#hEY

[niechys]

Texaid

Matching your freak is beautiful and all but what you really need is a boy who's infatuated with your freak. Down bad for your freak. Deeply intrigued by your freak. Eager to see more of your freak. Supportive of your freak. Gets bricked up witnessing your freak, even.

[dylanisdazed]

Also before Christmas I had gotten us all matching onesies. Mostly to be cute and just see how they felt, I wasn’t sure about them.

Noah quotes:

“Those are just pants for your whole body.”

“Onesie or not, it’s one too many for me.”

He did appreciate the booty flashing capability, however.

Also, Milo likes his but he has a big butt that looks hilarious in the onesie but also makes the crotch tight and sort of gives him moose knuckles.

The more you know.

[aki-bara]

😳

take ur heart ❤️

[princess-fae]

felt cute yesterday 🫣

[i-am-a-fish]

this post is an experiment, I am curious about how far you will get into the post.

to start, I challenge you to read the orange text below, and not read any further:

the challenge is to only read this far into the post. if you are stopping here, leave a comment about your favorite carbohydrate.

ok, you have decided to continue reading. hell yeah. no shame in that at all. this test is not meant to make you feel bad, in fact, you should be happy whenever you want forever.

if you made it here leave a comment of your favorite fictional universe, you are officially a Tier 2 Post Reader.

ok, the next part of this post is behind a barrier, there's a keep reading button. if you made it this far, tell me your favorite reptile in the comments. you are more than welcome to stop here, only continue if you would like to.

hiiiii :)

ok you're in the big leagues now. this is the DLC of the post. if you made it here, tell me your favorite milk substitute.

now FOR REAL. this would be a cool place to finish off at. you can go after this, I promise you're not missing out, you can leave. If you made it here, tell me what tattoo you would get if you decided to get a new tattoo today.

thank you for reading, I promise this is a cool place to stop reading the post. you really can go now. :) 👍

*ahem* alright, you are still with me. I'm happy to have ya. here's the deal, the chance of you seeing a picture of my dog within this post is 12.5%. you have a 1/8 chance of seeing a dog in this post.

keep in mind, that is not a high chance.

if you are ready to leave now, tell me your favorite plant. like, your favorite plant can be a tree or a specific fruit or vegetable or whatever. just tell me your favorite. then you may leave the post.

alright. since you made it here, I have the ultimate test: a link. definitely the highest barrier to entry so far, this could lead you anywhere. it's a trust exercise with a complete stranger.

clicking on this link will continue the post further, for how long this will go on, I cannot say. If you do not want to proceed, tell me your favorite sauce, and be on your way. I like buffalo ranch.

[midnightglances]

this bridge healed me

[miiilowo]

hate how having a special interest in a character will turn u into a giggly little anime schoolgirl im like kicking my legs and squealing into a pillow and and blushing and smiling like an idiot and its like Oh yeah no this about a guy who should be in federal prison. yeah. yeah like unforgivable crimes

[eliotbaum]

My Love and My Joy are available as prints on our online shop, Tannenbaum Press until Nov 15th (‘24)! Two more days….!

[meat-and-machinery]

[theintention]

hey (with the intention of rubbing your back until you fall asleep)

[machinerot]

i smack them together like dolls to make them kiss

[sculpturegallery]

Ken Little - Hey 1996 Bronze

[sufiblackmamba]

hey (with the intention of watering you with love and making you grow)

[marquise-sv]

👹👹👹 (INSANE)

[kbondoxxxxav]

13 yrs later :