#h50 s10

[teruel-a-witch]

thought of a hot take for danny setting steve up on a date: a last ditch effort to find out if steve is really as straight as he seems would be baiting him into a threesome.

best case scenario steve realises he isn't a straight as he thought, worst case they can chuck it up to 'it's not gay if it's a threeway' rule and never talk about it. however he has to make it like the suggestion is coming from the woman (understanding and willing to help out in an experiment) and not danny, obviously, for plausible deniability. seems like a solid plan.

what he doesn't count on is steve being a closeted gay who isn't interested in a threesome involving a woman. it also backfires because for steve it's bad enough that he's in love with his totally straight best friend but apparently he's now using steve to hook up with women? that stings.

danny: if you are so disgusted by me being part of the equation i will gladly take myself out!

steve: don't you get it? she's the part of the equation i don't want!

danny: oh

[peppermintpuffs]

getting around to the last few seasons of h50 and like. im so fucking mad about the shit with adam and kono. was trying to look around and see if people were as upset as i was and one review article i saw was like “DiVorCe WaS inEVitaBle 🤪” bitch it didnt fucking have to be!!! and then to give adam a new love interest in s10??? why???

[adelaydebclouds]

Headcanon accepted!!! <333

[baddygab-bi]

Maybe it’s because I’m a Hawaii five-0 fan, but I can’t see Buck and Eddie as romantically written after watching Steve and Danny. I know they’re different shows, but it’s night and day even with some similarities.

(Warning for very small, vague spoilers. I’m halfway through S10 of Hawaii 5-0 so no spoilers for S10 please. Also I highly rec H50)

McDanno:

Characters always commenting on their relationship. “Mom and dad” “parents” “married��

Buddie:

2 comments on their relationship. Online stream viewers, Elf. Both in the earliest seasons for Eddie.

McDanno:

Takes care of Danny’s kids. Kisses them on the head. Tucks them into bed. Says I love you multiple times. Steve rescues Danny’s daughter from multiple highly dangerous situations and is openly distraught about it. Calls Danny’s daughter “my girl.” Brings Danny’s kid into Steve’s life, even when he’s in a relationship.

Buddie:

Takes care of Chris on fewer ~on screen~ occasions. Openly distraught when saving him on one the one occasion the show gave. Does obvi 100% love Chris and spends time with him, but it’s seen less on screen due to the nature of the show.

McDanno:

Danny calls Steve “babe”. Multiple times. An episode. Steve calls (and refers to) Danny “Danno” a family nickname.

Buddie:

Contrary to popular opinion, Buck has never called Eddie “Eds” nor do they regularly use any other cute nicknames for each other.

Mcdanno:

Treated in the show as a romantic pairing when they’re both not in relationships, and even when they are. In most episodes. In a fantasy sequence (no spoilers) they literally take pictures with a certain child and grow old together. They cuddled on the couch. They were roommates. They’ve pretended to be a gay couple. They touch each other all the freaking time: arms, shoulders, hands, lower back (it was a joke but also not), head. Have slow-ish danced together. Eat breakfast together while sitting on the counter. They’d save each other no matter what it takes. They went on a couples retreat. Couples counseling. They say I love you constantly, like once they started saying it they just kept saying it. They’ve given literal pieces of each other to the other (hard to not spoiler that so kept it vague)

Buddie:

They aren’t treated like a romantic pairing in every episode. At most they say the other always invites the other and they’ve been seen together in the end of episode wrap ups. The couch theory would’ve been a great time to dig into stuff. They’d save each other, but because of the show it’s not nearly the same level of involvement. Have never said I love you (correct me on that if I forgot). They’re treated as best friends who are clearly very much in each other’s lives, but they didn’t push the line into it being romance.

Mcdanno:

They’re literally intertwined in each other’s lives. Like financially, physically, emotionally, career-wise. We know how much they’re involved with each other even when the other isn’t there. Other characters will bring them up. They can’t have storylines without the other being involved in some way.

Buddie:

They’re in each other’s lives legally, emotionally, and career-wise. Though, they can have separate storylines that don’t involve the other.

McDanno:

Talk about the hard stuff a lot. Their lives, feelings, relationships, sex lives.

Buddie:

Talk about the hard stuff less. When there’s monumental stuff they do, but it’s rarer, but the show is also less dark and has less episodes.

Mcdanno:

Can read each other’s minds and body language in and out of work: People comment on it.

Buddie:

They can read each other. Mostly at work. Nobody ever comments beyond their good work.

McDanno:

Called each other “brother” a few times and it didn’t kill the non-platonic vibes.

Buddie:

Called each other “brother” once, and if done again, it would kill any romantic vibes.

In all:

They’re different shows. H50 has about 25 episodes a season and is a different genre of show to 911. But the relationships, the two men, divorced, kid(s), work together, is similar, though drastically different.

McDanno never went cannon. I can watch the show and see it both romantic and like an amazing bromance. It’s not a far grasp to see the romance.

Who knows about Buddie going canon, the show is still on air. But it reads like a very deep friendship, a great bromance. The romance stuff isn’t there. Do I think it could be? Yeah, but they have to put it in by choice and not leave it to interpretation. As of now? Nothing that can be 100% read as romantic.

[trickster-archangel]

During my h50 fast-forward rewatch I couldn't help but stopping on this very scene, because I'm sure the subtext is powerful here. It's all about subtext. It actually gives you the chills to read, now, comments written on fanfics dealing with this specific episode, because so many of us were damn sure Steve was foreshadowing his death because of radiation poisoning (which, honestly? Would've made sense, so damn sense, considering the framing of this scene. And it wouldn't have left such a HUGE plotline open. Not that I want Steve dead at the end of s10, but you know....consistency...).

Anyway I tried to read this scene in a different light, knowing that Steve already knew he was thinking about taking a leave, going away from Hawai’i, finding himself, and he didn’t know how to tell Danny. Danny who already KNEW something was wrong, something was afoot, and Steve was definitely fucked up.

Don't focus on Steve, here, nor on his words — because now it's clear, so damn clear and painfully obvious he's not talking about sunsets: you get sunsets everywhere (even in Montana, while your father-figure is dying in your arms...and fuck you all if now sunsets will always be a cliche metaphor for death), so it's not really like you'll miss these specific Hawaiian sunsets. The only sun, the only sunshine he's ever had in his life is Danny. His Danno. So the only thing he'll miss, truly miss, while he searches for answers around the globe, will be his Danno. And that’s why he's so ready to agree when Danny tells him to visit New Jersey. He's basically telling Danny that even if he's the constant in his life, he's never taken him for granted, and that he's the thing he'll miss the most.

No. I'm not focusing on the obvious, here.

I'm seeing only this: Danny's face in the third gif. That's not a relaxed, tired, maybe annoyed-at-the-impromptu-feelings-dumping face you'd expect. He's just told Steve he's there for him, whatever he needs to say or talk about. Dammit, he's asked Steve to confess what's tormenting him!

No. Look at the strained lines around his eyes. Look at his furrowed brow. Look at his grimace, barely restrained.

Don't forget Danny's a detective. A hell of a good detective. By those seemingly innocent words alone, he's already understood Steve is going away. Maybe he only feels it in his guts — but he knows he's going to lose Steve. And that’s exactly why, in answer to Steve's heartfelt, gloomy words, all Danny can do is draw from his most reliable coping mechanism: joke. He jokes about squirrels and dinner. Because he doesn't known, literally has no clues, how to cope with the idea that his main dude is leaving him.

Danny knew Rachel was going to divorce him the day they married. He knows.

[cowandcalf]

Tonight in Italy they'll air the final two episodes of H50 and I'm like....not ready, despite knowing exactly what I'm going to see. You know what the saddest thing is? I'm reading a s10 codas fic by flowerfan, and knowing that the show was ending, all people in the comments were hoping just for this (despite the somewhat awkward Steve's babbling about the sunset in 10x18): they they would keep Steve and Danny together, drinking beer in the sunset by the ocean, like they did at the end of the pilot. Nothing else. Together at peace. Nothing big or life changing. Nothing homo, even. Just....let them have peace, together.

I know you brilliantly explained and interpreted the (thankfully!) open ending we got, but honestly? We didn't even need an open ending, and we didn't need to see Steve taking that plane, if they really wanted him off in case of a s11 renewal which didn't happen. They wrote off Danny with zero explanation so many times, that Steve "waiting to take off on a plane for his soul-searching trip" would've been way better!

Hi there😃thank you so much for your message. I enjoyed reading your thoughts and I feel your heavy heart. I know the ending is not what the fandom wanted and it hurts. I also know that I’m one of the few who are okay with it and understands Steve’s intentions to leave. And I just look at the ending as a version of a fanfiction written by someone. I can’t change it but I feel you! And I’m thinking of you when you‘ll be watching the final episodes. It will hurt and cause anger and the never ending wish that it had happened differently. If you know the TV show Grimm you know that that pairing was canon and got the perfect ending, happy and marvelous, after six seasons. In my mind, the ending was McDanno. I always fix it to my liking. You hang in there, love.

