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i need more of Wands and the twins, even when maybe she’s giving birth? At home in a tub, and were supporting her, the best way we can😅 just read the one you just posted🥰 (if she’s giving birth at home, or something like that, its up to you🥰)
I love writing domestic Wanda!! It’s the life she so deserves!! I’m not taking requests at this moment, but this idea seems intriguing so I’ll see if I can whip something up to post soon!! :)
Thank you for reading!! 😊❤️
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Would you make any Robbie ship with any of the oc what did he know?
Ngl I felt like I got a stroke reading that last part hdhJDHDHDI-
but Robbie shipping, I personally do not mind people wanting to ship characters with him, I’m pretty chill when it comes to that as long as it’s not like- super gross/weird KDHDHD-
#Rn I don’t really have a ship for him cause he’s still a pretty fresh character LMAO#Fresh on da brain#Still needs to simmer and set in the fridge for a few hours#He’s just kinda that guy rn lmAO gotta take shape and become his lil buggy self#Also what d i d he know?#What secrets is this beetle keeping from us??#WE NEED ANSWERS ROBBIE HOW COULD YOU KEEP SECRETS FROM ME-! YOUR OWN F A T H E R-!!
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i aint readin all that
#t o f i n d n i k o be n e s h o t#t u r n l e f t beepaa h e n a t beepaa h e f i r s t r i g h t#t a pls rap with me plsss whitty n o t h e r l e f t#t h e n t a k e t h e boop l e v a t o r t o f l o be r 42. w h e n y o u r e a c h f l o be r 42#d o t h e p a r k o u r t o g e t beepaa o t h e o t h e r s i d e o f t h e r o be m. a f t e r y o u d o t h e p a r k o u r#t a k e 3 r i g h t s a n d 2 l e f t s. a f t e r t h e 3 r d r i g h t#t a k e 2 m o r e l e f t s.#<- what it says#uhm#ask answered?!
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my husband ranks my f/os.png
things i love about this:
he has watched moon knight, yet didn't recognize jake lockley or marc spector
he does NOT know who rex is. he said he just likes that picture of dt hgfsdfhh
wtf did din do to him
i love who he put in 'my wife needs help.' it's everyone i expected him to put there
i thought 🪓❄️ would be in the last category tbh
WTF DID POE DO TO HIM
#oh lord tagging on mobile sucks#d; youre a book thats not quite finished but ill watch you fill the page#m; ive been fooled many times; but you seem to truly be mine#ac; as sure as god made black and white#c; i love everybody because i love you !#b; after youre gone and the house is mine alone#kr; she'll answer me wherever she may be#j; im holding tight- will you come back someday?#a; baby are you coming for the ride?#h; inside the hollow word i can only hope this will do some good#r; i bet on losing dogs#f; im taking your girl and making her mine#e; cant your heart find its home in me#m; a love made of matches is destined to burn#m; moonlight to show the way we can follow#o; somewhere in these eyes im on your side#n; no one ever said it would be this hard#p; lets fall in love for the night#b; youre still the only light that fills the emptiness#d; ill be yours till forever falls apart#o; run away now and forevermore#m; falling for him was like falling from grace#p; i shouldnt cry but i love it starboy
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Restart the countdown!!!
