#guzma looks so silly

[a-very-tired-raven]

JSJSJS I FORGOT I DREW MY POKESONA

[plantphanta]

Guzma

uh oh there's more of ya boi

[tunasama13]

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME I’M COPING TOO HARD

[ya-bug-boy]

someone needs to make a subbottom or powerbottom Guzma x Male Reader since they always write him as a top, when He's obviously now nothing but a whiny loser. So, can I request hate sex with Guzma?

Bottom Guzma x Top Male Reader: Hate sex then fluff

One of Guzma's most trademark and notable traits about him is his immense ego and pride. Sometime going from bar to bar, acting like he's a big shot who owns the place, looking for some hot tourist who wants to fuck with an Alolan native. He's got a big dick, it's a waste not to fucking use it!

There's a new bar that opened up in Melemele Island. He's gonna hit the scene, looking for the right kind of trouble.

Turns out it's a LGBT bar. Alright, nothing wrong with that. Maybe there's a bi or pan girl he can find.

Until he fucking runs into you. You're right up his alley, flaunting your exposed chest in a loose buttoned up shirt. Usually it's Guzma buying a drink, dropping the hints, but he wasn't expecting to hear it from another dude! At first, he thinks it's cute that someone is into him like this so hard and heavy right off the bat but it gets annoying when you're the only person in the place talking to him!

At first Guzma brushes you off, thinks you're a bit too on the spot to be asking for sex like this but you bluntly point out that he's the same! You've seen him in other bars doing the same thing you're doing to him. You even make fun of him for the time he drank too much and had to be escorted out right before barfing everywhere. That pisses him off, he can't believe someone remembered that. He gets snappy with you, telling you to beat it.

You just grin and give him one last offer, saying it'd be the best dick of his life if he gave it a try. Before he can get a word in, intense music starts playing as drag queens come from a back room. People start cheering and you join the crowd. Turns out it was some kind of performance night.

Guzma tries to ignore you. Fine. Whatever! He can swindle his way into a girl's pants no problem.

Until he doesn't. The girls at the scene were already partnered up with somebody else. He doesn't remember there being this many lesbians but maybe he just never really noticed until now.

Damn it. Fine. Whatever. I'll just go get another drink, he thinks to himself.

He turns around to walk over to the bar, where he sees you smiling from a distance, sipping on an exaggerated silly straw. You've just been WATCHING HIM FUMBLE THIS WHOLE TIME?

Now he's pissed. Stomps over to you. Asks you what your deal is.

Plain and simple, you want to dick him down. You offer him a night at your place.

At this point, Guzma ain't too sure about he even likes anymore. Yeah he might fuck a guy in the ass every now and then but not the other way around!

But it was getting late and he hasn't made a score yet. It ain't like going back to his Hala's place smelling like booze is gonna win points with the old man.

He reluctantly agrees but demands that HE'S the one in control. You give him that much. So now you go home.

Guzma pretty much knows how to make people melt in his hands. But he's stiff as a board when you start giving him that kind of attention back.

You start by kissing him, to make him relax. You're back at your place, turns out you moved in here recently.

Clothes are removed eventually, Guzma didn't expect much but he wasn't expecting your dick to be as big as his. He always did kind of wonder in the back of his head what it'd feel like receiving it but he wouldn't necessarily say that out loud to anyone.

You stimulate him first, with a lubed up middle finger as you lazily trace circles on his asshole. His breath hitches and he glares at you when he sees you smile. Tells you to shut up but you haven't even said anything yet. You continue playing with his ass, gradually working your way up to push farther.

He makes a few groans and whines but nothing openly loud just yet. You work your way up to having three fingers in there, thinking that he's had enough.

You lube your dick and line it up to his hole, tapping your member twice on him. Guzma opens his mouth to protest but before he could, you slip inside. The head slips in with relative ease, you take in your time to push far enough to bottom out.

Guzma lets out a shaky breath, having held it, before finally letting out a loud, "FUCK-" when you piston your hips.

You go at a slow pace, this being Guzma's first time, you didn't want to ruin the experience. You're praising him, cooing at how well he's taking you, taunting that he likes this before he just yells at you to just SHUT UP and fuck him. So you give him exactly what he wants.

Slamming your hips against his, you watch Guzma's strained face as he clenches the bed sheets beneath him. He watches you with a hazy glare as his own dick bounces with the way you fuck him.

His own cock is just throbbing hot, it wants attention too, you tease. So you smother your hand with lube too, jacking him off as you fuck him. At this point, Guzma's changing his mind about the ordeal, not that he'd admit to you right now though. But to be fair, there's not a lot of thoughts going on right now when all he can think about is cumming.