[miriam-heddy]

So, is S4 when H50 jumps the shark?

In S1-3, Danny observed that he felt old when he saw young models on the beach.

So why, in S4E12 is Danny (37) hooking up with 20 year old Amber Vitale (aka Melissa)?!? She’s only 9 years older than his daughter!

Ew. Ew.

And why’d they bring on Chi McBride (who I do like) and then have him and Catherine splitting up the McDanno?

Should I just give up on watching S4-S10?

[nobigsecrets]

Hey dear, I made myself sad+angry again by writing about 10x22 and especially that stupid line they put into Steve’s mouth about his father.

Wondering if you ever made some sort of collection about h50 and mcdanno meta, especially episodes analysis (I know you came in later, but I suppose you caught up?), and especially some good, balanced, professional dissection about the finale.

Thanks anyway, mahalo

Hey there! Aw man, sorry to hear you've written yourself into a mood but I understand very well how that can happen in regards to the H50 finale!

Your ask made me smile though. While I never thought of creating a collection of metas, it's a great idea (like a rec list for metas) and it sounds like a thing I might have tried if it ever occured to me, lol. (I've been into H50 since 2018. S8 had just wrapped up but I was there for all of S9 and S10.)

I do, however, try to tag my posts and reblogs somewhat consistently, so what I can offer you is to browse through the following tags on my blog: #meta and #episode review and #h50 finale. (Just click on them. You may find occasional posts about other fandoms in there, but it should be H50 mostly. It should be sorted chronologically, so you might have to scroll back a bit for the older stuff.)

As for some balanced reviews on the finale, I actually do have a rec for you! My friend @cowandcalf wrote a great meta series on the finale and she even posted them to AO3. Her views sometimes differ from the general fandom opinion and she's never shy to speak her mind (which I love about her). I value her opinions very much and always find them inspiring (even if we don't quite agree about the finale! :))

[Meta] PART I - The Goodbye Scene S10E22 – Steve and Danny [Meta] PART II - The Goodbye Scene S10E22 – Steve and Danny [Meta] PART III – Steve and Catherine (as in Steve & Catherine) 10.22 - The Scene on The Plane

[chameleon-on-lsd]

Hawaii Five-0 seasons 3-10 liveblogging

I started watching again this year after stopping in season 3. Some thoughts:

- Lou has such laugh out lines. „Stop, hammer time! *lifts arms*“ after opening a door and socking a person is great

- Jerry getting his badge was sweet

- Aunt Debbys whole saga :‘(

- THEY FUCKING OBLITERATED A GUY WITH A MISSILE MEANT FOR A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE!! wild

- Lou‘s kid is so sweet in the Chigaco episode

- McGarretts whole thing with only hiring Junior after police training makes sense if you‘d look at it isolated but after all his other hires and Adam‘s only deal being ‚you were Yakuza, that seems enough knowledge‘ is wild (and being given a gun by Steve lmao)

- second lmao: Junior‘s reaction to yakuza!Adam reveal being like ‚badass!‘ (and shoutout to Chi‘s outtake with „why don‘t you get some pompoms and go ‚yakuza! Yakuza!‘“ 😂)

- I understand why Grace and Daniel left but it being so abrupt and then the hacker dude Toast getting a whole goodbye and flashback scene was.. rude

- Adam about Junior „He‘s a whole adult.“ Steve: „he‘s a whole navy seal.“ so you agree that you also shouldn‘t be considered an adult

- Nahele‘s whole story and there still being so much they coulda done

- Lou: ‚I guaren-damn-tee you‘

- Kono‘s travel oddyssey with the traditional boat was heartwrenching but you cannot tell me that they didn‘t just slap terrible grey hair spray on the actress for Kono‘s mom

- alternate universe!Danno in hawaiian shirt was a whole mood

- I do not like Steve‘s blonde girlfriend and Danny‘s blonde is at least prettier but still hilarious that he cannot say I Love You to her because ‚it has to mean something‘ while he slings it around with Steve

- of course they share a liver now.

- Uncle Steve with Danny‘s kids is so sweet (like the race car bed saga)

- loved the hairdresser turned counsellor court story for Sang Min

- lmao Steve suddendly doing air races after being shot at in his last plane is *something*

- Han!actor in that scene!!!

- love the random sports players turning up and someone being like ‚omgggg they‘re not gonna believe! Take a photo with me??‘ and it‘s mostly people you‘d never heard of

- I love Danny‘s nephew Eric and all the interactions he has

(- I like Scott‘s hand tattoos)

- 8.8. Jerry: ‚I feel the need. The need for Steve‘ … ‚I just said that out loud‘ (after a top gun-y scene)

- insane way of new girl and her brother just walking away from their home after she got home, to go eat, while every light is on, there‘s a tv in the garden??, door probably unlocked. Wild

- cgi is still bad in season 8 👍🏻

HOLY SHIT JERRY!HAIRCUT. It looks so wrong 😂

- hahaha of course a dead woman has connections to Adam, gotta bring him in more somehow (and of course it‘s a bioweapon)

- the zoom and enhances they do is SO out of control

- „seven minutes since infection“ is so dramatic a scene introduction

- „what‘s the matta with you? What are you, nuts?“ is my FAVORITE danny catchphrase

- the future imagining of the restaurant?? With all the h50 fam pictures like chin and ‚his‘ kid and kono and adam?? Cries a lot. Also steve talking more jersey bc it‘s probably danny's dream? Adorable

IT‘S BECAUSE HE GOT SHOT?? fml

- bahahahaha junior and tani flirting and the dad‘s just being like 🤨 tf. Like guys, you flirt like this literally all the time

- 😭😭 future danny at grace‘s wedding day. Bahahaha Lou‘s grandad moustache. Kills me. And it‘s So badly glued on

- future Charlie being in the police and Junior with his fro and married bliss with tani??! Fucking kill me, adorable. Bahahahaha the fully transparent future!phones tho. And tani being THE CAPTAIN!!!! Cute

- oh kono and adam are stil married in s8 right? i know they divorce apparently. Bc his future baby scene was cute

- THE OLD MAN SCENE IS NOT THE END OF s10? How bad is the real ending then???? The old man bickering 😭 help I love them so much. And they love each other 😭

- s8e11. I love how the kid is adr‘d. They picked a real shitty kid actor for charlie. It’s so baaad 😂 like better than replacing the kid suddendly I guess but my dude, train him a lil bit I guess?

- what the fuck is that christmas story about santas killing people, danny. The oxcygen loss did sometime to your brain my guy.

- i love the ‚i gotta call you back‘ and hanging up trope. Like, give some kind of indication what‘s happening and how bad it is.

- jorge garcia singing is always good. Also his ‚it‘s nice to be desired sometimes‘ (about singing the female part of a ‚baby it‘s cold outside‘ w alexa)

- jerry geeking out with the comms veteran guy is so cute 🥺

- and danny teaching charlie about fingerprints etc is so cute 🥺

- „my phone don‘t do pictures.“ Fucking Evan Kelmp ass motherfucker 😂😂

- I feel like they really ramped up the super close-up shots of people‘s faces in s8 and it‘s… not a good choice

- bahahhahaha the guy‘s coming to get Tani‘s gangster ex being the most fucking gangsta dudes ever with fucking cigars in mouth and holding two guns out with straight arms is fucking hilarious

- lmao 8.14. Danny drops ‚fake news‘ and ‚alternative facts‘ within a minute, sheesh the carbon dating of that 😂

- also 8.13. Chi is an amazing actor and it was devasting (especially after laughing about his ‚tiny heiny‘ comment to his kid earlier in the episode)

- Steve really just does continue to call Danny ‚Danny Williams‘ while he‘s standing right next to him huh (refers to him as such to Junior after D makes a stupid observation)

- ‚„quid pro quo“, that‘s latin for ‚buy some shrimp, get names“‘ lol kamekona

- lmao of course Danny has an uncle called Vito. Who looks like he has a cross necklace shaped scar??

- adam going tokio drift up in this bitch

- junior‘s nickname being ‚junes‘?? Adorable

- d‘aww tani and junior undercover as parents xD and McDanno being like ‚ya see this chemistry? They could be married!‘ guys, stones and glass houses

- eric taking the ‚family‘ photos 😂 „c‘mon guys you‘re in love!“ „we‘re not in love, we‘re married“ lmao

- also she looks good in that grey/black striped tshirt

- also also FUCKING RUDE that the kids get to go undercover as couple after like 1 season and mcdanno never fucking got to. Big sigh. You know, the ‚they‘re so married‘ guys? Grow some balls showrunners. Thank god fanfiction writers exist

- the yakuza boss‘s black floral shirt is very pretty

- what a surprise, vito is a scumbag (aka connected to the guy that tried to kill danny, not just all his other sleaze lol)

- also the commitment of danny saying ‚love you‘ and fist bumping after having a speech about how nuclear death is preferable to being stuck with the crew after surviving

- I hate how Danny‘s character is evolving. He‘s always been grumpy but now I feel like he‘s barely in any policing scenes and is just annoyed about the restaurant or sniping at the others for different stuff

- awwwwwww barber guy doing law!

