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Haaland GOING TO SCORE 1000 GOALS
#haaland#haaland goal#erling haaland#haaland goals#haaland man city#haaland skills#erling braut haaland#erling haaland goals#haaland speed#haaland dortmund#haaland de sloper#haaland hat trick#haaland hat-trick#haaland interview#haaland highlights#haaland celebration#erling haaland man city#haaland manchester city#haaland vs#haaland top 10 goals#haaland bvb#haaland 1v3#haaland miss#haaland song#haaland skill#haaland 9 gols#haaland vs psg
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I call this the viking effect
#erling haaland#dominik szoboszlai#szoboslai#haaland#liverpool fc#manchester city#erling håland#man city
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𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 ⁻ ruben dias
genre: smau
pairing: ruben dias x reader!established relationship
face claim: flavy barla
warnings: none
𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽𐬼𐬽
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yourusername: gorgeous view, oh and rubens there
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rubendias: wow.
⇝ yourusername: its okay, i still like u
⇝ rubendias: LIKE? YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND
user1: i love this relationship
user2: god really does have his favorites
user3: hot boyfriend + even hotter girlfriend
user4: im so jealous
user5: hes so papi coded
⇝ user6: ....dats...bold
yourfriend: where you staying at mamacita?
⇝ yourusername: *insert radio rebel meme*
ivandias03: i like you more and more every day
⇝ yourusername: im flattered, but i have a boyfriend. sorry
⇝ ivandias03: ....
user7: we've all seen the pictures. shes absolutely stunning, and hes...there
user8: my bi awakening
⇝ user9: my goal in life is to date one of them. i dont care which one
user10: i dont get the hype about her
user11: BOOM SHAKALAKAAAA
user12: i want this kind of relationship
user13: when i grow up i wanna be like yn (im 26)
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yourusername: apparently not a ’bowling night’ outfit 😔
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rubendias: thats not what i said
⇝ yourusername: thats exactly what you said
⇝ rubendias: meu amor i said you looked great
rubendias: o mais bonita 😍
⇝ yourusername: eu amo te velho 🥰
user1: their banter is so cute
user2: hannah montana said nobodys perfect, but here she is
sophiaaemilia: pretty 🤩
⇝ yourusername: youuuuu
user3: i love women
user4: the comments made me realize I’m so single and depressed
user5: perfect people don’t deserve perfect relationships 😭😭😭😭
user6: I fear I’m more in love than ruben
user7: he definitely isn’t winning on the field but he’s winning off the field
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user8: all wags are gorgeous PROVE ME WRONG
user9: I need 90 minutes to rethink my entire life and any decisions I have ever made
user10: take me to portugal i want to find a man like ruben
⇝ user11: I don’t need a man like ruben I need ruben
user12: am i the only one that misses single ruben?
⇝ user13: hell no, single ruben was miserable at least with this blonde lady he is happy
user14: who even is she?
⇝ user15: someone you’re jealous of
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rubendias: event of the year only because she attended
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yourusername: I ❤️ u
⇝ rubendias: spell it out correctly
⇝ yourusername: I LOVE YOU
⇝ rubendias: damn chill
⇝ yourusername: shut the hell up
ivandias03: get yo ass out of here
user1: I love this relationship more than I love my mom
user2: okay when is it my turn
user3: why am I single
user4: you’re so sexy post yourself
user5: she’s so sexy post her
user6: impeccable taste in women
⇝ rubendias: thank you for noticing, I try really hard
user7: and boyfriend of the year goes to…..
user8: I want to be their dog I can bark
user9: okay time for me to turn my phone off
user10: I want a refund
user11: I’m sobbing, I want a boyfriend
user12: at first we all thought she was a gold digger but I feel like this is real love
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yourusername: my old favorite person, ruben and my new favorite person, simba
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rubendias: do you actually love me
⇝ yourusername: yes, of course 😘😘
user8: DO YOU NEED ANOTHER DOG?? I CAN STILL BARKKK
user1: I love this lil family
user2: is it bad I want to be a dog?
user3: this is my roman empire
user4: I can’t wait til they have kids
⇝ yourusername: simba is my kid ? wdym?