Just did and I am happily accepting this entire vid as a Christmas gift!!! /light hearted
#T H I S is the true fav asides i got F E D A L L of my comfort ships!!!#also absolutely love when a vid comes out and there's an interaction and you guys immediately run to the hills to tell me XD#glad to know i'm not the only one very much not normal about these spooky bitches <3 /light hearted#dukexiety#asks#answers#anon#not a countdown
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If you watch the stream later can you maybe share your thoughts about that part?🥺
I just finished watching it and dfdgfgfsdfkkfjsd many many thoughts!! 😭 I mean, I've been smiling and swooning about the whole thing stupidly since the morning but now I'm just a puddle on the floor 🥺
First of all, his fucking smile when he was texting Olli, it's too much cuteness 😭😭😭 And then he kept checking his phone to see if Olli had answered?! Like, constantly?! Aleksiiiiiiii your crush is showing SO bad it's almost embarrassing (except that it's not, it's just friggin' cute) 💞 The DELIGHT on his face whenver there was a new message from Olli, and dffgddffsfsssf can we also just take a moment to imagine OLLI in the dead of night being so completely down with the idea of looking for spooky stories for Aleksi's stream, because it's not like he had anything better to do, apparently? Come ooooooooooooon guys what are you doing 😭😭😭😭😭 What was the time even at this part? Getting close to 1 AM? Oh god, imagine Olli just sitting in the dark browsing the internet for something suitable for Aleksi's stream, and Aleksi didn't even have to ask, Olli suggested it himself 🥺 Because he's a supportive boyfriend like that 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
My headcanon for what happened afterwards is that they kept texting each other about how Aleksi's stream went and just about anything, maybe there was even a late-late-night phone call with soft, low voices... 💓 I'm so happy they'll be back on tour soon and they can resume their late-night talks in person again 💕
Imagine if Olli stayed at Aleksi's the night before they fly to the US and they did a stream together from Aleksi's studio?? I would combust 😭
Other noteworthy moments I found from the stream include (apologies for no timestamps):
Aleksi mentioned something about his "biggest fear" but didn't want to elaborate because "then it might happen" or smth -> what if his biggest fear is to fall for a bandmate but he can't even think about it because that would mean he'd have to admit that has already happened 😭 /shippyglasses
At some point he was browsing his phone and said there was a video of him cycling -> I bet Allu and Olli send each other silly cycling videos 🥰
Also, a fic idea popped into my head: Karl the studio ghost is real and he's trying to spook Aleksi and his "very close friend", but he fails because Aleksi and Olli are too lost in each other hanging at Aleksi's studio 🥰
#if there's still someone who's not convinced they're in love or crushing on each other the very least: COME THE FUCK ON?!??#just. the fact olli was SO invested in the spooky theme of aleksi's stream and the fact aleksi knew EXACTLY who to text about it too#I N T H E M I D D L E O F T H E F U C K I N G N I G H T#that's fucking amore right there if i've ever seen any 🤧#siiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh what do you want from meeeeeeee 😩#when will YOUR otp ever 💅#ollixallu#answered asks#anon asks
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" To wriothesley, i have questions to ask for Neuvi.... If he was a worm would you still love him? "
#/ f u r i n a / - self#/ c r a c k / misc.#/ d a s h c o m s / misc.#answer good or you would feel her wrath
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Everything comes back to the pants post
#asked and answered#ent’s art#taz balance#ITS ALL F U C K I N G CONNECTED#THIS IS THE CURSE I BEAR.#EVERYTHING’S MAGNUS NOW I CANT FUCKING ESCAPE IT#OH G O D EVEN THE WORD BEAR. THE MAN IS A BEAR. BEAR MASK. POWER BEAR.#H E L P
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Cemila's birthday is on Sunday!!!
AMD ON FATHERS DAY- I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MORNING-
Also there's a likely chance ima be able to actually answer asks ON her actual birthday XD
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oh my gosh,. My friend fucking sent Clownsuu a ask-request sorta deal, and somehow didn't see the fact he ISNT TAKING REQUESTS JESUS F A K. I'm absolutely doomed now. They did use Anon but like s t I l l
It's embarrassing as shit, even more so if it's actual answered holy FAK.
I like staying in the Shadows?!? Being noticed by someone I really look up to would be great and all, BUT NOT IN THAT WAY???? it's embarrassing number one, and number two, it's just w h y ;-;
Dw my friend got beat with a sketchbook for his stupidity.