- Jersey!Danny (or cop days, idk when it was set) in leather jacket!!! … oh wow he was seeing her (the domestic abuse victim). Also does he still have blondie girlfriend??

- „I‘m the guy that‘s been sleeping with your wife! *shitass grin*“ danny lol

- lmao Tani and Junior on beat day. But also just bullying a kid about having to paint over graffiti 😂

- Lou about Steven driving to the other/wrong side of the road to cut off Adam‘s CI „what was wrong with that side of the road??“

- adam‘s old challenger rt? noice

- lol adam has a sister? I missed where that was set up. But also her henchmen are hot. And she fucking killed the fbi agent?? Also wearing some killer high heels. Oooooh yeah the familial dna match on the killed guy

- kittens!! (Old hitman that knew John has two cats)

- s8e20: I just saw the text preview and ‚catherine rollins returns‘ ??? N O. W H Y.

- Also congrats adam on your first CI dying/being killed. Lol adam is done?? He didn‘t even really get started (oooh he wants to go to the mainland for kono. Uhm, guess that doesn‘t go well with the impending divorce?)

- catherine is still the hottest of the girlfriends.

- „i got someone there [in hawaii] who can help me“ bold fucking claim ya lil shit. Someone you walked out on and all over two fucking times

- lmao Lou *mouthing* WHY IS SHE HERE? also. ‚Girl you trippin‘ 😂 he is so suspicious of her, love it.

- that is a fully different dog in the Junior running scene. Also. Did you see anyyyyone here, conserve your energy my guy instead of yelling. Stop throwing rocks at eddy??

- „look at how mature we are right now“ guys. Please. Why

- has junior lost his fucking mind? Why is he taking selfies and training? The dehydration and delusionment set in quick I guess. Your phone is about to die my guy

- seriously was scott caan off filming something else during this season?? Miss that lil angry guy

- british intelligence guy is back?? Didn‘t he die hmm

- fast & furious franchise mention!

- danny is back! And he already suspects adam of killing his sister, nice. YES and they go see MI5 guy. Danny‘s face when he sees him is… quite something

- oh. Oh no. Danny. Don‘t look at the young blonde like that.

- Harry is so hot. Lmao danny eating his son‘s animal crackers. Of course danny is the style icon help here 😂

- love how the photographer thought harry was hitting on him

- god Harry is really just a stand in for james bond. And it‘s fucking great. Love that guy. In all his wet wet glory

- why is jerry at a clinic working? Also my god that was a gruesome shot (guy digging fork fullyyyy into his arm flesh). Ooooh he‘s doing UC work

- lmao mcgarrett getting a kite out of a tree. And the kid staring at him like he‘s a god

- ‚this is a guy that‘d rather read a mosquito its rights than swatting it‘ lmao Lou. Poor Duke 🥲

- lmao the scene with the vet checking out steve. Checking out in more ways than one. Also „I rev a little higher than most“. Lol. And danny walzing in staking his claim

- STEVE CAN READ CHINESE? Casual.

- „WOAAAH he speaks! *shit eating grin*“ I love lou. (After a suspect didn‘t speak the whole time)

- it only took 8 seasons and 23 episode for steve to say to danny ‚hey take your shirt off‘ (to fight a chinese triad boss‘ son). and danno‘s „Don‘t touch me, ever in life“

- god damn scott is hot. Jesus christ. His pecs are there to be grabbed

- steve doesn‘t wanna live alone. And junior notices. Cries a lot.

- „this bout to be the Shining up in here again if ya don‘t get to the point“ more good Lou lines

- holy shit the guy the medical examiner pulled is hot AF

- junior is being deployed? Wasn‘t he kicked? (Ah I guess ‚the reserves’ explains that…) Also mcgarrett has balls of steel and junior has a hard on for that

- fully armed seals coming outta water scene is pretty sick. Damn and full on camo face paint

- damn joe white is looking baaad. But junior in action mode is 👌🏻

- hey the cgi got better. That missile explosion was actually nice

- s8e25: NAHELE!!! But also, danny without beard looks so weird.

- dannys way of exiting the conversation with ‚alright I‘m gonna go kill myself‘ is so relateable

- mcgarett showing off the military flag alphabet thing. Nice

Danny „steve! Steve! He wanted to name the restaurant Steve‘s, I‘ll do it now in his memory 🙄“ xD

- also love how they have active military there and some guy (steve) goes to meet enemies (rogue sub full of russians)

- love the putin photo in the background of the russian official guy. And in earlier seasons the american president was just alluded to vaguely

- tani to lou: ‚hey uncle‘ lou: 'oh you talkin to me?!‘ ‚the locals use it as a sign of respect‘ ‚i know when someone is saying I‘m old‘ ‚well, you aare old. But I was being respectful about it 🥺‘

- wht the actual NOOOOOOOO WO FAT????? What the actual fuck is the opening scene of season 9. oh. That is. Marginally better but still doesn‘t explain the whole alien tech setup. What the kink shit is going on. That is. So disturbing. Steve. How did you get into this.

- hell yeah shirtless boxing danny in the opener. And their hero shot after the russian villa. Nice

- „#offended #WomenCanDigToo“ lmao tani

- jesus the dead guy looked like Harry for a second. Thank god it‘s some other dude

- danny‘s hair is weird in this season. It looks lighter? And maybe because the sides are shaved more again

- „this place got more traffic than kanye‘s twitter feed“ yikes 😂

- love how steve‘s like ‚gonna infiltrate that enemy boat. Not like younger me doing seal shit but a secret new thing‘ aka just appearing undercover as a worker??? How??? What?!

- junior is starting off the season with some good outfits (black/white flower short sleeve shirts are my weakness)

- there‘s some interesting lighting choices, mostly as in ‚it‘s very obvious we are filming something‘ light

- lol of course his old agent hook-up is the mole. Danny you have terrible taste for suggesting women for steve

- that leader dude is a good villain because he is creepy as shiiiiit. Cool thanks, totally wanna watch the cocoon scene again

- danny worried about his boy 😭

- steve fighting in the red latex suit is very britney spears of him. Lmao and the slowmo in this fight. Really going for it huh.

- danny‘s need to touch to comfort and ground steve 😭 also ‚it‘s gonna need more than a brain scrub to forget you pal‘.

- another fucking wild opening of a guy assaulting a dude, strapping him to himself with a harness, blowing the door of a doubledecker airplane and jumping from it

- junior to the dog: „i know, i hate it when mom and dad argue too“ danny to steve: „well don‘t just stand there and be handsome, say something!“ (after accusing him if being boring). I can‘t with these two

- 9.2. the scene with tani and the captain in the academy?? Woooffff the tension??? Fuck me up. „You were the best damn student I ever had“ „you‘re a rule breaker miss rey. But that is not the way I do things“ just bend her over the desk holy shit (i‘m so sorry. Not)

- TIL that it‘s called ‚helo‘ and not ‚heli‘ in army jargon. From COD fanfics and from Junior. Why tho?

- „if you told me you were an undercover spy I‘d believe you. They got everyone and their mamma on they payroll“ more good lou lines. And „who do you think you‘re talking to? I‘m the police! That‘s what we do“

- it seems like it took a long time for h50 to do a heatwave episode. Rookie did one real quick. including the ‚heatwaves spike anger‘ fun fact

- JUNIOR SAT BUTT ASS NAKED (in a henley) IN TANIS CHAIR AND THEN she walks in a bikini, of course he fucking can‘t get up and follow her

- „i‘m supposed to be a silent partner here. Maybe you two should try it“ (kamekona at mcdannos bickering). Also, can I just say that danny constantly sipping on his insulated water bottle being brought up as plot point is conjuring ideas and I‘m not sure what the actual canon is gonna do with it.

- lou playing golf with dog the bounty hunter is something. But something even more is dog‘s tits in his ice bath.

- lmao tani‘s impression of danny.

- jerry smashing a bottle of milk over a guy‘s head and it splashing at the camera to fully cover the screen white was.. sure an effect

- why oh why are tani and junior walking back to the station IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. There‘s perfectly good sidewalks on both sides

- „i like to live on the edge“ junior about eating a cone with scoops of choco ice cream and fruit sorbet

- lou and the poor golf caddy boy certainly have some scenes

- the pins on ME noelani‘s jacket lapels!!! Cute

- is it an official thing to cross your heart instead of saluting to pay respects? (Re the jerry and junes mission to bring the dead soldier home)

- season 9 and a trans vic? But also the instant switch of lou to using female pronouns? Good

- lmaaooo the other victim‘s husband and wife photograph has a super photoshopped head on the guy 😂

- „did ya get a groupon?“ (danny about a guy only spending 2k on a contract killer 😂)

- yes it‘s very military propaganda but junes‘ speech at the school was actually nice

- „i didn‘t leave my mom‘s basement for months“ jerry, you never did that anyways my guy

- what?? A car just standing there, with the radio on, runs out of gas? And not battery juice?? What was the logic there?