user5: cutest dog ever
⇝ rubendias: cutest woman ever
⇝ yourusername: cutest man ever
⇝ user6: are we interrupting something…
user7: if this didn’t break my heart idk what will
user9: I want to be the dog
user10: that puppy is the luckiest puppy to ever walk the earth
#x reader#man city#manchester city#ruben dias#ruben dias x reader#ruben dias x you#smau#football x reader#football#barçameowski#erling haaland
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favourite moment btw
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some interesting corner techniques being deployed by Liverpool and Man City this evening
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man city meme dump part 3(?) im losing count
#football#man city#manchester city#mcfc#john stones#phil foden#jack grealish#manuel akanji#pep guardiola#ilkay gundogan#erling haaland#erling håland#kevin de bruyne#ruben dias#bernardo silva
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Some celebration pics 💙
#manchester city#man city#mcfc#john stones#kevin de bruyne#ruben dias#ederson#rodri#julian alvarez#erling haaland#phil foden#kyle walker#jeremy doku#jack grealish
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👑𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝👑
#Manchester City#Man City#MCFC#Scott Carson#Stefan Ortega#Ederson#John Stones#Nathan Ake#Sergio Gomez#Manuel Akanji#Rico Lewis#Mateo Kovacic#Jack Grealish#Jeremy Doku#Matheus Nunes#Phil Foden#Oscar Bobb#Erling Haaland#Julian Alvarez#Pep Guardiola#Bernardo Silva#Rodri#Ruben Dias#Kevin De Bruyne#Kyle Walker#23/24#PL#💙
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what it means
#cried making this#man city#manchester city#mci#mcfc#julian alvarez#julián álvarez#john stones#ruben dias#rúben dias#kevin de bruyne#erling haaland#ilkay gundogan
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faves :))
Footballers x Barbie poster
#erling haaland#kylian mbappé#jude bellingham#pablo gavi#marcus rashford#mason mount#liverpool trent arnold#mbappe psg#neymar jr#neymar jr icon#kylian mbappe icons#erling haaland icons#jude bellingham icons#kylian mbappe psg#man city haaland#barcelona
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW
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angsty argument with erling? 🥺
sorry looks like I’m incapable of writing angst without a fluffy ending 🫶
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“maybe if you had actually bothered to support your boyfriend for once, this wouldn’t have happened!” erling exclaimed, his voice getting louder and louder as the argument continued.
you scoffed at his emission. “well I’m sorry for not being your little lap dog and following you around 24/7! you know I do work an actual job, unlike most of the guys’ girlfriends?” you snapped back, not at all appreciating his comment.
“yeah, because it must be so tiring sitting at a desk all day.” erling rolled his eyes.
you shook your head, shocked at the words that were falling from his mouth. “you really are unbelievable, you know that?”
erling stepped forwards, towering over you. his usually bright eyes had darkened as he shouted at you for the first time ever in your relationship.
“i pay for everything, buy you everything you want and you can’t even turn up to one of my games?”
erling was right. he did pay for everything, he bought you everything you had ever wanted and more… but that was his decision. you had always offered to pay for things and insisted he didn’t buy you extravagant bags, clothes, shoes… but he chose to, and that was on him.
“that’s your choice, erling! I’m sorry you can’t seem to grasp the concept that normal people can get tired from jobs where they don’t get paid thousands of pounds a minute!” you shouted back, getting annoyed at his accusations.
he reached his hand up to run it thought his hair but as it glided just a few cm’s away from your face, you flinched, immediately turning your head and stepping back from erling. from the man who had been nothing but a total sweetheart to you throughout your relationship until today.
erling’s features immediately softened as he realised what had happened.
“oh, sweetheart.” he shook his head as the seriousness of the situation finally set in.
your eyes filled up with tears. of course deep down you knew he would never lay a hand on you, but the severity of the situation had got far too much, and him shouting at you had become overwhelming.
you looked down from his gaze and when he reached his hand out for you to grab, you took a few steps back in an instinct reaction.
“fuck, y/n, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” he spoke, voice cracking on the second sorry. you looked up and noticed his eyes were now gleaming in the low light.
erling felt awful, he was overtired and worn out from all the games and he had taken it out on the thing he loved the most, you.
“baby, you know I would never hurt you.” he pleaded. “you know that, don’t you?”
you had never seen him look so emotional. the bags under his eyes were prominent as he struggled to keep his emotions at bay.
“I know.” was all you could muster out as you wiped your tears away with your sleeve.
he reached a hand out to replace your with his and he wiped at your tears with his thumb before holding your face in his large hand.
“i’m sorry for shouting at you… i’m just so tired, it’s not your fault, I’m so sorry baby.” he babbled on, desperate to make things right.
you grabbed his other hand in yours and held it tightly, letting him know that you understood.
for the rest of the evening, erling was desperate to make it up to you, insisting you watched your favourite show and going out to get you your favourite snacks.
you were cuddled up to his chest with his hand stroking your hair, lulling you into a sleepy state. you had closed your eyes when when you heard him break the silence in the room.