When he cums, you don't relent, you drag him by the hips to the edge of the bed, fucking him hard. He finally moans, submitting his body to you until you finish too, pulling your dick out right before it shoots cum all over him.

With Guzma dicked down so nicely, you clean both of your bodies with a clean warm rag. He figures it's after care sex when you offer him a water bottle.

With the two of you laying down next to each other, you tease him if you're allowed to talk now. With a smirk, he says maybe, if there's something good to eat. Because he ain't gonna move outta this bed for the next couple of hours. In a joking tone, you tell his majesty that you'll order a pizza.

Yeah, okay, you were decent. You were alright in his books. But you're gonna get what's coming to ya, with you begging for his dick next time. You ask him if he wanted seconds immediately.

[smashingdollz]

Headcanons of how would Guzma, Raihan, Piers, and Adaman's first date be with gn s/o? - 🌠 anon

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how cute, i love this prompt! thank you so much for the request!

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-he wasnt really sure where he should take you for your guys's date (hes trying his best!). maybe a cute little walk around Alola or the Team Skull base so he could show you off to the others. the date would kinda be all over the place, you guys would be in the forest for a walk, then at the beach, then the next you guys are suddenly in the city looking at all the shops.

-and while the two of you are walking he always has an arm around you and quietly observing you. he would notice how your eyes would light up when you found something you like but then turn away because it would be too expensive, he would get it for you either way. it doesnt matter how he gets it, just as long as your happy.

-he teases you a bit during the date, i mean of course he would he’s Guzma. Constantly complimenting how you look and how good you would look in certain clothing you look at. something he does is that he pokes your sides while you guys are walking and laughs a bit as you yelp.

-this moment is special to him, so if anyone dare to ruin this date with you, whether it be a Team Skull member, a trainer, or whoever, they will face his wrath. how dare someone waste the two of your time together.

-once it gets dark the two of you just sit down staring at the moon together, enjoying each others presence wether it be in silence or not. he adores the way the moon reflects upon your face and eyes. he does not regret spending the day in your presence, nor will he ever forget it.

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-he definitely takes you on a shopping date, or wherever you want. totally will take you to all the attractions they have to offer in Galar! and wherever the two of you go he is taking all the silly pictures he can get! when going clothes shopping hell have you try on clothes he think you'd look good in and he'll take a picture so he could post them for later!

-like Guzma, he likes to have you close, so he intertwines his hand with yours while the two of you are out together. and when the two of you are walking together he loves to poke or lightly pinch your cheeks! he also teases you a bit.

-anything you gaze at he automatically buys for you. you can looks at a top or Pokemon plush for a split second and hes already in the store buying it fir you. you tell him that he doesnt have to but he still does it anyways, you basically have to pry him out of the store. but of course he doesnt mind buying you things, he would do anything for you of course.

-he loves seeing how happy you look when you walk around looking at all the amazing shops and such. just looking at you brings him happiness and hes greatful that hes able to spend times like this with you for the rest of his life.

-whenever you guys stop by an arcade or any place where you can win things or play he acts like a child. he drags you along so he could show off how good he is at these games, and of course he wins you more gifts than you already need. i can also see him getting really competitive with kids who are playing the same game as him.

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-he would totally buy you tickets to go see a band that you like together. or he would preform a concert just for you! with your favorite songs and songs he mad just for you! or maybe even both!

-at the concert the two of you are having the time of your lives! enjoying each others presence and the music with no Team Yell to pester the two of you. he loves seeing how ecstatic and excited you look. while at the concert hell buy you anything youd wany from the merch stands, shirts, jackets, hoodies, cds, etc. especially a cd so the two of you could listen to it together. hell also keep you close to him so that you dont get hurt.

-after that as i said before he would preform a special concert just for you. but he understand that you're tired so itll just be a slow song. hed take the lead a bit before letting his Pokemon continue the song so he could dance with you. then hed sit down and rest with you while continuing to sing- aaaaaaa how cute!

-i have the biggest headcannon that he likes to give people trinkets or souvenirs, so he would totally give you small creepy cute trinkets during your date. and with you the amount of trinkets he gives you is doubled.

-when looking at you laying next to him he just couldnt help but think about how lucky he was to be able to go out with you, he hopes to do it more often and that it never ends

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-he took you to the festival of course! he showed up at your house and offered his arm for you to take. when the two of you linked arms he lead the way not before he compliments how you look in your yukata/kimono, obviously. oof the bat he expresses how honored he is to be spending this special day with you.

-once you guys arrived at the festival he kinda let you take the lead because he could see how excited you were. every now and then you would stop to look at what people were selling and he would buy them for you! he would also buy food that he thinks youd like and the two of you would share it the way a couple would (not in a weird way but the lovey dovey way they do) and the others would tease you.