- omg lil kid!jerry at camp

- eric episode!!! He‘s so pretty (i need to start watching that actor’s + brothers podcast)

- creppy children‘s drawing! Nice

- the facts that adam!actor is still in the main credits…

- eric: „OH MY GOD. No service..“ poor baby

- I love how he uses ths screen of his phone as flashlight for the map instead of the.. yknow.. the flashlight

- lmao noelani coming to help their search. They‘re so nerdy

- i love how steve and junes are doing the interrogation of a child. Instead of… danny.. that has a daughter. Because once again, scott is nowhere to be seen. What was he doing these seasons??

- I hate that lady actor. She is a) not good b) looks creepy bc I maybe recognize her from smth

- also wow jerry‘s haircut just looked a lot like majima‘s 😂 with the buzzed back and longer flop over it

- WHAT THE FUCK THERE‘S AN ACTUAL FERAL CHILD??? I guess that‘s better than a ghost or a hallucination of the kid but goddamn that was creepy

- the fucking scooby doo ness of their whole camp cabin adventure is hilarious. Okay there *actually* is a creppy axe guy.

- a yes. Rain wet cabins, clearly amazing material to go up in flames

- the solutions for the last two murders have been done so quick

- lou: „shh, he‘s sleeping“ (after knocking out a guy that tried to flee)

- omg tani‘s face after the traumatized lil girl speaks again (to give her a drawing)

- captain keo my beloved. Go screw sense into her pls

- „air boss“ and „mini boss“ ?? That‘s the actual position names for an aircraft carrier overseer?!

- season 9 cgi/green screen tech? Still not great but better

- eyyyyyyy duke is back to work!

- is adam back in town? WOAH what the fuck happened to him. I guess the divorce happened?? 😂 you look like shit brother

- also a fucking rude ending for kono (and by extension grace. ‚We‘re not paying you and your character is a bitch that only cares about her job (that is saving girls from prostitution)‘).

- „i‘m not taking any orders from you“ „the only thing I‘m ordering this afternoon is a cab“ top tier banter lmao

- danny! A rare treat these days

- whewww… tani telling steve that adam‘s back and doing bad turns into an invitation to 5-0? Great. That‘s not gonna make her feel like shit

- okay she also gave the anonymous tip, good. Did she also put the gun back?

- also, you know what I‘m surprised about? That baby *actually* looks tiny. Not like b99 or rookie where they shit out a child and it looks a year old instantly

- NOOOOOOOOOOOO. STEVE? YOU AND WARREN?! FUCKING NO. I hate it. (They went go get a drink after the conclusion)

- lmao adam? I really can‘t tell if he‘s lying about the gun being planted in the first place or not

- s9e7 it‘s the 200th episode and their restaurant opens? 🥹 this can only go well…….

- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 40s OPENING? Do you have that running in your restaurant? WTHA IS THIS OPENING MUSIC? Is that.. the orignal? Or the funky jazz version?

- lmao, that was supposed to be steve‘s grandfather? You know steve and his dad don‘t even look that much alike

- „it was dark and over quickly. Like my first marriage“ old timey danny is great

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 40s!junior fucking kills me with the fucking accent. WHAT IS THAT? it‘s like jersey gangster mixed with hawaiian gangster (and he‘s playing a surf instructor)

- also, how do we convey the 40s of it all with not just the clothing and cars? Make everything sepia toned and let them all smoke cigs (and just give 40s!steve an oral fixation)

- „this beauty looks like a walking pool table“ (about a henchman) more good 40s!danny lines

- „This handsome thing here is my partner“ , challenge ‚steven!coded people stop calling your partner handsome“ - fails instantly

- the fucking old timey music cues are killing me

- omg and jerry!character being a cop. Bless jorge

- fucking looney tunes car chase

- lmao at them using magnifyng glasses instead of having zoom and enhance tech

- jesus the 40s!tani and adam characters. THE MUSTACHE. Whyyyyyy. Is this foreshadowing for adam being a baddie lol

- „steven, we could use the bathroom or something“ what??? What did you just say?!

- 40s!tani is fucking loving that role. Also not selling it.

- captain!lou!! „I‘ll ask the twos of yous a question“ kill me

- steve: „this case got me thinking what I really wanna be doing with my time“ SIR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????? Okay, just that he wants to stay a cop and not run the restaurant. (Which also doesn‘t make sense to me why he apparently *leaves* in the last episode, but we still have almost two seasons to go to that…). And just danny‘s „if you‘re out, i‘m out“. Ride or fucking die man

- thanksgiving at the grover house!!!

- NAHELE!!!!!!!!! Still sad that he never got to live with mcgarret but some rando army kid did (aka junes). Junior had family (granted a family that didn‘t want to see him) . Who did nahele have huh??

- also what fucking sport is this? Tag football or smth?

- weeLPPPP danny is in jersey. Makes sense but even less screentime for lil angry guy

- ……..adam is just here, working now? It‘s fine that his house got searched? They‘re just okay with that?

- lou‘s kid grew up handsome! Bless

- is that nick offerman??? Also lmao adam playing shy and just going ‚konichiwa 🙂‘ as UC work

- lou and his big brother‘s apology scene 😭 and him getting a job at steve‘s 😭

- (fun fact: i‘m working on a mcdanno+harry langford fic atm and I might even post it??)

- the banker had the sister killed in order to frame adam?? Wow. „Yakuza justice or five 0 justice“ 😂😂 yeah wtf do you choose here, both sucks

- wow vigilante justice for suspected drug transactions? Damn dude. Cool outfit bro (kinda honest)

- „gangs now use emoji codes for threats. Scissors = I‘m gonna cut you“ lmao real grandpa explaining ‚lol‘ vibes from you tani

- how tall is junior compared to danny? Still taller right? Because he looks small next to steve

- „sounds like my next mother in law“ what the fuck danny?

- THE COMIC ART RETELLING OF THE TAKE DOWN OFF THE PERP????? help, jerry you freaking dork

- aw charlie‘s actor finally learned to talk better. „Hey what‘s up there mini D?“ bless ya steve

- what‘s up with alex‘s eyes being so bloodshot all the time?

- danny is touring colleges with grace on the mainland. Of course he is. That man has PTO out the whazzoo

- what the fuck is this fluffy vest that steve is wearing?

- god joe white actor be looking olldddd. Also kinda like my grandpa….

- german perp: „you must bring me to a hospital“ lou: „nein. the only thing I must do is stay black and *die*“

- steve: „what are you, nuts?!“ glad he picked that up from danny. Also the buddy shouting ‚who‘s your daaaaddy‘ after bringing guns 😂

- (welp just spoiled myself that joe white dies and steve stays in montana)

- uff joe telling steve to ‚find someone‘ and not wait. Excuse me, he has his perfect match, they‘re just both stubborn asses (and not canon yadda yadda)

- WHO BRINGS AN RPG TO A GUN FIGHT. Rude

- lou calling the german dude „Papa“ (because he‘s using the guy‘s son as leverage)

- …what family does steve now have left? Sister and niece? That‘s it? Whooff (joe was basically dad 2.0)

- yeah put a fucking guy with a gsw and internal bleeding on a fucking HORSE. That’s not gonna jostle shit around at all…..

- through my tears: glad that steve also copied ‚what‘s the matta with you?‘ from danny.

- yes i‘m fucking bawling from this. Cool cool. „Have you ever seen a sunset like this?“ … cries more thinking about that would pop into steve‘s head in the future when he sees the sun going down

- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. CATHERINE? FUCK OFFFFFFFFF.

- nice to see that steve went awol for a month to… torture a guy…. Good ol‘ army tactics. God bless america

- eyyyy junior gets to join the task. Hooyah brother. And who the fuck is this old dude?

- who the fuckkkkk is this pilot

- i like catherine‘s fluffy vest, would wear

- JESUS STEVEEEEE. Daydreaming about fucking the CIA deviant? While sitting next to your ex.

- „he‘s avenging his father. I woulda done the same thing“. Steve. You literally are.

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. HARRY!!!!! (I thought he would show up soon but then I checked again and thought it would be way later but here he fucking is!!!!!!!)

- ….. CATHERINE AND STEVE UNDERCOVER AS MARRIED COUPLE? Eff offf. Danny‘s super unenthusiasthic ‚mazeltov‘ is all I have to add to that. And lol at steve‘s ‚I do‘ while looking at harry

- sigh, catherine cleans up nice, „steven you look absolutely magnificent in that tux“ danny: „kissass“

- „don‘t be a caveman darling“ lmao steve‘s partners calling him caveman.