I hope that Clownsuu just never sees it because Ehehehe, I would not be able to take that :D because even though the anon wasn't me, stuff like that puts people into a bad light I guess and that is like- horrifying. I much rather be unseen than be disliked when it comes to people I admire. Actually, just people in general! I just- AAAAAAAA *goes to die in a hole.*
#I'm suffering#Clownsuu#I swear if he sees it I'm doomed for eternity.#If he sees it I'll just- ILL CHANGE MY ID YEAH#NO ONE WILL KNOW FJNDHDHR#*I'm not being srs#I'm just really stressed if he sees it because..#yeah.#And I'm also scared of him not answering the ask#But going onto my silly account BECAUSE MY FRIEND L I N K E D IT#And then commenting on my silly (under age of 16) art ;-;#Like. IM NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THAT#and i dont think i ever will be#aaaaasaaaa#UgHhHHH ok ok#I'm just overreacting#I'm sure everything will be f I N e#He'll ignore the ask and move on his merry way#Y e a h.#BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T SHIT#WHAT IF HE HATES ME FOR MY ANNOYING ASS FRIEND#AAAAAAAA *SOBS*#*sobs into pillow*
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liver cells. unusually strong liver cells apparently lmao--
yeaah it's steep because the govt don't like us drinkin' despite jakarta's govt reportedly having stocks in a beer company
yup, i've never been to the neighboring countries 😔 would like to study abroad sometime. maybe. if i can get a scholarship that is (long shot but hey, i took the academic ielts test already to apply to one august last year, might as well use it before it expires)
also rin? u? ebg? *rubs hands* should i hurry and finish the beach boyfriends wip soon i wonder hehehehehe 😈
very stronk liver cells i admire it very much 👍🏻
lmao i'm not even surprised atp i heard the govt of that city is a trainwreck and honestly after living there for 6 months i just. can't.
oh oh oh please do!! it was a very fun experience for me so if you ever do get accepted i hope it'll be fun for you <3 i remember taking those ielts tests hsdlfkjsdlf i had to retake it bc my writing score was too low the first time. but hey, i got a full mark on reading on the second test so that's better i guess lmao
i.... on one hand i would LOVE to see zhongli shirtless.... but on the other hand........... comrade..... why would you torture me like this.....???? /lh
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im not sure when that post was, but take all the time you need to rest! i appreciate the stuff u do SO MUCH its my lifeline at this point. so thank u🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
keep safe and take care. eat when u need to, but dont force yourself. i 🫶🏻 u
– zui
Ahh, anon I’m so sorry for seeing this so late!! :( but thank you so much, I appreciate it!! ❤️ this message is so sweet!! Still genuinely in such disbelief when people say they like my stuff!! 😭 I hope you’re doing okay!! If you need anyone to talk to these asks are always open as well as my messages, no judgment zone here!! Please stay safe and take care as well!! I appreciate and love you!! 🥰
#h-f-d answers#zui anon#this is so sweet guys#truly!!#you don’t know what these little messages mean#😭😭😭
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🍊 ~ tag dump✨
#🍊 || A B O U T#🍊 || A E S T H E T I C#🍊 || M I R R OR#🍊 || W H A T Y A' T H I N K I N' ???#🍊 || H E A D C A N O N#🍊 || L I K E S#🍊 || J U S' L I K E M Y D R E A M S#Tangerine Tag Dump#🍊 || B R I E F I N G S ~ Memes#🍊 || B R I E F I N G S ~ Answered#🍊 || ✨ I D O L S ✨#🍊 || R E M E M B E R W H E N#🍊 || P L A Y L I S T#🍊 || L I Z I B E T my love . . .
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Win Again
Pairing: Marcus Acacius x sex worker f!reader
Summary: Marcus has won yet another match, so to reward him, his master has granted him another hour with you.
warning: smut| unprotected piv, oral (f receiving), a whole lot of manhandling, he like uses your body idk how to explain it, multiple orgasms, and once again unnecessary feelings cause im not able to write something where they just fuck for some reason
a/n: i know im two days late but PLEASE read this still. (also) basic things for this guy that i've decided are canon: 1)he has a monster cock, like actually scarily big, 2) he's real fucking strong (hulk typa shit), 3) he's not a big talker (but he is a grunter). I need this man to fuck me more than i need my next breath (real), also i did so much research for this fic and you cant even fucking tell
It wasn't often that you didn't dread going to the barracks.
These were strong, ferocious, and dangerous men, and you were but a meek lamb in comparison.
But today was different, today you were seeing him, him who fit the previous description to a tee, and yet was so different from any man you had ever offered your services to.