-you know those cute scenes in anime where the guy would stop the girl and put a hair pin in her hair all romantically? yeah he did that with you. or he would do that with a shirt pin! and the hair pin/shirt pin would be matching with his outfit.

-when it was time for fireworks he stood behind you an gently grabbed your head towards the sky to see the fireworks. since he didnt want to stand for too long he lead you towards a bench where the two of you sat down together admiring the flashy fire in the sky with hands intertwined.

-it couldn't have spent his time any better, time doesnt matter too him as long as youre around.

this is a bit late (thats an understatement) but i hope you enjoyed!

[aetherceuse]

It's been 8 years since the fan theories surrounding Lusamine's choice to model her children after the Ultra Beasts, and I won't ever let go of that. Because it's absolutely unhinged. Lillie's resemblance to Nihilego is uncanny. Her clothing, her hairstyle, you can't tell me that Lusamine DIDN'T dress her clone daughter up to look like her favorite beast on purpose. Gladion's sharp exterior and habit of grabbing his wrist is a nearly perfect mimic of Necrozma's body language. Yes, I know it was mentioned at some point that Gladion's hand gestures were done in order to 'look cool' canonically, but the similarities are too uncanny for me to brush aside.

The Aether family has so much going on with them and it drives me crazy.

That aside, anybody remember the days leading up to Sun & Moon, when a bunch of people theorized that a lot of characters were Ultra Beasts in disguise????? I was SO confident that that was going to happen when they showed Lusamine and Pheromosa having the same exact pose and very similar appearances. (Guzma and Xurkitree having the same silly tuft of white hair made me sus too.)

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

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A nerd with a wild partner

{♡} requested

- Short story of Nerd Alphonse and Biker Boo.

I'm forgetting them.

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- Short story of Alphonse having a shitty nightmare and Boo help's him go back to sleep.

Just because I can.

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- Short story of Alphonse getting a "just because" gift from Boo for how hard he's been working

I can't fully remember

{♡} personal

- Mostly a what if angst idea

There goes my baby

{♡} personal

- Bro thinks he's Usher

Give him angst

{♡} personal

- Listened to my grandma's voice after so long. Decided Al needed to hurt

Reading fics

{♡} ask

- Doll reads fanfics while at work

Renaissance fair

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- ngl would love to write about this also want to go to one so fucking badly

So fucking cute

{♡} ask

- More of above

More on moonrise

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- Love this

Hear me out though

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- Rip the cake bc it's filled to the brim

Drink all of my blood if you want.

{♡} requested

- HC's of Y! Charlie with a Vampire listener

All cute in my shirt

{♡} requested

- Story of Charlie finding Casper asleep in his Sweet Pete shirt

Watching from the window

{♡} requested

- NSFW Story with Y! Charlie peeping through the window

Arguing with a raccoon

{♡} ask

- They def do and Casper somehow understands Deep Dish

Incorrect Quotes:

Free styling life

Hear you out? I've been hearing

{♡} ask

- Loved him since I've listened to him

Late night riding

{♡} requested

- Short story of Star having a motorbike and taking Faust on a late night ride.

Incorrect Quotes:

Cherry blossom ice tea!

What a cozy little place

{♡} requested

- Story of Auron sleeping over at Rook's place for the first time.

Somehow they got here

{♡} requested

- HC's of Auron and Boo having a relationship of a grumpy older guy father figure x younger lil shit kid figure (ngl this is kinda cute)

Imagine

{♡} ask

- This is such a cute idea ngl

Incorrect Quotes:

I thought you were just Auron

like an egg

Mukbang's

{♡} personal

- Hc bc he just wanna eat all the food but can't </3

Idol AU

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- Marcaria (Angel OC) if she was a idol (ngl was debating if I wanted her to be a content creator)

YV x Dadandan

{♡} personal/thread

- Had to choose between Charlie and Jack but the sea to star pipeline goes crazy

Fixing problems; Electric bungalow

{♡} requested

- Story where Sugarboo comes home and finds out the boys had a argument. So they try and resolve the issue....(again)

Old man Jake

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- From a ask I did a while back

Transformers AU

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- I need to watch the movies actually

Dos Oruguitas

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- Oh, oh that hurt actually

YV x Percy Jackson AU

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- ngl had a kinda big Percy Jackson phase. (I actually almost have all the books!!)

The leash kid

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- Silly idea of Boo being leash kid

Recommendations for blog's on tumblr

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- Most of them are my moots but they are really good. Might update this list

When worlds collide

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- Alphonse and Guzma interact how would it go?

Ohana

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- Stop im gonna cry

Wild hear me outs

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- More of below

Hear me out

{♡} personal

- What would be their hear me out?