- oh wow junes as server

- wOW, that zoom and enhance was outrageous

- harry with thigh holster? And being his badass bond self? Yes please

- I just fucking burst out laughing WHAT is steve‘s COAT. Wasn‘t the fluffy vest enough? Now he has a fukcing ikea monkey ass coat?

- „find youself a good woman, a boring hobby and first chance you get, retire“ everyone has great advice for steve huh

- cries. I do like steve/catherine if it wasn‘t for all her fucking betrayal

- grace episode?? .. hellloooooo shirtless danno. God he‘s hot

- my god, his ex has a horrible haircut. Also „stan bought grace a car“ …. Didn‘t stan and rachel divorce? Or was that the thing where therapy worked? I‘m so confused with this family

- cries in steve going to the hospital to danny

- „mr and mrs williams“ …. ??

- rachel is so fucking annoying.

- he brought her her favorite sweatshirts of his?? „I was surprised you didn‘t take this in the divorce“ ?? Danny you fucking sap

- „bitch you‘ll pay for what you did“ love the dialogue progression of this so it just sounds like steve says this to a teenage girl instead of reading her text back to her

- stop apologizing to rachel, danny. She‘s so damn terrible and danny is way too good. She‘s so fucking manipulating and danny constantly has to say ‚don‘t do that/don‘t say that‘ because she‘s trying some goddamn tactic to get her will.

- cries, young danny and gracie 😭 i bet some of these are bts photos

- fuck you rachel, stop kissing his temple

- god fuck offfff can we stop with danny/rachel. Christ he‘s such a fucking sap, he made the dish for their first date and that‘s why it‘s on the menu??? Bby

- lmao steve coming to grace‘s rescue from mother hen steve

- „there‘s no plan“ „so you‘re just freestyling? Like relationship jazz?“ wtf steve 😂

- junes has a home??? Ah helping his parents. Wow his dad is a bitchhhhh

- oh woooowwww, they‘re going in one of those fucking mini subs that imploded? Cool

- i love steve‘s and junior‘s little hoyaah handshake before he goes off

- wow we went into straight up computer game graphics for this scene huh. That was… something

- what the fuck is going on on this underwater station. That‘s a fucking horror movie.

- aw gay counselor/therapist and gay kiddo. Also conversion therapy as topic.

- lol what the fuck, jerry got blown up by a computer rigged with bombs (he‘s fine)

- alex has a ring tattoo? Well he has two dots on his left ring finger

- wheewwww vigil for the counselor guy also got me fucking crying.

- 😐 fucking rachel staying at danny‘s. Fuck off. Oh is that where he goes to steve‘s house later because his gets water damage?

- jesus fucking christ I hate all the reminiscing that rachel is doing, she‘s so gross. I fucking DARE them to fuck -.- the fucking sex music cue to cut to them playing yatzy was also smth. Not anytjing I enjoyed

- lmao jerry saving a life with webmd open

- tani is so sweet with kids. But also very aggressive when confronting perps

- lmao steve going to check up on danny after that night. And then demanding pancakes from danny.

- aw adam moving into a flat. And hanging a photo with the lads lmao (lou and jerry). Actually the funniest part of that was him trying to hang a big painting, not liking it, hanging the friends photo which was consierably smaller and at the scene with the party it‘s just another big painting 😂

- aww adam is learning sign language. For a random homeless guy? „This is my favorite kind of sandwich. Free“ 😂

- lmao a murder at a mermaid experience and the woman is an MLM leader. Also tani being super excited abt the mermaid thing

- tani teaching junes about ‚trolling‘ 😂

- I should not be watching tv when I‘m on my period and moody. Tani‘s story sbout swimming and her dad almost made me cry

- „death thy name is smoothie“ (jerry about finding poison that had been put into a smoothie)

- it is rude that adam considers 5-0 his family. What about kono? She dead to them?

- cries. Why is everything making me cryyyyy

- junes getting tani a mermaid tail!!!! Cries a lot. „I‘m not worthyyyyy of this!!!“ „i‘m about to crush mermaid camp!“ they are very adorable together

- love that the bank robbers are wearing the fucking skull balaklavas. Been thinking about them since ghost

- and tani is wearing a snakeskin print shirt lmao. Majima much

- big yikes junior. Killed the baby daddy of his ex while trying to help him. And got bitch slapped for it

- we‘re meeting danny‘s old fucking mother-in-law?! Fuck offf with all this goddamn rachel + family stuff

- why is she doing a fake french/german accent? „Sumsing terrible has happened“. Now it‘s bad posh english thrown in

- „my job is to stand there, be handsome and say nothing“ (paraphrased) lol steve

- lol her security was called Gavin (or Kevin) she says it weird. Insert bird noise joke

- and steve also gets a „kissass“ from danny

- of course rachel‘s mother is a fucking bitch. Apple doesn‘t fall far from the tree. And of course she writes romance novels

- yay more UC work for the kids. „i‘m pretty sure that guy thinks I‘m gay“ yes you‘ve been chatting up guys in a gym my guy

- help my potential for shame got filled within 2 seconds of tani‘s dance class

- „you my friend are more than adequate“ steve what a way with words you have to encourage danny

- yeah no show, you‘re not managing to redeem his mother-in-law. Motherfucker, she wants them to be togther???!!? Fuck offffffffff. Fuck right offfff. They‘re so goddamn bad for eachother. Jesus fucking christ

- a guy got his hawaiian shirt stolen off his back that‘s worth 5k?!

- the art forger guy is… so unpleasant

- boy, what a reveal that junes‘ dad is an amputee. Guess makes sense why he didn‘t want junior to go serve

- lol junior knows an arms dealer. That is foremost a junkie.

- young Duke!! And young McGarretts!!! Aw super preggers Doris

- lmao a swipe transition with Steve‘s dad to him was really funny. Wow and more wild transitions. They‘re really doing for it this episode

- why is 2010!Danny so…. Meek

- lmao does this gun connect all of 5-0‘s stories? 😂 also, what an ugly fucken red leather couch (at tani‘s or her bf‘s place)

- the fucking transitions are killing me, like cutting around a person and swiping that away then

- „quantum level interconnected creepy“ you say it jerry. „We‘re linked to all of them!“ dundunduuuuuun 😂

- d‘aww john saves duke‘s life.

- wow steve and duke are just going to california.

- Mr Pickles flashback! Good cat.

- lmao the owner left steve, danny and the drug dealer in her will. Lol they got the cat figurines. And the cat is up for grabs. Lmao steve petting the cat through the carrier while driving.

- lol love how Adam is grossed out by shrimp. Breakfast shrimp burritos??? Lou, I am judging you for that

- also bless men talking about mental health and support with eachother

- 🥺🥺🥺🥺 steve holding mr pickles. And just hooking his jaw over his lil head. THE SAME WAY HE DOES WITH PEOPLE bc he‘s always taller

- awwww tani asking junes to be her date for a friend‘s wedding.

- lmao steve befuddled when a perp goes ‚whoa slow your roll, bro‘ to him

- …. DID EDDY MURDER THE CAT (he didn‘t but like. Wtf)

- 9.22 noelani what have you gotten into??

- lmaaooooo tani using the fucking microsoft photo editing a photo for junes (as a gift for his dad)

- of course adam is friends with the daughter of the head of the yakuza (and she got engaged and almost married with an undercover fbi agent). I really like the boss tho

- also love how the yakuza boss doesn‘t have any security at his home??? And adam drives up with a corvette lol. Lives in an apartment but has multiple cars 👌🏻 (assuming he‘d still have his oldtimer)

- yeah adam mr „I got free from the yakuza“ you also murdered your own brother and have no family left

- sheesh the yakuza boss is so hot. Also lol him fully expecting adam to get back into the yakuza and having a drink ready for him then

- 9.23. the gang talking about how mary is staying at a aribnb and not steve‘s house for a visit and how crowded it‘s there already. Danny: „maybe you should stop adopting animals. *looks at junior* no disrespect.“ „aah i‘m just happy to be here 😊“

- aww uncle lou trying to help tani out 😂

- lol tani to danny bc it‘s steve‘s day off: „look at you, forced to drive your own car“

- „he‘s here to talk about statistics?!“ „yeah and he ended up becoming one“ lou with the good lines again

- sure, junes just scaling a loose dirt wall

- goddamn tani looks good in her wedding party outfit. And they‘re so cute dancing togther 🥺 also could not be me, I only hit the dance floor at 2 am waasted. Their slow danceeee 🥹🥹🥹 bbys

- AAAAAAAAAAAH season 1 mcdanno. Eyoo eric‘s actor‘s brother

- (junior in his navy sailor outfit in the credits is very cute)

- „whatchu gonna do about it officer?“ „first of all, I‘m a captain“ 😂 (lou‘s bro and him)

- lol the microsoft sponsorship is still going stroooong. Tani just chatting to cortana

- i‘m gonna have to rewatch the first episode once I finished the series. And I‘m just gonna be screaming the whole damn time

- steve is SO annoyed with the hacker guy, „the face is so punchable“ 😂

- the kids doing a hot pursuit! And tani!actor going all in with the fake driving 😂 sis this ain‘t mario cart

- another rpg? Jesus christ. And they full flipped the car through a wooden structure. Yaaay steven to the rescue

- junior in a suit! And of course he‘s the bigger man and doesn‘t insist on arguing against parole for the guy that killed his sister

- wow and of course aaron wright played them once again. Aaah this will be their season 9 showdown, gotcha. Makes a good opponent I guess

- „there’s a lot of things I don’t like about you […] the angrier you are, the faster you walk, what‘s the matta with you, slow down“ danno pls

- whew still emotional about joe‘s death. For a guy I didn‘t even like

- oh aaron, you and your chapstick shiny lips and sculpted eyebrows.