“you know i didn’t mean any of that, right?” he asked, voice quiet as he continued to stroke your hair.
“i know.” you replied, nuzzling your head further into erling’s chest.
“really, i’m so proud of you, baby. i love showing off how intelligent my girlfriend is and i wouldn’t have it any other way.” he kissed the top of your head and you smiled, soon falling asleep and back to feeling safe as ever wrapped up in erling’s arms.
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#erling haaland#erling haaland blurb#erling haaland fanfic#erling haaland imagine#erling haaland one shot#erling haaland x reader#haaland#erling haaland x y/n#erling haaland x you#erling x reader#erling haaland x fem!reader#man city blurb#football x y/n#football x reader
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Hi could you write about erling not liking when his girlfriend wears a bra around the house/when they are alone? Him being in love with her and her body, but her being insecure, especially having natural big breasts? Erling having a thing for her boobs, but like not only sexual, he likes touching them, using them as his personal pillow, massaging them (his gf telling him he acts like they are his stress balls). Basically him being her biggest supporter :))
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“Erling?!” It was the third time you called for your boyfriend in the last five minutes. Was he deaf? “Breakfast’s ready! It’s getting cold!”
Still no response.
“I swear to God…” You let out a sigh, going upstairs. The house was completely silent due to the sole presence of the two. When you made it to the bedroom, a laugh almost escaped your mouth.
Erling was still wrapped on the covers, just as you left him thirty minutes ago. Seems like the constant attempts to wake him up were useless. His face was buried on your pillow, making your heart melt. You tiptoed around the bed until you were next to him, taking advantage of his sleepness to brush your fingers through his hair. A tiny smile drew on his face, letting you know he wasn’t as asleep as you thought.
“So you decided to sleep in while your servant made breakfast?” You joked, dropping yourself on him.
“Of course not, baby” He replied with his eyes still closed. “It’s just that I’m too tired.” He grabbed you by the hips, and with one movement, you were under him. “What about if we sleep a bit more?” His hands, as usual, slip past your shirt, looking for your boobs.
Typical.
They stopped above your bra, and you heard almost immediately his huff.
“Why are you wearing this again?” He always complained when you wore a bra around the house. Always.
“I told you! It’s more comfortable this way, they’re way too big for me to just let them hang free!” You couldn’t help but laugh, feeling his hands roll your bra up so he could grab them bare. “What I don’t get is why you are always touching my boobs… You know? They’re not stress balls.”
“You sure? They always make me feel better and relaxed after touching them for a while.” His hands were still massaging you. At this point, this type of physical contact wasn’t even sexual. It was more of a weird hug. "And, this is the best pair of boobs in the world. Makes sense, because they're attached to the best body as well."
"Look who's talking" You smiled, feeling your heart do a pirouette, like everytime he said things like that.
“I’m average-looking next to you” His eyes met yours for a brief moment before kissing you the only way he knew. God, you loved this man. “You’re beautiful in any way possible. Sometimes I wonder how I got you”
“Easy. I saw those lips and it was case closed” You said before returning the kiss.
“Sounds like we’re both drawn by looks. How shallow.” He joked back, giving a final squeeze to your chest before letting them go. “What about breakfast?”
“Oh, now you want breakfast?” You laughed, biting your lip when he seemed confused.
“Of course, that food is as delicious as you are, I’m sure” He went inside the bathroom, leaving your blushing self behind.
“Idiot…” You whispered, feeling more in love than ever.
Maybe you should stop wearing bras, they were uncomfortable anyways.
#erling haaland x you#erling haaland imagine#erling x reader#erling#erling håland#erling haaland#erling haaland fic#erling haaland x reader#man city#erling haaland fluff#footballer fics#footballer fic#footballer blurb#footballer fanfiction#footballfics#football fanfic#haaland x you#haaland x reader#haaland x y/n#erling x you#erling x y/n#erling haaland fanfic#erling haaland x y/n#football fic#footballer x reader#footballer fanfic
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me and girlies hanging out
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man city meme dump because i cant stop doing these
#planning on making an england nt one too#man city#mcfc#manchester city#john stones#pep guardiola#erling haaland#phil foden#kevin de bruyne#jack grealish
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I can’t stop laughing at Erling and Bernardo
#I’ll post a longer video asap#John and Ruben were being ultimate boyfs#erling haaland#bernardo silva#man city#mcfc#manchester city
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