And perhaps it was because it never felt like you were ever offering anything, ever since that first night, you had never given anything you hadn't wanted to.
The guards stopped as you arrived at his room and you felt a wave of excitement crawl up your spine the moment they opened the door, waiting for you to enter.
The armored men stepped aside to let you pass, the cobblestones on the ground sounding against your sandals as you made your way inside, looking back at the door just in time to see it being shut close.
It was his breathing you heard first, his heavy breathing coming from where you knew his bed sat on the room's left, and seconds after, the creaks of the wood as he stood up, his feet stalking your way.
You turned to him then, a smile almost making it to your lips as you saw him alive before you once again, granting yourself a second to relish in the fact he still breathed, he was still here.
"You've won again" you spoke softly, your hands slowly finding the string holding your dress together.
He didn't respond. The window behind him caused the moon's soft glow to fall on the stone floor, but not on his beautiful face, that, you had to watch closely to inspect.
A newer cut right above his left eyebrow had appeared, and his right arm was bandaged almost completely, but otherwise, he looked fine.
His eyes remained on yours until you'd undone the dress, until it fell at your feet- then, a low groan rumbled from his chest as he took you in, and took his turn inspecting every inch of your bare figure.
"How do you want m-"
You didn't have time to finish your sentence that he'd picked you up, effortlessly pulling your body up until your legs slung over his shoulders and his face was buried in your cunt.
He hadn't even given you a second to realize what was happening that his tongue was already lapping between your folds, desperately drinking everything your body gave him.
"Oh my g-" you threw your head back, your skull finding the wall behind you being the only reason you realized he'd moved, and you were now caged between him and stone as you forgot how to speak.
The moans you had faked so many times for so many clients were nothing like the ones your mouth was spilling now, these were higher, coarser, feral, and the way you were gripping his hair... there was no way that didn't hurt.
"Y-You only" a whine interrupted your words when you felt his tongue plunge into your hole, when he started fucking you with it just like he would with his cock "You only h-have me for an hour" you breathed, your thighs squeezing tighter around him contradicting the words you were about to speak "d-don't you want me to p-please you?"
His grip on your ass only tightened and his mouth halfheartedly parted from your core to answer you.
"You are"
And just like that, he'd gone back to work. The moment his mouth closed around your clit you knew you were done for, you knew there was no point in fighting what was inevitably going to come, and so you shut your eyes, as he brought you to heaven.
Your moans were getting higher and higher as your back arched to feed more of yourself to him, desperately craving the feel of his touch, of his nouse, of his beard against your thighs, of the lips he so devoutly was using to suck on your most sensitive spot.
"F-fuck- general I-" The fist you had wrapped around his hair tightened as every muscle in your belly did the same "Oh!"
Somehow, through all the chaos, while you were coming all over his face, while your moans reached levels never reached before, the only thing you could feel or hear, besides pure ecstasy of course, were his groans, his groans as he drank up every drop of your juices, as if your orgasm was bringing his as much pleasure as it was to you.
You barely had time to open your eyes that his strong, big hands and even stronger, bigger arms had pulled you down until your legs hugged his waist instead.
You really did weigh nothing for him, and if that wasn't enough to prove it, the next minutes definitely would.
Your heavy breathing was fanning over his mouth as he freed his cock from his pants, but while you were expecting him to kiss you, having been blatantly staring at your mouth since he had any way of seeing it, every thought in your brain turned to dust when with one hard fucking thrust, he drove his cock into you- or the first few inches at least.
You couldn't talk, you could do nothing but throw your head back as your eyes rolled to the back of it, and let him take whatever he wanted to take.
"I'm not a general anymore," he said with another thrust, stretching you out even further, even deeper.
You wanted to laugh at his words. Now? Now he was feeling the need to correct you? When you could barely breathe, let alone think?
But he didn't look interested in hearing a response from you, not when he grabbed your waist, and definitely not when he started moving you up and down on his shaft with just the sheer force of his muscles.