- i was gonna ask where the fuck adam woke up, but yknow, makes sense that it‘s at tamikos place

- i wanna see yakuza boss again. (Also I know he dies probably soon)

- „i don‘t mean to keep you“, you literally just served him food and didn‘t let him touch it yet. Thankfully he insists on eating 😂 down with the tv tropes

- unfortunately the all black bike and getup is very nice

- ah yes, the gold ol I can Fly an Airplane by hacking & simulations

- yaaasss jerry. Hack that bitch. Also love how the airplanes engines were still on. He just said that he‘d have to coast back because the fuel was running out. The engines would have stopped

- why do we never see junes‘ mom? Like even in the episode where junior brings his dad to bed. Yikes hitting him with the ‚you are not my son, not anymore‘ (was he really before though)

- aww going to tani for comfort

- ayooo adam and tamiko

- i fucking dare them to cut to danny and rachel. Ah no, like a good little boy waiting on steve in the office

- motherfucker they went on holiday together? Fuck off man. „What do you want, 50 shades of kuwait?“ danny, why

- W H A T. Ending the season on a cliffhanger if steve or jerry got shot is so rude, and also lol at danny‘s super chill ‚oh my god‘

- no surprise, it was jerry getting shot

- d‘aww junes and tani are going to the opera

- who the fuck is steve on a date with… he‘s… so terrible. And of course takes a call from danno. Stop joking yourself that anything other than danno or catherine would work for you

- „that was danny. We‘re in love, very much. But sometimes he can be a lot“ ????????????? Normal things to say on a date. „It‘s a lot like a marriage actually me and him“ „You know what they say about marriage. It‘s just a friendship recognized by the law“

- A hawaiian opera is interesting

- new opening time: junes with the dancing scene is very cute and WHO THE FUCK IS THAT BITCH????

- the fact that steve is wearing converse for his date. Cute

- the whole ‚you‘re 40, jumping off buildings is a young mans game“ yeah and not an actor‘s with back problems thanks to that very show…. But also he do be having more salt than pepper in his beard. Also his hair is so long

- aww real estate agent with two lil studs in his ear

- military police lady. Sure.

- also alex has more finger tattoos? On the inside of his middle finger.

- casual, driving up to a house that has a monster truck in the driveway

- AAAAAAAAA YAKUZA BOSS MY BELOVED. RELATIONSHIP CONFIRMED („good friends“ yeah yeah sure adam). AND ANOTHER GREEAT FIT FROM HIM.

- nooooooooo. The surveillance photos. Well he survived this hit but I know he doesn‘t another one

- lol the hitman drives away with the monster truck, of course

- „mimimimi I‘m a badass, I don‘t need to have my gsw looked at by a doctor“ stop forcing characters on us for no fucking reason

- god masudas mugshot is hot

- i fukcing hate quinn. „Can this thing [car that steve is driving] go any faster??“ - writers room: hey we desperately need to make a cool badass women, this works right??? No.

- steve, do not fucking invite this woman into five-0

- ‚our cool badass new female character drives a sick bike and is wearing her unifomr!!! Look at her!!!! She disregarded military orders she‘s so cute!!!‘ fuck right off ‚look at her, acting all shy!!!!‘ fuck offffffffffffffffff

- jerry doesn‘t wanna work for them anymore?? Noooooo don‘t pull a max. Motherfucker

- god I‘m not gonna fucking survive the last episode if they start off the fucking season with someone leaving

- noooooooooo, someone put a bomb in steve‘s garage in his dad’s fucking tool box. The cliffhangers man (not that it makes a difference when binging)

- yeah wait, he owns a fucking police dog. Do not blow up the dog….

- damn steve, nice huge ass red truck

- love how adam is taking point in house breaches. You know, the guy that doesn‘t have any police training?

- ‚look at our new character!!! She uses the internet to find out the name of a suspect and then is snarky about it!!! So cute!!‘ .-.

- …. They just showed off the nudes of a woman (having an affair with the brother of the suspect) to one of his henchmen. Like… she doesn‘t deserve dignity?

- man, season 10 is… starting rough.. I‘m gonna need to be drunk to sit through this. Also, I looked at the episode count for the actors and it‘s 240 for Alex (also it says the same for Scott but that is bullshit with how much he was gone from s8-9 and only credited). Quinn gets 22 eps so most of s10. And surprisingly a lot of fav characters have like 20 or less episodes in total which seems wild with how much of an impact they have.

- god I fucking hate quinn and always putting herself on steve‘s side for no fucking reason. Uuuugggggghhhhhhhhh and flirty comments to danny.

- christ I can‘t do this season sober. And I got so fucking close to finishing this show

- ayooo shitty CGI airplane my beloved, you‘re back. And we are in the 80s???

- cool great, now we just get quinn scenes alone. Do not give a shit about her -.-

- steve‘s red truck is so fucking ridiculous. Especially for chasing a guy

- „totally triggered him“ it‘s so weird for jargon changes in shows that have been going on for 10 years

- aww noelani has different pins on her lapels now (pineapple and hang loose)

- FUCK YOU QUINNNNNNN. She‘s so goddamn annoying with her stupid ass quips and smartass behaviour after them. Cool, she speaks.. russian? Nope, kurdish

- they‘re now doing a stakeout after very clearly following the guy in a red truck…… what is this shoddy ass work???

- wOW WHAT A SURPRISE? You‘re big ass red truck got made?? Who would have expected that

- this fukcing conversation is so painful. I hate quinn with the power of a million suns lmao. The painful ‚innuendo‘. Like what is this goddamn shitty writing

- i put off finishing this series because this season is just fucking terrible. I gotta do it for

- yeah great quinn is now ‚official‘ 5-0…… and immediately gets arrested lmao amazing. Throw her in jail and keep her ass there

- the whole scrne of danny trying to be a wingman for steve and getting eddy into a dogfight? What was that?? LMAOOOO and his snarled face at danny silently insisting that he get the vet’s number

- how did they find out that *she‘s* the girl? I‘m not paying any fucking attention because I cannot stand quinn. Also how is it such a surprise that the girl coulda killed the kidnappers??

- ayooo pretty boy hacker is back. Lol lou. „Casa del solitude“

- max is back for halloween AND HE HAS A SON???? Bless

- also tani as mermaid!! She‘s so cute

- sigh steven having to go help/save his mother. Doris why. You‘ve put the boy through enough. Now he‘s alnost burnt to a crisp. Also, oh it‘s set in comobia? Turn that fucking sepia tone UP!!!!

- also Lou "she prefers the company of women, biblically speaking' (paraphrased). pretty sure that's not in the bible buddy

- steve looks so fucking shellshocked…. Christ he‘s there at least 8 weeks. And junes has gone fully off the edge with monitoring steve. Hoyaah motherfucker

- ayooo switzerland and zurich mention!

- the sepia is so annoying and low-key racist lmao.

- does steve have a whisper mic on??? Yes bitccchhhhh

- also some nice army humour from junes. Bless („at least we‘ll get tortured together“ after a motivational speech from steve)

- this mission is CoD as fuuuuuck. Soap would be proud of the demolitions and sniping (also yes that‘s my main reference atm)

- doris you little bitch. Don‘t you dare shoot steve

- wow….. now steve has… his sister and niece. (Which I already thought was the case but yknow)

- haunting song choice btw

- god, steve is in full hobo look mode. My poor guy

- someone get him back to his partner. And someone get him a goddamn shower

- <3 danno came to washington

- AND THERE‘S ONLY ONE BED. And danno going ‚that bed is big enough for two people right‘ lmao what even are the writers trying

- they are really sowing the seeds of steve ending five-0 though huh. And we‘re only at s10e8. But honestly it‘s so understandable

- the DEA cop in s10e9 is making such eyes at steve in the car

- lou‘s niece and her backstory and then kamekona calling her ‚baby chicago‘ was really cute

- I fucking hate quinn so much, she‘s so goddamn annoying and constantly being in a love interest role for no reason. AND THEN HE CALLS DANNY WITH AN ‚I JUST MISS YOU, DANNY‘ ;-; like what were the writers going for?

