#the goober himself

[plantphanta]

Guzma

uh oh there's more of ya boi

[brodudemanbroski]

????HE SENT IT TO DAMIEN???!?!? I DIDNT EVEN HEAR ANYTHING BUT ITS SO CUTE AND THE ANIMATION IS ADORABLE

[plantphanta]

cicero skyrim the one and only 😔🙏🫶

SCREW IT

RB with a picture of your f/o and I'll give them a song from my 250 song playlist that they remind me of (appearance or personality)!

PROSHIP DNI >:(

[foolsocracy]

gotta add another noir variant to the gang

[drivebypainter]

Silly Xu Guang 🙄

This is fanart for the fanfic “More Than Survive” by sugxrbee_see on AO3!

This fic is genuinely so fun, a lot of silly Shen Yuan (as Xu Guang), trying his best to cheat the system and convince everyone he is og Xu Guang, while also having the most silliest battles in his own mind LOLOL!

[pango-doots]

gay wrongs

[ghoodles]

Im at school and i miss him greatly

Birthday went well! I got pumpkin pie, a t-shirt, a blanket

AND THIS LITTLE GOOBER

Aside from eating the pie, he has not been out of my arms

[nounaarts]

I finally got round to drawing that cute little head canon that was going around of how Wukong met Macaque through hiding in his shadow. I literally love this idea so much!

They're so precious to me <33

[plantphanta]

Guzma

Ya boi! i can't stop drawing him!!!

[betasuppe]

Weird that I woke up thinking about Obake & Kei, but I'm not mad about it at all.

Thinking now about a separate end to CTC where before shit goes down, Bake encouraged Kei to go visit her twin sister to get away for a bit & get her out of his hair so that he could get down to business & attempt to destroy San Fransokyo.

So, it goes down like it does in cannon & shit is bad & Obake is presumed dead. Kei returns home to find her villainous life in ruins & broken-hearted that Obake clearly had no interest in involving her in his bigger plans.

Skip to a year later...

Obake survived. He himself didn't understand how he did because he clearly remembered his bunker-base crushing down around him and being gripped by the tight claws of darkness & drowning, and yet... he woke up along the shore, coughing roughly as some strangers pulled him from the wreckage.

He'd lost everything. He had some funds still left to his accounts, but had thoroughly liquidated his every other resource, since he had fully planned on San Fransokyo being no more. No home, no base, no car, NOTHING. Hell, he couldn't even track down Trina or NBB let alone he didn't want to in shame of the disappointment he'd be in his incredible failure of his master plan.

So anyways, all this time later, Obake, as Bob Aken again, is just getting by. Suffering from depleted funds, being deeply depressed, with no plans & no hope, he accidentally passes by Kei in the street & he freezes, though Kei jogs along behind an energetic dark-coated shiba inu on a leash... & she doesn't seem to even realize he existed.

Obake can't help himself but shout her name when the recognition sets in & when she comes to an immediate stop & gapes at him, Obake smiles, feeling things will finally be ok. In his fucked up mind, Kei was his back-up plan to his master plan, after all. This was all meant to be -!

So when she reigns in her doggo, who's growling the whole while, & she stands before her old flame, he smiles, preparing to be pulled into her arms & hugged with all the loving intensity that she always had for him, but instead he's knocked sensless as she socks him hard in the gut with a rough uppercut that pushes the air out of his lungs & nearly makes him lose his footing & crumple down onto his knees.

He likely remained standing out of pure ego, if nothing else.

A few people on the crowded street stop & stare as Kei huffs & puffs but says nothing more, waiting for Obake to apologize or beg for forgiveness or ANYTHING.

When he finally whispers out, "It's good to see you," Kei is at the point of tears, but she manages to fight through her fury & recognize they're not alone. She immediately reacts, grabbing onto the sleeve of his sweatshirt & dragging him off, telling him to shut up & not speak a single fucking word until they were in private... with her dog walking protectively between her owner & the stranger as if WAITING for Obake to do something so the pup could mess him up.

When they're back in her apartment - & Obake notes that it's not her old place just a few blocks away from Good Luck Alley, anymore... it's in the safe, nice part of town with furniture that's surprisingly high quality and just generally much better than what rundown conditions Kei had always called home, & he has to admit he's very impressed -, Kei unleashes her dog & Obake half expects the thing to leap at him. Instead, the pup curls up on a nearby dog bed in the corner & glares daggers his way the whole while.

They talk, with Kei angrily shouting how she had assumed him dead this whole time & how DARE he not let her know he survived - did he even have any idea how much this hurt her to learn about through a news channel, of all the damn things, & the pain she went through realizing she lost him while she was away & unable to help at all. She's pissed & hurt & demands to know why he never told her about this whole "master plan" of his and why she was excluded from it even taking place.