The weird tiktok things the boy's would like

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- Some silly hc's bc i get so much shit on tiktok

Rook OC

{♡} art

- Art of my Rook oc! Might name her Alira

Twitter PT76 PT77 PT78

Incorrect Quotes:

Do I look like him/her?

playing a scary game

grown ass man

I'll still love your garden

I'll grow no matter what (Boo and sibling)

[pngphroggie]

Guzma headcanons that I’ve been working on!

This is mainly stuff that I’ve put together after playing the games, but also fun stuff that I thought would fit him because dear lord I’m obsessed

6’1 (he’s a tall boy)

That man is bisexual as fuck idc

Like 23 or something. Definitely in his 20s though

Anger issues (obviously) but he tries to work on them

Very easily flustered like it takes nothing to get that man to blush. But he always tries to deny it

Breaks things when upset but he’s working on that

You can never get that man to admit when he’s crying

For some reason he remembers EVERY SINGLE DETAIL you ever tell him, yet still acts like a dumbass

Still uses the “I forgor 💀” excuse a lot though

VERY LOUD even when talking normally to people. Is known to yell even in normal conversation

That man is constantly mumbling to himself like god damn I don’t think we need to know what you’re thinking about constantly

He does it to think

Team Skull is like his family

Him and Plumeria are besties like cmon now. Iconic disaster bi duo.

He was definitely bullied a lot as a kid until he snapped and decided to become to bully

He secretly has a soft side that no one sees except his pokemon (and YUMIKO)

He’s actually very easily manipulated but it’s not that obvious until you like- accidentally manipulate him or some shit without realizing it

Constantly acts smug as fuck even though he’s extremely insecure

Doesn’t know how to respond to affection/touch (is very touch starved)

Got into fights a lot as a kid because he tried to stick up for himself

That man wears EYESHADOW. He secretly LOVES makeup

Actually looks good in a suit but still prefers casual stuff and baggy clothes

Doesn’t know how to actually cope with his trauma and is the literal embodiment of “fuck it we ball”

Knows how to cook and clean that man is a MALEWIFE

That’s pretty much it! I might add more later, but here are some silly (and not so silly) things I’ve thought about when it comes to him.

[stinkylittleanon]

Can I request Guzman with a stoic s/o? (Preferably male) Guzman already looks menacing and behind him is his tall Boyfriend who looks even scarier. S/o also loves bug type pokemon :)

Its doesn't have to be a full story just silly little head canons or scenarios.

YES!!! YES I CAN DO THIS!!! Kicking my feetsies bc this is (from what I remember) my first male reader request >:))))

Guzma w/ Stoic Male S/O!

First of all, no one has ANY clue how you two got together, it was like- A miracle!

At first, Guzma didn't like you very much. Something about your stoic behavior pissed him off and just made him assume you were like all those other people who thought they were better than everyone else

But actually, something ended up changing that. Something that's only between the two of you.

One day, Guzma stumbled upon you on one of the more hidden beaches. You were on a rock, sitting casually with... Wimpod??

Why were they not running from you? And how did you have so many around you?

"What is he doing..."

Guzma muttered to himself, squinting at you. You seemed to have a wimpod on your lap, and somethin' was goin' on...

So he made his way over, hands stuffed in his pockets. His presence, of course, scared off the small pokemon that surrounded you. Yet you still didn't look up.

"What're ya doin', jackass?"

Erm... He doesn't have the most family-friendly language, but anyways!

The wimpod on your lap started to freak out now that someone else was here, but you were quick to hold onto it.

Guzma couldn't help the way his heart stopped (in a positive way) as you quietly shushed the Wimpod and comforted it...

"Shhh..." It was a simple noise that calmed the creature down as you stroked its back, holding it close to you.

"It's injured." Was all you said once the Wimpod was calmed.

Since that day, he didn't really see you the same. And slowly but surely, he started letting you hang around his town, y'know?

When Guzma was teased about it by some Grunts, he was just

"Psh! As if I would warm up to that guy!"

And then suddenly you guys just?? Kissed?? In front of everyone

Well more like you casually walked up to Guzma, gave him a big ol' smooch, and acted like nothing happened

That's basically how everyone found out you two got together

And when you join Team Skull?!?!

