#haaaaaai

[broken-baby-borderline]

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[creaturedrawz]

Preorders are still open!!!

IT'S HERE

Preorders are open for a Master Shake of your VERY OWN!!!!

did i mention he glows in the dark too?

You can find the preorder page right here!!!

orders close July 15th and keychains will be made after closing, so if you want one! Get one!

[smallknowingjester]

:33 < this was fur an art trade of sorts Love these 8irds!!!!

[punnifullife]

I can imagine what his head was like, the person he saw disappear for 20 years comes back just as he remembers and he has to help her fix things quickly.

A little more and smoke will come out of his head.

Yess, absolutely! He's doing backflips in his head too.

[randomfandomloveydovey]

Hehe

I’m really bad at picking favourites, but my closest friends usually have some things in common: immediately plays along when I start doing a bit OR plays the straight man for me, will give you cool rocks they found, good at untangling my messy brain when I’m having a brain fart

If too many things happen at once I get nauseous and communicate exclusively with non-word sounds, originally went to school for forensics then switched to scientific illustration, gets migraines without caffeine (I get them WITH caffeine but not nearly as often or for as long).

Idk, I stop knowing people when I dislike them. They get purged from my brain. It takes a lot for me to dislike someone, had a coworker who explicitly hated me and I miss them sometimes.

- cursed Egyptian amulet ttrpg played by the world’s most self-sacrificing Japanese teenagers

- what if the ninjas with magic, world-ending powers all wanted to be friends and go to therapy, but the oldest man in the world said no

- fun medical malpractice as a frequent metaphor for the intimate relationship between a man who feels abandoned by the world and everyone he knows, swings between feeling like you’re chewing glass and making you want to chew glass to cope

- old lady author is very nosy and has both horrendous and amazing luck, and is also stupid hot and everyone knows it

- affable old white man doctor is somehow the most progressive person on the show, somehow keeps solving mysteries that his cop son can’t. also you cannot even torrent this show in its entirety despite the main character being played by dick van fucking dyke and you have to buy the box set

- Satan is a dork and has his feelings hurted over and over while he tries to become someone he can be proud of

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- wizard finds two small children wandering around in his forest and decides to make them his agents of anti-chaos

- a bunch of typical college grad-aged dudes have to save the world from a haunted piece of metal, the most twinkiest of whom must bear it; it was his whacky adoptive father that gave him the damn thing without even knowing what it really was

- autistic detective and his horny partner-in-crime who can’t stop waxing poetic about his eyes when he’s supposed to be writing about the cool smart science he can do

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- man raised in captivity doesn’t know how to navigate interpersonal relationships, makes it everyone else’s problem at the opera house

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Most pathetic asshole in New Jersey, and knows it.

Tag Game!

Never did this okayokayokayokay

Describe your best friend without using any personality traits.

Describe yourself with the same rule.

Describe your least favorite person you personally know the same way.

Describe the plot of your favorite show(s) badly.

Describe the plot of your favorite book(s) badly.

If applicable, describe the plot of your favorite musical badly.

Tell me what your (current) main comfort character is without naming them.

I'll start: They like Beetlejuice, That's Not My Neighbor (and a character in that game I love them but what's wrong with them), Heathers (AKA JD), and FNAF (more specifically, William). They want to be a forensic scientist, which. Okay.

I like Beetlejuice, Heathers, FNAF, COD men, Good Omens, and House MD, among other things. I want to be a therapist and have changed my major at least three times.

She cheered when Roe v. Wade was overturned. Sorry if you supported that decision, but I do not. Also told me I look weird when I wear binders. And said that white people not being allowed to say the n-word is "racist and discriminatory."

Gay angel and demon fuck around and find out

Two men pretend they aren't gay for each other while committing countless crimes including medical malpractice throughout eight seasons.

Gay angel and demon fuck around and find out: the novel

Five gay people and a token straight attempt a heist against a government. (Do you sense a theme yet? I really like gay things)

And in the end, should someone die?

Ghost Zombie Jesus chaotically tries to marry a teenager.

A guy with a ponytail does a lot of rapping with his friends and then dies.

Unemployed genderfluid demon that's in love with an angel who keeps fucking him over.

(check tags for what the hell I'm talking about in these you can figure out which is which)

@marc--chilton @randomfandomloveydovey @ineffableaddiction @lickthecowhappy @iwillburnthisplacetotheground @dreamcasterpluto (no pressure sorry for tagging you guys luv you (platonically)) and anyone else who sees this shit and wants to!

[rainbows-studio]

HELP HELP ME H

[shaepschift]

*slides the dash $2*

Plot with me?

[blustering-old-fool]

The grandpa sense is tingling he knows someone isn't getting sleep in...

His head just lifts and he squints,

[thueenz]

it is technically still halloween for me for 34 more mins sooooo, trick or treat? >:3c

you get two now as a special little treat

[startersword]

:3 HELLO NEW MUTUALS :3

A KISSAROO FROM ME TO YOU

[wordsoul]

How is life mine alone if I am a daughter, sister, friend, lover... human? If factors get in the way of things being done? Words injected, slowly trespassing bloodstreams Already part of my system, almost like a tattoo, Overstimulated, it makes me insane.

Mouth can't seem to utter syllables anymore, When before, a trail of words defined me. It's frightening to lose the only thing I find strength in. Ha, this very own sentence took me a couple of minutes. And when nothing else can fit in this little heart of mine, Is it okay for me to scream or will frowns welcome me? One day when I combust, I'd like to think I'll be more grateful to have at least some empty space that can accommodate my very own.

[vaguely-annoyed]

don't mind if i do 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

@localcryptideli @farceargon @lunar-fey no pressure, i prommy :]

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

[mamiinthemiddle]

I need you so much right now

¿Quién es? 🤔

[solonganak]

Lagi nalang 😔

[pinkiestpink]

But what if I don't WANNA add tags to my post? What if I don't WANT it to show up in people's search feeds?

[meltymoth]

#48 haaaaaai hey hi hey hii n__n