She needs to know if he intentionally wanted her out of the picture? She laughs. His not calling or texting her even a simple "Hey, lol, not dead :P" would've been better than NOTHING after all.

He's silent through it all, nodding & not at all displacing her blame. Obake shoulders it & winces at specific points she makes before going quiet, herself.

Before he can talk about his screw ups, he instead tries his hardest to break his own mold. He asks Kei how she's been doing, since it looks like she's been extremely well. Her new apartment, her new furniture, & just the energy about her - has life been better without him in it?

Kei sighs & tells him that she had to put a stop to her villainy without him & put her entire heart into her music. She'd been doing small tours, selling a huge amount of merch & had become something of a thing in the electronic music scene, especially with her escapades in badassery still following her around town. She's been suffering through it, but she loves it & she's managed switching her whole life around. She's been working on studying her leeches again & using them for helpful research rather than mind control &... it's been weird & different, but she's doing OK, especially with Chocolate Chip Cookie, her newly adopted puppy.

So now, she asks, what is he even doing here?

He struggles to find the words, but puts it very bluntly that he has very little left to his name. After being released from the hospital due to his injuries after the event in question, he roamed around. He'd stay at awful motels with cheap rates so he had a roof over his head. He just shuffled from one place to another, without a purpose or a drive. Just... existing.

Eventually after more silence, Obake quietly admits to himself & Kei both ehat he had tried to ignore the whole time... the reality of his situation was that Obake had hoped he would die in his own failed experiment. He'd fully planned for his own death & had wanted Kei happy & cut out of the picture for her own good, not like his safety net & back up plan like he dreamed it could be, just instead... keeping her out of the mess he'd created.

It makes Kei angrier at first but then the tears start bubbling up in her eyes. She hastily jumps off the couch & pulls him into a hug. Through sobs, she ensures he is aware that he's not at all forgiven, she's just glad he's back & alive.

He hugs her back, his actions disconnected from how he now felt, realizing from Kei's reaction just how badly he fucked up. It's eye opening & the first time he truly recognized he had done wrong.

Kei eventually breaks her hold on him & wipes her tears, asking where he's staying now. He admits it's a terrible dive in a rough neighborhood. She grabs her jacket and her keys, telling him that he'll be staying with her till he's back on his feet. She decides they're going to pick up his few belongings and move him in with her for the time being.

Obake starts telling her "thank you," but she cuts him off before he can finish, letting him know that he still has to make up to hell & back for ditching her in all this. Things aren't magically fixed & she still can't help but dispise him a bit at the moment... but she still cares about him and is going to set him right.

No big evil villain mastermind plans, just her friend / her ex - not even boyfriend lol - crashing on her couch until he can figure himself out.

She knows he needs actual medical attention for his brain trauma & a lot a lot a lot of therapy that she's inclined to sign him up, even if it's against his will, but... he even admits he's broken now. It's a rough step in the right direction, at least.

She hates herself for still adoring him but despite him being the way he is & all, she cares for him deeply & intends to see him out of this darkness, if she can help in doing so at all.

[vampir3-jack]

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[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

I don't remember seeing this pose UNTIL I paused for a moment 🙎‍♀️🧐

[dontsnortpixiestix]

Psssst… it’s Tom Servo Tuesday…

[elliethecat]

Hi again! This is Neri, a Zora made for @werewolfsister's ask for diplomats for an upcoming comic! He's about 134 (or a 23 yo Hylian) and the representative for the domain that Sulane and Luvan came from, which I have decided to call Naitula! On the left is his formal outfit, and on the right is his more casual outfit :3

He's trans (ftm), gay, and is looking for a hot Zora man near him~. Sadly, if you've seen Sulane's backstory you'd know that Naitula doesn't really like gay people. He's not in Naitula though, so he has nothing to worry about! He's really nice, but he keeps up a mask of "don't mess with me" because the king and queen of Naitula expect that of him TvT

(If you're wondering, I based him off a Copper Shark :3)

EDIT: I forgot to mention, but Naitula is on a sandbar/atoll combo far out in the Eastern Sea, just so you can get a better idea of his backstory, werewolfsister ;3

EDIT 2: Decided to age Neri up to approx. 23 YO so that it would match up with Sulane's backstory better!

[krasytoonz]

Accidentally married so they smooch it out

[microsofttothemax]

leo in the papa hueso au is like 100x more unserious than in the show if thats even possible

hes also a shit ninja lmao