Guzma can't see enough of his boyfriend in the uniform- He's fuckin' awooga mode when he sees you try it on for the first time

Immediately you're an admin, and he knows he can trust you

You're around him more than Plumeria is, and that's sayin' somethin'

You guys are literally like- Scary dog privileges for each other

If someone isn't intimidated by one of you, then they're intimidated by the other

You tend to walk behind Guzma, and I imagine Guzma to be a good 5'9-6'0, so you're... You're very tall

Tall boyfriend x Medium boyfriend

ALSO BUG TYPE BOYFRIENDS BUG TYPE BOYFRIENDS

Rest your elbow on Guzma's head

It'll get him pissed, yeah, but he's still flustered

Something about seeing someone taller than him,,,, :flushed:

You always manage to get Guzma worked up, whether he's flustered or angered (in a lighthearted way), and then just stare at him with that damn expression

He knows you're doing it on purpose!! STop that!! Actually don't

Sometimes he'll catch you off guard though

A good ol' smack on the ass (only if you're comfortable with it) is somethin' he'll do sometimes (again, only consensual)

Or when he's frustrated enough, he'll grab your shirt and force you down to his height

The first time he did this... You almost fell over, but it got the both of you flustered because your faces got really close

Behind closed doors, though, he's like a puppy looking for affection

And seeing your expression soften when you two are alone... <3333

He's fuckin' in love with you, and he's always reminded when he's alone with you

PDA isn't something Guzma is too big on, he'll wrap an arm around your waist but only if you're comfy

Your stoic nature still frustrates him sometimes, but that's him getting over some o' that good ol' trauma

Also sometimes, when Guzma will tell you (not ask, tell you-) to kiss him

You'll go "No." without any fuckin' emotion

But at the same time you're leaning down and givin' him a kiss

Bonus:

Things Guzma will say about you/to you

"That's my man!"

"He needs to get that stick out o' his ass!" (And then he goes on about how hot you are)

"Goddamn- Fuckin- Hot bastard son o' a bitch- Fuck you!"

[dandyshucks]

realizing i wanted to ask - how did u first fall in love w/ guzma (irl) ? :o (@dmclr)

ougghh (/happy) Clara you always ask such good questions omg 🫶

umm... okay so. i should give a general "abuse CW" label i guess fjfkdl but I'll keep it vague and to a minimum of mention! also putting it below the cut because I RAMBLED SO MUCH, SORRY IN ADVANCE

tumblr kind of went crazy for the guy when the anime finally introduced him in 2019 (it took SO long to get to him, over 100 episodes in the su/mo arc 😭) and at first i didnt think much of him rly, but then somehow eventually (a few months later) i found out through osmosis that he's got trauma going on and my ears kind of perked up a bit LOL

(underwater just to set it apart from the rest of the post so it doesnt blend in and get confusing fndkdl) screenshot of the post i rbed where i first mentioned liking him fdsjkl

around the same time, i was having some realizations about my own experiences with childhood and family etc, and there was some other stuff going on in my life (also. the plague started so uh. that too.) that was just kind of culminating in like. A Lot of stress and fear and stuff. so seeing this character who has experienced somewhat similar things was ... comforting in a way? shared experience or something, idk. plus I've always been a sucker for misfit archetype characters, especially if they make a little family out of other misfits :')

another big part of the intrigue (because my crushes always start with a sort of 👀 phase fdsjkl, I have to think somebody is interesting in some way and want to find out More about them, and then feelings develop from there) for me was just the fact that he was Angry. like... the way I've personally learned to deal w abuse has been to always be meek and fawn. so seeing someone who went in the opposite direction, to become angry and strong and defiant instead, was SO fascinating to me and I was very curious to learn more about him.

so I looked into him more, loved what i found, related to him a bit, accidentally by some random occurrence stumbled upon some bf audios of him somehow??, wished he were real so we could hang out, thought about how I'd act around him and started to feel a little flustered about it ... it's all downhill from there once u reach that point smh 😔😔 (/silly)

for a long time i didn't really fully step into s.elfship territory w him - i dabbled a little but he wasnt The Focus™ in my brain yet. also we (as a system) have had a host change since then, so there was a previous juno that was not Me (even though we kept the same main name between us two parts), and they didn't like the guy as much as Current Me does djfkdl - theres also some ... relatively significant personality differences between the two versions of Juno, so I think Juno2.0 (me) meshes with him a lot better now than Juno1.0 did in 2020/2021

and then last year, i found and joined the s.elfship community and um. I absolutely did not mean for him to become The Main Guy and never would've guessed he would be, but... well,, we dont always plan things i suppose, feelings just happen 😭

anyways. it maybe seems kind of messed up but his ~tragic backstory~ is what drew me in initially bc it helped me feel less alone and scared when i was Going Through some pretty major shit lol. and then after that, i just kind of took the character base that pkmn had in place and ran with it to build on it and sort of make my own version of him that I could be friends with and eventually fell in love with ^^;;

TL;DR it was a mix of timing, similar history of abuse, intrigue bc of our opposite reactions to the abuse, and um... the way he is like,, strong and builds a safe place for other young ppl who feel unsafe or not accepted in general society fdsjkl

i get embarrassed talking abt it bc ppl seem to really hate it when abuse victims are weak in any way and need help, but ... i do really like that he is strong in some ways and would be able to give me a sort of safe place to let my guard down and receive help and care (as shown by the way he provides a safe place for the grunts, all the misfits and outcasts of Alola) ^^;;;; honestly kind of a Big part of it for me (and for pretty much all my s.elfship dynamics) is that he is able to protect me and care for me, because I have not like. experienced that ever. at least not properly. when your parents are the ones being abusive, you not only do not experience protection and care but you're also being actively hurt in some way by the people who are supposed to keep you safe. so to be freely given care and safety is kind of crazyyyy to me LOL, that is something i like a lot about him :')

OKAY RAMBLE OVER. i really tried to keep this as short as i could but,, brevity is not a strength of mine (esp when it comes to him) LOL. THANK YOU for the question !!! its fun to look back at how it all happened tbh :]

[vewyscawywriting]

Lovin' Ya Boy

Fandom: Pokémon

Pairing: Guzma x F!Reader

Tags: Throne sex, creampie, cowgirl, dry humping, cockwarming

Wordcount: 1308

Summary:  You meet up with Guzma in the Shady House and you have fun with him on his "throne".

Making your way through the Shady House in Po town, you silently enjoyed the way the grunts stayed far away from you, casting scared glances around corners and from dark hallways your way. You had beaten them enough for them to have a begrudging respect for you... or maybe it was more like you scared the shit out of them. You chuckled to yourself. Good. 

The fact that you were often found in the Shady House was also a thing that seemed to disturb the grunts. You were usually found around Po town, beating some thugs and pestering their big boss. The fact that you weren't afraid of him, and the fact that he didn't seem to do anything to you made more fear and respect grow in them.

Little did they know that the reason big bad Guzma didn't do anything to you was because you had developed quite the relationship with the man.

The door to his room was in front of you, and you knocked twice, yelling at Guzma that you were coming in either way, and you swung the door open, revealing his dark room.

Guzma was sat on his "throne" in all his glory and you grinned at him.

"Hey Guz, how's life?"

The boss looked up, frowning face actually lightening a bit when he saw you. You closed the door behind you as you struck a silly pose. 

"Y/N!" he said, and by god did it make you feel good to hear the way he said it. 

You skipped over to his throne, wasting no time to push his computer to the side and planting yourself on his lap. Both legs on either side of his hips as you made yourself comfortable on his thighs. 

"I missed you," you murmured to him as you put your arms around his neck. The man that commanded the entirety of Team Skull, the man whose name struck fear into the hearts of the citizens of Alola, that man was yours. And he was like putty in your hands as you slowly brought your lips over to his'. 

Of course you were his' as much as he was yours as well, but he didn't need to know that.

"I missed you too," he said back as you removed your lips from his', his eyes glued to yours as you smiled at him below you.

"Oh yeah? How much?"

He grabbed your hips, pushing your core against his already hard erection.

"That much."

You groaned at the rough contact, and honestly you had missed him just as much. You couldn't wait to feel his length inside of you, hearing his hissed curses in your ear. "Oh my, is that a pokéflute in your pocket?" you joked, nipping his lips and moving further down his chin, biting his adams apple with a little more force than he expected as you went down to nibble on his neck. He winced and groaned as he bucket up to you, grinding himself against your clothed pussy as his large hands groped your ass, kneading the cheeks roughly as he pushed you down on him needily. 

"Always so rough with your boy," he hissed, but you knew he liked it when you were a little rough with him, and honestly he was rough with you too, and he didn't hear you complaining about it. 

You moved off his lap, slapping his hands away as you shimmied out of your pants and panties, getting back up on his lap without giving him time to remove his sweats. His dick was straining against the fabric, and as you started grinding your wet pussy on his erection you saw a dark spot appear on it from both his precum and your juices leaking on him.

"Guz," you moaned against his neck as you kept biting and sucking on a spot that you knew drove him crazy. His entire body lay limp on the throne as the only thing he moved were his hips, rutting up against you as you grinded down on him with a snappy rhythm. He groaned your name, warning you of his quickly approaching release with urgency. You just grinned down at him, continuing your grinding even faster, running your hands under his shirt to pinch his nipples as his hips started to stutter, his hands caught in your shirt as he grasped almost desperately at you and the fabric. 

"Shit y/n," he groaned, higher pitched than his normal sounds, and you looked at him with a lovestruck expression. 

"Come for me, Guz," you said, and shivered as you felt his hands push you down on him tightly and the dark spot on his pants expanded rapidly as he came with a needy groan of your name. 

He needed a second to come down from his high, but you were already pulling his now sticky sweats off impatiently, licking your lips at his half hard cock. He wasn't extremely big, but he was thick, and you loved the look of it. At your hungry look he started hardening again, a prominent vein bulging and throbbing as his length called to you. You'd given him blowjob after blowjob while he was seated on his throne, but today was not the day. He'd already come once, and you had not, and that needed to change, quickly. 

"Ready for me, Guz?" you whispered to him as you moved your dripping core over his throbbing erection and he kissed you deeply as a reply, his rough hands pushing at your ass to take what you needed from him only if you were snappy about it. And so you did, lining yourself up and falling down on his length with a gasp at the stretch. It hurt, but in such a good way, and you wasted no time to start bouncing on his lap, knees on either side of his legs and hands on the handles of his chair. 

The rhythm was messy and uneven, alternating between bouncing enthusiastically on his cock to slow grinding. His head was thrown back, and you went back to sucking the dark hickey you had made earlier. He'd complain about it later, but he'd never cover it up, and you loved to stake your claim on him. 

"Guz," you whimpered, getting closer and closer to your release, legs shivering, but not letting up just yet. 

"Y/n," he groaned back, eyes half lidded and mouth open as he panted and rutted up into you. "Fuck, you're beautiful," he hissed through gritted teeth, as his hands held you tightly to him. 

He throbbed inside of you harder than earlier and you knew he was close, but so were you and you toppled over the edge with a cry of his name as his hand found your clit, applying rough pressure.

He followed you straight after, coming inside of you and dripping down your legs on his seat. "Shiit, Guzma-" you gasped as you came down from your height, and he kissed you deeply, almost desperately, hands gripping you tightly as if he was afraid you were gonna vanish. 

"I still can't believe the grunts have no idea about our relationship," you giggled as you felt him soften inside of you, but not getting up just yet, enjoying the warm feeling of both his cum and his dick inside of you. 

"They're not very smart," Guzma replied, running his hands through your sweaty hair as he shivered when you laid down on top of him, his dick still inside. 

You hummed in reply, just basking in the warmth that was him, slowly drifting off as he kissed your forehead gently, staying inside of you as you fell asleep. He wouldn't trade this for the world, even if he was the leader of the enemy group and you were the Alolan champion.

[kaibutsushidousha]

How would you rank the Pokemon champions and villain bosses?

1) N: The most written character in all of Pokémon.

2) Guzma: Nothing in Pokémon made me feel things as much as first visiting Po Town did. That plus his background tidbits form a very sympathetic loser I care for a lot.

3) Lusamine: The tragedy of her family is delightful on all of its members, but Lusamine is certainly the weakest link to it due to being more of a perpetrator than a victim. I also love both of her designs, with her Nihilego form being easily the second-best-looking Pokémon woman, behind on Valerie.

4) Maxie and Archie: Accidental comedy duo. Their goals are stupid in the most endearing and memeable ways, and their reactions to the consequences of their actions somehow still manage to be a resonating moment. Ranking them separately is silly, but if I had to, Maxie is the best for his general pretentiousness, inside jokes, and being the Jouji voice in Master Sex.

5) Blue: The rival becoming the Champion for 5 minutes is a perfect endpoint of a rival arc and every one of Blue's successors, even the ones that are better characters than him, suffer from not being the one who pulled this off. Raticate-based content is also often good.

6) Alder: A cool design can carry you a long way. Seriously, he nails the wandering monk aesthetic so neatly. Volcarona, Reuniclus, and Chandelure are also sublime picks. And I love how his contributions to the plot are meaningful advice rather than the more distant and professional company that Wallace and Cynthia offer.

7) Rose: Funny anxiety man, arguably cuter and more memeable than the Hoenn villains, only lower than them because of how messily the Galar finale is delivered. Immense bonus points for his part as an accessory to Bede's character.

8) Wallace: Like with Alder, a cool design can carry you a long way. Milotic as an ace is also an immense plus. I suppose Emerald also makes him useful, but if that was a major factor, Cynthia would have been a lot higher.

10) Lance: Having the second-to-last boss become a sequel final boss always has a big feeling of downgrade, but that's offset well enough by making him cool in the Red Gyarados arc and his relationship with Clair.

11) Cynthia: Infodump character for Sinnoh mythology, which is not nearly as interesting as it should have been. Gets some points for the generally great choices of Pokémon and for actually feeling powerful in gameplay.

12) Kukui: Funny professor with a lot of presence but none very memorable. Being the Champion fight, and a surprisingly challenging one, is a big shock, but nothing really amazing on further thought.

13) Archer: Pathetic underling, therefore immediately more interesting than his nothingburger boss.

14) Leon: Dude that game insistently tries to sell as cool but never actually gets to be cool. Only above Steven because he's the one who gets to make the poignant commentaries on Sword/Shield's themes and because he's genuinely good as an accessory to Hop's arc.