The moans, the lewd moans that crawled up your throat were filthy, even filthier than the sound of how wet, how unbelievably drenched you were as he plunged into you over and over, as he literally used you as a fucktoy, filling you up more and more, until he was finally sat inside you to the very hilt, until his pubic hairs were grazing your skin and the tip of his cock was touching your cervix.
"Oh my god" you whimpered, feeling tears prick your eyes as your toes curled at the feeling.
You could feel him everywhere, everywhere.
But he didn't pause, he wasn't one to take his time, and perhaps that was because he didn't have much; he resumed his movements again, retracting his hips while he pulled you up his cock, and slamming into you while pushing you down on it, leaving you breathless, a simple doll at his mercy.
His groans and growls were deep and filled with lust, just like the way he bent down to take your left tit into his mouth, just like the way he was fucking you, deep and hard, and God- God it was happening again.
"s-shit" you squeaked, your walls squeezing around him as you bit your lip, so fucked out you could barely remember your name or anything at all that wasn't how good he was making you feel.
"O-Oh my fuck-"
The arms you had intertwined behind his neck tightened with every spasm of your hole, with every flutter of your belly, until you'd come once more.
You opened your eyes, letting them trail downwards, to where his lips parted to suck in ragged breaths, begging him for a kiss.
"again" he said instead, and your eyes widened as you felt him starting to move anew
"I-I can't"
He looked at you now, really looked at you, his sweaty hair sticking to his forehead, his chest heaving as he breathed heavily, and then- then he kissed you. Marcus Acacius kissed you the same way he'd been fucking you for the last hour: like an animal.
It was a mess of teeth and tongues and yet it felt like the best thing on earth, better than wine, better than life, even better than the sex- it was perfect.
"again" he ordered once more, and what could you do, if not comply?
So he started again, he started fucking you again, even more ferociously than the previous time, even if you didn't think it possible.
The way his skin slapped with yours was drowned by both your desperate sounds, your legs started to tremble, beginning to fall from his hips as he moved you up and down his cock like it were nothing, and you- you didn't even know where you were anymore.
"please" you begged, a single tear of pleasure, of overstimulation falling to your cheek as he kissed you again, muting all your cries as he drove himself into you like a madman, like he was possessed.
"Time's up"
Two knocks sounded from the other side of the wall together with the warning, and you thanked Marcus for having rendered you such a mess because otherwise, that would have reminded you of how little time you two ever had, and how miserable everything really was.
His movements sped up at the notice, his dick plunging into you over and over and over until finally, it was happening again.
"give it to me" he said, and you did exactly as he asked- you gave it all to him, screaming and crying you let him have all you had to offer, feeling his eyes on you the whole time.
He came loudly just after you, groaning deeply as he filled you up to the very brim.
Out of all the words you could have said to him then, all the things you wanted to tell him at that moment, you chose none, because none would have said anything he didn't already know from the look in your eyes, from the same exact spark in your irises that ignited his own.
So he helped you to the ground until you stood on shaky legs, walked to where your dress lay on the floor, and dressed yourself again, his eyes never leaving you.
The door opened just as you were done, and you turned to him one last time again, a smile pulling at your lips.
"Win again for me, general"
He looked at you too for one last time again, as he thought about how you didn't know, you didn't know how big of a role you played in his victories, how many times he could only think of the taste of you, smell of you, feel and voice of you as he took his opponent's life, as he fought for another hour with you, another second.
"I will" he promised
#marcus acacius#gladiator 2#pedro pascal#marcus acacius x reader#marcus acacius x you#marcus acacius x y/n#marcus acacius x female reader#smut#angst#pedro pascal x reader#pedro pascal x y/n#pedro pascal x you#pedro pascal characters#ancient rome#gladiator#general acacius#general marcus acacius#general acacius x reader#general acacius x you#general acacius x y/n#female reader
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#polls#incognito polls#anonymous#tumblr polls#tumblr users#questions#polls about the body#submitted june 9#body image#body types#weight
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harvey (sdv) - nsfw alphabet <3
-> there is not nearly enough harvey content on tumblr for my liking. SO two harvey posts in a row, yes i do believe. and i do love reading an sfw/nsfw alphabet so of course i have to provide for our favorite nerdy doctor <3 i also want you to know that as i write this, i imagine harvey as a taller, bigger man. so like he's got some chub on him and he's got broad shoulders. idk idk it's my headcanon.
