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[princess-of-purple-prose]

[ID: A Scum Villain comic. Luo Binghe pulls Liu Qingge over his lap so he's straddling Luo Binghe and smirks, "Let's put on a show for when Shizun gets home~" Liu QIngge, flustered, yells, "S-shameless!"

The style turns cartoonier as we see Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge putting on a stick-puppet play about themselves fighting while Shen Qingqiu, sweating awkwardly, watches. End ID]

recreating those 5 years for sqq's viewing pleasure

[snailsandpuppy-dogtails]

[adrunkgiraffe]

oh to be at a table, having my character realize something, and be met with this look of care and pride from a dm like @quiddie

[ohbo-ohno]

simon putting both johnny and reader in the dog crate together just for funsies. he puts johnny in a cock cage and ties his leash to the bars to restrict his movement even further. you're both crammed in such a tight space together and johnny can't even fuck you!! neither of you can even move!!! he's just pressed against you with zero relief!!! he whines and tries to rut his extremely hard and uncomfortable cage against your back, which keeps you up all night. the only other sounds you can hear are the low, deeply disconcerting sounds of ghost laughing at both of your discomfort.

wrote about reader in johnny's crate here and both of them in the crate together here

i have several thoughts about reader being in johnny's cage and they haunt me at all hours of the day

i think on the one hand he would love it. he'd be so fucking insufferable, would lose his mind seeing you locked in the cage instead of him. but i also think he'd be a little pissy like? that's My Cage Why Is She In There

the image of simon locking you up in the cage as a punishment for you and johnny both (the cage is punishment for you, having nothing to fuck is punishment for johnny) and then watching as johnny just gets sooooooo needy. needs ghost Now, needs him constantly, needs so much extra affection and love :(

i put it in that second post i linked but im a big fan of ghost tying your leash to the bars of the cage because he wants you to be uncomfortable :/ the cage is johnny-sized, which means it's big for you and gives you plenty of room to move around. has to keep you on your belly somehow, tying the leash to the floor is good enough until he can get you your own little cage

also ohhhh my god being locked up with the horny puppy as punishment has me :( if johnny is in a cock cage then he's just fucking feral all night, humps and humps endlessly and keeps you both awake. if he's uncaged then he fucks you nearly once an hours, driven insane by your body so close to his, in his puppy space. can't help but fuck you endlessly :(

one time he fucks you and simon doesn't even wake up. another time you wake up to johnny already pounding you, open your eyes and see simon just hovering above the cage.

listen to simon laugh as you complain. you and johnny are both muzzled, so you can't talk like people but you can talk like puppies. lots of whining and whimpering and growling :( gives simon a kick to listen to you try and play mean with johnny when he wont listen to your whining, likes watching johnny fuck you back into your place

[yoan-le-grall]

[bss-the-artist]

Phantom of Krankor baseball cap I painted today

[left-for-carrion]

Computer, what do you do when someone compliments you, no avoidance tactics, no bluescreen, go

..... computer can you hear me

[in-hav3n]

The details of this pic are so 😭

[rocky26367]

so i broke my wrist so i couldn’t post the past few days. sorry about that! once it starts feeling better i’ll be able to post more!

[cillianmurphysdimples]

Surely I'm not the only person who gets a childishly innuendous laugh out of their read count on a fic ending in "69" ?

[lostreverb]

oh no tate's big dick won't work :(

[disease]

the survival method of being comfortably single seems to be having FWBs, to whatever degree. however, typical Me feels too much guilt in potentially bludgeoning anyone’s emotions; thus leaving me starved for affection. 🐬

[thedomesticanthropologist]

You are to love Halsin as you love the seasons

They will come and go,

Never quite the same as the one before, but always familiar.

You are to love Halsin as one loves the rains after a drought,

As well as the sun peeking through the clouds after the rains cease their passionate pounding of the earth

Nature is unpredictable, yet reliable

Nature is uncontrollable, yet balanced

It cannot be owned

It cannot be pinned down

It cannot be kept

But it can be loved.

And to love Halsin is to accept that he is as Nature is. And that the most precious and worthwhile experiences aren't those that we can seek to lock down- but oh, to experience him. Oh, to experience the bounty of the Nature that drives him.

You are to love him

But when he goes,

You are to let him

And trust that it is not the end

For Nature never ceases,

And the seasons always come back around again

[whumpookies]

Do you know that children's book we're going on a bear hunt? Well what about the whump version? We're going on a whump hunt! We're going to find some great whump! What a beautiful day! 🤣

Anookie...

Now for one, the creator of bear hunt better not hunt me down for doing this...

Two, this was a brilliant idea!!

Oh and Anookie, I'm blaming you for this...

Ready.....

We’re goin’ on a whump hunt,

We’re going to catch a hurt one,

I’m not scared

What a beautiful day!

Oh look! It’s some long, sharp objects!

Can’t go over it,

Can’t go under it,

Can’t go around it,

Got to go through it!

Ah stabby stabby ..

We’re goin’ on a whump hunt,

We’re going to catch some comfort,

I’m not scared

What a beautiful day!

Oh look! It’s a fevered brow.

Can’t go over it,

Can’t go under it,

Can’t go around it,

Got to go cool it!

Patty patty..

We’re goin’ on a whump hunt,

We’re going to catch a whumpy one,

I’m not scared

What a beautiful day!

Oh look! It’s angst.

Can’t go over it,

Can’t go under it,

Can’t go through it,

Got to beat it.

We’re goin’ on a whump hunt,

We’re going to catch a big one,

I’m not scared

What a beautiful day!

Oh look! A deep, dark comfort.

Can’t go over it,

Can’t go under it,

Can’t go through it,

Got to go cuddle it better.

Uh, oh! It’s whumpy in here.

I feel something,

It has lots of angst!

It has sharp objects!

A brow of fevered heat!

It’s a whump Cookie!!!

Quick!

Hurry back through the sharp objects stabby stabby,

Back past the fevered brow, patty patty,

Back through the angst, cry-y cry-y

Into The house and lock the door!

Grab the cookies and say no more!

Phew!

That was a bit whumpy!

[ranubd]

So I just decided that it'd be fun to see my progress on drawing Grian over 5 months. :9

April:

This was my first time EVER drawing Grian. It's so obvious that I don't have the design down at all, and if anything that shows most clear in the hair. I also just got back to drawing on ibispaintx, so I wasn't used to the brushes. 😭😭

May:

In this one it's clear I have a feel for drawing Grian. There's a clear design I had in mind and this is when my style started to go evolve (or devolve) to the one I have now. Also I'm clearly more used to the brushes on ibispaint in this one.

August:

Here's the latest one, which was really only meant to be used by me to test ibispaint brushes. I'm testing out some new things but my design for Grian is down! Almost....

Aside from the fact I also, OBVIOUSLY, have the parrot wing version as well of this drawing:

[thelikesoffinn]

YouTube Shorts: **dangling Astarion clips before me like very very lovely bait**

Me: Oh, Astarion! **click**

Astarion: **ascended**

Me: