#gw2 skritt

[pepbirb]

Finally playing GW2 again LOL, P4k-Ra7 my beloved little messed up science experiment <3 The Charr is my beloved's, His name is Dantekkus and he's the only critter in the world who can (or well, wants to) sympathize for Pak They r besties

[neopteryxx]

skritt together strong

original by @/PrimatesDaily on Twitter

[cindermetalheadgw2]

Charr who's actually 5 skritt in a trench coat who infiltrated the iron legion to steal shiny metal objects

[full-of-skritt]

If anyone wants the image of R'tchikk from my little heart locket meme, here's one with and one without text!

[legendaryskyscale]

1, 8 and 19 for the ask game?

Maybe for Chance? But otherwise your choice.

Thank you for the ask, Anon!

Weirdly Specific Non-Commander questions

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For Chance!

1. Who are they? What do they do? How good are they at it? How well known are they for it?

Alright, so Chance was an orphaned Skritt who was found by an Asura named Aezzil. She was found as a kit on the shores of Lion's Arch and Aezzil nursed her back to health, and then named her Chance. She learned some trading skills with the Black Lion Trading Company, but she's not very good at it. She's a lot better at "borrowing" things from others and forgetting to return said things. She's Aezzil's partner in crime! Or at least she likes to believe. She mostly stays in Aezzil's apartment in Lion's Arch and sleeps, dreaming of big adventures involving Aezzil and the neighboring pirates. She's not much for anything, but the locals at Commodore's Quarter adore her.

8. What is a situation they're absolutely useless in?

She's pretty much useless in combat situations. She can't fight for shit. She'd prolly faint from fear and Aezzil will have to carry her around in his rucksack.

19. How did the Elder Dragon situation affect them?

She was prolly still too young to comprehend the dangers that seem so far from her. She was aware of the Elder Dragons somewhat, but she had bigger problems, like how to obtain the basket of apples from the market stand without getting caught.

[dippythestick]

this is so niche. no one understands me 💔

[mistfallengw2]

[Spoilers from an optional dialogue in Chapter 5]

[elderdragonapologist]

Meet the Bloodbath Apostates: Chewtoy

◾ Skrit ◾ Band Manager ◾ He/Him/Chewtoy ◾

Everyone knows Chewtoy got his name from the Bloodbath Apostates, specifically their Charr lead. But thats about as much as people know about him, who he was before stepping into their lives to manage the rowdiest band this side of Tyria is a mystery no ones really needed the answer for. Chewtoy is Chewtoy and why yap about this guy when his boys are getting screwed out of their payment? Hows 'bout yous get those gold cofferss open before people start learning he's got the worst bite of the whole band. He's the best manager the guys can ask for, people are disarmed by the presence of a skritt calling the shots enough it's been easy for him to push for the best deals for his lads. Chewtoy is more or less a joint oc with the lovely @gristlegrinder

Additional Context: The Bloodbath Apostates are a joint band project between me and mal @'d above. They're a up and coming Pop Punk band with way too many daddy issues between the lot of them and based a lot on a long term adoration for MCR and similar.

[gears2gnomes]

*GASP*

"It's the Commander..."

[twilightdomain]

ik this crate-finding dialogue from Emotional Release is erm. well documented and appreciated, but there are some other real gems

[sand-through-glass]

Forgot to grab a screenshot of the skritt in the jail pods but holy shit I was cackling like a madman at the image of this.

[vannahgw2]

Sugyn!

[guildwuff2]

commission for @rata-whitz of a cute lil rp scene we did, in which Gritt met a whole scratch of skritt in the cave systems beneath LA (and got his ear cuff stolen for his trouble)

[senterya]

I love skritt so much

[dexaroth]

the rats in gw2 look so fucking abysmally weird.. its almost like they modeled a fish head and put some ears and a nose in it.

they dont look bad at all on the ground but seriously what the fuck am i looking at in that portrait. whadda heyll

[dualumina]

0.25 seconds after the raiders you tricked selected tattle on your ass

This is definitely what happens after finishing the raid.

(First time using tones so go easy on us)

Original meme and transcript below the cut

"You STAKED the Mystic Forge."

"I, well, uh..."