-> this is nsfw and dirty! like i really tried to get over my reservations about using descriptive language. with that being said, NSFW 18+ MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI MDNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
harvey is the sweetest, most gentlemanly partner after sex. he makes sure that you get cleaned up, that you protect yourself against any UTIs or other gross things, makes you some coffee or tea, and cuddles with you endlessly. harvey would need some extra reassurance that what he did was good, that you enjoyed it, or that you didn't get hurt. he'd get anxious and worry about it for the rest of the night if you didn't offer him some kind of honest discussion.
b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
i think he appreciates his arms and hands! he knows that he has some strength and likes when you can grip on to his biceps in the heat of the moment. knows how to work his hands i mean, come on. he can do minor surgical interventions. if you hold onto his arm while you're walking in town, he'd get all blushy.
as for you, he truthfully loves every part of you. if you ever asked him "what part of me is your favorite?" he would actually stress over it and couldn't answer. however, if you really really wanted him to say, he would choose your eyes. there's nothing better to him than looking at them when he's giving you pleasure. sends him reeling, actually.
c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
i don't think harvey is particularly keen on making a mess, especially of the bed or another surface. he'd try to keep his cum inside of you, or at least contained to an easily wipeable surface (like your face). on the down low though, i truthfully think he'd surprisingly enjoy cumming on your face, mainly around your lips. messy oral? he's done for.
d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
meeting dr. harvey in his office for a confidential check-up? hmm. definitely not when you first start dating, but give him some time and you may just find yourself on his desk (never in the actual, sterile field) receiving a little extra attention wink wink nudge nudge
e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
he has plenty of knowledge about anatomy, trust me. he never struggles with finding your best spots. however, he struggles with foreplay and building intimacy and dirty talk, etc. he's a nerd! what can i say? tell him what you like, guide him, and help him and he'd be confident in no time. he's a quick learner.
f = favorite position (this goes without saying)
so, i think there are two sides to harvey. he is either incredible slow, passionate, and earnest. this lends itself to something simple like missionary where he can stare into your eyes, kiss you, tell you sweet things, etc. his other side comes out later, when he's gotten more comfortable with you and with himself, and he can get a little rougher or faster or intense. he likes to be able to grip on to you so something like doggy, maybe riding?
g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
harvey can't help but be clumsy sometimes. he learns to be able to giggle at himself when his hand misses the bed and he falls. he also can't help but giggle when hair gets caught in your mouth or some other silly thing. however, he likes to keep things intimate and prefers to have a serious moment with you in bed.
h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i don't think he fully shaves, he just doesn't strike me as that kinda guy with his mustache. but i do think he trims it, kinda manscapes it a little bit to tame everything down but he likes to have a little hair down there.
i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
loves making sex romantic. he doesn't do it often, but on special days like your anniversary or birthday, he will harvest some flowers from the farm and throw the petals around the room, open up some freshly made wine, and showers you in affection. as for every day sex, he still likes to make it special for you and never backs down on his pure, teeth-hurting sweetness.
j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)
i think that he is the kinda guy that starts feeling guilty for masturbating after he gets into a relationship. prefers to just wait for you. however, before your relationship, he would masturbate every once in a while when he was stressed or horny. if he ever watched porn, which i feel like would be very rare for him, he wouldn't watch highly produced, fake porn. it would have to be something amateur. (harvey has a secret twitter account)
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
okay so...i think harvey starts out vanilla. when you're getting to know him and for the first few times you have sex, he keeps it simple. mainly out of nervousness. however, i think he's kinkier than we might assume. i think he really enjoys being praised and praising you. i think, too, he likes feeling big and strong in that he gives in to his possessiveness sometimes, and he likes being able to manhandle you a little bit. also, i propose this everyone....bondage? nothing super strong! just with his tie or belt. and your hands. to the headboard.
l = location (favorite places to do the do)
your bedroom, mostly! he has a reputation that he needs to uphold so anything in public is nerve wracking. but with some convincing, like i said, his fancy office is not totally off limits.