15) Steven: Generic champion that never gets to be interesting, but gets points for only having cool Pokémon in his team.

16) Cyrus: Gets points for being memeable but not enough to compensate for how unfun his actual character is. Being soulless by design doesn't make it meaningful when the Sinnoh games are not saying anything about emotion.

17) Ghetsis: Plot device to make N innocent. Only above Giovanni because I like some Pokémon in his team.

18) Giovanni: Just a yakuza boss without any fun projects. The Gym Leader twist was a wow thing on the first run but never amounts to anything, like with Kukui being the Champion fight. Did he ever interact with Silver? Not in anything I played, I think.

19) Diantha: Has the bare minimum story presence and doesn't even use it well.

20) Lysandre: Has one of the stupidest villain plans, made even more ridiculous by the version differences between X and Y, but his aesthetic and delivery are so bad that it manages to make it not funny.

[selfshipgushing]

look at the silly!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT IT RAHAGAGGAGAGA

seth is such a silly billy

HES SO SILLY

*affectionally headbutting him and guzma like i’m a cat or smth*

amen

[updates-from-po-town]

Respectfully, i need you to ask Guzma if he knows how Golisopod look so fucking cool. Like Wimpod is just silly little guy and then he evolves and can impale you he's great.

In his words, "theyre built different"

[dandyshucks-moving]

hiya hello!!! I'm Dandy/Juno, 22, they/it pronouns, Métis, and this is my silly little sideblog (main blog is @dandyghest and also @piplupod) where I have a little silly fun rbing/talking about F/Os!! I'm pretty new to the community but I've been self-shipping since I was a kid!

I am a very hesitant and anxious person, but I love interacting with others when I feel like I'm able to!! I might be a little slow to step into interacting w the community fully until I learn the ropes of how the community works but I'm dipping my toes in when I'm able to :]

I'm totally fine with sharing F/Os except for Guzma (if you tag all your posts abt him then you're a-okay to follow since I can just block the tag)! Feel free to block me if I accidentally miss that we share an F/O you don't want shared! (Just make sure you block my main account(s) too so I don't get confused LOL)

there might be (very rare) occasional suggestive posts, but those will be tagged accordingly! anything Actually nsfw will be over at @scandydandyshucks (18+ only over there!).

People who ship pedophilic or incestual pairings and people who write/draw porn of children will be blocked, I have zero tolerance for any of that ! Also, the "fiction doesn't affect reality" crowd is strictly NOT welcome here !

If you ever see me reblog from someone nasty, please let me know! I follow a lot of the community tags and have as many proship tags blocked as I can to catch any bs, and I also try to check the blogs before I rb from the general community tags, but sometimes I may miss things! Just lmk and I'll go look and delete it!

F/O list under the cut !!

F/O list:

Main F/O:

Guzma (pokemon) (tag: "💜so good at being in trouble", ship tag: "💜a boy and his bug🪲") <- if you share him, just let me know what you have all your guzma-related posts tagged with and i'll just block that tag and then I'll be okay to follow back! ദി ᷇ᵕ ᷆ )♡

Other F/Os (in no particular order):

Aizawa and Hizashi (bnha) (tags: "🖤napping in class" and "🧡hello radio land!", ship tag: "🖤one lucky listener🧡")

Marc, Steven, Jake (moonknight) (tags: "🤍white knight", "🤎float like a butterfly sting like a bee", "🩶the man in the rearview mirror", ship tag: "🌙systems overlapping🪲")

Sun and Moon (fnaf) (QPP?) (tags: "💛lights on!" and "💙nightlight")

The Doctor (doctor who) (tag: "💓doctor doctor gimme the news")

Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees (cats the musical) (tags: "🤎only like what I find for myself" and "🐈‍⬛never was there a cat so clever")

Aziraphale and Crowley (good omens) (tags: "💞oh my angel" and "❤️‍🔥never (not) nice", ship tag: "💞temptation sparks❤️‍🔥")

~

general F/O posts are tagged with 💗

❤️ is for general vampire posts!

art tag: "dandy doodlebugs"

op tag: "dandyshucks"

[anoradraws]

💀Sims 4 Skull Boss💀

Ladies, gentlemen, and all beings of configuration, I give you...

The Team Skull Boss, The Hated Boss who Beats you Down and Never Lets Up, Destruction in Human Form! 

Guzma!!! -- The Sims 4 version!

(Or at least MY interpretation of him.)

Honestly, when I was looking up some mods and some (almost) close renditions of my favorite Pokevillain, I hate to say some of them looked... eh... well “silly” to say the least...

SO-- I improvised and decided to create this *Chef’s Kiss* 💖~Beautiful~💖 Big, Bad, Boss we all know and love!