- junes keeping an eye out for steve‘s mental health <3 (and then danny busting in with his mold problem xD)

- ‚If I‘m making a hostel for team members, I’m making a chore wheel‘ xD

- ….isn‘t that the first time we see junes‘ mom??

- junior swearing to keep trying to fix the relationship with his dad <3

- and steve singing junes‘ praises ;-;

- aldkfjdkalsj and junes thanking tani, babies ;-; alfjaksjd

- and steve looking at his ohana at thanksgiving ;-; i just love them???

- HOT YAKUZA BOSS!!!! And my god, adam had to fight butt ass naked

- slfkfjalskdj junes sitting on the tiny pink bike and smiling super cutely!!!! Slfkdkalao ‚don‘t touch that, cap!‘

-…one episode with danny and away he is again -.-

- ufff s10e11: adam betraying steve and leaving the gun and badge. But hey, danny is back again I guess. What is up with scott‘s fucking screen time??

- it‘s just so nice to have danny in the episode :‘) making a ‚wild goose chase‘ comment for going into a protected geese territory. Him clearing a house with steve like the well oiled machine they are. Just everything man.

- wo fat had a wife. Suddendly? The LEVEL of retconning. (Okay it‘s not a retcon it‘s just an added lol actually he totally had a wife thihi). Just so they have another revenge plot? Christ

- s10e12: ….and danny is gone again. Did scott caan not want to film with quinn ??? I mean, I‘d fully understand that lol. I need to check if scott was filming something else because why is he only in ever second episode?

- jesus fucking christ, why do we get a cocky private investigator and his british girl partner. What is haaapppeeeenninnnggg. And steve is enamoured with the lady. Of course. If danny was here he‘d be so hard lmao (and she‘s an ex-spy, of course). And quinn has suuuch a bitchy look against british spy. Like girl, you sad you don‘t get the stupid lines this episode?

- xDD lou with the best lines again: ‚why don‘t someone else say his name and he‘ll pop up like beetlejuice.‘ (after two people said wo fat)

- I miss danny ;-; there‘s so much stupid fucking dialogue here with these people,

- WHY IS STEVE DRIVING THE GUYS FERRARI XD ‚it‘s kinda my thing‘ lmao

- i like that the ‚steve reading chinese‘ has a comeback.

- ……… is she setting up that she was involved with harry?! (And also how she‘s immediately on tani‘s ass about having a workplace romance with junes)

- dkdkalsjdj lou being excited about steve having driven a ferrari and him whispering ‚it was amazing‘ ‚tell me about it later‘ xD

- MOTHERFUCKER. Tani finally asking junes out and him then immediately being attacked in his car ;-; I literally yelled out loud

- s10e13: lou not making friends at the golf club lol. security asking him to help and lou going: ‚Can it wait, say, 18 holes?‘ xD (I really like that security guard)

- slfkdkksld Danny <3 and steve trying to touch his face and telling him about wrinkles. W H Y is he even there with him at the school? (As his „emotional support friend“ and „basically family“ because he’s almost an uncle to charlie. lmao)

- junes says he‘s being called into reserves duty?!? So. Did they meet or not? If not, why is she not freaked out more??

- HOLY SHIT. That shot of adam standing in the night-time alley in tokio? It fucks haaardddd. I need to draw that.

- awesome security guy: „you are an honorable man“ lou: „so are you, baby“

- lmao the fact that adam and yakuza talk english instead of japanese. Give the man some subtitles and let it make sense

- what. The fuck. (Also some terrible cgi again), opening with eddy running into a busy street is wild.

- ………. i was happy about danny and then immediately he gets flirted with a random woman. …. Why. ALSKFJDKSL the bartender lady is fucking hot though.

- am i too misognystic or why the FUCK do I hate every female character they introduce. Why do they have to be so fuckING quirky?!?? Fuck offffff ;-; like. She could be so cute but no, they give her braindead fucking dialogue and they FUCK IN A TOILET?!?

- i wanted more danny scenes. But not like this ;-; jesus fucking christ this sucks .-. Like, cool that you‘re going getting over rachel but LIKE THIS?!? R E A L L Y

- also like… do we have a case of the week yet? i guess she‘s the villain lmao Or eddy dying.

- DANNY KILLS HER IN A CAR ACCIDENT????? (Well she was still making sounds before cutting away the scene) and I love him putting his arm in front of her to brace

- ….this episode is truly the ‚the boys are trying to get laid‘ huh. Thank god the vet was already seeing someone .-.

- …this whole fucking canine PTS plot line is so cringe and the botany neighbour has some terrible dialogue

- …….. like it‘s supposed to be so tragic that he meets „the girl of his dreams“ and then she dies before ever saying her name to him. But like. There was NOTHING. To make this feel remotely sad. It‘s such a fucking joke

- and then he has to go home to steve like… great day :) fell in love, fucked her and killed her :) like wtf?!? (And we don‘t get to see that)

- also adam is back or whatever… to be his old yakuza self and spy on them I guess.

- s10e15: a moody fucking opening. With adam burying 3 bodies. Of course

- why do we need to see her..sister? Crying about it. I fucking dare danny to fall in love with her too. Ah. Steve Is here.

- oh yeeeeah. Lou niece is in police school <3 (also tani doing a favour for keo. Yea, like **** *** ****)

- woooow. Guy adam was burying bodies with is together with the niece and also a recruit. Yikers

- tani looks very good in the red instructor shirt and safety vest

- …..this episode was directed by adam‘s actor. I am. Unsurprised. (Also lol him getting the line of ‚I case you haven‘t noticed. There‘s not much I am afraid of these days‘ stfu)

… I like the steve is suspicious of adam but also, it makes no sense after the whole ‚it‘s so easy to resolve stuff by talking‘ from like 3 episodes ago, said by steve. And now he‘s going through adam‘s stuff and doesn‘t want to talk. And danny even says ‚hey maybe sit down and talk‘ but nooo

- G O D. The fucking queerbaiting is just sO bad with this show. Steve fucking inviting danny to live in his house longer for a hairbrained reason but at the same time fucking trying to shove women at them the whole time, and the next fucking episode starts with ‚love is in the air‘ playing. Fuck right off

- s10e16 (one more episode until harry shows up for one last time <3). Noelani learning to surf!!!!!!!!! Baby girl ily omg and tani being supportive aaaah

- more domestic mcdanno. WHILE talking about going on a date „with a lady“. fucking H E L L. I hate it here ;-; but I do just fucking love danny jumping onto counters. Many thoughts

- danno: „i worked some domestic abuse cases“ YOU FUCKED A MARRIED ABUSE VICTIM AND THEN CONFRONTED HER HUSBAND. But hey, worked some cases.

- i love how often they just track eachother‘s phones (of everyone in the team)

- bahahaha *adam rolls up to a hostage situation. Goes to the leader* ‚let me take a look!‘ *looks for one second, turns back around to the guy* ‚what‘s happening?‘ lmAO. Maybe the guy should have some kind of fucking police training. So his only qualification isn‘t just ‚was a yakuza‘

- aww kamekona. He‘s not been around much. And rip to the actor </3

- ……..mcgarrett having a movie night with everyone instead of the dinner with his date…. (While danno calls it ‚our living room‘) AND STEVE CALLS HIM SUNSHINE??? G O D. THE FUCKING SKKDLDKDLSLLALAKAKSKSKSKS tje goddamn queerbaiting. STEVE HAVING HIS ARMS AROUND BOTH HIS DATE AND DANNO WHILE ON THE COUCH? I WANNA FUCKING SHOOT WHOEVER WROTE THIS. Fuckkkiiinggg hell. I hate it lmao

- s10e17: 1920 ?!? Oh jesus christ. Please don‘t show me old timey harry langford. Please no. (Also what the actual fuck is happening)

- junes is back!!!! The hug <333 bbies and THE KISSSSSS alfkfjalsk damn tani, straight into his lap (in the car xD) DAMNNN, straight to banging lmao

- HARRRY. What the fuck my god. Love how he‘s an author lol. He‘s great :3

- ‚dear boy‘ as basically an insult <3

- lou about to arrest an author lady: „look, bracelets to go with your outfit!!“

- …….harry and the gang having drinks in his fancy suite. And watching fireworks. Aaaah ;-;

- s10e18: …. More ironing and dates for steve. Of course. With the vet?? Wasn‘t she seeing someone?

- lol and adam sitting covered in blood after killing 3 people. Little maniac

- aw noelani‘s uncle (a pastor..) died. Kinda random. Ah. It‘s so she can investigate lol.

- that tani fight scene is so over the top xD

- I really like the light pink hair from one of the kids

- you know what‘s worse than quinn? Quinn‘s love interest. And them together on an empty dancefloor

- s10e19: who the FUCK is that random guy in steve‘s kitchen?? Cooking??