m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
seeing you do anything! especially if you're really determined to get something done and you're working hard at it! like, you've been working so damn hard on renovating and cleaning the farm and you come back proud of everything you've done, he will look at you with a glow in his face. kisses on the neck, too!
n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
i don't think he'd ever hurt you. it's just not something he could ever see himself doing. he doesn't mind seeing like fingertip marks on you the day after but anything like choking, spanking, etc is out of the question. he also would find rudeness a turn off in a person. like he would hate to see anyone be rude to another person and it would take away from someone's attractiveness immediately! (that's not to say that he doesn't enjoy some town gossip here and there)
o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
my first headcanon here is that harvey LOVES giving oral and on the days when he hasn't cleanly shaved his face, his stubble leaves marks around your thighs. okay, now that that's out of the way: harvey is such a pleaser and he'd do anything to make sure you feel good. he likes when you guide his head, mouth, or hands and he likes being told if you want more, or faster, or less. as for him receiving, i think he enjoys it but he gets so in his head that he can't really cum from it. it takes some extra praise and reassurance to get him to fully open up.
p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
like every other answer here, it depends on his mood! he can get really fast when he's feeling extra needy or kinky. however, when he's trying to be romantic, he will take his sweet time and go nice and slow with his thrusts, movements, touches. however, i think he could also use slowness to his advantage and tease you.
q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
prefers to take his time but sometimes he likes to catch you before you wake up and start working on the farm and before he has to go to work. he enjoys these more than he will admit to himself though and he thinks it can be fun!!
r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
he's down to try new things, don't get me wrong! if you wanna try something new, he'll let you to an extent but he won't do anything that comes with a dangerous outcome or health risk! like, sure, he might be down to try some new rope positions but he won't dare put chocolate sauce around his genitals. do you know the bacteria risks that can come with that??
s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
i don't think he has very high stamina. it's not that he gets really sleepy after, but he can't go for multiple rounds. maybe two if it's been a long time since he's seen you. he can last a while though, i think. he won't cum the minute he engages in anything and with his anxiety, it may even take him a while to get to that point.
t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
he doesn't mind bringing out a vibrator because he knows how good it could make you feel. he doesn't like them on himself though! he doesn't mind taking a trip out to zuzu and hitting up a sex shop to buy some new bondage-y toys. they will be thoroughly cleaned though. why would nipple clamps be any less clean than forceps?
u = unfair (how much they like to tease)
he doesn't do it with malice in his heart, trust me. he just likes seeing you on edge, waiting for him of all people, begging for more pleasure. he experiments to see how long you can go for, or how far he can drag out oral. he definitely enjoys it more than he'd let on. oh, and, i leave you with this, imagine harvey offering fake pity and cooing at you:
"my poor flower...you must want it so bad!"
v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
keeps quiet, mostly. some interjections of grunts and groans, especially when he cums. he uses his voice more for sweet talk! he loves hearing your noises, though, and it gives him more encouragement than anything.
w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
the first time you called him dr. harvey in a joking, yet somewhat flirtatious manner, he blushed and got incredibly flustered. then, you did it again, and it had the same effect. and then...oh lord. your hands were roaming his body and you, just testing the waters, called him dr. harvey and he could have finished right there.
x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
he's big guys, i'm sorry. nerdy white men are always packing. i headcanon him as a big boy and it's only fitting that he's proportionate. more thickness than length. he was a little ashamed the first time you had sex but he realized just how good it feels and it makes him proud. big dick energy if you will.
y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
i think he has a fluctuating sex drive. during flu and cold season, he is so stressed and likes to come back and make dinner, cuddle, and go to bed. however, during the summer, when everyone is healthy and only needs some aloe vera gel for sunburns, he could go day after day with you. it just all depends on his mood and the time of the year.
z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he enjoys cuddling and talking after sex but give him an hour and the man is CONKED. he's the older bachelor so of course he's a sleepy man. cuddle up to his chest, open up the window to let fresh air or the sounds of rain float in, and he'll be like a baby.
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