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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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dr. stanley's outfits for @roaldamundsen
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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even
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Why does santa clarita diet go so hard in on intense bisexual women and bizarre flamboyant men and why doesn't every other show also give me this much of this. They're all so hot and so stupid... drew barrymore rips up so many nazis with her teeth......
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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.
I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"
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The continued popularity of Taylor Swift just boggles the mind
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update: conclave fucking bangs. it’s like succession for catholicism until it isn’t. and by that point you’re like YOOOOOOOOOOO. and that’s my official review.
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“We eat the year away. We eat the spring and the summer and the fall. We wait for something to grow and then we eat it.”
— Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle
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We interrupt this harrowing struggle for survival to execute this annoying twink.
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rereading The Fall of Icarus by Ovid and making some little notes 📝 reblog is ok, don’t repost/use
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"just write the fic dave" he did it's called amc the terror it aired in 2018
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