- adam and quinn surfing? Great my least favorite people together. God I just wanna be done with this show…

- lmao tani winning line-dance competitions at a random cowboy bar for 4 weeks in a row. And junes like ‚who are you??‘

- quinn. I don‘t gove a shit about you and that girl -.-

- lou: (talking about a macadamia nut farmer) ‚that‘s where the story gets a little… nutty‘ tani: ‚there it is!‘ with a fist pump xD I love her love for dad jokes

- ….ew more quinn and adam scenes. Lol looking for her ex-husband. (Just gonna watch those on mute now lol. Not like I care about anything that happens to them in the last 3 episodes)

- hell yeah, mcdanno riding horses to chase after suspects xD and only escaping getting shot by luck. And danny wanting to talk about feelings. While steve is like ‚got a lot on my mind‘. Boy what is the ending? Steve just drops everything?

- ‚you‘re gonna improvise? That‘s not a plan, that‘s the opposite of a plan!‘ xD

- ………cries forever at steve watching a sunset. And remembering him and joe. ;-; ‚you‘ll have a moment, I‘ll find a squirrel to grill for dinner‘ xD

- ‚you‘re gonna miss this when it‘s done‘ cries

- s10e20. Steve is deep in reliving memories mode huh. God ;-;

- Lmao junes cooking a full breakfast buffet. Really tani… why do we need relationship troubles for them in the last 3 episodes? Leave them fucking be

- WHY???? Why the fuck do we need the art faker here? I could have lived without ever seeing him again

- „danny is on springbreak with his kids“ fuck offfffff. Truly. Do not give a shit about any of these other storylines

- i‘m kind of happy it ended at 10 seasons because if it would have continued like this?! Hell nah. And 1-9 was so good :/ now I watch half of it on mute just so I did see it. Sunk cost fallacy and all that I guess. Also poor tani, now that he can‘t bother kono he has to be teamed up with her of course .-.

- adam is just back to work.. after quinn last episode was like mimimi give steve time, he will let you back in. Guess that happened

- aww lou and junes jamming out in the car :D their dynamic is also so good

- whewwwww. Tani‘s little speech just fully made me sob.

- welp and steve is deep in memories again. The end is nigh. …..and he‘s gonna get a package from doris. Great. Another woman that can disappoint him one more time eventhough she‘s dead

- s10e21: for a freaking letter.

- at least danny‘s here. And thank you to steve being like ‚don‘t give a fuck about this cipher‘

- „special guest star: chuck norris“ WH A T

- oh you think the guy with the ‚revenge‘ neck tattoo wants to take revenge on the guy that killed his brother? WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT??

- why is everyone sewing wounds shut this episode? (Yes I literally wrote ghost doing that in a fic but shhh)

- there chuck is 😂😂 as an ex-navy guy. Amazing

- cool cool, everyone is worried about mcgarrett

- that marine is fucking cool though

- ….crying at steve‘s confession about needing a break. Lmao and danny suggesting going to jersey.

- sure, doris‘ stupid cipher gets more important. I can only imagine how fuckign dumb the reveal is gonna be

- wow yeah, we need some establishing flashbacks because without that the stupid wo fat wife bit doesn‘t make any damn sense. Man this sucks

- i love how lincoln is still here. Steve picked up a new puppy <3

- a catherine mention?! Sure -.-

- steve‘s huge ass red truck should get a separate credit in the show

- cool cool, danny‘s been taken…

- ;-; danny laying in steve‘s lap in the car, bleeding out

- yeah, Steve is ready to fucking retire… but why the fuck doesn‘t he take danny with him?

- i‘m just fucking crying already at them in the hospital after he gets out of surgery

- that is a shitty guard dog that just lets itself be called over for some cuddles after being aggro at the newcomers

- ‚why‘d you stop holding my hand?‘ fuck off writers ;-;

- also like, everything doris could have hid is stupid. Wow cool, she hid cash. Who gives a shit? Like. It‘s so dumb and anticlimactic. Why would steve give a shit?

- and the dumbass wife confrontation. Who caaaareeeeesssss. I‘m so glad this is over tbh. This had gotten so fucking stupid.

- „book her, cole“ bless

- fuck off, danno „is depressed because he met a nice nurse at the hospital“

- „you‘re all packed?“ why Why W H Y does steve just walk away

- he‘s looking for peace. He would not have that with knowing his family is still in danger. You cannot tell me that

- „it‘s not a goodbye forever“ fuck off ;-;

- their hug ;-; and the I love yous ;—;

- why would he leave danny and the fucking dog??? It makes so little goddamn sense

- ohgod lou, that goodbye was even worse somehow ;-;

- how the fuck did they film this without fully bawling

- aaaaaaaah. God thanks for just fully making me bawl.

- junes ;-; i can‘t ;—;

- oh let me fucking guess. A „nice lady“ sits down next to him??

- the miss you text from danny

- CATHERINE?! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN OKAY ENDING AFTER THE GODDAMN GOODBYES FROM THE TEAM

- GODDAMN IT -.-

Jesus fucking christ I‘m glad the show is over and I can wipe season 10 from my brain

[mcdanhoe]

honestly mad respect for danny williams for shooting his shot. he saw there was only one bed and he did a solid for the fanfiction community. the representation we deserve.

[h50europe]

Find someone who looks like Steve while embracing his soulmate Danny 🤩💕‼️✌️🤙

[nade2308]

I HAD TO SHARE THIS BECAUSE YES, FUCK YES, KELLY, YES TO ALL OF THIS! BK NEEDED A BETTER ENDING! AND H50'S LAST FEW EPS WERE A FEVER DREAM

(okay all of s10 was more or less, sorry not sorry folks. Personally I would have ended it way before s10, when things were normal and we were not beating dead plots with a stick to awaken them and gave some characters and plot the spotlight they got. That said, thanks for reminding me of BK, now I will crave another rewatch!).

Honesty hour: if you could bring back one show from cancellation, same cast same creative team, and give them a season to wrap up their storylines, BUT the sacrifice was the last five episodes of another show you watched (so whatever plotlines were unresolved in the sixth-to-last episode are unresolved forever), which show are. you saving and which are you sacrificing? xoxo MJ/kiwiana-writes

damn MJ, I really had to think about the second half of this!

so the show I've always wanted a proper ending for is Breakout Kings. I loved the premise, I love the cast, I thought the show was a great balance of drama and comedy, and it ends on a massive fucking cliffhanger.

after much thought, I'd absolutely give up the last five episodes of Hawaii Five-0. Honestly I'd actually give up the last couple seasons, because they just weren't that good lol.

honesty hour!

[trickster-archangel]

So. Thanks to the Italian national TV service, I'm finally watching H50 season 9 (yeah, I know, one day I'll find the time to put my ass in front of a screen and watch ALL seasons in HQ in ENGLISH, but that day is not today nor tomorrow nor next months, given my life's latest trends in disasters). Of which I basically watched probably five episodes at best, like s10, at the first airing (given my life's constant trend in disasters).

Tonight I watched 9x11.

.....ok.

You know those fics with a really promising plot, juicy tags, just the right length to be devoured in one sitting but still able to leave you yearning yet satisfied...and third paragraph in, it starts cramming epithets every two instances, fucks up characters' M.O. and voices, whacks grammar and tenses, and just forgets what they were doing/carrying/saying just ten paragraphs above....?

Yeah. Same.

[mcsdannos]

good boy, Eddie

[brinteylovesaliens]

Folks, I'm so angry and disappointed right now. I'm gonna take a bit to figure out a way to resign myself to the fact that Peter Lenkov is a dickface moron who gives zero shits about the characters.

I'll be in a corner, tryna make myself pretend the last 2 minutes of the show weren't the worst writing in TV finale history, which did NOT take into account canon and common fucking sense.

[nobigsecrets]

And I’m coming from the Hawaii Five-0 fandom where Steve and Danny have been living together—platonically—by the end of S10. Only to make Steve leave Hawaii and leave Danny behind in the finale. No closure, no happily ever after, back to square one for the characters as if 10 seasons hadn’t happened. It hurt. Not that anyone really expected to see McDanno become canon, but the producers had to separate them in the finale and bring back Steve’s ex gf to no homo them. I’ve been sad and angry about the H50 finale back then and still am. And yet Buck and Tommy breaking up feels incredibly more painful.

Y'know, making Buck bi in S7 and having him start a relationship with Tommy and having this relationship deepen and grow and make it last for several months and emphasize how down bad for each other they are and then yanking all that away within a hot minute—

It’s so much worse than any queerbaiting on any other show ever has been. Because they gave us the kind of representation we’ve been longing for for years and decades and then they took it away in the most cruel and queerphobic way possible. It wouldn’t hurt as much if we didn’t know how good it could have been, how good it actually was.