#guys. guys. guys.

[spending-life-pretending]

guys I (american, never heard of robbie williams until three months ago and then listened to “candy” and was like ‘oh yeah I know that one’) did in fact just watch the robbie williams chimpanzee biopic and I genuinely feel I will never be the same. this is an inflection point in my life. there is no way to explain this movie to anyone who hasn’t seen it. no one else cares. they have to see it to understand but they won’t because they won’t care until they see it. robbie williams and his nefarious team of filmmakers have made me a cassandra in my own house; I bear cursed knowledge none will ever know.

[sanguine-melancholia]

i cannot express how much i need this book

[twolanguages]

he looks sooooooooo fluffy... your 4 time world champion.. he must have shaved in preparation for becoming wdc, i’m calling it

[l3ppa]

im literally about to have heart attack what the hell.

[soupdwelling]

what the fuck what the fuck are you FUCKING SERIOUS OH MY GOD ARE YOU YOU NO YOU DIDNT YOU DID NOT FUCKING NO WHAT THRHE TFUCK ABSOLTUELY NOT OH MY GOD NO OH MY FUCK OH SHIT FUCK NO OH MY GOD YOU DIDND NO NO FUCKING YOU ARENT SERIOUS THIS CANT YOU NOT THIS NO

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

“i got an 85, this is the lowest grade i’ve ever gotten i’m literally so dumb :(“ i cannot keep having this fucking conversation

[dorkycreature-89]

NOT YOUTUBE RECOMMENDING ME JUST LOOK MY WAY

FUCK OFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[arthrobug]

I open Tumblr, expecting peace

Whats the first thing I see?

[b10000p]

Gender of the day is the official Red, White, and Royal Blue Soundtrack

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[know-ill-keep-moving]

viktor vs cait innit

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[cornyonmains]

Something I find very interesting about this CEO assassination is that the guy who did it has basically become an American hero.

They're probably quite worried about what will happen when they catch this guy, especially with the level of public support he has. If they catch him alive and he gets to air his grievances, he could unite the entire country against the private healthcare system. It could go to trial and result in jury nullification, which would basically send a message to the American public that catching a rich body comes without consquences.

If they kill him to keep his mouth shut, I'd say people will burn cities to the ground, and it could potentially provoke even more anger against private health insurance. In a powder keg, it only takes one person lighting the match.

I know it sounds over the top, but a figurehead is a powerful thing, and that's what this shooter is. The rich understand it. That's why Blue Cross just magically decided they were going to pay for anesthesia again. Those dead-eyed psychopaths were going to take everything they could until someone shot that guy and that's the gospel truth.

Keep the hate fire burning. Watching their fear is the closest I've come to knowing joy since the Bush administration.

[omgthatdress]

ily, menswear guy

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…