#häupl

[that-one-empty-skull]

In the words of our favorite mayor: "Scheiß oaschloch Hitzen, I pack das nimmer"

[sachermorte]

I was handed an excuse for fashion talk so i'd like your top 10 accessories please!

My favorite categories of accessories or my personal top 10? I thought it would be fun to do the second, but if you really want the first, let me know.

In no particular order.

1. One of the first ties I thrifted. Apparently from the Knights of Malta? Have to be careful with how I style it because it is a tiny bit faschocore.

2. Wien Wappen ring. Very exciting and treasured find. When people ask where I got it I tell them I won it off of Häupl in a card game.

3. Wien skyline ring. I had been pinning skyline rings for months before I found this in a shop and it felt like fate. It's one of the pieces of jewelry I only take off to shower.

4. 5€ clip on earrings found at Flohmarkt Karlsplatz. I love how they look like little broken heart shields.

5. Taxidermied weasel head on a pendant, found at Flohmarkt Schwedenplatz. I managed to talk the dude down from 30€ to 17€. I don't wear him very often but I'm really fond of him.

6. Beckett Star purchased at Canterbury cathedral, a reproduction of a brooch that people would wear after completing their pilgrimage.

7. Random Russian brooch. Reads "Historical Museum". It stabbed me in a thrift store enough to draw blood so I took it home with me.

8. One of the older pieces of jewelry I own. Unglazed pottery featuring a line from a self-aggrandizing poem penned by King Shulgi of Ur. Cuneiform reads "I have been a hero since birth".

9. Ammonite necklace. Difficult to wear because it was a gift from my ex fiancé, but it's too nice to get rid of. Trying to summon the stomach to start wearing it again.

10. Baroque pearl necklace. Ditto to the above.

[loveoldmen24world]

Michael Häupl

[lady-of-imladris]

"Waun I 22 Stunden in der Woche arbeite, daun bin I Dienstog z'Mittog fertig."

SAME Michi Häupl, same.

[korrektheiten]

„Wegen Drohungen“: SPÖ-Ludwig verteidigt Chauffeur und Personenschützer für Häupl

Unzensuriert:»Michael Häupl ist seit sechseinhalb Jahren nicht mehr Bürgermeister der Stadt Wien. Dennoch wird ihm ein Chauffeur, ein Personenschützer, ein Büro und eine Sekretärin bezahlt. Aus Steuergeld. http://dlvr.it/TD5rDd «

[annamasala]

Mit FREUDE ALS AKT DES WIDERSTANDES habe ich mein Studium Bildhauerei / transmedialer Raum auf der Kunstuni Linz abgeschlossen! Titel der Performer*Innen / (bewegte und unbewegten) Skulpturen: die Zärtlichkeit - Anna Häupl & Klara Fehsenmayr (Annäherung / Spiegeln) der Fuchs - Roswitha Angerer (Slow Motion Walk) der Bär - Moz (Percussion) Mexiko - Ophelia Reuter (analoge Fotografie / Dokumentation) Masunaga - Stefanie Fischer (Meridian Dehnungen) der letzte Fisch - Bernadette Laimbauer (ein Wunder) Oktopus - Angelino Fogosidad (Violine und Ambient-Noise) die Leidenschaft - Kerstin Reyer und Ich (Wrestling und Tanz) Kolumbien - Sara Pineros (analoge Fotografie / Dokumentation) das Licht - Kiky Tomanek (Kuratieren und Technik) Alle genannten Personen werden als gleichwertige Performer*Innen gesehen und mit einer konkreten Aufgabe in den Raum gestellt. Die Zusammenstellung dieser passiert zum ersten Mal am Tag der Präsetation. Die Methode dazu nennt sich “instant Composition”. Das Puplikum sieht von Außen durch das Schau-Fenster zu.

[leontiucmarius]

Häupl unterstützt Rendi-Wagner: "Das Wien-Bashing ist rückschrittlich und kindisch"

Die SPÖ biete seit Monaten eine “erbärmliche Darstellung”, findet Altbürgermeister Michael Häupl. SPÖ-Chefin Pamela Rendi-Wagner stehe für humane Asylpolitik. Sie begrüßt, wenn Asylwerber arbeiten. Einen Plan B zum eigenen Job hat sie nicht Diese Nachricht wird übernommen. Nach dem rumänischen Gesetz Nr. 8/1996 können die Nachrichten ohne das Herz der Eigentümer übernommen werden. Leontiuc Marius

[crazy-austrians]

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[eminenz]

Altbürgermeisterweinglas. #häupl #wein #glas #spritzer #wien #vienna #souvenir #shop #haveabreak #spritzwein #drink #igers #igersvienna #latergram #herrengasse #tourist #bürgermeister https://www.instagram.com/p/BwmqRrmhgMJ/?igshid=s28vw0k6vqgk

[lebignom]

Just finished my last assignment of the semester

Bring the alcohol

[sachermorte]

I love my parents and I'm so glad they're visiting but I have no idea how to hang out with them because they have no background context for all of my stupid inside jokes

take the following example: I wear a lot of rings. sterling silver, at bare minimum one on the left hand and three on the right, basically any time I leave the house longer than the time it takes to run to hofer and buy a bottle of 3€ rosé. the ring at the center of this story is one of the two rings on my right ring finger

the ring on the top, while beautiful and lovely, is not relevant to this particular story. we're talking about the other one. the wiener wappen

people usually take a long time to notice that I wear the emblem of the city of vienna on my hand. and when they finally ask about it after weeks or months or in multiple cases over a year, I always say the following:

"I took it off of Häupl in a card game"

people who live here tend to know the following pieces of information: michael häupl was the former mayor of vienna and was a man who was known for loving a weißer spritzer just a bit too much. as such a delightful mental image of me winning the ring off of the former mayor in a drunken game of cards is brought to mind, everyone laughs, much amusement is had by all, etc.

so today my mom goes "what's the shield?"

"oh, it's the coat of arms of the city"

"why?"

I had already finished my usual retort before I realized she had no frame of reference for what I'd just said

"never mind," I say, sulkily, and continue to sulk until I have my next snack three and a half minutes later and then forget about it entirely

on another note I need one of those tote bags that say "man bringe den spritzwein"

[hekate1308]

As much as I don’t like the outcome of our election, at least the mayor of Vienna, where the SPÖ, the Social Democratic Party, won, said at an event “I told you my Vienna isn’t stupid” and I think that’s beautiful.

[useless-austriafacts]

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