense respect for hendo and hendo thinks jude is absolutely amazing. hendo is always there to comfort jude, more experienced and hardened by england’s losses than jude’s young heart. need more be said than their celebration at the wc??👀 in the words of my flatmate, “ARE THEY GOING TO KISS?”

james maddison💙

again, a source of comfort to jude when he’s torn up about england but these two also get on like a house on fire! madders absolutely loves jude and thinks he’s so amazing and mature for the way he goes about things. jude thinks madders is hilarious and loves him for it!

vini jr🖤

new relationship alert!! still a blossoming romance but these two’s chemistry is undeniable for madrid. they’re both v supportive and touchy and will go on to do great things together <3

(honourable mentions: rammers, phil, rashy, camavinga, toby bishay… the list goes on x)

♡

[kb9-ships-mistercriky]

and I discover so late that they are a beautiful couple!

[tl-trashtalk]

Ex-Dortmund players be like

[viejospellejos]

La mejor celebración de la historia

[crushedbyatree]

time flies

[lxlqzy]

sorry guys but I need to rant for a second.

Okay, I don't know if you've seen that one Jude Bellingham video on YouTube with Topps from like 4 months ago. But in that video he's asked who's his best friend in football outside of real Madrid and he answered Gio Reyna. Nothing too special right? Except that every damn person in the comments of that video or clips from it, decided to know better who's his best friend. The comments are literally filled with things like "Erling??!" "Jamal?" "Trent?!" and that is so fucking weird to me, like WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHO'S HIS BESTIE WTF?? I understand it with Trent because they're really close but I'm sure Jude took the question more on club only bases and not the national team. But then with Jamal for example, people act like they're the closest people ever just because two childhood pictures of them exist. I'm sure they both respect each other a lot and they're friends I guess but I think I know enough about them to know that they are NOT best friends or something. Then Erling, I get that too at least a little bit but if you're a fan of Jude you KNOW that he's always been closer to Gio than to Erling. I mean it was Gio and Erling at first actually. And after Jude joined Dortmund too, Gio and Jude started to become closer. And I just think all of that is just disrespectful towards Gio. Like Imagine one of your best friends is just showing appreciation towards you and then all their fans are like "Ew no, that's not his bestie" EVEN THO HE JUST EXACTLY THAT TWO SECONDS AGO. I'm sure that if Gio was as popular as the others there wouldn't be these comments, but just because he isn't a 100 million worth super talent people get mad.

[swaggypsyduck]

Borussia Dortmund's instagram and youtube page is basically:

[kundayy]