#hAH

[showmeyourxylophone]

On one hand alcohol looses it's potency while aging because if the Angel's Tax. Thats where the alcohol evaporates through the sides if the barrel.

However, I suspect your average elf would get around this by spending a few decades breeding yeast to rear some elf yeast, an aggressive strain banned in every human kingdom.

Last thing you need is an elf yeast outbreak which has anyone even smelling fresh bread acting irresponsible.

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[r4vioandrupees]

So, I'm bored. Here ya go. This is one of those "what my friends and me have said" but lu. 👍

Fuck you.

Please don't.

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Guys each of y'all give me three of y'all's favorite colors.

Purpur

Purple, blue, black.

Legend I said three.

Green.

May post more of these. They were very fun to make. Lolz

Dude.

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[koko2unite]

[daily-spooky]

source

[listacole]

co

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[coastalmangoes]

erasermice

[wilmvandrr]

did someone say prongsfoot???

[unwri-ten]

warmup with this old idea i never continued

[goldsnek]

Sins meetings are tiring!

[adamsrcnan]

is everyone even aware of how BAD jeremy is gonna lose his shit when he starts that ceramics class with jean tho. like his clay is gonna be flying all over the place bc he's gonna be too focused on jean's fingers in that clay. pushing it down to make the centre and pulling it out and then his fingers pulling it up like sorry jer bear you do not have a single clue what you have just signed yourself up for. he's not surviving this and THEN the teacher is gonna make jean help jeremy bc he's hopeless and pathetic and jean is gonna get up behind jeremy à la ghost and jeremy is just gonna melt in a puddle on the floor. his hands are gonna be shaking and jean is gonna be like "are you okay?" and jeremy is gonna go red like a tomato and just bite his lip and shake his head bc he can't get any words out and jean is gonna roll his eyes and be totally unaware the effect he is having

[crypticscarecrow]

Finally got a lineup done for them- This had been sitting on the back burner for a while now but have at it!!

[elderwisp]

sorry 4 party rockin'

[frownyalfred]

Family member: You used to write all the time as a kid. What happened? I thought you wanted to be a writer someday?

Me: *stares guiltily at ao3 account with one million words*

[blitzy-blitzwing]

Someone’s doing a kiss train on twitter. 🫣

[allmightluver]

I’m crying-

All Might’s a virgin ~ confirmed

[rebouks]

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[cackling] Robin: Why don’t you guys find something better to do and pick on someone else-.. or better yet, no one at all! … Titus: What’re you gonna do about it, gingy? … Robin: Is that enough, or do I have to knock all your fucking teeth out too? Titus: The fuck-… Levi: Dude, the team-.. it’s not worth it. Harry: He’s right, man. … [raucous laughter] Aster: What’s so fun-.. woah, what happened? Harry: Gingy just fucking popped off, man! Threatened to knock Tit’s teeth out n’ everything. Aster: Oh my god, and I missed it?! Titus: [scoffs] I’d like to see him start again. Levi: Maybe let your nose heal first… [Levi stifled his laughter as Titus snorted, covering his upper lip with a fresh wave of blood] Aster: What’d he sound like? Molly: His voice was deeper than I thought it’d be. Titus: I think he broke my nose… … Robin: Sorry, I’m just sick of them treating you like that-.. thinking they’re better than everyone, it’s pathetic. … Robin: I don’t care when it’s me but it pisses me off when they do it to you. Robin: I guess I shouldn’t have threatened him though, or punched him quite so hard… … Robin: What..? Alex: Robin, you’re talking-.. like, a lot. Robin: Oh, yeah… [Alex clapped her hands wildly and squealed, failing to conceal her excitement] Alex: Sorry, sorry! I shouldn’t make a big deal out of it, I just-.. it’s exciting! Robin: It’s fine, I don’t usually revert once I’ve started. You can be excited. Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAA!